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FOUR ROSEBURG NEWS-REVIEW, ROSEBURG, OREGON, FRIDAY, JANUARY 1, 1937. 194 Ilallr Hundnr T tk NH-Hlcw Co.. Inc. Maatber f Tlia Aaaodated Preaa The Aaxouiated press Ik exclusive ly entitled to tlio use for republica tion of 11 news dlsiatclien eredlU'd to It or not otherwise credited In MU paor and to all local news pubiubed herein. All rights of re- Kublieatloa of pecfml die patch e rein alio reserved. HARK 1 9 EU-SWORTH Editor Entered ai eecond claee matter Way 17. 1820. at the pout office at Soieburff, Oregon, under act of art J." 1878. ' Represented By jaWablk KranrlNeo 220 Bush Htreet. I.oa AoKdea 133 South BprlnK Street, llratlle .603 Stewart btreet, fHemw acu North Michigan Ave.. Pelroh 323 StephenHOD BldK., Ntn York 21 Bast 40th Street, I'orlliinil Bedell Bids, ' . . HulmurlDtloa Itatce Dally, per year by mall 14.30 Dally.fi months by mall ' 2.0(1 Pally. 8 months by mall 1.00 Dally, by earner oer munth.... -.60 Next: Congress. MOW tliut tliu tusk of ushering lit thg now your bus boen on tlroly, and apparently successfully accoiupllBbed, Via noxt order o( business la tlio session of con gfoBs which begins noxt TuoBtltty. ' The" maritime strike will un doubtedly clulni first uttoiition. It aoeniB thut absolutely no progress toward tbo aetllenicnt of this dis pute has boon made In tho more than two months ot tbo strike. Doth sides orp snylnp '"f'horo ought ttf jo a liiw" and so the prob lem must' bo debuted out In Con gress, J t . Tlio assumption that tlio lingo domocrutlo majority wll) begin to split )ji Into powerful opposing bpcB Vbh wlll loBBen tbo offop tfyoiie'ss pf f'ho power ft tbo ud- ijl'lpistrutlpi) majoi-lty Is liot too sound. .Tis asBuniptfpn seoniB tp ije f)iispil,b-g,ejr upon (be fuel th tfip prplile)t;ll pot )e a cujidl i)4p for a thii1; fern) in") therofore ' thorp wli )P a new deal fpr doing cratB foil)' years liepoo pud the gjd douj pood not bp given vory rnpeh pppBidoraUon. Thorp Is u mighty good stopper for that urgmiiont. Every ueim tor and evory congressman wants to bo ru-oicctod. Thp prosidoiiL Is T ypry popular uiun pyen though bo wll ifpt again bo n candidate fpr the presidency, Pity therefore the poor legislator who Is so bold as to defy tho wlshos of tbo "chief." Thp poosovolt power does not go out of existence moroly bo cuuso bo will not bo a, cundlduto again. . t t . Thorp Is an imposing list ot things with which tho forllicoming cpngroHslpnul scbhIoii will doubt less bavo to deul. it looks llko u six-months session, Tho toughest problem 1b a two-headed ono lux revlsloi) and budget balancing. Tho prpsldopt appears to be In deadly earnest about cutting expenditures. Thp oconoiny drive, scboilulod to begin with culling tho deficiency osllmutes, will bavo presidential pressure behliul II but will not be popular with the mcinhurs of con groSB. Tho Idea with those fel lows Is thut It the federal govern ment puts up pionuy for Iholr Bluie or district It Is just bo much vol vol. They will tight to keen up tpo flow of federal money into Up states. f Business, previously so collec tively dumb Dial It got Itself into 11)0 fix of nearly everybody picking op It, will unxlously await the opening of congress. Merely be cuuso tliero ure ho many other problems la command tbu attention of congress there muy be nothing now In tho wuy of an ntluek on business at this session. Tho sur plus and other tax laws, the ho clul security uct, Ihu Roblnscin-I'at-man "fair Irado" acl, Iho labor re latlops uct mill a few olhor minor ones provide enough 0lronblo for business to keep the corporations pretty busy for a long time to rome. There doesn't seem to be much ot anything else thut run be dune except a revised NHA or at licensing act. , Editorials on News (Continued from pugo 1.) not tho ciiuhc of any of these trage dies of tho air, for tho utr Hues, which nro commcrclul curriers, huvo taken every possible