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FOUR ROSEBURG NEWS-REVIEW, ROSEBURG, OREGON, TUESDAY. MAY 13. 1930. ltltl Ill "K'-l Knnilnr toy the .NrMH'Krilrw 4 luc. MrAibrr at Tlir Aorllrtl I'rcw. Thi Ac-mlalfd ITCH i exclulve y entitled to i'"' f'r rpuMI'n tlun Of ull nt?w (lifpalt-hrs rc'liltjd to It " or nttt olhtTWtm) crcilitctl In thlH pnior m nil tu nil local nuwrn puti 11 Ik-, I lurflii. All rinhtu of repui tatKn .of L:-iil dinpuuhuii bt: re in are uifo' r nvi vt-d. HAItlllH ICU-SWollTll Ktlltur KijVred H.i inund claim matter My )7. "l !' off o u nt (uf'TUlK, Unbolt, UliUer A el of MnrcTi 2 IH7B. Niilirrlpt1(n lltttfM DhIPT: per yeur, l rm.:l. . . .. UatlT. single ""ilh, niiill. Oiilirr lv inrritr. per uioiilh. .$4. "0 , .Tin In the Home Sfrctch 1 7WNTriilNtiS into positive an-, of the Hiluation in the''Kwer, it in reliably reported lhat remrnlicun contest for Diminution i, ,viriicir have been nl st aH ' negligible as ('norm 10 ihi-umi mv ouutluic iiiul tlmt means almost to tallyluckini;. Hut now conies IIiikIi l...ffi, ...lit..r nl Hit. Pm-lLillll SlH-C- - . tutor Willi both analysis llllll a lull-1"' i..i..m.iii m aim uu.-B uui tiitlWi prediction. Says .Mr. Hume: j Present mere uinmiiponnhlc argu "There seems to bu a noteworthy ! ' solely to roniuso voters rc rliitugo In conditions lii'rn (Milium-! H""llnK H" proji'i't. niair ciuinly). Noi lilail, who v.im Ailvnrtlnlim for thu ihiiiioko of llivwilol-s not upiH-ur to bo bnlti'l wIiiiiIiik votes for u proji'd or a UialT third; CorbcMt looks to bo ,.,.. .imllilati', is h'cillnmtii ami ailvis- . . . . I .. 1 . 1., 'ri... i.. .A.... ii i onit-Hinl ciiri'lut anil sanations ou- Eervcl-K ny Josi-ph lll carry i-ounty." To ninny who have Onion's In- lrmt at h.-art that will h.-i-ii, UuniiiiiK vli-w, alllmuKli wo do not Ihiiik It a roniK-lously aluriiiisl view. It ri'iiroHt'iits tho vli-w of ono vol)' wull InforiniMl ubsi-rvpr. At.lliml It tln-ro lire si'i iniiiKiy i on flilunt pri'dlctlons by mipportiira , alilto of (Jovpi nor Norbhiil, Mr. i Hall and Mr. Corbel t. Each of Iheiio cuniiia Is mill nuililiiK unills iniiycd claims (-om-crnliiK .Miiltno- mnti roimty Htrtngtu- Frotn hero It uitereta uIoiik with the ire;iuii.u looks like Multnomah's vote a uu!ml r'Soii Voter. In fact, li extremely uncertain quantity and la likely to be no I'pUl up that tbo plurality, for whoever It Is kIvimi, will bo ho ainall Unit It will not do cldf the liisiio. Up-ulato votes will tell" the story. The Salem Capital Journal thinks tha nomination of either Joseph or ilnll would apell democratic victory In November. As to Mr. Joneph thu rerfHonlttK may bo houihI, hIilco ' Unuu Is uunuine alarm, whellier jusjlljed or not, as to what nilr.lit tiai'pffii if he wero overnort hut there-is no sound reason for plac- Inu'Mr. Mall In similar aleKoiy. " umi unn nuvvnis uK was ,r ... .1. ! a slush fund, that it ariecled edtloi- There are organization republicans.,.., xn,(,H,(in. ntui HO show...i the wliii t1' n(t support Mr. Hall in thu primary out of resenitnent ut his fuilurif to support Mr. Ohott ae Uvl eli;ht yeara ago, but if he hIhhiUI wiu the nomination H Is humify comelvahle that they wci.ild stand aloof from I lie arty 'uo:nl ue. The religious issue which the Salvm newspaper Is seeking to re jHgalnst him has paled to ne.