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RQ8EBURO NEW8-BEVIIW. FRIDAY, JANUARY 18, 182
lOSEJBURG NEWS-REVIEW
iMuad Dally Exctpt Sunday
41. W. IlATbM
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Inuted aa aucoiid riaaa mutter Uuy 17. 102. at the post otfica at Kuaebur.
Orison, u&der Ibe Act u( Match It, 137.
I'KOVKD AN INTERESTING OCCASION
A friend whose family observed New Yearn day by having an
infurmal reception, said that the experience prrntd a revelation
to him. When his wife proposed that they telephone around to a
few neighbors and friends, notifying them Unit they would be at
home New Year's afternoon, and would be glad to have them call,
lie was rather aghast. It seemed to him that the men thus includ
ed in the invitation would look at it as u bore and would not come,
or if they did attend, they would be dragged out by their wives
and would come under protest. The host guessed, that out of the
.5 who were notified by telephone, about 15 might possibly ap
pear. He was jierfectly dumbfounded when 2!) people turned up..
The affair was very quiet and informal and failed to get into any
newspaper. liut the surprising thing was that the men, who are
commonly supposed to look on such doings as mere women's
amusement, soemed to have such a good time. Several of them
said it was years since they had attended anything of the kind,
so the little affair had some charm of novelty. Nothing special
was done to entertain them, though light refreshments were serv
ed, and the younger element gathered in a corner and played week thinkin- up gags to apring on
Committees are bring selected and
plana completed for the drive Co be
mad" next week for the oerman
children relief fund. The exact date
ban not yet been fixed, but it will
probably be Borne time next week.
The city turn been districted and com
mitted are being selected to make a
thorough canvaas of the city and it la
planned to vlait each home. The com
mittees are going to do no urgent so
licitation and no argument, but those
who wish to help in the matter will be
given an opportunity to do go.
Mavor N. Illce. who la the treasur
er of the fund, baa received about 165
which baa been Bent in from various
source through the mail or other
wise, without solicitation, other than
an announcement of the purpose of
the drive aa aeen in the local news
paper.
Mr. Rice states that there appears
to be some miaur.dfrstandlng regard
ing the purpose of the fund.
The money," he said, "Is to be
used exclusively for the relief of
starving and underfed German child
ren. There Is not an American sold
ier, who In the heat of battle or any
other time, would not atop to give re
lief to a child in distress, even though
the child be that of an enemy. There
In no question but that German
children are in need. A most thor
ough examination has been made, and
our leading army officers, the presl
dent, cabinet officers and governors
bave found the condition to be one
cards. The adults found at once timt tliey iiaa U lot Ol imugs Mn,tum ,,.., t0 h-v, enurch ! is purely a matter of charity, of Auier
GOOD EVENING FOLK8
Vas, wa do
Feel sorry for
Those poor little
German kiddies
Who aa starving and
We also feel '
A pang of pity for
Those darling little
Belgium boys and girls
Who were maimed
For life ty
Those squareheads
Who thougnt no
More of ravaging
A woman or
Chopping off the
Tiny hande of
An infant than
We would or
Slatting a fly
And yet we
Are told to cast
All hate from our
Minde in. we wish
We could forget
Those horrible things.
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DUMBELL OORA THINKS
Carpet taeke is another tax they're
thinking of passing.
The ump. ch'fs will swipa their
wife's Indian blanket off the bed to
night and meet in their regular pow
wow.
Preacher O'Dcll, who spends all
BELIEF TO START
Money Already Coming in Without
Solicitation; Committees to Hake
Canvass of Residential District
Next Week.
in common that they wanted to talk about. The guests got so in
terested that they lingered, and were coming and going for about
three hours. People sometimes hesitate to give such functions,
on the theory that people will not know what to do after they get
there. Young people often think they can not get together unless
thoy prepare some elaborate program of dancing, cards, or other
.amusement, liut if folks cultivated the art of conversation as
they used to, intelligent people would not luck for subjects of
mutual interest when they get together.
