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ROSEBURG, OREGON,
NATIONAL EDUCATION WEEK.
The week of November 16 to 22 has been named as Na
tional Education Week. The schools come close to the heart
of the American people. You can always get up an argu
ment by starting some question as to how schools shall be
run, so education is no mere dry subject that interests only United state8 circuit wxxr of appeals of Ohio furnishes
the learned. Any family that has children and any people added evidence that there is only one prohibition law in this
anxious for social and community progress, are interested ' country and that it applies to high and low alike. This evi
m the better school problem. Our schools are said to be on idence of the law'B impartiality is timely in that it will serve
the whole the best in the world, and yet many of them are !4 the growing impression, well founded, that, national
very lacking. Even the best schools will admit that the I lawmakers who flout the prohibition law to satisfy ..-their
training of the human personality is such an elusive prob- Penal aridity are practically immune from prosecution,
lem that they have only partly mastered it The themes of The conviction of Congressman Langley, should not be the
Education Week should be taken up by civic organizations haltin P,nt- T in8Ufe a completely dry nation there must
with addresses and debates, so that the people will have some ta completely dry body of legislators, and those who refuse
definite ideas of what can be done to promote educational ab'de & th 18th amendment to the censtitution which
.... .inov nfluA eufnrn trv nKpv nhniilri ha u'apnprl pur. wnpihar thpv
progress. We need more popular enthusiasm on this sub
ject, a vigorous belief that with
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education, the efficiency and intelligence of the masses oi
the people would be so developed that poverty and lawless-
ness would mostly cease, and the country would reach a far
higher level of prosperity and welfare. The average citizen
needs to understand educational problems better. He often
thinks that school methods are impractical and not adapted
to ordinary needs, when the. trouble may be simply that
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subject is earnestly referred to the people of Roseburg in
hopes that they will take it up in their homes aud public as
semblies, and that we shall all learn more about it.
' The American Legion is mode up of a goodly number
of the four and one-half million, young Americans who were
called upon to bear arms in the
learned some things as a result
never have been instilled in their minds at home. Ihis
knowledge of duty as citizens they are trying to put into
practice. After the. heat of enthusiasm which the American
people felt for our cause in the
have been able to see some things in a new light In look'
lug over careless practices in the past it is found that for
many years prior to the World war peoples from all over the
world were invited to come and settle and make their homes
in America, to till our virgin soils, or work in our factories,
and enjoy our American prosperity. They came, and more
than a million a year towards the last We carelessly per
mitted these people' who did not know our language, and had
no conception of our ideals or institutions and knew nothing
ot our form of government, to settle in their own communi
ties, speak their owu language, and grasp nothing of our
American loyalty. When trouble came between this country
and the country from which theBe people came, it is not sur
prising that their loyalties, their very souls' desires in many
cases went back to support the cause of that government
which they as children had been taught to love and to de
fend forever. These poor people left their old homes and
came to make their homes with us merely to better their ma
trial condition, not because they were disloyal to the teach
ings of their childhood. May the day never come again when
we as Americans admit more foreigners than we can suc
cessfully convert into loyal American citizens. In the light
of reason we feel less hutred for those who were un-American
ten years ago, but the American Legion will always
fight to limit immigration to the number of aliens Unit can"
be assimilated and converted into loyal Americans. The Le
gion believes in the melting pot but does not believe that
good results are had by taking on more raw material th in
can be successfully boiled down into the finished nrtkle.
Along with the other elements that must be eliminated by
the boiling process are Bolshevism, Internationalism, sever
al types of socialism, and the
and vacant space made in the
th elimination of these soul-satisfyins; convictions, must be lieve that Rum's a dragon, it's a demon foul, gadzook; when
filled with a generous dose of Americanism. jl'd drink I drain a flagon from the nearest babbling brook.
