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" HoUdlbb'liHUtUH, Ufc-Spy. JANUARY 19iM.
UEIXG IIAPI'Y THOUGH BUSV.
the players who present the famous Passion I The Ump. chiefa m
Kau in Germany, have recently ten visiting. 'J,
A company of the
play of Obi'ramrr.erg.
in thi country. One of them remarked that Americans have all
the prosperity that could bring happiness, but they are too rushed.
New York is too noisy and fast, he said. He felt that no one could
bo really happy in such a place. These passion players have pre
sented their famous drama as an act of religious devotion. They
have been noted for their union of artistic cultivation with per
fect simplicity. Life in their quiet mountain town must be con
templative, and it would be natural that American hpstle would
seem unliealthful and abnormal to them. Many Americans have
held the same view, and have felt that the rush of American life
prevents our people from getting the greatest happiness. Our
philosophers have usually felt tlus way, and have deplored the
hurry and worry and scurry of the life of cities. Yet many people
beem to be keyed up to such a pitch, that they could not be happy
unless they were doing a certain amount of rushing. They would ) draw bianka.
stagnate if forced to live in a quiet and peaceful little community.
They say it is better to wear out than to rust out. The Irishman
who uttered the famous phrase, "If you can't be aisy, be as aisy
as you can," summed up the true philosophy. People must fol
low their own bent to an extent, and as the majority of Ameri
cans are nervous and energetic, they will continue to hustle to
the end of their days. Dut they can cure the tendency to too much
hustle by cultivating the deeper enjoyments. People who have
learned to enjoy pleasures Ifite good books and music and friend
ship, find that the best aims of life are not dependent on money,
but can be attained without large cost of effort.
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There will be nationwide interest in the effort the new mayor
of Philadelphia is making to clean the town of vice and enforce
the laws. Such a movement may encounter difficulties, yet it is
the only consistent position. Municipal officials claim in some
places that the public will not back up such a movement, that peo
ple whose customary habits have been interfered with will revolt
against enforced virtue. But they sometimes overlook a vast un
rtone of sentiment that wants clean living and believes that
merican institutions are founded on laws and that these must be
maintained. Most Americtyn towns will support this principle if
it i put up to them on a clear cut issue.
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0000 EVENING POLKS
Ob boy
We're goin'
To have
'Nuther
6trawberry
festival thla year
And hot dawg
We're glad.
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DUMBELL DORA THINKS
Snubbera are made for anoba.
met down In Bert
laat eve and
aomething awful
Nice and warm today, .waan't It?
Small Boy "Me fadder wanta
nickcl'a wort' of Ice cream."
Soda Clerk "Cone?"
Small Boy "Naw Roeenbaum."
Nothing ao annoya a aick man aa to
have the doctor tell him he haa no
fever.
Befor marriage man acta like a
bear In that ha hugs; afttr marriage
he acta like a bear by growling.
' A woman aaya ehe knowa marriage
a lottery becauae ao many women
It wilj not probably be necessary for any of the political par
ties to exercise Uie leap year privilege and ask somebody to of
ficiate as their presidential candidate.
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It is claimed that sound thinking is necessary, but there is
so much sound of oratory going on most of the time that it is dif
ficult to think.
If all the proposed amendments to the constitution go through
George Washington would not know that document if he met it
on the street.
The poets write about the pleasures of the imagination, and
the campaign liars are getting ready to make the same profitable.
o
A good pair of hedge clippers ought to come in handy around
the house when the girls want their hair bobbed.
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Although there is complaint that fuel costs high many people
Still continue to burn up their money.
LIKE FATHER, LIKE SON
The man who didn't know the gun
waa loaded aeema to be aurvived by a
eon who didn't know the driver of the
car waa loaded.
If iome people got all they wanted
we would have to build an addition to
the earth.
TO MARJ GAWD BLESS 'ER
Marjy ia an awful mess,
I love her.
She ia the height of uglineee,
I love her.
She lan't much on countenance,
She doean't aavor of romance,
She'a dumb and coy and cannot
dance,
I love her. .
The Teapot Pome scandal is certainly furnishing plenty of
food for political gospers.
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MarJ. will uae no rouge or paint,
I love her.
She'a built like Aphrodite ain't.
I love her.
She'a knock-kneed and ahe'a angular,
With me, though, ahe ia popular;
MarJ. leta me use her motor car.
I love her,
A virgin forest ia a woods where
the hand of man haa nevei set foot.
