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FOUR ROSEBURG NEWS-REVIEW, ROSEBURG, OREGON, TUESDAY. JUNE 8, 1937. Uued Unity j-.vrit nuuauy by (he Air tVM-Ite view Co., Inc. Member of Tbe Auc'atrd Itra The Ausociatvd PriB In uxclustve y entitled to the uao fur republica tion of till nwn dlspatchen credited to It or nut olherwlHO credited in thti paper and to all local news published herein. All rlffhta of re Rubllcatlon of epeclal dlapatche ereln are alao reserved. BARKIS KIXSWOKTH Kdilor Entered aa second class matter May 17, 1920, at the post ofIce at itoaeburff, Oregon, under act of March 8, 1878. Represented By New lurk 21 East 40th HtretV L'hlc" a6 N. Michigan Ave.- Hnn fc-'rinit-lttru 220 Ounli Stre.'l- lirlrnlt -3ia titephem.ua Iililg., ! Anaelrk 432 fc. burl n u Street. . auic SU3 Htcwart Street, "orilaiitl bio a. W. Hi Kin utrueu vauvouver. II. (Wll flu II Hlrlir.. St. fruitf ul N. Tenth StrettL Atlanta Vfi rant UulldliiK, auti.crlptlon Hale. Dally, pur yvur by moil H.00 Dully, e inunlhs by matt K.OO Dallv. 3 muritliH bv mall.. Dally, by carrier per month. Will They Never Learn? IN T11K category of littposHiblli llos, ono might Incliulo tho tul of teaching I'orlluud newspapers that the Unipqua and Itcjguo riv ers arc aoparute strcaniH, located in different coupties In Hoiitheru Oregon, i'ur youra those newspa pers have referred to the Uuip- quit region In such torniB as "Ilo gno river" or "Kogue Jllvor vul- ley," despite ropeated corrections from this city, and It seems to have been time and labor wasted. Tho latest oxamplo of garbled gno graphy ocenrrod only yostoiday when u Portland nowspapcr head lined a lloseburg story on a "North Umpuun river" eplsodo with this lino: "Quartet Uscnpes Death In Itogne." We would sug gest that Portland nowspupcrB quit "crabbing" at California's pub licity spreaders for appropriating Oregon's moro prominent sconlo attractions until thoy first learn to deal accurately with localities In their own slato. Still Paying for War I"1!!!;! wars of yesteryear still aro costing the government it pretty penny -130,000,000 a month for veleruus' pensions alone. Veterans' administration records show thai approximately 005,000 volorans drew 51, '.17-1,658 In pen sions for April, whllo 917,808 de pendents of deceased veterans col lected $7,f84,a7U. A handful wore pcacc-tlmo casualties. The war of 1812 ended 122 years ago, but the widow of one scddlcr and the daughter of another mill draw pensions. They are Mrs. Carolina KIiik of Chooktowugn, N. Y., and Mrs. Kslher Ann Hill Mor gan of Independence, Ore. Tho number of hospitalized vet erans Increased In the 10 mouths before April 30, from 11,875 to 17, 42G. Those living in old age homes increased from 0,58(1 to 111,170. Tho seunto niilllury committer lias a proposal to extend World war death and disability beuetlis to veterans of "any future war In which tho United Slates Is engag ed and their dependents. Editorials on News (Continued from pugo 1.; ed chmiKi'd Hie whole fuco of hit mini llfo by umibltns iho bunlor lo Htrfko down gumo at a illtdiint'u. I ho inulviilu:il who found nut uhhut tho prlm-iplu ot Ihu whool imnin ehnngod the wholu Fueu of luiiium life. We owe uu Ineiilntluhlo debt to Iho.so men who huvo foihul out things. WHY Dili KoueiuiH tuy to tho college pteHiftout: "Wliut in friction?" And why did ho miy to tho other limn: "Whul in traim- piU'ClU')'?" 1 he aiir.wiT l nhiiplc. II v.:ih lo MAKK Til KM THINK. II ft) hy iniikiug people lltiuli that progiT-HK i fH liievod. iltAltl.KH I-'. M'ITKillNl Ih a. . . . ileh num. Hut hlH filendrt nn.v that iihoul halt Hie liiuo he jocm around without, it cent In blt poeketH und Iiiin In ue IiIh to buy a miiitlwich and a eup of tuiffeo. Ho wn riding on it lialu, and when I lio cnndui lor t amo around for hit tlikol he tould'.i'l find II Tho eondm-lor mild thai vmilil In nil right ; tlmt ho would couie back. When bo iittno back, tin tlrluit still couldn't bo found. Tho cntKhlcln. know thai (Inn ornl Mntnrfl wns good for II a re Hon rch dlreetor'H tinuHporlullon, mi bo paid: "Novel lulml, Mr. Kot torlng; that win ho flxMl nil right." Kotterlng niiawered: "Suro wo tan fix that part nil rlffht. Hut what I want hi know Ih whoro Pin going." npirM I'OINT u thai monoy, AS SUCH, niuubfl nolliiiig to Charles F. Kettefllifr. Whai money and property lie bus to havo cotue to liim moroly its an INCIDENT of iiiB job of finding out things. We'd probably bo surprised if we could know tho number of big men who aro Interested in their JOll FIHST and only Incidentally in tbe money tbey make. Tbeso men like the money, of courso, but tbat Isn't really what they work for. KRNR PROGRAM (l.ouO Kilocycle,) REMAINING HOUH8 TODAY 4:00 Editors View, of the Nows 4:16 Chamber of Commerce. 