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WE CAN SHOW YOU
A BEAUTIFUL LINE OF UP-TO-DATE GOODS
Everything that is carried in a First-Class Jewelry Store
AND CAN SAVE YOU MONEY
AH mail orders Will receive careful and prompt attention.
W. E. CLINGENPEEL, Jeweler-Optician
Roseburg National Bank Building. Phone 2143
AYEfTS
Stops Tailing Hair
Destroys Dandruff
11 AIR VIGOR
An Elegant Dressing
Makes Hair Crow
Does not Color the Hair
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WVw laid GunpvwdsrT
"I don't waul jo to gel scared t
ttds nun" began tbe beldbeaded man,
"bat 1 bope yoo'rs all got good
nerrea."
Tbe listeners eagerly drew together.
"Well,- began ihe narrator, -people
lose their Uvea sometime Is the stran
gest vara. 1 know as Irishman poor
lelloir wbo a few mouths ago aat
down on what be auppoaed waa a keg
of Uaek sand to hare a amok. After
Brijahlag the first pipe be knocked the
lire aabea Iota tbe keg. Tbere hap
pened to be a crowd of workmen
standing by at tbe time, and"
"Many UUedr exclaimed a breath
less listener.
-Many wbatr
"Killed blown upr
"WnyJ Nothing explosive a boot
black sand, ta there T London 8crapa.
I Why Jonsr Left Horns.
' "Are yon ready to receive tbe obliga
tions!" asked tbe most upright au
Drexae bocoa pocua of the Order of
Bout Owls,
i "I am," aaid tbe candidate firmly.
I Then take a alp of this prusslc add.
place your riht baud In this pot of
boiling lead, rest yoor left band npon
this revolving butzsaw, close your eyes
and repeat after me"
Early neit morning shreds of Joy
Bera clothing were found npon the
boshes and trees all along the road to
PoturUle. thirty miles distant, and at
i Serabbletuwn, sixty miles away, be
! waa reported t! west Judge
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kinds
1M.AL NEWH.
Vor gmd printing of all
The Itevlew leads.
MIL CHKtKKItH HAH W.V.S
I'OIM) IN' HAM KKANflKOO,
U'HKKK UK Wll.l, ItKMAIS l.VI'll,
AKIKIl CllltlNTMAH.
At Its regular meeting last Fri
day ulfcht, Umpuua J,odKe, No. 311,
II. It. T eldrted the following offic
ers for the ensuing year: II. Newber
ry, M ; (J. II. Hhumway, V. M.; Hu
bert Wright, Kin.; W. K. Hat,
Hc.i It. A. Murray, 1. A. Hubert
Wright enters upon bis seventh suc
cessive year as Financier. In ap-
prestation of his faithful and em-lent
services, In the past, he was pre
sented at the inmilnx with a gold
tnedal. Tbe affair closed with a ban
quet In honor of the luijli, who are
organizing an auilllsry to the loilge.
Orders taken ror Vermont rnarhla.
I will have a complete car shipped
during leeeinher. Any one wishing
special designs or colors leave orders
before Ooc. 1st. Call and see sam
ples. W. K. Marsters, foot of Jack
son street. DTK
W. I; Goodman, of Toklg (jlass,
who recently sold his farm there !f
H. Hooker, of (,'olorado, leaves Wed
nesday for IlillMboro, Or., to THUhn
Uir an Indefinite time.
A aupply of the new edition of
the Oregon mining laws baa Just
been received at this office. It In
cludes everything to date In legal
mining procedure. Copies only 40
eents each. TP
(.'omIjow and Itlce, the lawyers, are
preparing to move their olllces from
the upper floor of the Creason block
to the upper floor of the Douglas
County Hank building. Their new
uunrtcrs will he In the suite of
rooms recently vacated by Doctors
Heely. Hetber and Ktewart. and K. J.
Illakeley. The change will he made
January 1st.
Dyspepsia Is our national ailment.
llurd'H-k Itlood Hitters Is the nation
al cure for It. It strengthens stom
ach memtiranes, promotf-s flow of di
gestive juices, purities the blood,
builds you uti.
