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ROSEBURG NEWS-REVIEW. TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 10. 1925.
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TUESDAY NOVEMBER 10, 1925.
ARMISTICE DAY.
Two thoughts naturally
when that great occasion of
day,' comes 'around again. First, the superb achievement
which was brought to its fruition on that day. If people
ever feel dissatisfied with the progress of their country, they
ought to feel profoundly reassured if they will think of the
results of Amtriean energy as they were displayed in the
war. 'A' peace loving people, who had not had the least
thought of war, suddenly created a great army and carried it
across a sea lurking with dangers, they threw their men with
scientific thoroughness and victorious enthusiasm into ac
tion, and produced a result that decided the war and made
the world marvel. If we ever get it into our heads that
tilings can't be done, let us turn back to November 11, 1918,
and think what marvels were produced in the 19 months
ending with that date. The result shows what the American
people can accomplish when they set their minds to it. All
you have to do is to get them thoroughly awake.
The second thought is this: During recent observances
of Armistice day, many pessimistic utterances have been
made. Some have almost thought that our boys fought for
nothing, as it was seen how little Europe was settling down
after the war.
This year, the substantial results of the War stand forth.
.. During the past year two grand things have been accomp
lished toward permanent peace. First, the first year of pay
ments under the Dawes plan has been successfully completed.
Second, the representatives of the four leading governments
of Europe have completed an agreement, which if adhered to,
- means the end of war in central and western Europe. These
wonderful results are the fruition of the work done by our
boys on the fields of battle. ,
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j r Representatives from eleven western states are in ses
sion at San Francisco this Week to devise ways and means
for preventing the proposed reduction in federal appropria
tions for highway improvement in the west. A group of
eastern senators who are supporting the federal economy
program have assented to any cut in road appropriations
provided that it applies only to Western states. The rank in
justice of such a proposition is seen at once in the fact that
out of 96 million dollars annually disbursed by the federal
government for road building, only 14 millions are appor
tioned among the eleven western slates, and it is within the
boundaries of that group" that roads are the more urgently
needed. False economy would be too mild a term to apply
, to any lopping off of federal money for western highways,
i An outrageous setback to western development would be a
more fitting description. May success attend the efforts of
the meeting at San Francisco.
o-
The American Legion Minstrel show last evening was
in the vernacular of the street urchin a regular humding
er. Leave it to the buddies they're spectacular entertain
ers. o
Tomorrow Armistice Day one of the biggest and best
days in this old world's history. Help tho boys put over a
real celebration.. V. '.
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Down at Oakland, California, a ban has been put on the
Charleston dunce. The way some people "handle" the new
fangled step an Oregon boot might serve to good advantage.
The new auto lighting system may be all right if ever
put into actual operation by all car owners. At present the
scheme is working like a cross-word puzzle.
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Turkey crop short prices high. This is a sure sitn
that Thanksgiving Pay is approaching.
We should worry bring
Oi vw i rid l?ri i imoc
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r.UILT TO LAST.
Lilger built my stately dwelling, to protect me from the
Must, and he said, "There is no telling just how long this
house will last; but if cyclones do not break it, blowing it
to distant spheres, and if earthquakes do not shake it, it will
stand a thousand yeaYs. Your remote descendants, bragging,
w ill remark to friends who come, 'Not a joist or sill is siig
Rir.g, not a beam is out of plumb. Not for gingerbread or
Sliding did our noble fathers care; they were only keen on
building houses that would last and wear.' " That was long
.igo, my masters, and the builder's rede seems true; other
houses meot disasters, but my
houses arc disbanding when the howling tempests blow, hut i.Hns s a. m.
