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ROSEBURG NEWS-REVIEW, ROSEBURG, OREGON. THURSDAY. NOVEMBER 21. 1929. BRINGING UP FATHER By Geo. McManus POULTBY EXPERT Ask the Leaders! i- On, I BVJT VW WALLET IKJ THE "SAFE AW" 'T"b COT MY TICKET TO TUB. BORLE'iqOE THE WA.L.U WILL COME IN) Hvvjcr-e it'll drotect IWV CAiM WHILE Iswied Daily Except Sunday by The News-Review Co., inc. 5MOW IK) IT- FOUR 1 Member of T4ir ANMirnlrl Vrmm. Tho AnFUflntt'd lrn in x'l m m1 v-ly niflhi) ti Oi fur ropubH cation of all newn il t' h.H ui'-rll tc.l to It or wit .iIIhtwiw c.-oll t il fi thlH iper una to all Ir.cul ni'wx pulillHlieil ht-rrln. All riKlitu or rupuldfca- lluii KptK-liil timpuieins nercrn aru aiwo rtiH.:rv,a. i 1 l3 I M "THE HOLftS HARRIS ELLSWORTH Entered aa second class matter May 17, 192), at the poBt office at JloseburK, Oregon, under Act of March 2, 1879. SUBSCRIPTION RATES Daily, per year, by mall J-t.OO Dally, hIx months by mall 2.0' Dally, three months, by mall .. 1.00 Dally, sliiKle mouth, by mall .. ,00 Daily, by carrier, uer month 60 ROSEBURG, OREGON, THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 21, 1929 TUB DEBENTURE 1'KOPOSAl, IN THE course of Uie tariff debute in the .senate a few days ago Senator Howell, one of the advocates of the debenture feature was explaining why he thought the government must go further than merely to protect the farmer against foreign competition with tariff rales and he said : If we are lo do something for the fanner we must not merely Kive hint an adeiiuale tariff, where he la ijiIhIhk a t.ur- 1 , jilllH, hut we milht afford him sonieliihiK additional to reuiler II efleetlve; and lliat is what we have provided the Uoheiilure for. if anyone has u better iilan, he is al liberty to HiiKKeft It --we invite him lo surest It hut no one lias KilaKesled u belter plan In connection with this hill, and yet we are con fronted will) the statement thai this hill never win Ik; accepted Willi the debenture in other words, that the farmer can ex- peel nothing rrom Ihis tariff bill so rar as his products art; concerned where surpluses ale produced. That statement at least has the merit of frankness. It brings the true purpose and advocacy into the open. The un derlying theory is thus shown to be that of making it pro fitable for the farmer to grow surpluses to raise more of wheat and corn and oats than' there is demand for and yet to be guaranteed a profit on all he raises. It is of course inevilnblq that such a policy would have the effect of in creasing surpluses from year to year; of making the surplus roll up and thicken and swell like a snowball. Such a policy is so obviously unsound that the wonder is it can find advocates. It is the same as if a great autor mobile factory, having a plant capacity which supplied the mrket to the point of saturation, should double that capacity and then call upon the government to pay it a bonus on each car which would enable it to sell its surplus at a heavy discount. It is the same as if a newspaper should print each day twice as many copies ns it had demand for and then ask the government to pay it a bonus on the ethers and let them be given away. The law of supply and demand is inexorable and can not be set aside but the debenture advocates are trying to upset it. Jf more wheat is being raised than the market can absorb profitably then the thing to do is to cut down pro duction of wheat. One of the purposes of the federal farm board is to organize agriculture in its various branches for regulation of production and to limit it when necessary. That is the sound idea. The debenture proposal has a pur pose exactly contrary. There is prediction that the tariff bill will never pass with the debenture proposal. One can hardly imagine ..President Hooer signing a bill containing it. : 0 The Red Cross membership drive will be resinned to morrow. The Hod Cross is a great humanitarian institu tion and deservt's the support of every American citizen. .The membership cts i.s one dollar enroll tomorrow. 