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ROSEBURG NEWS-REVIEW, WEDNESDAY, MAY 13. 1925.
ROSEBURG NEWS-REVIEW
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ROSEBURG, OREGON, WEDNESDAY, MAY 13, 192S.
I KNOW A MAN
Chester C. Sherlock, writing in Better Homes and Gar
dens says:
"He is a hard worker, for he has a job that he loves.
Needless to say, his family is happy, contented, healthy.
When he comes home at night, Ted and Julia, the two
youngsters, are watching down at the corner. With shouts
of welcome they "hop" the running-board as he slows down
the old bus, and ride up the block and into the driveway,,
their laughter and banter heard above the roar of exhaust
and the squeal of brakes. When he climbs out they attack
by flank and front, until overwhelmed he capitulates and
laughingly disgorges the gum or candy always found in
his pockets.
; "In a few minutes he comes out of the door again, his
grateful homage having been paid to her who has stood at
his side through defeat, anguish and death in shadow and
-storm as willingly as now. His collar is loosened, his
-sturdy black briar aglow, a strange contentment on his care
lined face. He wanders about in his flower beds and around
.tiis lawn, drinking in the beauty which he has helped to
create with his busy hands and ready heart.
"In the corner, by the garage, where a shrub thicket
holds dominion, a robin is singing his evening roundelay,
making the whole neighborhood a shrine. Our friend pauses
and listens, a smile hovering on his lips as he watches.
.Then he moves to iie other corner of the yard where a
. Jenny Wren in her tiny bungalow provided by his hand is
the soul of domestic activity. Again he pauses and he is
' satisfied.
"Up the yard he turns, caressing this dahlia admiring
"ILat hollyhock, drinking in the sweet perfume of that tube
7dse or nodding in greeting to the laughing cosmos ant.
.Coreopsis. Perhaps he kneels as at prayer, in the edge ol
the lawn but only to root out a vagrant dandelion which
has escaped his ever vigilant eye in the past.
"Mornings, as the first faint fringes of pink and rose
, 'pierce the eastern sky, he comes out in the cool, vibrant
Sir, and for an hour works havoc oh his garden foes, ltut
at night, like a benediction frotri a day well spent, he mere
ly enjoys and looks and learns and listens to the mighty sym
phony of Creation.
"Then childish voices summon him to the simple repast
which frugal taste and healthy appetites most desire.
1 trough the open window, we hear the hush and murmur
of thanks going up to the Almighty, as tiny heads bow with
those of middle age.
"I know a man who has achieved all the, happiness this
world holds, because he has learned to work, to love and to
laugh. I know him because he is my neighbor and I think
one of him lives on your block too!"
The fact that Germany has elected a monarchist and
friend of the old kaiser, as president, will cause anxiety
in the rest of the world. Yet it does not necessarily prove
that the Germans want war again. The business men of
that country felt that Jn voting for Hindenburg1, they were
opposing those dreamy theories. The Germans -are at pres
ent worrying as to how they can borrow money in America.
If they find it difficult to obtain loans for fiheir relatively
small peace time enterprises, it Would be 100 times as diffi
cult to secure them to promote it military campaign. The
German politicians will have quite a jolt the next time they
appear in the American financial markets, to pass the hat
for a loan. It will no doubt be said to them, that a country
that will place a representative of the discredited old regime
at the head of its government, is not entitled to a credit
rating.
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i'Jext week Itoseburg will go over tlie top with one of
the best Strawberry carnivals staged hero for a long tune.
The program prepared for this year's es-ent is exception
ally good and the entire three days will be full of merriment.
By the time the average fellow learns something
about his automobile it is time to buy a new one.
THE VELVET HAMMER
pickins
BY BER1 a BATES
GOOD EVENING FOLKS
A Hawvawd profestah '
Says we'll soon
Be flylri to the moon
Where doee he
Git that
We" ..tuff?
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DUMBELL DOFL THINKS
6he'i goin' to have a tough race
far queen with all the local sheike
votln' agin her. .
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CAMPAIGN DOPE
Today's queen ceunt stands as
follows: i
Oumbell Dora . .. 12
As predicted in yestiddy's issue,
Dora conraled another six votes
from the kind-hearted section men.
The Swedes have not yet come
through as a carload o. Copen
hagen arrived at Carnes durin' the
week and took their surplus jack.
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Do You Enjoy Good Things ?
