FOUR ROSEBURG NEWS-REVIEW,. ROSEBURG, ORECON, MONDAY, MAY 21, 1928.
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R08EBURQ, OREGON, MAY 21, 1928.
FRATEltNALISTS, WELCOME!
For the second time in twelve years. Odd Fellows and
Iiubeknhs of Oregon lire holding their annual convention in
Roseburg. That they are most welcome visitors is attested
on every hand ; the weather, always a factor in the success
of such an occasion, is all that could bo desired, and our citi
zens will not be lacking in its traditional hospitality. That
Roseburg has been chosen a second time for the convention
of these fraternalists is evidence of itself that they were
pleased with the reception accorded them on the first visit.
That they will be equally as well pleased on the present oc
casion and plan to be with us again some future year may
be considered certain. Delegates here to attend the con
vention represent approximately fifty thousand Oregon
men and women, one member for every seventeen of the
state's population. Throughout the civilized portions of the
world, the organization can boast of about 2,600,000 mem
bers. It is now ill its 109th year of American origin as an
independent descendant of an English fraternity. Jnchld-
ingjn its membership the foremost citizens of useful walks
of ife, the order is a leading factor in social and benevo
lent work, based on devoted brotherhood and womanhood.
Its principles are better summarized thus in the annual re
porliof the grand sire and commander-in-chief at the annual
convention in 1927: , 1 -
J "Wo teach the, relief of distress, the elevation of char
acter and the promotion of all those attributes in man that
make for better living and' greater service to humanity. We
profess Id "war against selfishness and vice in all its forms;,
wo;teach' that all men are. brothers, children of I the corn
mop ; Father, each fraternally interested in the .welfare of
evefy other and concerned in every caso of need and dis
tress;." ; . y ' i i ' ! '
JltoSeburg takes pleasure in extending the hand of fel
lowship to the visiting subscribers to such a noble creed, a
pleasure equalled only .by the pride felt , in, the numbering of
a flourishing unit of the' great international order on the
list of its own homo fraternities. I ' ' . .' i ; ; t ' , .. t .
" , ' O . r
CURBING SALMON FIRACY
Jin un effort to halt Hlugal salmon fishing in the Nortl
UntiJqua river, thq Douglas County Sportsmen's .association
luuf iiskod the state game commission to establish a patrol
on tho stream. If this is the only remedy for the.situation,
let's have it. If the salmon arc worthy of protection and
conservation and practically all of ns agree that they are
protection should be given1 before they become any scarcer.
It is no reflection upon the competency of local wardens
and other authorities that they have been unable to stop all
poaching and other, forms of salmon law violations' , The
involved territory is- far too large to bo effectively watched
day and night by two of three man, and it is a notorious
fact that tho organized 7.igilapce of thei violators .baffles all
efforts at detection by means of tho limited resources at
hand. The recent blasting, of tho-fish ladder at the j Win
chester dam and the subsequent destitution of i boat be
longing to a local warden were simply additions to a long
list of deeds emphasizing the utter contempt in which statu-
lory regulations mid property
pirates. How much longer tiro
tho law? Others of their ilk for years infested the salmon
waters of the Willamette, Clackamas and other rivers in the
state until effective patrols, net oiilmiglements and stil'f
penalties brought their depredations to a halt. As much
Bliould be done, if necessary, to curb piracy on the Umpiiua.
The popular will is in favor of it.
FORD'S ATLANTIC
AIR LINE STARTS
i SOON. STOUT SAYS
" (ftiwoHiilwl Vrm lniit Win)
SAN .''KANOINIM), Mny 21. Till'
Kxinnlnoi' Indiiy quoted Wtlllnm it.
Si out, bond nf tho nli-plnno illvl
Hlm nf tho Kotd Motor cnnipnny,
ns suyliiR a trans Atlantic' air line
having tho tacking of I'nrd Inlor
COMING EVENTS IN ROSEBURG
,! Cut out this list of dates of outstanding events for
t!ie year and keep it in your pocket for handy reference.
MVnlch for changes and additional announcements ns they
piny bo arranged.
Primary Election
Slate Convention of Business
Professional Women's Clubs
I. O. O. F. Grand Lodge
Strawberry Cnrtiival
Southern Oregon Conference County Agents. .....May 26
Umpqun Academy Reunion June 2
Annual Free Salmon B;ikc by Douglas
County Sportsmen's and Game Protective Assn June 3
Federal Land Bank Convention June 23
State Convention of G. A. R.
and V. R. C. June 27-28-29.