1929. Intl Feature Service, loc.. Gnat Britain risJiu raaerved. WELL- I'LtOUT HAVE. TO I THi"b I't) TOUGH LUCK I I "CULT smokeH i (1 ST ,. GOME" L If uood lirculauon Us the 'Secret of Perfect Health The OFFICE CAT POEM FOR THE DAY By LOUIS ALBERT BaJNKS THE LEADER OF WORLD-WIDE BOYHOOD ThlH h.ippy story romes from Lnii'lon: "Lord ltmk-u-f'uiw-H, '( hit f .! Seoul' iumI foimil.'r of Hit' liny Seoul iiioviMitiMit. hiiK ivcch cti tlia frri'doii) of Hit rily of l.onilnii in mi .111 pn!snio ii'it'iiioiiy ai lliu iuiUlhull. Two liundicd St:uuts and (iii'i titililrH uliiii'Hm-d tin.- b(!Htoval and tin1 lolluw in amiciit ilhial with 'kuun liiti'rcst. "Aiiiont; tliOHu pit'Hi'iil wcio Mr. anil Mm. ltiulyitrd Klplini;, I.nul and Ay I'arinoor, I he Kinch anibiirtHador, and ri'p-'i'H'Miiath ih of tin1 (;lvU busini'Hs and ndijilmiH lilt' (if I lie idly, a widl as It-adem ul' tin Hroiil movrini'iil liiini all purts of the I'ountiy, 'l'n'Mfiiiini; i)m' Cliid' Smut uith a old box contalnliiK a iti'.v of (lu Ci'i'i'dom. Sir Atirian I'oUnik, City Chamberlain, ald lii.tt ilic nuno-im-nt, lnuuded 2 yeaiH uk, hud Hpn-ad a j;ood j 11 1 i ii'Tk all out tbi' oi hi. 'Kt'plyini;. the Chh r Scout nald he wan men ly (lu- figurehead of a 'Kl'eal hi ul bei homl.' l-'ioill till' highest leadeis tu Hie newest tenderfoot. I( would rueoiiiat;' and Insphe ili--ni to do lin ir liettt. f aie only lorn hi UK tho frill m' ot bo ho,id in Ibis t ouni r .' he aut. 'This pro Keiitatlon ineaiid that Sroniin i.i reroKiii.td an a civic, not a militant Uc nioveiniMU." " No other man on earth today C an have such forcrul woidsi to say About the fuluir. of mankind As LWIrn-Powcll fruitful mind! I he an'f;rl hunt was hnvrrini o'rr W hen he tluew widi; the Scouting dooi. And evcty color iiioihi-I caiih's hoys Is rcvclliULf now in Si outhood's joys, 1 lis hand is on our mod'in youth. Leads millions by his tliicui n tiuth; I lo holds them by a spell unseen 1'rom yielding to the tlunv that s mean. I his movement, like a ptauie fu Has wakened youth to climb-aspire; II leaps the hounds of state and chun h And leaves the devil in the luuh. 1 he neatest pledge of peace today Is this Seoul army blithely e iv. Their Sctmthood lits them like a iiIihc And turns all r itial hate to !ov I hey aie a youn t hivahic hn-.t hose deeds of srivice Iimiu liieij ba-d. 'T will be the death of caste and pnde And leave no spot lor hale lo hide. Annry father (at fi a. m.) : "Well, you n lady, explain yourself. VVln'ie have you been all nl'hl? Klappor Uuiibler: "Oh, daddy, dear, 1 was silting up with tin sick son of the hick man you are always tolliiiK mother you ait up with." In every home thure la u pretty clock tbut won't go. "KaitKhier creates appetite," raid lilt: Scotchman starting to cry al the dluiiM- table. The churches oughtn't lo worry co much about the origin of man; what I hey tdiould hi: interim ted about Is Ills finish. The doa prefers muddy feet. to say it with If your wife laughs at your joke you can be sure that It is a darn Kod joke or you have a darn rooi! wife. Clapper: "What did Dad want to see you lor?" Nervous Suitor: "He wanted te know If my Inieiiiious were strict ly honorable." Flapper: "And are they?" -o- EDITORIALS ON THE DAY'S NEWS (Continued from page 1) "Or all your tears wash out u word of It." K.iK.MIi:i those lines the m-xt v time you a;e templed 10 say noiuethin mean and small. lie- Inii'tnber that when once you have said HOinef bin.'; niean and small you can never uin-ay the w mils yau have spoken. , , Maybe I'm Wrong lly J. i MUDHUltY Lord rmdcn-Powrll, Scoulhood's i hie Mas blest our youth beyond helu-f; 1 Ies caught the spitit of his Loid, Mas ic!ded well hi- mighty swoid; Mis woik h.is won tmuioitul fame I he ul;ch will but "ild his name. e n helped the woild to banish wais McTI tluuii; hi;;h Heaven witli his Aerial statisticians claim that on ly one par. ichute m a thousand fails to open. It that's the case, they're