-tr nothln;;ne::s. One would need lo .e piophet uni) on of a prophet o,- elue sev enth daughter of a sevfnih daut;h terj to lend the veil at this time nii'l say who la going to win the vo puUlU'an nomination for guveiuoi'. Nobody knows. On Serving the Public R .,..... ,, , , ,V.H)M II. WIUOX, retiring (he other day after a ) ear's sefvhe as president of Ihe Port .1- In tpU chamber ol commerce, con fess t'U disillusionment, lie said: I very ttoon found that lu ad ministering Hie uiialrs of t ho chnmher 1 was on Ihe de .usive . Kvery const rue liu Idra tlu;t Is Inoaulit for ward by anyone bus to tun the l!;ifin:)'t ol ciitlcism and at (ac,k, and the time consumed in stiriug upproul and tupluu t Is iillot;etlier ton long. Ilii experience Is on' not un common to nu n who nhe their ser viijest ireely lo civic or public woik. Tbo- who are doing things are al ways undi-r lire by some who aie dojnfe little or nothing, liewaid lor tinhejfhdi elioit hk:sI tome lu the satisYu lun that Its coiiM lousness plfes to the ilm-r, 11 he lu;l;s loi j,,,,,,., satisfaction in a claim lunti t;lu t'((.n he' Will he tllMiMititlllt il Tim :.::l. ' lie in critical ;uul its c: usually born in m.k ion. tuten tin-j Jmitit'ied. Tljore Is a -mi in : r vngrnteti:!. So i inuniiies in n way. thre is a "w ht:e te- li.al republic iO ill e com Nee: tlu h s: ii s bin den in evcty commuiiiiy tiuu m.t b; ricd.by somebody. 'I h.i.e who a suiue It idiouhl lu tniiter ntl iilu--lous. hut satisty tlie;ustles as Hie. go alouj with the t on -i umu-hc' of thv integtity ol .their own iin!.-, Ant aller all ihe public ii:ie n4rci dative than it -.: i. t :n. sec)is to be. To icalir.e thit ie. d pot inoitetu tributes to public ti. irv. "A stateMiian," soniel l-,,is satd, "Is a dead poiitictan." l'(p;ai; true is it lhat a civic heiietat tot is usually one w hti has finished his work and laid It aide. The Last MinuLs i'K Y olten a j ohie al pai;:n 1 t-will proceed quietly c.ntil a ilav o: tM betnre Ni'it1". a id 'licr cuddenly will 1 n si to: h .ill .n,. lanehe of thai .c uud counter charges, ull loo lute to be answered and con fun! cm ia the result. The confusion thus cieated in exactly ului is desired by candidate and others Interested In some vital phae of t ho election who Hwk to gain their desired ends by any n tea us possible. TIiIh primary campaign has been one or tho quietest and cleanest evt r known in the stale. The pre dicted fireworks from Joseph ma terialized at only u brief i how or of sizzlers and duds, otherwise alt JiaH been quiet ou all fronts, (.'ulcus something absolutely unexpected I bleaks out now (lie present cani- j palgn will go down In history us aj clean campaign. Speaking oi' last minute argil-j meiit which doea not leave time for I M'1 of opposition to the lcii iiiaiicii of I Niirlii rmiicjua mail district urn ilntiriiuK a broad side to be dislrilmlcd juyt before clcctimi. It is to be hoped tbat bucIi lece ot printing confines Itself , , abli. Tin ni-uri-r lo i-b-i-.t ion tiuir tlm bi-tti-r. 'bat Is nail) bore re KanliiiK liiHt miniito unanswi-riibtc """'"" ""' " ailvi-rtisiiiK ' and siuti-im-nts '"' I'"""'' '"'' l''T. Oregon Editors' Opinions (Salem Slatenian)' TIIL Capilal Journal protests lhat (leorne Joseph lied when he Hald (he C. J. received some of the ; propaganda money of the power imn juitfim an u niKii jiuwur lllt'iu bcr of the Ananias club. Jimeph Is and ho Ihii t. The Cap ital Journal, accord! n.-; to the pho Kmtatlc copy of thu tcuiluiouy pin Benled In the power hearings be fore the federal power coiiitnls slou, which Joseph had in his poa ttesslon, received $;iuu for adver tising from the power Intercuts which were I'IkIilIiik the house wives Iniilallvn In l!i2(l. l-'or that matter The Statesman ia limed us hvin received the mime amount lor the Hanie service from thn same InlereHiH. So do nearly all papers in the tUato appear ua having re ceived money tor advertising. Tile inference which Joseph pernicious Int'lileiicu of the power iiiTeresis. i nis nuerence m unjusl, and we are prompt lo say so far as our evening contemporary i.