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1 ROSEBUBS lurWS RFVIEW. MSN PAY. MY H ROSEBURG NEWS-REVIEW Issued Dally Except Sunday U w. HAi'r-S BKHT . IIATKS, . . frmiileot ana Uu ttocretarr-Treasurer 6U6SCRIPTION RATES, tti't ie-r vnr, by luAil ."Taiiy, bix mouths, by mail iMlly, tbr iimiitln, Ly mail lw:iy, a.Lifiti tuuiitu, by u.kj Dully, by carrier, per inouio Wnekly News Hevlew, by mall, per year. . . v .. lot .. I V .. .if .. M, . l-VU j prune PICKIHS Br BERT (J DATES Th AMU'lstM - la c : UI4 r.y u..l.. J In U. u for Mput.lliatlon i ll rrwa a. -i tin r-'i '"I '" " n'.i uii.tI.o ri.-mul In Una plr. .1 to i.s iji ii ''"-''"' Iit'u. All riuia of rcpumicniiua of iikii .....i.I..- l,.-it:a mr t:i I . r44-d Tiered u aucuud clasa matter V.ay 17, lMu. at Urn peat office al Kosebur:. Oregon, under tlm Act of March 2. IsTSt. GOOD EVENING FCLKS A lecturer says Tr.at men who writ I Humorous colyumi i Die young ani at I That rate at you were I About to remark We ou'jhia live a J Thousand years. f DUMBELL DORA THiNKS A dried prune is a gag out of this i eolyum. iomc brings rt.-u!t.s ill two ways, money saving, The 65th artillery fellers J'e (join" ..;.. 'I'!. ., ,..;... ,. nut si.nnlv o stage a reunion in &easioe MMHMHM " COMMENTS CTATF PRESS CI NMi OIT Till: PAH It ( ffrllis ,,, r a:d ev-ry-i) how ' run thau the ,,,-v.. li. nk. writ-' rram- ur 10 (iilf r- k.-v. 1.4IM.I.I I.4., Ki.l.ll.N, KONBAY, MAi J1, I'J-3. TIIH SATISFACTIONS OF 1'0S.SISI'J. N'-ariy t-Ytryo r tils to bur a n one who dwsa't lima ntw-paiiiT t , liter. I' you d- n ' ! n-... ii'.'iv nut I. ;;' ! ' icatk-uliv or to if corr.ftly I think !.-arlv. or kr)'' jc-p.e between m ad'trt. autl I .t 1 , iir?.-t 1 am! I... iL-Porun' cf e-r- f thine about th- jr..'IiKtU.n I t.m r Kitt if t! r h It. -.i'!M' UIIOII. H ! ,i:v tir-.-i;t. r. .!! ra a chance to ftnis nf that i t from the factory m HEW BAY MAY BULK i F ji-i t a h Is c I lit or h-r iibili ' ti r iii wpapi r 1 To Kivo lis MiHtt n to the Ov.ninj; ;i ami I-' l's'iiii.l priiiu nii'l sati injitle by j'.'iyiiijr rent to yur.vli', avoiding the charge that the l.n.ilioru rightfully makes for aiteiuiing to the cares of a house for yoii. '1 lie householder who selects a home with a little land can save on living costs hy raising his own vegetables. He tan find land when: he can kc- poultry and add greatly to the resources of the family. Many householders reduce the cost of living iuar- Itrs by renting one or more rooms, or buying or building a two or more apartment house, and renting one .set of ijuariers. Many, people thus get their own rent for a remarkably small sum. iUu beyond money consideration, who shall praise sufficiently the sat-1 isaction:; that come from being the possessor of a spot of land, that is your own, where you are firmly fixed and which is yours j to develop as you like? This condition has proved a source ol happiness to multitudes. Their plants and flowers and trees and shrubs arc dear and cherished. They follow the progress of them i.ll with a loving eye, and tend them with a careful hand. It is like string a family of children growing up, a constant joy and pleasure. Ihc dwelling grows into one's life with many associa tions, it ceases to be a mere House and becomes a noine ana in like rain contiBiemaly ! r upoo -vry newspaper in 'h f'rIu ' lOir.iilHints. aduH. rri'i'i-m. ami stowls. the Caj iinl Journal Satur day published ll., iiriix-'ai" pace li!i h It li ho il pron-d as enter- o and 10 and it'll be a success if they . ,,,inin . rf.n.i.r as in fditnrs. All the don't serve slum and goldfish, If I had all the ready money Of Jonn D. Rockefeller, Then I would up and Seek the sunny. The pleasant Unds and meller; And fish wherever it was wet And set and set and set. This is the time ot the year that the folks bring in twigs with green , prunes, pecnec, etc on 'em and we with they'd d-luy things a bit and bring in a few sprays of ripe ones, j The Spit-and-Argue Club met at Harry Pearce's tins a. m., the subject , for debate being: "Resolved, That1 Cher.