my mansion .still i. .taiiding. not a blemish does it know, j 1! "entM
Other houses burn like tindor, homes of wood and homes of bri temperature last nicht 45
1-ricks, but my stone walls seem to hinder all the fire fiend's Kliih xlt
choicest tricks. I should be a huppy mortal, sunny smiles I Normal pmip. tor this month 4 3;
ouxht to wear, but I do not sing; or chortlo as I climb the j"1""1", p,"ri"t0 ,mm
wfiidintr stair. For the house is out of fashion, it'i a relic of 1 Aver'sie precip. from T sept!" i
the past; I denounce it with a passion that would make you. 6"'
. . . ..... . I Total deficiency from Sept. 1,
stand aghast. There 1.1 no one who will buy it, there is no one , ms, . u;
w ho will rent ; and the years that slither by it do not leave in j 'mjl"',g ,",',brj
it a dent All in vain 1 make endeavor to be blithesome, itlad ' ' vyf """usive).?.!'. '."....'ai is
und eav. for I'm doomed to live forever in a house that won't ! Vnsenied. pmimbiy rain iat to-
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-Presldeat and Manager
Secretary-Treaurer
May 17, 1120, at Uie post utfloe at
Uia Act or Marco I, 1878.
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come to the American mind
American history, Armistice
on the turkey.
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GOOD EVENING FOLKS
Tomorrow la
Armiitlca Dry j
And wa'va been
Waitln' a whole ,
Year far It.
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DUMBELL DORA THINKS
1t'e worth a dollar to see Shorty
Schneider rattle the bones at the
mlnetrel enow. .
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AND SO DO WEI I
A father wrote to a country boy
who had gone to work In a city
bank, ''I hope you acquit youreelf
well," and the boy replied, "I had
nothing to do with It."
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sn't It nice when one can meet
hie obligations face to face and toy
"I'm pleated to meet you?"
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Benedict: What excuee have vou
for not being married?
Bachelor: I waa born that way.
I i
When any childleae person la
shown a child of any age whatever,
they aay: "Oh, Just at the Inter
esting age."
The melancholy days have corns
The toughest of the batch
The B. V. D's are awful cold
The woolens make you scratch.
j
A woman's tears are the greatest
water power known to man.
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Fame Is queer, and all the aver
age American Itnows about Walea ;
ia that he ridea and isn't married.
I
Fable: A new family moved in!
and nobody peered In from behind ,
the curtaina to criticise the furni
ture.
FACTS NOT WORTH KNOWING
Aa a general rule, goldfish are
unaccustomed to earrings.
It Is not necessary to parboil ice
cream to make It tender.
Marearoni la not grown in the
extreme eastern portion of Spitz
enbergen. The queen of Tasmania la no
gentleman.
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Wa'va often wondered why they
are called "atump apeeches" since
nobody ever made one from a
stump.
Excuses may get you by for a
long time but they will not get you
by St. Peter.
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A new song hit to be sung with
a sheet Is: "Mother Nearly Freezes
When Father Goes to K. K. K."
A husband Is a person who be
gins to love shoes about the time
his wife tells him they are disre
putable. J
The summer days bava vanished.
It eurely eeeme a sin.
The porch swings must be banished
And coal put in the bin.
A loud speaker will be Installed
In the House of Lords. In our sen
ate the oud epeakera Install them
selves. I "I 4
"Do you observe the golden rule
of party-line usage?" asked the
telephone official.
"Absolutely: if the other party's
talking, ws Jiggle the receiver hook
and ma'te wise cracks until he
gets discouraged and quits."
"Her husband Is so generous to
her."
"Yes, my dear. What has he been
buying for her that you want now?"
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A young lady tells ua ahe un
packed her fur coat and moths
were making the fur fly.
Example of man losing a quar
rel: 'And what'a more Oh, hang
It I Don't cry I"
i i .- -z . 0
"Uv. kava armu unilArrM Innkl
My boys army uniform looks
MM it's ben hit with a 600-pound
hall but It'a only th moths."
DISSOLVING PARTNERSHIP
Wn. Ha Honrt anil IVrry Bond,
of (;il(l On-., hitherto doing hun-l-nrnti
umlnr the nntno of Itmid
ItmlhHni, havt iltnnolrl partnrr
uhln. and from this datti on. No
2, 1321, each will be ivnpnnMblj fur
his iwritoiial accounts only.