The American Legion is taking its place in the front Never do fermented bitters stimulate my jaded thews; 1 am
ranks of those who believe in American institutions and w ith the moral critters who abhor the Demon liooze. But
American ideals. The school w here the citizens of tomorrow my nose is like a beacon, though its hue is a mistake, and this
ire being taught to read and write and calculate; and are fuct is bound to weaken any moral talk I'd make. If I follow
being taught to appreciate the good and the noble things of ed up my yearning I w ould lecture all galoots w ho go by me
life, and to recognize and diulike the evils, this is the begin- j daily, burning cigarets or large cheroots. I would roast the
ning point where strong convictions along the line of duty j idle voters, loafing by the village kirk, talking gasoline and
us citizens, and loyalty to American ideals must begin, if we motors, when they ought to be at work. I'd rebuke the sin
are to have tomorrow's citizens the kind of Americans wo'ful people who profane the Sabbath day, while the boll in
would have them be. yonder steeple summons them to sing and pray. For I love
o ito call attention to the evils of the times; to my neighbors I
When a ierson calls up a business office, ho gets a very would mention all their errors, all their crimes. l!ut my
different impression from the different voices thut answer talks are total losses, for the people will not hear; pointing
him. Sometimes tho reply will come from a languid and ito my red proboscis, they refer to rum and licor. They in
wearied voice, that seemed to have been out late tli night sist that no reformer should reproach his fellow men. when
Iiefore. and to take no personal
feel Instinctively that you will
the man or woman behind that voice. Hut if someono ans
wers the call with a cheery and interested voice, how it does
promote confidence. The niunner in which its office help
answers telephone queries has quite a little to do with a con
cern's success. The indifferent youth who answer with so
uuie spirit, ana earnestness
forence is noted in tlipir nu
their promotion.
All roads lead to Eugene
Inc.
-President and Manager
-Secretary-Treasurer
May 17, IStfO, at Uie punt ollioa ai
tba Act of March I, 187.
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Great War. And these boys
of their service, which might
World war had subsided, we
cowardly type of Pacificism;
souls of these foreigners by
interest in the question. You
get no intelligent help from
by Tha Newe-Revlew Co.,
snouin realize inai meir mini-;
n ofii- ami will count iio-iunsl
today Homo Coming Day.
Over at' Klamath Falls where the World war veterans
are constructing a memorial building, two tobacco cans were
discovered yesterday containing a lot of inflammable I. W.
W. literature, placed under the corner stone of the veteran's
building. This incident, coming on the eve of Educational
Week, is vivid evidence there are still many minds to bo
purged of un-American ideas right in our very midst There
is no getting around the fact that much propaganda is being
distributed . under cover in this country to undermine true
American principles and the American Legion, to which
Educational Week has been dedicated, is carrying out a
most worthy undertaking when it assumes the responsibility
to instill in the minds of undesirables a better and truer un
derstanding of the responsibilities of this government' Jf
this country is generous enough to receive aliens they must
cither accept and respect our laws convert themselves into
useful citizens or return to the country from whence they
came. There is no room in America for the red-stripe individ
ual -to flourish and poison the minds of our people. The occur
rence at Klamath Falls is a fine sample of their underhand
ed work.
Jn .upholding the sentence
imnosed on Concrressman John
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commit -their offenses in Washington or, as in Langley's
rvnoc, -viBcmreic. lime ipimui. caidi ill bins wuiiiit vuo ocv
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j0' aws or ose who occupy seats in the halls of congress
! and another for the at lare-
George Owen, Jr., noted Harvard football player, has
written an article in which he says the majority of college
players do not enjoy their participation in this game. He
1 feels that the grind of training
so weigh down the spirits of the
much pleasure out of it.
It is
player, either for a college or
the world must seem to be on
dents look to him for certain results, and it must be pretty
hard if he finds himself unable to give them. Yet in spite
of all that, it has fine elements of training for the experience
of manhood. A man who can go through that strain and
t0me out self controlled and
fitted for conflicts that are more vitally essential.
