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ROSEBURG. NEWS REVIEW. WEDNESDAY. OCTOBER 26. 1927
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B. W. BATKfti.ii.L
BEICT G. UATKH.'..
Entered us second class mutter Alay 17, 11(2.1, at Ihe post office at
,. HosehurK, Oregon, under Act uf March 2. JX71.
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ROSEBURG, OREGON,
CONDITIONS IN
t .;; Autumn expansion lo inid-Oclolxir lia.s been less tluui
vhis (.'"peeled mid lu.ss than iiionnal, if comparison be mad'J
with the corresponding .seasons of the last three years. Yet
trade is in fair volume and a critical consideration of Him
underlying factors which determine the course of business
fails to disclose any cause for lack of confidence in the out
look, is the statement issued by the National Bank of Coin
nirjl'ce, of .New York City.; , .'. .
.", Although the unusually warm, open autumn has tended
lo;)io!d back demand for goods for cold weather needs, re
tijjl trade as 'a whole is good. Kmploymenl is less full than
airtnid-October, li)2H, and payrolls Mwicwhiit lower, but con
ditions in this regard can not be regarded as seasonally un
satisfactory. Kven allowing for a good deal of exaggera
tion in some quarters as to the gains made by agriculture,
tliiJ farming industry as a whole is jirobably better off than
at;iiny time since 1920. Our export trade is excellent,
wliyther measured in dollar values or in physical units of
leading commodities which we market abroad. liuilding and
fciistructioii:coiitinue at high levels, declines in residential
tijiU oommercial building being approximately offset by a.
largo volume of road building, public utility expansion and
similar activities. -. , I
T . I . I ( ! ' 1 : ' I ;'' 1 I t : '
'!' The impression that business is not so, good as it ought
tj,le. or at Ii'apl as tt Was hoped l would be, seems to or-Whc
iglliate from two' sets of Wrc'urnst'ancos. First' of these 'is'
the fact that 'two imiior induslrioH. iii'imolv. iron 'jind s e-l
r "
a:.Cl the automobile manufacture, are in a definitely loss
satisfactory condition that they have btvn for a good while.
The other condition which has adversely affected business
ffoiitlmcnt is the stoadv narrowmir of nrofils in manv lines of
business, as a r&jtdt iil' coniniHitioii.; (t'li.erc is notliiiiK Hc.W i !
ii 'lliis. 11 is a process clearly
lyl'j and it is absolutely healthy, for it puts a premium on
efficiency and C(rresi)()n(linly ppnijM-,e.siuufif concerns... , ,
j;; What, Wllfjintfl 9) !1JM jif mfM l J'te tffltys a(J..Htj
mt-iils nlwJiOT, pvi)u?i vvmo. pomewTt'. . Uliose .who.soo' thu f
diulncss in steel and automobiles are inclined to overlook
it fact that the lire industry,
manufactures lire enjoying better business than they have
fpvXh'i'S time, while rayoujind piart-v-iJ.'-thfl cheniical, indus
tries i'ontintio'tDib'e liiRhJy.p'nmpt'rous. - Activity has shifted.
JrOll HIKI Steel ItlKI luiromooiies
there s no reason to believe
durtiUon.. ' . . 't' ' .' , ' .
.1 Korrowiiifs for crop-movlno; and for industrial and
coniinerciiil purposes. .definitely seasonal in character have
expanded in accordance with their usual course. There are
some 'indications that' autumn 'demand may not fye far below
its peak, but in any case it-is plain that any seasonal firm
ing up of rales which may occur as a result of it will be mod
erated and temporary. The outlook continues to be for easy
money.' '
. Occasionally we hear, of a college president who knows
just what. a collep;oi.should be. Hmest Hatch Wilkins, new
president of OIK-rlm, seems to bo fitted to carry the work
from where Henry Churchill Kinjr left it after 2" years of
splendid teachirtu;. In his inaujj;iiralion speech at the Ohio
school. Dr. Wilkins, nmnnt: other things, said: "What shall
it profit a colleie to add to its teachinif staff a man who
lias a fine voice, is a natural mixer, plays jt"lf in the eitfhtics,
is n tireless" "and ' el'l'icienl cominitti'eman, a productive
scholar, an idealist ' in life and wntjk and cannot tc'nch?
