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About The evening news. (Roseburg, Douglas County, Or.) 1909-1920 | View Entire Issue (Oct. 21, 1915)
WILBUR NEWS Fine weather for treeing the fes tive raccoon. The wild birds are eating content edly with the burnyard fowls. Mrs. Edltb. McCormack Is visit ing with relutives in Roseburg. William Uridges, of Oukland was In town for a short time on busi ness. Mrs. G. W. Short received a fine ly hound copy of the momorfal ad dress on the life of Win. McKlnley. It was a gift from Representative W. W. Hawley. Dllly Eastmun, an x-convict, spoke two evenings at the M. E. church. Mrs. Jennie Price returned from a visit at Roseburg. Miss niuncho Wilson, of ItosehurK. fnt the week end here visiting with friends. Mr. V. Proschern, president of the local telephone! line was attending lo business on Friday. The Parent-Toiichers Association met In the assembly room of the school house on Friday evening and after the ousinoss and discussions were through a short program was given consisting or a community sing. Heading T. B. Grao Instrumental Duet, Kathleen Luraut and Mae KJiogl. . HofroshmentB were sorved by Mrs. Ilrown, Mae Wells and Harry Meade. Mrs. Wlnnlford Gerund, of Port land, Is hero visiting with friends. A very large and wlce old owl conceived tho Idea of shining up to somo old h!iis who persistently roost ed In a troe, so that the residents or the neighborhood were treated to some unearthly squaks In the "wee etna' hours" of the night. In the meantime a school boy who thought he was also wise took a pole eight loet In length with a squirrel trap attached securely to tho top and fastened the pole firmly to the tree. When morning dawned Mr. Owl was seen sitting serenely on the pole with h'H feet In tho trap, while every old hen had fled. Moral: Do not go prowling around people's hen roosts at nlgnt. Tho rabbits and field mice aro try ing to ruin somo of tho young or chard trees. The school boys are enjoying coasting privileges at present. Mrs. Inez Miller and Miss Mazie Walker spent th evening at Rose burg through the week. William Howard left for Dlxon vllle on a business trip on Wednes day. Mrs. Ethel Miller, of Gresham, Is here visiting her sister, Mrs. Inez Miller. CHEW OF Dl'TOI SCHOONER I'EltlSIC WHEN VESSEL MINED LONDON, Jan. 20. Reports of a Copenhagen source state that the en tire crew of the Dutch schoonor, Han gormann, perished when the vessel was mined off the coast of Denmark. The British steamer Sutherland was submarined 'In tho Mediterran ean on last Monday and the crew lunded at Malta. One sailor died of exposure while In the lifeboat en route to that city. ki vur i vr ir ft . To waste time Sea rliconch1 so is poverty Save time and you'll save money. Have a bank account. lskv We have provided a steel safoty deposit vault for the use of those desiring to safeguard their important papers and valuables. ' Tho rental of spaci is so low that you can well afford tho protection. Thore aro a limited number of boxes and our vault Is built to with mind fire and prevent thoft. Savings accounts solicltod. "'".J Roseburg National Bank Jackson and Cass Sts. Roseburg, Oregon Whs It W.nt. "There's lots of money In stocks." "Quite right. That's where mine went." Sun Krsnclsco Chronicle. Tha Aspect, "My family bus a high descent." "Yes: I understand II luuk a big tum ble." Ilultlmure AllK'I'll'llll. When He Enjoi Home. "Does your husband .eujoy homer "Yes whenever I wunl him tu lake me lo the thenter."-Cle'elund Leader. Conccience. Now and iben conscience whispers. "Just wait illl I get yon alone to night!" Toledo Ulade. A Matter of Age. Ella She Is u Daughter of the Itevo lulloii. I'.clhi She luoks old enough to he tho mother of It. Midge. Frozen Steam. If hydrogen gus he burned In liquid air It will produce mean) In the form of snow. The Hole In the Pocket. The most dangerous hole in any mau's pocket Is always the one at the top. London Mall. At the Singing Contest. She What's I he difference between first buss and Hoeoud'f He Alwiil ninety feet. C'olumltiu Jester. Venezuela. Venezuela received Its mime from the curly Spanish residents, who saw hi It a reseinlilnin e lo Venice. Very Melancholy. Said uu Irishman. "What a nielao chuly sight it would lie If at II the peo ple in the world were blind!" Shoes. The earliest mention of shoes is In an Egyptian papyrus about 2.'JUO years before Christ. Asia. Asia has muny high mountains, but has fewer large waierfalls thuu any other continent. Woods. A rank growth of weeds becomes nu asset when plowed under before they make seed. Tho Greek Type. A true Greek Is of a distinct type toll, slim, aquiline nose, ovul face and mustache. No Mercy. "Your wife's a Judge of human na ture, isn't she?" "Judge? She's a prose cuting attorney." Walnut Tree Borders. Walnut trees in the Netherlands usu ally line dikes or border Hues Instead of being In orchard form. The Best Conveyanoe. "Father, what la a logical way of reaching u conclusion?" "Taking a train of thought, my boy." No Fsddism. "Do you believe hi telepathy!"' "No; our doctor Is 11 good old alio path." Multi more American. A Wet Spot. ' With an aiiiiiml ralurnll exceeding 1100 Inches, southcru Assam is the world's wettesi region. Information. "Pa, whut's the 'silent mujorlty?"' "Two men when there's a woiunii present, my son." Boston Transcript How He Avoided It. "Have you ever been hissed off the stage?" usked the girl who was thrilled at having met 11 real actor. "Oh, no," ho replied. "When I'm oil the stage 1 always try to be nuioug friends us much as possible." Rebuttal, Rmtllnvae ITiillI ilum toll st , can't live ou your salary? Von Inivon'i a car, bare yovtH Employee So, air EQiployer Sullleleut! Every felluw who really cau't live on Ills sulary has! New York (ilnhe. 