We are of,, ring a continuous feast of appetizing foods, '
and Roseburg folks are finding our Delicatessen a great
help in Supplying their tables.
THURSDAY SPECIALS Roast Beef, Spaghetti
Spanish, Honey Cream Cake, Pineapple Cream Pie
Fresh Potato Chips Daily Meat Roasts Pies Cakes
Salads Tamales Salt Rising Bread Thursdays Hot
Bread Every Noon.
VOSBURGH & WIARD
Fancy Grocers
Phone 515
ELKS ATTENTION '
Important business meeting
Thursday, May 14th. Report
of Portland Convention Com-
mlttee.
The accompanying sketch shows
Dumbell Dora's campaign manager
in a heated argyment with a local
haah-alingegr who mde a wise
crack at a nearby table to the ef
fect that Dumbell Dora had a com
plexion like bakery punkin pie. Fol
lerin' a lengthy discussion of our
little damsel's school-girl complex
Ion, the head-waiter changed hi
remark to read "like lemon pie."
One thing we dread about the
approach of summer is the number
of moiet fat men who- will wear
soft collars.
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We heard today that Bill Heln
line's dog has been poisoned. Dog
poisoners ouahta be fed on a diet
of arsenic and Paris green until
their toes start to kink and then
their carcass oughta be tossed to
the hawat but be sure and have
the hawgs vaccinated agin vermin.
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The world is full o reformers
but no one seems to have a mind
bio enough to keep cider from bein
wicked.
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No matter what you say everv i
woman has HIS peculiarities.
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SAFETY FIRST
There was a young chemist auite
rough.
Who. in mixing some confounded
. stuff.
Touched a match to a vial.
And after a. while.
They only found hie front teeth
ana a curt.
ne ine uaiosn IMIDIt I. m,p
Aggie Pitchford got her .hoes shin.
ea mis s. m. and now we're con
vinced that spring has cornel
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BILL BRYAN TO
1110 If! BATTLE
01 EVOLUTION
Tennessee Science Teacher
u:n r -r i r I
tt in vis uii a rial i or
Expounding Theory.
Get Fid cf Thst Ezckaclis!
RoFeburg People Point the Way.
INTEREST IS SHOWN
Bryan Asserts Atheists and
Scientists Attempting
to Run Schools of
the Nation.
The romtant aching of a bad back.
The wtariness. the tired teeliu,;:
J It ad u-hud, dizziness, at- rvousttcus,
I iai resting urinary disorders
Art often nlgnn of failing kidney a
And too Bvrious lo be neglected.
Get rid of these trouMes!
I Be JHan'f I'ille a Btimulant diu
retic to ihj kidneys. f
llo.n of people reconirueaa
lxan s.
TLis U a Roseburg case.
You can verify it. .
V. Ilite. M3 Short St., nays;
"My kidneys troubled me for a
long tinif and I was almost down
with my buck. I could hardly get
out of bed mornings and when I
stooped, dizzy spells came over
me. My kidneys acted Irregularly,
too. Ijoan's Pills rid me of tho
aches and pains and made my
bark well and strong."
60c, at all dealers. Foster-Mil-burn
Co., Mfrs., 3u?a!o, N. Y.
relfelous faith."
"The attack being made right
now upon those who stand suuare
ly for the Christian faith ot their
fathers, Is not an attack on ortho
doxy, u Is an attack on religion.
"There are about 5.000 scientists
nd probably half of them are
atheists. In the t'nlted Slates. Are
we going to allow thtyn to run our
schools? We are not."
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YELLOW KID" HELD
FOR BANK R0B8EFES
CHICAfiO. Hay 33 Joseph
"Yellow Kid" Well confidence man
whose whiskers of burnt orange
I hue have appeared in numerous
'court rooms was arreBted early to
day and held with four alleged as
sociates In connection with three
bank, robberies which netted $o00,-
j 000.
I The warrants were issued for
hlm yesterday after the arrest ot
! James Head, alias Hard in a brok
erage office trying to sell Liberty
bonds valued at 110.000 which
'were believed stolen in the North
jwest National Hank holdup in Mil
waukee, three other are also held,
j Since the Milwaukee robbery in
which $27.1,000 In bonds was ob
jtained. authorities connected to
I $100,000 bond holdup of the Citi
zens State Bank of Shumway, 111 i
jnois and the holdup of a Cnenoa,
i Illinois bank which lont llM.OoO
in cash and ihjiwIs. With opera
tions of the band.
