Roseburg news-review., November 21, 1923, Page 2, Image 2

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'uH-.ON, WEDNESDAY', NOVEMBER 21. 1923.
life, lii:i:ktv, and rrnsi iT ok iiaitixess
PICKIH5
BY BERT G. BATES
To know
how good a cigarette
really can b
you must try
Tht' Itolaration of Indepe ndence and Uie preamble of the
iiK-iicaii Ciiii.-iiliitii-n stale plainly the objects of the separation
from Clival iiritain on the one hand and the advantages which itani ief,s.
v.'as t'Xi"'t. i'i ,ouui itv iliuiiuu tuiiyuii tu- -
l(l(.r.il clowrnmont on the oilier. J hey may be summr'i up in me
words "Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness."
Or-raiiied govM'nniunl, then, in America means that individ-
niitl.'d to nrntu'lion from assault, arrest, and invasion
COOO EVENING FOLKS
A yodeling chimney sweep
It in the village
And we imaqine He
Peered from a box car
And seeing Mt. Nebo '
Thot he wai
In the Alps
And deoe'ed t-i
top over for
A few d.iyi to
Look over the crop
O' bWlftl che-sc
DUMBELL CORA THINKS
A velocipede . a bug with a
iheu-
8
Much to the distress of the boys who
insist upon hitiing a twelve with a
ten spot, the legion ) held a meeting
last night.
Lloyd Crocker is leaving for the
Klamath section this week end and we
feel 6orry for the geese in the toules
down there. They'll prob'ly laugh
themselves to death over Lloyd's hunt
ing costume.
a
Milk of human kindness beats cold
cream for wrinkles.
S
DECEIVING
The most uncertain thing I know,
For it is always on the go,
Is the imaginary line of the waist
of property, except as provided by law. Jt .siirmiies mat in mis
country one may pursue any occupation or pleasure so long as it
does noi iiili I'll re w ii.li l!ie rij'hU and privileges of others. Jt
means that individuals are entitled to innumerable advantages and
comforts provided by public agencies such as schools, tfood roads,
rev.ci'F, litit plants, and water systems.
For thesv' purpose,1; and innumerable others every man, wo
man, and ehilil in the country, directly or indirectly, contributes
to the expenses of the federal, slate, and local government. The
bill ii small for the serv ices and the advantages which are secured.
Indeed, no country in the world offers so great returns lor the j rhat is never found m one place,
, j As It C'fEjC8 no Slips
taxes which are levied and collected. rrom the snoulders to hips,
Occasionally the government does not -seem to provide a remedy j in style with feminine taste.
for all the (li if icul ties of public concern and interest or it may Lu,
. . , , ... , , , ., , ! Few things are as bad as they
that justice is secured only alter longer delays than -seem mves-; ,,.. bet except a post office pen
Bury or justifiable. Cour-cip tly there arises sharp public critic-1 point and a small town alley.
ism and even discontent.
Such situations may be attributed to one or both of two
causes. Hither the people through their representatives have not
conferred sufficient authority and provided adequate legal means
to meet the .situation or the governmental officials are lethargic
in performing their diuy.
In either case the remedy lies with the people? themselves. The
blame tan not be .shifted icause the people of the I'nited States
have undertaken to govern i'.icuisi'h es. Through lepresentatives
whom they select at stated intervals and through the power of
public opinion as formulated and expressed in the press and by I
discussion, the necessary governmental machinery must be provid-1
triads' a
P'
VjrSTCTED"
MARRY If! 1
'CLASS ' II
FOfl HISPPIfJESS
Many a short cut means a long
ride to the hospital.
A local man practically lost his car
this week. He parked it and. on
turning found
back seat.
"Don't Fear Poverty," Says
Preacher, Telling How to
Select Mate.
HUMBLE START LAUDED
Pick Partner on Same Level
and Eschew Other Fields,
He Urges Both Sexes.
skunk camoed in the
cd aiid kept in efi'ective motion.
effective pivt uppuses individual duties as well as rights and priv
ileges To evade the duties is the best way of failing to secure
a full measure of the rights and privileges.
It i.s impossible, however, for the citi.en shareholders of the
American government to fulfill their whole duty to the nation
merely by good intentions and a patriotic attitude. National,
blate, and local problems confronting the government are peculiar
ly complex. To solve them demands not only patriotism but in
telligence. In such degree, therefore, as the citizens of this
country bring to bear upon the solution of our social and eco
nomic problems an intelligent patriotic interest to that extent and
no more may we expect good government.
Popular education is, therefore, an absolute necessity in a de
mocracy. Those who are inlere.steti in our form of government
lor the blessings U bestows on each individual in the country as
well as for the example it sets to the rest of the world should
realize thai its preservation and development depends on popular
cdu-.a' mm 1'atnotism and good schools are inseparable in this
count rv .
