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ROSEBURO. OREGON, FRIDAY", DECEMBER 15. 1922.
WOMEN'S COLLEGES.
A New York business man, being recently asked to subscribe
to a woman's college endowment. fund, let out some of his pent-up
indigation in reply to the solicitor. He is much down on certain
tendencies of modern young women. If he had his way he would
have the college girls taken out and put at manual labor. He also
remarked that the education the young women of the period need
is to leave off smoking cigarettes, stop using slang, give up their
bold and brazen manner, their paint, powder, lipsticks and high
heeled shoes, and stop dressing indecently. The young women of
the period have plenty of faults, just as the young men have. But
most people feel that the faculties of these institutions are made
Up of the finest types of womanhood, cultured, intelligent ladies,
, contact with whom must have a gracious influence over every girl
who enters those institutions. Many an ill-bred girl comes into
this environment with some of these faults which this business
man notes. She sees for the first time hour winsome a refined
woman can become. Gradually the coarser side of her nature is
' smoothed down and she develops qualities of courtesy and charm.
Some girls come out of college with much philosophy and literature
in their heads, but not much conception of practical living. Prob
tbly in time the colleges will give more emphasis to the pressing
problems of modern life. Some girls go to college who would do
better to take business courses. But, whatever defects may exist
in these colleges, they turn out a body of women who have an
, intelligent grasp of public questions and who have high aims.
If some of them have the faults of which this critic complained,
it is at least true that college experience tends to discourage un
womanly tendencies.
WOMAN SAYS HUSBAND
KIT HER WITH STRAP
COQIMU.E. Or.. I). 1 3. Edith
Jlabel Sella lint filed a suk against
Utorge II. Sella for divorce ou the
grouuds of cruel aid luhiuuan
treatment. She computus Unit her
hutband struck her Uh a strap
because aha was lute with their din
ner one cvenliiK, refused to liuy her
clothing and treated br with Ig-
liouilny aud contempt. They were
married) at Koaehurg In IU0G anil
liuvo two children, of which the
mother asks tun custody. She also
A HI) A I. -XMAS ;KT
Nothing ecu Id be more ap-
predated by a real womuu than
a lot In I.aurelwood as It
would bo the beglnlng of ber
permanent home.
a ska for $123 auit money, JT.'i a
month for the support of th chil
uren and one-third of the defend
ant's property.
rainless extraction of teeth at room
9. Masonic Temple. Dr. Nerhas.
MERRY XM3, FOLKS
We've never had
A hankering for
A public office until
Tcday when we
The new postmaster
Billy Hemline
Wearing brand new
Velour hat.
Ye ed. hereby rteolvea t hereafter
crack no joke at the expense oi
Lather J. Barnes, tonsorial artist de
luxe.
Amona those noticeable en the main
drag yesterday was Charlie Pickett,
who was wearing a pair or corauroy
college trousers.
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A feller who signed his cognomen
S. O. ft. (same old rot), tends us the
following pome, which is a humdinger
and should excite a few giggles among
our trillions of readers:
We were gathered in the barroom, for
we had no place to sleep,
The winds were howling wildly and
the snowdrifts lay deep.
'Tis a cheering thing in winter, when
you've lots of time to pass,
To hear some fellow murmur, "Come
have another glass."
i
So we shuffled up in gladness and
before the bar we lined
And grabbed our glasses quickly lest
he change his blooming mind.
"We are lost," semcbody shouted as
he staggered croes the floor,
"Unless the barkeep yonder give us
just ono whiskey more!"
But our hopes were badly shattered
as we heard the barkeep say,
"Not another drink, ye spalpeens, un
less I get my pay."
Then we heard Pat Murphy murmur
as he knocked the barkeep far:
"There is booze within the cellar just
the. same as on the bar."
A Set of
Books
for Chiislmas
lifts
Liu3iLiu.MiUui.uU(liwfiiiiiiiiail-iir..-'lMj
ft
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out a thought of fear; .
Where the policeman found us sleep
ing when the morn was shining
clear.
A LETTER TO SANTA
Dear Mr. ud. of Prunes:
I am writeing this to you because I
think maybe you will hand it to Santy
Clause. I am a littel girl nine yrs.
old and my papa is out of work. He
says he don't think Santy will get to
our house Christmas but I think if I
write to him he will remember us so
I want you to tell him that I just want
a fow doll clothes for my dolly. Thank
you prune pickins. Elsie,
Dear little friend Elsie: You betchsr
life Santy will remember you and
we're mighty glad that you have made
us your messenger. We took the mat
ter up with the old boy this morning
and he is having aome fine clothes
made for your dolly. YE ED. OF
What home do you know where such a sift would not be greatly
appreciated?