Tcachintf is the soul of the enterprise. I'nto the teacher
these other ttinlilies ihay well be' added ; but' tenchiup; .ihilily'
must be there as the basic tiuntity of all." It is rel'reshiiiH
in tllf'se.riays of educational frills to 'ot' reminded that a cl
lege'Ntaff should consist of teachers. . ' . '
; i ' , ; ..-V o ..1,-.' " . .
. -AVinter in luiovkinw; at thc.dtmr. . It is liringir.K with it
tlc threat tl" cokls, a mtisauco wliirh is too I'omiiton ami
wi.iflt is till lht worsv hooatise it can lai'g-t'ly he avoided. The
ClcanljntR Inslilulo t!" Now Vorlc, f'tmndod rocontly by.Tlu
Atfsocialitm ol' Anu'ricat, Soap and (Ilyeerine I'i'nthiccrs. is
SUMHlinff a half million dollars during tin cumin u yoar ;o
educate tin? puhlit-to Uiu advantat-H ol' Keeping ehstn. Soap
does work wonder and if snap can rehire the, mimlier of
.'ViHfi'ican colds this yvitr wre power to its use. U is a Tine
thintf to ro, not only into court , Imt everywhere, with cleat)
InVnt True health is cleanliness inside and out. It fresh
air cleanst; your hintrs,' rxert-iso purify your blood, clean
thinking prolong your life and
shine up the exterior, ihose
In KoYidon. 101, years ago. the opera, "The Maid of Mi
lan was Ming and a classic givtn to the worUK That was
"Home, Svveet Home" nnd it uevrr will perish. Now we hear
that the home of John Howard Payne, its author, tn Kat
Jinmpton, ;K I., is to lw preserved. Taxpayers of the village
voted yes :Oii a Votiriiture to vstvo the house and
make it a niiKsmim for muinentces -nf Kayne and other Ameri
can antiuilitie.s of that, region. No onu jmemlKM the opert
in which the song w as introduced, The song, c-xpressing old
but constant .sentiment,. jJwr.oii end on. It is fittmtf that IU
author be honored as the tnnM Who bestexprrMud it,
-r ' ' ' f ' ' IT '
New 'York's m.vir mU ordefetl tin law intoned c.lw
ixiij cabarets at t 'I i If ;patr(t isul rctbiu by that anu!
.i.i.i:.ii.i.i.i-i.l.U-l-l.i .i.:..I'roBt(blil bud -Muiuutrtr
.-'..;..:..:.;...:..:..:..:.;;....:..:......' . .:....Sc re tnry-Treasurer
WEDNESDAY, OCT. 26, 1927.
JIlD-OCTOriEK
' '
evident ever since the end of,
cotton textiles and leather
are l) a waiting period, mil J
that it will prove to be ol oiiff
plenty of warm, soapy water
are good rules.
G
PPUNE
PICKING
33,reT?.T5ATESe
The corn show
Opened today . ;
But most any
Chiropodist
Knowg that
Ail the corns
In the county
Are not placed
On display.
Jack Crafton and the femme re
turned yestiddy from Gay Paree
and ye ed. spent an evenln' with
the ol' feller last night and was
surprised to find that in all the
trunkful of souvenirs he brought
back there wasn't a dern French
postcard.
PAULINE DE VERE'S RIDE
(Forgive Me, H. W.)
Listen, my grown-ups, and you
shall hear
Of the midnight- ride of Poll De
Vere.
Che was out with a rich guy, past
seventy-five,
Who h.irdly knew he was alive;
So the dame thought she had noth
ing to fear.
She said to her friend, "You have
stolen a march
On my sweetie, who's In town to
night; Although you have rats in your
- belfry arch,
I like you the best, because he Is
so tight:
If me you land, then you will see.