You Save When You Buy
You Save When You Use
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V'oLi'S GREATEST'
There is No Substitute
SALES Z TIME3 THOSE OF ANT OTHER BRAND
NOTICE TO PATRIARCHS
NOTICE.
Patriarchal degree, Wed. May 13.1 No more watches and clocks tak
LlKht lunch. en In for repair till Oct. 1. Wilbur
F1CED MILLER, CP. L. Siiaugh, 601 I'lne Bireei.
Business Is good with Hudson- Business Is good with Hudson-
Esse I Essex.
"Most any crank can start
umthirt' but it takes a flood engine
to make the grade.'
MKMPHIS. May 13. Win n J. T.
Scopes, science teacher, is called
mo court in the Jitiiu town ot
i'uyton. 'linn., to lace a charge of
violating me 'JenneHsee law
HKauisi teaching evolution in tue
public schuois, the caitu will have
passed beyuuu the borders of biate
jnt rt'rit and an array uf nationally
known individual and organiza
tions will be found lined behind
Uie prosecution and deu-uhe.
The latent prominent individual
to enter the lists is William Jen
nings Itryunt, toe of the theory of
evolution, lie announced in l ilts
burgh yesterday that he had ac
cepted an invitation to represent
the World's' ChnwUnn Fundamen
tal Association in tho prosecution
uf Scopes.
Simultaneously persons interest
ed in Hit invealigatiou of Scopes,
who consented to arrest on May 5,
in order lo start a t l case ol ilie
evolution law, announced plan for
the coI.eciKfik of a fund to defiay
expenses of carrying the litigation
to the school.
Ceorge W. Kapplcyca, a chemi
cal engineer and ad.oeatu of the
theories of evolution who was n s
ponsible for the ls.suance of the
warrant, under which Snipes was
arrested, annoiim-ed at 1 avtou
that beforo the proceedings lie li'id
obtained a guarantee from the
Amcricau Civil Liberties I'uiuii
I that it would co-operate financial
ly to carry the case to the highest
j courts.
! Following his arrest. Scopes,
teacher in the Khea county high
school, was held lor actiou by the
grand jury which meets in August.
j Mr. Hryan's acceptance of a ro e
in the prosecution, contingent up
on such representation being
agreeable to the legal department
of Tennessee, came as the result
of a request by the Christian Fun
, ihitneiital Association, meeting
,here. The organization also ask
ed the commoner to tour tho col
lides and universities of the coun
try' and present the arguments of
fundamental Ibu before student
Wlies and reply to advocatts of
;the theory of evolution.
"I have been asked to help In the
fight to preserve the integrity of
that law (Tennessee evolution
law( and I am going to it," Mr.
lirvan said in an address to the
' Pittsburgh Presbytery after the
Invitation had been received.
I "We cannot afford to have a
aystem of education that destroys
j the reJgiohs taith of our children".
I Mr. JJryant asserted that "care
fully prepared figures Iniliiate that
I among freshmen who enter rollee
lf per cent am without religious
faith. Ily the time they hnvt
reached their senior year the col
lege atmosphere of unbell-f has so
influenced their lives th.it there
are 45 per cent who are without
NOTICE FOR BIDS FOR CITY
IMPROVEMENT BONDS
Notice is hereby given that the
undersigned, Hecorder of the City
of Roseburg, Oregon, will up to
7:30 o'clock P. M., May 18th, 1925,
at his otfice In the City Hall, re
ceive sealed proposals for the pur
chase of City Street and Sewer Im
provement Bonds in the sum of
J43.-113.333. Said Bonds are issued
under the Bancroft Bonding Act in
denominations of $500.00 each with
interest at 6 per cent, payable seml
annuatly and run from one to ten
years at the option of the city of
Roseburg.
The right to reject any and all
bids is hereby reserved.
Dated at Koseburg, Oregon, May
6th, 1&25.
. R. L. WHIPPLE -City
Recorder of the City of Rose
burg, Oregon.
Taylor-maai! concrete is good con
'cret. Tel. 225-R.
t WHEN IN ROSEBURG
STOP AT
Hotel Umpqua
Window Boxes
- and
Flower Beds
Planted
We charge only for plants
and material, but not for
labor.
The Fern
Phone 240
Irrigation sytems at Wharton
Droa.
YISITOKM II I UK I'UOM rnix.v.
