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FOUR ROSEBURG, NEWS REVIEW. TUESDAY, OCTOBER 181927. ROSEBURG NEWS-REVIEW - 'aiued Daily Except Sunday To, A-,oclat Frew la axclualv.ly entitled to the uae for republi cation of all newa dlsp&lchea credited to It or not otherwise credited id ttala paper and to all local newa published herein. All rltfhta of republic. uon 01 special anpaicnea nerein are U. W. BA'i'KS- RRRT O. BATE8- eta cured u second class matter KoHdhnrjc. urea;oD, under SUBSCRIPTION RATES Daily, per year, by mall Oaily. six month a, by mail Oaily. three mootba, by mall aally, single month, by mall -"it dt earner, per month ROSEBURG, OREGON, HAVE YOUR It is positively amazing the way a man can go into a laboratory and do great deeds these days. We are inclined to believe tiiat Horace Greeley test!" An Oxford anatomist approaches the rostrum. Doubt less he will have something very important to say. Maybe he has invented a cure for cancer or found a way to chase the freckles right off a person's neck. Let us listen. Very well, doctor, proceed. . .' . v It seems that a woman's legs usually are shorter and her arms longer than man's, this laborer of the laboratories informs us. Therefore, women are more like apes than men. This cold light of logic bursts into a world struggling witl. the darkness. Further, it is learned, that until a baby can walk i' resembles the ape in almost every respect, we're told. And i is only conceit which makes mankind believe it has not des cended from the simian. The proof? Well, structural sim ilarities certainly cannot bo ignored. Very well, professor. Thank you for that illuminating half hour. It's grand, science is, nowadays, and the way these fellows go digging up the most remarkable facts is simply marvelous. Professor, you're magnificent. We'll bo on our way now, back to America. A uni versity president is going to give us an entertainment wi' orthodoxy, heterodoxy and other doxies tonight. It'll be too important to miss. Ho wouldn't turn his hand over, our Yankee proxy re marks, to induce any man to believe what he, the prexy him self believes. Now, isn't that nice? liut wait, he has more to say, and il runs like this: -.; "liut I wish to say with all possible emphasis that there arc two things no reasonable man can ever believe, lie can not believe that this marvelous world came by chance an ho cannot believe that he himself is a mere machine." There you have the gem of tolerance, brought up from the ocean's fathomless caves und placed right on exhibition.' Uust take a look at it, see what it is and go your way. Tolerance is fine, in other words, if the other fellow does the tolerating. If you believe man a machine and the world nn accident, you're not allowed to put in your oar : all. Us tolerating people have to stick together. Wo wouldn't turn our hand to make someone believe what we believe. But what we believe let none who believe otherwise ever open his lips to contradict. What a pure trem tolerance is! Just a couple of the wonderful things we're finding ou nowadays! . o . THE BIG COPPER VAT With fall, mankind's interest in the table and how much it will hold returns. Appetites thnt faded with the summer are freshened with the tang of the autumn air. It is a won derful thing to be healthy these days. Driving in the country the other day, amid a splendor of red and golden leaves, with beautiful landscapes on every side, we came across a roadside stand where tomatoes were being offered cheap. It awakened memories that would break n dyspeptic's heart memories of that glorious fall evening in the back yard when