4:30 Hestlul Organ Melodies. 4:4ii TUo lioswen Misters. 5:00 Monitor Views the News. 5:16 Muuliuimn Concert Hand. 0:30 Ulchurd Crooks. 0:46 Ambrose und Orchestra. 0:oo Shep yields. 6:15 Henry Buase. 6:30 "The Ace of Diamonds." 0:45 Salon Interlude. 6:00 Newt Plashes. 7:00 Chevrolet's Musical Mo ments, with Gus Haenchtn. Paul Chapln and Phil Duty. 7:10 Morton uowney. 7:30 Your Grab Bag. 8:ou Sign Ofl. WEDNUHua i , JUNE 0 7:00 "Marly tllrds.'' 7:30 News-Review Newscast. 7:45 J. M. Judd says "Good Morning." 7:50 Alarm clock Club. 8:l6llxio Memories. 8: :30 Art Shaw. 8: -15 hlllico Caruso. 0:00 Municipal Uauce Baud 9:15 Joo Jlaymes- In Popular Music. 0:45 Chestnuts, 10:15 Movlo Gossip. 10:30 "Radio Hendezvous," Copco, 10: -15 ilomemuKers Harmony. 11:16 Variety Show of the Air, 11:-I5 llooslor Hot Shots. 12:00 "Time Signal," Knudtson's, 12:00 Melody Trail. 12:15 "Singing Strings,' Radio MUSIC. 12:30 Hansen Motor Co. Program 12:45 News-Review of the Air. 1:00 "Knights of the Road," Coen Lumber Co. 1:06 "Odds und ICnds." 1:30 .Modern ithytbms. 2:00 "World Book Man." 2:00 Organ luloriude. 2:15 Nut lliundyv.iiio. 2:30 Yostorday'a Vocals, 2:50 News Flashes, 3:00 Cab Cnllowuy. 3:15 Olon Oroy. 3:80 Kiddles' Request. Program. 4:00 The Editor's Views of the News. 4 : 15 Novelty Orchestrations. 4:30 Ted Lewis and 1-ils Jlaud. 5:00 The Monitor Views the News. 5:15 Snlon Suite. 5:30 Henry King and Orchestra. 0:-l5 Ooms Kroni Mikado. 0:00 Duke Ellington. 6:30 Henry Busse. 0:46 Salon Imorludo. 6:50 News Flashes. 7:00 Men of Vision, Drs. Bubar and Church. 7:15 Hoy Smock, -Wizard of the strings. 7:30 Tho American Family Rob inson. 7:45 Your Omb Hag Program, 8:00 Sigil Off. TIIUItSDAY, JUNW 10 7:no "Kiirly lllrds." 7:30 Nowa-Review Newscast. 7:45 Alarm Clock Club. 8:15 Vnnalmmls of tho I'rairieH. 8:30 Full Goe pel Church of the Air, Rev. Harold A. Perslng. 8:4,V-Minn limn. U:U0 I'hll IaivhiiIo and Oreliea- tra. n:30 WtiHlnrh Ibilliids. 10:00 Music and Flowers. 1 1 : 1 fi A Kew WheoeH from tlio Aecordiou. 10:30 "Radio Rendezvous," Copco Hi: in - iiomeiiiuneiH Harmony. 11:18 Variety Show of the Air. 11:45 Hay Nobel. 12:00 "Time Signal," KnudtBon's. 12:00 llioolilyu Sympliony. 12: 15 "Phil Harris," Denn - Ger- retsen Co. - Hush Mo ma u Music. 12:45 News-Review of the Air. 1:00 "Knights of the Road," Coen Lumber Co. 1:0(1 -"OddH and Kudu." lMO-.Mndern lihylhins. 2: (Mi- "World Hook Man." 2:05 Organ Interlude. 2: 15 Rhythmical Uncollect Ions. 2::in -Mere Coiuoh tho Hand. 2:50 News Flashes. i 3:00 Travel's Radio Review. H: 15 -Mart. ;i::m Kiddles Hequet Program. 4:00 Editor's Views of the News 1: 1 ft Organ Melodies. 1:15 - f j It Ih oi ho (inldeu West. 5:00 Monitor Views the News. 5:15 ,liin (itirher in Memories. &:;m- Modern Vocal Kuvoi lies. 5 : 15 Torrid Tempnes. (J: no Uipei and On-best ru. 6:30 Henry Busse. li: 15 --Snlon Interlude. 6:50 News Flashes. 7:00 Chevrolet's Musical Mo ments, with Gus Haenchen. Ralph Kirbery and Irene Deasley, 7: 15 Fisher's Playhouse presents "Tiny Pink Elephant." 7:;tt -Orah Hue. S:(Nl SUn Oil. NOTICE OF ANNUAL MEETING The ntiumil meeting of lite I'mp mni SavliiKs and I .uu n asMn int ton will be held al 1 17 Ninth JncUson Ht.eel. HusehurK. Oreuon. eiliics. diiv. J nun l!.'!rd, Wi ,nt 7 oYloi-lt p, in. lor ihe t leeiiou of d(. reHors iiml a.lilllots and for the tr.uiMU'tiou of such ge lural hutd ne:is as may properly eotno beforu Ihe meellim. l.MI'fjr.V SAVINGS AM) (o.N ASSOCIAl'lON. Hy II, O. I'argeier. .Seeretury. 