Epworth League Institute on Litllo River site ...July 9-16
State P. T. A. Convention October (no dale set)
Knights of Pythia? Convention. Dist. No. 5 Sept. 22
Fall Meeting Presbytery of Southern Oregon ..Oct. 23-24
Nntionnl Election November 6
State Horticultural Mceling Dec. 12-13-14
..'i 'residual and Manager
Secretary-Treasurer
r .
,
.(4.00
8.00
.. 1.00
.60
.50
rights ure hold by tho river I
they to be allowed to flout
iosl" w""1'1 1,0 i"" lnl" p,'
I Tho project was 'XHM'.(t'd by
SHmt. In lm In thn oxiK-rlmorilnl
hIuh fur a year,, tlurinn which
planoH would ho nporatoil iutows
llm coimliy tihnut nni-o a wonk.
Ily noxl. Himimor hn oxportod to boo
dally to'i-vico Inaumutitod.
Knt barbecuo snndwlclmn and
livu forovor. . Ilmnd'a 11 out! Statid
'.
and
May 18
May 18-19-20
..May 21-22-23-24
May 24-25-26
PPUME
PICKING
Ve're not an
Odd Feller
Nor Rebekah
But after seeln'
Wotta great time
They're havin'
We kind wish
That we knew
Their mystic
Handshake!
Visitors, we're dern glad to wel
come you to the garden city of
the Umpqua Valley. Sniff our roses
and eat our berries and you'll
know this is 'the true Utopia of
the coast.
Saw a lodge feller today with
plume In his hat and we'll bet he I
swiped It off'n his wife's Easter
bonnet.
Chief of Pleece Vaughn Is dern
sore. Up to today he had the nift
iest lookin' uniform In the village
but since these Canton fellers
drove In he looks like a buck pvt.
in the rear ranks.
Go right ahead, folks, and tear
ol' Poseville to bits and throw it
in our face. The town is yours and
the pleece dept. is out of order.
These Rebekah gals are - dern
splffy. We doubt if the local
bachelors can keep pace with 'em
as the ellgibleB have just had a
strenuous week tryin' to look
pleasant fer the business and pro
fessional wlmmen.
'.,
But as -wo said before
WE'RE GLAD YOU'RE HERE
And if there's anything you want
to make your stay more pleasant,
just whistle and we'll break our
neck to get It. .
LAFE pERKINS SEZ-
"Somo. fellers Home to a convert-1
tion to cut up and others have
wives who come along as' Re
bekahs." H
Today
fContlniied fronj paga 1.)
Chrysler expects to make thi
world sit up, with his new cor,
the '"Desoto." Florida will like
that natne. -
General motors, in July will
produce a new Duick, for which
you are politely requested to
wait. . Mr. Knuclsen, president
of general motors' Chevrolet
says that car is sellinc; one hun
dred and thirty odd thousand
cars a month.
The young Ford factory dri
ver, shooting you throuch traf
fic in a new Ford model A,
shows you that tho car can do
forty miles an hour in second
speed, and believing that three
negatives make an effective af
firmative says: ,
"In the beginning every
body tried to get nwny faster
than tins car, to show it up,
But they don't never nobody
try to do that now. They just
give you the road. saying
which, he risked your life, once
more, scooting between ' two
heavy trucks.
Carry a cheerful thought to
Sunday morning. This country
is rcnlly rich, plenty of oppor
tunity to make up for nnything
that may have happened to you
in Wall street, in the last day
or two.
Slocks listed on the big ex
change were worth, at yester
day's market price, rend cure
fully the pleasant figures, fifty
four billion eight hundred and
eighteen millions nine hundred
nnd twenty-five thousnd, eight
hundred nnd sixty dollars.
And that docs not include
stocks listed on the curb ex
change, or not listed nnywhere,
or the gigantic wealth outside
of corporations.
Brokers loans, not quite five
billions arc less than nine per
cent of the big exchange slock
values. How foolish to make a
fuss about those loans.
But don't gamble.
FRANK T. JOHNS
DIES IN FUTILE
RESCUE EFFORT
fContlmiPil from pa t.)
Foh. 2:1. ISS!). ami Hm-atoil (n tho
imhlic Hihools thorp. Ills family
innvod li tho wost ft lid ho attoml
id hiyh school In Spokatio. Wash.
John boon mo ttor rotary of (ho
Socialist I-ahor mrty in lit 20, hav
Inil t;isi hirt imlltlrit! fortune with
Ihcni fivo years hofoto iiml In l!'-l
1VH8 nouilnatoi! for iicltio!it. nf tho
DR.
NERBAS
DENTIST
Pslnless Extraction
Gat When DesireH
Pyorrhea Treated
Phono 4SS Masonic Bids.