Life would be one grand sweet song
if it was as easy to earn money as it
ic to spend it.
"Warden," said the criminal who
w.is ticketed to the gallows, "I need
some exercise." "Just what kind of
A democratic government to be I exercise do you want?" asked the
warocn. "i d like to skip the rope," he
grinned.
Let us be citizens first; and law
yers, bankers, merchants and manufac
turers afterwards.
R-R-R-REVENGE
She went to the Cance with a trifling
bum,
Her sweetie, waxing sore, '
Strewed great cuds of chewing gum
Across the ballroom floor.
-3.
Fv;ry person going away is good
'or at least four locals. When Mrs.
Si own anticipates a trip out of town
we c-n say she expects to leave on
Inti-rnatl-inal N'-ni SVrviri-.)
WATEHTOWN. K. Y., Nov. 20.
".Marry in yoAr own ( lass if you would
liisnre murrifd happini-ss."
That in tlin advice nff.-n-d today by
the Kt-v. lir. C.eorRe F Sln-iherl. pax
tor of I Ik- Ashury Mi llnidlst Kpisco
pal chiiri-b of this citv anil one of
flit best known (living of that tie-
nomination in Xow York Rtate.
Aim-rica can eradicate the divorce
evil by observlnB ' three thing., the
cbTKyiuan iluclares.
".My first siiKK"tim is, do not fear
poverty," lie hhvh. Tt;o many of our
youni! people think It is necessary for
them to start in where their parents
left off. It is not necesVary when you
start in on your married life to have
I four or five well-fiirni.-hed rooms, with
Turkish rues on the floor. It would
be better for a kooi! many of them to
start in with a ras on the floor, an old
cook stove anil a few stools, and build
up their own home throuKh hard
woi k.
Wed Owe, Kind.
".My second Ktirxrstton Is. mnrry
your own klml. Do not marry out
side of your own class, creed or color.
I know, there am examples of where
it has worked out all-right, but if you
will follow the majority of such cases
through to th end you will find that
in the lonu run it Is better to ruarrv
your own kind.
"Mnrry on about the same level
win re you nre. Cirls, do not think
that the boys that you will find in
some other church, or in mine other
city, nre better than those with whom
you are now asun iated. ISovs do not
vj en an? such day: another local : n,ii,k that the cirls to be found else
sue icn luortv: anoinsr inai sne ' u n.r.i or., -m.- , -
and still another . Cian those t In- Mund in
'xpecta to return.
th,-:. she Ms returned.
ic
One of the h.irH.sst things to figure
oi.t is what becomes of all the labor
that is saved by labor saving devices.
class.
Single Standard.
"Third, uive what you expect If
yon expect of yinir wife puritv do
not briiiK to her a heart that has been
siaineil. A woman demands above all
iiiiiiMiuiu love. inev otten sav
lhe reports that tUl kevs for Tnanksgiving dinner Would sell " 'ou l)a)' " u o. you may not ' mat the way to a man's heart Is
j- i ,i i i , -., ii 9" ''lr but vou will be able to get throuiMi his stomach. 'Feed the brute'
iora lower price this year have been received with enthusiasm ill j bJck aBaln wlthout walking. is common ex,.r,sioii
many i, nai lers where lhe price of the bird lor the past lew years cannot cure the ache In
has seemed a hardship. Old turkey bird makes a wonderful feast, ! M"y a self-mad- man forgets to P"t ",,3
I m ine yeast, so he doesn t get started. ,i,,, ,.i,, . , "..
and ou citn mosi Mt lhe Millet's eyes pop out when his rotund
form is boi lie in triumph to the dinner table. There is probably
no period in the life of a boy that seems longer, than lhe space
elapsing between the lime that father begins to carve lhe noble
bird, up to the iuslant when lhe youngster gets his helping. It
seems c.'e of the ironies of life that the hungriest one has to. wait
the longest. The Thanksgiving dinners lhat the housewives of
former tl.ij s nil f s r were a marvel, and the young crowd!
will have U Mudy . ooki ry a long lime to equal thoso record.. ,
Dei
11!
.1 I
iir 1 oiks:
"J told you si, I told ymi so," lhe prs( is always s,i
Words as welcome as the sound of some poor mule a br.iv
Matt T v hat the outixnie h. 'iwas jusi as he expected. A
lie wimders whv he's .s!iu;.:,! .md ofientimes i.eu'et ted.
should have d"i:e the oMur tiling" lie atlds Ii"'
Measure, for s!iov:iig ol'i In.; v. isd. ;u .u''e.it is how he g
pleasure, lie knows it all. o wi:;irs w us,. u trv vour i
lions, who:: he'll advie on ;r:yt'.;vg without vour inv nations. "
told vou so. I told vou so" his ,.i, lesournls hl.e thunder, and
little lalp it gives us when ri.i iv -f a flur,d''r. It's then ve
No
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THE PUMP'S SUCCESSOR
Wanted Single m.m for srmll retail
milk route and general farm work;
must know how to milk and drive a
Ford ear. Classified, ad in The Rural
New Yorker.