0 The inllure pbiyn n unhiue role III 111.' wot Id of (mime. Mile In lis ropulKii.h'M. and Ihe method hv wbith il set-ureti a livhiir. tln hinl Is deleted hy ihoe nlio tin not rertlKe itn itue vnltie. ihmuii would run ramimnl in mmiv coiiii- trloa of Ihe world tri it not mr the vultures, which pick clean the bones of unburUM dead. OUT OUR WAY ( ( VDU NUMBSKULL.' ,X " V ' THAT'S TH' SUN 'A ',, ... , v HflO V HERE'S TH' EALL, J A I i--r Mir- V coys- it iy hca atvicr. inc. t. m. no. u, s. inUDDGD od ma Da.unu SYNOPSIS: A mysterious shot kins Juuo liiinsuop, my old flume, ut Urn Blurt ot our stoi-my week end ut Furringtou Dluif, nome of i.nchuel s uuuls. A series of strange attueks occurs. Then wc find me bouy ot Miuliuel'a mad tut her bo low tho hluif. Aunt Mur thu, stout and Victonun, is wliot m ihu aitoulder, and ncurly fmiahod with steeping powders. The Skip per. Miko's tui), tweedy younger aunt, 'disappears Kvidenuo piles up against Jiiggins. the old butler. und l rultielunily lock linn in bis room, Later 1 drag from lilm the advice to look In inu 'old loll lor the tikippur. Miku and 1 run tor it. Chapter -16 The Cedar Chest didn't stop to find out what bo was laliting about. Thero wits h rush ot voices henind us, but wo tore tor Hie from stairs. At tho bead of tiieni iWicuuol swot vod lo mo rigiit and spnmed oncu more lowuru tho Borvaiud' cornuor. ilo swung into the oilier null bet ore l was nuliwuy from the stairs. Hy the timu i reaction (ho swinging uoor, ho hud n ladder-iika set of (Heps pulled straight down from iho coning directly in front of the I lend ui Uiu back stairs. "Not In use," bo panted, "forgot it completely." lie disappeared into bluckucHH. I followed him, barking my shins again aa I wont over tno edge. "MKlppor!" ho was calling. "Skipper! Skipper!" In tho darkness, there was no sound but our own heavy breath ing. The uir was dusiy and heavy. .Squatting on iho edge of that trap Uoor, I lelt a sneeze coming, tried to mufflo It, failed, "IJanin It!" said Michuol. "Shut up, can't you?" ilo was listening. I could feel Iho tension of his hody whoro he crouched against mo. Hut there wasn't u sound. "Aro thero any lights, Mlko?" I whispered. "No." It was like us to be without a light at that moment. 1 didn't have heart enough to swear. Aliebael was edging nhnseif uway from Ihe trap imu ihe darkness. He oimip- ed Into Inu aa ho went ami I felt a blllgo in Ills coal pocket liu bulge of William's flashlight. "Mlko!" I until. "You have the ria.shhght. In your coat!" His hand slipped lulu the pock et. Thoro was a grunt or relief and I lie next moment n beuni (it light gradually disclosed a section ot the room w were in. II was low and directly under the ruflois. Tho eaves sloped down to the floor and al its highest point It was nol over five feel hign. If tho old carriage loft brought (o my mind tho dust of oilier de cades, this gavo me u feeling of tho dust of oilier centuries. It was full of Karriugton relics. Fur niture, clothcH, Huntresses, tninks suitcases, chests, bedding. Appal ently it ran over the outer Heel Ion of Hie Hervanla' quarters and had hot been tiHed in years. The ut- mosphoro wan musty and Hllfling. i Michael'H Unlit ' enmo Hlowly down to (he floor al our feel. Al Ihe bend of the Irap door (lie floor ' Was polished clean as a whistle by : the clothes of persons coming up from below. The glnnclun of the liht on my own knees showed me . a gray film of dust coaling my ! IroiiHora. j But beyond that polished space and beyond the hodnepodno of our lootimuitH. n clear trail of foot- ! prtntH led off in (he direction of: the other end of the loft. There were (wo sets of (hem, blurrdd as, it' made by people Walkinc either in stockinged feet or slippers, Ml-1 chael's light flashed around In a circle. Not five feet awny from tat double Hall was a sliifUo net - reluming. The Broken Vase We painfully skirled trunks, old bureaus and wasbstands. Once, we narrowly escaped disaster when Michael, banging inlo n ce dar chcsl, dropped the lli;hl. Tho air got thinner and musller nt we proceeded. It was dawning on mo tbat we should havo to work rap idly. There wore no windows In that loft. If tho Skipper wn there, she had been I here lor hours. "Mike! Mike! Where nro yuii?" ; It was Gay from tho diroctiou ot tne trap door. eat, orr. iMichaol shouted. "Go back! Slay witn Aunt iVlurthu. Wo'ii bo there in a minute." A thick row of old draperies hung from tbe rafters. A pilo ot bolsters. 