Mr. I.. K. Hull. xpriitlv tec-n-lary
of liny. Work In China, nr.
cumpunli'il hy lil wlfo uml fnur
un, 8l(ipii'il in lion, hurt; hi-it
nlKht for a nluirt vIkIi wild lt.-v.
Hall's 4'miHin. Kt'V. JnsiVh Knott!.,
and wcrn illnm-r kus! at th'
Knot la homo. Mr. Hall has unt
nix vi-un In China. Im lndinK oin
ami nnft hair .warn in IVkln.
wh.'re ht li'iirni'd thn luntiuix.'.
His hrailiiniirtiTH arc at Shanghai,
lln In now apcmlitiK a vm-atlon In
tho stnti's. anil is rnronto to his
homo In KntfaM. Irnwllni; ttv nti-
tomohllo. Thoy xix-nt tho nlcht
at (Iroon an the gnosis of Mr. ami
Mr. .1. It. Howard. Mr. Hall hav
ing ht't'il nHsni'inti'd In Chlnn with
rrlntlws of Mrs. Howard, and roil-
tlnurd on to l.os Angi'lcx. Califor
nia, today, whor.' tlu-v will vlnit
a ulster of Mrs. Hall."
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T.ILL IIAKDING
Try Watkln toothimxtn. ' Ran
pli (rrc. Uo W. tain- St.
CADDIE8 WANTED
Twrnly flvo boys arc nredsd for
raddios at thft ItosrbnrK Country
Club (Irounds. ltos wnntlnK Jobs
should stH C A. I.ockuood at th
t.nrkwood Motor Company Garaso
bofore HaUirday noon.
To any that one is filled with prune respectfully implies
Hint when he ratim-inatos his judKment isn't wise, hut Ilard
Jnir's long and largo career was stuffed with purple fru'
till, feelinjf a sufficiency both chronic and acute, he sold ins
trees and Iwsrs and bees and shrubbery and vines to those
who num!ored raising prunes anion their be.st designs.
He stored a stack of well-earned jack where moth can
not corrupt, nor burglars come with nmnners ill-considernt
and abrupt. Still young and prime, he has the time to keep
the golf green clipped; that ball he'll fight from noon to
night unless ho gets it whipped. He recently discovered
this important boon of man, and while his score is some and
more, he's moving -tow'rd the van. .
And since you mention .leadership of consequence and
skill, remember the Kiwjnian ay "rresiunf to l'.ill. lie
fills his vital office with initiative and pep and leads ti9
march of progress with a brisk and bree.y step. (JThe Kose
burg Band needs dough on hand to make the trombones
thrill. It's Harding's fate to pass tho plate w itJi eloquence
and skill. ,
Outsldn ard InMdo white paint
?2.sf a gallon at Towolls.
New
Location
Cor. DourI" & Main Sis.
Battery rcpnirinK, EXIDE
bnttcriea. Slnilor. generator,
light nnd ignition service.
StronberR cnrburelors, Spnr
ti horns, Lincoln snubbers
Spark plug.
You will like our battery
testing service
Umpqua Battery Station
A. B. TAYLOR, Prop.
the
convenience
bf-
two
trouser
suits
is .
obvious
$37.S0
n w weaves, new colors, dressy, serviceable
practical men will appreciate these wonderful values
f lorsheim shoes
stetson hats
harth's toggery
W2ay Keep On
This TaK?
Everybody expects to pay some taxes,
but why impose unnecessary taxes on
yoursell?
Do you realize that every time you
drive your car on an unpaved highway
you are actually taxing yourself one to
four cents a mile?
This is the cost o! increased repair,
tire and gasoline bills.
Highway research has definitely
established these facts.
Each year you tax yourself in this way
a good many dollars.
Instead of spending this money for
increased transportation costs, why not
invest it in Concrete Highways and
pay yourself some dividends?
Concrete Roads and Streets pay for
themselves in the saving they effect on
the cost of motoring.
Their maintenance cost is so low that
this saving alone returns good dividends
on the investment, year after year.
You are imposing an unnecessary tax
on yourself from which you get no return,
by failing to work for more Concrete
Highways.
Not in a long time have general con
ditions been so favorable for carrying on
such public works as permanent high
way building.
Your highway authorities are ready
to carry on their share of this great
public work. But they must have your
support.
Tell them you are ready to invest in
more Concrete Highways, now.
PORTLAND CEMENT ASSOCIATION
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PORTLAND. OREG.
A National Organization to Improve and
Extend the Uses of Concrete-
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