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S TWO ROSEBURG NEWS-REVIEW, ROSEDL'RG. OREGON. THURSDAY, JANUARY 10. 1929. ROSEBURG NEWS-REVIEW Istusd Daily Except Sunday by The News fteviaw Co., Inc. Hmbr of Turn Mvclatrd I'twmm. Tha Assoc.tttkd fTta la eXciUivIv cntltUJ tu th u fur rDubll cation of all DrH dUpuUbv trttlitrd to it or nwt (rlhtrwiu rUild Hi) tiiia pupwr and tu all local urW juullid hrain Ail n tenia of rvpublUa-j lion wt atievial diiauli- hrin ar nlm rsrvti. ) B. W. BATBi? UUKT O. ItATlCl Entered as second class matter May 17, li20, at the post office at Koseburg, Oregon, under Act of Murcb 2, IH9. ( SUBSCRIPTION RATES (telly. pur jr-iar, by mall--. Daily six months, by mail Daily, thire mouths, by mail l)lly, single month, by mall Dally, by carrier, per Dioolh ROSEBURG, OREGON. THURSDAY, JANUARY 10. 1M9. THE USpS Professor Harry Elmer Barnes of Smith college, ad - dressing the American Association for the Advancement of Science, declares that man, instead of beinf the lord of all creation, is only a "temuorary chemical episode" on an in significant planet Vhich he described as a "celestial juvenile ! and cosmic dwarf. This, says Professor Barnes, is clearly proved by modern science, and because of it we must furnish ourselves with an entirely new- conception of God. This sounds a trifle depressing to those of us who will cling to the .old-fashioned notions about souls, immortality and so on. However, it is only fair to point out that science hasn't proved anywhere near as much as Professor Barnes secxa to think it has. What he is giving us is not the hard-and-fast conclusions of modern science, but his own opinions. Every so often some man of learning surveys the facts and theories which science has produced, drirws his own conclu sions, and announces these conclusions to the world as facts. There is an intolerance and a dogmatism to it as unpleasai'.t as the intolerance and dogmatism of the medieval theology which the scientists so abhrr. For instance: Professor Barnes has evolved in his mind a new conception of man; therefore he demands a new conception of God. Who needi it? Surely not those of us who fail to see eye to eye with him on his new conception of man. And if he is correct, why should any "temporary chemical episode" peed any conception of God at all? His little speech is valuable, how ever. It illustrates antlv the keen, glistening tool called science. For science, while it is There's nuthinodii9uitin' as making us rich pud free, anj is preparing us' for the larger ! 9ln' horn to find the wahin' ma .life to an extent that would not have beep dreamed po j Xn.V. Bible a few decades hro, it also quite capable of cuttinir out ed stuff by hand. of life some of its highest values, and leaving us far worse .'off than we were before. If, just at the moment when it U ! releasing us from countless old shackles and launching us .'mi a new golden agu, science should convince us that we aro ;mere accidents of cosmic chemistry, devoid of souls and iloomed to ai) eternal death after a few brief yean of activ- ity then we should not be beginning a golden age, but an 'age of great darkness. Luckily, however, science isn't do ing anything of the kind. It is presenting us w ith a tra- . rVndous variety of new facts, and to date no one has comc 'lor ward big enough and far-sighted enough to harmonize. ;-.nq interpret them for us properly. Eventually the povt of the new day will arise, just as it has always happened bc fore. Meanwhile, jt might bo well to bear in mind that there is vast difference between the established conclusion.! o science und (he ideas of individual professtrs. English is rapidly discarding its long words and be coming a language of monosyllables, according to Prof. Otto Jespcr.-en of Denmark. British savants, following the na tional custom of blaming every new development on Amer ica, say that it's our fault. Maybe it is; if so, we ought ta be proud of it. Short words make language a flexible, easi'v nmsteitd instrument. Consider some of the jaw-wrenchcrs that other languages contain. In Finland, for instance, a 'r:xifpaer tar company has to advertise itself as a "huopa paperitervakattotervatcldasnsakeyhtio." ,, In Danish the old age pension law is "varemiu'ikcindrogistrcrcngskontrol- kalerne." "Highness," in Russian, Is "vysokoprevoskhodit ulstwo." The abstinence movement in Poland is "wstrzem ;ic7.liwosc." If we are tending more and more to one-syllable words, we may be