ROSEBURG wrwS.REVIEW. rRIOAY APR1L.11, 1?r
PACE TWO
ROSEBURG NEWS-REVIEW
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BY BERT G. BATES
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Ur. yon, niilrr the Act of March 2, ls7!.
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MAKK LII'K I.Yi'KKKSTIXG
"Tin.' trouble with the young women of today is that after tliey
T''t niai'i'M (i, i'l-stcail oi trying to make nice homes; where Uifir hus
haii.l.s a ill he liaiiy, tl,ey are raeinjr the .streets and going to ail
the .shows and dances just as they did before they were married.
Who do you Mipnso rnadu the above remark the of or day V Was
it some highbrow theorist who fcloomily watches tie changes ol
these times without ! iii,r anything liimself tu make the world
better'.' No, tliis .somewhat severe statement was made by no
pretentious personage, but by a plain and ordinary woman who
t;oe out doinx washn.jr, who has no time lor fine .spun theo
ries. I'.y her i.iithful work she has earned a rijjht to comment on
life as .she s"es it, and the conclusions of such practical folks are
i:ot to be lijfhtiy considered. I'erhaps such a person's hard exper
iice tends to make one rather pessimistic. Still it can't be denied
at many .vouiik women do live the pleasure loving lives that was
:;;geted aboe, though not so much in a community like ours
a.-; in larger cities. The first interest of such wives is not in
their homes, husband.; and children, but in gaiety. They spend
loo much on dress, tin y meet men that interest them more than
their hu.' hands. Such a course leads many to the divorce court.
The way to avoid :a;rli evil:; is to make domestic life interest
ing. Domestic science courses in the school, that lead girls to
take piide in good cookery, dressmaking, keeping up a home, etc.,
turn their thoughts ill these directions and away from fake
ideals.
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Looks like the Oregon-California Tower Company hius an
eye on Uoseburg for a future business investment. And judging
this company's activities in other wide awake communities much
is to be gained by their advent into this community, from a public
service standpoint.
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Wonder what those foolish girls e::pect to gain from estab
lishing dancing record.). Yesterday's dispatches told of a girl of
twc.ity-one years dancing continuously for over fifty-two hours.
We would say she is some dancing fool nothing more, nothing
less.
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Two hundred cars of broccoli shipped to foreign markets
during i'ne brief season of this particular variety of vegetable is
the record of this county.
We have the Muscovites with us today and they are some
bunch of real, good fellows rarin' to go for a good time. Ami
here's hoping they git it.
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(Ireal. things are in store for the future welfare of Uoseburg
'ill it's hard to make li e pessimist see anything but the hole in
iao doughnut.
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It' local olficials w i: h to get results in the way of disturbing
"pelting parties" they will probably have to put on a night shilt.
JtlEVlIMGEffofe
Dear Folks
l.'s true that m -i have oiti'ii dud for some great worthy
i;.;:.e, nl so their i.,rs were ever closed to all of the applauso
I estov.id on iliein for sacrifice that helped the world along. We
l!o,t..r now their memories in pnctry, prose and song.
And ser.e n.ue la!!ea by the way, a victim ot the curse that
has mi other mis-inn h"iv than filling up the purse if rogues, ami
v ick-'tl iiararites who always labor shirk, whose brows are never
li!ni-.te;.e'l with ilie sweat of honcsl work.
. A child is b.ru. p.rhaps to .mhi. it's just a hltlo bud. you
waliii a'.'i guard with tenderness !o keep it from tie.' flood of
waters fall of w it !,. vinos. It hlo.-s.inis pure and w hite, and in
your days oi liii.,'iu.s. it hnn,'s eternal lijrlu. And then, in ail
i' ) -lory i-.i.r. it starts to v lit and fade. Its beauty and its purity
rev en! i re are hod away, and then by slow decrees, in spite of
' your cry, it drooos and tails upon the ground to iii.ger then
.Idie.
I- it ; oi. .v. i r w ti.' I I you hae lor tho..o who deal; t ho crush
1 h' V Tin n In I'd call to bli oiile.-s war ;.nd let your neigli
i i i s I. now , i.'ce is i rank.; of l!io,(. who fight, of those who
h i'-.o too hop" (o .-la. -'Jiu i- and exterminate the human killer,
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GOOD EVEMN3 FOLKS
Great Weather "his
For tpadin'
But a dern sight
Better for fnhin'.