-, t concerned, wholly untrue. There proimmy are newspapers tnat sell their souls for a little adveriisln hut the most of the substantial pa pers of Oregon accept advertising from ull diverse political and Indus trial interests without letting it sway their editorial Independence. Odd Sights on Main Street ( Medlord Mail-Tribune t A span of horses, and a woman with earrings were seen upon our streets one day last week. It's an Idea (Iteml ltulletln) A thousand leading economists of Ihe I'uitt d States have joined in i urging a repeal of the ltcto tariff. J If that cannot he done perhaps eon-'. ki-chh wouiu consider amoumug n so (s to ,m.,U(i(, u turjfr on t.cu!l. omists. Editorials on News (CoullnueU from pugo 1) pleto papers per hour, minute. or f0 per Hp. I K developments here describ ed. along with others, have speeded tremendously the process of maf.in.: a complete newspaper. So, you see, great changes ate under way In the newspaper indus try. We who make newspapers have to be on our toes to keep up with these changes. I TTIIKSK are a few things that have' ahead) happened in the way tiff M'eedum up ihe making and the ot new tapft s. Here Is a! is'i'l-M i r i ,,i!lK S- ,.X(HU;iv(t lt,l(l j i'l cme i (lie largest newspaper ; ciains in the cic.iiui y. to'ul the Am-j eiu .ui New .-j.aper I'litilisht-rs ast- la'ietl the oilier ::U entiie when M-t . unit nt abo".: :a-!io ami tai.e I Kl t-ttpy ot' vour day tbat the lime j n;; v ill go lo n: ' tlie sire ol" our ! nm it the I'lilNT- I new spapw, v. hich lu.-, b. (ian.-mitied T'l 1 KOI Cll I III All;: .1 I i 1 a: it tn 'leheio, you -a H'-ti is an a. tn.tl tai t . i it .' f : t lleuspuper p.liie was ;!(ii nutted b radio the ier il.i trom San Fiancico ami :'ImiiI a few nunuies later at !:..'.':ai.i ti of the Ceneial us . .nnpaiiy at Sch nev t.idy. 1 Ol k. ih it I... b i d.m and t H e. it t all done ('t)M- M KIi'i.l.l. , ooner t, J.,tcr. Mr. William TrAnsscls Business l! l-.Ui-. ! Ueif. BRINGING UP FATHER HERS COMES THE BIG SIMPLETON) MOW- I'LL WtH HIM POF COMIMO HOME AT "THfi HOUf? OF THE MoRWIMS Cx)X: tvll T00UtT YOU EVJfcR, VhikJk TO CETT ME hat WHtU TOU tVfc- OUT' mm r fl'M KEPT TOO SU'St' ff S TWMKlN' OF WW I'M 17; I O'Nv 1 m. 5it ww6jsi i L. jti'i ' 1 UrT home , F Advice to Girls uy ANNUS LAUItlB D KAIl NANCY LKH: ac- quuinted wit li a young man uiiougn my doctor, and, inter on, I lound out my docior was his also. Now, this young man went away to college and 1 traveled all over two stales, never more than three days In one place. Hut we both kept our docior posted where! we were, because I was coining ! out here to live lor the winter, I ami planned on writing to this vouni: man. I lien. ui t r 1 go . , ihrough traveling 1 went to the cily where our doctor had his office, and found he whh 111 in a hospital, so went up there lo Fee hnn. And It was his wish that this young man and 1 w I Ite to each other until next summer, when we would both go back to our own town, and then become the best of friends, lint our doctor dUil while I was on my way out hero, uud now file thought that I may not be lihlo to carry out his wish only makes It all the worse, and lo be us fond of each other as this young man and 1 aie. lie is 21 a:id I am -1. He Is studying at a uni versity In Michigan. IMease do help me lu get in touch with hint He wants lue to write to him the J worst way, 1 know, because he had me promise him I would when I got out here, hut lie doesn't know where I am. DKSPKKATK. DESPERATE: Address a letter lo him, care of the dean of the university. Write to that official telling him it Is Imperative that you got a touch with the young man, ami that If If he has lefl col