a huge copper kettle steamed and bubbled over an open fire, and all through the neighbor hood the smell of chili-sauce floated on the air. What a smell that was! How many jaded appetites, ' how many stomachs ruined by a loo steady restaurant diet, would welcome that sweet and spicy breeze! In our imagina tion, as we passed that roadside stand we could picture a boy plodding his way home, tired, after a full day of school and football, getting closer, and then see his face when that odor thnt. you can almost taste intrigued his nostrils. Later on the apple butler was made in that same great copper vat. Hot apple butter on home-made bread ! Thoso two memories persist whenever we see a tomato or pass an apple orchard. We hope we never shall forget those entic ing October smells. Maybe there is something to that alter all, about man's most cherished possession being his appetite! LONDON TYPIST WILL REPEAT SWIM f ,vl(r.I TirM I'iium. Wife LONDON. OH. IS. "I fllmll In to lilt th" cloud from KiikHhIi' Kwlnimors," Mrtt. Mon-cdes r.tettr, : London typlHt and channel nw.ni nior. declared today hefnrn teititiK (Hit for ltniihu;ne. Krance. From llmm she ft III fco In t'Hpo tills Nex. inlcudiut; to repeat her channel swim "nt h personal vlmtH'ftti'm und for tlio honor of women Bwim- lll'TH." "l)r. Ooiothy Cochrane Logan's honx has covered us with susptrinn and f H If1! th1 minds of tho public with doubt." t-h said. "Tim water Is much cnldm now than when I hwiinl tho KiiKltflh channel on Or-! tober 7. The weaiher roml.tloiiK i are not ho favorable now- but I fool thut I must try It. Somethim; i must Im done lo rosloro tho pi Hun whlrli Ir. Iaiiu ciUIWndimj havo iuiiulriMl." j Tho yotiu; typftit nfird to ni;tk any pionilfli'.H or throatn to ' hruiik tho n?iFri of 11 hours ami III nilnntt'H Iuhl by Oortrmlo Kilrr-j lo of Now York. j "I nhall do what I ran. Wo can I not toll what our plan or attack will bo until wo fdinly tho current a, unit thlos," nho oxplainod. IMins (Jlolttf faro wart tnmirri Im noath lior tawny iinlmhbrd halrf which f-ho woro in plaHn wound; itrouud her head, ishv vaid that sliol by The New--Rovl,w Co.. Ine aiao rervea. -J'r alueul aod Manager ..Keoretary-Treasurer May 17, JH20, at the coat office at uie Act or Marco z. 187. 4.00 2 01. 1.00 .6(1 TUESDAY, OCT. 18. 1927. FUN, BOYS today would have said "Go Wats still fit doiiplln III" rail Mill) she lltlil ilium nn swimming since fth staggered on In I ln Knglish cnimt out nf Mm log eleven i!h)n ago. Dr. !,oenn protesta that she did lint Intend In retleet upon tin In tegrity of Miss illeitst' swim, mul friend hi Miss Wclm Ml her I hill nn second i-rossluc nf Ihe channel in necessary fnr llin vinilirjil Ion nf llf l- cliilni. IVsplto Mils she re fuses to aller ller purpose. All (.'It'll Inli.nila In spill. I IX hours lu prciiuration nt Cape llrls Net. Ilor trainer bus iirningcil for a number nf wil nibses In nc nimimuy llin s limner In her des-IK-ralo bulllu itKiiinst hcniy odds. AmiMliMii ri'in-e han mum Kill vanlzlnii. 'IVut II mil In nny li-l Tills i-xira iMlvaniihiK iimkia I it'tniil. rtiit lotiEor. Sulil In llnRi burn hy Wliarlnn Hrus. Mrx. (his K.iImt of Miilrioii BIH-lil ki'ivul hmiiii Moii. Iny In iIih illy vIkiiiiik ami iuhihIih-; i,. bii:iiin:ia nialtrrn. DR, NERB AS DENTIST Palnleaa Extraction O.ia When Dealra. Pyorrhea Treated 1'liono sa Maanlc Illdg. PPUWE PICKING "Sty IPEGT Q. ?ate: S Things an gittin' , Purty tough When a colyum writer Can't even Have a fond reader , Bring In the , , Tail feathers of A Chinee pheasant. The more this colyum criticizes wimmln's ckirts the shorter they become. That won't stop us from from keepin' right on critlciiin' 'em, fellers. 