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ROSEBURG NEWS -REVIEW. ROSEBURG, OREGON. WEDNESDAY. AUGUST 28. 1929.
ROSEBURG NEWS-REVIEW
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ROSEBURG, OREGON, WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 28, 1929
THE BUTLKR, THE DIPLOMAT AND THE LADY
UNGALLANT and impatriotic a.s it may seem, our sympa
thies are all with tin; man and the furrincr in the mo
mentous controversy at the national capital between Mrs.
Mires Poindexter, wife of a former senator of our neighbor
ing state of Washington and later ambassador to Peru and
Scnor Prada, charge d'afl'airc of the Peruvian embassy.
Mrs. Poindexter, it appears, has lost a butler, Scnor Prada
has lost his job and Mrs. Gnnn has lost her place in the
limelight at least temporarily, to the lady from the evergreen
slate.
-' Mrs. Poindexter brought back with her from Peru a
native butler who must have been n jewel from all accounts.
Ho buttled so well and with such grace that when ho re
signed after a brief term of service from the Poindexter
household because he said he was under-paid the lady there- j
of was unconsolable. She besought his return, but it was de
clined. Thereafter the butler went to buttle for Senor
Prada. The lady did not like that. She called up the senor
and told him in no uncertain terms that unless he would
send her butler homo pronto she would take suitable action.
The senor stood fast. In a day or two he received a peremp
tory cablegram from his government in Peru to send Mrs.
Poindexter's butler to her. Instead of doing so, Senor
Prada sent back a cable of resignation from office, saying
in part: . '
If to defend Mki IntereKta of n Peruvian cltl.en who liaa
been llnpimt'il upon anil exploited cotnttilnles In your eyea H
CKtiHUntule aelkni on Die putt or it Kovornmeht, I ihlnk dif
ferently, and iih I inn not dlupoHod to obey your urhlirary in
Htructlnna.'l roalKn Die office which I hold:
Senor Prada told the newspapers and his picture ap
peared in many of tliem, along with that of Mrs. Poindexter.
Die butler is still buttling for Senor Prada, Washington so
ciety has a topic for dog-days talk. Good for Senor Prada !
o -
Northwest lumber manufacturers are asking for a 25
per cent ad valorem duty on lumber similar to that which
Canada has for her protection. Powerful interests in Wash
ington, composed of a few concerns having large timber
holdings in Canada, have formed a lobby and are doing their
utmost to defoat this worthy move. ..During the next two
or three -weeks our congressmen will be battling for a duty
on lumber and shingles, which is of vital importance to
everyone in the slate, involving as it does the prosperity of
our basic industry. While our senators are working on this
important matter they should be given the backing of our
entire state through resolutions from civic organizations and
letters of approval from individuals, for in Washington it is
numbers that carry weight on matters of this sort.
REST OF WEEK
I D0 VOO FOLLOW
I THE. PBEW-RIPTIOIM
I LEFT fOR MoO
V , TE'bTE.ROAfY-y
i smoolo sor
MOT-IF1HADME
NECK WOULD -
of atervi
BROKEN.'
POEM FOR THE DAY
By LOUIS ALBERT BANKS
THii PEOPLE'S FRIEND
A teniailialile lliel.lenl has lalely occurred in hallux, Texas. MIhs
Jlllilied ImiiKluaa, IIh. cily'a lemil adviser and welfare worker, wits re
uently diaebHi'Ked. Then un uiuiniou took place. Thin la the story the
wires carrh-d:
' .' "A tide of IndlKliallon arose when Mlsa Douglass' Job was deleted
fjum the city payroll. Club women from oiKimlzallons repieaentliiR
siaiu voters -uiifiuim.il Mayor fate with petitions dctnauilInK that
lie be retained. Tim voters held sway and Mlsa laniKlass came back.
, ; "lluihii; her lluee years' eei vice as a hunianlzlnu iiilluence al the
ally ball, .Miss DoiiKlass has averted divorces In npprntiuinlely 50 per
oeut ot doim-sllc cases broimlit In her attention. Hundreds ot descried
Wives have sobbed Ihelr stories lo her.
