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ROSEBURG NEWS-REVIEW
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HOHEBI RO. OHK GOV HI CEMREK 1:1, 11MI.
OPTIMIST IS GREAT ASSIST.
When Thomas A. Edison opens his mouth in public utterance
he usually gives us a message that sticks with us. For example
he had the following to say in a recent interview :
"I have been through five depressions during my business
life. They act all alike. The latest one acts exactly like all the
rest. The men, who, as business fell off ( per cent, increased
their advertising effort 75 per cent, managed to pull through as
if there were no depression, and efforts of such men tend to
shorten the periods of depression."
Wise words, aren't they?
Does Mr. Edison give you the reason for your success or
failure?
The optimist is the greatest asset to any nation when things
go badly. He possesses the control when the dear public thinks
the world is headed for ruination.
And frequently we find him among the best of advertisers
for his beliefs in good advertising is based on the principle that
advertising moves the world.
And when things are at their worst no man can afford to lay
down his tools and say: "What's the use?" It is then that the
progressive newspaperman and the progressive merchant get to
gether, work twice as hard and achieve results.
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THE AFTER EFFECTS OF WAR.
The tragic end of Lieut. Col. Whittlesey, noted hero of the
"Lost Battalion," who is supposed recently to have jumped over
board from a steamer enroute to Cuba, suggests how heavy a bur
den many of the ex-soldiers are carrying as the result of their
war experiences. Col. Whittlesey had a very sensitive nature,
and the horrors of war are supposed to have preyed upon his mind.
Some people may have supposed that when the soldiers who
had been under fire heard the jcyful news of armistice day they
would be ready to resume normal life again just as they left it.
But for a lot of them the horror of war had been too deeply
seared into their souls. They can not be the same men yet, and
some will never be.
A man with a calm and philosophical temperament might go
through this awful hell, and yet come out none the worse. But
anyone with a sensitive and imaginative nature would not pass
through the experience so lightly. These sights and sounds of
horror would haunt his mind. In many cases severe nervous
strain has persisted and the men having had this experience find
themselves in constant mental anguish.
The existence of many men in this condition should lead the
government to do its utmost to see that cases of shell shock and
other similar troubles get attention from the most skilled special
ists. The friends of men who underwent these severe nervous
strains should not feel disheartened if their progress seems slow.
Usually nature will heal these exhausted nerves. The rest of us
who were far from the line of battle have no conception of what
such men have borne for us. Their service and mental suffering
represent a-grcat sacrifice that their fellow countrymen should
never forget.
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The associated charities there's where some good work will
be accomplished for the deserving needy of Roseburg. It is an
organization that should have been established in Roselwrg long
ago but it is not too late to do a great good throughout the city
and adjoining communities. Those charitably inclined will not
hesitate to give freely, knowing their gifts will be expended judi
ciously and with the utmost care through the channels of this
worthy organization.
It didn't take very long to nab that I,os Angeles forger after
lila I I ft. I F . . . . . ...
...o muviinj ui-iaiue iuiuwii. me iaci mai ne nail no better
judgment than to remain in the .southern city after forging checks
on the county treasurer of this county is conclusive evidence that
the fellow is a "nut" when it conies to transactions of a shady
nature, otherwise he would have changed his location immediately
after committing the forgeries.
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GOOD EVEM.N'U FOLKS
One of our KuliHcrlber writes to
tin a very puzzling litter, lie nays
hi county ailviM-r in Kivlnif ail vice
on Kjullr) problem said to be sure
.mil keep tile liena w rail I1I111C, ami
In the inn I breath wild to clean out
the lice unil nutcx. In Unit case he
iloenn't know Juki what to di. He In
Inclined to oiler IiIm entire flock In
enhance for a left-bawled wheel
barrow tr what have you?
A lieu a ilixpatrll today Maya that
good hootch Is a niliiun quantity and
that any drink a fellow may hapcn
to corner nilulit ckiim- him to shuttle
olf the mortal roil. Thin la knmI
newa til undertaker, hut suiKhly
dlHhearteuiiiK to the oor dutterv
who have Juki wet their loiir.ll with
Mime firewater port hawed from their
favorite boot lender.
THE JACKSON ST. IH.l'KS.
(Written eaMM'lall)' for MunIc
Week. To be Kung before break
fast). There's a feelln
Come a-Mealln'
Thru y'r heart nlMiut 7 o'clock;
Soon she'll be cumin'
Tliliufs'll be liiiuiiiiln;
If she's late I'll knock her a block!