1 nearly yelled when 1 banged into an old hoop skirt. As we went along tbe chances of the Skipper's still being alive seemed to grow slimmer and slimmer. 1 tricu to think what ono did for a case of suffocation, but tho only word thai cumo to my mind was, "iJead tiead dead! " "Could a person live six hours in this?" 1 wbisperod to Michael. His only answer was a grunt. Leading the way around a lull old mirror, ho pulled up with a bang, his breath whistling inlo tho si lence. Over bis shoulder I poored inlo tho circle ot our light. Tho footsteps bud stopped. Thero was a blur of stirred up dust and a Jong trail of smooth, clean boards leading directly up to a heavy cedar chest. Hight ut our feet, scattorlng out as tar us our light would reach, were tiie brok en pieces of some horriblo china contraption probably a vaso. Before 1 had hall taken in tile situation Michael leapt forward. His head rapped siuurtly against a sloping ru ft or, and ho stuggered buck, grunting. In another instant he was crouched and in under thai cave.- Tho chest was crashing out of the way, nearly upsetting mo. A Crusty, Dark Streak Tho Skipper was lying on her side, Iter bunds bound behind her with strips of whito cloth and her ankles securely tied with similar pieces. A crusty, dark slrcuk ran across her entire faco. Between us wo managed lo get her out into the open. Michael thrust u penknife in my hand, "Cut tho damn things. Cut them! Cut them!" J lo was weav ing around mo in circles; bis voice was clamorous. I wasn't much more use. The knife twisted and turned in my hand and tho cloth seemed to be made of iron. Oropplug the use less blade, 1 toro madly at the knots. It went on and on. And Michael continued to bellow. Fling ing down Hie final strip at last, 1 felt for tho Skipper's heart. I couldn't bear a ihing only tbe mail pounding of my own pulse. "Get out of the way!" 1 lifted tho Skipper In my arms. "Hold tho light, can't you? We've got lo get her out of hero. Ilo held It, alter Ji fashion un steadily, wobbling hack and forth in and out of my range of vision. Wo made but slow progress throntih that maze of relies. The Skipper was an unresisting dead weight in my arms, and it was necessary to bend almost double to avoid the rafters. I could hoar Mi chael's b real h now at my side. now in back of mo. 1 nearly trip ped a do.eii limes. My arms ach ed and I couldn't seem to breathe by Ihe lime ihe lii;bt of tho trait door finally appeared. (Copyright, l!t:i7. Kather Tyler) Tho revolver takes another life, tomorrow. jpailElDcvotionQ DR. CIIAULKS A. KDWAUHS We have nflen been advised lo cheer up, but .testis gives us grounds for doing so that no one else has been been able lo give. II must have looked In some (hat day lhal His claim . lo havo oereome the world was nothing but n vain boast. Sure (he world had overcome Mint, tor His nation had denied His leaching and t he tuil horllles w ere on Ihe evo of taking Ills lite. Stranpe a U-tory, thai One thins they had tint lakeu from Him, that was Ills faith in Hi vine love and Its power In win and lo re deem men. It was that laith lhat He wished to hand on lo His disciples as the mound and reason of Ihnlr triumph. Hear Father, we seek a si cud fast and an emhninn spirit of faith a ud hope t hat en u en riy on through trials or disappoint ments that may come. A joy and gladness of spirit that will make duty n great and hlh privilege. Amen. By Williams CHRISTIAN SCIENCE PROGRESS SHOWN BOSTON, r.Iass., Juno 7. Prog- ress ot cnrmtiun Science express ed in the organization and recog nition of fifty-niue new churches and societies; In sales increase of ij(i per cent for tho writing. of Mary Bt'.ker Kddy, discoverer and founder of Cnttstlau Science; in an increasingly fileuily public thought as reflected by legislative !;odicj .I:en handling mcasi i-es in volving medical und religious froo dem; ami iu much ;;o.d hoallns work; featured reports today by church ot'ficova a.t tho annuiU moot-. ing ot Tho Mother Church, Tho First Church of Christ. Scientist. The olo -lion of juogo Clifford P. Smith of Newton, Mass., as church president for Ibo coming year, nnd of Edward L. Kipley of llrookllnc as treasurer, and Kzr.i W. Palmer of Marshfleld as clerk, w:s announced. The president in elected by The Christian Science board of directors to sove for one Lyear. J lis duty is to he presiding Lufticer ut tho annual meetii.g. The fact that tho Chrlstlnn Sci ence denomination lias 2781 brai.chos was cited and Miss M. Rosamond Wright, manager of tho department, of LrunohoB nntl prac titk.nu.'