A gob of Muscovites are in
vai.-ioe today wearing the fez
lookin' over the local crop of
Fellers.
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DUMBELL DORA THINKS
That Muscovite is a ne variety of
grapes.
The ninth annual state exhibit of
California wild flowers will bo held in
San Francisco April 15 says a news
dispatch. Mayor Nap Rice of this vil
lage has been asked to deliver the
opening address.
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The speed cop tells us that the sal
mon trout are bitin' good at Winches
ter these days.
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The shindiggers cf the tov.nship
clashed heels ?t Suthcrlin last niynt
with few fatal res'i'ts.
This is Friday tho 13th which is an
unlucky day for tho fish.
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A lot of the local sheiks are shiver
ing in their boots today after reading
the account of the sheriff's raid in!
Lover's Lane. We'll bet that rende
vous was rather uninhabited last
night. I
If its'a crime to perk up in Mud
Hollow there's a lot of criminals
running around loose. i
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Charley Lockwood is going to man
age the ball tc.?m and with Charley's
flivver experience he should make a
rattling success of it. j
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Familiarity breeds contempt of ad-1
vico also. Nearly every one prefers to
accept it from strangers. !
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Manageress "Yess, in teaching
shorthand and typewriting we are
stronger on accuracy." j
Inquirer "How are you on speed?'l
"Well, the last girl we sent out
married her employer In three weeks."
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Job kept his patience, all right, but
at that the old fellow never tried to
write with a fountain pen when the
darn thing was out of ink.
Yep, we got on article of furniture
out at the house thai is also a credit
bureau.
We will now sing a song entitled
"Maojie" just because I admired
your chin was no reason for raising
another." j
Flirtation A spoon withing nothing
in it. j
An Indiana father named his fifth
child "Enough." Should a sixth comet
it will be called Superfluous, we pre-
: sume.
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NATURE FAKER CALLED
A sweet little dsmsel named Dayken
Was asked if she ever read Bacon,
i She said very sweet,
"You cannot re.Td meat,
j So snap to an- cut out the fakinV
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i ' II men have taster defeat the
successful ones are those who refused
to swa'tow it.
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! Don't sprinkle salt on the tail of
temptation. i
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A fnt man usually sHrrts the r.ort
of an overcoat that leaves no doubt
about it.
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Some people "knnV and others
merely state their "opinions. It is
much easier to live with the latter.
The rarlio eitnrn.ites distance. But
it still is too impettcct to eliminate
platitudes fiom the speeches.
Some men are born unfortunate and
others buy used cars.
Now that the skirts are longer how
are we to know that the poor girls
have knees.
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Pa.ihandl.rs are warned by authori
ties that they must go to work or
leave New York. But a lot of them
own oronertv there.
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The c.indidsite who d? serves vote
usually it the one who does not get
them.
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Pfei ;y if t ic mother and father
of the many eforts which have d.me
'tH'Ch for te world.
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fi'en learn their .'trr.t lessons in the
kmof girten their last lecrnj in
court.
As King as n sile&man continues to
srnd in a satisfactory lire of orders
the "old man" isn't likely to worr
much at'out the kind of pleasure to
which -s turns.
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To know
how good a cigarette
really can oe maow
you must try a-v
LUCi
STRIKE,
S.CIQARETTE
Its
toasted
(he 8-iucU bole. Thu will probably
cnuttf neieral more days delay In
(he actual drilling operations.
The 11 now bring put down
here is unique, ill that it in (be
di-epest hole ever put down wiib an
8-inch core barrel. This core bar
rel wa perfected by E. II. 1-afhain,
' Lou Angeles, and was. Included as
a part of (lie equipment of the ro
. lury riK which U being ued. I'
' was Intended to be used only for
the detailed ' examination of new
formations. Difficulty In the use of
fiBh-tail blia, howevi-r. led to ex
periments in the continued use of
the core barrel which proved so suc
'cessfnl that the hole has now reach
! cd a depth of nearly 1UU0 feet.
I While Ihe method of driilinK la
1 comparatively slow It has enabled
the operator to keep a perfect Iok
of the hole which will be invaluable
j in future drilling operations in this
bection.