toolisb for using tnat pjia chute. i: IDEAL DUMBBELLS The fhow who thought the six day bicyclo races were held in Wneehng. DAILY TRUE STORIES "Wait till I finish th.s rubber," said tiie woman as she shot the : osteopath. MOMENTOUS MOMENTS When a vwman lias a tonsil ope ration and her throat la ao sore she can t talk about it. advice'to PARENTS Don t worry if your little boy can't even write his own eame. Maybe he'll giow up to be a great to: gcr. ODE TO A ROAD HOG The better the day, the gi cater the (jrecJ. WONDERS OF NATURE Many a wolf at the door today is a i,..:o.;ri coat tomorrow. r.rr:c:NCV experts l The c,v who's so good necking Jth.it everv t:me she goes to a party .s.'ie cotrrs heme with a loving cap. EXCUSE IT PLEAfE Penny in-the slot mac li iocs were invented so that Scotchmen could gamble. t OUR OWN VAUDEVILLE 1 1st Salesman I'd give anything Migot now to be home in my wife's arm nd Salesman Why. what's do ing there ' Cn.yn!.-;it. 1 !:;. Km Featuu S udu ate, liu-, y ROYAL S. COPELAND, M. D. United States Senator from New York. Former Commissioner of Ucalth, Sew York City. NOT long afio told you about the arrangement of the air cells. They are mado bo thin that the oxygen of the lungs passe right through this Into the blood. This oxygen, without which we could not live, would do little for ns If there was no way of carrying it to every part of tho body. Perhaps Nature might have planned tho human system, so that the tiny divi sion of the bronchial tubes might have permeated each of its parts. But a better plan was formu lated. The food wo take at each meal. would do us little Rood if there was no way to get it from the hgeative organs to every portion of the body In Jm case, too, Nature might have planned a dige.-iive system that would extend to our very liUA r and toes. Hut here, too. Nature formu late'! a better plan. What U this "better nlan" of whieh I k-v 8pok. a twice? How does the oxygon got to every par- .f iho bodyl How arc tho food materials carried there: i tie -provision for the circulation of the blood eoM .i ooth these problems. The blood, rnnrvinr. thiw .gn the vessels, reaches evurr htnt cell nnH ca, r u u.. ..-.., of thta circulating fluid, food ar nourish m the iy.liz.ng and cleans,nK air clement, are carried everywhere I ne heart is in reality a forceful Dumn. It X ,k ki,i . . i;i--.iii.iiiiK. puriiying, nourisninc: iPSk. vS f' K2&tlJ DR COPELAND h.io.i. stream to the most outlying mo Jistant purts. Tu food la broken up Into tiny imnuu-s, dissolved by and in the Hum chan Red by the uddttion of live ecretlon, and made ready absorption by the blood, Cir- n through tbe waits of the vp orKuna, this fluid picks up Hfpared food and carries tt where. unstunt circulation, tho blood the air cells of the lunys. ;iurt of the poisons that have hrown out of the sLrcam are -j out of the fluid. nlood couisos through liver neye. In these organs other Oil:. rii 1. K..r. hvt't. Jlltr, Tin till culatton of the hlood. It Is In every senae the "life fluid." pin.-ttu five extended. The skin is ts work to do. So you e tinmj by Its circulation uike wio Iih waste and poisonous sub SLatu Ai fhf s,ime time the valuable food h-m.-iiiH ire carried everywhere to tn pickrd up and cnnsimied bv the ci-lls of the hixly. So the system Is Nourished and cleansed by the clr Aiiswcrtt lo Health (jucrL-F ALICR. Q. What cun be done for nacal catarrh? 2. What will benefit tai$h blood pressure? A. Speoial treatment Id advisable. A nose and throat spray used 1 lt;hl and morning will help the condition 2. I'roper diet und general care. For other information send a self, addressed, stamped envelope and re peat your question. A. M. C. Q. I am a boy of 9'$ years of age. 6 feet 4 Inches t 11. Do you think 1 will grow any taller? Is there any way to accomplish results along this line? A. res. you will continue to grow and develop generally until you reach the age nf 21. Whv not join a Gymnasium cIujs for ?ome special exercises with this end in view. LapjrliUt. Nnupiper Tatturt BcMfca. laq. Good Manners My I ..iits. C(mxi.;t;s hkijckm.v; grateful to the man caller who Ivlv Phones to ask it' he may come can especially on a week day. to A Plausih:e L tuse Necccsarv DKAU MJiS. lli:i:CKAIA.: U lien a strailLt' m.m nU i,.t. mission to lake a gii1! home (or -M'H if she knows him) and ahe doesn't wish ln:n to, what shouut he girl say : in;i-:iti;i-:. ill have to tnaiio some ex- :is n'.