!, reported ftirthor for the year, "Good growth in our move ment Is shown through tho organ isation nntl recognition of fifly rnino ne w churches and societies as bra lichen of The Mother Church aid six now univerr.ity organiza tions. Twenty - five of these branches nro in Europo, thirty in North America, two in Austraht3'a, ore In Africa, and ono In South AK.orica." (Copyright. l!Ci7, NMA Service, Inc) The University of Virginia's de vice to measure iiifiulesiinal ele ments could bo used to total race track winnings. In (his day of radio Iranserip tions, it is :erfeclly proper for the speaker to start out with "I Want to go on record." Florida's deniopralic senate ap proved a bill lo prevent the death of tho state G. O. l, but it Is doubt ful whether Maine will make it reciprocal. The drubbing (hey got from their neighbors in Ihe World War is sticking with the Russians. They are taking tho Poles on one at a time now. "f tubmen of power" Is finally ex plained hy Hie recent headline which reported Kuropo selling aims on a "big scale." An impiiitive tenderfoot going wcht this summer plans a research to see If, by any chance, hu can find a Bar-Nono ranch. Seems the morultsls could make a point from I tin football player who changes his goal heforo the gamo is half over. The strip tense ban Is going to be hard on n Inl nf folks who put on ton much clothing for summer pic nics. A VYIW school boiler project has been completed iu lansing. Mich., and is now ready to take (he heat from government critics. Think how Ihe list would mount If Hollywood had to bill all tho persons who make a movie good by not appearing in it. formerTresident of drew is dead lKKV. June S.-Yoid has been received hero nf Ihe death of Mrs. Gene Ttson at Medford, Salurday. June 5. 1'ompllcatlous follow inc a throat operation resulted fa la II v. Slip was toriuprty Miss Klnorn Silva and was married to Gene Tison on May 15. Itt:t7. Krieuds here wit shocked nod deeply giteved to learn of her death. BARBSV E I'ORTLANDl June .7. (AP) Major Ueurge Berry, recently ap pointed senator from Tennessee. il oppose selection of Judge Hall S. Lusk, Portland, for the federal Judgeship in Oregon, tho Oregon- lan saiu today in a special dis patch from Washington. The dispatch Bald Herry acted In compliance with Portland lahoi leaders who favor former State Senator Henry L. Hees of La Grande. l.usk anil Claude McColloch of Klamath Falls, state democrat, committee chairman, havo receiv ed prominent mention for the post. llepresentative Nan Wood Hoimyman of Portland, whose in fluence Is regarded a dominating lacior in tno appointment, la re ported favorable to both tho Port land and Klamath Falls men. Ihe dispatch said It was uncom mon for a senator to Intrude up on unother state's nn I ion aire. It milled that Berry organised the la- Dor non-partisan vote for the president's court reorganization program. LETTERS to the Editor UPHOLDS INDUST&Y'S ftlGHT TO CHOOSE OWN EMPLOYES editor News-Ueviow: Here nro two quotations from promlnont men in prominent offices: Presi dent Hoosovelt says, "Thero sbouid he littld dispute when ft cornea to ruling out of tho Interstate mar kets products of employers who deny to their workers the fight of self-organization and collective bur- gaining." Our Governor Martin says: "We allowed Wall street and that gang to put us into one tullspiu in 192U, which almost ruined this country. ire we going to allow these lahor- ing men to put us into another Is It posslblo that any native- born citizen of this country should advueute any measure that would make ono citizen subservient to another citir-en's whim? Wo all Want tho freedom of choice. It' 1 deed help in my home, I have al ways nau tho treedom to make my choice, from