LOCAL KEWg.
For the second time a jury In Jus
tice Ixjng's court baa failed to reach
a verdict In the case of Max Weiss
vs. A. Kelson, a suit to replevin a
wagon which Mr. Weiss claims waa
Included In the purchase of a piece
of land from Mr. Nelson. Tbe claim
of the defendant was that be had
merely loaned the plaintiff an old
wagon then standing on auother piece
of property. Home time ago, at the
first trial of the case, a Jury corn-1
prised of Kd, Neeley, A. L. Duel), I
(1. W. Kruao and 8. F. Cawlfleld, '
hopelessly disagreed, standing 2 to 1
2. On Monday the case was re-tried
before a Jury consisting of J. W.
Wright, Mobt. Kldd, Grant Taylor.
Jus. Dolan, H. J. Jones and I. K. Klce,
and the result was a disagreement.
After one and a half hours' delib
eration, the Jury stood 3 to 3, with no
chance of arriving at a verdict, and
Justice Long dismissed them.
Whether the case will be tried again
is problematical. Weiss was rep
reaented by Attorneys C. L. Hamilton
and K. L. Cannon and Nelson by
Atty. J. A. Buchanan.
His CetweK.
Tbe Abb Pradt, a resbilgbt of Na
poleon's time, waa a moat conceited
man. Tbe Duke of Wellington met him
In Parte at a dinner given la honor of
himself. Tbe abbe made a long ora
tion, chiefly on tbe state of political
affairs, and concluded with tbe words,
-We owe tbe salvation of Europe to
one man alone.- -Before be gave me
time to blush," said lite duke, -be pat
his band on bis heart and continued.
To nief "
An Oath of Silence.
In certain districts of Western Aus
tralia there are women wbo take an
oatb to remain silent after the death of
their husbands. In some cases they
will remain mute for two years after
tbe funeral, and very often the oath
Is kept also by tbe mother and moth-In-law
of the deceased. Parte Kerne
Medical.
The Posts.
"Poets are born and not made."
"But they ain't born tagged," opined
a rural philosopher. , Their fathers
consequently barter go ahead and ed
dlcate 'em, jeat as If they waa going
to be good fer something." Louisville
Courier -Journal.
Dsfinsd.
"Pa, what Is a knocker?"
-A kuicker. my hoy, Is a nan wbo
usually Anils fault wltb another man
wbo Is doing something better than
he could do It himself." Detroit Free
Press. fc
When men nrc friends there Is no
need of Justice. Aristotle.
Knew the Symptoms
Tbe Minister John, John. I am sur
prised to see you. What good does It
do you getting muddled like this, put
ting yon off yonr work ? When you go
to bed yoe cannot sleep, your tongue
is parched, your bead is like to split
and yon bare no appetite. John Gle
us yer hand, sir: ye're been drunl
yeraelf. Philadelphia lii.i&'rfr
A Useful Ksy.
"What is this peculiar key u youi
typewriter; 1 never saw it on any be
fore."
"Hist! My own Invention. When
ever you can't spell a word you pres
this key snd It makes a blur." Boston
Transcript
Changed.
Nell Mand couldn't bare thought
much of that fellow she married.
Belle Why? Nell-She boosts that she
has made aoorher man of him. Phila
delphia Record.
FOR. CHRISTMAS
9 See our window for some good and useful
Holiday Gifts. Kaiser neckwear, a few hints in
tie tints. Reefers for warm neck keepers?
Correctness in collar styles. We are also right
in the stretch with a nice line of fancy suspsnders.
fl Warm comfort in men's underwear and wool
half-hose. Good Night pajamas and night robes.
Comfort and convenience in linked under suits.
Leather suit cases and bags. The famous ,,Rain
shlne" umbrellas with detachable handles. Water
shed overcoats, patterns modest, prices ditto.
Your Clothes Kept Pressed Free
or.
Commercial Club
Ererybodr stumbles, but no man
need lie In the mud. Oentleman.