.When it comes to giving service the News-Review will
not take a back seat to any publication in the state. We-de-
liver the news to our readers
paper received in this city. Our full leased wire report
furnished by the Associated Press gives all the world's hap
penings and the local field is covered by a corps of efficient
newsgathcrers that cannot be excelled. No other p'aper puts
forth a greater effort to serve its patrons regardless of the
expense incurred.
King Tut's coffin has revealed a lot of priceless gems.
The mummy was virtually dressed in a shroud of gold and
expensive jewels. This kind of stuff sure takes us back to
the dark ages.
In this day and age the
only step on the accelerator,
wheel.
Next week being Educational Week there's a lot of fel
lows who ought to absorb a little common sense.
o
A lot of people are always waiting for the other fellow
to do it to get out of doing airything themselves.
riay ball I It's football
CK1MSOX I5KAK
My old nose is a deceiver, it is one larsre crimson streak :
once I had the scarlet fever, and it settled in my beak. I be-
his nose is glowing warmer than a bonfire in the glen. So
I pass tho erring blighter and I'll lecture him no more till
my nose is bleached and whiter than tho snow on Greenland's
shore.
Kverybodys talking about the'
new dance erase railed the Charles-
ton. Come out and si-e hnw It Is
do:io as a aolo dance next Saturday
niRiit. m Charleston contest. u-
ifal ami out ol town girls partUi-
t'auus-
Can save yon 15 on practically
new Kurd sedan. See Taylor
aith
Cati'hlng Motor Co.
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of two years' imprisonment
W. Lanirlcv of Ker.tuckv. the
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and the possibility of failure
players that they do not get
not all fun to be a star footb-'!
a high school. The weight of
his shoulders. His fellow stu
master of himself, ought to be
hours in advance of any other
.
fellow who gets there must not
but be a careful captain at the
today.
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LOST-IMneen a'f 7
o'clock Wednesday nlchl. on
ihe road betaeen uanien ai-
ley and Ucweburg. long brush-
id wool scarf, red trintmtd 4
. with tan. Keturn to Meas-Ke- 4
view, or call 1"K13.
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BY. BERTS BATES
GOOD EVENING FOLKS
Ballavln' that tha
Villa gara naad a
Good bawth
Aftar tha
Armlatlea wa
Ara davotln'
Our antlra colyum
Tonight to -That
ona aubjact
In othar worda
Tonlght'a aolyum la
A darn ataan ana.
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DUMBELL DORA THINKS
Ivory aoap la for bonahaada
only.
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AUNT tFIDEOA'S BATH
Thara ara . lota at 'faoltah cuatoma,
whiah aaotaty adopta
Full of 'hygianlo -nationa, up ito
data;
But tha lavtah uaa of water oftan
undarmlnaa tha prapa
Of our ruggad sonatitutiona, aura
aa fata.
Having fad of trogie drowning
and i-bronohltla 'from .tha barh,
Wa ahould limit irrigation, don't
you think?
Watar ranovataa 'tha hot dog, or
tha roaa baaide tha path,
But diaqualifiaa for congreaamen
to drink.
Did you avar in your childhood alt
unwillingly and acrub
.Whila tha garma ran up -your
raftara playing tag?
Hava you folded your patellaa In a
clammy throe-hoop tub
In mlorobio exploration with a
rag?
Onca I waited for tha kitchen, a3
tha .youngest of tha flock,
Whila the purified proceeeion
paaaad tha door;
Onca I marveled at atrange gar.
mints, neither petticoat nor
frock.
Near a trail of aoapy footprinta
on the floor.
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Onca my aiatera worked tha pltch-
r, batting tidy, I believe,
V. "" my brothar, muffed the
aoap bslow hia face;
But Fidelia filled the bleachera In
tha uniform of Eva,
And aha loitered fourteen mln-
utea on her baae.
