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THE EVENING NEWSl
IILTO.V J. riliOlCMAKUU
I A HI, It. KHOKMAKKlt
SAM J. SIIOICUAKKl:
Editor, and Publisher!..
Trans u& Ayr "r u rJ
KENT ICK i
JMiCJ-:j DAil.V UXCKIT KUMiAV
(Subscription Union Dally
Per year, by mall 3.0-
Per month, delivered &u
crnirri mm'iir vunriv.
0o iiviviv-UAHWH. VJlLULrlNX
Tlio Hpur-Of-The-Momont Speech
He can JiibI gut up and rattle 'em
off,
An Anuv nn Ir loa-m u wl I
" ran talk as fluent as some folks :
Per year
Six months
Semi-Weekly.
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Entered as secoud-cluBS mailer
November 6, JUOS, at Itosehurg, Ore.
under net of March II. 7 87!.
MONDAY, FEIHCUAivtf 21, 1I0.
WASHINGTON' POLITICAL fiOSSII
livldontly tbnro la not that har
monious fooling In the ranks of the
democrats In congress over the
liluna of tho president, that one lb
led to believe from the carefully pre
pared preBS reportH emunutlng from
the white house. When such open
comments as the following are heard
in public places at tho capital, It
would almost appear thut a revolt
was Imminent:
"The trip of tho president Is over
and I do not think, he has won a
single member of conferees ovor to
ms plan of preparedness," suld a
democratic member talking to la
group of his colleagues. "We have
ninety democrats who are opposed to
this military program of President
Wilson, and so far as I know, there
Is not a faltering member In our
ranks. When this matter comes up
for consideration, I am confident ev
ery ono of theBo men will stand
firm, for we all bellcvo wo are battl
ing for a principle. The speedier
of the president which often border
ed on tile hysterical, have not stir
red tho American pooplo so far as
I have been ublo to learn. I thlnl
the American people havo got th
Idea pretty well into their heads th:
this was a political Junket on th
part of tho presldenl, and they hav
refused to ho 'fired up' by his beau
tlful rhotoifc or his catchy expros
slons. This meeting we had In Wash
Ington during his (absence, hvhlc'
was a protest against bis plans an
his methods, was mighty signifies
The greai twealte where it was lie
was packed to tho doors and I ll-i:
tho enthusiasm and aoiillmeiir u,
was back of us on that that orcar
Ion rndlnlos the views of the gro
army of ilcmncrnts all over 1.1
country."
He surely can beat the band!
I've heard thia sold of a lot
geeks
As I've wandered hither and yon.
It's always some chap who "Im
promptu" speaks
And makes a hit with his con.
But I happen to know (no matter
how)
That the guy with the ready gnl
Would be as dumb as a tongue-tied
cow
!f he didn't boldly grab
Hack into the flies of his memory
For story and former speech
From which with a cluster of ver-
ningo, ne
Could conjure his little preach.
It seems like a shame to betrny the
era ft
And tell bow tho thing Is done,
Tut tho rpooeli-niakltia game is ai
easy graft
As witness tho Peerless One'
.Vow hero Is tho truth In a lump
displayed
'TIs neither less nor more:
.-.xtemporaiieous speeches'
made
A long, long time before!
The Smile Cure
are
I'luuiglii 1'lliisofy
If half ih' hrralns In th' cotin
Ihry wurrked at wan half their ca
pacity, there wild be t:n times as
"moIi thlnkln' done as they Is at
prlsent.
th?.;
He Wo l'i-T )-I)n(o
"Son, haven't you brought
coai ror mother yet?
"So, and I won't do it unless t'm
conscripted."
From the effect of that opn' on
on the Slandered Oil Company. ve
wmii uj goodness some one vould
dissolve us!
OUOIH.U WASIIINoroX.
Tomorrow, the 22nd of Fobrunr
it is scurcoly necessary to stale, I:
tho anniversary of the birthday o,
Ooorgo Washington, and will be ap
proprlatoly and otherwise colobratet.
throughout the nation, lie was born
at Bridges Creek, Westmoreland"
county, Virginia, on this date (new
tylo) in 1 732, nnd would ho im
yeors of ago were ho nlive today.