OUR -AMERICAN BIRDS
Popular Home Lessons in Natural history
THE BIRD OF THE WEEK
(BY LOUIS ALBERT BANKS)
(Cut put tills block each week ami you will soon burs un Interesting
bird book of your own.)
THE PHALAROPE
Iiy LOUIS ALHERT BANKS
Of the three phalaropes inhabit
ing Hio United Slates, the Wilson
variety 1h the only one peculiar to
tliis country. Their range extends
across the entire land from the At
lantic to the Pacific, and id much
more common in the interior than
on the coast. They breed from
northern Illinois and Utah north
ward, "and winter lit Hrazil und
Patagonia. Its habitH are most in
teresting. It feeds in shallow water
either by wading or swimming.
it la a case of complete reversal
from most birds. In the fact that
the phularope females are far the
handsomer, and are larger than1
the mules. That is a characteristic
of the species. .Mrs. Plmlarope
seems to have nothing to do about
producing the young, except to lay
the eggs In a neal. Her very mod
estly attired husband builds with
out any help from her. The hund
some female lays the e'-tgs, and
then, figuratively speaking, she
washes her hands of the whole
mutter, for she leaves her husband
to attend to the Betting and to
hatch out tho eggs and rear the
young. The ladies flock together
and go clear off, feeding on wot
meadows and mud flats, and get
very fat, and are not even lnlro-
dueed to their own children until
It is time to migrate to South i
America, It is the feminist movo-l
ment carried to the Until. The I
puaiarope is nine incites lon.r, wlin
very graceful form. The hand
some female Is of a grayish and
white color, with a broad black
stripe through the eye and down
the side of the neck, where it
f"u"7 " inn
chestnut color; bill is long and;
Bl.ender. The bird is not often Been!
on water but it Is a good swimmer, j
The male Is a modest drab. They I
nest on tho ground In the grass on!
tho edge of a marsh or pond. Thoyj
United Slates ill tho- Socialist-La
bor convention in New York City.
since his graduation from high
school he had been a farmer,
tinslfll elerlr luftnr invrlnr ohtn
I builder, shoemaker, day laborer
land a carpenter, tho trade In
I which ho was rtfgUtered at his
death. , '
Ho made a speaking lour of the
country In behalf of his candidacy
in 1!I24 and attracted some atton
tlon by challenging tho late Sena
tor Robert M. LnFolletto, Sr.,
who was running on a third party
ticket to debates.
ODD FELLOWS POUR
IN FOR STATE MEET
(Continued from page 1.)
tloiis again wont Into official con
clave. Tho ceremony connected with
tho eonrpiTinK of tho (Iorioo " of
chivalry at the armory at 4 o'clock
IIiIb afternoon was announced
an event open to the puhlic.
At (i:00 p. m. will ho held the
haiupiet for the military order at.
the M. K. (march, and at 8 o clock!
the Patriarchs Militant degree will
he conferred at tho Armory
tol-j
lowed by a military hall
laosday is to be a big day in was Knocked unconscious, not com
tho convention, being given over ing to his Benses until Sunday, and
to the meetings of tho Grand Kn-1 was badly bruised and cut wilh
canipment, which will hold forth barbed wire. Haldeoii, his brother,
at the I. O. O. h hall and tho lie- was unconscious for a short timo
beknh Assembly, which meets at , and received minor bruises and
the Armory. Kach of these orders scratches. The Schartner boy was
will meet mornings, afternoons scratched and Hay Prowell bad a
and evenings in remilar sessions, j badly tacenated right hand. The
The encampment will have a ban- three latter wore dismissed yes
miet for past presidents at fi p. in. terdny Mom the hospital, but the
The opening session of thn Ite-j other young man will not be able
heltah assembly tomorrow morn- to return homo lor another day or
ug iu v o ejocn, win ne panne, mil
after the opening ceremony all
persons, othor than members, will
be excluded.
Tuesday night will he the grand
reception, tho program for which
Is as follows:
Music Orchestra
Salute the Flag
Welcome :
In behalf of ("ily
Mayor (Jen. I
In llehalf of I. O. t). ..
V. T. .larkson.
In behair of Uebekiths
TMytho Kelley.
Houck '
M.
Pres.
In behair of Chnmb
meroc Col. 11
Mnnic
nf Coin. I'
A. Cnuniluv
Qunrlette
June Kchuei'ker
I'llci'lm's Chorus from
(in
(b)
" Tunnhiiuser" Wucncr '"'res win ne in operation each day
Malta- l.ee Tavlor. soprano; ;aml "''enlni; cltulnR the week,
tlrai e Wlckliam Drets. eon ; ArranKemehts aro also behiR
tralto; Walter Fisher, ten- lna,lB l,v 1'nipq.ua Squaws for
or; Chan. S. McKlhiiiny, rawheiry hooths on the main
haiilnne; Mis. tlrant lis- streets where strawberries and
home, accompanist ; Kisle ''r',,m wln ,,! 'ived nil day.