-y Pie with Whipped Cream on i Top is More Thanwhomer Than Straw-! berry Shortcake." I lirlrk-baU" received, except some Mioiiynjuu on. s whose scur Irlllty would bar the paper from the malls, were Drinteil. If a newspaper heeded the bed- lam of advice criticism that i constantly bespni.ltl.-s It. and opera ted accordingly. i:s history wnti'd . be Rlnillar to the fUTy of the MAS', his Son and me ASS related j Li Aesop's fables: I An Old Man ad lils little Hoy J were once drivliiR an Ass before; i!iem to the next rxir'i-t-town where It was to lie s.i'.d. ".'late ynu no i nior" wl;." -aid a pa-s.-rl.y. "than for you ami you Son in trudge r.lonil on foot and let vmir Ass so llKlit?"! so the Man put hi Hoy on the Ans and they weut on ai:ain. "You lazy rascal." nald lh net person -they tuel: "are you i.ot ashamed to ride nil let your poor Father go on fooi?" The Man lifted off the boy I imiv FRESH I ' now il vv i j one sub- VAV f. .-. 3 ROLL VOUR OWN WITH I , R,aUCrolll,'P""W8 J IleaU'S ! elllele r"!a:ne of Life." !'ri;il!la iirllliant Ftairin? vhlch will piny at t:.e Antlers the ater for Hie last tune tonluht. ADVICE ' TO THE LOVELORN by MRS. ELLSBURY (Address all communications to Mrs. Ellsbury, cara ol Nows-lteylew.) (Bv Auoeiut'd l'reaa ) I'ASAI't.NA. Call!.. May JX. Avia tion Mill be :evoluuoni2ril by tne uait i m. Ii.-u. ves EJear L. HoljiiiKshead,) inw-K'nr i.nd invesiisaicr in the field' ol t I.m irit-ttv, who sh.vs that hi.s twen iv .an of exiienmeut have culmin ated in the' discovery that aolida ia hv pa u of this my ure not subject to the pull of gravity. ir. I'.u'.iincshead declares that the Oih ray disi-overed by aim. effects chuiiae in the direction of the minute) whirls of ether within any wno upon wiikh it is foui-ed, with th1 result lh..t gravity cannot "tuke hold." 'ihe theory upon whicli :.ir. iion.n(,' head works, briefly stated, is this: h is impossible to conceive of a force except us somethniK that is moving. If it is somethins moving it must be a mbs.unce in some torm. and if it in a substance It must be gov um..il hv ihe same principles that control all substance or mailer in thei J2.20 a sack. universe. It must be made up ol an TODAY'S MaJ REPORTS Prices Paid Farmtr H utter to j,j CK, Hutterlat SSc. 'l KK. lii rem, w , liens. Heavy, j' f. 1323 Bwllers. JOe ib. Veal. divsMd t,c w nog. aruMed, IV ,; I Cows, prime, 4tyt btot.'ra, prime, 6c. Honey, local pro4nc Cas.ura bark. Vj:t Retail Prices on u,y J Cld mohair, per ikH Ib9. Kid cents. ' Moh..ir, per lb. 5oc Wool. line. p,.r ib ., Mlllrun, JUO t0 ,'Ui' Cracked corn, J; ;5 Win le corn, $:.lo pL v Kolled barley, tl . I Flohr, soft wheat, 11t KlOlir. hnrrf " Every once in a while we encounter and got up hlti'self. Two women I an item of news that pleases us all . pasr.ed soon aft. r. and one Raid to i over. Ycsterdav we saw an item con.1 :he other. "Look at that selfish old ( enter of one's hopes i.nd ambitions. ' If you are forced by circur .