Through the douth of his only broth
er without other heirs, he Inherited
all his ostato which wus large
enough to make him ono of tho
richest men In Amoricn, when to this
Tas added tho estate of bis wife to
whom he was married at the ago
of twenty-soven. As every school
child knows, ho was tho commandl;ig
military figure of tho Kevolntlonary
War, and uflor Its close was elected
tho rirst president of th0 United I
Stntos, serving two terms and refus
ing the thii-il. During his second
term ho faced some of thB difficulties
of th opresent day president in main
tnlnlng neutrality. F,c0 nm, Kl,K.
"land were thon at war and tho sym
pathy of a great portion of the coun
try was with France, owing to tho
liolp given us during our struggle
with Britain. The French minister.
Oonot, became so onenlv nffo.,0i,.
that notwithstanding t,p friendliness
of tho people, he demanded his re
call, (leorge Washington died on
Docomhor Hth, I7i).
Musically speaking, one wou'd
like to know sometimes on what
Insurance companies base their
trebling of rates.
i nu nniv wnv nna .nn n
body crazy ahout him" Is to go and
uuuru in an insane hospital.
At The Iiifiirnmtion li.,-.,....
"What time does tho next, train
ko in rarmington7"
i nree n'c niir "
"You don't waste much courtesy
111 i'o tone or your voice, do you
uuu :
"No. When you look In the die.
tlonary for the mennimr nt i
do you expect the dictionary to
smile and bow and say It's a nice
uujr, nuer u nas answered your
question?" '
"No, I do not. But one knows a
.ncuonury isn't human, and one
sim nas one s suspicions that may
bo you are."
to havo perform for me. but to you, musrie. saB Ih!'""' '"e ';"e0
In the interests of vonr ou ,. :. Ls ""'? winkles suggest them-
l,a " mm age la wr t hl- i,.-;,
across your entire face.
The smile ls tho euro. It Humes
the face, makes the mouth apiWlin?
it is something no man can resist
something no woman can. for that
matter.
You cannot frown and smile at ono
and the same time, it Is a physical
impossibility Therefore, the so .
18 both wr nk a float-,., j ......
We proven tor. You cannot smile ami
hold unpleasant thoughts and if
your mind is filled with cheerful,
happy Ideas, you are a bktsing l0 all
who are with you.
Tho smile is the cure! Try it
see how much prettier you are and
how much more you are liked. Ho
aides th s. the mli ...i,..'
TXh. Wl" yUr "eral
If you were studying stenography,
you would spend many davs of liard
work over it. If you wanted to make
yourself proficient in anything at
all you would not grudge the time
H LOOK in nrrM!if im M.
n, ii o juiunuu lor It.
in.r rislTld yo" ueKr'"lBe the -
tu L-uiiivate Deauty?
Questions and Answers
iranl" Zmlka.'Te J" mr a '"""III tor
Itmlu Th. . ...
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A tmile i the cure for moat
uuity tus
Smile! no tn n
there looking at yourself crltlcailv i w
Then smile. You will lose eoverai 'cm ZSZF'Z ? !"' vm
years in an instant. And the reason ZZk&iTf "r ffSS J
is simple and logical a youthful Uo Little Jiurio. P I
face has full cheeks and a mouth ?rp,JrIf "u "ii rtnmnM i
with corners upturned. So has yours 'STSS fA'Sll
when you smile. When you allow a wl4" iilin : to "t, oil, iZl 'T, "km 1
sour expression Jtojeplace the sweet bffiheJd"10 a l"n
will dispel th
TI,TI.T..
The country liar, when through the
nil
The lies of others 'gin to hurtle
irocuens to spin one. thon and
there,
Auont the ago of some old turtle
Traded .lobs
It has recently been announced
that the former head of the Hus-.
"inn Nlhliiniin or,.Y..,
... . nt.i,,ULII1 ta .low
one of tho ln.ii.... .
,, .. , uxiuy aviators o:
the Kusslnn army,
In ntlier words, while he wa:
once trvlno tn
high he now submits cheerfully to
hav nn tho ,- ,i. " .
m..l " '-"mpil-
Health Talks
By WILLIAM BRADY, M.D.
Non-Surgical Treatment Of Goitre
FlfnirA 1 t- r'....i.
On Wnmon 1 , .. .
. , , miMici aim unaiued
I i hor calculations, tins found that
fiiuii or ino wnr will be:
(a) To make women proportlon-
Vk. ' u,nrerore cbenper.
(6) To make so many lines 01
work depend on her services, thai
biio will be more Indispensable
(c) To mnko more unmarried
women, which is n dlsadvantngo.