KlKiifd:
ROY W)X1.
rKltllY S. BOND.
DAILY WEATHER REPORT
V. R. WVathrr nuroau. local of
fice lion burtr. Ort'iron. Hi hours
temperature.
Wil. DELI Meteorologist
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Cor. Cass and Stephens, Opposite Postoffice
Armistice Day!
A Tribute!
November 1 1 1 Seven years ago the
greatest hostilities the world has ever
known ceased, and Peace reigned over
a score of battle-scarred nations.
Armistice Day is our great celebra
tion of the Victory of the Allied
' Armies. On this day we salute the
brave defenders of our country's lib
erty and gloryl May the memory of
their patriotic Service ever burn
brightly.
SANDED FINISH
. ' OUR SPECIALTY
Our Finish is Kiln-Dried
Roseburg Lumber & Mfg. Co.
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STREET CAR CO. ASKS AUTO I
DRIVERS NOT TO GIVE AID j
( AMnriatvrf Hrwa Uruml Wink) j
OMAHA. Neb.. Nov. 10. The
Omaha Street Hallway company is !
appealing in newspaper advertise
ments to automobile ownera not to
offer litis to persons awaiting
trams on street comers.
"Picking up prospective street
cur natrons by courteous autotno-
bile drivers reduce the operating
(Income ot the atreet car company
h., .(. ir
of ftire," the company's ad. headed.
"Unfair Competition." asserted.
StudeDaker
models.
builds na yearlj
EARTHQUAKE' SOMEWHERE
NEW YOHK. Nov. 10 One of
th" mo-it severe earthquakes nf the
la--VM-M2aKe4---aaK-n
w.
Double
Breasted
Suits are
the Vogue
this
Winter
Wherever weljrdressed Men
gather you will see many Dou-ble-Breasted
Suits like those we
are offering for winter wear.
All our suits adapt themselves
so interestingly to the new
modes, and are hand tailored
made to please the exacting
buyer.
And then more than that, the
price is so as to make one of
these suits a necessary part of
every man's wardrobe.
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Stetson Hats and
Harth's
ROSEiURQ,
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RATION-WIDE f
INSTITUTION - f
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DEPARTMENT STORES
XJot and ttl
year was recorded today on the
Belsmngraph at Fordham Universi
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ty. The exact distance of the duv
jouia not oe K'veu.
""1,"' ,h .hn..nrf
centered more than five thousand
miles from New York.
The whole shock lasted for more
than an hour, being still In pro
gress when the seismograph rec
ord was removed.
See the Charleston like it should
I be done, Saturday night. You'll
.enjoy It., Something new and novel
In ilanelng.
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Flora holm Shoes
Toggery
OREGON
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' TACOMA PEOPLE IN
! WRECK NEAR HERE
YESTERDAY P. M.
' Mr. and Mrs. F. Voirel of Ta
coiua. tourists,' were accident vic
tims yesterday afiernooo, when the
tar In which they were riding
went over the bank Into the creek
Just north of Myrtle Creek.
' Tbe pavement waa quite slippery
i from recent rain, and when Mr. Vo
, gel, who waa driving, started to
slow down, turning a sharp curve,
and applied the brakes, the car
. akMilf il titrnlnr anrnua tha mdiI
' when he atempted to straighten
the car In tbe road again, the carl
akaln skidded, this time the force 1
of the jar throwing Mrs. Togel .
I from the car several feet. The car i
went over the embankment, with I
Mr. Vogel, to the oreek several feet
below. They were brought to this !
city where Dr. Stewart attended '
th mo. Mr. Vogel la snfferlng from I
slight bruises. Mrs. Vogel suffer-1
ed bruises about tbe body, and It ia
thought that she may bave a frao-l
tured left leg. however, this can-)
not De determined until an A-ray I
Is taken. She will remain In bed
In her room at the Umpqua hotel i
for a few days, until she recovers
from the slight shock.