; ; "She also has round lime lo wane a determined war llKtilnst Dallas
loan sharks. Hundreds of the city's poor, in flnunclnl siraltB and
haniisaecl by unscrupulous money Icndera, liavo found a friend ill MiB8
JDofigiass."
. ... This Texns Portia wakes our song
And fancies sweet around us timing;
- I ler story sets our hearts on fire
" 'lis like a charged electric wire;
" 5x sympathetic is her glance
- It fairly spurkles with rommicc.
i She has the rare unselfish soul
"Hint fits her for her splendid role.
1 :r '
She's sister, mother, comrade, friend
, . Has iindctstiindinK enr to lend
Without n thought of selfish ynin
I ler only dream to ense the pain
1 hat lirmblint! comes to seek her aid.
I ler gallant soul, all unafraid,
. ', liecomes a wise and fiiendly (juide
Until sore needs are satisfied.
' So ninny homes tire torn npart
Through lark of wisdom of the lienrt !
Hut Mildted Douglass with her tact
- So soothes the neivcs that have been wracked.
, Site knits again those tender strands
All rngged rent by careless hands;
. In broken homes hope springs anew,
. . And life takes on n brighter hue.
' ! In every town throughout the land
Some Mildred Douglass ought to stand.
1 he common friend of rich and poor
To whom all drifting homes may moor.
It would defeat the hitman shark.
Protect the homes of "easy matks".
h. thiit Miss Douglass might stretch 'round,
l or seldom is such wisdom found 1
Takes New Position
M. K. "Moose" Johnson of l'ott
liiml. a sulesuian in tills territory
lor a miuiiImt of months fin Stewart
Winner t'e has tesu-ncil bis posi
tion with the company and accept
ed (lie poMil.tti ot sHclal repre
sentalive of Ihe radio dt-parltiicnt
of P. J. Cumin I'o. of I'orlland.
Mr. Juliutua wai here yesterday
Willi K. N. Hay, sales representa
tive In this section, and left yester
day for a bttcf visit at the coasl.
Mr. Johnson Is well known here
and was a InrnoT tool hull star at
llie rnivetstly of Oickoh. later no
IuK east as a college ctiacli.
4J
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window-
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(gl iyj9. Inn Fmiw Sfvfr (nr . Crtitt Orrtain nghu merri
I The I
OFFICE CAT I
Johnny wim plcUliiK up upplun
unucr tin- Uvva uau 1 called tu itiiu
tu ltxk uut ltir Uiu worms in
thom. "Yvntji. 1 cat )iK-n," he
culliul buck, "ihv worniH liuve to
lOOk OUt lor tllf'lUBtVL'B."
If you could mail tlio (nmlt that
eoniua to a ncwupupor otlico nvt'iy
day you would not wuudur Uial
uoiiie editors sound cruzy.
Man!
If you call a man a gay dog, it
will flatter him; call him a pup. a
hound, or a cur, ami ho will try to
alter the map ot your face. He
doesn't mind btdng callf-d a bull
or a hi'iir, yet he will fight If you
cull him a culf or a cub. Men are
quoiT, f. :
Woman 1
Call a Kill a chick and she
suiIIi'h; call hor a hen and she
howlH. Call a young woman a
witch ami she Is pieum-d; call an
old woman a witch and she 1b In
dignant. Call a girl a kitten and
she looks rather as If she liken ii;
call a wouiiui u cat and she hates
you. Women are queer.
"What is the profmsor of nmthe
matiefl so atijjry about?"
"He was just short-changed by
a huckster."
Then there Is that long, long
story about, the iilrls who go to
work In the button department of
the- skirt factory and sew on and
aew on
GOOD FOOD NEEDED TO
BUILD HEALTHY BRAIN
The Growing Child Should Have Plenty of Eggs,
Milk, Fruit and Vegetables, Says Ur. Copeland,
Citing the Results of Intelligence Tests.
liy KOYAL S. COPELAND, JM. I.
United States Senator from New York.
- Former Oomminitioner ot Health. Xew York Vity.