Years ago a multitude of jieople used to take January as &
time for beginning the habit of keeping a diary. The records thus
obtained were in many cases very valuable. Historians have
found that the ersoiuil impressions of noted and observant peo
ple often formed the most correct record of a period they were:
trying to describe. Perhaps one reason why there are not so
many people who keep diaries today, is that the newspapers iur
nish such a complete record of daily life. They are kind of coni--mnitv
diary. Many people who formerly would have kept a per-
inal journal, now find their spare time occupied with reading! to b. flirting iwith .doctor bin..
ome and general news. 11 people would contribute tlieir motignia
and experiences to their home newspapers, with the same inter
est that they used to show in writing up tlieir own diaries, a local
newspiier would have a wonderful record of the interests of its
home city.
sanctum this a. m
notice printed and he removed hia hat
like he thot he was in church.
This la hot dope, remarked the
Chinaman as he pulled at hia opium
pipe.
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Experience Is what you get while
you are looking for something else.
Troubles are like clouds they go
when the sunshine climbe through.
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SAD REFLECTIONS
A man may have had solemn thoughts,
But the saddest of all by far.
Is when he thinks of the many times,
He said, "Oh, make mine a cigar."
EVER NOTICE THIS?
The trouble with a mild winter ia
that it seems to take just about as
much coal as a cold winter does and
on top of the fuel bills you are alao
lean spirit, and hate should be forgot
ti n for the sake of children who are
in no way responsible for the events
of the past."
IF
There will be much controversy over various proposed con
stitutional amendments, but on one of them there should be pretty
general agreement, that there ought to be some provision by
which congress can regulate child labor. The states ought to
have a uniform practice in this matter, otherwise states that want
to protect their children will be unable to do so on account of
coniH'tilion with others. The state that works its children too
early, is like the improvident farmer who ground his seed corn.
It fed him for the time being, but he had nothing to plant when
the spring came. The children are the nation's seed corn, and
tliey must be saved to develop finer and better institutions.
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Some folks are too good to be true
and- others are not true enough to be
good.
How is It that women never tell
secrets to those who can keep them.
The paprt usually describe every
thing the bride wean except the look
ol triumph.
Why do men feel so timid about ask
ing barbers what they think of safety
I raiors?
Henry Ford today purchased the
TONSILITIS
I Apply thickly over throat
g cover wxtn not n"n"
V VAPORUB
P r IT MUlum Jmtm Ud Ytarl
lined to become a vast carrying sec
lion and It will be necessary to look
to eastern Orcjon for its superior
grades of hay.
M. nrrfr will materially ben
efit eastern Oregon as well as west
ern uregou anu cuai v,ui.
This Pretty Girl Who Defies Age
Discloses Great Beauty Sec
Say Ifa Nothing Mors Than Old
Fashioned Ordinary Buttermilk In
the Form of Wonderful Cream,
la Guaranteed by All Good Drug
and Department Stores.
The first application of Howard's
BuTtemilk Cr'eam will utonM . you.
It creates Kau.y almoU like magic.
The mt wund.-rful Hung about it
n A. f!. PROFESSOR
IS TO GIVE TALK! ant ZZ,y "ah d or rough
the fa..t thru whilst It ar...
est. must Ufeless eouiplexion to r.dl
t,unrt or anna snowy wnue, yet u.
(Associated Pres. Wire.) is not the alightest sign of IS tjse at-
i.V w iii L Tov ion i Prof- ,,i.r.ot(.iti It actually aniSiU-a
sor George 11. Hyslop. head of the twm aight and tne most h'u'' u'"
Farm corps department of the Ore- wU1 cot produce the Kast
. .1lnuu haa n Wilted r..a .-.IllHSR Of tlie 8MII.
gUn AgriCUIlUIV CWHCftr : SUJllUlt?9 u ,-,.M
an invitation to be a speaker at the No nMXer whether you are trot bl
state convention
here tomorrow.
of wheat growers
ed with a poor compiexiou,
paffineaa around the eyes, frecklts,
crows' feet or lints around the mouth,
ugiy finger nails, or Just a snap e
rougbuess of tie face, bauds or arm.
UU win
A l.i. u-lml nr KUU.
that any nr all of these troubles will
IT., ....... .11 war uiih the use of
yuiu.i.v wioui-r
I Howard s llutturmllk Cream.
To prove this to your complete sat
isfaction, get a small quantity to-day
ff .."i;-t
ft I T, 5 'i . ,
at vour toilet goods counter w-i .
understanding that they will fre,:,i
turn tno purcnase money saouu-
be dissatisiieu.