' mat tins will bo a social ad
vantage (doesn't explain how;
probably because).
() To form a "new sex" of
emancipated women who will be
fr endly to each other Instead of
stinging each other like a bee at
every opportunity.
JVow nil these things havo heen
found out by Just ono (count hen
,S" two or three of
them had heen working at It!
At i.e.rt seventy-flvo per cent, of the
.o ui exopiunaimic goitre are
CUI'Uble hv nnninlnnl j
clares an eminent rbilndelphia
diagnostician.
There is of Imo i..
tendency to suliwt ,.(iit ,i.i.
ophthalmic goitre to operation. Sur-'
st.,uo ciaim mat less than five per
Cent. Of thO PISPQ nnnrtA
cumb but a "successful" onerntioi.
is Of COUlse not Rlwnv, o
" "J a u tui V Hi Ul, .
disease. An operation, too often, la
considered a success If the patient
leaves the hosnltnl in ,ii, ti '.'
ter what: It called an "itnnvwntf m1
recovery.1'
borne case? nf pvnnitiiii..w..
recover spontaneously, without anv
treatment. Some en RPR POPnwni. ..
ter bcveral ver.rn nf i,.inP...i,
icatment Snno nnooo ' ',"
after weeks of confinement to bd.
Ami some eases miiut ha . '
operation ns a life-savlni' niu.nUi.n
If We had pxnnlilhnlMil. .. '
Should sidnslen i,,,r,.. .11'
surgical treatment carried out
""uiiKii u period or nt least six
monthB proved futile.
Against operation, are these con
tingencies: 1. The possibility bf post-opera-tlve
myxedema (due to the want of
sulhcieni thyroid secretion).
2. The mortality rate, which is
several times us great as that of a-i-pendicltls.
2. The fnct that tho majority of
cases will recover without surgerv
If treatment l n,rDio.i i..
, , : " i'-,"d hi iui u rea
sonable length of time.
In favor of operation are these
points:
1. Tim nrnnii.l fitf
.1 , ' ,L"LI 01 nypcr-
thvroid sin nr iir,lDn.. 1... .
. " , ; uj. me ex
cessive thyroid secretion.
2. The (niiHni'vnrl.in i.
tlents eaerirv 11 v.rv 1,,,,..,.....
- ...... v., ,i VU1I.
i-iilerntion in severe cases.
3. The saving of time. Some pa
tients elect to be operated on, because
they can't afford to be indefinitely
disabled with the disease.
4. The relief of dangerous pres
sure symptoms which develop In cer
tain cases of exophthalmic goitre.
5. Evidences of malignant changes
in the gland always an imperative
indication for. surgical Interference.
The very competent authority
quoted above asserts that a large ma
jority of the cases are well on the
way to recovery within six months
i i.uuoiiBiiwuuei nun-surgicni treat
ment. QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS
Color lilindncss
la ro:or blindness hrrcttitnry or can it
bo acquired through disease o the eyest
Ansircr It Is hereditary. About one In
n every twenty-live male and one In every
two hundred feinnloH ore color blind. Color
blind males do not transmit the defect to r
mule children, but to female children'!
sous.
Antiseptic Tooth Pastes
ftn'l If necessary that a tooth-paste be
antiseiJticT
A iiicrr No. In fnct the best dentists
ase-cl Ui;t nntlseptleH tend to Injure the
n'TTnjil mueouH membrane, and Hhoutd not
be iKIbitilHlly used. If antisepsis 1m needed
for ni" particular purpose, let the dentist
or pnjHiciaD urescriDe a suuanie one.
I'yo Strain And Headache
In reply to our recent request for detailed
jsperlenee from wearers of glasses the vote
elands about even. Some correspondents
deliire themselves dWrourased. while
other:! have found complete relief from
honclarhes through well-lltted Klasses. Tho
oculists have n blR lead over the opticians,
but the vote l not complete as yet, o
hope. We must Hive due credit to ;hb
Tvell-knnwn tact that a cured patient is
ungrate: .1. uud benco unlikely to bother
Kbout writing of big experience.
KHI'ltKMK COt H I' HOLDS
SUMO I'ltOMI-s TAXAItl.E
WASHINGTON, Feb. 21. The su
premo court held toilnv ti,ni i..
profit, taken from a mine were tnx-
Slmon Caro celebrated his birth
Jay yesterday with a dinner party
al the PmiMiua. N0 matter how
leaii.v of these events are recorded,
Simon doCSN not Boom to got any
ohicr.