The office stenographer says there
s no excitement about gr;tiny a hut
cand unless it s some other woman's
hu;u..-vid.
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It is time to invent a new word to
describe -Curope. The reliable "chaos"
''fs-n used so much it hps lost Its
pun., h.
1-
tvrn if a g.rl should establ.sh a
wo.ld's record1 the wash tub, she
iriM'.ihly i,i'iln i uet in the roto
j'.iv.ire section.
V E f SK VOU !
Hi w cVtn the grntie laundress
i-".i'.h out tne vcaKcst .lomts,
A'-d .ikv s tear the buttons off
A; net strategic points:
You
ii,
the close of the i!kv. or keen flowers
on lhe Miami and let that suffice. You
cannot make your wife happy hv Imv-
'"s" her trinket. She wants 'them,
but what she wants above all 1b un
divided ulieetioii.'
NEW MALE QUARTET
AT BAPTIST CHURCH
!M. 1923. ' - ' i 1 - ' .
-'ft 1 1883 - '
v
The First Money Used in Oregon
is
A&iui-i nuiii v,i i.uifii'iini uovu iuc lllUlilllS Wag f m
the fur bearing animals caught or killed by them
exchanged with the men of the old Hudson's i:1;'y Conina,
for trade. With the white settlement later came the baru,
inir by those early pioneers with grain, fish, W0(,i and liul"'"
stock. After the "Days of Forty Nine" came the Vat
dust which vn exchanged on the basis of $12.iu) t0 :
ixn ounce. , ',.
It is not known by some, and forgotten bv many that
Oregon once made her own money. Iiut in lnus the' first
mint was built at Oregon City and both ?5.0o and ?iOoX
gold pieces were coined. These went by the name then of
Beayer Coins, so called from the likeness of a beaver en.
graved on them. They were redeemed after 1X51 when the
. first Government mint was established at San Francisco
The first bank in the Willamette Valley came in 1868
when Asxihol Cush and Wm. S. Ladd founded the nankins
house of Ladd & Bush. Later Mr. Bush purchased the in
terest of TJr. Ladd? and continued the business, building un
one of the strongest banks of Oregon, which still continues
under the management of his son. The elder Mr. Lush was
a picturesque and forceful character, having much to do'
with the early politics and affairs of the state. When ap
pealed to by those having certain speculative investments
to offer, he had a favorite saying that "Nothing bests
Eight per cent." That is today a mighty good rule for,
bankers to adhere to.
The oldest National Bank in the Willamette Valley
and the next one to be organized in that territory was
established at Albany by Mr. John Conner, a pioneer mer
chant of that place which began as a private bank on febru
ary, 1, 1871. The cash capital employed was .-J'JOOO. In 187
Judge L. Flinn and Geo. E. Chamberlain, later to become
governor and United States senator, purchased the interest'
of Mr. -Conner, and Mr. Flinn became president and Mr. .
Chamberlain cashier of the bank. Mr. Chamberlain Iattr
sold his stock and entered the practice of law. His subse-;
quent career in the political history of Oregon is too well
known to repeat here.
As bankers both Mr. Conner aid Judge Flinn measur
ed up to that high standard established by the first found-
crs of the banking business of Oregon.
'i
The Douglas National Bank
Forty Years of Service. , .....'.
The Oldest Bank South of Albany
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Ii- 'L''.- ... - - i i ' "'ll ' fV -Jcx: c.-'sV": X :xx ?:jl?ljkxlxl jotK. UKJKjjksrX. t.-t
Ouch! Rub Backache,
Stiffness, Lumbago
Rub Pain from back with' (mall
trial bottle of old
"St. Jacobt Oil."
Back hurt you? Can't straighten
up without feeling sudden pains,
sharp aches and twinges ? Now listen I
That's lumbago, sciatica or maybe
from a strain, and you'll get relief the
moment you rub your back with sooth
ing, penetrating "St Jacobs Oil."
Nothing else takes out soreness, lame
ness and stiffness so quickly. You
simply rub it on your back md out
comes the pain. It is harmless and
doesn't burn the skin.
Limber up I Don't suffer! Get a
small trial bottle, of old, honest "St.
Jacobs Oil" from any drug store, and
after tiding it just once, you'll forget
that yon ever had backache, lumbaeo
or sciatica, because your back will
never hAVt or cause any more misery.