PENDLETON LOSES
TO PILOT ROCK TEAM
Fsirmero) from all parts of the coun-'
ty are expected to gather in Oakland
today for the Karm liurAu meeting;
to be held Bt that place. Governor!
Walter M. Pierce Is to be present and :
wu apeak- a,s 'T.iV" rm ton dropped the first game this sea
of "Cooperative MrkeUng. Cre"i gon in e rmatilla county basket-
irum ail seuiiui.B w. l," ww...j
interested in this topic and over five
(AKsoolati'd Press Leased Wire.)
PENDLETON, Jan. 18. Peudle-
ball league to Pilot Rock uW(J
r.icht by a score oi 4 0 to 24
dleton ia now Uc-d wiih Ilelii (,
leauersuip oi iue icasuu eayi
having three victories and oa J
tea:.
o
This is a Studebaker year.
A tribo of Indians is said to converse by n whistling lnntauiKO.
J'ci'liapM they loarned tliis ftvm tilt1 kids who imitato the wlnsllinn
of tlie w ind during school hours.
- (Associated Pri- I-imrd V.'lre.)
PALKM, Jan. IS. H. H. Corey,
chuiimun of (he public tiervlee com-
miHuion, today lsm-d a statement in
detenso of the reduced I'reinht rates
on hay shipments throughout Oregon
that are scheduled to become ef
fective next Monday.
Protests against the rates have
arisi-n In Western Oregon, and the
t,ie public service commission claims
the proO'stanta have been misWd
and mis-lnlormed. Mr. Corey claims
the new rales will be an advantage
to Western Oregon growers as well
as those In eastern Oregon.
"It is noted from the press re
ports, as well as from remonstrances
filed with tii in commission, during
the last lew days, that the Willamet
te Valley Hay Orowers have the im
preasloii that our recent atate-wido
reduction In rates upon shipments
of hay within Oregon will shut the
Willamette Valley Hay Growers out
of coast and valley points," said Mr.
Corey.
"It is claimed that the hay grow
ers of eastern Oregon will flood the
markets with hay t) m Haines.
Ilermiston. I'.end, Redmond, etc.
Our maximum distance acale reduces
the rat from Eugene to Marahfield,
for example, from 16 cents per hun-
hundred ure exnected to be present.
The basket dinner at noon, will be
one' of the main events of the day.
This feature will be held in the idle
Hour club roonw. which ia large
euough to permit all to find room. Mrs.
Ervin Elce is in charge of the com
mittee which is arranging to serve
hot coffee.
The morning will be given over
largely to Farm Bureau problems.
Rev. J. K. HowarS will speak at 10 a.
m. on the subject of Naturaliiation.
County Agent 13. V. Cooney will talk
on agricultural problems, and H. E.
Kruger head of the state farm bureau
will tell of Ihe activities of the state
organization.
A musical program at 1:45 will pre
cede Governor Pierce's addrees.
George Neuner will speak at 3 p. m.
on cooperative prune marketing, ex
plaining the plans for the county unit
now being formed. An open session
will follow In which discussions of
various tuples will be In order.
0
Not St. Valentine Imported seed.
Strain is about 10 days later than
St. Valentine; heads self-protected;
curd enow white. The finest strain in
existence. Price per pound, $22.50;
per ounce, $1.50. Delivery about
March. Orders taken for any quantity.
Fred Schmidt. Uillard, Ore.
I
For Those Who Save!
The housewife, with an eye to economy and unusua
high quality, will appreciate this store sa her heac j
quarters for good food products. Here she will fuel
a complete selection of all staple and fancy grocerisl
and fresh fruits in season, and every article at price!
that will
Make Trading Here Worth While
Join the thrifty buyer and make this store your buyk;
depot, end get the benefit of the saving you will enjcl
EVERYBODY'S EXCHANGE
New Location, 242 N. Jackson Street.
burn It down
The rummy players at the Elluks
were forced to quit their tables for a
few minutes last night on acct. of
lodge.
Two batta of cotton arrived here to.