precau tion to olltuluutu carelessness. Tho trouble seems In bo Unit Iho dangers ot tho air haven't yet been conquered. SCIKNT18T nl Santa Chun ? university, basing his predic tion on observation of sunspots, says the comftig winter will be "much wetter than usual." Hcre-a hoping he's right. Wnlor is necessary to prosperity on the Pacific coast, and we haven't hud r, uch of it yet TAXES FOR SOCIAL More Than 23 Million of Working Class to Come Under New Law. WASHINGTON, Jan. 1. (AP) Taxes to building tbo huge old age pension fund culled for in tho so clul security uct bucume effective today. More than 23,000,000 workers in business and industry henceforth will find ono per cent or their first $3,00(1 in wuges deducted by tbo employer for payment to the treasury. The employer must match that contribution. Tho first payments full due at the end of February. Lutest oBtlmulos ut tbo security bourd Indicated 2,500,000 employ, ors bad registered. UosidcB malt i 1 1 ir Iho monthly tax returns, each is required to keep records of wuges puld so that the Intevmtl roveuuo bureuu can cheek on the reports. With congress about to convene. the tux question is among tbo prln cipul Interests of those who ruth ored the security uct. The present niton contemplate a $17,000,000, 000 revolving fund by 10S0, but the necessity und soundness of thut provision has boon challenged. Tho one per cent rute has three years to run, increasing gruduully thereaftor until three per cout is reucbed in 1049. Revisions Planned. Somo sources upparently pluu an attempt to reduce the rules to .6 per cent for both employees and employers, with Increuses at long er Inlorvuls to asBiiro u more jnud oruto but still workable revolving pepslou fund. L John (J. Wiimnl, chulrinuu of lite security board, und experts have boon working on revision? to recommend to congress. Prospects are lhat few fundamental chances will be udvocutcd, however, until the' supreme court bus pussed on constitutional questions Involving tile federal pension principle, prgupizod1 labor Inlondg to drive for exemption to tho wbrkora' wiigoS frpiii tho 'Iuxoh, putting the whole burden on omployers, Cbnir ninn ilurrlson of tlio senuto l'liiunca coiumitteo und oilier leudlng dom ocruis urp pxpectcd to oppose the move. No Pensions Until 1942. No ponslouu uro to bo puld until 192i Persons ulroady over G5 yours old (ire pot cpvpred by Iho law. ThoBO between lib and 6T, huvlug Lheir wages tuxod niciuiwliilo, will bo ontltlod 'on ''their jlxiy-flftli birthday to 3.5 per cent of tbo amount shown on thole wugo uc cpunt ut the security board. 1 Tho monthly pensions to those who retlro on reuching 65 utter 1042 will rnnge from $10 to ?S" a mouth. Tho amount will be deter mined by tho wuges on which tuxes have been puld. CANYONVILLE CAN VON VII jLE, Jan. 1 Mr. and Mrs. Louis Cruckott, Mr. und MrH. JoHoph Cusull. Mr. und Mrs. J. O. Globs und C. II. ClmlmeiH wore ilininir guest h lit the linnio of Mr. iiml Mrs. E. W. ilrown. Christ mus day. Tlio uliildton of Uio Molliodlsl Sunday school horo giivo a vi'ry intoruHtlng Christ inus progiam Weduosduy n veiling. Tnmts wore given to two hundred children und imrentu. MIhh Mlldreil Williams of Eu gene Is visiting id (ho homo or her imruntK, Mr, und Uva. Tom Williams. Willium McClaln of Myrtle Cruuk was in town Hnnday visiting old neighbors and friends. Joseph Sluehnluwk'i! of (iranls Paris and Miss Lillian KtophenHon of Canyonvllle wore united in miir riage Haturday evening at $ o'clock at tho llridge tavern in Canyon vllle. The ceremony was nurturm od by Judge Weaver. Karl Duncan and Wnller Poole of Days Creek were julle badly injured when their truck turned over on Ihe South Cmnuua load above Tiller, A. K. Morgan has been suffering tioin Iho resulls of a stroke of paralysis. Mis. Kulli Pardee Is visiting her son at CuBtle Hock, WaHhlngton. ilnrlug t!ie holidays. Miss Peurl I lollingworth and Miss Lueille