While a woman In a kitchen ia am
bitious whan aha works,
And aha proudly takee tha pen
nant whan aha scrubs.
I have never yet discovered why.
ao shamefully aha ahirka. j
And procrastinates an hour when ,
aha tuba. j
Now, my maiden aunt, Fidelia,
waa particular and prim
With her toilet, her complexion
and her duda;
And aha loved to stall her motor.
In a aanitary swim 1
While ehe overhauled her chaaaia
in the suds.
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As she bleached her epidermis it
ia possible ehe dozed;
She forgot to fill the kettlea
while she aoaped.
Once I offered to asaiat her, but
the door waa tightly closed,
So the fire and watar mated and
eloped.
When aha reached a eatin finish
and her nakedneaa waa
cloaked,
I ablutd with embarasament and
wrath;
Since I had to uae the watar
where Fidelia at and soaked.
. I have never much enthueed
about a bath.
"Have you a little Aunt Fioaiia
in yer home?'
Miss Elizabeth Spencer
The eminent Soprano
assisted by
Lucille Cpllette
Will be heard in a unique Recital at the
Presbyterian Church
on the evening of
Thursday, November Nineteenth
Miss Spencer Is on of thf best known Sopranos on the Con
cert eiage. Her velco is rich and colorfnl, ol genuine Soprano
quality. With thia unusually beautiful voice is linked a prr
sonalltv rarely met with. a:ul inee qualities combined with
splendid musicianship, mike Mini Hi-eucer a decided favorite In
the Conceit field.
Miss Spencer and I.urli.e C tte are artl.Hs of considerable
reputation and the enncv.' wiii undoubtedly prove one of oul
lndln filatures pf the rr.ud.al season here. ,lumm ,
Admittance wilTbebjr crd of dmission only
which may be secured from Ott's Music Store.
(AM.xUtel Prt-M LvjUU Wuv.)
CHICAGO, Nor. 14. A woman
may have placed tbe two eoau and
suicide nou on the Michigan. Boule
vard bridxe that led yesterday to
a search in the Chicaxo river for
the body of Martin J. Durktn, auto
thief and police slayer. Tbe skep
tical poUce, who abandoned the
hunt for the body, were further
(convinced the affair waa a hoax.
when Charles wason, a Chauffeur,
said he -saw a ronian unwrap two
coats and drop them on the stairs
loading from the bridge to tha lir
r. .Handwriting experts aaid the
note was sot written by Durkln.
Beautiful mohair davenport at
ludd'a Furniture Store for 1137.00.
NHWUA.Ni IN FKiKNK.
O R E G O N 'AGRICULTURAL
COLLEUE, Corvallls. Nov. 14.
Jiaurke Newlaud of RoseburK,
editor ot the O. A C. Daily Baro
.meter, is representing the paper
at the Pacific Intercollegiate Frees
association confeaeuce In Ktigene
this week. Meetings are schedul
ed for Friday morning -and after
niMin and Knfurrinv morning. Sat
urday evening a banquet will be .
given by the University Of Oregon i
for all members of the association.
Managers and editors of the :
different papers will discuss pro- I
hlems with view to strengthening!
the individual organizations. Co
operation and friendship between
institutions, it is hoped, will be
built up by these meetings.
First Oliun-h of Christ, Scien
tists Regular services are held
Sunday morning at 11 o'clock and
Wednesday evening at 8' o'clock.
This meeting Includes testimonies
of healing. Sunday School con
venes each Sunday .morning at
9:4S. All pupils from the age of
4 to 20 years may be admitted.
The Reading Room, aide entrance
to the church, is open daily ex
cept Sundaya and holidays from
2 to 4 p. m. Here all authorised
Christian Science literature may
be read, borrowed or purchased.
The public is cordially invited to
attend the services and visit the
reading room. Subject of Sun
day's lesson: "Mortals and Im
mortals." Get our prices on American
fence and barb wire. Wharton
Bros.
