i no!EBuna news keviiw, frioay, December if. i?:2. PAGK TWO ROSEBURG NEWS-REVIEW Issued Dally Excect tltniay. ft. m. Date U. WUDMrly SUBSCRIPTION tall7. Pw year, by mail bally, nil months, by mall Dally, three months, by mall Dally, tingle niouiu, by uali Dally, by carrier, per month Weekly News Iteview, by mall, per year ... it ft. Batea 2.00 1 00 0 1.00 BV BERT ft. BATES. - TODAY'S MARKET ItEPOHT Luuata T.tul Utoti i, iHM. at Uie uiluat al Uoeuuuig. Oregon, tinder the Act of March z. m. ROSEBURO. OREGON, FRIDAY", DECEMBER 15. 1922. WOMEN'S COLLEGES. A New York business man, being recently asked to subscribe to a woman's college endowment. fund, let out some of his pent-up indigation in reply to the solicitor. He is much down on certain tendencies of modern young women. If he had his way he would have the college girls taken out and put at manual labor. He also remarked that the education the young women of the period need is to leave off smoking cigarettes, stop using slang, give up their bold and brazen manner, their paint, powder, lipsticks and high heeled shoes, and stop dressing indecently. The young women of the period have plenty of faults, just as the young men have. But most people feel that the faculties of these institutions are made Up of the finest types of womanhood, cultured, intelligent ladies, , contact with whom must have a gracious influence over every girl who enters those institutions. Many an ill-bred girl comes into this environment with some of these faults which this business man notes. She sees for the first time hour winsome a refined woman can become. Gradually the coarser side of her nature is ' smoothed down and she develops qualities of courtesy and charm. Some girls come out of college with much philosophy and literature in their heads, but not much conception of practical living. Prob tbly in time the colleges will give more emphasis to the pressing problems of modern life. Some girls go to college who would do better to take business courses. But, whatever defects may exist in these colleges, they turn out a body of women who have an , intelligent grasp of public questions and who have high aims. If some of them have the faults of which this critic complained, it is at least true that college experience tends to discourage un womanly tendencies. WOMAN SAYS HUSBAND KIT HER WITH STRAP COQIMU.E. Or.. I). 1 3. Edith Jlabel Sella lint filed a suk against Utorge II. Sella for divorce ou the grouuds of cruel aid luhiuuan treatment. She computus Unit her hutband struck her Uh a strap because aha was lute with their din ner one cvenliiK, refused to liuy her clothing and treated br with Ig- liouilny aud contempt. They were married) at Koaehurg In IU0G anil liuvo two children, of which the mother asks tun custody. She also A HI) A I. -XMAS ;KT Nothing ecu Id be more ap- predated by a real womuu than a lot In I.aurelwood as It would bo the beglnlng of ber permanent home. a ska for $123 auit money, JT.'i a month for the support of th chil uren and one-third of the defend ant's property. rainless extraction of teeth at room 9. Masonic Temple. Dr. Nerhas. MERRY XM3, FOLKS We've never had A hankering for A public office until Tcday when we The new postmaster Billy Hemline Wearing brand new Velour hat. Ye ed. hereby rteolvea t hereafter crack no joke at the expense oi Lather J. Barnes, tonsorial artist de luxe. Amona those noticeable en the main drag yesterday was Charlie Pickett, who was wearing a pair or corauroy college trousers. 8 A feller who signed his cognomen S. O. ft. (same old rot), tends us the following pome, which is a humdinger and should excite a few giggles among our trillions of readers: We were gathered in the barroom, for we had no place to sleep, The winds were howling wildly and the snowdrifts lay deep. 'Tis a cheering thing in winter, when you've lots of time to pass, To hear some fellow murmur, "Come have another glass." i So we shuffled up in gladness and before the bar we lined And grabbed our glasses quickly lest he change his blooming mind. "We are lost," semcbody shouted as he staggered croes the floor, "Unless the barkeep yonder give us just ono whiskey more!" But our hopes were badly shattered as we heard the barkeep say, "Not another drink, ye spalpeens, un less I get my pay." Then we heard Pat Murphy murmur as he knocked the barkeep far: "There is booze within the cellar just the. same as on the bar." A Set of Books for Chiislmas lifts Liu3iLiu.MiUui.uU(liwfiiiiiiiiail-iir..