TA-RA-HA!
liantf her! Slang her!
Tick her up antl whang her!
That's the on-lee wn-n-a-ay
llt-cause you got the Jackson St.
Illues.
(refrain)
Jackaon St. Ilium
Ain't It funny?
Miss y'r honey
Pounilln' the asphalt on y'r 12 buck
aline
Feet like boxcars.
Heart like lead.
Oughta been here long ago
"Seven" she said;
Seven-thirty; eight o'clock.
She ain't shown yet,
Musta met another bloke
Somewhere, I bet
An' no I got th
Itl.A-HAW-ni.A-HOO
Jackson St. llloo-hoos!
(Hot Dog)
Should vou ite one of those few.
bud-tied mortals who lack a com-
IMdllng eonnnnnd of the trivial tech
nioite of lintel wilting, the following
extract from n lesson sheet from i
rorresMndenre achool of ethitiett
may help Home. Anyway, here 'tis:
Hon- a tictiflcman and Lady
Should Art When Waiting for
One Another In a Hotel I xililiy,
or Reception Room, or 1'pon
Meeting In Such a Place.
"If the Uulv should arrive before
the man. she should seat herself mid
niiparentlv pay no attention to her
surroundings. She must not search
for him with her eyes. To do so
shows not only thnt she Is linMlltc,
hut thnt she larks culture. She
should npear lost In thought, and
as If she were not waiting for any
one." it
TRIE TO FORM.
The girl reMrter accepted the edi
tor's Invitation to dinner, and when
asked how' she enioyed it, said:
"Oil, fine, hut I'll never go to din
ner with an editor again."
W hy notr
LAD IKS' AXI GENTS'
CLOTHIi.
On Monday and Tuesday
there will be on display at 8. B.
Crouch 8portlng Store, at 113
Sheridan St.. a swell Una of
Ladles' and Genu' Clothing
and Sporting- Goods.
blue-penciled about three-quarter. "I
my order.
CHARGE FAILS TO MISTER
MKOKORD. Dec. 13. The bottom
Topped out of the case agaltiBt A
'1. dates, charged with violation of
the prohibition law, Saturday after
noon, when Jaiue (Shine) Edwards,
the complaining witness fulled to a p.
.ear in the Justice court at Gold 11111.
The outs of the action were assessed
o Edwards, and the case dismissed
lates is a special state prohibition
irTiccr and collected evidence against
Edwards, who was tried twice In the
Ircuit court on a bootlegKln charge
the Jury disagreeing both times.
Miothi r Indictment is on fine against
him. At the time of Gates' arrest.
Ills supporters charged it was a
neans to procure revenge, and
threatened to stir up a tempest In a
'ea cup for a time. Since filing the
liiarge against Gates, Edwards lias
departed, and Is now said to bo op
erating a Jitney line between Yreka
and Weed, California.
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CAKI) OF THAXKS
We wish to express our thanks to
our friends for the many beautiful
flowers and kind expressions of sym
pathy In this, our hour of bereave
ment. Mrs. Belle Flynn.
Mrs. Alda Helium.
Mrs. Mary Everest.
Mrs. I. M. Irwin.
Denn
TEACHERS' EXAMINATIONS.
AN KI'ITAI'H.
Beneath this stone
Lie Henry Ixnsing
Who raced the fast
.Mail to the crossing.
They brought hliu here.
Good friend and kind
That Is they brolluht
All they could llnd.
Columbus Citizen.
One of our most prominent crape
hangers la the bird who hint that
he has an unexpected present tucked
away for you, when you fancied
your Christmas ahopplug was all
done.
If
Henry Hartb went tripping along
lo work this a. in. hu ilng sonic
melody and as lie passed ye ed's
sanctum he nodded Bayly. That's the
It rat real show of pep by a local cltl- Christmas trees, all sizes.
r.en since Sutlierlln went dry. Opli-' Transfer.
misiii is vvunnafil and It helps slurt
the day right.
That Mexican woman who gave
birth to eight babies certainly staged
some little surprise party for her
hubby.
Ole Jupe l'luvlus spilled n few
raindrops over this neck of the
woods yesterday eve. and succeeded
In forcing a few of us to wear our
overshoes which our wives sec that
we do.
Klamath Falls police are making
life miserable for the Ixiotlcggers
ami the peace and dignity of that
community have both lieen disturbed
as the result of a few untimely
raids.