On the opposite side of the fence
he'll be;
Ready to step out and spread ypur
dough 1 1 ,
At every road-house, cabaret, and
show ;
bui, until you croan, in xeii mm,,
No!"1
it was one by her new time-piece. 1
they, crossed the bridge tj .j-,,,.
the other side; i tin. 1:
' lnt : """King 01 the ;
UCCSC '
geese
In the produce market
near the
docks,
Then silently glided for
several
blocks?
Th. maid and the man she meant
to fleecer f
.111 1
It Was two hv hr uth nw nasi
" wa" ,'.wo b tr. "a,ch- or
' When tllAW n.leb.rf ha.i. " Inn.lu .
Then theld bloke rose up on his
(Fol. ,-to'.is1ert or ?not,i.V. h.d
choiee). . , . . , , , , , ,
no
Up piped the poof prune, In a high'.
pinca voice,
And said to thlv gold-digger Jane:
"I've been" made a fool of by swelli
. er damva..'. v t .
Than you ever hoped to be:. . ,
oui, rve studied Brownina and
I know your oames." f r s . - j
. ""It nl cnauneur,with a, nod!
the' door and alva her!
prdtf, : V . , . '. ii
, ,7 JDnvu,vo uaGK in
me."
Out, she fell,1 on the nice soft
road 1
You know the rejt.
that you hear
In tha Jokes
Of nirl8 walkino homt tn thir
abode:
So this is the warnlna of Poll De
, Vere.
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The 1928 motor vr-hirl- lim.
blanks arrived todav frAm smmv
tozer and we guess Sammy hain't
wv..r.i y.v-a a lenar moment's
rest."
I rn, i,i:, win )
ASTolUA. Ore., int. l.n-
bina Ann Smith, aued dlrd ves - -
O nlay at the home of h.-r rmrentN I
at Skamuknwu, Wash., nf Infantile
paralvrtis. Slie wa Ihe first vie i bur M spirit In the following: "I.elV;
llm nr Ihe disease tu the Inwi-r all put our shoulders to the wheel
Columbia river region. t ami put Hits drive ever wl:h a
. pNing so that workers and contii-
SAl.KM. orr., Oct. 2il. Marion I butors atlke and together t an cn
cnunly s third i-mhm ef Inlaii I tie i joy that keen feeling of having
paralysis tn the last two v cekn ; matte this Kosehurg's hunuer uphtt
was reporred lo county health of-'year."
1'iclnlH late yestrrdav. The ease, a I
mild one. Is that of tifhen vnr
idd Maijnrh' .Tane Itoshir. n tiKli
hnoi titu'lt'tit. The other two
eases In the county are lmnro I
; uilsfartority according lo off!
rials. TI(JAl!l, Ore, Oct. '.'C- On ihe
discovery of on- infantile paraly
niri ciHf hen nnd two other sua-
j perted ( ase. the leral public
srhool ban been ringed for one
wek by order of the rlty nnpertn
lendent. AN OLD TIMER
A tiHT.'ter In Smith Carolina ask
ed nit old negro cab driver
his
mtnitv
"t.rorxe Wsshlucton. wab
(o every person itt fbN country."
"Well, that's a imhip well Known
'I irrkmi M ouuhfer be. nnh:
been iliiviu' heAh for morv'n
earj4." - TU lilts.
jf'y
DR.
NERB AS
DENTIST
Painless Eitractlon
G When Desired
Pynrrhe. Trested
Phut SJ ilital; Kir.
One Thing We
Will Do and One
We Won't
We will save you money on
your suit of clothes, but we
Will not sacrifice the suit to
do it every fabric must be
all wool every stitch must
be conscientiously done
every detail must be pains
takingly accurate the
style must be correct the
(it must be perfect and the
value must be right.
You will find here an espe
cially pleasing showing of
Twist Tex fabrics to choose
from.
