Roseburg news-review. (Roseburg, Or.) 1920-1948, February 20, 1922, Page 5, Image 5

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GREETI
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The Business Men of Roseburg Wel
come each and every visiting Merchant
and extend to them a most Cordial
Greeting. Make our place of business
Your Headquarters while in the City
WE AKE AT YUUK SfcUVlUJi.
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BOWMAN'S
ROYAL CAFE
MEALS
25c
Opposite Depot
Mrs. W. R. Bowman
Prop.
AGENT FOR
Universal Tire
Filler
Tlicrnioiil, tlio I'rolldo Com
IMtuml Tire.
The ltiillilK starter for
Fords.
Come ami Investigate t tlie
Filler Service
Station
824 W. Cass St..
Altl. W. (IHMAX, Mm'.
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A. J. Lilburn & Son
Complete Home
Furnishers
Harth's Toggery
Our Latch String is Out
COME IN
Visit Our Modern Plant
Auto Electric Station
Oak and Pine Streets
DiSTmavjTom
BATTER
Roseburg Battery & Electric Statii n
C. J. BREIER CO.
Chain Store
Serves Well on Hats, Clothing
Shoes and Furnishings
1
J.F. Barker & Co.
Automobiles
Implements
Tractors
Suits Cleaned and Pressed
NOW
$1.50
OWL CLEANERS
Visit Our Modern Up-to-Date
" , Plant
Roseburg Dairy & Soda Works
"The Daylight Plant"
We Extend a Hearty Welcome
to All
j I. ABRAHAM
I The Silk Store
ROSEBURG STEAM LAUNDRY
We Invite You to Visit
Qui Plant
"Say It With Flowers"
Cut Flowers for All Occasions
Gladioli Bulbs Here
THE FERN
Antlers and Majestic
THEATRES
The Best of Photo-Play
Attractions
Perrin's Shne Store
High Grade Footwear
Repairing
Peoples Supply
Company
Fancy Groceries
Welcome Visitors
Roseburg Cleaners
Phone 472
YYER COULD NOT SEE' IT
fcl Luminiry Fell Himself Regret-
vompeiitd to Declln Offered
Job of "Sptllbindlna."
'I want to take time by the fore-
. ill- 1 I 1 . V . . . -
.flk...
EW'lr: To, sir:" was the reply,'
lake time by the forelock and
.," "'ft. What It It, air "
l,M f"r hy office., and I wunte-1
V'ch for - the nlght"before eloc-
to te a canifldatcr
l,"y. f..u,.r .. ,
' m c ,in who l.t me by yiio
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In
fait, I only g
.. " 7"u to come ii an-1
, " h h thnt I will bent ,
r " "- than bent me. Vou will
nt lo lny It rlcht lm to Mm. He
killed a hurse once, nnd ttolc a rave
mill, and has been married three
times. If you will come up and pre
sent the case In a way to knock the
feller out, I will plve you $"."
The lawyer respectfully declined to
i.i,. n... nnd Homebody will Rpt
' mowed uu.lcr apuin. Cincinnati En
quirer.
Bret Hart. ,
I?ret Harle, Amerlcun poet and fiov
Hlt, a born at Albany. N. Y., Au
.,, o.-i. is.'!'.'. W'hllo a youth he went
to California, where, aevernl years
later he founded the Overland Month
ly In San Francis.-... In W he was
made prof.-.sr of r-eent llterathre In
the Vnlversity of aUfornla. but re
aimed and returned to New York the
following- year. II- " I n"1"' !5.""'7
convd nt freford. Cermany,
nil nt Ohv Issiis'.aiHl aft,-rard
lived in F.ncbind. Anion hn many
worka are 'The I.uck t It.-arlrs
..xi. A ii-f. a'T of r"KT I Int.
J Heathen rhinee," "IVnis." "Stories
' of the Sierras," "Tali s of the Argo
nauts." "(iabrli-1 t'onrny. riirnikful
' Hlossom." "Two Men of Sandy liar."
"fnllf.Tnin Siorles, "A Millionaire of
1 Roueh nnd Heady." "A I 'rift From
Id-divood Camp" nnd "A I'liyllia of the
Sierras."
Her Daddy Was All Right.
When I was twelve years old I cnlli-d
upon Mary (ns-od eleven) one Sunday
evenine. I was nil dressed up and
t had pilfered an nrniful of mother'
I cherished lilacs from the garden. I
I stole oat 'he alley Kate, trnv.-r-ied
Mary's back yard nnd she met me nt
' the kltrh.-n d"or. VVe sat on the baric
' steps. I restrained a stroni: Itntoilse
to Ib-e when Mary said, "rutlor Is
' coming. I think." lie as a truff, bad
I ,. ib.-n be sa-.v ns I was t.-rror-strkl.cn.