lege, the letter should he forward etl to htm without delay. Kxpluin that you wish to get In louch with him to obey the w ishes of a mutual friend who has since passed on. I am sure ihe college officials wilt do whai they can to put your let ter in the hands vof thu young man. DKAR NANCY 1.K1C: I am a girl a senior in bih school. I am going with a boy thai I like very much. He is : i. years older than 1. We have been going together for about I ivc months. I permit him to kiss me and he says he loves me. I told him ihe same. For my birthday he gave me a line with my birth stone In ii. My father doesn't want me to m with a boy at all. but my mothei doesn't care. 1 go out ami meet him. Am I doing wronc? srrunY. STTIU1Y: As you are still in school, yon should have the pe mission and approval of hu'h of your parents In I he mailer of your friendship with the young man of w hom you w rite. Your lather, no doubt, con-dders u loo ouug for a love at: air, as Jon most certainly are. end that is why be does not approve of your conduct. F.veu If vour mother does not mind, your father h entitled to just an much consideration and obedience trom you as you show to your mother, and It he does not wish yon to go out with bevs he no doubi has very gttod Teason-i for his decision. Letters From the People r-MHUMinlcat Inn th N-'Wn-tt-vii w f .1 i .ilMli-.u i-'ti in Hti? d.-(art-tn, iit l.i..tl.l ! writt' U en only oiw m.I.. (lit paper. nhnillj n.t i ;'i'.t uitln in t.'tiKili. Mint noist t-- siKtoO 1-v the urn-i. w'xmt. ti'Hil .i.lit-s must accuinpaiiy th cen triiKithn. NORTON CANNERIES DEMONSTRATE MERITS FOR PUBLIC BACKING llOSV'.r.l'Iir,. die. May 12 F li ter New s-Ueview.- 1 have followed wi!h inieiet ihe pertinent Mdver ti.-ing cat Med en by Mr. K G King well on behalf of the F;ank J Nor to:i company. In vteu nj the past bistow. omc c in but admire Ihe con: ace of Vr, Kincwell m taVing over the n;es- nt ufU he -n. : : h."- n it; -it i -at ivi the! i-A PolM',!. In the Vast, the Lok-hearted sup- A M S "N I WAIT " MiiOOTE- MAlSCilE- , II v Jie me a. chce to ; ,1 Ej! i X EVPLAiM-T ' 'i I f i j lU:ut. Int'l Fralurf Renie. Inc.. Crt Britain rtgbU rrsrrvui. . -S.T HOME -WOSRVKOli MVbELF -iniKlNni THA.T MATlBE. OO WEKE HELD NJf.VEft 'VNl'V'TH Nl j j port of the l me, farmers business houses and of tue Uiupqua val- ! ley. I H Ih admitted that this confi dence has been sadiy misplaced lor i whilst its otiicials liave been scrn I pulously honest they have lucked j thu intunate kuowieugu of the can I nery business that is so vital a j f.icior in an institution of this knd. i In cojnnion with others, my In vestment of the past has now been charged oil lo advertising, for alt er all, 1 have benefited by the pay rolls and the monies paid to the farmers equally with business houses. Today the need Tor cunneries Is more evident than ever. There is a general cry trom all parts ol the northwest for mm e canneries to lake care of our surplus crops The l:injua valley today needs the Frank J. Norton canneries In tin strongest possible way. Not only is It ot the utmost importance lo the farmers, hut equally so to the business houses of lioseburg and neighboring communities. Who Is this Prank J. Norton? He is recognized by the various can nery associations us one of I lie foremo.