-'lMj ft 5 out a thought of fear; . Where the policeman found us sleep ing when the morn was shining clear. A LETTER TO SANTA Dear Mr. ud. of Prunes: I am writeing this to you because I think maybe you will hand it to Santy Clause. I am a littel girl nine yrs. old and my papa is out of work. He says he don't think Santy will get to our house Christmas but I think if I write to him he will remember us so I want you to tell him that I just want a fow doll clothes for my dolly. Thank you prune pickins. Elsie, Dear little friend Elsie: You betchsr life Santy will remember you and we're mighty glad that you have made us your messenger. We took the mat ter up with the old boy this morning and he is having aome fine clothes made for your dolly. YE ED. OF What home do you know where such a sift would not be greatly appreciated? Well filled book shelves lire essential to any fine American home. They not only yield the Joy and benefit of reading they create a genteel atmosphere. Our stock Is large and varied, both as to authors and bindings. Cciuo In before the ruh and let us show you. 41 PRUNES. 4 a 'A Tk. . MalI., 'U,n DI ... I. n hie never bsen mentioned In this eolyum before, Is planning to have pads n;-ceil on the street intersection monuments unless the council removes them soon. Uncle John and his wheelbarrow was about all the traffic on the main stem this a. m. A- ft 9 . The price of turkeys is down. Just I our luck. When the price gets down MUCKS PAI FAKMEUti s-KOWlal But tar. 3 sjbu a poind. ikllliUt, ia cants. Kitx's, 45 cent per dozes. EeS. pultot, i cents par dozen Hens, heuvy. II cents a pound. Hens, Hen. 1 rears a awtwd. (Springers, 15 cents a pound. Old i oculars, 10 cents a pound. Cecsc, 18 tents a pound. Dinks, 18 cents a pound. Wheat. $1.20 at ullI, sack returned. ' liarley. fit a tea. Veal, dressed. E to 11 cents a pound. Hogs, dressed, 12 cents, 120 to 160 pounos weight Cows, prime, 4 cents. Steers, prime, b cents. lettuce, 1106 per dozen. Honey, local production, 20 cents a pound. Can era bark, 1S22, H4 cent pound. Cascara bark. 1 P2 1. ?Ho RETAIL PRICES ON MILL PRODUCTS. Mill run, 1.40 to $1 50 a sack of 80 pounds. Cracked corn, $2 15 a 100 pounds. Rolled barley, J1.55 a sack of 70 pounds. Grey seed oats, per bushel, 76c to SOc. Feed oats, per 100. $1.90. Flour, soft wheat, SI. 65 a sack. Flour, bard wheat, (193 and $2.10 sack. - Portland Sheets Blocked by Snow PORTLAND, Dec. 13. Street car service will be maintained In spite or blizzard conditions of motorists will keep off the car tracks. P. U. I.. & P. officials promised this af ternoon. Six snowplows, four power brooms, and 112 cars equipped with Hoot scrapers are fighting agalu3t snow, wind and cold. "We can keep the tracks clear if autoists will either leave their ma cl.lnea at home or drive on streets yhat tlo not carry car tracks," de clared t red cooner. cltv 'Sunerln- So we rushed the cellar boldly wit-,tendent !(ir nhiii "If automobiles begin to follow the tracks as soon as they are cleared, however. It will seriously hamper tis In petting people who live in th outlyinir districts to their homes, and possibly cut of! som? lines, aa the machines throw the ?riow back onto the tracks and pack It down." Prior to the evening rush service hart been kept up officiuls declared. Other public utilities reported service as usual. City Itobcd lu Whits. The city awqka this morning to iinu its visage taking on a pale ap pearnnee from . snow that started falling about 3 o'clock the sixth snow storm of the winter. Ily going to work . time every street in the city wore a white pavement. r.arty risers felt that they wer? !n for nothing less than a blizzard, because of a brisk easterly wind. With the snow, which the weather bureau does not expect to last long, came the lowest tempera turn of the season 18 degrees at !..io a. tu. The mercury remained slightly above that mark through the greater part of the forenoon, and was not expected to mount higher at any time during the day. The Roseburg Book Store i Kearnev's Groceteria v a 300 CASS STREET Saturday Specials so we could reach it in ordinary times, Xmas comes along an n.ihs all our surplus change. Great excitement prevailed in the village today when oil was discovered at a service station. tt OLD MAN TROUBLE Old Man Trouble has an Irritatin' way Of makln' ccnuersation when he hain't much to say; He isn't entertainin' and he isn't very wise. And he si-nply holler: louder when he wants to emphasize. 