Dunlap lelt Wedlios day for Porlliind where they are spending Ihe holiday vacation. Mrs. (ieorge MtClane spent Tuesday In Koxobuig nhopping, Mrn. M, K. Mauley and mm Karl made a business trip to Urants Phhh TuoHtlay, Mr. and Mis. Jack Wilkinson of Anchoiago. Alaska, spent several days here visiting friends and rel atives. It'-riniuj Hughes and son (ieorge or lted i loud mine near the head of Cow eivek spent several days in (annnville last week. Mr. Ilimhes wa.s displaying ore con taining a heavy per cent of quick silver. Ilouney Swails an daughter Noia .lean of (irants Pass are isit Ing friends heie Hits week. .Misw Anna Muy Mauley and Miss Kthel lhown nf Duiismuir spent last week in Sun l-'ramiseo shop ping. They also visited Miss Thel iiiu Lllja. who formerly lived here. Miss Ilrown relumed to Canyon villi' with Miss Man Ivy to spend the ChriHtnuiK holiday. Mr. and Mrs. llaie- Steen of Eligible spent Chrlslni.Ts at the homo of Mm. Steen's parents, Mr. and Mrs. Tom Williams, Miss Evelyn SlefitmeU also accompan ied the Sleens when she visited Uer iiiollior, Mrs. Euunett Moyer. "An' the dawn comes up like thunder outer China Vmct tho Raul" 1608 19 GLITTERING GIRL CHAP'I'Eli XXIX If h'r inorncr oniv had been dif- lereni ban morn uiMcreiion more leLlci-nce vernou woiini liave toui twv ovHrytliniK tuiK morning. ur ennsciiineo ilsiiv had givc-n her uvinges when batiiu had uguni ihuiLumlieu tnu priucu's titiu in nur nice! n. seemed wrong to pornui, in-r moiner io ovveli in tdle nreams anoiu litis wonui-Di! Digamist, now uiLorty unuuKoit sue would uo wnuu nu neurit tuo truth! uut bor motiier would hare one coinion, any way, Unit me scunuul vtumu nui ureiiK, Taut u wuuiu not uo peruiiucu io Ilhk oiil io toe nuwapapers. miui oibur people inotihio- unit sum wus vi paiuutuuiii liiipunance to budiu 'lysun. 11 ui- WUrJ UUU UOOll Si), US lUt' UilCK 1LS vuiiiun count ruuiumuei'. wed, onu couuiu i cnuugu people. Oiiu "iuai. inuKU mo uusl oi mum. Uuerly uiileteiu in cnaracLer ami oiuiooic l torn nur inoiuer, Vernon was yeL much aitucnuu io tjauie. iiungry-iooKlng men down uy Uic waiersioe ueggetl money lor loou M'uin iter, bnu guvu sunieiuing to uuu n piie. Mio was so sad for some, sue rc- i'lecied. Ho rosy lor oiliurs. Not tnai the people ou park u venue lidu t do enough lor charily al most every bull und lug enler tuiumeut nad Uio uuempioyud us us beneficial ies. Yet Ihu liivollty of so many people's lives, their self-absorption in a so-culled good time, their pur poseless ways, siruck Vernon now forcibly. In the dally whirl of Purk avenue, with lis conlluuous tele phone calls, hiuchuous, cocktul) parties, bridges, dinners, Iheatruu and dunces, one hadn't time to think. A kind of dUzlnesu en gulfed one. . . . onion's warm and kindly heart went out to the ragged, hungry men and women. She surprised more than one of them by slipping Into their hands a few dollar hills. Presently she found a little crowd about her, and shy and rather alarmed hailed a laxlcab ami drove off uptown. Io Central Park. Once there, he told the driver Io go slowly, up towards tbu reservoir. She was In no harry. It was noon. She leaned back In the cab, and Idly walched the men ami women riding horse back on the bridle path. Mm rode hero onite frequently. Perhaps she mfghl get a glimpse ol her,' She decided Io dismiss the taxi, and stroll In tho bright No vember sunshine, and think out the besi way of getting In touch with lurry. . . . It was five minutes lalif that she saw ini- bullosa virile and iiiimiMiine nu a oig uappieu gemillg. lie was talking ami laughing us he rode beside u trim little figure in a natty gray riding habit, seated Itte-saildle ou n chestnut cob . . , ami with u pang at her heart, Ver non nJOmghi lhat her coumh, Nan Uu.dilngton, never had looked pret tier nor more appealing. . . , ! i-o he had been with Nan, these lays? He wan (tilling fur Nan's blight charm, her uulety. her ready