- i ccr.ung .m Illinois bridegroom who at-' fellow, rldini? on, while his little i.tnecs to remove elsewhere, you look back to that home as oi.l' . I earth's dearest spots, and you place a photograph of it on your w..l!s and look al it often with sentimental reminiscence. The well cared for home j rows in beaut? and charm every year. 11 can have its fascination just as well if it is small and inexpen sive, as if it is large and ample. In tins city tine can always buy or build a dwelling that will oiler opportunity for personal profit and bring one the joys of the owned home. o Governor Richardson of California hits the i.ail on the head when he says too muih regulatio'n results in too many laws. In his fight for tax reduction he has u.gcd the cutting of law-making to a minimum, says an exchange. In an effort to gain public favor by "passing a law" to regulate "the other felk)w" politicians i;: every Mate have built up an enormous overhead to administer i c.iforce t ie multiplicity of laws. Aspirants for public favor in kin; next ('oiiRress arc already preparing legislation, covering numerous phases of individual and industrial activity. .. It would oo a god.ieiid to the country if the new Congress refuted to pass any laws. BurinekS catches its breath and gets somewhat stabilized tacked by a party of roughnecks at , .Son follows after on foot." The Old a "billing" shot the village cutups full .Mn thereupon took up the lioy be of holes. This method was found to; hind him. The cent traveler they be much more effective than appealing met atki d Ihe old Man w hether or to their better natures. There is on pot the Ass was his own. Heine as- lad who won't be hauled about in a calf crate while his trigger finger Is working. The mouth organ experts of Mult nomah county are preparing for a con test 2nd we hope no one starts the craze in this neck of the woods. The ukelcle habit was bad enough. uirtil that It was: "No one would , t.ifnl; he taiJ. "from tho way in which you use it. Why, you aro bt-ttor r.hle (o carry the poor animal than he U to curry both of you." 1 So the Old Man tlul the Ass lci;3 to a hmis pol and he and his Son sl.ould.pred the poln and taiy;er?'.l laltnitf under th- weight. I.i that I fii.sliinn they ent"r-u the town, anr -.u- u,n i i , uifir uiipeiiriiiicf' eaii.-t'ii so th. ",.!:"n':7.h"!." l-.ishter that the Old Man ter's horn, town yesterday. ui,,h. vovation at Ihe result of ' ' " " ' " ft' ' I.ll IHU XIX much mad hia to rviifiil V Ihi'PW ilm Asa intn t)it i n statfl university is oomg to river, and seizin? hla Son hy the make a study of the fatigue of metals., arm went hi way home aealn. gnaer now lir "S" wok gets ' Please nil and you will id caton Ths boss sent us out to get some ncne. There Ui not Toom for two pollcy lesa new; pape-n In Salem, run bv news today and here's a half hour's1 'he contributing pul.llc. valorous!;. observations on tho main stem: jexplol InK the vetetahle klnvdom Two girls with too mjeh paint and !, despite the wisdom so freely ...l.li..c uiinilur In thosol in the field of a miunet. Further. I of . here must be two polarities to each! i't''i". win n. force, it this were not true there! ''"liUK space, Tk, t would be an unbalanced condition 1 I"r. n.ieu au autoa Feeder Job pres . 'Tiier-foro the force of sravity must, with the settitip u ,. have its oii:o.-it.'