'I want to buy a present for my wife." Clerk "Can I interest you In something in silk stockings?" "Well, let's see about the pres ent first.". Two little coons on tho bridge a sittin', Two little bone, back and forth a flittm', Hole In the plank where a knot ; was mlBstn' Par-a dice Lost ' . The legion fellers will gathoirio- night and discuss ways and means of celebratfn' Armistice day with out bein' obliged to take the wife along. . . ' , Lindbergh wrote a book called WE" and Chas. A. Levine oughta write one called "ME." Now we have galwf widows and grais widows. As usual tho child- an will be in the rough. After havln' a verbal encounter with an irate reader we wonder why the slogan shouldn't be chang ed 10 "aiay it with U lowers." The damsels are now wearin' triped sox which remind us of the ol' tintype days when little Willie had on a pair that looked like a barber pole. LAFE SEZ , j They oughta train silk warms to darn sox." alHlON. I'ortuuul. On. is The Helnkel hydronlrplaue D-1320 en rou to from Wurneninon: le, Oer many, to the United Slates hy way of tho Azores, nllghtrd on the river hero t fl a. in. Tho plane piloted hy Marat Moris completed a hop of about 250 miles from Vino, Spain. Tho piano landed here instead : : , Christmas I mm fopChTistmasancLtlijC MJm SS CALL AT THE NEWS-REVIEW OFFICE and Sec llic BEAUTIFUL DISPLAY Make your selection early while you stock to pick from. , 1 - 1 ; k Stetson Hats Styled for Harth's In the newest shapes, bound or welt edge models. PRICED FROM $8 to $16.50 I . . r t S ?FIorsl.eim Shoes of contlnuliiK on to tho Azores be cause of u leaking fefl pipe, if wratlier rojiortfl uro lavorablo, tho D-iiJUO will hop off tomorrow ea routn to the United States by way oi the Azores where tho Jimkera D-1230 i wait I n k a favorable op portunity to take off ou the long nop to -America. DAILY WEATHER REPORT IS. S. Weather . Bureau Office, Roseburg, Oregon. Datu reportod by Arthur W. 1'ugh, Meteurologiut in clmrgo. lfaronietric p rest uro (reduced to sea. level) h a. in 30.02 Reiutlve humidity 5 p. m. yes terday (per cent) 82 Preclp. ,in Inches and Hundredths Highest temperature yesterday (i'J Lowest temperature laat nlKlit 49 Average .- tempo rat uro for the day 53 Normal tentpotature for this dale 53 Precipitation, hint 24 houra .... 0 Total preclp. since 1st moiitti 2 Normal preclp. for this month 2.01 Total preclp. from Sept. 1, l'J27, to date 2.51 Average preclp. trom HepL 1, 1S77 - 2.51 Total excess since SepL 1, JU27 - .03 AvoraKe sear,onal preclp. Sept. to May luclualvo 31.12 Forecast for houIIiwohL Oregon: Unsotlled tonight and WedneKdiiy, mild temperature. n ; ORDER YOUR NOW CALL TODAY T DIES DF PARALYSIS PORTLAND, Ore., Oct 18. In fantile panilysiH cau;d the death of Juau Phyllis Wood, 5, at a hos pital here last Frfilay, a report filed with the city health office late yesterday showed. Three oth-i er caea of the disease were re ported iu the city. iEKIilTIS DEATH fAnnHlIM lrM ltd Wire) t NORTH HKND. Ore.. Oct. IS. Alan ThompKon, 4 ytmrs old, died t hero yesterday, n victim of Kpinal ; meniiigitlH. He bad been 111 but 24 I bourn. A riKid quarautino has been imposed lu'lhe city. I f Aju-ofiafwl I'r.M IsiwX WlnO MAUSIIFIKLlx Oro., Oct. IX.