wll. . . . ? His pievlmiH all It are of amused tolciaucn hud gutVe. and ibis bud taken Its place . . . ? II was as (hough n cold weiuht pressed against In r ehesl us she gued, wide-eyed, at 1bo couple. A wave or her hand -a cry and they won hi see her llul she tell numb and mule. She could not bring hcrsoU to signal to litem. The end of tbo bridle Path nut right tine, und they must turn. She would hurry a wuy among the (roes not inierrupi them Mut sometning galvanized her to Iho spot. It, was as tuotiKh her i eel nail no power in tnem. Mm was tint Jirst to sco her standing there, on! Certainly Miu saw. Hut sue wheeled Iter coo quickly around! Her blue eyes w en l. hiio.lt abnitrbeiiiy Io Terry s nice, one nave not ono sign mat sue bad seen her cousin. Scu.net tlooded Vernon's cheeks, Nuu wanted 'ierry uil to beiseii. tiha rcseu ted Vernon s intrusion. A queer little sillied call escaped her Hps, drawn trout her neurt iiko mood irom a wound. 1 nough i erry couid not possioiy uuve neurit u, bu low U wus, ho Hiidoenly looaud round in iter direction, us tnougu teiepailiy hud passed between lueiu. "why, hullo there!" he called out. iut Liio expression on iiit lace hail chuiigcu, Hue noticed, 'l no gaiety had instantly slipped from iL; and ui Ins uiuu eye., as tney loukeu at her, wut a' cooi, quizzical expression. I'rmeu Karlnoff? Tliut night spent at "tho Ounce's flat? V nut mid Nan sum or insinuated? h Hashed through Vernon s mind that Nan was uono too scrupulous that credo ot her set wus "nil's fair in lovo und wnr!' Nun would wulk over tho henrt of her besi friend to get whut she wanted and she wanted Terry Shannon! "lh, it's you, Is it?" Nan said coolly now, iho coquettish smile Hiding from her pretty luce as she raised hvr plucked und darkened brows In an expression lliul wus scarcely welcoming. "Imagine you out hero all by yoursell! Where's Prlneo Karinofl? I thought bo wouldn't, lot you o.it of his sight for u moment thut you und he were inseparable." Vernon found her voice. This was a deliberate barb. She took up tin; challenge. "You thought nothing of the son. Yon know bo's nothing In the world to me." She turned to Terry, contriving an ulry smile: "You know Nans a groat adept at ex aggerating." Nan's oyos flushed. "Oh, you cun'l fool us, euu she, Terry? The prince is with you all the time, u by, you were uui with him all nignt alter the pageant!" ' ays the pot to tho kettle!" mucked Vernon. "My dear little cousin, you wore in no condition io remember or even know what an ot us did thut night. Isn't lhat so, Terry?" tie looked uneasy, as men always do, in the midst ot a feminine bat He. Ho thought it scarcely in keep big wilh Vernon's apparently sweut nature, lhat she should now rotor to Nan's) regrettable condition fol lowing tho pageant. It was hardlv sporting of her. "Well, there nro somo worse things than just getting tight," Nun snapped back. "Lucky lor you. old thing, that aunt and uncle were or town all night, or poppa spiink baby!" And wilh that, she wheeled her cob around, giving Vernon no ch.inco to reply, and declaring thai the unhii.it was ho Tresh she couldn't keep him still -"Tony, wo must bio ourselves home for luncheon." , Tho gilded electric clock on tho mantelpiece of the Tyson's draw ing loom chimed a silvery peal. Ii was a quarter to live. Heroro a small low ten-table that was covered wilh ljueen Anne silv er und delicuto china, and set close -0 U.O CJUCLllC llij LllUt glOWCU Ub with live logs, sat airs, lyson. jver since .uuriina de uruy's trucing oi liio xyaou cresL wuicii proven uo sou ciunucdj i chmon diup ino uiutiur hpw iar ouu witu iie liiigtisn aristocracy, Bauio i oon nau ut)ud, as snu nerseli would nave put it, "mo ways ot the up pur ciasaes abroad." Of course she liked a cup ot tuu in any case strong tea without 'any cream in It. Uut to he elegant ly dressed ut tho "leu hour," und presiding over tills exquisite old English silver und ciuuu (pur chuued through Merit uu), . niude Mrs. Tyson feel the purl ''urlsto erutic," in tuct. This was the right background for. Vernon, she toil.