among those uvuilubie at the time, und no mutter how much tbe one I might de3ire a help needed work. It wub her privi lege to refuse work in toy home, is tbat what labor Is contending for now? If yod or if I wmil help must WO go to somo office or headquartets ami state our needs and accept miy nelp thoy might designate? There Is no sound judgment ib shutting our eyes to facts. A few days ago I saw some fig ures glvon throwing light on our ast nutlonal election a very good analysis of tho 11,000,000 majority voto for president. "It vill bo found that it tallies with tho total number on relief, plus those who hud a sellish personal interest In voting to continue tho oxtruva gantly wasteful spendthrift of the. so-called New JJcal. "Having deducted the votes ot some 850,000 federal office holders, who were primarily interested in staying on the government payroll over u.UOO.OOO on relief, 2,000,000 northern negroes, liued up by Fur lc and his henchmen .thousands of CCU workers, farmers who plac ed crop-reduction checks ubovo Americanism, and thousands of World war veterans who had cash ed their bonus checks, it is plain that Mr. Roosevelt did not recoive majority of tho independent American vote. have seen much of businesses both largo und small und I never have known of aw buslhv-fs con cern that oven wanted to deny their employes Ihe right to or ganize for their own personal af fairs but who wants a ot nf men to organize to manage their busi ness? Who wants to see our citi zens handled collectively lil-'.o a band of sheep or a herd of cattle'.' Who wants lo lose even the iden tity of an individual uame and be designated by a number? Is it pos sible lhat, our government has op ened tno gales lo our free country to men and women who are in the pay of a foroign power? Mon and women who art! paid to lure by subtle schemes our workmen into traps to their own destruction: What does It profit a man woman to have their wage raised from -no per month to ?l-iU pel in'nth if at once the price of com moditicH they use are doul.led iu price, f I fin w ould not buy as many loaves of bread ut 'Jnc or l.acou at tioc as $sn would Uiy bread at 10c or bacon at 30c Let's all of us look tho strike proh'om sumirely in (ho faco. When a crowd of men destroys tho source of tludr pay checks, wnal do they expect lo accomplish: Is a govern tnent made up of men who hnvf sifent all the motley they could command In their campaign tor elect ton going to bo any more honest or coustdente under the name of government than In a bufliness of their own under Ihelr own mimes? These are thing (o think about. Communism resolves ilseif inlo stale capitalism, fascism inlo die tutorship both tyrannical, for when one man or a few become absolute iu authority yelfishuoss reigns mi- premu. Let ns ball in this mad rtiuh, for wo know not where, lesi us a na tion wo no over tho brink. MILS. KM MA V. WOODS. CARD OF THANKS We wish to Uikt this oppnrltinlty of thanking our friends for ihu sympathy und kiudnesft extended during our ro'rpnt bereavement. aud tor tbe beautiful tioial offer ings. H. H. Neighbors aud faintly. RAMB LINGS OF THE NEWS-REVIEW MAN . 8Y PAUL JENKINS "IffOW man bass aro you going to catch today, Colonel?" "Not loss than three, Paul. And you?" "I cant Bee that far Into the future; however, I'll get tbe first one." We dec ided, gen erously. to leave plenty for Doc. The occasion was a Saturday Sunday expedi tion to Tuhkeu- iten mite. We fished Saturday caught the first evening, and one; the Colonel caught three, and Doc got alt the rest lhal were caught. Wo fished all duy SUii day, and I got the first one; the Colonel got three, und again Doc got all tho rest that were caught. inac s cuuing it protty nno. Overcast skies greeted us at tbe lake somehow or other, they al ways do. IJut the weather wusnt cold. It wasn't exactly warm, lor tlmt matter but nut bud. It cramped the stylo a bit of those hopetuta who nad taken their bathing suits; but it didn't slop inem. ivot all of them, at any rate. Every once and a while wo would hour a wild wur-Wboop, as some swimmer took the wutur iu u do or dio plungo that raised goose pimples oven on the spec tutors. Numerous fishermen (and