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DCSION
CopYniaHTs Ac
Atiroo wndlrtf iltctcb and dasolptloo mKf
tj!ow uosrlAln oar opinion free wbstber u
invftritlon Is orobiblr xnti)ls. Commonlcsv
tlOMdrlcttTeonOdetitfgJ. HANDBOOK cm PstanU
sjiMicr for sscnrtnn Daunt
Patauu taken tbrouc b llaiin A Co. otvt
ayecta notlu. without eoarga, to thm
Scientific American
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Notice to Our Customers,
We are pleased to announce that
Foley's Honey and Tar for coughs,
co Ida and lung troubles is not affect
ed by the natlopal Pure Food and
Drug law as It contains no opiateB or
other harmful drugs, and we recom
mend it as a safe remedy for chil
dren and adults. Red Cross Pharmacy.
PROCURED AND DEFENDED. Bendniodel.
a ra wtuv; or jihoto. I or ei pert erch -on free report,
Krc sdTani, Huw to obtau; patent, trade marks,
eopyngbta. eta, N ALL COUNTRIES.
Btuintu direct nilk Washington tavet time,
mumey and often the patent,
PatMt ind Infrliif mint Pnetlw Ex.cluilv.ly.
Write or corns to iu at
U .Uatfc Itrsst, rp. VbiM ttatss ?asmt OSas.
WASHINQTON, D. C.
LOCAL NEWS.
Judge J. W. Hamilton and Dis
trict Atty. Brown are home from
Coos county, where they were hold
ing court.
Kev. S. G. Bettes, the "cowboy
preacher," will apeak on temperacne
at the United Brethren church in
Roseburg this evening.
Huey's engraving will please your
friends: so will his goods. dd22
K. E. Overman waa in the city
from Myrtle Creek today on busi
ness. He leaves tonight for Halsey
to spend Xmas with relatives.
No one Is ashamed to give their
best friends a watch from Huey's
dd22
C. 0. Crlteser was In from Ward
ton today and tells us that arrange
ments are being completed for Christ
mas tree exercUes at the t rench Set
tlement school house on Thursday
evening. A good program Is being
prepared.
MR. CHECKERS HAS BEEN
FOIXI) l.V SAN FKAXC1HX,
WHERE HE Wll,l, REMAIN tl'lL
AFTER CHRISTMAS.
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IN TIME OF WAR LOOK OUT FOR PEACE
When you see a man advertise his goods at cost and below, you may bet he will
"soak" you in some way if you buy from him. Now we haven't anything to sell at cost
nor to give away; nor do we go around from house to house telling our troubles to our
competitors' customers. When we get in trouble we will tell it to the marshal and not
sneak around and try to deceive people by misrepresentations and inferior goods.
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Now wc have no CUT PRICES. Wc leave price cutting to the man who is going out of business and we hope to not go out for awhile, at
least. We arc now located in the new Kohlhagen (Commercial Club) building and have one of the best and most up-to-date stocks of Groceries
and Crockery in Southern Oregon, and we sell at the lowest possible price, quality considered. Our groceries are all fresh and new and our store
is neat and clean. We have justinstalled a celebrated Fbyal Stee Cut Electric Coffee Mill so you do not need to send away and pay ten cents
a pound extra for steel-cut coffee. Just come in and buy the coffee you like best and have it cut right here WITHOUT EXTRA COST. .
Our Holiday Goods are of excellent quality, including several patterns of the celebrated German China, both decorated and plain. Our 8
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nanu-painieu ware is trie very best good enough tor tather, mother, sister, brother, wife or sweetheart So "GET THE HABIT and buy your
Christmas supplies from the UP-TO-DATEGOGEHY for we keep the best of everything.
Our motto is "highest quality of goods, square dealing and reasonable prices."
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And Last but not Least, we give you honest weiehts and courteous treatment Just come and see us well give vou nlentv of rime tn
examine our goods. We want your trade and if good goods and fair treatment will get it we will soon have it Yours for business,
B. A. HUNSAKER,
&e UP-TO-DATE GROCER
Phone 2381 ROSEBURG, OREGON S
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