Clocks
for every room and
all purposes
We have a wide selection of
clocks for the home. Mantel
Clerks. Kllchen Clocks. Desk
Clocks. Chime Clocks and
Hall Clucks.
The wide range in price is
due to the different cases,
some being more ornamental
than others, some in solid
mahogany and aorae In ma
hogany finish. The move
men ts are all reliable and
fully guaranteed.
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$cth Thomx Crmbal No. t A
Heir.h!8V-Bc 17 W
KNUDTSON'S i
Jewelers J
US CAS3 ST.
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BACK
Back vlewi are mat Important
for there ia nothing to distract be
observer from being aa crIUcal as
she chooses; she can look at you ad
long and aa hard as she likes. So
never -be eareleaa about the back
of your head and your dress; make
an arrangement of two mirrors ao
that you can see yourself all around
when you are dressing.
If you cannot afford a nice look
ing full length glass in vour bed
room, buy a cheap narrow one and
put it on the bathroom wall or in
side a cupboard door. A looking
glasa half your own length, placed
so tbe top la on a level with your
eyes, will give you a full length
reflection If you stand a little dis
tance away from It- This sixe, 14
inches wide, would not be expen
sive. . : ' ' -
If you are bobbed or shingled, tbe
problem of how your hair looks In
back ia solved, ao long as you gu
to a moderately good barber. You
cannot have untidy wlspa of hair
when you are clipped, which Is one
of the greatest blessings of the pres
ent short hai rstyle. A half shingle
is usually most becoming, it fluffs
the hair out Just where the back ol
the head needs rounding and aiopes
it gracefully into the neckline.
If you are stout, or have a low,
broad head, the most becoming
way to trim the hair is to bring It
to a point In back. This means
cutting it short behind the ears, to
give the proper line. Some sort of
slanting line should ahow, rather
than a atralght-acrosa-the-back type
of trimming. Another way of mak
ing the hair look attractive in back
It to brush it alightly to one side,
so the hair goes fro mleft to right,
or right to left, rather than straight
up and down. This gives distinc-
?Arr nf
busekeepmi
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THE HOUSEKEEPER'S SOCIAL LIFE
TOMORROW'S MENU
Breakfast
Left-Over Apple Sauce
Cereal
Dropped Eggs Toast
Coffee
Dinner
Olives
Grilled Beefsteak
Mashed Potatoes -w Peas
Stewed Celery
Baisin Pie - Coffee
Supper
Potato Salad
Wholewheat Muffins
Marmalade
Cake Fruit Cup
Cocoa
"Isn't she a wonderful woman
She Uvea entirely lor her family!"
said a friend of mine In prulse of
another woman who seldom goea
outside ot her home for nor pleas
ures or interests.
I did not agree vlth my friend
that the atay-at-home woman was
admirable. I don't think it is ad
mirable to live entirely for one's
family to give up all social life
tor them. It aeems to me that the
housekeeper should bave her own
woman triends just aa her daugh
ter haa her young friends, ber eon
his "crowd" and her husband his
business friends. Too often tbe
housekeeper is tbe only member of
her household who "hasn't time"
for social lite who haa no person
al friends.
And the worst of It Is, the house
keeper, in many cases, prefers to
shut out the world; she la quite
happy In serving her little home
circle to the exclusion of every
Diet -
By Lulu
JTuthffl)k( tad
CAUTIONS WHILE
My Tear Reducing Class:
Today ends the series on reduc
ing weight. If you have been faith
ful, you have lost at least ten
pounds of your excess, and you are
feeling 100 per cent better in every
way. You are so happy that you
feel like accosting every over-,
weight, person you ree and telling
them that It ts unnecessary for;
them to be so burdened. j
While It might prove embarrass-,
Ing to do that to strangers, you can
pass the Joyful newa to your;
friends.