fish erwomen) wore In evidence, iu mo tor boats and fowboats. Everyone seemed to be huring a swell time, but weren't getting many fish. Some were ousting plugs, some were trolling, others wero nigger fishing with bait, and In the eve ning, when the mayflies popped up to tho surface of tile water, as they did both evenings we were there, a few fustidlous mortals went fly fishing. I tried It for a while; but oven I could note con siderable difference in the appoar unee of my artificial fly, and the natural ono, and 1 wasn't surpris ed a bit when tho fish thumbed their noses at lny offerings. To make it unanimous, 1 did tho sume myself. When Doc Stewart starts any where iu tbat bout of his, the pus- sengers don t see as much as when they sft still: about all they can do is hang on to their hair. What I'm getting at is, tho boat moves. Hut. Fato took a band In our sight-seeing Sunday, und broke the propeller shaft. After tbat, with u small emergency out board bung on behind, our , oppor tunities lor seeing .whul wus-going on wore greater. ' t Wo wero lucky about that crystallized shaft, In Iho finding of another motor. Whllo wo were; careened on a beach which was i Behind iho Scones in Washington By Rodney Dutcher WASHINGTON, Juno 7. If this wero Kugland aud the king said what President ltooscvelt was ov erheard telling Jack Garner the other 'evening, there would be a sartorial revolution ovornight. The First Gent and First Lady wero having their unnual party for the newspaper folk of Wash ington. Tho high spot of it was a Virginia Heel in which Mrs. Hoosovelt outromped her - sou Jimmy, her daughter-in-law, UcLsy, Secretary Morgentliuu und sev eral correspondents and titcir wives. Tho male reelers wore beautiful colonial satin costumes featuring green, scarlet, yellow and blue. "How did you liko those grand colors on the men, Jack?" the president asked. "I'm telling you, in another year wo'll nil bo wear ing colored dinner coals. Hotter do your shopping oaiiy." They Should Know James and Delay wore the only Roosevelt children at the parly. James, who functions as u liaison secretary (lobbyist is a bettor word) between tho whito house, government departments and Capi tol hill, is in his early thirties. A dancing partnor remarked to his mother that tho orchestra wus a fine one. ' Yes,' replied Ihe First Lady, 'That's what my kids tell me." A Horse on Joiton Assistant Secretary of Treas ury Stephen It. Gibbons recently wus In Hollywood. At one purty of moie people ho caused temporary consternation by remarking to Al Jolson: "Kvery lime 1 hear you sing, It reminds me of n horse." Hostilities wore averted when (ribbons explained. ' Many years ago he hud had a date with his wiieio-oe ut ino winter tlarileu in New York, where Jolson was appearing, lio made., ihe mistake of going to tho D'Mpodrome. where the chief attnictlob was a handsome white horse which dove into a tank. Deep welles- Tho now undersecretary of slate, Sumner' Welles, stands stiff as u ramrod- and without making any apparent effort has always managed to crealo the impression that be is a hit on tho blub hat tdn. Ho Is abriiit tbe last man In tho world from whom a. uttntyfvr wmrld think of trying lo borrow a mutch. On Iho ship which carried Ihe Amerlcun delegation to Ibienus Aires Secretary of Statu and Mr. I'onlell Hull mixed daily with fel low passengers, played games and had no end of informal deniocra-j tic fun. Mr. and Mrs. Welles remained i aloof. That was why someone Save them a nickname UUed from about an luch wide and none too long, looking the damage over, a former patient of Doc's, who lives on the lake (literally so, in a houseboat) came 'put-putting" by, and stopped to render first aid, in his turn. He louued us hfB motor, while we got another buck at camp. To play safe hereafter, Doc had better operate on some nno In nvnrv nnnk nnri rrnnnv nf I the county. 