Cai'lelon StnuiK, director. , , Tl'n Howet; show, sponsored by
ltespmises: 'l,IP "omens club, will be held In
Grand Master . .. 1,. I) l'oi terill,c 1,011 '"'"dlnu, opposite the Ant-
I'reshlent KHu Y. Sanderson lor8 Theatre, and the strawberry
C.rand Patriarch Jesse T. Jones llisnl".v '" ""'! In tho Mc-
IMtrlnrrlM Militant --Uiia. lien. K''""' '""h' ""d Haldwin store.
V. V.. Wnilswonh. Dept. coun i
ell President, und Col. Hotly
.Ii'an lluike. rn'.oldent ot the:
Ladles' Auxillaiy. -
Music Women's Trio
(ill "Iiy Ihe Witters ot Mlnne. i
tonka" ....l.leuranee'
lb) "Slave Moan" ..... Del liken.
Mattle l.ee Taylor, first so-:
prano: Gertrude Wlckhnni
K hipple, secolltl soprano; i
tiraee Wickham Deets, eon
trallo; .Mrs. lirant Osborne,'
aeeompanist : Klsle Carle-;
ton Strung, dliertor.
itone solo Parks Schneider
Orrhcstra
lirand March
Led by I. I). I
ler; Ktta Y.
oeiecieu
i
orler. C.rand Mas-
Sanderson ami
other lltand IKiicers.
Dance
i Loganberry punch served
j twelve ouns ladies.
have three or (our greenish buff
Cgs with black markings.
The Lady Goes Ahead
(Hy I.ouls Albert Hanks)
Ah, handsome lady plmlarope.
You know qultu well Just how to
grope
Vi 1th all these modem things of
sex '
So many ladles find to vex.
You dress yourself Ilka heliotrope,
(let overalls for phalarope.
You know I hat ladies am tho best,
Let .water uuiiu your fancy nest
You make your lovo and lay your
eggs.
And then go off on pretty legs.,
Lit Mister do the-setting stunt
That's what he's for to bear the
brunt:
You Join the other happy girls
Who sport in colors bright, anil
curls; '
When you come back It's time to
go,
To tiy off south to Mexico.
You let tho Mister raise tho
And feed them worms and
squids;
He dig,! around in overalls
While you are off ut pluyi
kids,
funny
and
nana;
I'nlll It's time to fly off south
Yuu never show your pretty
mouth;
And then you lead, you pampered
it
Let I'halarope brlnx up the rear.
If ever I should be n bird
And have my wishes kindly heard,
I then will aRk. nni fnmlli' lw.,i
io no a iauy. pnaiaropo.
Yen aro the brightest of your kind'
You have the philosophic mind- '
You aro the bird that knows your
rights,
You have' your way in all your
flights.
IT
T
Pour. Dlllard boys, Alvin and
Ilaldean Huhhard, Harvey Schart
n,er nnd Kay Prowell, enroute to
Itosebui'g from the Wigwam Tav
ern Saturday night, wero in nil'
auto accident near Shady Point I
which resulted with injuries of a
minor nature to threw of tho
youths and more solicits injuries
to Alvin Hubbard.
Tho hoys were taken to Mercy
ho.spital immediately following the
wreck. They" were enroute here
following the dunce at the tavern
and In passing n truck driven by
llay Davenport, the accident oc
curred, the machine in which the
hoys were rhiin:- going into
the
AI-
ditch, completely turning over
via Huh hard was wedged under
'I4llllrl UUII1II Ul 1II1U
so. n is iiaciy tnat an X-ray will
be taken to make sure that he has
no broken hones.
PARADE CHIEFS
AND SQUAWS TO
OPEN CARNIVAL
It'ontinueu' from unite 1.)
Hhe drawing is to Inke place for
Ihe nutninnliile.
Carnival Shows Here
The Kline Carnival Shows urrly-
U las' nllilit mill the crew went to
work immediately urn Ink un Ihu
nnw s and riding dnvle.es at llm
Cnlhollo properly on Knno and
jWashhiKton streets. These feu-
.... n'.'"r ro."P comma
The I in Miiun chiefs received
message this nioruing Rtatliig that
In Hnselu.ig on Suturdiiy witli n
(he Medford Ciulerlans ure to be
large delegation ot (heir member
ship, nrrnnipnnird by Ihe Modrnrd
Post American Legion drum
corps.