-it men in the northwest. lie is a man who has rescued ar. Institution from virtual bankruptcy and has Increased his pack from To.oiio cases four years ago to ovei ;1mi,ihhi case In l'J'l'J. .Mr. King we'd oointa out that last year the canneries expanded hi wages In excess of S75.IHH1 and over SlL'a.Ofin to the farmers. Truly a remarkable expeiienee ami "'t1 lesetvlns the fullest apl'ietdat ion of every citizen within the county. It Is nil institution that, with the confidence of the people be hind it. can Increase Its turnover lot) fold. The business houses must take hold of this issue in no uncer tain manner. The f'ttmers likewise must similarly take hold. If mo-.ins are a little short, they should t;'k" out a generous share of stock, even if they pay for il from their cannery returns. lioseburg and nelghlmrlnc com munities need payrolls. The farm ers likewise need an institution that will take care of their sur plus crops. 1 cannot afford much, but have mailed Mr. Kingwell my order for $ihMU0 worth of 7 per cent cumu lative stock, ami there is not a business institution in Koseburg that shouldn't follow unit. Yours faithfully SKMPKK FIDFI.IS. FARMERS URGED TO AID NORTON CANNERY FIRM Card-n Valley. May V2. IWrt. To the t in; qua Valley Farmers, Hear Sir: Just what would we !o, as farmers, without the Frank Norton canneries operating to tnke care of our i-tn idits crops? It is true that things have not been well with us In the past. The canneries have been opeiatcd by men of integrity but who have lack, d the all around experience aeeosaiy lor the s;irn':'s ft an opetatEO!! 'i this kind. Mr. Notion took ho'.d at a lime when tile world mutkots weie on the down guide; at time w hen ihe money markets of the nation iote shaken virtually in their t'o.:n d.uion. and In spue of ib the F:ai:k J. Nor;on company has made L-.t upeudous gains in production. In common with other farmers. I 'have bad to wail for my retains and even, then, 1 am yet giateinl ito Frank Norton for absorbing my .-.li plus slocks, which would other-li.-e have gone to waste. It 1 may make a suggestion, bd the larmeis take nold ol this insti ituiion. 1: the tompiiity stiil owes 1 n;i tor you surplus stock of U'-l take e.intieiy stock for your ac ! couui. ! This procedure helps the farmer land v:U help the cannery. tin Saturday last I took stock for I the mil amount of the balance that vvas due to me tor 1 levognize that a suecesstul canaerv is ot me tirsi i::i; ortance tt our t.trms. I li thete was a iipiwiiait in the ( i WELL-MOW Vol) kw l El jyV'- THIMK A.BOC'V ME 3 SE.IM' HURT- , r- I UoMhwesl initial to that ot the ie;.s;ern slates, it might be dufer- ; ,!tUll,, , laKSnc hoM of ,his issue nt. ve have no market tor our sur.;fop he Frj4uU j. No,1on wm,M:iy ;p.ms producis otmr than in tm-i,.,,,! hm... th.-,. be ill Iw ble to nti- cairn two-! i . i'.es ami it is r.p to us ail to? the tnae!i to t'ie utniv; ' -ia pet Mui.ti.y . t t U M i ki:..wt-U ioi lus uuliibh at- By Geo. McManus OR HOIST- r Talks on Health DU. R. S. COPELAND NOW Is the time when everybody; is thinking of vacation time. Some of our friends will be flitting lo foreign shores. Others will he otf to the country, the seashore, or tjie mountains. For those who can nut get away for any extended sihv, a day now and then or an occasional week-end in the country can be planned. Ev ery opportunity should be taken to get a change of environment and to be jut-of-doors. Summer Is the very flower of the seasons. America is particularly fortunate in its varied and beauti ful countryside, mountainside and shore. Travel is made easy. Al most everyone has a car, a boat, or perhaps travels by air. Pretty soon the airways will be filled to over flowing with trippers through the $kies. , , Win n you so on vacation it Is very w ise to go where you can best Recuperate your physical and men tal self. At least, that It what a vacation should do for you. It 13 best to put in those vacation days having all the pleasure and all the recreation you possibly can. Put one must not lose sight of the fact that sleep