$35 to $42.50
Don't forget those Florsheim
Shoes ' ;
, i
a 044464444!
)4 t
u Donrrni 1 r.onuCDc
4 4
Hoard of Directors : of
m-Oim Valley liroccoli
,;rnw0, wH1 ,llw.t at the of.
rif of KiIkiiImiwki' wnre-
holme (lit. 2xth at 7:.10
All growers aro invited to be
present.
K. ii. Cloake, Secy.
' ' C. K. Marks, l'res.
''T f IT" . rir S. n ,t ,
FOR COMMUNITY
CHEST AT ONCE
(Con! Inucd from pa'ge 1.) '
HtreciH); Nn. 3 wus itinwn by
A I. Iliiwn 11 nil Ii'. M S!..mI..i- nf lint
Ai:tlnt Club. II. Ih hniitnti.i
Itimo, Ouli HlrnelH ' und thu S, I',
trtit;ky; n" eommllteu lor No.,1
linnniled by (!aH, Klepllens, l.unil
anil Ibe fj. I'. trneliH will bo up'
(.nlnteil;' No, Ii linomlcrl by Cuss,
.1ik uki.ii. i.nno nmi
Sti'iibens wha
drawn by ('. St. llvtnllnw and if. S.
l.'i'i.ilclv of the tlinnnuu Cillers: No.
. ...... ..... .. .... ..... n.-..,..,
anil Kane was 'drawn by Joint
Itnnyun itml V. T. Jnt-kxnn repie
i Mi'iirtriK t tit Mnsnnlc IikIku: No. 7,
bolinded by Jlleksou. Oak. Cass ami
Kane by II. I.. Kitdy ami .Mori'lit
Nenlalld o( Ibe Klwauls Club: No.
S. bounded by Jaekson, Oak, Wiimi-
1 ivxn Kn? ''' Hussell
,und Win. Fiurke or Hie I. (). ().
J.oilxr: No. U. by .lekson, W'asii-
I liiKlinl. Kane and S. I. Spur truck
1, wv l;..v hrtilltr Miirthews.
Ilev. Roy Aehor ami Kev. J. II. run-
hall; No. 10, hounded by Wasblng-
i. Jackson, S. I1
traeks on west
and S. V. spur iit.ck on liorin r.u
Kohlhagen and C. Iwrhy or tlie
Klks.
At the meeting last night II. K.
Cully of the Chamher of t'ommiTiie
staled, 'In contributing through
Ihe Commuiilty rbost we not only
help l hose w orl liy organizal inn:i
but prevent unworthy ones from
taking mir money.' lie pointed
out that if "It cllies nnd towns hail
the Community Chest system that
begging and soliriting for funds
would soon be eliminated.
Chairman McAllister nnd lit"
snlti'iiing committees are "wet" lo
go and expect 10 complete thidr
wiirk by tomorrow ami Friday.
MusitiesM men can help them greai-
Iv hv arranging lor them to see
llieli einplojees uulckly. Mr. .Mr-
Alllster hrts been prominent in civ
it- aifairs and manifests his Row
FOOD FOR FIVE WEEKS
1 IN
ONE 03 i RICH EGG
CltilANA. III.. Oct. Itl -A single
ostrich egg would keep the average
family In that particular sort of
food tor five weeks, scientists at
the National History Museum of
j the University of Illinois estimate.
One ancient ostrich egg In the
Mnusoum Is approximately US times
itbe size of the ordinary hen's eu.
They figured it would keep the
average family tn cugs for five
! weeks if the husband ate two each
morning, and his wife rs.-d sl
ieugs in a cake, deviled a dozen
more for the family liutie;' a id
f baked two cream custard pb-s a h
week.
KORELLS CAMPAIGN FUND
SAl.KM. On-.. Oi l. 21!. A lcil:.l
,
;
lot 527BO.SS whs kimiiI by llli' Mull !