The Crnterians were deliL-hted
hy (lie interest shown by Ilose
hurg in' (tie Meilford .luldlee re
eenlly and me reiurnlng (he visit
hy bringing a targe number ot
their members hero for th straw
berry carnival.
Ihe American Legion drum
corps nt Medford Is one of the
finest In the stale and will put on
an exhibition here in" ronneellon
with the visit of the Crnterians
The I'miKiun Chiefs nre making'
previrntl(ius for the reception ot:
the visitors and expect to showj
them a tine time w hile iu this city. 1
IT
111
sicer & lui
' "Come on." yelled Coppy, with a
grin. "No loafing now. We'll all
turn in and soon we'll have this
lumber stacked alun.? the water's
shore. We will not stop until
we're through. At first there was a
lot to do, but we have finished
part of it, and there is not much
more."
"You're doing fine," the woods
man said. He placed a plank upon
his head and shouted, "Watch me
curry this. I'll bet it will uol lull."
The Tlnies thought hira very
strong, and watched him slowly
walk along. He reached the shore
and shouted, "See, it wasn't hard
at all."
The same thing Clowny thought
he'd try, but couldn't lilt a board
that high. The woodsman laughed
and watched him. Then he broke
out in a smile. "1 guess tha' you're
too small," suld he. "Of c'jurse, if
you were big, like me, 'ti likely
you could do it. You may ,irov up.
after while."
Just then they heard a weak
voico cry, "Hello, there, ...uter
Woodsman, 1 have something' i.l'e
that you will like. It really Is a
treat." A pretty girl came towards
the bunch. The woodsman said,
"Ah, lliat's my lunch." And. sure
enough, tho little girl had brought
some food to eat.
"We'll have a banquet now," he
cried. She Bet a basket by his side
und asked, "Who are your little
friends? I'd like to meet them all."
"Why, they are little Tinymltcs,
and they are here to see the
sights," the woodsman said., When
Clowhy bowed, he almost took a
full. .
They soon decided they would
eat upon a tree trunk, sawed 'off
neat. The food was shortly spread
out and the bunch sat down to
dine. Nice sandwiches and bits of
meat, and cake with frosting, oil,
so sweet, were taken from the bas-
LANE AND BENTON
COUNTIES COMBED
FOR TWO LOOTERS
EUCiENL Ore., May 21. A
Pohbq ot men from Monroe and
Corvallis was out searching all day
Sunday for two men who robbed
the A. Wiihelm and Sons store .at
Monroe and the Southern Pacltic
tool house there about 3:30 o'clock
Sunday morning.
Discovered Just as they were
working at the store's safe, the two
began shooting, dashed to one of
the two automobiles they had and
escaped Into tho nearby woods.
They left a large amount of
plunder in a touring car outside
ttie a tore that was identified and
restored to the owners.
Mrs. Cash Martin, who Uvea
across tho street from the store,
saw tho men leaving with , their
loot, and notified the telephone
girl, who in turn immediately
phoned the men of the town. The
two robbers were surrounded but
dodged oat between their would do
captors. Deputy Sheriff Carpenier
shot at one of the fleeing robbers,
but could not tell if he hit him.
CARD OF THANKS
We wish to express our thanks
to tho many kind friends Tor their
help and sympathy during our re
cent bereavement.
MARIA KWKN'S
HARVEY R. KWKNS
F. (IRA HAM rJWKiNS
RL'IJY M. IK) YD
lixpi-ess your esteem to I. O. O.
F. visitors and friends by giving
them flowers from the Fern.
FIRE AT COMSTOCK
A very serious firo occurred last
nlltht at Comstoek, where a ser
vice station, garage and haru wore
destroyed. The buildings were
close to tho hff;hway and traffic
was held up for about two hours
while Ihe firo was In progress.
OUT OUR WAY
Ssd MVJM'T'. AGO,
MisrT OEfFsoKs Art
WAS SO VOX ArA -ft OO,
AV LAID DOMN FO
SUM
to u s iiT orr ,
coatsAM pictures ft
nud & v .ir i . 'i
READ THE STORY, THEN COLOR THE PICTURE
kct.
fine!
Scouty shouted, "This is.
. ' '
(The Tinymltcs start bulldi ngl
SIDE GLANCES
O 1928. BY NM SC.VICC. IMC.
"Keep your eye on the spedometer, I don't want to hike any farthor
than the doctor ordered.'.'
DOVAJM
KK3CK
something In
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the next story.)
1!)2S, NBA Servico,
Inc.)
By George Clark
By Williams
OiMC,
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