very glad of it. Evidence of the substantial growth of the News-Re-view is the fact that during the months of November aivl . December of the year just closed 21'i new subscribers, un solicited, have been added to our daily list. In this day and nge there Is no medium as popular as a duily paper. Sub scrilwrj demand quick and accurate service two feature that are Always adhered to bv this miner. No oilier i:iih- in n ...itiw.Minii il-. ..r i compit'icly as tl:c Ncw.i-Hovicv;, family of ro.uU'rs. r!.;-., . : r-1 Thay solvsd th nddiof ths "Question Mark." e'tne iust afer the sH-p f.iried a'tee tts lejj o-'ed. Halveifon, Cap. !. - Kaktr and MjJ. Cat I &pat .... President aud Manager) Hetrttary-TrcjuuriT J I4 0O l.w I l.ot) I .60 1 .60: OP SCIENCE double-edtred nature of trmtistay 'n th ciouds. v . i..- ' wlm-h nccouuU for it.s larjr WHEN QUESTION Taisphoto from Los Lsft to nort, the PPUNE PICICiN'S I "By 13e.nr G.Tfrxc 5 -o -i J gCDD VEK1N fOLKSr The chamber of Commerce banquet Will be held T night and we Hope they don't Serve Portland Bread, Idaho potatoes, Condensed milk, Canned sweet spuds, Calif, prunes, Or upstate ice cream! v PAGE SENATOR EDDY! Just finished readin' a feature "" th' Portland Telegram teliin' about how the Oregon legis lators make wiioopee durin' the legislature by chasm' wild winv men, guzzlin' likker and ptayin poker. How can they do it on three bucks a day! Poc Hoover dropped in the sane eMion the days 25 years ago when he was actin' as cbief executive of Poscy viile. At that time Indians, attired in high red boots, .purs and two guns strapped en 'em,, would at tend the meetin'e and flourisn their fists under the snoots of the City Dade. Doe said that in those days the pleece force had to bo rnnnhn.r I,. In r rrm uiith Ih. .,.,,1 . tinn M. a.irf Inil tha InHi.n. I would ride their muetange up ftu the bars after the council meettn's I and order redeye fer the crowd. I Yep. that last council meetin' proves that history eometimes re I peats itself. w The Question Mark plane la go. Inf to Washington D. C. now. Wny not take congress up fer a month's Tha Droaram committea of tha e. of c. banquet t'night have ar-1 ranged to have Bill Whipple play j hie harmonica durin the soup I course. I I The local gawlf puttin' astn. met this p. m. In the lobby of the Ump. j hotel and made some wunnaftl scores. ' LAFF PERKINS SLZ "Great weather for sittin' around a fireplace. Do You Know Your Own County? Intrrrtln bit. nl Itifurmallffn rn''rnlii. (tit .iriirln i.f nam.. Mp, mrnitrMp.lr IlipdWark. I. - lluMulu. Itiumr. TODAY: RABBIT EARS : JklHle-riul In ttiia lr Alm-tl frmi Cm r "i r--K"i. (Jt oKi kpK.C Arthur.) Nmiteii." by al UAHIUT i: US Then, uu p.'tuMrii toflttt aro iu tlif inuuntiiind wrst of ttOKUf rivr ltoiiie OaUT lake. Tim In dian name was KalUfoiiox. according to the hitdorian, Will li. Steel. Two lorest rangers. W I Ilium E. White anj Mi' I v In K. ljiwton climbed one of them in HM? and bu.lt a ca bin on It rt Riininiit. A kiiohui noa r by Ih I i a n M i ea r c i if k. ltKKhKI'OHT. This lon was nani'Ml In honor of Al fred W. Kri. a pionrrr rri ileiit of thtfWt-aiern part of llio county. Th' narm watt first niM'ti'-d nhntit I:mmi m. hen the tnvuisite hum iltt'd. The pont orn.-p was culublUhfd July 17, 1112. CURRY PIONEER DIE POUT OKKOUI). (He. Jrn. 10 Mrs. A lift- liuktli'". a itioiii'cr ol i 'iirv ciiuiily. illnl at Itatidon hi xU. Site wan a daughter of Pat i iik lliuht'.t. whu e.Ubii.hed Ihu will Known HuuIh'.h c-iittte hi tiie mum li ol Lie Sixrs riei. MARK LANDED Angtitt shewa tha arew of th army a recent-tsreaiiing n4urnci men art: fcegt. Key Hooe, Lieut. Kiwocd Quttada, Litut, M. A. ROSEBURG NEWS-REVIEW POEM FOR THE DAY tfr LOUI9 ALBERT BANKS THE LINDBERGH Ccxsie W. Palm in Forward "When Colonel Lindbeieh Paris, he was equipped with a plane that had a wing spread of forty-si feet and a Wright whirlwind nine-cylinder motor. An earth induction comptM told him in which he was Hying. Inventors and scientists labored many ! months on devices that were carried in his plane. On that memoiable May day when he landed at Le Bourget, the Paris ; airport, with a throng of cheering thousands to greet him. he had covered something like 3600 miles without a stop. He had 1 made a record for human beings in air navigation, j "When a cooperator of the Biological Survey banded, on i July iL, IVJ, at rvd island, arctic tern, not many aays old. mere was probaoiy no indication the same power or 1 light as the spirit