The forger who signed Jimmy
Sawyers"beautiful cognomen to some
spurious checks and who mnmiged
to receive beaucoup from them,
has been nalilied In loz AuugUils.
Jimmy Is waiting for the culprit to
return so he can ask him how he
managed to get so much cash l
signing his name. Jim says he can't
do It.
Loot Moore ree'd Information this
a. in. that the gov't has decided to
remove war tax from Espce tickets.
There's only one thing now for Jawn
II. to do to compete with the r. r.
and that's to slice olf the war tax on
gasoline.
Meblie you won't like It and
mebhe you will. We're hoping you
will, but lietter take a chance ami
order one now. Our little annual
will be out within a short time and
they're going to sell like hotcakes
In a doughboy rest camp.
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LAFF. PERKINS SEZ:
"A feller In a dress suit has a
hard time to keep from spillin' soup
on the vest."
"Well, the dinner was fine, hut he Co.
Coal, threw kinds, Superior Itock
Springs lump. Diamond Briquets and
I.lhhy lump. Page Lumber & Fuel
I Turkey Talk-
We will receive turkeys for the Christmas pool on Saturday, Decem
ber 17.
Get your turkeys ready and deliver them all In one day. It will
help us keep down expenses If we can get them all In one day.
Dnllvr to Bert Adams. Klkton, T. M. Tntiiilson. Myrtle Creek, H.
K. Kruger, Oakland. Remember, Douglas county turkeys sold fot
til cents net nt Thanksgiving. Marion County turkeys sold for 31
cents net. "There's a reason."
Pool your turkeys and get the price.
Send In your orders for the next car of tile before It Is too late.
FARM lll'RF.AI' tXMIPF.RATIVU K(il ;Etll:t Winchester St.
A woman living at Mexico City is alleged to have given birth
to eight children and the medical association of that municipality
is going to make an investigation of the vase presumably for
profiteering.
If you like a little good jazz and most people do "line out"
for the Klks minstrel show tonight or tomorrow night
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HI SPK4T IS RELEASED
MAKS1IFIEI.D. Dec. 10 AV. M
Wilson, accuaed of the assault am!
robbery of J. S. Falniilles at Heeds
port, was released this morning after
hearing ill that rlty before Justice
of the peace It. V. Kline.
Wilson was suspected of the crime
because of certain circumstances of
spending money after the robbery,
and arrested on Thursday at Powers
Dcnutv Sheriff Zacliary went to Pow
ers and took hint through here last
night.
The trial this morning did not ro
suit as many had expected, It was
stated by Deputy Zacliary this after
noon Some from whom convicting
evidence had been expected, failed
the prosecution when they went on
the stand.
MI ETIXtJ TOXKJHT.
11,1 I STRATI l I.EITI RE.
Illustrated lecture showing the In
dustries, OiK-nlal life, and natural
scenery of the Hawaiian Islands. Fri
day nlriM at S o'clock at the church
In Kdenhower. Home made randy
will he on sale. Proceeds to be used
for sell. i,.l playshed. Come and help
a good cause. Admission, Adults 25
cents, children 10 cents.
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Xmas Greetings
There is no royal road
No MAGIC PATH TO SUCCESS,
success is .'1st another
Name for service.
We'h.WE COMPLETE FAITH
In THE GOOD JUDGMENT OK THE
American people.
They wiij. endorse these
Cars and their policies.
Notice Is hereby given that the
County Superintendent of Douglas
County, Oregon, will hold Ihe regu
lar examination of applicants Tot
State Certificates nt Roaehutg. Ore.,
Room 307, llih School, as follows:
Commencing Wednesday, December
21, 1921. at 9:00 o'clock a. m., and
continuing until Saturday, December
24, 1821. at 4:00 o'clock p. m.
Wednesday F'orenoon.
IT. S. History. Writing (Penman
ship), Music, Drawing.
Wednesday Afternoon.
Physiology. Reading, Manual
Training, Composition, Domestic
Science, Methods In Reading. Course
of Study for Drawing, Methods In
Arithmetic.
Thursday Forenoon.
Arithmetic, History of Education.
Psychology. Methods In Geography.
Mechanical Drawing. Domestic Art,
Course of Study for Domestic Art.
Thursday Afternoon.
Crammar. Geography. Stenog
raphy. American Literature. Physics.