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liiUUHL. U I L
IT RILE
I LOCAL NEWS t
lUc a day buys a Singer.
Arundel, piano Tuner. Fhone 1S9-L.
Fuller Drusnes, J. B. Crary, 302-E.
A wood sized and very appreciative e serve t. e ocst at eer i ,uu. ,
audience includinK several Uoseburg I. Hinn. ,
pr"e ,'?.T,"r.V,i.,!f f,ii!lo!!li"!hH.".i Watkln's ProducU-120 W. Lans
r,r . "" y"''.V .' Phi.no 177.
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E. R. ROISE, TRACHER of TlolUl.
. Call Moore Music Studio.
Vuiire Studio, assisted by Maxtor
Misire, In a delightful evening of
music-, at the Cuilil Hall under the
aiiMiires of the lnili of the Kiddle
Kpiscoiml church. The evenings en- .,.
tet.ainme.it consisted of vocal soU.s ; , l'n versal liRhtinK plants t r
hv Miss lietnz. violin solos, violn. ! ton BrtMt. We have two sizes In stock,
lime and piano trios, and flute solos. Mnrin MTTIf, ctTTDIO 324 N
Mrs. Moors was at the piano .h en- MOORE MUSIC STUDIO, 3i N.
lire evetiitiR an aiciinipanist. Mihs Juckson at. Phone o02.
revelation to
SPECIAL NnT,f
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The San Fraci 0
LAjdn aocietv
(TKSFreiK.g
Assets over S4.0CO,000,M
ginnrngAprJTbtcrestt
credited on deposit
QUARTERLY
JANUARY APRIL . jfly . nenv.
and will earn interest Q-urtcrl y imt J f IUtHH
INTEREST WILL DHaJEDriH)
APRIL 1st, 1923
AT THE RATE OF A V. " , .
: Jl r .1 v rex awt-.
RF.PT.pt1
Reduce Those Danger
ous Swollen Veins
I rainless extraction or teeth at room
9, Masonic Temple. Dr. Ncrbaa.
I I will not be responsible for any
1 bills contracted bv any one oilier than
i myself. J. It. DLAYLOCK.
ll.-niz's sinuinx w:i
.he music lovers of Riddle, and Pror.
lloise, 011 the violin held his audience
spell bound. Maxine Moore, Is the
proud possessor of im artist model
Win. S Haines silver fi.ile, a very fine
instrument which her former instruc
tor of the r. of O, now located in Los 1
Angeles, selected for her. She played The Roseburg Woman's Club will
two flute solos anil took her part in hold a cooked food sale for the bene
several trio's of violin, flute and fit of the tSate Federation Endow
piano, with the skill and finish of an 1 ment Fund at McKean, Darby and
adult musician. Siie has been study- j Baldwin's Saturday, April 14.
inn flute hut two years and is ninkitiKI
remarkable progress and cr.n from Gennett Records player rolls; lat
now on be counted as one of Rose-1 est sheet music Pianos, Cheney Phon
burg's talented musicians. The Rid-' oprahs. Orders Recel" PROMPT AT
die people were loud in their praise 1 TENTION, "Yours for service." Moore
of the evening's entertainment. The Music Store. 324 N. Jackson st
same program was eiven the evening o
previous in the Canyonville school ii. miiii i '
auditorium under the auspices of the " "' """tn
paren.-tey hers to a fair sized and
very highly pleased audience. J 0 d8ar loy(,d Qc y(u jave 1(ift us
j Mother, wife and friend so dear,
A chicken pie dinner will be served! And we feel your spirit hovers
at the M. E. church south. Tuesday,! o'er the loved ones you've left here.
April 17th, from i:M to 7:30 p.
Price 75c.
hip
is
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No dear face sits by the window.
No loved form stands In the door
There to greet us with caresses
When our long day's work is o'er.
The strongest showing of oil so
far encountered by the drill ill the
test well south of Oakland was
struck last week, says the Oakland
Tribune. At a depth of over Hut)
feet the hard gray shale through
which ...list of the drilling has been
dune changed to a railier soft,
coarse santision". The core taken
out showed evidence of oil and bub
bles or oil and gas appeared In the
w;oer.
In oilier to make a satisfactory
test of this new development, K. 10.