Well filled book shelves lire essential to any fine American home.
They not only yield the Joy and benefit of reading they create a
genteel atmosphere.
Our stock Is large and varied, both as to authors and bindings.
Cciuo In before the ruh and let us show you.
41 PRUNES.
4 a
'A Tk. . MalI., 'U,n DI ... I. n hie
never bsen mentioned In this eolyum
before, Is planning to have pads
n;-ceil on the street intersection
monuments unless the council removes
them soon.
Uncle John and his wheelbarrow
was about all the traffic on the main
stem this a. m.
A- ft 9
. The price of turkeys is down. Just
I our luck. When the price gets down
MUCKS PAI FAKMEUti
s-KOWlal
But tar. 3 sjbu a poind.
ikllliUt, ia cants.
Kitx's, 45 cent per dozes.
EeS. pultot, i cents par dozen
Hens, heuvy. II cents a pound.
Hens, Hen. 1 rears a awtwd.
(Springers, 15 cents a pound.
Old i oculars, 10 cents a pound.
Cecsc, 18 tents a pound.
Dinks, 18 cents a pound.
Wheat. $1.20 at ullI, sack returned.
' liarley. fit a tea.
Veal, dressed. E to 11 cents a pound.
Hogs, dressed, 12 cents, 120 to 160
pounos weight
Cows, prime, 4 cents.
Steers, prime, b cents.
lettuce, 1106 per dozen.
Honey, local production, 20 cents
a pound.
Can era bark, 1S22, H4 cent
pound. Cascara bark. 1 P2 1. ?Ho
RETAIL PRICES ON MILL
PRODUCTS.
Mill run, 1.40 to $1 50 a sack of
80 pounds.
Cracked corn, $2 15 a 100 pounds.
Rolled barley, J1.55 a sack of 70
pounds.
Grey seed oats, per bushel, 76c to
SOc.
Feed oats, per 100. $1.90.
Flour, soft wheat, SI. 65 a sack.
Flour, bard wheat, (193 and $2.10
sack. -
Portland Sheets
Blocked by Snow
PORTLAND, Dec. 13. Street car
service will be maintained In spite
or blizzard conditions of motorists
will keep off the car tracks. P. U.
I.. & P. officials promised this af
ternoon. Six snowplows, four power
brooms, and 112 cars equipped with
Hoot scrapers are fighting agalu3t
snow, wind and cold.
"We can keep the tracks clear if
autoists will either leave their ma
cl.lnea at home or drive on streets
yhat tlo not carry car tracks," de
clared t red cooner. cltv 'Sunerln-
So we rushed the cellar boldly wit-,tendent
!(ir nhiii
"If automobiles begin to follow
the tracks as soon as they are
cleared, however. It will seriously
hamper tis In petting people who
live in th outlyinir districts to their
homes, and possibly cut of! som?
lines, aa the machines throw the
?riow back onto the tracks and
pack It down."
Prior to the evening rush service
hart been kept up officiuls declared.
Other public utilities reported
service as usual.
City Itobcd lu Whits.
The city awqka this morning to
iinu its visage taking on a pale ap
pearnnee from . snow that started
falling about 3 o'clock the sixth
snow storm of the winter.
Ily going to work . time every
street in the city wore a white
pavement.
r.arty risers felt that they wer?
!n for nothing less than a blizzard,
because of a brisk easterly wind.
With the snow, which the
weather bureau does not expect to
last long, came the lowest tempera
turn of the season 18 degrees at
!..io a. tu. The mercury remained
slightly above that mark through
the greater part of the forenoon,
and was not expected to mount
higher at any time during the day.
The Roseburg Book Store
i Kearnev's Groceteria
v a
300 CASS STREET
Saturday Specials
so we could reach it in ordinary times,
Xmas comes along an n.ihs all our
surplus change.
Great excitement prevailed in the
village today when oil was discovered
at a service station.
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OLD MAN TROUBLE
Old Man Trouble has an Irritatin' way
Of makln' ccnuersation when he
hain't much to say;
He isn't entertainin' and he isn't very
wise.
And he si-nply holler: louder when he
wants to emphasize.