or St. Louis. Alter the aluminum band was placed on the bird, it was given its free dom, and the record of banding was completed. On October I, 1927. M. Robert Prod us r found the bird dead at La Roc he He, Charente-lnferieure. France. It is. of course, not known what a tksa lrn le-ii-alr s ftw law vrir-Ar k f-ifiint ilf K.T nrl t ncr Kill lin. aided by chart or compass to skies, it flew at least 4200 miles to the shores of France. Thus, iust as Colonel Lin d berth is the world's champion aviator, so I nan you cnampion, rcuc tern, , For even Lindbergh had to learn. But you were to the purple born , , And would royal court adorn; 'Gainst Lindberih's whirlwind motor art You staked your gallant little heart; 'Gainst all the wisdom science brings You staked your tiny, fragile wings. Charles Lindbergh had his compass grand And chart describing sea and land; He had of gas swelling flood; You had a gill of rich red blood; He had man's centuries of gain; You but the instinct in your brain; He had a science-guided trail ; You faced alone the stormy gale. I would rpt write brave Lindbergh down I would not even on him frown; He is a gallant, hero boy, e Has thrilled the whole wide world with joy. But when I ace your dainty wing, 1 cannot help your courage sing. And marvel at your wit adroit . That compassed you.' immense exploit. You soar far up above the mass 1 think you're in the Lindbergh class; You both have dared the storms and clouds. And though he won the greatest crowds, Your daring heart was just as brave In scaling o'er the threatening wave; And though the world has crowned his head. You've proved tha?ou're a thoroughbred. II TITLED Fi Ulh.lfiH, ( (wcviat"i Vrrm irr I PA HIS, Jan lit -Countf f8 Pierre do Jumilhac, the former Conntau t'onlidtie, l'j(Um he i ret a, lian a;t pliid lor a divorce. The. couutenal is oue of the ntoitt ttromiuent racei (hoiao owners in ranee and thej count s family i one 01 tne mojt notable In the French aristocrary. j iN'tails of the application have been kept a aecret. IIOSTON. Jan. 10. The former ! ( oiiHtanc' Coolidue, who has filed j suit in Paris against Count Pierre ! de Juuiilhai . la th daughter oC ; liaiid Coolidue. landeaio artist. formerly of tins city but now of Santa liarbaia, Calif, I ti.. hi.... 1 f Her mairluKf to whs her spcond. hen sne wan 17 ci.Rnw-vr. vears old she aerompanled her f 1T6 permits Issued, the re tnther to Germany where, while he1 IW bowi that these call for only w as engaged In painting, she went J horsepower In power devel- to Pa-is and wcreilv married Fay! opnitit. and that they allow water Athermn. then at'arhe.1 to the ' dixerslon for 19T.S09 acres. The Anierlran embassy, loiter they w-nt to Peking when Athorton was trunsK-neii to the legation there. Some Iimic later, she return 1 to this city and It became known thul fXff. 1 1 ! OF THE BIROS says: started on bit famous flight to at a stance the exact direction lurnevick Bay, Labrador, a young with band Number 4i656, that this baby bird would have mark the way through trackless she had obtained a divorce in China from Athorton. Her marrlane to Ie Jumilhac oc curred In Paris on October 11. l!24. The count came into public t nol ice nereral years before this This measure mav be adopted when he assaulted Oorges Anque- for pbllc safety and enforced by til. a French Journalist, who had pollcsT power. Whore signs and bill asserted that De Jumilhac had won boards destroy beautv and obscure thousands from Hugh C. Wallac,i scenery U Is not certain that even then American ambassador to ! France FOR IRRIGATION ( Asttnritd I'rnm atrtl irr 8AI.KM, Ore.. Jan. 10. Irrlga ; lion raiher than power develop ment has been ihe main purpose of : water appropriation in Oi-goa dur-1 Ing the last two years, says the bi- fnnil rnrt el I hia I iitwr afulo' largest permit was tor tne uwynee project which will irrigate about 1 27.00) acres at a coat of about f M.ftrtrt.Aoo The const met ion of HI dams, storing 7",Jt7 acre feet, i contemplated. The report shows the progress of adjudication proceedings start ed bWore tht slate engineer on 1 river systems, and that water rights now being adjndirated In clude those on the John Day river. Walla Walla river. Cow creek. Wood. Illinois and Imnaha rlvtus. Involving the rights of over !0.on acres of land. T'te rrport shows a steady drt velopment of water power dnrl the last a years. In 1V the total hydro electric development In the -'a' wts on'y 7".oo1 horsrower. In 1915 It had lnrread