The dnnco of tho Lenn v.nr i
Plug club will be held on tomor
row night Hie new Armdrv, and
ill members ar,. advised that there
wl1' lie a good time.
I-'. V. llurnett ilin ...n i
Will Miss K. Q. please send stnmped.
niblres-eil envelope for private reply?
cut. iiiciiAXA.v A;iti:ns
WITH NEWS EDITOItl.M,
Editor News:
I wish to thank you for your edi
torial on tho state militia In vnr
issue of the 19th. You express tho
rtght views and display ithe true I need not apply
cept about ten recruits. But tlicy
must be honest, reliable, patriotic
American men, over IS years of
age. Thfc ysissy kind, those who
want to shirk their responsibilities or
shift them upon the shonldnrs nf
others, booze-fighters or rough-necks
bl., even ,, tl,v " "J ",,rno" "
actual nhv.ir..,i ' '""i""" agent for tho Ford and
This docl ion Zr'., "e..""nna-i ,her aU,os" "'ra.o his blrth-
This decision sustains tlio govern-1
...ems contention, further sustain
ing me validity of the income tax
jaw
VHTOltT.VXKS AM) WIFE US1.-
TASK iikfoiie St I'ltKME VOin r
HAKillNtiTON, Feb. 21. Victor
mnes nnd wife, of Portland. Ore.,
lost In the supreme court their fight
to 'postpone extradition to Atlanta
for trl In conneclon with the dls
apponronco of llentrlce Nelm, Rlul
Elolso Nels.lennls. They 'were
first arrested near Eugeno and taken
.iroin there to Texas. (
that lg the rea
hls Initials are
uay tomorrow, and
son, he says, that
(i. W.
Mrs. Phltliplna Tuttill, a late ar
rival at Melrose, was this morning
found dead In i,,.r b..,i hv h.. .....
with whom she was living! The fsm-
oniy recently nioved frnin Mm,i.
on. Oregon. The fnnernl ni k
held at Melrose tonmie..... .1 1
clock. Row Eaton nrfi..iii.. 1..
leinicnt win take nlaco In tho Mi.
rose ccmeterv.
HOItXTo Mr. ami Mr, n .
Thompson, of South Hoseburg. on
.'.unuay. February 21. a 9H-lb.
how
American spirit. A few of ns hvr,
seen the need of national prepared
ness for many years. We have not
only advocated tu but have "also
spent our valuable time to set the
right exninplo. A majority of the
men In the National Guard are there:
from purely patriotic motives. I
It should never bnve been nnssiiii.. '
to use the National Ouard for strike
or riot duty. Those ihlnirn !.,,!. 1
he handled entirely by (he civil au-i
thorlties. And now since It has been
assured that the coast artillery com
panies can not bo used for that pur
pose, it ought to remove the objec
tions, and a great deal or the preju
dice that has existed against the
guard.
Even though the fourth company
has never received he support it
should have received from the com
munity, It has remained and ls now
In fine condition. As you sny. we
are anxious to make as good a show
ing as possible, at the redernl In
spection on March 9. and would ac-1
J. A. BUCHANAN.
Miss Rose Cracroft has accepted a
position at the Royal Bakery and will
begin hor duties Monday morning.
Buy Where You
?Can Save Money!
1 he money you set aside each
veek for the table, buys more
here for less.
All goods strictly fresh.
The Careful Housewife
.ill appreciate this. No sneclal
alts are necessary to attract at
tention at the
SPOT CASH
BASKET GROCERY
A. ti. IHWhAP, Prop.
1EW X. Jackson Street.
Flour and (Veil.
I.Ta.'I' '.''i' '"'" - I ..Zesiffvf'ft'LllLffy
D kke. H s jcke
nugbt lier piece to rn end l:i
;: (i;::ii:j nun l.ni:ilig ami put muii iiitiju iu uie:r
UA MIT ICOKv'll h.'jlll 1 ui'i i- , l - "- r - --. -
no doubt oi thai. Ami lie c tuiiniy u hurry and tne grown Iml.s Blopijptl
i;id not ;.;.,ii: eie oi ion.::
his room wiun lie wa.s rerdy 10 go to ei.iv
slcoo.