. polarity a repeliiHB: J'ry ; liis-tead cf attractive force. """ "u fleet: .Tl, 1 e.,s,.ne,l " Mr. IIollljlKS- llUmor Will lie .Slaill head explains, "und since have proven! Place its first smt. il true, and it I increase I no spwu courier uas uoen t.L of tho eddies of forci-coiiiposins mat-jteenth street In the j ter I would set up a resislanee to the , K,ninr to Mrs. Elk iJ Dear Mrs. Ellsburv-AlthoU'-h I am! force of cavitation, a force traveling; enpied by Atlorner j. onlv IS vears old. l' have worked lor. in the direction opposite to Kravlta- former publisher. IhB past two years, earned enoutu to. tion. I Attorney W. G. i k.p myself, and 1 think I know my , "My next problem was to lino a way , narie litinnnton aid Ol roll asiiu; u nin e puiui ...... . llt nu;-i.-i win occjpj erfui to eneci me speeu oi unun. This 1 have accmplished by retard ing tho ainpeniKe of electricity as a a co I own mind. About six months fell In love with a niun, he was it stranger hete al that time, and now 1 want to marry him. My mother and r.ih,..- hi... T...v.r lit.., I hi.n ihev: substance navinE a iienniie eneiv make life miserable for us both if l of the nmperace. or substance part of have him come to the house, so 1 have; electricity, can be released, to slip out and so with him. They "In my xperimentir.K I have chanced forbid me to marry him and say lhat j the speed of this'released f ncriry from if 1 do they will never have anything lhat of a ray which affects tho photo iv.ore to do with me if i do. Do you eiaphic plate as ordinary li(;ht, to think this is richt? Are they treat-1 one with power instantly ilipinteenit inc me rlKht, and are they aciinc; as inc any solid substance w ilhin Its if I were crown and knew my own! scope of radiation." mind. I would Ret married riht away o if they did not feel that wjtbout ! REEDSFCRT COURIER Angry-You have given me no' rea-j TAKES NEW QUARTERS son for your parents feeling as they do about this man. If they are soj PHi;r?IOliT, Mav 21 . The Port strong against him there must be , fmpniia Courier will hecln moving co.ne reason for it. Why not arrange fnto ,nf. 0.,borne building Fridav, a eomoromiM with them. You are.,vhr(1 lt ,vill occuny what v,.u8 really too young to be married, and j form,.riy i!le meetinp liall of the city opposition probably has strengthened' ,,:, .,, ,i,amr.r n, mmllu.r,. your resolution to marry him now. Try to make your mother agree to let him Ol I ices ill 1112 uuliner I i'ter June 1, while C! will probably also oca Ihe same buiidinic. CLEVER KIDDCsl AiNTLLRS VALI Comedy, pathos, sint: dancinti all tlieee thins complis-hed with a nurpr of skill and entertainc 10 butterfly Kidtl!?s v. an enK.'.cenieiit at u j aler Saturday, The it the oldest being focrte; youngest five yara of i-atile little entenainw forth a show that arci. of many older theatria. era. SiiiRlnf: and dancirg: and they do a lot of and the ofiiees of Chapin-Staples In- ! well. Tlirre Is one ti and Attorney V. visittif'r.t coniran. G. I'etison The Courier has grown so rapid- it !i la Hie ran; si:: months that between .sessions ot our national legislative assembly only to be powder, and with bobbed hair that hwerel. the Capital Journal will disrupted and made uneasy by the volume of legislation that is .VU"."' ."