A specialist aaya if we were com
pelled to aubeist solely on apinach,
there would be no more wara. No
more foreign wara, perhaps, but oh,
the domestio bloodahed.
Every community haa a few people
who are perfectly willing to open
their hearts instead of their pocket-books.
Mummy's the word, aay the explor-
era in King Tutankhamen s tomb.
The trouble with aome portable
garaea that you have to take the
car apart every night to make It fit.
. When ahe promiaea to be a aieter to
you look out brother!
'Dern few of the pugilists ever won
any belts packin' in wood at home."
The average man the real man
home is his castle.
-still maintains that his
; Chicago Metropole Jazz
Orchestra to Visit
j M. Cnrmrntl. late of Al. 0. Fields
1 minstrels, anil his world famous Met
I rouW. Jazr, orchestra of Itistnnrk
Idaidene. Chicago, aro playing for the
I dunce at the Armory, Tuesday night.
'Jan. 21. These musicians who are
, touriim the world and leave for the
, Orient in a liort time, left Chicago on
their western tour the first ilay of
July, l!:.';t, ami have played practical
ly every city west of Chicago with a
record of having prayed every night
since their alanine; dale Willi the ei
c.pilon of elsht nights which were
taken up ty travel. A record unsur-
any traveling oruhestra.
These muxiciana are all entertainers
anil furnish a repertoire of dance mu
sic seldom ever heard in a town the
sie of Hoseburif. We f-el reasonably
sure the p. iple of Roseburg will be
talking about thivu musicians for
.:us to cotue, Heineuibcr the date,
1 u. sdaj nifcht, Jan. 23.
Pear l-'olks:
It's love that makes the world jro 'round you've often heard
il sain, ana uio you t,inl; that other things may lulp you get P,.scd i
ahead, it s Love that rules the turners, h has and a!as will.
It's Iive that makes a nation move or keeps it standi! g still.
It's love that stands behind a man and drives him eor on.
when all the other things he had hae vanished and are gone. It
builds new courage in his heart and makes his muscles strorg. It
holds him on the path of right, and from the path of wrong. It's
Ix)e that gives a woman strength to bear a burden great. It's
Ixive that keeps her fighting on to help her chosen mate. It
brings her children into life, it shines within her eyes, its warmth
is like a lasting flame that burns and never dies.
It's lxe that's given us the names of Father and of Nn, of
Mother, Daughter, brother too. it's given every one. The great
demand of human hearts that goes to llim above, is not much for r
other things as just for lasting Love.
When Love is taken from our lives, its place is never filled.
leaves us dry timl withered up, it leaves our bodies chilled, i-o 'i '"
rtt Kv mvrl he tlOUC' thilur Veil lliint t -.I miv h ir.i f,iin.f ' l s!,l''
" ' V. l, tii.re is nothing remarkable in
.yr truth will always bring you back. Love makes the world go n.o. . u-ie ivv?n't every .me-i-,
'round. k'"w Ccorse llennan lIuibTj
il:il he the uhi famous hoiuoruu'
A Oood ThlDcDOHT MIS IT.
Beast year mum ui address plainly
vrittea together with Semis (sad Uua
tip) to CbajBberUia Madirioe to-, Vm
Moines, lows, and ieeei l
thai package eootauiiBC Chamberlain's
Coogh keaiedy fur coughs, colds, eroup,
bronchial, "flu" and .hooping eougba,
aad tickling tbraab Chambsrieio'a EHoea
ach and Lire Tablets for stoaiaca iro
Wee, imliaeation, away pains that crowd
the heart,' biiiouuKSf and coastlpeiioeej
Chamberlain's Baits, needed ln(eery
family for bums, scalds, wounds, piles,
and skin affectiooi; these valued family
medidnee for ouly & ceola. Don't lias it.
batter of (he day? Doesn't ha slam the
pill harder and make It travel further
than anybody else either of this fen
eratlon or In history? Hasn't hie
name been printed twice or thrice as
many times In the past five or six
years aa that of any other great Am
ericiin T t
Now cross the Atlantic and pick up
the London Observer, whose "Obser-
vator" baa read the Independent' list
with attention and curiosity. And he
says. "Alaa. that we In thla country
should be so blind to the great ones
of our times as not to have beard ot
Da be Ruth. Is the a cimena star?"
Ia She a cinema star?
Which leads us back to our original
question. Are we being kidded? Or
is the "Hands Across the Sea" move
ment such an utter failure that our
Knglksh cousins, or whatever relation
they may be, are as ignorant of our
great men as they seem? Eugene
Uuard.