MORE and more we realize that food has a most Important place
In determining the state of health. In times past, food has
been something merely to appease the appetite. Anything
to fill the daily demands of the stomach seemed all that was necessary.
The real need of food i? to supply enerpy,
to build a healthy framework, strong muscles and
red blood. Thera cannot be a healthy brain with
out an unfailing supply of good food. One of
the most -interesting facts brought to light in
recent years Is that low intelligence is often the
result of inadequate or poor food.
Dr. John Munroe, of Long Island University,
nas come to the conclusion that intelligence is
not entirely an hereditary possession. Several
ears ago Dr. Munroe made sonw interesting
intelligence tests on 700 public school children.
p -v 1 lie UUII1CS VI 11 1 CM UllHIILII miic iivkvu
inR to t"L'rtllin footI "nd cokt'rv standards. Other
frK " &Kww. conditions of environment were ulso considered.
l;V . rtflV The tosts covered the lives of the children through
school and collfge, or busim-irs lite. It was found
that the student:' who lost points in these tests
from vear to vear. were tho.se who came from
homes where the food conditions were poor, or below the average.
In one experiment, two groups of ten children- were taken from
families of fairly high intelligence, llesides the regular meals, milk
and eggs were fed twice a day to one group of ten. At the end of
the exiH'rlmeiit. with the fxcepliont
I Ices, such us she r he t s mime iroin
' Breakers Ahead.
FlrMt Author: You remember
that article I wrote some time ano
in which I mentioned the Nugget
Cigarotie? Well, yesterday the
mttnuracturcrH aeut me a carton
of them.
Second Author: What a wonder
ful idea! I'm going In write one
right away on the Ziegfeld Follies
girls!
Maybe I'm Wrong
By J. IV MKDIll'UY
Picnic at IdlejM Park.
PITIFUL CASES
The woman who tried to have the
last word at the Tower of Babel.
O
FINANCIAL NOTE
The difference between a neces
sity snJ a luxury Is about twelve
payments.
CONNUBIAL CASUALTIES
A man who marries the one girl
in a million, usually discovers that
he married the wrong one.
AMERCAN TRAGEDIES
The woman who loved and lost
didn't have the right lawyer.
OUR OWN VAUDEVILLE
1st Addict: Thanks for the
opium. Good night.
2nd Addict: Don't mention it.
Pleasant dreams.
Two Chicago gangsters have en
tered next year's Olympic games.
They ought to win first prize for
'Putting the Shot.
ACE OF CADS
The counterfeiter who cut down
on his wife's allowance because the
printing press was broken.
O
SOCIAL ERRORS
When two is company, th third
is usually the dame's husband.
NULL AND VOID
he fastidious patient in the in
sane asylum who sends his straight
jackets out twice a week to be
sponged and pressed.
YOU'RE RIGHT
The honeymon Is over when the
groom starts counting his change
in the morning.
Copyright. 192. Kiug Features Su
tiicate. Inc. -
Considerable Grange activity Is
scheduled for the last few days of
this week, according to Fred Goff,
tounty Grange organizer.
Myrtle Creek Grange is holding
a meeting tonight and is entertain
ing the .Myrtle Creek Chamber of
Commerce. A fine program 1b ex
pected. Friday nipht the organization of
the Itiversdale Grange will be
completed. Officers will he in
stalled and important business dis
cussed. All persons who desire to
be entered as charter members
should be present Friday night,
Mr. Goff points out, or should bend
their fees, as the charter will be
closed after that date.
Douglas County Pomona Grange
will meet with Kiddle Grange Sat
urday. The meeting will start with
business and initiation at 10 a. m..
the unity and harmony o t..u cos
tume.
(Mrs. IJeeckniun will he glad to
answer questions on vtiiiuettu sub
mitted by readers.)
Copyright, iy9. by Premier fc-yij-d
irate Inc.
POWER
When You Need It
No matter if the ground is a little harder or the
grain a little tougher to thresh, the old John Deere
Tractor has the extra power to take the load.