The car was brought to this city
last evening, the wrecking crew of
the Koseburg Garage towing It in
for repairs.
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Dorothy Ogle and Dorothy Mc
Donald, two local dance celebrities,
have signified their Intention to
participate in the Charleston eon
test Saturday. These two young
ladles are now appearing with the
Legion Mimttr-J.
MINSTREL SHOW
BY LEGION POST
HUGE SUCCESS
(Contlnned from page 1.)
crowd with some of the old favor
ites, "When You and L.Were Youdk
Maggie," "The Rosary," My Old
Kentucky Home," and songs which
kept tho bushed crowd breathless
as the plaintive minor chords of the
beloved old tunes came forth under
tbe master touch of the performer.
A series of seasonal dancea, de
picting winter in the east, winter In
the west and winter in the south,
originated and staged by Miss
Peggy Conlee, and featuring the
new Charleston steps, formed one
of the high spots of the evening's
entertainment.
Misses Maxine Sykes. Evelyn
Quine, Adelo Bemis, Dorothy Mc
Donald and Dorothy Ogle and little
Miss Helen Virginia Yount, assisted
Miss Conlee in these numbers.
In the dance, "Winter In the
East," Misses Ogle and McDonald
presented the dance of the snow
flakes. Miss Conlee was the grace
ful skater, and little Miss Yount
1 was the sun which melted away the
snowflakes. The number. "Winter
I In the West," was featured by tlie
'solo, "We're Conna Have Weather
Whether or Not. by Miss bvelyn
Quine. '
The Charleston dancers, with
Miss Conlee and ensemble, depict
ed "Winter In the South." In this
number Miss Conlee presented
some of the characteristic Charles
ton steps with several original var
iations, which won for tier great
praise because of her ability and
grace.
The Clue Brothers. "Sticky" and
"Gummy," direct from Lel'aste's,
France, In their gymnast, balanc
ing, Hindu mystic and ventriloquist
acts, kept the rrotfd on the verge
of hysterics. This burlesque per
formance Is the helghth of comedy,
and without question Is one of the
absolutely funniest acts ever pre
sented in tl'is city.
The minstrel was brought to a
close with a thrilling patriotic fi
nale, which brought the crowd with
fervent emotion to its feet as the
stirring notes of the bugle and the
national anthem ended a most suc
cessful production.
" The performers had aatheir as
sistants, besides those already men
tioned. Gene Fowler, busier; Harley
Watson, Alvln Knudtson, color
bearers; Mahr Reymers, Oscar M.
Perrie and Ted Post, men of "76:
W. H. Oerretson, business mana
ger: Charles E. Chowler. electri
cian: John C.errety, stage manage;
Clinton Gothy. assistant stage man
ager; J. F. Dlllsrd and "Zeke" Wal
ton, property men.
The minstrel is to be given again
tonight Btartlng at the Antlers at
S:15 o'clock The seat sale has
been very heavy for the second
night and another packed house is
expected.
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KOIi.MKI) AT KKKlrsPOItT.
Announcement of Incorporation
of the Keedsport Supply company,
with a capital stock ot $2..0l0 is
mndo this week, says the Porti
Cmpqua Courier. Papers were
filed and permission has been
granted. The Incorporators of the
company are G. 8. Slayter. E. W.
Franklin and I.. C. Schelllng. The i
Itecdsport Supply company will,
It Is planned, buy the Interest of
tho Slayter-Gllfile'n Inc.. B-lfl-15j
cent store and Its grocery depart
ment. The plant to be worked Out Is
for sale of 230 shares, Including
both common and preferred, at a
par value of 1100 per share.