- Even the rich black velvet gown she wore, with its deep ortiilue col Jar, hud been purchased from u rtlressmakoi' ji'tma bad recom mended. Wnut they would have done without Mertinu, . heaven alone knew! She did hope Ver non would be sensible with Ihe prince today! "Co and tidy your hair' und change your frock. Put on the pink erepu. Men like pink." Iler moth er eyed Veruon critically. Vernon did do smoothing to her hulr thut wus becoming, but re turned to the drawing room in a plain dark blue dress. "You're a difficult girl. I must say! Now sil down, and don'l fid get. I suppose you know by now i.lml Ihe prince wauls to marry you. Any olhor girl but you would be tickled to death ut the very ldeu of being a princess!" What could Vernon any? The very worst was coming! What u shock It would he for poor Sadie! Hut. knowing hm- us she did, it would spoil everything were she to unfold to her mother now the true identity of those people let her know thut. the prince alreudy hud a wile, but was willing and anx ious Io commit blgiimy! Trying to sou ml (-usual, she said: "I met two charming elder ly ladles who are coming In for tea today." "You'd no onrPdy business loupk them when you know the Princo is coming!"' her mother snapped. Juke Tyson wulkod in to the drawing room. Like Vernon, he was nervous and upset. Tho forth coming interview would scarcely be u pleasant one. Promptly at fivu o'clock the door hell rang, ami Arleno. in smart uni form, wont to answer it. Nfot only Prince Karinofl, but the lady known as Mertina de Pray, enter ed tho drawing room und greeted tho Tysons effusively. For a moment. Vernon felt dizzy. She wished with all her ebbing courage that she could flee miles '.'mm here. Hut If tho missing necklace was to he restored if poor dad's check wus to bo return ed to him if she wore to get rid of tho prince for r:tnd und nil she must stick boldly to her guns und confront them. "English ten? How delicious! Your lovo for it proves your Eng lish blood! Doesn't it, dour Sadie?" gushed Mertinn. She loosened her furs, paited her huir. ami gazed about tho luxurious drawing room, sniffing ecttuically. "Thai divine scent !' She looked ut Vernon archly. "I'll wager those are Ivan's roses!" ' They are Indeed." smirked Sn- iNo. "The princo is a real Kent Io nian. I'll say even though my cureless child did lose his beau tiful necklace!" "It is u areat mys-tery," said tho prince in his meticulous. Ingratiat ing voice, looking dlrot lly ut Ver non, "I am dee ply concerned about tho loss not (or myselfhrtT bo enuso oh, I cannot htdo my fool ings any longer. Mr. Tyson- Mr TysonI lovo your beautiful daughter I had wished to give U 2)afl Devotions DSL CHAHLE8 A. EDWARDS Men have bad many reasons for lightheadedness and rejoic ing throughout the long years or history, but It has been left to us who live in the Gospel day to joy In the greatest of them all since the Christ Cnild came to earth, .revealing the love and grace and goodness of Cod. Nothing has ever happen ed that has meant so much to the sons ot men as the reveal ing of the heurt of God that Jesus gave to the wor'.d, lor there was nothing that men needed to know more than that greal truth as ,to what God was like. We thank Thee, our Father, for the revealing of Thyself and Thy will and thought and purpose that come through the life and teaching and death of Jesus Christ. Amen. to her as a wed-ding present!" Mrs. Tyson svuug triumphantly round at thut, her gaze goiug from Veruon to her husband and back, us though she would hypnotize her Into a suitable answer. He had meant whut he said! From her parents he wus now honorably ask ing Vernon's hand in marriage! Vernon stood up. Her face had turned very white. She gripped her handbag in her eft hand, while her right