- M. A. Goliihinilh of J'orllaud, Kales-1 man of tho Ort'Hon City Woolen .Mills, escaped injury Into -yeater-ulay wlien his utilomohile went over ! the Kade on .the RoKoimrK hiph-; i way, thirty ...Ilea from here, laud- J ed upHido down and caught fire. jTho car wa totally destroyed. I Hoiko collars and collar puds a( Wharton Droa. , . LAST SHOWING OF "JOY GIRL" AT LIBERTY TODAY "Tho Joy Girl Special" bearing the million dollam' worth of screen talent which Fox KIIiiih rounded up to play in the Boreeu vernlon of May Kdlngton's Satur day IOvenfug Poat story, "The Joy Girl,"' now at tho Liberty, created a furore in the fashionable winter colony nt Palm Beach on its ar rival from New York. "Tho Joy Girl Special" was under iho com mand of Allan Dwau, who directed. All members of the cast of twenty-eight players stepped off the train well rested mid ready for tlie ten Htremions days they speu before the cnniorn on. the ex teriors which Mr. liwan ha;l sched uled tor production while they were in Palm lteacli. Olive Borden, who was brought from the Went Coast Studios to star In "The Joy Girl," was the subject of a welcome at the sla tion which whs worthy of travel ing royalty. It was a case of tho South welcoming one or Kh own. Miss Ronlen fs a true Southerner, calling Norfolk, Va., her hirth-plnce. Cards have a large STODV & HAL And, sure'enough, the kite wks there, utloatrng nearby Jn the air. The Tinies stood and watched it as It floated overhead. It swuyed and dtpiKHl and turned around, and the it started toward the ground. "Hurray, we soon will have It once agalu," wee Coppy said. They watched It sottle down with ease behind a clump of big oak trees. "Come on." exclaimed wee Carpy, "we can find It If we like. And then we'll take another trip, lie careful as you run, don't slip.' For me, I'd rather Bail around most any way, than bike." Rfgiit through the trees they quickly ran, an open space nearby to scan. "Ay, there's our kite," wee Clowny yelled.- "Gee, hut I'm glad It's back. With luck it seems that we are blessed. It's flown here from that eagle's nest. JusL look, It isn't torn one bit, und has no break or crack." The Tlnymltes then hopped aboard, und up the queer hke quickly soared. "Well, this is great. Just like old times,' tald Clowny, with a smile. "1 hope i.t .t not a tiling goes wrong, and thai we don't stay up too long. I'd like lo find another place to land in, nfter while.' JiiHt then a whirring sound waa heard, and Coppy m.id, "Thhl's not j a bird. 1 wonder what it really U." i Then ho began to flown. "Look! Its a plane," he loudly ciled. And, right uhovo, tile plane wa:i spied. The Tinies quickly noticed tiiat u rone was hanging dow n. And, on the rope there won a hook. Quite suddenly, someone said, "Look! It's niug to catch our flying kite. Say, this is dan gerous play." Their tries to dodge it went for naught. The plane swooped down. The kite was ED ( ArUtoHfitft I I'rrw l-raui. Wirv) , LOS ANGKLKS, Oct.lsrt--Vimev Semple MctMiersou was . convalet- clng at Mt. Wilsoa today recovering- from sevuro buiiiH and slioclc suffered last . Thursday wheji an electrical device she was using to treat a cold became short circuited. Tho famouy evangelist had been using the apparatus as a cold euro during tho evening , and about t o'clock tho next morning her secre tary Miss Emma Sclmcffor, awak ened by a mulfled scream, found .Mrs. Mcl'hersou helpless in the folds of tho short circuited equijr menl. Jleforo the current heating the device could bo shut off Mrs. Mc.'horsoii was burned and shock ed. She was unconscious for uu hour. PARALYSIS SERUM COMES BY AIR MAIL MRIiFOKU, (Jet. IS. To he pro pared for nny future case or infan tile paralysis, six tubes of a spe cific said to ho beueficlnl lu tho treatment of lite disease, were re ceived yesterday hy Dr. L. U. Ins;, keep, county health " officer, fiuni LIBERTY "WHAT PRICE GLORY" Starts Next Sunday SacM&i Piawwl i(BBal OUT OUR WAY CHAP COonT CO KITE