8 I I Pixtlloss Itaisins, per II) Currants (Taney), pt-r pkjr K. C. Uakiiig Powder, 1-11). cans K. C. Taking Powder, 3-H. cans . (Jolden Iris Iowa Corn, 0 cans Tor , InilH'rial Club Iowa Corn, G cans for Arjro Corn Starch, 3 pkjr.s. for 2.k' Arjjo Gloss Stare!), 3 pkjjs. for 2"c Hersliey's Cocoa, 2 cans for S,V Pure. Kasteru Laid, 10-11). cans..! Pure Kastcrn Ird, 5-11). cans.. M. J. P.. Coffee, 5 Iks. for Hill Pros. Coffee, 5 lbs. for. Schillings' Cof e, " lbs, for Tree Tea, per ' l. pkg . Jap Oranges, per box Large Xavel Oranges, H'r dozen Jumbo Fancy Celery, per bunch 17c W hie 71c 5 k- ?1.8S ;)Sc $i.;s $ux; i.v $118 I0e !V ( Kearney's Groceteria 4 Phst Cfrxvi tit si 4 .T? rr t r r 'fw 0tfi hear A Old Man Trouble never helps the work 5 along. a ' Ho wants the u.m-IH tn linn an hn wjihn loud and tona: Ther' no use interfenn' while he's using up his breath, We hope hu ll keep on talkin till he talks himself to death. When a woman gives her offspring a nickel she expects him to say "Thank you." At the same time, when hubby gives her money, she says that an:" . The nosers re nw poiiahtnn their gotf clubs, or doing whatever golfers do with their clubs this time of year. The trouble with small town Is this: Too many people attend to other people's but nets. fl fl Quite a lot of nice peoolt saw the movie "Nice People' last evening and quite a lot of nice people toutrmed in thtir seats when they saw themselves depicted on the see en. o The fad of "rolling your own sox sermr to have d sappeared. The cold intry blasts cv.tfcftiiy rtd much to do with the change in styles. CATIIKUIXK AI,VKRT IS K K i A I, It K A V T Y ItpKally lir.iutiful as ever, Cath frlno Calvert receives the homeage or ner aitmir-r in a nrw picture. it Das the rlnuant title of "That woman' and offers the star exact iv tn role her, audiences would have chosen for her. Mie Is iieen of Promlway in mat woman the dashing star of a niuaii-al cmuely succes who xcHanKs hi-r tinsel crown for what she dreams will be the quiet hap piness of domestic life. But her lire only lie-ins then; her adven tures as a wile are far more excit ltiK than :u a star. That Woman'" In a fast-moving mama witn an ever-nomi ar nroh- leni: Shouhl lo people of separate worms ever marry? The story touches various phases or me as ;t Is lived In .Ww York iiiii K-stace in a popular theatre; the idle, luxurious life of the rich town and aboard a heautlful yacht: aim toe aiuip.it'tty of the suhurhs. Throuiihout the picture father. Ine Calvert enps the heart and tMiShti the .e. At the I.lhortv Tlivatrc for the last time tonight.' JAZZ M'IKIT II A KM HI. the William de Mille ha struck k ynote of tmiav most hauuil Ntee ivople- which plays at t! Antlers Ttua'r. tonitcht. The mod ern l.?.T. spirit which pervades our times well a9 the poSsjMe rem dy therefr. are clearly and mot eiif-iu imiv ,i,,pictl,d Without preaching In the 1, nst. the picture il. inonslratea that the On these chilly morningit we have to place our typewriter on ths stove to turn out the hot stuff. 3 i LAFE PERKINS SEZ: j "More paint on the clrl place sea less on the young faces is what thit eewntry needs." ( o j It, fore biivlna (, the line of1 Cheney phowi'r.iph". You will tiVe M,Mr Vi lli- Store 3 " 1 N I i I roa I CONSTIPATION BILIOUSNESS Headache INDIGESTION Stomach Trouble SOLD EVERYWHERE- You'll feel better in every way With a new suit on Christmas day. It's easy to select a man's gift at a man's store. Here Are a Few Suggestions BATH ROBES, SMOKING JACKETS, SWEATERS KNIT VESTS, SILK AND WOOL SOCKS, SOCKS OF ALL KIxW TIES, SHIRTS, GLOVES, SCARFS, SLIPPERS. Come in and see them. DUDS FOR MEN, Inc. I r CATALOG I 11$ B t fl Hond.