hand vas propped against the mantelpiece, as though for sup port. "Can't you say anything, child? Don'l you realize the prince has Just done you a great honor?" snapped her mother. And then she spoke, in a low, clear voice. Had she gone stark mad? For she said, looking direct ly ut her suitor: "He has done me no honor at all. He has done me a great dishonor." "W h a t?" simultaneously ex claimed both Mertina flj Bray and Mrs. Tyson. "He has done me a great dis honor in suggesting bigamy to me," said Vernon clearly. "The prince is already married, mother!" (To be continued) LETTERS from the People Comitiuniciuiuns to the News-He-vtuw tor uublicmioii in this dunart immt should lu written un only one sido of the paper, should not cx coud :tun words in k-iiffth, nnd must bo signed by tho writer, whose mail address must ucuomptuij Ihu con tribution. SAYS AMERICAN FATS AND OILS USED IN MARGARINE December 20, 1936. h'dltor Itoseburg News-Review: Sir: In a recent Issue of the News Keviow there was published a let ter signed by Fred A. Goff, chair man of tho '.agricultural commit tee, Douglas Pomona grange, which urged locul merchants to continue to sell local products, anil express ed appreciation for their coopera tion in not advertising butter sub stitutes. However, that letter completely overlooks the fact thut a consider able portion of the margarine sold in this state, us well as in the country, is made exclusively of American fats und oils. Such do mestic tat margarine is a oue hun dred per cent American agricul tural product. Any discriminatory comment against It is certainly a grossly unfair trade practice, ainj Mr. Golf seems to be interested in fair trade practices. Certainly, the tanners in this country, raising livestock, cotton, peuuuts, soy beans and corn, w hose products are U3ed to- make domestic tat margarine, are en titled to every bit of cooperation possible. Anything done to hurt such products seriously prejudices tho welfare of such farmers.' Furthermore, at the present time we know that a large part of our population is inadequately nourished, and that they simply cannot ufford to buy butter. There is every reason In the world why such people should be furnished with an inexpensive and whole some food product so that they may maintain proper health and strength. Yours very truly, FHANK M. FINK. ALLEGED SECURITY FRAUD BOND POSTED PORTLAND, Jan. 1. (AP) F. L. Lookhart, salesman, charged with Howard J. Liutuer us unlaw fully posing ns an officer of the social security board, surrendered to the U. S. marshal ami gained release on a $1000 ball. Carl Don a ugh. United States at torney, said he received com plaints from many fJregon points alleging the men collected money for courses pf study to prepare ap pllcunts for Jobs under the social security act. WOMAN INDICTED ON MURDER COUNT POKTI.AN'I), Jan. 1 (AIM Tlio .Mullnonmh county Krnml Jury intiirttMi I.iiciaua Abnnsliirun, ultus "Hnb!" Gwlun, on a first docrse nuircli'r count In connection wlt'i (ho ili-ntli ot Cnrloa Duryoa. Klllplno. IHirycii iHml ,ot Riinshot wounds at an apartment house. NOTICE ODD FELLOWS All Od,l Kcllowa arc- rciiucstcd to meet at the temple at 2:,ln p. m. Saturday, January 2. for tho pur pose of ntli'inUnu the funeral of our lat brother. Hay Junes. lly onler of the Noblo (irund. Return from Portland Mr. ami Mrs. C. II. lloxic anil chinch. ter, Itetly, returned to their home in l-auruluoiO y?steniS) P 4rter "P-Midiim a week In I'ortlauU visit-mk- relatives and (rtiuUs. o One Word Led To Mother UrrLi (Copyright, 1936. King Features Syndicate, Inc.) If Y"r From Now On. ,1'ho first resolution for today is never to uct again aa we did last nltUt. Tho last thing jwo remember It was midnight. Then every thing turned black. It la al ways darkest six hours before dawn. , Horns were blowing; bolls were ringing, people were yelling and the air was stuffed with confetti, They were helping