MPT Him Turned ojer - f5 :t -Tv-V OiCM of THIS r?LAAM1 YGu,CTv,'TaLfe Hi court t. caim-t Bl a a i-l proved dm?J JWl COURT AM VMUlCK Voh'U Wkjow EUL, ' I Ji fM fvr' culprit. At hich h Tt- SLr BS??S COCHBAN. PICIURES & rOOOi READ THE STORY, THEN COLOR THE PICTURE caught, and ere tho Tinies knew they were being towed away. !tho Eli Lilly Jllological laboralor- j les at Indianapolis, Ind. The ser um was received hy air mail, alt er Or. Inskeep had seen the news larlielo in tho Mail Tilbuno Wed nesday evening telling of its dis covery, and he sent a telegram lm- ' mediately to the laboratories order- (lug a supply of the serum, which j is believed to be the best remedy discovered thus far for Iho dread 'disease. However, due to the fuel j ihat no cases have hcon reported 'hero for some tiniu past. Its value 'has not boar jdeiiionsli;atud local !ly as yet. 1 -. Coctage cheese. Kustourg Oalrjt Cbone 1H6. E OFIiillSSlPHQF. SAN JOSH. Calif., Oct. IS. B;lwnnl Ciiri'tiin, iiifKKing Hngi-ne, 'On-con, IiinIi iml.ir, !) liur KiiCl'i.ri-il a iM-rvoufi brnnkilown or doi-s nut l-calizu that any ono . would bo alarnii-d at not lli'iil'lni; from lilm tor two wc-i-kH in llnr opinion ot liis mother, Jim. Elva S. Curiton of this city. Mrs. Ciiioloii 'kaiil' her boh uil-vlnt-il her Bhorlly bufnru hi; li-t'l KliKl-lm . Hint ho contoniplalcd li-iivlng ' lii-canso artor only a week's e.xiel'ii'iii-e he cnncluled Hint in tenihlni; he lindn't round his vocation. Sho nltribuled his sudden decision lo the fact lie hud Deen stuilyiiiK hard nnl was run down physically anil menially. He wrote her that ho was Koing lo set as hir away m he could and find something elm- lo do. Curetou Is 25 years old, graduat ed from I he Sun .lose stale teach ers college two years ago and Mil Isheil graduate work at Stanford liniversliy this summer. His father. Dr. Kdward Curelon, lives at Stockton. MAQT AL. - OF COURT: I (The Tinymites land In a tree I in the next story) 1 IN BANKRUPTCY , jn the District Court of the United States for the District ot Oregon, lu the matter of Charles J5 Good man, Bankrupt. To the creditors of Chariest E. Goodman of OakAud, In the . county of Douglas, and district aforesaid, a bankrupt: Notice 'is hereby given that on tho llth day of October 1UH7, thtj said Charles E. Goodman was duly adjudicated bankrupt; and that tho first meeting of his creditors will be held at the office of the under sigued referee In Koschurg, Ore., ou tbu !!nh day of October, 1127, at 1 1 o'clock in the forenoon, at which time the said creditors may attend, provu their cluims, appoint a trustor., examine tho bankrupt and transact such other ', business as may properly como before said meeting. Dated October 17th, 1927. C. L HAMILTON,. Kcfercc in Bankruptcy, JN BANKRUPTCY -,' In Iho District Court of iho United Stales for tho District ot Oregon. In Iho mutter of Albert 1J. Do Wald, Bankrupt, To thu creditors of Alburt B. Do W'ald, of Kiddle, in I lie county of Doitglaf, and district aforesaid, a bankrupt: Notice is hereby glvt-u that ou tho lllli day of October 11)27, tho said Albert II. DeWuld waa duly ad judicated bankrupt; ami that thu first meeting ot Ills creditors will bo held at tho orflce of tho under signed refuree in Itoseburg, Ore., on the 31st day of October, 1927, at 10 o'clock in the forenoon, at which time the said creditors may attend, provo their claims, nprlolnt a ttuetee, examine Iho bankrupt and transact audi other business as may properly como before said meeting. Dated October 17, 1927. C. L. HAMILTON, Iteleree in Hiinkruplcy. By Williams 0".R.WiLLam. - ' y.trt fff no snwet mt ra v t. pat t