FASHION AND EXTERMINATION
It waa bad enough for the fur-
bearing animals when women wore
furs only in the winter, but it spelled
their doom, says the National Geo
graphical Society, when women took
to wearing furs all the year around
The society declares that J he relent
less demand Is threatening with ex
tinction the beaver, marten, skunk,
muskrat. and many others which.
with a normal demand, might long
continue to meet genuine human
needs.
It Is a matter for keen regret In
many ways. A great economic re
source l being exhausted. Deautlful
specimens of wild life are being
wiped oilt, to the infinite regret of
nature lovers. Women themselves, in
a generation or two may be deprived
of furs for warmth because, in this
generation, they have worn them so
wastefully for ornament Albany
Democrtrt.
A BAD COMBINATION
A man named Miller is under arrest
In Portland for running over a woman
with an automobile and killing her.
Everything is aeainst the man. Wo
say everything, and hereby submit the
proof, lie had an empty whiskey
flask In the car and was riding with
another man's wife. Xo more evidence
Is needed to convict him. Salem
Statesman.
Juat rub on the new application
called Joint-Kase if you want to know
what real Joint comfort is.
It's for stiff, swollen, or palri tortur
ed Joints whether caused by rheuma
tism or not.
A few seconds' rubbing and it soaks
right in through skin and flesh right
down to llglment aniT bone.
It oils up and limbers up the Joints,
subdues the inflammation and re
duces the swelling. Joint Kase Is the
one great remedy for all joint troubles
and .Nathan Hi Norton and other live
druggists are dispensing it daily a
tube for 60 cents.
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INDIAN IN JAIL
J. A. Farrls, the .Oklahoma Indian
attorney, who was arrested here on a
government warrant charging him
with Impersonating a federal officer,
is still in Jail, having failed in his.
efforts to raise the bonds fixed by V.
S. Commission Hopkins. Farrla will
be given a preliminary hearing on
Saturday. Ilia wife, who is being held
In the Multnomah county Jail ae a ma
terial w itness wffi be brousht back to
ltoseburg on Saturday to give testi
mony on the stand.
STATK I'ltKsy COMMKNT
Am
SUCH ENGLISH. IGNORANCE
.mi .m etne of value become dis-
i-d -
Independent, ct New York, a few
e. k a-M p-ip.t.1 a list vf omstand
n ' na!i;ies of the year 1JIJJ who.
it i ,-irr.it,i. vr.;M he talked about
century hence. In th.
I the name of Habe Ruth.t
THIS BRIGHT
BABY GIRL
Brought Joy to Home. Mrs.
Price's Health Restored by
Lydia E. Pinkhm's Vege
table Compound
Q.i. r "I t At 1 :i i
big. and when I would try to do anv
i. .
..,, Bijuiuiiigon my
feet, 1 would just
drag around alt day
Ions;. At times I
would have terrible
pains and would be
in bed three or four
days. 1 was in this
condition about n
year when I saw
Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Com
pound advertised in
ura ai-rii. i nau
heard different women say it was good
i.'i women s irouoirs, ana my aunt
thought it would help me as it had
hel'd her So I took the Vegetable
Compound and it brought thincs right,
and I was in g.vdshain' before f became
a mother again 1 believe it helps at
birth, too. wi;h both my other babies
1 sullen d a great deal more than with
this one. I thank you a thousand times
for the (rood your medicine has done me.
It has surely mad J our home a happy
one. "-Sirs. RonL'RT Prick. Scootac,
via Lockhaven. Pa.
In a recent country-wide car.va.s ot
purchasers of I.vdia F Pinkham's Ve.
eui'le totj'.jH.iind, 1S em oi every l'Hj
njvrt tk7 vc:o Unuuj tv it uto.
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INVESTIGATE THI8 PROPERTY
t If yon aro contemplating buying
4 a home in Koaeburg or vicinity
it will ar X t0 Investigate this
u-,.. u,..K.ir residence proper-
ty consisting of about 7 acres
a and one of the oesi nuu. i
a. .v. ,.,, will sell all or part
s of the land with Improvements.
F. J. umn. T
4 NEW PUPILS
; ,
may be enrolled In the Hein-
line Kindergarten until Feb-
ruary 8th. Kach child receives
individual Instruction from Mrs.
S lloinllno Mill tlllKia. SOd MlSS
Kobinson. Jitney caUs for child-
ren.