and rest are needed, too. l)o not come home more tired than you began your vacation. Ilea, h is the most important thing a,i life uud It is most vital to happiness. The sun, and the air and the water are just as im portant as tennis courts and golf courses. Hundreds of years before the ad-) vent of the white man. the Ameri-j can Indians recognized the health! potentialities of climate, air, and valer, sunshine and seafood. They i made long pilgrimages to the! chores of sea and lake, hoping that j their sick might regain health. I nrength and vigor. For those who r.re recovering! .'rom illness, the vacation should be ' a time of long hours of sleep or j rest in the out-of-doors and In the j sunshine if possible. A chanse of scene, good food and some temper-1 ate recreation do wonders for one j yvho hao been a shut-in. The babies and children should t live and play joyously out-of-doors I these long summer days of vaca-j lion. Many of the poor children ,f the cities are now sent to camps.) to playgrounds, to the parks and: near-by country places. The little; child who has suffered from rick ets, malnutrition, whooping cough. j or any of the diseases of childhood will need to be out in the sunshine long hours In order to build up the health. The curative powers of the sun's rays are yours for the Asking these summer days. Make the most of them. These brief periods of rest are wonderful tonics for tired men. women and children If rightly used. There are wonderful things to see in this beautiful world. We all need vacations. We are livin-s In a strenuous ng. and for those who have but one vacation In the year, the most should he made of il. 1 hope that everyone may have a happy and most beneficial vacation this summer. Answers to Health Queries J. It. M. Q What,causes a blis ter under the tongue? A This may he due to hyper aridity, caused by faulty diet and poor clmination. Zerrobia P. (. Q How many eggs a day should I eat? A. One ecg a day should sufficient. be Jack P. Q What should a young man of 11. o ft. 4 inches tall, weigh ? 2. --is there any means by which umuve within h short time that tlie ;C.c has l i'-'ll o'.ei silbs-. fiUed Y curs lor the I'mpqua valley. A GAKDt.N VALLEY FARMER. GOOD-MGIIT STORIES By Mai Trell "To dream at nlKht Is quite all rlKht; Hut It dosn't pay To dream all day." Shadow Sayings. A Riant is bad enough when he Is awake. When he's asleep he's more trouble than a cyclone. At least that's what Mlj. Flor. Ilanid. Yam and Knarf the little fhadow-chlldren diBcovered. All in all, they had a curious adventure. First of all, they crept Inside tli-f real-children's Fairy Tale Book which they had found lying on the 'How Could They Wake the Giait? table. Getting inside the pages of a book was no trouble for them, since they wore quite flat, like writing paper. Inside the book they found a magic beanstalk, which they climbed up, reaching a palace in the clouds inhabited by a giant, who roared: "Fee-fl-fo-fum I smell the blood of an Englishman!" They also met a bov who called ! himself Jack the Giant Killer, whol begged them to help him destroy the giant. If you have ever read the story of Jack the Giant Killer; in the Fairy Tale Book you will know that the giant is destroyed.; The giant, however, didn't fancy the idea of belnr? destroyed at fir.it, but consented at length to climb down the bean stalk and follow Knarf to his master, who had always aid he wanted to de stroy a glut.:. Instead of walking right out of the book, the giant de cided to take a nap in the Fairy Hook garden and stretched himself out for miles and miles. His breath- the height can be Increased? t A. He should weight about ISO pounds. 