Merrick, in charge of operations,
has decided to ream out and case
ihe hole to slut, off water. Prepara-
.ien.i are now being made to do.
his. They will then go down with
You was such a good pal, mother,
It's so hard to give you up,
I Hut we know that God will give us
' Strength to drink this bitter cup.
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I And to lead us o'er life's pathway
i Without mother's guiding band,
j Safely through Ihe dangerous jour
; ney.
To a fair and belter land.
Doctor's Recent Discovery Also Heals
Boils, Carbuncles, Abscesses,
And Open Sores in few Oays.
Physicians are prescribing and hos
pitals using a new and harmless, yet
very powerful germicide that not
only causes enlarged or varicose
veins and bunches to become normal,
but also reduces goitre, enlarged
glands and wens.
Ask any first class druggist for an
original two-ounce bottle of .Moone's
Kmerald Oil tfull Btrength) and re
fuse to accept anything In its place,
it is such a highly concentrated prep-
aiation that two ounces last a long
time and furthermore of this wonder
ful discovery does not produce the
results anticipated, you can have the
price refunded.
It is not wise for anyone to allow
swollen veins to keep on enlarging.
Often they burst and cause weeks of
pain, suffering and loss of employ
ment. Start the Emerald Oil treat
ment as directions advise and im
provement will begin at once. Nathan
Fullerton, the Rexall Store, Cass St.,
Roseburg, Oregon can supply you.
KLANSMEN PRESENT AT
STRICKLAND FUNERAL
RFProVi
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Butterfat.
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Veal. is.
HOEi. 1V1....J J
wcudu.
Cows, prime, je.
Steers, nrtm. s."
Honey, loc,rprwlt(
bar, 1921. 7
RetsllPrl,
Kin rm.1.... . . - "
-"-".an. 1U ft U
cents. . "
Mohair. pr Ik. 5
Wool. fine, w ik ...
Eastern oau, Uit . ,
......UU, il.lliRIHlo,
Cracked com. : 15 itm,
Whole corD. I: its;;
Rolled barlft.lujj
Flour, to?, rttit in
- utk .sai a 3
a buck.
wliich the k.i:iM L
tart.
There we'll meet you,
mother.
In that beautiful cily of gold.
Where the uugcis sing together
And the half was never told.
Put this question to your family
tonight: "Shall we build a home." and
take a vote. It will he carried unani
mously. Page Lumber and Fuel Co.
Robed klansnien representing
I'mpqtia Klan participated yester
day afiernoon in the funeral of C.
E. Strickland, whose death occurred
on Monday morning. Mr. Strickland
was a niernbet of the local klan and
lhat organization participated in the
burial service. As the funeral cor
tege arrived at the cemetery two
rows of ma; ked klansnien formed ;
before the grave and stood with up-1
lifted hands as- the flower covered !
casket was borne between their open I
ranks. As the body was placed in I
darling I the earth the robed men silently
dropped upon It their synioni.c 1
evergreen and giving a mystic, rit-1
iialistlc sign went hack to their wait- ;
ing automobiles and were carried j
back to Uoseburg. This Is the first
k!nn fuiiers! held in this city in
lteluins m VjnU-fi-
Mrs. H. LR-KAfcH
am miin; 10 Si an
tliis city or
to her hcax 1 tpi :
ineriiiLE;. .
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CONST!?.,
BIUOUSSS
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VEflKTAI'l.K SEEDS AYAH. Alii, E
ADVICE
TO THE
LOVELORN
by
MRS. ELLSBURY
(Adihess all commiinicaiions
to Mrs. Kllsltury, caro of News-Review.)
Miss Vera MacKay. secretarv of
the local Chamber of Commerce, re-1
pons that she has received a large I
quantity of vegetable seeds from
Senator McNary. These arc the gov- '
efnim.nl seeds for free distribution I
nnd anyone desirous of obtaining 1
some of these seeds may have them
v.iiliou. cost by calling at the Cham-'
her of Commerce office. !
D. Porter
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Pmn s; fine in court is iust like
buym' a dead hcrse."