in the New Year as a bouncer was helping us out. It seerns that the N,ew Year never does get here until we are leaving. ' We know we had if wonderful time last night because we (eel so lousy tins morning. But we don't begrudge the experience because we feel that the salutation, "Happy New Year," finally means some thing. . Starting with 1929 we have boen saying, "Happy New Year" know ing that it was practically corro sive sublimate of sarcasm. It didn't mean any more than u "No smoking" sign. But since then tilings have picked up and we are out of the woods with acorns in our hair. That's one reason why last night's celebration was whole hog. The folks were loose on a celebrating circumference that was three times the happy' diameter. We took a heaping tablespoon ful of mob psychology anil joined in the whooping' stampede. Wo yelled, danced and capered all over the adjacent horizon. That's tho reason we now feol llnipor than the contents of a laundry bag. But It was fun. And today we start our usual pledge of no smoking, no drinking and no dancing. Subject to change without notice. And pot re sponsible for evaporation In transit. . We guarantee our good tlons to bo good. If not we snail exchange them for others. Only uut- iu eucii cusiuuier. Our craving for the finer things of life usually lasts un til we get over the New Year's celebration. For the next ten days we will be a sedate old hulk grounded on the rocks of remorije. Wo took an awful beating last ev ening. Bui wo welcomed the New Year in and considered' It a per sonal triumph when it got here. Now that it's here we turn it over to you. KRNR PROGRAM (1,500 Kilocycles) SPONSORED BY NEWS-REVIEW IllCMAININU HOUItS TODAY 1:00 Compositions of Sousu 4:lij Louis Katzmun and Orches tra. 4:30--Melodies at Even'tldu. 5:00 -"The Two Genes," Austin and Aulry. 5:15 Mountain Music. 5:30 Novelty Studio 1'ui'ly. (i:oo Dinner Concert. 11:30 The Mills Brothers Enter- taiu. 6:45 Airs From the Operas. 7:0D Music by Tod Weenis. 7:15 Memory Teasers. 7:30 Jesse Crawford's Song Chateau. 7:45 Your drub Bah Program. 8:0U Sign Otf. SATURDAY, JAN. 2 6:45 "Karly Uirds." 7:00 Sunrise Organ Concert. 7:15 "Alarm Clock Club." 7:45 News-Review Newscast. 8:00 "Beacon Light Hour," Rev. N. J. Howse. 8:30 Sucred Selections. X: 45 Marimba .Music. 9:00 Memories in Melody. :30 Musics Magic Carpel. 10:uo Prank Traumbuur and Or chestra. 10:30 -"Belle and Martha," Copco. 10:35 "Homen-.jkers Harmony." 11:00 Three Iihythm Kings. 11:15 The l ive Spades. 11:30 ".Moods In .Melody." 12:00 "Time Signal," Knudtsons. 12:01 Huss Morgan Music. 12:16 Amoroso and Orchestra. 12:30 "Hansen Varieties.' 12:45 News-Heview News. 1:00 l.os Angeles Dance Hand. 1:15 Kwddlo M,.rtin and Orchos iVk. 1:45 Tango Time. 2:00 Joe llaynies lit Popular Mu sic. 2:311 Operatic Kchos. 2:50 News Flashes. 3:00 "World Book Man." 3:05 Org! II Interlude. 3:30 Kiddies Itenuest Program. 3:55 "Hot Shots?' Cellars Radio 4:0 Primal Mc'nr!k-. 4:15 "Hero Comes the luiul." 1:30 Putsy Montana and the Boys. 5:00 Kay Kyser and Orcuesin. 5:15 Doswell Sisters. 5:3i) Novelty Studio Party. 6:00 Dinner Concert. 6:30 Jack Shllkret uuU Orchestra. :50 Six-Fifty New. 7:00 "The Spy" Presented by the New Service Laundry. 7:05 Music by Ted Weenis. 7:15 Evening Prgau Meiodles. 7:30 "let's Dance." 7:45 Your Grab Bag Prograni. 8:00 "Good Night All," Sign Off. SUNDAY, JANUARY 3 8:30 Sacred Hymns. 8:45 Glad Tidings of tht Air Rev. Ira Rankin. 9:00 Veterans Program Dedi cated to Itoseburg Vets Ka . cllity. 9:30 Arkansas Log Rollers. 10:00 Sunday lloqueKt Program. 10:30 Pearl Rose lio:jlnsou. 11:00 Baptist Church Service. 12 : 00 Organ Concert. 1:00 l.os Angeles Symphony Or chestra. 1:30 Roseburg Gospel Messen gerRev. C. B. Hay. 1:45 Victor Salon. 2:00 "Hansen Varietie." 2:15 Famous Music. 8:00 Popular Dance Tunes. 3:30 Canyonvllle Community. 4:00 "Angelus Hour"Dr. C. A. Edwards. 4:30 Violiu Recital. 