TALK TO THE MEN WHO USE THEM
Get Our Special Fall Terms
Special 3-bottom disc plow $11"
6-foot tractor disc
Late model Fordson
Farm Bureau Cooperative Exchange
tWburg Oakland
, AGENTS FOR
'l 4 H. Electric Ranue. 0n Sur.jr Pump Co
Hood Rivt Spra, Co. , JuKn Dear Plow C
Hutherlll. Spri, Co Hoo.l.r .nd MII.HK..-
followed by a 'basket hinrheon at
noon. A lecturer program will be
siven ill Ihe ntternoon. Atlendanee
at the morning meeting is urged,
as several matters of importance
aro to be considered.
root coaling at
Hoofing and
Wharton Bros.
lli-s Way Pvron. chief operator
at' the local telephone orrice has
relumed to her position after an
abflvneo of several weeks follow
ing a major operation at the local
hospllal.
Woolsacks, twine and shearing
supiiHes nie sold iitWbarl.on llros.
DR. COPELAND.
ot one child. It wus found that all
thone children hud an Inureaee In in- j 'rult tulces. thun the heavier pics and
telllfionee superior to that ot the ncn pastnea. i no snoum. as a mat
group which hod not been given the i facl oe seized the year rouoa.
eKgnoji-s, The latter were on a nor- .' '' nd I8 ttre nourishing,
ntnl home diet. easily digested and sure to tempt the
Poor fuod is false economy. Yur acp-iiti Often they srve as an in
thlld ctimiot tnuKe good Krado!- t centlve f-r eutHKf the plainer dtsheS
i-hfHtl if he u liiiitropei lv noiiri-sj.t u of h niwil.
Yutir Utile (l.iuhur may be fretful , These are the days of the electric
and nervei-.so. Hrr brothtr ncrhiins K'f cr-jun trezii.s. wnicn uie fo easy
htis n low mark in his studies and -o munipuliit
deportment Uook well Into it. for tor lh' hillllf
the fa ult may not be theirs. It may
be partly due to ftnme lack In the
di.l i
It l not nei'enwary to have the
muni expensive food, but care must
be Uiki'n lt have the proper kind.
The itrowinR child should be given
plenty of milk and eBtif-. fresh fruit,
veRttnldi, meat in nuulorattnn and.
of course, simple dehscrts It ! wWI
ti have at least one warm luncheon
dish and ulwnvs a variety Serve a
Bono, hot rhtKMildtt- 01 some scalloped
dish There are endless mnnlters of
tempting diahes thHt may be served
It t.-ikeji lots of enerpy for proi'T
growth and to allow for playing and
study in i
All children like Ice cream. In
And how much bet-
lade ice (.ream Is thun
any one can buy As I write this
It is a rtizzlmpi tiot dny. I run think
of nothiitK I should like better as a
finishing touch to my dinner than a
d I th of home-made ice cream.
r
iismTg lo Mrnllli Ourrira
V. M. Q. What do you advise for
superfluous hair?
A S -nd H'-lf-nd'l rested. st.Tmtc1
envelote tor further particulars" and
rejK-a t vuu r q ii"st ion
II. M. Q Uo you advise b itter
milk for nicer of the stomach?
A. Yes Por full partkul:irs sen
self -addressed. sUtniped envelop
the hot Summer days it Is better for and repeat vonr question.
child to cat Ice. cream and tempt- CoupjtiBta. in.-?. Hew rtiiuit twrntt. tw,
Gbod Manners
MRS. CfTRNELl'IS UKKCKMA;.
A Hotel Tea
DKAIt MKS. UKKl'KMAN:
1. 1 wfh t'J pivi a Ihb'D
shower, and n-unt tt havi alou:
thirty or-f"riy people. As my
hnmi is sum 11 1 have decided lo
havo ihcsliowt-r on thr nirraniiK-
of tiif hotel, a hum hoaj-
.itul nxini with delightfully eay
chat! a. 1 iio mt want to make it
a hhdee. hut nioi ot a fahly short
tea. t'ould I have all the an ides
placed in a box and ptvsetucd a;
the end ot the atl.iir, or wli.it
w mild you auKK'u ?