."p", ZVly lmpos.d immediately the members of Congress adjourn. Instead! keep in style. Shabbily dressed it lirst. and interpret It editorially! man wittt a dinner pail, who looked as in clear-cut and forceful fashion fori visit you at your home, with their consent and courtesy, and if she will do this, that you will not be married for one year. That Is not teo long i ' for an engagement, but vould be Just " about right I think. In this time your t you should enjoy the engagement anfl parents, may change their opinion of he very glad you waited. hire, and you will be happy. Do not be Brownie If you will send a stamped hasty and marry without their con-! self addressed envelope to show that cent It can do no harm to wait your question is 6inccre, I will be glad awhile, if you a.e both sincere you to answer it personally. ter.. and ho sIiiks tti the grace and skill o! i in th.: game. The featw ferini; In the comedy i tiniest of tho lot seal who displayes a ciovra. role that is far beyosfi To miS3 seeing tint is to miss eeeintr one ' vaudeville attractions ' in Itosi-burir. of gauging a man's ability by the number of bills he can propose 1 or pass, the people would reduce the cost of government and get better service if they sent representatives to their slate and if he needed more food, and certainly ! the rlitht as it is given it to peg the ...... ret. . man just as snaDDiiy' tight. Ami those who ihink that thev dressed who in some Indefinable way do not s.-t two cents worth in thei '.idiateH nrntnorili T, ,...... ..,. u ,s ?. . .... national assemblies who made records for passing the least legis- baby carriage, athwart ,. T" walk ZrtLrTnt,'- lation and for reducing rather than increasing, the overhead J.a"yirJ?, ,on .." an,nlal conversa-: learn what is going on and what it lie. lion. Clrl with new pumps and si k u nil ..i,,,,,. ai.,m r-,,ii ,i ! burdens of government. stockings worn through at the heel. Uili -Salem Capital Jour-j ,) i Three men, one a defeated candidate, ' ' j .... .... earnestly arouina about somethinn or II tllO potatoes nu&cil ill the garden this Slinimer look as big 'other. . Man in a meat shop buying i .-Tlt .1..I :..! ....I ....I .. I...- I il... il ... ...1 , i i I a thirtujnl nl.. .1 i..iiu. i ; .v-uu' in .iiiiiii:ii in mi: rieeu eaiamj;, neuiier me cellar nor me WDoasnetl will be able to hold them. The children whoso parents used to walk a long distance to .-cluml, now complain about the make of Ihe automobile that is sent for them to ride in. a thirty-cent piece of boiling beef that! appears to be mostly bone. Six high scnooi girls, arm in arm, making a raid on a soCa fountain. 1 faMOVIES .-nt t .-.,.iiV.il V HEILLAGE fiBSjl Prices are falling in the same way that the mercury is. ir GREETING THE GUESTS. -come right In, folks, come- right . My, this is a fine surprise! Bear l'olks: I'llibivlkis by tin nan : oioe iv.. i -.'. alw i.y i 1 hey !.. i are si:rp!y t.,k, ! hal.il. wl.v" t!r- ! v.a.s !.n:t:i!;- ill lie s is t.:iu'r .s v. mi, roaki d v nil rain. .My fiieiHlsi.l! !, They claim thai 1 :im . t.i.v 1 .' lioukl be e.n i K.i.i'd iimhroil.is w hen ( I hung one on a 1 . a little note lhat s.-.M .v d li o j :iid -r.r.i . : lievt s. I'ev. are!" .Mas my note w i. . liT one rrplin-4'd it. ; . ,iil "1 thank you. 1 v ii il.l'V in d I'm ti'-M r I would think John didn't Moi:;:;'s I(ii:m isi'ii;i-;i nu: "Tl-.e S:i:-r. me I'.is.ilon" Is in noi nce.i ai Hie feature nttt.li'tinn Tiie-ilay a. d Wednesday at the Lib erty then re. Tills I'laygoers fi-i-tii"e was suti-.'sted to its authors, Cha'tea T. in -ey and liohert Me l.inichlin bv Tom Moore's beautiful poem, ' I'.-heve Me If All Those j.;.,. denim: Y .-.i..; Charms." "The S irr. me ltsion" illselose.