' 0 y and will be used by the members
Iicfoiv onteriiijt the political cumpaiirn it is well to remember. the legion drum corps.
tiiat an empty i'isiihoi n would make more noise than a lull one. 3s
I Jchn F.irrington who peddles tele-
i pnone DooKs and wrong
inert' rc loo many cracKsmon cracKinir sales, ana noi;
little red school house" whirh he'dred pounds to 14 J cents per nun
ustsr attend whn h i k. n I dred pounds, the distance being 12
the ambitions of most young boys he'll
enough of them cracUiiiR- stone on the
v 1 " 1
nads.
smile
shle,
IVi,r l-Vlks:
When women tail; ahent themselves, the I'.icn ties'in to
They say that woman's hie is filled wiih gos.sip and vw'.h
If Mrs. Smith pans Mrs. Jones, the men will cry 'Knouh! For.
jftXHlitess sakt's io something; else mul slop this lolish stuff."
lint soon the men will start to talk and oSMp here and there.
With words, of praise or words of blame they'll use up lot.-, of air.
They'll say that Mr. So-and So lias led n Useless life, they'll claim
the thin' he does the U't is nuxiuir m with strife. Tncj'll ilitf
up thiiik's he used to do and say that they wire bad. The.v'll even
tell of little pranks he played when but a hid, and every prank
win be a sin, ana act ii inaehiri; v uv, and so they 11 a-nv that
tiiut-So In- made to pay the price.
And all the while they'll .sui ju'd tha:U of H'm
J'l.iiik, who.-.e life has Nt'n an ;T. book, who never
drank. Tlie pranks he played when tic wa.s younj: the
e-
o'.d Mr.
noked or
U turn to
worthy deed.-, and say they're plaved by every youth w ho pro-i-crs
Mill sin ( eel-i.
Oil every street they'll w.ijj their toques and .-'lout uut.'.l
they're hoar-e They really don't mean nny harm, we know tl i-.
".un h of course. They're children still at play at war w i;H swowls
f sphnteivd slicks, but '.-lead of laUin.jT it u Jiamo. they call it
oa.iis.
numbers In
tnese parts, is accused of having at
tended church recently and when the
preacher said. -We'll now sing hymn
No. 2.0,2," John answered, "Line's
ousy.
They'll never beautify Roseburg
until theypersuade some of the loaf
ers to wear collars and neckties.
j I4
Prddling het air for nothln' is the
j bunk but wnen you get paid for it
like wo do. it isn't so dern bad.
!
i Lather Barnes was up on Jackson
, st. this a. m. kidd.n" the merchants
and showm' off his overcoat which
! vull toon he placed, away amongst the
1 moth balls.
i "COMING THRU THE RYE."
When a wOd and pop eyed driver
Shoots h-t auto down the street
He ctn nukg fir public hustle,
And go hopping on both feet.
He C4n nuke the bavest tremble.
He en make the boldeet auail.
But Ihey say the female driver,
Is mone Oe.idly thn the male
i;
The same men who ran themselves
down last summer chasing a little
white bjll on a gclf course are now
t-jmp.nj miles a-id miles over wet
t e'd in search of ducks,
t
-v.
Is-"-. "'- obw
'k'uny a feiltr with a red nose
ha n't got a ccld "
mllea; and the same graduated dis
tance si-ale, baaed on actual mileage,
reduced the combination of locals
Hermiston to Mnrshfield. for examp
le, from 45 rents to 29 cents, the
distance being 4:15 mllea.
riurelv the reduction rntes, result
In Ip I2.SH per ton. from Eugene
to Marshfii-ld. aa against a rate twlc
that amount. 13. SI) per ton. from
Ilerniiston. will not ruin the I. am
county farmers' chances In the Coos
l'.ny market. The greater number of
Willamette Valley farmers are re
reiiuired to buy hay annually and
all the dairymen are in need of
cheaper hny.
"Objection to our order are
based upon misinformation by prop
agandists mii-h aa hay dealers in
ir.i,.rn flr..i-.-,n Th,t linnln nrp
I id liberntely misleading the valley
I farmers to further their own lnter
1 est?
"The commission heard testimony
from every imranlrntion in the state,
all of whom favored the reduction.
Anionic thes were the stale Grunge,
the Karmi rs' t'nlori. the State Farm
linrenii, th" Hay Orowera' Asocla
lion. the l'air men's Association and
the Tlllnmeok County l"iitry and
cream Aso.-iatlon.