1 guess maybe ho has, for that matter. On tho way back to camp ufter another motor, wc met a ooat-wilh a girl In it, and two young fellows. One of the ialter was Kept ex ceedingly busy with his engine, which wus bulky. Tbe gal wus sit ting in tho bow, und presently sho puued a bottle of something or other out of lis biding place, and offered her companions a drink. She took one herself. Then, sbo spit overboard liko a voteran. She must bo a professional i never saw anyone, man OH woman, spit so hard, so tar, or with so much self-possession. When that spit hit Ihe surra to of tho lake, it popped like a pistol, it mus't huvo uec.ni highly charged. There's one peculiarity about bass fishing, which probably you've noticed: Nearly everyone leaves camp and hurries to one of the fur reaches of' tho lake, where ho fishes, perhaps, with in different success. Dul when ho gets buck, someone Is stlro to tell dim thai shucks, while bo wus gone, a follow casting from the dock at the boat house caught u six pounder, and half u dozen oth ers, just like that. Well, of course, I never believ ed this yarn, even when I was shown fish purportedly so Caught; but By Gravy, when we returned to that houthouso Slliidfij boon Colonel Tundy proceeded to show mo tiie error of lny belief. "Pull up to that houseboat' ho urged, indicating the ono resting by tho booth across Ihe outlet, "and I'll show you a fish." ilo cast cun-, nlngly bclieulh the float, aud hooked and lauded a flvo-pounder. Itcstlug comfortably in camp be tween fishing excursions, While our wives prepared lunch (inci dentally, they caught a lot more , lunch than we did fish) Wo fell ' to speculating on tho ways of bass, their likes and dislikes, and their vlllulnous tempers. "How," someone wanted to know, da you suppose u buss got its name1. How come he Wus culled a bass, instead Of tiddly, or Jlm-dlng, or something liko that. Is the word 'bass' his proper name, or a nick name?" . i , . , , , Well,' I. don't think it's a nick- ; name. After huving been made a fool of by bass all morning, 1 was of the opinion it is uu abbrevia tion. the title, of an Fnglisb novel which caused some fuss a few years ago. Nickname: "The Web les of Loneliness." Influencing People Congressman Wright Fatmnn of Texas, who fuvors anything just so it's Inflationary, is out with a boat trip Invitutioii to "all mem bers of tho group sponsoring tho bill for government ownership of the 12 federal reserve banks." Tho trip will be made down tho Potomac river "on the coast guard cutter Apache, generously furnished by the coast guard" and (printed In big cupitul letters) "ALL NKCFSSAH Y AltKANGIi MFNTS TO .M A K K THE THIP PLEASANT WILL HH MADE." The object is "a good-will meet ing of our group and to permit the members of our group to as sociate with and become ac quainted with distinguished and outstanding American c 1 1 1 ens who believe as wc believe on monetary problems." And then, just us If thai wero not enough bull, Patiuan pro claims: "Mr, Dale Carnnglo, author of Iho best book seller, 'I low to Win Friends and Influence People,' has already -accepted and will bo there without fail." How many votes air. Carnegie will wangle for tho bill is any body's guess. Napoleon Cummingg Lest there bo any doubt ns to the firmness nf Attorney General Homer Cummlngs' support or the Roosevelt court plan. Cummings related what he described as an anecdote illustrating hi position at a recent Yale alumni dinner: "I'm in tho position nf Napo leon when ho reviewed his front lino of uilai-k and aceldetilully sat , down on a hot cannon, dnihtt con siderable damage to the fine tin- ; form in a crucial spot. "Napoleon exclaimed, 'I cannot retreat I have burned my breeches behind rtic!" (Copyright, Jft37, NEA Service, Inc.) TWO PROMOTED IN ROSEBURG GUARD I'roinnliini of Wnlhire S. Hubert koii in the rank of iiicsh seic'-nnl nnil Olnf II. pplorsim ( phiinini afi'ueiitit. was Hiimmm-pil nt the ret: ulnr drill period of Iho HnneburK nallon.il iMinril company IiihI night. The ill III wan given over to nia-i-hlne nun pnicllio under Iho direc tion or Sergeant Mlln B. tlnilfrey iind Interior guard ilnlv nmlnr ilie mipi-i vision of Sergeants Hinrnll aud llnlx'rtf .ii. Hubert K. (it'tthiiitt, recently ap pointed first serirefiiit. uu, rn.ti. Il.led for a three-year period. . report as made on a nillltnrv map sketrhltig problem, conducted last Sunday at Iho Irving ranch nt Wilbur by 8ergcams Robertson. Godfrey, Stovall. Peterson. sm. art M. Karliuger, uud Samuel C. Dunn,