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Pixtlloss Itaisins, per II)
Currants (Taney), pt-r pkjr
K. C. Uakiiig Powder, 1-11). cans
K. C. Taking Powder, 3-H. cans .
(Jolden Iris Iowa Corn, 0 cans Tor ,
InilH'rial Club Iowa Corn, G cans for
Arjro Corn Starch, 3 pkjr.s. for 2.k'
Arjjo Gloss Stare!), 3 pkjjs. for 2"c
Hersliey's Cocoa, 2 cans for S,V
Pure. Kasteru Laid, 10-11). cans..!
Pure Kastcrn Ird, 5-11). cans..
M. J. P.. Coffee, 5 Iks. for
Hill Pros. Coffee, 5 lbs. for.
Schillings' Cof e, " lbs, for
Tree Tea, per ' l. pkg .
Jap Oranges, per box
Large Xavel Oranges, H'r dozen
Jumbo Fancy Celery, per bunch
17c
W
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71c
5 k-
?1.8S
;)Sc
$i.;s
$ux;
i.v
$118
I0e
!V
( Kearney's Groceteria
4 Phst Cfrxvi tit si 4 .T? rr t r r 'fw 0tfi
hear
A Old Man Trouble never helps the work
5 along.
a ' Ho wants the u.m-IH tn linn an
hn wjihn loud and tona:
Ther' no use interfenn' while he's
using up his breath,
We hope hu ll keep on talkin till he
talks himself to death.
When a woman gives her offspring
a nickel she expects him to say
"Thank you." At the same time, when
hubby gives her money, she says
that an:"
.
The nosers re nw poiiahtnn their
gotf clubs, or doing whatever golfers
do with their clubs this time of year.
The trouble with small town Is
this: Too many people attend to other
people's but nets.
fl fl
Quite a lot of nice peoolt saw the
movie "Nice People' last evening and
quite a lot of nice people toutrmed in
thtir seats when they saw themselves
depicted on the see en.
o
The fad of "rolling your own sox
sermr to have d sappeared. The cold
intry blasts cv.tfcftiiy rtd much to do
with the change in styles.
CATIIKUIXK AI,VKRT IS
K K i A I, It K A V T Y
ItpKally lir.iutiful as ever, Cath
frlno Calvert receives the homeage
or ner aitmir-r in a nrw picture.
it Das the rlnuant title of "That
woman' and offers the star exact
iv tn role her, audiences would
have chosen for her.
Mie Is iieen of Promlway in
mat woman the dashing star
of a niuaii-al cmuely succes who
xcHanKs hi-r tinsel crown for what
she dreams will be the quiet hap
piness of domestic life. But her
lire only lie-ins then; her adven
tures as a wile are far more excit
ltiK than :u a star.
That Woman'" In a fast-moving
mama witn an ever-nomi ar nroh-
leni: Shouhl lo people of separate
worms ever marry?
The story touches various phases
or me as ;t Is lived In .Ww York
iiiii K-stace in a popular theatre; the
idle, luxurious life of the rich
town and aboard a heautlful yacht:
aim toe aiuip.it'tty of the suhurhs.
Throuiihout the picture father.
Ine Calvert enps the heart and
tMiShti the .e. At the I.lhortv
Tlivatrc for the last time tonight.'
JAZZ M'IKIT II A KM HI.
the
William de Mille ha struck
k ynote of tmiav most hauuil
Ntee ivople- which plays at t!
Antlers Ttua'r. tonitcht. The mod
ern l.?.T. spirit which pervades our
times well a9 the poSsjMe rem
dy therefr. are clearly and mot
eiif-iu imiv ,i,,pictl,d
Without preaching In the 1, nst.
the picture il. inonslratea that the
On these chilly morningit we have
to place our typewriter on ths stove
to turn out the hot stuff.
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LAFE PERKINS SEZ: j
"More paint on the clrl place sea
less on the young faces is what thit
eewntry needs." (
o j
It, fore biivlna (, the line of1
Cheney phowi'r.iph". You will tiVe
M,Mr Vi lli- Store 3 " 1 N I
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CONSTIPATION
BILIOUSNESS
Headache
INDIGESTION
Stomach Trouble
SOLD EVERYWHERE-
You'll feel better in every way
With a new suit on Christmas day.
It's easy to select a man's gift at a man's store.
Here Are a Few Suggestions
BATH ROBES, SMOKING JACKETS, SWEATERS KNIT
VESTS, SILK AND WOOL SOCKS, SOCKS OF ALL KIxW
TIES, SHIRTS, GLOVES, SCARFS, SLIPPERS.
Come in and see them.