- lliaim.s hini. Site is "with li-ietuls and has an.tni.tii . mi hiinie ,i;h nam." or she "is arum ralu tl l.ir h someone." or iomei hiiiK hive tais that sounds hu.slOie. D' gill-.' will D Tei Time the Callinn Hour i:.u m us. mi;i:ckma; 1 am a man. ami I hae I hl i iained al ai ioiis homes here, 1 want In Kima it 1 111. iv ill eh my lolesei ill I he daVltine. 1 hen. too. . want to l.uow ii I should tt e 'liolle heloie 1 lo to ln.u' a call. I'll. Ml ! JLti lot (ell I Hi Hie tile till H ei s o Pol il ijaest lolls MKUi: .MAX. TKA iV. is tip hour when most men mal.e ilieir rally, and te( inie on Sunday aiierneoli i-; the .'.u:!' linn1, the hour seems to i:iie leist ie ;tiid serial "talking oi" 'In-, and that " ":! !oes not a-in iate I'm- earlv iioiiisoi the at'iern.-on wilii I he raits rh.it m nth -men n.aKe. an,! 1 .ni.i-e ou in ltii if jour railini; hoars to the lea hour. While It is not exactly neces sary for a uenllenian to telephone heloie he talis, it is alw:ts boiler for him lo ih so. In iheso hily das, 1'eople live tu a eiy tliller ni way I'tniu the way in v iurh thry iimiI to live. tiie he mine e:iMtail . ill small r spare, v iib. on I he whole, tar less serxue -and all of these uenis mean Ih.i; we should take e-p. i ial p.r.us to niiUe uur talis con tuieiit. Hoaiean, .tie 1 lliea t e For Sweet Sixteen i:.U MILS. liKKCK.M AN : Linui course is not nerv ed with the meat and potatoes, .diouiil it be served alter the soup? - How and where should lite napkin be left when one leaves the table nt a friend's house? At u restaurant '.' a 1 live in a small town. Should 1 a.sk my esron in when we return iroai the hum ies at about nnie tiuny .' 1- 1 have been asked to corre spond wilii a boy who does not live in my home (own. Is this correct'.' SW'KKT SIX TKIi.V should be served after the nurse. ; 2 In both places, where you are 1 to oe lor ojuv one nie.il. the nap , kin is pl.ued "as is" unfolded, on ; i ne ieft oi ilie plate. And of comso i here is :io reason why you shouM not put ii on tli' rihi. if you wish. 1'he t"'iit is that, in a restaurant. 'o;: know that the napkin will not (m used aain. and so you do not loid it. Ml tiie house of a friend I when yeu me having only one - meal, il is impolite to told the na kin. suit" th.it wo.Md imply that you t!m;;uh, that mere was a possi bility oi its henm us-d attain. S- Tins i-: a lainy early hour, and it wouM be proper tor you to ask him in then, if rlie tamily plans permii. If iti'i kno i that our lamil or s-ane im in, er ef il will. !ie "rei ei ini; " tiien. it would be specially hospitable tor you to ask hiinin, As far :is the hour is cou i ern-M. ou could not be criticised ;or exieiidnii,- such an Imitation, hut an invitation of this kind de pends also ou toe "schedule" of the household. 4 Yes. The Kv fhould write to you first. The Use of Abbreviations paluAK .VKS BKLt'kMAN- I-' 1 Ait' abbi evictions allowed H. E. Crosby, extension poultry man from Oregon Slate college, is assisting today in poultry meet ings at Olalla and Myrtle Creek. The meetings are a part o( the farm meetings being held this week In all parts of the county under the arrangement! made by J. C. Leedy, county agent. Inter esting poultry meetings were held in Hoseburg and Kiversdale yes terday. Meetings for the rest of the week will be In connection with farm crops and will be" beld as follows: Clide grange hall, Fri day, Nov. Tl, 1:30 p. m.; Canyon ville schoolhouse, Friday, 'iov. t'l, 8 p. m.; Yonc.alla grange hull, Sat urday, Nov. 23, 1:30 p. m.; Ump qua grange hall, Saturday, Nov. 23, 8 p. in. in business letters? 