2. Should I have th refresh -nienlfi
iassed or served tit table?:?
Thw hotel will pr.ni.le the lunch,
but what will I o'dei that would
1m nice?
3 Should the hostess w ai a
hat?
4. Would It he proper for t'ui
bride lo Ite to receive wi; ii t!:t
hostess
M. Y,
YOT harp planned charmitii-ly
for ywir tea party, ami n
will hi' able lo do It very bounti
fully !n l In way. 1 sunsost thai
yon have one "important" table
where you and the guest of luwor
and other close fi tends will sit dur
ing the tea. and ou this table, as a
centerpiece, have the container
I for the presents. Itecorate the
1 box attruc.ively with intei estiim
f or i nml l,:iv,. lb.-
ht ide-to he to take tlu-ni fium it.
2. It -is easier to have the re
freshments served at small tables,
and 1 snccest that you plan tor
this. Have hot lea. of course, and
the nci'onipanlnients. and, if ihe
lay is warm, have nn al;enm(lvt;
of fruit punch. Ak the healw.nt
tr. when you order, it he will .-u?
gent tnmething for the -br-a 1 "
course ih;tt is u specialty of t-te
hot-'l: siindwir lies ot svelt prn.ior-tion-i
and ot interestius "makin's."
or eh-'se diciit'is. 'or finio o her
conilniiaittm of crackers and
cheeyo. Then for the riv ee! -course,
linvi' Fl i nch p i.; i v. or
perils fours, or. if you wlsn, sni;.il
cakes arid itn Ice. If you w ish, add
a fruit salad, nccnnipanu-J by spe
cial cream aauce.
3. Yes.
4. Yea, the- eiiest T li n.or would
receive wish the hstfiS.
Slipper for the BntlcvnAid.
DKAK MKS HKKCKM W
I am coinu in he a hi I N-srii.ird
and would like to know If it is j.rV :
per to wear white si i (;. -s ;ih a
tnrniifl gnwn nf a u-tu-.rm ro'or. J
The britlesniHiils are njt oin.t tot
he dressed alike. j
a. i. r. I
pAR better and no. iffectUvj
for ou to have your saifu slip !
dyed to match the ooVjt of
jour Irocir White Iip;eri dtn
Days
More
Of The Big Campaign
CARRYING THE
Ten Reasons
For a Hotzone
for better complexions
for prettier hair
for softer hands
for greater health
for cleaner clothes
for easier shaving
for less work
for economy
for more leisure
for all emergencies
SPECAI
Offer
Special Offer for One Week
See Them at Chapman's Drug Store
WITH EACH
HOTZONE
SELF ACTION GAS
WATER HEATER
$5 DOWN
$10
In Bath
Accessories
Free
With the Purchase cf a HOTZONE WATER HEATER.
3 Taicum Powder
(assorted)
Rubbing Alcohol
1 Rubber Sponge
1 Bath Powder
, 1 Fountain Syringe
1 Hot Water Bottle
1 Witch Hazel
3 Terry Knit Wash
Cloths
1 Bath Brush, Remov
able Handle
Puts a Hotzone
in your home.
Balance
Easy
Payments
See this wonder
Water Heater
NOW!
See the displays in our windows. Look at the special display in the
window of
Chapman's Drug Store
Here are some of the Roseburg users of Automatic Gas
Water Heaters
Hotzonc's installed in Rose
burg this year:
f
Deardorff Apartments
Sanitary Beauty Parlor
, Dr. McNeil
R. G. Baker
City Auto Park
P. J. Hohl
Harris Ellsworth
Ned Dixon
L "I
tJST22r?.,5!
Other Roseburg users of gas
water heaters:
L. J. Barnes
Silver Nook Grill
C. W. Lawson
Miilcr and Callen
M. E. Bridges
Fire Department Club
G. M. Brunncr
Ask for complete list of Rose-
hs burg users.
Ends Saturday, August 31st
Southern Oregon Gas Corporation
340 North Jackson
Insiant Heat
Phone 23S