These shares arc offered to pa
Irons of tho store on a contract ,
hals. The preferred stork will (
receive a guaranteed return In '
Inleren and the common stock I
will entitle the owner to receive '
monthly dividends on articles pur- j
chnsed. ,
The Wea. worked out ly G. S. j
Slavter. manager nf the Slayter- 1
I'.ildlcn More. Is fur the purpose
of giving the buyer, who holds
stock an opportunity to get the j
goods at virtual rost. with a small 1
overhead loading rot. j
Hairs Catarrh
Medicine
both local snd internal, arui has been
successful li the treatment of Catarrh ;
fof ovr terry rears. 6uui ail druguu. ,
F. ). CHENEY & CO. Toledo, Ohio
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Soma few rules can be given as a
guide to the girl who Isn't satisfied
with ber profile and wants to im
prove it. Out not many, for there
ia nothing to be done to the pro
file itself; she can only make It
seem better, create an illusien that
it is more regular, or In better
proportion. ,. i . .
For the profile with too largq. a
nose, first never wear brimless
hats, or hats that turn up sharply
from the face. A slight protrud
ing brim breaks the line of the pro
file and makes the nose less aig
nlllcauL For the - same reason,
never brush the hair up off the
faca, and do not wear a middle parting-
The opposite of this rule does
not apply to tbe girl with too small
or flat a nose, she too mat break
tho Hue of the profile, and hair or
hats that make & sharp up and 1
down or backward line, only show
up the amallneas'of the nose. Tiny
hat brims and hair brought softly
half way down the forehead are
best for her.
The sharp profile can be softened
by brushing the hair well forward
over the ears and chcoks, and by
keeping it fluffy and wavy. Stringy
hair will never help a poor profile!
A- long profile can be made shorter
by a fringe of hair to the eyebrows,
a too short profile lengthened by
hair brushed away from the face,
or by a side parting to show the
! forehead on one side to the roots
!o( tbe hair.
j Flesh makes little difference in
I the profile, except to spoil the chin
1 line and you can't do anything
about that but reduce. The great
est problem is the chinless profile;
to help this, the hair should be
Efficient a'j8J8&
miOuseKeepm-W-
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DONT STOP SERVING SALADS ! '
TOMORROW'S MENU
Breakfast
Left-Over Stewed Prunes
Cereal
Boiled Eggs ' Toast
r . Coffee
Luncheon
Fried Ieft-Over Cereal
Maple Sirup
Lert-Over Cole Slaw
Coffee Cake Coffee
Dinner
Corned Iteef Hash
Picalilli
Candled Sweet Potatoes
Creamed Cauliflower
Malaga Salad
Apple Dumplings Coffee
Folk who live In districts where
winter mrans snow and ice and
perhaps xero weather, have a habit
of dropping salads from the menu
during the cold weaaiher. "What
we need are heat-producing foods,"
they argue, "summer Is the time
for the cooling salad." '
Yet those who have studied die
tetics know that this la not true;
that the human body needs the vit
amins contained In a bp lad as much
in winter as In summer. Every
dinner In December as well as In
July should embrace some sort of
green (or celery, cucumbers, or
some such substitute). And if pos
sible, along with the lettuce, fresh
fruits should be served.
Oranges and grapefruit give a
tnrt tang to a meal. It an anas are
DietHealth
By Lulu
FAT IN
"Dear Doctor: I hate the sight of
my arm 3, my bust, my hips, my
legi, my ankles. As 1 do not seem
to be so very much- overdister.ded
In other parts, can't I reduce them
without dieting?"
I get these letters by the thou
sands. Fat In spots. Fat does
seem to have a predisposition to
settle in certain spots in some vic
tims, rather than to be symmetri
cally proportioned.
The same cause that eausen ov
erweight in general ia responsible
for the fat In spots, and that Is ov
ereating and underexorclslng, or
both, for the needs. (There are
such things as actual tumors of
fat, but they are shaply circum
scribed and stand out and look
different from the ordinary fat.