SOME GOOD OFFERINGS IN
A HOME
No. 25. Eaet Douglas street, w
seven-room houre $2,000
No. 28. Winchester street,
nine room house 3,00U
No. 69. Stephens street.
eight-room house 6,000
No. 66. East Douglas
Street, four-room house . 1,350
No. 71. Stephens Btreet,
eight-room house 3,500
No. 5. S o u th Jackson
street, seven-room house, 4,500
No. 8. North Jackson
street, six-room house 4,000
No. 14. West Third street,
five-room bouse I,2o0
No. 21. Pine street, seven-
room house 4,500
No. 16. North Jackson
street, ten-room bouse .. 4,000
No. 30. East Lane street.
nine-room house 3,500
No. 6B. ast First avenue,
three-room h6use 850
No. 65. Thompson street,
five-room house 2,500
See N. Rice of Rice and Rice.
a.
Classified Section
ALL NEW ADS ON BACK PAGE
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WANTED
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WANTED One or two men to cut
brush. Ervln Hire, Oakland, Oregon.
WANTED Small parrot cage. Ad
dress T., careNgws-Revlew.
WNYElfMeu to cut wood, also to
lash brush. Boyer Bros. Phone
UVU.
WANTED Woodcutters; for sale R.
i R um for hatching. C. W.
Groves, Phone 6F3J.
WANTED Girl to care for small
child during day. inquire at in ou.
Jackson St. between 1:30 and 4:30
p. m.
l.ELP WANTED Competent woman
or girl wanted for general house
work. Apply or phone st residence
of J. W. Perkins, "Circer Stephens
and Mosher Sis.
FOR RENT room
Good location. la,t
phens SL "Ifc
TORRENTTTrooV.
or Jackson and 1st iT
Apply in rear to L.
FOR KENT 7525
- room with hot an,,
nacs heat. 323 sn o.1
295-J. wHi
HELP FEMALE Earn big money
spare time at home, vicinity, repre
senting music publishers. Address
ing circulars for music orders.
Send 10c for music, information.
American Music Co.. 1658 Broad
way. Dept. E-37, New York.
FOR RENT-NicerTtoSS
for gentleman, a,
Everything new.J
hot water. Phone 240
T FpRjgr
FOR SALE Used ptar
60c each. Phona 170.
FOR SALE Fir MocT"
Bros. Phone 14P14.
SALESMAN WANTED Oldest com
pany of its kind in U. 3. can use a
few good salesmen In Oregon. This
ia country. Belling to farmers.
Those with experience preferred, or
we teach you free. Salary antf ex
penses to produceie, paid weekly.
Steady work. Good references re
quired. Must furnish own transpor
tation. If $40 to $90 a week Interests
you. call at 444 Mill St., or phone
442-J, after 6 p. in. and ask for Mr.
Evans.
LOST AND FOUND
ID J
LOST Near Oak creek 33 by 41 non
skid chain. Finder please notify T.
C, care News-Review.
$50 REWARD
I will pay a reward of $50 for In
formation leading to the conviction
and arrest of the party or parties
killing my dog at Camas. Valley, Sun
day, January 13th.
E. MONROE, Olalla, Oregon.
CAROLINA'S
Giffto
lovely
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if - vj v u . ii a l
CARO-CO
COCOANUT OIL
SHAMPOO
A PRODUCT OF THE SOUTH
LANDTHAT IMPARTS A BEAU
TY. RAVISHING AND IRRE
SISTIBLE TO THE TRESSES
THAT HAVE FELT IT'S TOUCH.
Nathan Fullerton
The Rexall Store
Roseburg, Oregon
CARO-CO. UNION. S. C.
LOST In Roseburg Wednesday, pret
ty colored brooch with sets. Finder
please leave at News-Review.
T" MISCELLANEOUS J
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CAR OWNEn vonl lorget to call
65$ when In need of auto parts.
Harf's Auto Wrecking House.
CARPENTERING AND JOUBING.
House repairing of all kinds prompt
ly attended to. Phone 407, or call at
611 E. Douglas St.
A REAL BARGAIN Small apartment
house close in, and always rented.
Necessary for owner to leave. See
him at608 So. Stephens St.
EVERY hair cut should be a work
of art. Every shave a luxury and de-
llKht. It is our pride and pleasure to
make Ihom so. "Try Cs." The
Golden Rule Shop, 618 Winchester
St.
PARTY WHO stole camera from
Copco automobile in Iront of Antlers
theatre, Friday night Is known and
will avoid prosecution by returning
camera to Calif. Oregon Power Co.
at once.