If the thousand an over the land
who have been following this cla.-s
work, will do that, we will have;
started such a tremendous force i
for the betterment of health and
looks and efficiency af our people
that in a short time It will be a
rarity to see an over-wetcht Indi
vidual, and we w ill not be accused
of being a natnn of over-eaters
while other nations are starving. ,
As I have told you, 1 am not go
ing to desert you. I shall write
frequently oi reducing. There Is
probably nothina 1 can do as a
Public Health Kducator of more
value. Meanwhile, heed these'
cautions:
CAl'THtXS: 1
1 Iton't lose more than two"
pounds a week after the first hiss.
After a loss of 40 or SO lb.,'
IMnvMi"
I HATOUAUTV
VIEWS
tlon to the head. Indeed, to the
whole figure from the back.
Red Head Your freckles will
probably disappear at this aeason
of Ihe year. A simple bleacb tor
them when they return la a lotion
la your hair well cut? -
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I made by mixing together in equal
parts, glycerine, witch hazel and
peroxide. Be sure that the glycer
; ine is pure and the peroxide fresh,
it Mary jind Jane Scrub yoar;el
ibows wtih hot water and aoap ev
: ery night and then massage a much
cream into the hardened skin as It
i will absorb. After a few weeks of
i this treatment you , will notiue a
1 great improvement ! V ;
I Tomorrow Answered Letters.
body else.' Without resentment
she sends her husband forth on a
Saturday afternoon to fish or hunt
or golf with bis men friends; quite
contentedly she sees her young
daughter start out to a girls' party
and her boy set off for a ball
game. She does not mind being
left alone. She has her sewing
ahe enjoys wailing for them to all
come home again. ,' .
Of course she Is content-'now.
But the day may come when she
will wish that she had given a lit
tle time, in the past, to the culti
vation of friends of her own. Wte
have all seen lonely elderly- wi
dows, their children married, who
admit: "I wish I'd learned to play
bridge when 1 waa younger; but I
waa content playiug cribbago with
'my husband then. And 1 had my
children to rear and my house
keeping to till my time ..."
! They are like women out of a
job. Their married children do
,not really need them. Now would
I be the time for them to turn to
their own women friends. An auc
tion bridge club would be a verti
bale life-saver to them. But who
wants to teach a beginner when
It takes years of practice to get
them to a point when one enjoys
playing with them?
i If what the world calls "social
activities" had not been found very
necessary to a happy and normal
existence, these activities would
never become the custom in com
munity life. Social activities di-
ivelop friendships. Therefore they
are not a waste of time, not a form
of frivolity. If you don't like flay
ing cards, then Join a sewing club,
a reading club, or some other sort.
And if there Isn't such a club In
your town then start one!
JHealth
Hunt Pciers.MJ).
EeaHhaml&iet ftr Chiltirtn
REDUCING WEIGHT
It is wise to rest a month. Co back
to your maintenance diet, but don't
gain. Reein your diet again for
your further'reductioi.
3 Pon't make a practice of ta'n
Ing physics. If necessary, e'1''
roasted bran to your diet, increase
your cellular vegetable's, take some
granulated agar or a little mineral
oil.
4 Don't overeat at. one meal ar.d
thus iierhaps undo the work it has
taken you three days to accpmplifh.
If you do that little stunt miss your
next meal. Ion't loiter In th vi
cinity of pastry and candy! There
Is nothing more Irasic that a fat
person looking In a candy wlndo.
6 Don't be discouraged If some
times you register a gain even af
ter dietiig well. It la probnbly due
to a retention of water, tat very
Utile salt.
lon't Imagine that after re
duclntt you are going to be able to
over-cat and get away with It. You
won't have ti diet nearly so stren
usnusly. but you will anyways have
to ne careful.
Watch your weight.
7 lmn't taste. The second last'
Is much harder to resist thas the
first. Hot't taste. One taste fol
lows another.
If an offset like a cold should
attack you. better go back to main
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