4:45 Sunday Evening Organ Serenade. 6:00 "Good Night All." Sign Off. Sunday at the Churches Pllnplm Holiness Church. 814 Winchester street. Sunday school U:iD U. 111. i,UiHiiii nmnuii, o'clock. Evangelistic service 7:30. Prayer mooting Thursday evening, 7:30, Curtis D. Woodruff, pastor. Free Methodist Church in West Itoseburg. Sunday, Jan. 3, Sunday school 9:45, preaching 10:46, class meeting 11:45, evening worship 7:30, Wednesday prayer meeting 7:30. A hearty welcome to all. The official board will meet at tlio church Jan. 4 at 7:30. The Sun day school board will have its re gular business session Immediately after the church board meeting. St. Paul's Lutheran Church, Corey and Military streets, West Itoseburg. The service of Sunday, January 3, begins at 11 a. m. The pastor will speak on the topic, "Two New Year's Resolutions Written for Us by tho Wise Men of the East." Let us begin the' new year right and attend divine services Sunday and hear what the word of God has in store for us for the year 1937. The Sunday school meets at 9:45 a. m. The junior membership cluss meets Monday afternoon after school hours ut the home of Mrs. Charles Mortimer. All voting members of the congregation are requested to be present Sunday morning for an Important meeting to be held im mediately after the services. We most cordiully invite all to attend our service and Sunday school. W, A. Sylwestor, 1170 Military street, pastor. Church of the Nazarene, 501 Fowler Btreet. Sunday services: 10 a. in. Sunday school. 11 a. in, morning worship. At the morning worship service Miss Robinson and Mrv'Kdwnrds will sing.' Sermon by minister. Friday and Saturday eve. ning at 7:30 and next Sunday morning and evening, Jan. S,' 9, 10, Rev. Bertrand Peterson of Eugene is to be the speaker at the first of u series of week-end meeting which are being planned for the months of January and February. Several interesting and able speak ers are to be presented as the series progresses. The public is most cordiully invited to attend ull our services. "The church with the friendly welcome." W. It. Schurmau, minister. The Angelus Hour, 4 to 4:30 p. m. Rev.' Mr. Gleaton guest speak er. Charles A. Edwards. First Church of Christ Scientist, 312 East Douglas street. Regular service Sunday at 11 a. m. Subject of lesson, God. Sunday school con venes at !):45 a. m. Wednesday evening meetings, which include testimonies of healing and remarks ou Christian Science, are held at 8 o'clock. The reading room in the front of the church edifice is open' daily, except Sundays and holidays, from to 4 p. m., und on Sundays from 9:30 a. m. to 11 a. m. Here the Bible ami all authorized Chris tian Science literature may be read, borrowed or subscribed for. Tho public Is cordially invited to ut tend the church services and to visit the reading room. First Christian Church. Interest ing services are offered the public both moi-niiig and evening. Bible school, 9:45 u. m.; morning wor ship,'10:35 a. m.; Christian En deavor, 6:30 p. m.; evangelism, 7:30 p. m. Sermons for the day: Morning: "How Does Ho Know"; evening, "Is It Mockery." A cordial ' welcome to the public. J. Frank Cunningham, minister. First Baptist Church, J. R. Turn bull, minister. 9:30 n. in., prayer meeting. 0:45 a. in., Bible school. 11 n. m., morning worship, broad cast over KRNIl, Sftlo, Mrs. Jos. Deets. Sermon, "In a Coffin' in Egypt." Lord's supper.' 6:30 p. m., H. Y. P. U. 7:30 p. in., lecture on bonk of Revelation, using large chart, "The Seven Sealed Hook ami Iho Lamb." Solo. Mrs. Hugh Whip. pie. Wednesday, 30, missionary prayer meeting. Thursday, 2:30 p. Ladle es Aid society. Mrs. Qile Home Mm. R. U pile. Sr.. has relumed to her homn after spenditiR the pnst month at Conullle visiting her sister. Mrs. Ernest Piirvance, nm! fainllv. FOR SALE 4-foot SLAB WOOD to-00 delivered, per cord ' MILL ENDS 8AW DUST PHONE 2S2 ROSEBURG LUMBER CO. 2nd Ave. ana 5th St. on Dlxonvllle Road