It never disappoints and has been rec
ommended for 60 years.
Turkeys Mij
t
As usual we are in the market to buy turkr-M
pay the highest market price. We always b?'
cash, the most satisfactory way to do businc&B
only fat birds and do not feed one day kfoeS
ing. Will recefve at our store Thursday, Su-
PEOPLES SUPPLY S
III.:!
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i Tils
A in v
' '1 .ii th,
ini.'ie n.
'i:i(l.i ,'vi nun.'
me iini.inir ih,. 1
.iiul mil iioubil.
llpT.ree,::' I m. !,
ii'.'ie iuaii-t ,
lll'.l.-ie.il -iti:i..: ;
I.. :iii!v.ii,
-'.! ll Hll III - ,i.
UK here. ;-.i..l 1:,
neeii v nl he ii. 1 1
"11.
tet bus been form
church and will
eanmre on next
7: So. Tlnoe men
singers of lhe city
ic heanl wiih proai
peoiile enjoy a
r than any other
The pastor. H.
en 1 1 it c to net
n ever hinee coni-r.-eN
thai a real
lhe citv 'i n li-ious
music. The men Ringing in the qunrietj
win do nr. ji. c. Church. Charles Mc
Klhinny. Hobort Ciile, Sr., and John
llaifield.
'Uiesn nun will .ilng nt a part of
lhe aerylees of the KvHIlgclislif meet
intrs which b,Bin at the Ilapiisl
chuieliyiext Sunday morning. Other!
mmi1 inlisir is beint planned. Key. (',. j
I.. Hall -w'll heli, with the inu-ic. and;
assist lhe pastor and Kvangelist Hum.
I
K,1
I
Want a wmd
liar h I r.i
A V.iKir i
the iv.it v ill
i. 1 tild ymi mi
lil.-l.V tlll'i't. I Ik
!' i hi'cr, a bit td' ! 1 1
ii": mhiihI f .Mime 1 !
v u, a race is lost i.ud
mil his v oilh, his
, UMigl.O I'lTM!
person doesn't nialb i
lilsl'.lp
M ton
me
': ! :.s :
to v!.i!
not t.
0lO( llljr, J.Iiil
o-intr.
i:e is uie
chooser. "I lo'd
ir to anyone that
loser. A :,.,n
in .in ao.ui'ocnt a. n't sc
:.ie:e the arie!';-, from the
kuNen g vs a teller an
t to cook lei d.nner."
IKI'dl rilXM.s
ll I.. I'MiT.il i i.i i y nn-
he
Soii.e (!.;' I.i 'II haw t. stop his i, m
for a;'i',..:i, ;.V :.ow on tod t'.. it's aim. .'. ,
1"' its. we' 1 1 shed no leafs, no siu'ns
r-hni'l V. illi hl'-l i 'a'cl's, "1 T.-M oil So.'
au-.f of ib
' reniov al.
o.i i 1 1 j. In
n ii'K-
appiv.al..
Md i:;M!
!i id we'll
in m n.l.ir .
.Ic.lt h "I T.
1 .'t.llllev I
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SOCIAL DANCE
hiotcr S.inii .'iv
. v. h. 'e . 11 ;1
w he w ,
!' I'HI ,1 ;
I i .
I AMIl.Y.
Set T'.vo Trial Boxes
rAZO OlVTMFVT is It Gnaran
tenl Keiuedy foe all forms of
Jilcs.
Pay ymir dttt:-it $1 20 ff two
Nues (f l.M OINTMENT.
When you t.ava used the two
bei.-s, if j-ou nre rot B.ititii1
v illi the frsulis obtained, we (
send $1 'ill to jliur drujirtist nd
rvijuest bun to band it to you.
Ve ptc.'er to le-mlle this thnaui
the ((racist lerause bis cus.
t 'liieis are lujolly .lis frieiuis
Bud will be honest wiih him.
PARIS MtOtCJ.NB COMPANY.
SI. l.oaiji, St..
House Full of
Bargains.
New and Used Furniture,
Mattresses, Springs,
Kitchen Utensils, Dishes,
Glassware.
See these Goods and
I'umish your rooms at
Mighty Low Cost
Powell's Furniture
Exchange
38 N. Jackson St.
Phone S38
. When Business Keeps
You Down Town
Bring in your friend or business
acquaintance and talk -over problems
while you enjoy the luncheon hour-
You'll Like Ou- Service.
PALACE OF SWEET
rl --ttttjSSS
.i--:- j-. .- wx-Ttyx-rnrx'y - - "
and Slor
Removal Notice
Moore Music Studio
Moved to 327 V. Cass Street.
new Rapp Building. Bcautitul line
,- , pi.-.., 502.
display. ' -
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