He n : .i
bars cf
and biin-. ii
as mm ii li
c.'iiniry ..,:i
I've li'vii nn
I lh!:,U j.-::
Take him av uy!" cried Cither. "I
i't from k '..;::.! t!- sail t hear myseil tMnK
"1 ..! 1
A l
,,1 p'-v
me r.o m fit m imv:."
IU:; m:bi- .y ; :i;:l the illriite'l it-
tcvtlon to '.1-1
Tit ? tlliii'. -: '
fain? i.i ti:'.- . r"." : ' eJ t 1 ' ;
pi".l '! t.i- p:::.i ' ' 1 i'."
cr.' t-tiivi-ri ci. ovc-
"No iM'jK?." Sli:!iri: !'.;':.. "i.: ! i' '
x i J - 1 h.s tout nut . !:;
;r.iuci:i:i'Jy 11:1.1 :s.-l. :l i ' ' i-.'-rtiier
foul c;i In i k tri. " .' ! e ".
t: v.-al:e '.:::. 1. mi'-.in n.s r: i :'i. .;(!
cWavlu-:."
lie wail .s';en,-t
.! his cy i a::-, tvi'. i
." Ilie:n slay ejr l:, l:e
!jii:iF.f:if wa.Tit t: lie
I'.nt (! ?-ir m
IYiiit,U 1 ';
h l-.-st !'
'-..1 - t ;
I ,A;vi:v; '';. "Ar 'A;
:,'i! So vr
;: . rably. "T!m
that nro ?-!
ci:i't t: .:
r.ien i '
1 p M.s t'i.:::.i.:..v' .:'? l:c?i he bcrtaii
in shift
"!?: put the bird in another room!'
".'N :;uiiicd nio:I:ci.
S) suim.l)ni.y picked up Dickey's
er.e and took him oet to anotlier
:!jo:e. vilicro t!:ere wr.s a comfo-tr.ble
darkness.
"That worked," sighed Dickey, aa
Iiis eae was set down on a table.
I'm glad I thought of something to
t ! : r hi ! . . ! .')! l:
fii; th. ;;:'!v - -: J ;-'i -i-'d Ultli-
f.Vt li-t:;-o:l'!, .... .
And the., in' tb i'.-;;!:; rf :!'' 'i:.
Why not sing r-o Joii't te'it tl.x'y
vi'Mild have to tnl:e him away?
.1 ii ml ilie tii'::m - ......... u. ..".ov...,,,.,, ,
Bo lie sot t.. work to walie iilmself do. Hut aren't folks queer? When
o. lie took two or three hit nf I want to sleep, they want to stay up
: cd: he hopped around in his cage and talk; and when I sing, they send
c stir up his enthusiasm and then ho me out where I can sleep! Never
bf.?hn to sing. mind, though, I've found what will
And how he did sing! fo1 them. So the next time I want
lie stood iiuletlv on his middle to sleep, I'll Just piny a singing Joko
V.eich nnd Just l?t that song come "n them!" And Dickey pulled his
r. u of ills throat! The children over 'eft foot up among his soft fenthei'3
i 1 tl.eir corner stopped playing he- and went to sleep.
. vise they couldn't bear what each To-morrow FUtlrr Fhiing-Squlrrel
other said anyway. The girl lit tho Learns Something
rrn 11 1111 1 1 1 1 a' 1 1 1 1 iii 111 1 iiini
110 X. Jackson St. - . .
- Itoselmi'i;, Oregon I H
Try Our
Home-Made Bread
Best Yet
P. Ij. YliTT, Prop
Washington's Birthday! 3
and Bertha's Wash day come so close together this
week that she will want to finish early
WE WILL HELP
By delivering a XKW WASH HOARD
XKW WASH TUB
XKW WASH IIOILKH
CI.OTHKS LINE OK
t'LiOTIIKH BASKET
Wright-Riedel Grocery Co.
Phono 103.
VTo waste tim
is a
soispoyertyi
Save timA
and voull sva
money. Have a
Bank accounts
v4
We have provided a steel safety deposit vault for the u..
valuable d8ir"lg t0 8a egUard thelr ""Portant papers a:i
Tho rental of spac, is so !ow that you can well afford
tho protection. There are a limited number f )0xe, ...
our vault is built to withstand fire and :,n,vent ti cU Siv '
nccounts solicited. ,' ' '
Roseburg National Bank
Jackson.and Cass Sts. Roseburg, Oregon