These have to be removed surgi
cally.) Most of the complaints seem to
bo about fa ankles and legs. A
girl iih the Initials H. M." wrote
in comi'litir.ing about hers and 1
answered her pretty thoroughly, 1
think, so I'll repeart It:
"Fat ankles and legs, fat ankles
and legs, oh. the uoe, oh, the sor
row, surh unseemly pegs! My dear
I). M. if I only knesfor fat ankles
and lees something speedy to do.
my frrtunn were made, my future
"cum. Hav yon tried to reduce?
ave yon exerci-d ell? Have
you bandaged them fnutgly and
still do they swell? That all I
can offer, I regret, 1 surs do. I'm
PROFILES
dressed hlgb in back ( or if bobbed,
clipped to a. boyish shingle.
Doubtful Mary: When your hair
Is long enough luck it up under
T'
'f h
Do you' like your profile? ' I
your hat and also wear a net to
hold all the loose, ends together.
After a time, you will be able to
tie It up, and then user a small
switch over this to fqrm a becom
ing coil that should be shaped to
conform with that of your head.
The short hair should bo curled
and fluffed out and then taken in
the net along with the rest of yeur
hair to keep the whole coiffure
looking neat. '
Tomorrow A Cold In the Hes.il.
also delicious. Try one of thd; fol
lowing salads:
Quickly Made Salad: To cut up
orangts rapidly, rmnovepuel with
the fingers, then chip off small
slices, cutting across the orange
sections (discarding seeds as you
work)., Slu't two usangws.4nto a
bowl in this manner, add one tbln-ly-sllced
banana, and one dozVno
cooked and sto.ii d prunes. M hi all
lightly and heap ou crinp letloce,
lopping with a dab of Aluyonuui.se
dressing.
Grapefruit-D. J s Salad: ' ; Chip
slices from a small grapefruit just
as described above for oranges.
When you have cut up the entire
grapefruit, add one dozen stoned
dates and two diced eating apples
(skin, cores and sends discard).
Mix all together lisihtly and serve
on lettuce wtih Mayonnaise.
Malaga Salad: 'Wash Mnlaca
! grapes and cut each grape In hlf
crosswise. To one-half cupful of the
, halved grapes, add two oranges cut
: as above directed, and one-third
j cup of the large stoned raisins. Mix
j well and serve on lettuce with May
lonnaise. ! Pink Waldorf Salad: Mix equal
quantities (one cup each) of diced
.apples and celery, then add one
! tablt-spoon of cntbapplt jelly. -Mix
i well so that the rod Jelly will color
, the apple and celery, and moisten
I with a li'le Mayonnaise dressing.
Serve on lettuce. i
Guest Salad: To one cup tit sliced
'Oranges, add one cup of : marsh
j lows which you have cut in small
pieces. Mix lightly and serve on
lettue topped with whipped cream
Hunt Peters. M.D.
SPOTS
sorry, dear R., there's no help fo
you."
I really should have put In som
thing about local mansage to cove
th things she could do for her fn
ankles and lexs. See if you can f
that In a rhyming way to my do:
! gorel and send it to me. it's ver.
' important!
There Is arorrutrated roller, scr
of a glorified rolling pin, on It
market that Is splendid for Inc.
or generalixed fat. While you ma
sago yourself you also get son
good active exercise at tho sun
tltme.
Busts often seem larger than lh -really
are on account of the sty;
of corset that is Horn. A crs'
Ithat pushes up the. roll of fat (tt
spar) tire) on the abdomen, al
j pushes up the bu-ts. A girdle c
set which comes rnly up to 1
; waistline, and doetm't push the f
' up. lowers the hurt line apprec
! bly, vlth that, a sou fitting bra
sferre hlclt comes down sver H
Mine of the corset, phould bo wor
tor the fat hips and turns, kic
Ing exercised, floor rolling sftd ma
; rare can be used. Brisk wall
with a King stride also help sh!
I 'em down. A friend of mine w'
was troubled with extra tnt hit
and t ho was not overweight oth
'wise, actually fbnk r.ff four 1ni
Jin (our months simply by the Y.U
i'lg exercises. Fho kicked as hi
as possible, back and, forth si
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