-rJ, o! E H Lliysi rlll1!l hrwit.tul4,iiiu H JJSS 1 i.1 liy Mmittlj BlSul??i I lltn DltHUlMUMf f. I Siil I .oi,c,.,..int W 4 2 pocn. Srml lor H Gf"f7uJJ M Ltutta g l'vJr I 2210 Fint Are- K girls aud boys ot today have too much leisure for Indulgence in what may be easily developed Into harmful social relationships. The theme back of It stands out clearly throughout without intruding Itself to the detriment of the story. Wallace Reid's role presents him In the light of a good samaritan, his mental outlook cleansed of its pos sible previous acceptance of such things as the public accepts, as a result of the great war. liebe Dan iris expresses tho product of the Jazz age flawlessly and her experi ence proves that thoso who accept freedom up to a given point will turn upon anyone who oversteps that point. Conrad Nagel Is a man of the. same typo who, once befuddled with liquor, becomes a menace to the woman in his company. It Is an almost perfect portrayal. County Clerks Complete Convention POKTl.AXD. Dec. 13. After a snappy discussion in which little opposition was voiced, the associa tion of county clerks of Oregon went on record yesterday as fav oring compulsory Jury duty for women, just as for men, or else abolition of tlue present law leaving the matter optional with the wom en whose name Is drawn. The res olution was referred to the asso ciation legislative - committee further action. - ', The clerks proclaimed against the present election provisions which permit a voter to change reg istration on election day.' This ar rangement, under which the voter ! has the privilege of switching from one party to anotnerr-'-'vitiates the I primary," declared the i resolution adopted. It recommends that the law be changed so there may be no change of party affiliation after the primary registration period ends, 30 days before the election date. The association adopted numer ious resolutions, some of which were referred to Its legislative commit tee, while a few are to be referred to the state convention of district attorneys which convenes today In Kugene. One resolution referred to the committee favors abolition of the double election board, system and return to the old method un der which counting of election bal lots does not begin until 8 o'clock in the evening. Objections to the present arrangement were to thi; efect that leaks with reference to the wa) the election U going are noted. One resolution urged abolition oC the present dog licensing law and provision merely that dogs be as sessed as any other chattel. An other expressed disapproval of the recording real estate ownership and transfers. The plan of having registration bocks oponed Immed iately after the primaries in the month ot July Instead of September won approval. Tlia convention doncludcd at 5 o'clock yesterday. Grinste4 ml si awry. $yj . E, RKMSIHCEIUrt. Call Xmimiuki . Finest feVtt;tS(&&tI the Newt-lew. Mrs. Cm. G. M Piano, Boat Tel. TKiPat. Silk Jersey Kwuen H W at a special prite. Bel &1 Sabsc rlptlM l itcd. Fiction Librs.!. Own your own statali how good yon M- fie i and Fuel eompinj lei " to build them. IrW''ifll'a UVaV 111 Ss V I ne unguu" ' "ija QukrLCTchHar" RicliM:lk.MHelQ2 dcraTaWttfcres."1 t 1 you like the plan of self service atd tace, ( our Groceteria dept. Here are just A Regular Groceteria A Practical Present for the . FORD OWNER Kverv I'ord owner wants his car to start easier, run smoother, climb hills better, and give less trouble. The new Bosch flatten- Iqnirion Outfit fnr Kurds will do all that, and will permit him to drive without touching the spark lever. It will keep the pIuks clean, make coil adjustments unneces sary, and do away with uli iSul tion ttoubles. Kittinn buiuhl b.fiM-e Xmas ill bo installed FKEK oi charge. L. G. Devaney Ikuch Magnetos. Zenith Carburetors. A Fresh Bulk Dates, per lb - Select Sliced Peaches, per can Sugar Peas, per can Fresh Peanut Butter, per I'd 10 lb. net weight Pure Lard, per can J White Laundry Soap, 6 bars for r 1 r: ,r n 1 VUUIVIMK Vll, 1 'V I -y ) .... -rroe tier " M. J. B., Hill Bros, and Golden W est v.o Pure Cane Sujar, per sack - Tepper, per can Corn Starch, per pkg. ; Arm & Hammer Soda, per pkjr. New Crop Raisins, per pkg """ Have a for O. D. Army Blankets at, cach----- Heavy Wool Sox, 3 pa'" for COME IN AND LOOK THEM 0VEE PEOPLES i Jjrk.iu s;n-et.