"The WilKunette Valley Is des-
ATTENTION PCULTRYMEN
svir
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Antlers Theatre
IXiscribed as a thriiling crook
otory of passion and intrigue, "Tipped
tiff." the Playgoers Pictures feature
which cornea to the Antlers theatre,
Saturday for a run of one day. appears
to be so ehorkful of high epots as to
more than ensure its deep entertain
ment appeal.
COUGHS
COLDS
AND
CROUP
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Sajot rat to silw Sitsmatlainti
REFUSE SUBSTITUTES
VV. F. CHAPMAN
Liberty Theatre
Several of the principal players and
more than five hundred extras work
ed through two niKhta making scones
for tlcorte J. Arrhainbaud's picturiza
tion of "The Common Iaw,' the My
ron Selznick Masterpicture coming to
the Liberty theatre Sunday, Monday
and Tuesday. The scenes represent
on of New York City's bis cafes on
New Year's Eve. and one of the larg
est sets ever used in Hollywood .was
constructed a replica of one of
Broadway's famous glided palaces.
WILL START MY INCUBATOR FEBRUARY 6
You can save money by having your eggs custom hatched. V
furnish the eggs, I do the hatching. Also day-old chicks for Bale.
CHIC-O-PEEP HATCHERY C
702 Fullerlon St. Phone i
KEARNEY'S GROCETER!
300 West Cass Street
Specials for Saturday
Majestic Theatre
Down in the pmokicst section of
Pittsburgh lies Tin Can Alley, where
the aroma of corn beef and cibbaiie
smite the atiuonphere aud the na
tional aiitln m is "Ireland. Or What
Have You?"
One of the long established resi
dents if Mother O'Tooie. a daughter
of Mrs. Wicus of the "Cubbage Patch''
and her family. Little Marty, the
youngest, has never been in jail, be
cause the cops were never able to
caich him. while Tim. the eldest a:ul
an honest worker, might have been
considered handsome until he was run
over by a threshing machine. Undoubt
edly, he Inherited his good looks from
his father, I'at.
Miracles do happen, even in Tin
C an Alley, nnd one day the O'Tooles
wake up to find themselves suddenly
wealthy from a lo:ig since forgotten
oil investment.
T,",ir adventures in breaking itilo
sucietv forms the theme for "Ureal?
ing Into Societ" at the Majestic
tonight only.
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DAILY WEATHER REPORT.
e:ui. local office,
! hours ending 5
1". S. Weather Uur
Koseburg, Oreton.
p. in.
Precipitation in Ins. and Hundredths
Huhivt tiniiw-tature yest,-r,:av .. -t
Loweit t,.mp,. ratine last right. .. :u
Precipitation last : hours e-i
Total precip. since first of month .S3
Normal precip. ijr ;h i.innta..
Total pn-clp. from Sept. 1, ll:s
to date 11.10
Aver, precip. from Sept. 1. li"
TotM deficlencv fn.ra S. pt 1
. ,:i:3 t S
Average pncipint-.nu for 6
wet seasons, tSee'.emh. r to
Mav, im lusive i 31 4
Pair toiiht and Saturday, colder
tonicbt.
Wlt.LiAM BKU, Observer.
Citrus Washing Powder, 5 pkgs. for $1
Peet's Washing Machine Soap, 3 pkgs. for &
Lenox, Luna and Sno Lite Soap, 35 bars for $1
5 bars P. & G. White Naotha
5 bars White Wonder Soap M
5 bars Sunny Monday Soap
5 bars Crystal White Soap .
1 Galvanized Pail
Sunny Monday Soap, 26 bars for
Royal White Soap, 26 bars for
White Wonder Soap, 26 bars for ;. $lK
P. & G. White Naotha Soao. 24 bars for
Large bars Issue Soao, 1 5 bars ' 5
4 Fels Naptha Soap, I 7 bars for J1'
4 Clean Easy Naptha Soap. 24 bars for $lJ
No Rub Naptha Soap, 24 bars for $lJV
Steam Refined Borax Soap. 1 2 bars for J1
Fairy Soap, 24 bars for 5J
Palm Olive Soao. 1 3 bars fnr $!
Hooker Lye, 14 cans for . J1'
Large size Rinso Washing Powder, 4 pkgs J1-
Oregon large White Beans. 22 Ik, fnr f1
Unbleached Seedless Raisins, 3 lbs.' for
SERVE YOURSELF AND SAVE AT
Kearney's Groceteria
THE STORE THAT BROUGHT TM D0V$