Typewriting. Methods In Language.
Thesis for Primarv Certificate.
Friday Forenoon.
Theory and Practice. Orthography
(Spelling), Physical Geography,
English Literature. Chemistry.
Frhlay Afternoon.
School Law. Geology, Algebra,
Civil Government.
Saturday Forenoon.
Geometry, Botany.
Hntiirdny Afternoon.
Ccneral History. Bookkeeping.
O. C. BROWN,
County School Sttpt.
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Order coal at Page's. Your choice
of three good kinds. Prompt deliv
ery. Phone 24 2.
NOTIC'K OF ANNUAL ELECTION.
Ascalon Comiiinndery No. 1-1, K. T.
Sir Knights are hereby notified
that Ihe regular conclave for the
election of officers for Ihe coming
year will be held at Ihe Masonic
Temple on Tuesday evening, Decem
ber 13. at eight o'clock; and pay
ment of dues should be made at that
time.
By order of tire Eminent Com
mander. S. J. SHOEMAKER.
Acting Recorder.
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Pennsylvania Tire Service. Ask
us Ford Garage.
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M,0t BY A TRUST
CALM
V CONTENTS ItB.
1 VHCA6aU-s-AV
ing powder is bS 3?"
Judge it g IS
yuuget tor your mnn v1
ofbakingpowgS
bakingandthemS,
IJ1LDT
m
other brands. You u
rounded or heaSS&fij
where many otherlclK
teaspoonfuls or more.
But Baking Powderisnot
all you 11 save whennjg
Calumet You save baking
rials. Calumet never fails. TW
level tenspooniul is as pottni
as the first. Calumet is perfeah
manufactured-fef pertain
and is moderate in price.
You save whan m ba k
You save when ran w k
One trial will satisfy yoaofftese
facts and demonstrate beyoal ui
that "Calumet spells economj."
Your grocer sells iton aguaro-
tee of money back if you moot
with results.
Calumet contains only such ingn-
dients as have been approved ofcqi;
the U. S. Food Authorities.
HIGHEST SSffll
OBSERVE THIS
A pound can of Calumet contains full 16 oz. Some
baking powders come in 12 oz. cans instead of 16
cans. Be sure you get a pound when you want i
V.UilS WATCHES.
I have I hem in most all sizes and
grades. "Give an Elgin." Mr. Rail
roader, would you waik five blocks
for $24? Then see me before you
buy that watch. Wilbur L. Spauch,
604 Pino St.
Coodrlch Tire Service. See us. C.
A. I.ockwor.! Motor Co.
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We repair and mbi''
terlcs. Lockood Hot Ci '
. I
A good coal at a lot K
less l.ll.liv. at I'ap-i.
lend rich Tire Senlce. w
A. I o.-kwond Motor Co.
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I 1. 1. IS M RSI RV YARD
The Security Ileneflt Association
will tin.it tot, Ik It t at 8 o'clock at the
Maccahee hall. All members arc re
quested lo lie present.
8. L. CAZAEE. Dlst. Mgr.
Rose miwt, npponlto Perklni
Illllit. All killdn frnll ami mil lr,.
berry plants, asparapus. rhuhnrb. or
ornamental slock . Yes. I have prune
tree to (111 your order. Call and
see them.
The reh.'llr work nn Dm K,.M,ll,...
owned by Herman Murk, and occu
pied by the Rosehtirr Cleaner I.
proRressliiK rapidly. Concrete floor
Inn hns been laid, nnd walls of sheet
Iron erected This will mske Mr.
IHHnrd't estnMUhinent fireproof.
The work will be completed the lat
t r part of this week.
NgHA J.F. Barker
tl ' "S-t.yr Implements
5 fij If Automobiles f
S V-i J Tractor
S V.' I I i.
TONIGHT and WEDNESDAY
Roseburg Lodge No. 326 B. P. O.E.
Trescnts that Rip-Roaring Side-Splitting Varce
"Purple Flashes"
FUN FADS FASHION MUSIC AN!) SONG
50 PEOPLE 50
Special Scenery, Dazzling Effects
Fashion Show
30 CHORUS 30
Catchy Music Gorgeous
Orchestra
Costun
Admission
50c, 90c, $i.r.o
War tax included.
l P"PQ J S....U now selling.;
uVl O I Thcatfr o:
Go I J
HK A r.OOSTFR AND r.COST r.ir. FOR TITF HI voTMAS rHAgS.