to 1?.V'V jtit iHifi to Zlt.ooo and in 192 to i ruder the present law th state ' eneineer is required lo approve all I apnlfrat ions for permits to apiiro l ptiaie water when made In proper I form. He recommends an amend I meut that will allow the state to J deny applications for the construe ' tlon of dams or the appropriation j of water that will interfere wttb ' the hlghcM development of wa'er 1 rennurreii or nnnet-eiisarlty destroy 1 llb life nr Ihe scenic or m-rca f tlon ai value of the rivers i I NOTICE TO OOO OWNERS Persons owning or having charse of any doe or Kts wnhin the nr burg sin jorste hmlia of Ihe City of Kore an pay eiiBual ih-ease f- of for ea b male and ' ftr male doe. Said license feo i dur on or before January lit b I ! Mrenx may uow be wh uiih) at !Cltv Hall. . j j A. J. CtPPLr. lUcvni-r. I 4TORY BY The Tlnles all were ou thy chute, and theo the dwarf began to hoot. "Ha, hat" he laughed. "I've licked you now. Just wait until you see. You'll soon be sorry that you tried your luck at litliOE down cur slide. When vou all reach the bottom, my, how fuu- ny you will bo " "1 wonder what he moans by that," cried Hcouty. "Whoops! There goes my hut." And sure enough, his Jial went flying lightly through the air. It floated 'round J to y, han(j ..Vou re lucky." shouted Coppy. "That sure save me quite a scare. "I thought your hat va3 cone, for good.. You didn't hang on like you should. Now, let's all be real careful and we muy come out all riKht. Tills slide that we are on goes far. It makes rue wonder hder, we are. 1 eannol see tli end of It. It curves right out of siRht." On, on they slid, and very fast. "Say, Just how long will this ride' last?'1 said Clowtiy. 'I am wi ting tired of whining through the breeze. 1 wish that we would reach the end. .U-ok out! Here conies another bend." And, as they whirled around it threw poor Clowny to his knees. "Hey, this is getting bad," said he. "I wish that I could iust jump free of all this crazy sliding, but I rusks I'd rather stick." And then be looked far. far ahead, and In a shrill vole, loudly said, "A bow l of white's ahead of us. The dwarf has pulled a trick." What Clowny saw was not a dream, but just a bowl of thick whipped cream. "My goodness," shouted Carpy, ""I was sure thia trip was rash." And then each one STATE PRESS COMMENT . TO ABATE BILLBOARDS State Highway Commlssioue Robert W. Sawyer says two an billboard measures will be submit-j ten to tne legislature. These are: To prohibit the use along the highways by other than the high-1 way department o all words of warning or caution or direction, such as "Stop," "Slow Down." "Turn," and so forth. These words are often now used for advertising, j as -inp ror tuns narberue." "Slow Down snd Come In to Eat," "Warning, Last Chance for Gas," and so on. To prohibit the erertinn of hill boards on private proierty along the highways within Slid feet of a railroad crosnlng, an Intersecting road or a curve of more than a certain radint me consuiuuonai power exists to I ban them. Rut safety Is a matter which, while the public, as fndi 1 vldualft. neglects it, ha been I recognized In fiindamentHl law. And after the leginlature has legislated to the extent of Its au thority on billboard, there is something more to do. That la lo regulate. If possible, in the Inter est of good U.nte In advertising, so that billboards may be conrin?d to those which do not deface beauty or reduce the buyer-demand for tne articles advertised. Portland Journal. DR. NERB AS OENTIST Palnleee Eitreotlew Gee When Deeire Pyorrhea Treated Phone 4U Masonic Bids. OUT OUR WAY 5fP ! I LPT A FEU7 BUT VAOVsl ,m GOOD MM A GOT KJEf?viP ' cr , ivo -Tj'. i -r,u o. S i I I7?CSL: - .,iL . ! 1 i - Cte e mu c HAL COCHRAN - - PICTURES ' sen- u a -t. orr. - ii "it V" ' READ THE STORY, THEN COLOR THE PICTURE be pan to scream. Their slide led right up to the cream. In just a moment they all landed in It with SIDE GLANCES HJMgWO S)it SY mi trovee MC I tau s.eAT.ofr. "Z'ZZ "Oh, I think he's terribly handsome. Didn't you see him in 'Tropical Love'?" ' Harry Siegel of tl-.ls city left Mrs. j. o. Kifert. formerly of last night for Lebanon an-1 will I this city, returnrfl las! evening to siK'nd the next three or four dn her home In Aib.;ny sfter sjienil vlKltiug thero and looking uluring a few dnys In this city vlsitias Interests. i wt, vrs l.e,ie Hmfleld. BY KN1CK I a splash. (The Tinymites meet some hun gry cats In the irext story.) By George Clark By Williams w.