DUDS FOR MEN, Inc.
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JJSS 1 i.1 liy Mmittlj
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girls aud boys ot today have too
much leisure for Indulgence in
what may be easily developed Into
harmful social relationships. The
theme back of It stands out clearly
throughout without intruding Itself
to the detriment of the story.
Wallace Reid's role presents him
In the light of a good samaritan, his
mental outlook cleansed of its pos
sible previous acceptance of such
things as the public accepts, as a
result of the great war. liebe Dan
iris expresses tho product of the
Jazz age flawlessly and her experi
ence proves that thoso who accept
freedom up to a given point will
turn upon anyone who oversteps
that point.
Conrad Nagel Is a man of the.
same typo who, once befuddled with
liquor, becomes a menace to the
woman in his company. It Is an
almost perfect portrayal.
County Clerks
Complete Convention
POKTl.AXD. Dec. 13. After a
snappy discussion in which little
opposition was voiced, the associa
tion of county clerks of Oregon
went on record yesterday as fav
oring compulsory Jury duty for
women, just as for men, or else
abolition of tlue present law leaving
the matter optional with the wom
en whose name Is drawn. The res
olution was referred to the asso
ciation legislative - committee
further action. -
', The clerks proclaimed against
the present election provisions
which permit a voter to change reg
istration on election day.' This ar
rangement, under which the voter
! has the privilege of switching from
one party to anotnerr-'-'vitiates the
I primary," declared the i resolution
adopted. It recommends that the
law be changed so there may be no
change of party affiliation after
the primary registration period
ends, 30 days before the election
date.
The association adopted numer
ious resolutions, some of which were
referred to Its legislative commit
tee, while a few are to be referred
to the state convention of district
attorneys which convenes today In
Kugene. One resolution referred to
the committee favors abolition of
the double election board, system
and return to the old method un
der which counting of election bal
lots does not begin until 8 o'clock
in the evening. Objections to the
present arrangement were to thi;
efect that leaks with reference to
the wa) the election U going are
noted.
One resolution urged abolition oC
the present dog licensing law and
provision merely that dogs be as
sessed as any other chattel. An
other expressed disapproval of the
recording real estate ownership
and transfers. The plan of having
registration bocks oponed Immed
iately after the primaries in the
month ot July Instead of September
won approval.
Tlia convention doncludcd at 5
o'clock yesterday.
Grinste4 ml si awry. $yj
. E, RKMSIHCEIUrt.
Call Xmimiuki .
Finest feVtt;tS(&&tI
the Newt-lew.
Mrs. Cm. G. M
Piano, Boat Tel. TKiPat.
Silk Jersey Kwuen H W
at a special prite. Bel &1
Sabsc rlptlM l
itcd. Fiction Librs.!.
Own your own statali
how good yon M- fie i
and Fuel eompinj lei "
to build them.
IrW''ifll'a
UVaV 111 Ss
V
I ne unguu" ' "ija
QukrLCTchHar"
RicliM:lk.MHelQ2
dcraTaWttfcres."1
t 1
you like the plan of self service atd tace, (
our Groceteria dept. Here are just A
Regular Groceteria
A Practical Present
for the
. FORD OWNER
Kverv I'ord owner wants his car
to start easier, run smoother,
climb hills better, and give less
trouble.
The new Bosch flatten- Iqnirion
Outfit fnr Kurds will do all that,
and will permit him to drive
without touching the spark
lever.
It will keep the pIuks clean,
make coil adjustments unneces
sary, and do away with uli iSul
tion ttoubles.
Kittinn buiuhl b.fiM-e Xmas
ill bo installed FKEK oi
charge.
L. G. Devaney
Ikuch Magnetos.
Zenith Carburetors.
A
Fresh Bulk Dates, per lb -
Select Sliced Peaches, per can
Sugar Peas, per can
Fresh Peanut Butter, per I'd
10 lb. net weight Pure Lard, per can J
White Laundry Soap, 6 bars for
r 1 r: ,r n 1
VUUIVIMK Vll, 1 'V I -y )
.... -rroe tier "
M. J. B., Hill Bros, and Golden W est v.o
Pure Cane Sujar, per sack -
Tepper, per can
Corn Starch, per pkg. ;
Arm & Hammer Soda, per pkjr.
New Crop Raisins, per pkg """
Have a for O. D. Army Blankets at, cach-----
Heavy Wool Sox, 3 pa'" for
COME IN AND LOOK THEM 0VEE
PEOPLES
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