1 tiotihili county rt'itblii-an fruliHl j
rtiiimilltv luitl III.-, rolivrrssliitial i
rnnuuiltt'L. nl the tliiiil tliHirirt tn 1
the fiintpuitMt to flocl Flmiklin K. j
KorH to ivwiws, itcrnrilllic to
the t-M.vlist' stuti.-ni.nts ttlrtl tott;ty
nltb thu suviftary at' Mutt. M
; tUi. eiiiouut Mr. Uurell liuud(
: f.cutr:butJ f;: 'lie (umuittlee. the
ininotut ot ?U?.S.
INSTITUTE!! : ; Kn
in nil 1 in ill if ill u 1 mmj mM k w . m . w :
! t'onsiiU-rjbU; confusion has re
; Htilteii htrause of various conflict
I11K reportM concerning the truch
; eis' iiuititttte and Hchool board
1 confLMi'iicK sitiedulfcd for this
! wvi'k. Iloth of thene mef-ttngs have
; hi en indfflnlifly posipone-i and
1 will not lie hold imtil a later date,
j iJccuue of the fact tiiat nearly
I all of the Beaker engaged for
1 the iiiHtltute reside In dintriets
i where Infantile paralysis Is preva
I lent, Mrs. Ackert, county school
I Kiipeilntetulent, though l it bet to
i iWHlpone the Institute,
j "Thtro would perhaps be no
; tluiwer In brfngiiiK theo adults to
j KoeebuiK," Mik. A' krt said, "but
: on -tin 'Other hand (here is nothing
1 lost liy postponing the institute
1 until .some tuture date when con
' (lltlfiirM are butter and all possible
danger, eliminated. I would bate to
t li R-hpuuHlble for bririgliiK some
I one lulo the county who niiKht
! stall the disease here and bo I
, have decided to postpone the
meetings until the epidemic is
! over."
Several conflicting reports an1
I announcements have been mad;
and tia a result there is consider
- able, misunderstanding, but Mrs.
j Ackert slates that she desires to
, have It clearly understood that
I there will he no institute or school
((fibers' conference at this time
: and thai the dales finally decided
upon will be announced later. -
-
' 'Mr. and Mrs. L. J. Crafton, well
' known residents of this citv. ref
turned yesterday afternoon from a
tour of all the principal countries
" r.uniw, . visiuiik r, n g 1 aim,
rrnuce, Italy, Switzerland, (ier-
"'" anu iieiKuin. i)iirinK ineir
slay til Paris they attended the
American Legion convention, parti
cipated In the mammoth parade
ui!tl attended numerous legion so
ck . nctlons.
; "it .i3 the trip ot a lifetime,"
said Mr. Crafton this afternoon
discussing their Journey, "but I
wouldn't trade a backyard In the
(Imi(Uii valley for the whole of
Kutope.. It is a peculiar feeling to
bo a foreigner and we sure l'elt like
ones during our slay abroad..
"We made tins trip over the Eng
lish channel In one of the large
twenty passenger airplanes. Drinks
l-11 oi.i n u mo l-ioiio
to
pay
iinich, nttont Ion tu heveraKCR. The
alt was very bumpy und she wan
exceedingly' sick and mighty glad'
when we linnlly luniled at I.e Houi'
Ket Meld. It. was a worthwhile
journey, however, ami we do not
reBl-et laklne II. ! '
"We exiiei lenceil t lie I.ondoti fog,
as Ibii-k as pea soup, enjoyed many
. . . . , . .
! 0 """
ol that, tainous city
! ami got u real view ol lnglaiiil
: troiii the an-
"In Paris we visited many of the
t no-railed fashion shops and my
I wife says that American styles
have them ail walloped a mile. We
had no trouble in Paris except j
Irving lo make the luxi drivers
understand what we wanted. The
legion boys all had a great time
and we were treated royally by tiie
Frenchmen.
"Wo visited "lit. Vesuvius and
saw it in eruption while we were
In lluly. Went over to Venice and
splashed around in ibe gondolas
and had a hard time getting my
wife away rrom there.. It was
grent place.