MECHANIC and blacksmith capable
of overhauling any kind of car, trac
tor or truck. But will take any kind
of work. Address "Mechanic," care
News-Review.
FOR RENT
FOR RENT 2 room
Mill SL
FOR
apartment. 61S
RENT Safetv H,.n,,uil K.,-..,-
Roseburg National Bank.
FOR RENT IlnfiirninheH
apartment, with garage. Inquire 317
Oak St.
I.V T) O.I 1.. . .
ui. o.u-ury oa and
wood. A. JohnsoMn
HAY FOR SALE-A7Ete
chard tractsJPhon.
FOR SALE-J H. pToT;
, . . ,.. JKtlM ,
OATS FOR SALE-sSJ
nntn T.owln D -i.
Phone J6F31.
FOR SALE 4 wheel uiiiT;
for broccoli hauling, get'.,
Newland and Son's. .
FOR SALE cheap. EdiwiV
Mimeograph. Annie L l
Oakland, Oregon.
FOR SALE or trade, jj
160 acres. Bargain. W i
Star RL Roseburg.
FOR SALE O. A. C. Bw,
chicks, bred to lay. ft
Anna Kaiser, Melrose.
THOROUGHBRED vWl!
Rryk batching eggs
W. R. Klnsel. Wilbur, 00
FC'R SALE A few good ai
. 1107 Kane St. Millers 3
write Box 342. Rostbima
FOR SALE by owner, S ms
one lot on South JaeksotJ."
Owner, care News-Rerin
FOR SALE 6 room aoiatl
age. Gooc .ocalioo. Bo i
and save money. Call il
Stephens SL
HAY FOR SALE 1st dial
vetch, wheat and vetch. J
at the barn H. B. BsiUtt
Phone 12F11.
HAY FOR SALE-BSn
damaged, or will trade 1:1
of livestock. Lewin Faiil
36F31.
FOR SALE New thres bo'1
tractor plow, 12 Inch. &I
about five acres. Can
right. See it at Broadir J
BABY CHIX for sale. S. d
horns, $16 a 100. Hn-J
$1.50 for 15. Phone '.'S.
dress Mrs. Henry Luda i
Oregon, Rt. 1, Box 137.
FOR SALE Good oat ami'
hay, $16 per ton. Tborogp
C. Barred Rock cocker
large cabinet size EdM
graph, with 25 records. Oxi
at a bargain. Phone 5F3 F
FOR SALE 8 acres Df
Good house, barn, uat f
and berries, family onb.'t
plea In bearing, pent '
large grape vlnyard. AM a
from the So. t'nipqut jH
place has been sold forfj
now $2500. Free mil )
Helblg, 407 W. Cass St.
HEALTH NURSE BUSY
Mrs. Grantv. the miimv t.anit.
nurse who has taken up her duties In
the county under the full-time health
unit plan, is spending a few days in
the Dillard vicinity visiting schools of
that secton. A few nu. .o,i...
fi'ver and impetigo have been found
"i mat locality and are being closely
watched to Drever.t nv Bnr..
contagion and Infection.
Her Pleasure!
Select Jewelry
TTERE you'll find some
A token of expression
that is sure to please her.
Buy her a wrist watch
both useful and decora
tive. We carry a com
plete line of high-grade
J ewelry rings brace
lets watchesour spe
cialty. BUBAR BROS.
JEWELERS
SAVE ON SHOES !ji n,t.
ever quoted on good shoes now at
'he HOSEIirno BOOTERIE.
JOE HARDESTYW
Joe Hardesty who wai koT
Marshfield, after escapUf
local officers, when lie m
to leave th? county Jail ntrl
endeavoring to raise mons-1
balance of his fine, waf br;4
In the rltv last niSM 1
Sheriff Ed Singleton. BkH
unable' to raise the $14t "M
Ma fin ami will be krs 1
corjinement until friends 14
money for him or he nnl
full time.
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5 702 Fullerton St.
ATTENTION POULTRYMEN
WILL START MY INCUBATOR FEBRUARY
You can save money by having your eggs custom, batch
furnish the eggs, I do the hatching. Also day-old chicks tors
CHIC-O-PEEP HATCHERY
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AVE YOUR next roof tire si
with lohns-ManvilleAsbes
Roofing. We have a type of roow
for every structure. :: ::
L W. METZGER i
DISTRIBUTOR
GENERAL CONTRACTOR BUILDING V