Hear Mrs. KK-liury: 1 have a bine
--ok lues... iht!.- tlress that splits very
. :i'0 It has s. veral sjkiis on it and
I i.Mi.l like tn take them o(T. I am
s.'li.;i:i': .f.i ;i su.nlMe of the laiite
ii;0. lie vtni louov of any method of
uii.i,; it off. And what will take the.
-1 lis mil. Vtlltlnul spottitm it worse'.'
Wlii. -h.tuiil a gin wemh thai is
'i v.rs e: 1. ti1(. ht-ii;tli of r.
O'. I iO. im li.-. 1 Mill be very gl.ol
il oil iili-Mer l:.v quest ions. I..
is: I have tried many so-called
r.ok clcincs. and I know many others
;i ,-.t h.i.e also, but I have never found
one th.-tt vi.is aijcce3i,ful. The only
1 :'e thing for you to do is to 3fr.d
tii- di'CLS to professional cleaners.
The coil villi ce about S2. hut you
will be su-e of sav.ng the dress. You
should vie.ijh nsot,t 130 pounds.
H. ..r Mt,. Ki'-burj : My daughter
is to I.- nri ,ie,l within the ...x.
1. .v net i.v ;in.; he w.in.s to just tn
'.1 th n.uost. r id be nuirt e tl. : tut
I -laio it. r ;e lie n-.arried at home,
li i tl:it'..'.- .t ..'s w'.ii her. and we
' oe a:v-'i''i ;i:m a.nue.1 tile luait.r.
or ;.i;. io ,.r I ant m:i- her s..'
.0 ion. .,',.i I went s. e Io : .o;.,i.
N ih re mhi w v 1 rouid I'.ei.i.l u; ..a
!" r Iii 1 n..,-: d at ho :,. a, m.
- ' ii'1 Mi '. e a t 11m tlo.A I ;ii!i
." 't '.1 .1-!. 1,4 her In In -1 irn. .1
..I bnin. -.' MUTlilo!.
Ans. It is vp-y natural th.it you
.-.houla vva-it her to be married at
i?me. tut if thrre is any t'rne when
a motl ei khond let her dajg'itc do
as mr Kinli to. t is about her own
Wfli-i'ng. That s one time when the
o-upil thjrrselvts should h,ie full
s.11. nd even thsJ3h you are d.
ateemvd vu riould not t-y to ds
scaae tiKr.t.
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If You Have A Cough
Take this Advico
Salem, Orcg. ' Some year at;r
I was a firmer in Kansas. Thru
exposure, serving as a suhlu-r durum
tiic t ivd War my health had become
impaired. I w.is b..ilurcd viih a
chronic cou-h and cit.irrh.il con
dition; 1 u'.t bke an old n-.ait, a!
though I was oulv iu-tv. I hi-ird
ci Dr. lVrcc s Uoidcii Medical Dis
covery. It 'uel;i(d me so much tht
1 coutintii J taking it (I th,k about
MX buttles in uili and tell new r-.s-.a
Hood toir-uiir thru ,m- Ij.hIv. U,8
'l.oltlen Mrdie..! Diic.mrv' drove
cut the c.ti.rrh aei aivj the ciusj
oi my cough. Thcic .oe scmet'-.inua
ve can iorg-.-t, lut when a person
has received as n-.-.ich lie!; as I
di l, it is im-,os-i.ic to f. Vri't it.
1 l'rrl you:;P,-r n-,,l ,,-,. Vtg. irons
at H th.oi I ,o,i at 4D." L. D
lVrtcr. 451 Sofh 1ft'.-. fJS.
A as i. 't co'.'.iiH-.'e ti take
tin.. I't-.-.'M v ' v,u Ih-.-u, ,
it It.ic 1..-. ,-j ..ct:.-..,g t;T. ,-t ii,....
it ei oi.-r drtuxi,t, ei t ,hl,.. 'r
I t.11 .1 rite in. i'-erer. I'reii lc
ir.iai a. ii.itei m HuMalo. N. Y
you Jejin: irec r.icii:l ajvite.
cut
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Good Clothes
a Great Cure
for Spring Few
9PR!T. is I .lie F.I .Y TO BE A TIME OF
LESSNESS. ALL NATURE IS PlH
'FV TI OTHF5. FRESFI COLOR, t
YOU'RE BOUND TO FEEL oUTp
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Just in from Hart Schalincr -
' WeTl be glad to sec you any
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