"The trip through Switzerland
was beautiful and in Cerm'any we I
received a most royal welcome.
We went through all the ex-kais
er's palaces at Potsdam and it was
a (teat.
"Hut after all. we're mighty glad !
to ho home again. Roseburg sure
look.1? good to us after talking the j
sign language to that bunch or for
eigners." Mr. and Mrs. Crafton have num
erous souvenirs they gal tiered 111
the various countries thev visited
nnd Mrs. Cralton purchased a bean-
liliU Veiieiiun shawl anil several i
frocks In Paris and in Italy.
GRILLED BANANAS
tirllled bananas, vfth a few
droits of lemon juice are u tempt
ing change from tried apples l
a breakfast of sausage ami muf
fins.
ODD SALAD
I Crapt-H,
sliced fresh tomatoes :
' 11,1,1 -'ttnge cheese
make a deli
rious sal;nl, it li Koinalne. Make
beese balls wiib nuts for variety.
Quick,' safe relief
The most painful corns cease hurting ,
the instant Dr. SchoU's 2ino-pads
are applied. They strike at the cause j
! of corns pressing and rubbing of
I shoes. That's why they are perman
ently healing, if new snoes cause
irritation, a Zino-pad stops it at once.
Dr. SchoU's Zino-pads are thin,
medicated, antiseptic, protective.
No liquids, no risk, no bother. Safe,
sure,, quick results guaranteed. At
jrour druggist's or shoe dealer's.
DSScholl's
CORNS
sroar & ual
The capturtd goat looked sad,
indeed, and all the buucb beard
Scouty plead, ,rVe ought to get
bint Iroiu that hole. 'Tia cruel to
keep him there. Lwl's dig the
ground out, alt about, ho be can
easily walk out. Ah long as he is
tame, to keep him captive isn't
fair."
So, everyone got busy quick.
Kacb Tinymite grubbed up a stick,
and after hours and hours of work,
a long pathway was made. "Come
on up, goat," wee Clowny cried.
And then he walked up to his side.
The goat began to amble forth and
soon the grade was made.
They all began, to pat his head.
"Oh, gee, he's friendly," Carpy
said. "I wonder If he'd like to eat.
J-ret's lead him to some wetds. I
think bell make a dandy friend,
if he knows that be can depend
on us juM being nice to him und
seeing to bis needs."
The weed patch gave the goat
a thrill. He scrambled up and ate
his fill. Ami then wee Coppy said,
"Let s make him do some work for
us. Perhaps he knows some clever
tricks. I wonder, could he carry
sticks. He'll either do it -gladly,
or he'll raise an awful fuss."
"But, why the sticks?" some
body cried. And Coppy answered,
as he sighed, "So we can build a
dandy fire, and maybe cook some
fish." "Well, say, that's great," an
other said. "And now that Mister
Gnat's been fed. let's lead him to
his labor ere we plan a dainty
ciish.
So, mT they went among the
trees an 1 found a lot of sticks
with ease. "There's one thing
sure," said S'.-outy, "wood Is one
thing we Hcn't lack." They gath- j
ered lots and lots of wood; then 1
found the eont behaved real good. '
Did Someone
I
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OUT OUR WAY By Williams
tL-ik1 Mim'A- : r
I t FOOTBALL OM V Hi T L. ,' AV. ,' f .
t ii i s u :rvii'i ii I t. tt a i i . a ill a.i
..jmtmm ' urn
cochsaj picnms & . kxsck
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j
I
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READ THE STORY, THEN COLOR THE PICTURE
He stood real stil! and let them in the noxt story.) ; .. '
pile It all upon his back. j (Copyright, 192T, Na' Service,
(The Tinymites have a fish fry (Inc.) ... . ,
Say "There Ain't No
mm.
Such Animal?" i
,. My M
Zinopads
Put one cnlric pam tj tone'
he doe.-
.-u't deetva to be, i ? ; M , j ;
" v7 V.LlitM3
r.or wn Mr. stxw.z. i.c