2 How Is the closing ' Thank tng you in advance, 1 ,m sii.iely your," punctuated? 3 How should a business lettei be closed? 4 Should a married woman sign a letter like this: B. Georgia Brown. (Mrs. H. Nathan Itrown.) 5 How should a widow sign her name? 6 How Ib asparagus eaten? 7 Are hats worn at an after noon bridge? P. T. "I IT is now considered the the X best 'form, in both social and business letters, to use aa few ab breviutions as possible. Abbre viations give an unfinished look to a letter and are not useful. Af a matter of fact it usually take us as long to write the period that indicates that the word is abbre viated as it does to write the rest or (he word. For instance, in your envelope, your period and commas alter the abbreviations and lfneF took you just as long ns writing out the words would have taken you. And the same thing with your heading the Ave., tho name of the month, and so forth. Iont you agree? And it Ib Interesting to notice, apropros your question, that the "bigger" btialhesM houses are the ones who do not allow their tvp itn to use abbreviations In the letters or on the envelopes. Just as on the letterheads of the hig hest, business houses one rurely sees abbreviations In the street or city or Rtnte. 2 "Thanking you in advance, I am, Sincerely yours, And apropros of that, do vou know that now, too, this partici pal form is going out of use? The "ing" Is being discarded for the di rect statement. And this for tunately eliminates the awkward "I am." For instance, Instead of saying. "Thanking you in ad vance" one now writes. "Thank vou for your kind attention." or "I hope that vou are well." instead of "hoping that you are well." In teresting don't you think so? 3 "Yours very truly" Is the ac cepted complimentary close for a business letter. 4 Yen, this in the correct sig nature for a married woman. The sitrmituro to your letter to me is perfect. That is, It is perfect when a woman chooses not to retain the surname of her maiden name. The most usual form is for her to re tain the rirst and last names of her maiden nnmo and prefix them to the last of hnr married name: Mary Smith Urown (Mrs. Na than Brown.) o A widow signs her name ex actly as she did when her hus band was living, and she uses the same for her visiting card. That is. she signs her name as I have indicated in answer four, and her visiting card reads: Mrs. Iritis Jonathan Brown. 6 Asparagus is eaten with a fork, not with the fingers. 7 Usually hats are worn at an afternoon bridge. Adapt i bili ty to Traveling DEAR MRS. IJKKCKMAN: When you are placed at a table with several other people, as. for instance, at a small summer hotel or boarding house or an ocean liner, should you bow to the people? TRAVELER. YES. It is boorish to sit down at a table of this kind and not bow graciously to the people at the table. It shows, too, a lack oi savolr faire and adaptihillly in traveling. Such polite greeting shows that you are not unfriendly nml still it does not imply In any degree whatever, forw arduous. Ii is simply a courtesy taken for granted anions well-bred people. If you are to be for some U "if sea.e.i with these people, t lie per-1 son who is "accustomed gives tns , or her name to I lie other guests: "I am Mrs. Kennedy," or "M name is Miss Rogers." T'en the, "in is broken" and no one need feel ill at ease. I (Mm. Iteeckmaii will be g'ad to answer questions on etiquette sub i milted hv renders.) I Copyright. liti'H, by Premier Syn dicate, Inc. The Ylimer Singers at. Meihodist Episcopal church. Friday night. Ad mission Oo cents. A large percentage of the leading poultrymsn feed Crown Feeds. Why? THEY GET RESULTS ASK MONROE NANCE. ASK GEORGE BURT. ASK NELSON BROS. Farm Bureau Cooperative Exchange Roseburg Oakland AGENTS FOR L. A H. tlectrtk HangeB aean bptaj Pump C Hood Rlvor 8ory Co. Jonn Dure Plo Co 8utherlln 8pra Co. Hooalor nd Milwaukee Pump. 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