2. No. A Header. Q. What would you advise for piles? A. Piles are usuallv due to chronic constipation. This condi- tion must be overcome. Have your meals at regular hours. Avoid foods unduly rich in fats and starches. For further particulars DID YOU EVER STOP TO THINK? By EDSON R. WAITE Shawnee, Oklahoma That advertioing has the power of suggestion, which creates a desire to possess. Continuous advertising is the most effective kind. Continuous advertising causes readers to form a friendly feeling towards the concerns advertising and makes customers and prospec tive customers realize that only the best in quality is continuously advertised. Persistency in advertising is unquestionably the greatest force in the building of business. It increases turnover and breaks down sales rcsistace. Truthful advertising of quality means satisfied customers. It is building better business everywhere for those who use its aid. Advertising is the magnet that attracts the attention of all. It reminds the people of everything they need. Business conc;rn3 who handle well advertised lines and back them up with local advertising are the ones who profit most. Only the concerns who are continuous advertisers can success fully survive competition. Business men who do not believe in advertising are just sleep ing while local competitors, neighboring cities, door to door peddlers and mail order houses are getting the business they should get. IIIK was bu jimu uibi mo tico bent over to the ground and the 1 shadows had to hold on to the j trunks to keep trom being blown j away. How were they olng to wake him up? The shadows feared that If the giant slept like he ate (which was like forty horses) he wouldn't wake up for a year or two. "(let up! Get up!" Hanid called loudly. Dut he didn't stir. Then the others tried shaking him at the shoulders. Jdij wauted to pinch one of his toes, but it would have taken a week to walk to his feet, which were crossed on top of a high mountain. Initially Knarf had a scheme. He had them all creep close to one of his ears. "Now make a noise like a bell," he said. At this they all said: "Ting-a-ling! TlnK-allng!" The giant opened his eyes at once. "Do I hear an alarm clock?" lit exclaimed. "Yes, and It's time to Ret up," Knarf cried. "Hurry! You must be destroyed before It -pets too late I'll bring you right In to my mas ter. He's asleep now, for it's the middle of the night, but he'll be glad to get up to destroy a giant." "I hope I don't dfsterb hlin too much," the giant remarked. "Per haps it would be better for me to be destroyed some other time. Knarf wouldn't hear of it. Nei ther would the hoy called Jack the Giant Killer. So they led him out of. the Fairy Tale Book and into Knarf's mare1"'8 bedroom. The giant was flat, like all the book people are else how cnuld lie fit between the pages? Put so hie was he that he spread all over the walls and ceiling, and a good deal of him had so slide under the bed and into tho clothes closet which fortunately happened to be open. "All right now, I'll wake up my master," Knarf said. "Just stay where you are." At this he called Into bis mai ter's ear: "Wake up. master. I hav a surprise for you." Tho wind rattled the shutter and trnarf'fl toaster woke up. imagine his consternation to see a giant bending right over him. "O-oh, o-o-oh, oooo-ooooo!" he gasped, which so frightened the giant that he fell out of the window and w-as completely destroyed, like a china saucer. "Thank you," Jack the Giant Killer said to Knarf's master. "Now I can return to the book again. The story is finished." But the boy thought he was dreaming and didn't answer. 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