-. the me:hi.rs , ,nnlir,.il :.v ! i-i.l . vonn, neip Mister Lain wli. t! , r she was loved for her 4." air. nwnciuy, vou lle;'lltv of li,,,K- a. ti in. nows mm. no, indeed, we weren't going anywhere; w were lust wish ing somo one woulr drop in How well you are looking. Emma, mi. a wnn a ocautirui new diess, Old sport Blooey find a you beaut en I hae bought and triid to keep. 1 oiu-s, and Mime were mighty cheap. I've But some are lost, ;ind some the cost 1 seem to hae the ei finding my umbrella 4'.. i! Ms 1 . 1 Mr.e are bnrrnv ai.4. n :..i'J'es.; of ra'-i l.iiti'is I,, l.il!. lie In. 1 h.,s giiiio for som-one's comfort. Slill my tlie oilier leilow s enwrod while I'm getting ive Here, tne so., 'rtln 1. ...n... ,.1.. 1.. ..1... , . .. M.st.r Bion.;'." .:"..''" ,umin' '-tur.. fan,, j . ...M4 die SO Cu,,! al'tl I .,.! handsome .. . . Sit over there. Emma th.. 1,1th'. . .. . - wtv, kin vi .i y , pe w-as t!:;:: i'la ni!;s. ew T iy Wiaknc s and they like io jest in fun. al''-;-.. that ii'ia.ivi'uu ia". lmt tun. They 1 .ir. t .s;n,;i!il kei'ii an tak'le ce on lhin.'s like i re re r:iini!tvi., in the sky. :'.i iv Ih ,:l ;i vu !x or so ago, t"ni a blow like ilurt of Mr. ! relur-i in h.ilf an hour I h,; her w ith cmpsey" .1 im'.'nriJI, ei g.eiv W hell 1 re! - it roughly sin-'i. ,i n ti.e 1 rack. lir i u .V!'.- nply s niv " 1 r.i By Fiyns 1 no Li:i:i'sii' . 1.1 uki.i 1': - n i!' ' ;i:i. ha- - i:.i n h-. 1 List teems sc cut of thinns way over there by h.mself. and lets have tne ta'd Utile out. Emma and I will see if wc can't beat you boys." i- We r.rc suppiessing the name of the man in this town who at two ol his dauchter s potvder puffs, under the imprest, on they were maishmallows. He swears th.it he couldn't detect any d-ficrence in taste. Can you rcmemher when a man cru'd get good lunch, have hie shoes sh.neii. buy a good, free smoking C'gar. take his wne some flowers and O'e kids tome candy, and toll have money left cut of a dollar e.il: 1- t We see t. an exchange .l-..i W.I. a-n IWts-.tr jr Avery B.ir.jlcr ave js' coinpietod a barn. We have sren a nuifirr of hams that wc luoje V.tic gtnticnien have bu.lt. ' V.a-.o ceita.nly has a l.tro; vocjh). U'.'.ry," 1 v.-s. I've told rer she thej d take more cxerc."e. f " feller with a w.Jiut mutt.iche ha. n't silos hankenn' fer a kits. in i;:li; h:ts ik mi r liiniM Cii. -iin. sti r of Willi:. m liens, proves she 1.1 ;h' .1 : riilitii: in her hit -t 1!. ie. ".shlrley of I'l .I.ll tins jllst iieell cu. 1- Wi'.liam Kn w. -t..m " I piav at the Mai. -ii.-t. Vis Masen i''ii!i- 'brills o' I'.e bare 1 teat in V:l proiitie 1 romises m h .. sm . !' tlilferent frnni ;,uv ity star uives t'-e jiu'm. ontie.'Tion it 's- inter .1 the sifi v of th c-r - who w.n r., if he i!l'e lo 1 :t:;ic,. ;i pr,,. ' re-ba k ri-i.-r ', r a Arir.i." in a pil V (,f T :e clre-is man's j. -.'v rr.cini: : 1 -In'! Take niv adi i,-. f er aetnna, j " :o rill. !" I I'i' II W or- 1.11 V" T I'm. 11 1 its os -.ot lev. e!e Tl'io haw t, r inall si-a-e 1 11 initenep,!. ie. nllllnt; t, rnn hin : or r ro ricit t.' live , own affairs" r Ihe peoMie in f I: f. T!ir .aa, uskw 1 5!vjV . in- ..-rt",i i - k 4tv-. tV-.K54!Ji h - A, 1 km : " 1 'Vi,' 1 . :i ..I'.' ' it r. r , ;u vrn . . , 1 , . ( 1 r ft heimer CLOTHES they're a nian's best intrcdtictixi ! I.''? viri''U "e 7,1 V KXV (l el V KH is. x. . v . . '. , .w. v . .k . . .. - r . J ,'! !:W:''; J -A Ji iJ y - v.t ' i - 'v,v , :i--J-:--J ;' . 's .;K' "sm iir t ;. ;v.'.i- :; r "l?- . -n V;,'r- r.V' . ! 1 k '-..' e'now hheP C0'13 V,e bi s,c-e. sport mode!, a.e now here r.r.a ve would advise you to get yours whi.c the getting is good HARTH'S TOGGERY Just received, I 27 S.: Viilo r, v r 1 . ... . the,. ar. ....v.,.,:.:: . r 1 we.are ng Bt $24.75 You know yon t rrni,.in vith vs but a tWt tjn5. kw