What he said was. "I..w's
tlie boy t"iiik'bt''" anrl be fi-ok ns b.ith
In He loaise and S'-nt little brother
' after b c en-am and Mary's neither c-tt
a cake. So I nr.Mi't k:.l..-d out by an
I irate father, iif
! likes me and
i lilacs nml the I
1 another youns a
with Mai'. 'l.
Old mTo's
j A ninety c.v
' bin sMIi la
way from
' tiatl, nidi., wltli
bride, (is an
j married ,N
1 niir s.-n'-li-!.' .
tbati i.lfH-tecn. I
snips (b." in
' ninety he b.i-. .
make inl -tak,
when 1 was t
; F'tiltip li'i'd t,i
lian n't had n
d'n't kii"u- a-
ills wire, said It
-He tint nnd t
sin- said. "IV
ri.iisi-inrk it.'!
II, e J.,1.. 'I'.
auuliin't ti,.ii'r
i ail in fiid. he i-'fl'
"II Jokes nboiit the
It. lien steps, altlioiuli
. iii walked up tin- uisle
:-ijzo Journal.
MAY BE BONES OF PRIESTESS
Marital Philosophy.
d hriiii'pj isMii -started
' ' 'ilo.ni walking part
n, Telill., to Cl'e in
!,,S twenty sl J. ,ir "Id
.'Mple f,,r oilier j.'iini;
".VIiM iy Is a lot
to t,''i mari-i'-1 nt
a lot of tbnii ,ian'
''I. "When a mail Is
'Kl sen.-, si in- .Ion t
I start. d inarnSn'
, , nt.v thp e. I'm i"i: a
it by now. When nit
' I' thati Ode wife yoll
''b.iif." Mary Jul,.-.
" I. ne at fir-t l.rlit.
. rrleil in,- In an b"iir, '
-i anted s,'n.' one to Jr
I said I voiil'l take
be v!:ed me If I
him."
Skeleton Fourd Near Smoking Crater
of Kilauea Believed to Be Laat
of Her Order.
Ti e skeleton of ii womnn, believed
that of III" last f,f the priestesses' of
tlie llaal!an fire goddess pel... li..sn
lr-i'lil i.'Iinl ll'.liie was III the Kllatleil
sop-aii.. on the l-itand Hawaii was
foi:ad r ntly In n canftilly irepared
.ryt.t ta t far from the sinoklnir crater.
Tl,,. I, .toh win found In the western
sector of the main wall of the great
outer crater of Kiiaoea, whore once
st.s,. a groat t"iiiplo dedicated to
Jill .-lie. Ml" !er "f Ihe go-hl. ss Mo.
.N'othip-; now remains of tills temple.
The Inst occasion upon wlil'h It ap
peared In hi-'ory was when It was
vi.'eij by tl." I'llnees Kaplnlunl In
1sji, wli'ii tin- r 1 lliiwnihin cbrls
tlnti Ji irn el Pi Hi" volcano for the
j,irio'e if i;T'.rir,2 iletianc, to I'ele.
The 1"i:r"i v fofii'l Hie motif of one
of Altnd I."fd T''mii,i sod's pis-ins. I,i.
oil tinilltlon says lluit the princess
was met nt the crater rim by a hnic
gard priestess tho Inst of her line
who rnmu from hT almde In tho
rulneil temple nciir by nnd inaibi one
last ntlempt to (oerane the princess
and fo npM-al to her fenr of the super
natural. Tim tomb, believed to bo Ihnt of
this priestess, was iscover-d Immedi
ately below the site of the temple.
The position of tlie bones Indicated
that she hod been 1 -tried In a sitting
position, with b-r back propped
airnlnst the wall, w.th her bend placed
so that her sltbilcs eyes were In line
with a ainall orill e Immediately In
front of her nnd In u direct line with
thu mllf-dlst .nt tlie pit of tho volcano.
Nolle.
Kvery organ of your hody devcloim
resisting; powers as you need them. A
miller gets so used to the sound of his
mill wheels that he ceases to hear them
; and enn catch a whlsx-r.
Put MI Identical machines In a room.
Workers forget the noise. But, If one
machine stops, the operator knowa It
Instantly by the rliHiiged sound.
This power of tho ears to adjust
themselves to environment tnnkes city
life possible. Metropolitans live In
an Inferno of noise. The ears iKiiora
It, In a large sense, though the noise
is there, tearing away at the nervous
system.
True Economist. I Emergency Ca.
II.. was an Iiu-i.i.-iis and Incntioua """'t countenance your kHsln
small boy. -M ah r," h- said on one J""r p'"i".
occasion, 'iil yea -.wih toy face?"
"Why, llo.li, cat t J.nl do tlmtt"
"Y. s. timila-r, I a. but I'll have to
wet my bniels. ncl t lo y ii.-n't a i d IL"
Hut, doctor, It was In my Una of
duty."
"Haw so?"
"This gentleman swore he'd die
I Harper's Mu,.i n-.
without It." lilrmlnghnm Age llernld
"CcudcnsvJ vi. tc- - ll,e