4 n Your Key to m Bigger Business UJi r.,!iu'k the door leaillng to more profits by J A I . equipping your store with 1 J National Mazda C Lamp . iiS'ii Rim more vivui upiu man your oin tV ) llunJ,!t KiV(- HrliiK trado to your storo with tin now, ueuor iint lumps. ; I twin from us now. Roseburg Electric Co. Not at All Necessary. "What wuh the ruuse of the gunnel with your IiuhIhhh.?" "1 want you to utiilersn'ml. JudKf tlmt when wo wiint lo tin lit we don't have to have a cause.' New York Press, Closo to Us, "What are the things that touch us most us we look back through the years?" asked a lecturer Impressively There wirs a moment's pause, mxl theu a small boy lu the audience an swered. "Our elothes." Long Courtships. llohemla Is the country of long court ships. In 110 other part of the worlu are they so abnormally drawn out. It Is uot rare to hear of engagements which have lasted fifteen or twenty vears. For the news, read The News. Lef'Keiiv" Do Your; "Moving, Hauling and Transferring The . .French Transfer Company Phone 220 A MISTAKE IN IDENTITY By OSCAR COX Huvlng leeu liivlicd 10 spend the week end it t Seubrlght. on Frlduy af ter uoon. suit case In hiind. I appeared ui the railway station. A pule faced child Hiked u hunch of violets under my nose uud looked un uppeul to buy them. I ilid u. mid putting them lu the but tonhole of my cotit I strolled toward the door, through which passengers e.-cre going to the trains. Are you Willy The voh-e came from a very pretty :rl who was looking Into my face In qulrlngly.- My inline is William, uud It Is so common for men that I was not especially surprised ut being asked the question by a stranger, thinking her to have made a mistake In the per. sou. My reply was: "It la". "1 supposed so by the violets. Cutno: let us get ou to the train. 1 have m.v ticket" She alipiied her urm through mine us confidingly us If I belonged to her. Not knowing what to do I did nothing, bin I fully Intended tu inuke her aware of her error at once. ' "That last letter of Clam's." she suld ax we walked to the Iralu. "decided me." Curiosity here stepjied lu lu bike a hand. I wondered what Clnrn hud suld In the letter. "L'm." I suld by wuy of saying notb big. Hut by this time we reached lin ear steps, uud I banded tho young lady tu She took a seat, uud I sat down beside her. I Hud thus fur taken no advantage of her mistake. I would lei bur go 011 a little further before head ing her off. I have noticed that If a woman has unythlug to suy she will usually say It without encouragement. "Clurn Is Just too lovely for any thing." suld the girl. "Uiul" "She has been very kind to mp. When she wrole me that you bad grown tired of your lonely life, that a big city like New York is of ull places In the world the most desolate, thai you wished she would Introduce you to some girl who would make you a good wife and without the bother or a courtship, I realized -that It was the same for meu us fur women, und. while I didn't like your words 'the bother of coiirtlng'-l felt that lu the main you were right. Then I received her letter inuklng the iirrungeuieui for us to spend the week end with her and saying that you would meet me for this train and would wear u botitou ulere of violets." I hud got the whole story In a nut shell. There was none of that shooting out lu different directions like a burst ing rocket, but a concise narration of facts. Just then the conductor ciiiue along hiking tickets. My compiiuliin showed one for IMine. a station not quite so far as Seubrlght. Both tickets were tnken up. and she did not see that mine was lor u different station from her. I begun to explain: "1 dure say you will blame me when you buve heard" "Chiru told me all about your mar rluge und divorce." she interrupted. "I may as well say right here that I don't consider you In the least to blame. Indeed I don't see how you could have acted otherwise." Why not make the break right here'; I concluded to plunge. "1 am not a divorced man." I said. "I buve never been married. I think you must have made a mistake. Kor whom have you tnken meV" Slip looked at me lu astouisbuiput. "Clnrn gave me no name except Will She said your other name would come later If (the affair proceeded." "I am' quite sure there has been a mistake. I began to tell you 11 few minutes ugo. when you interrupted me." "Oh. my goodness gracious!" "Dou't disturb yourself. Your secret Is perfectly sure with me. Hut I re gret that you should have fallen Into the wrong hands. Is there anything I can do in right matters?" "No. no. iid!" ; "How do we know that If you have! made a mistake Kate has not?" The young lady was apparently at least calmed by ibis. At any rate, she i seemed Interested. I look out my curd 1 case, drew a card nnd. having pen ciled my address on It. handed It to her. asking her to let me know how her affair with Will rump nut. A few moments Inter the train slowed up. the guard cried. "Dune!" and I I handed my new found friend nut of ' the train. She gave me an embar- rnssed smile at parting. I saw her en- 1 ter a carriage driven by a coachman In llve'ry and roll away. j 1 heard nothing jnnre of the matter i till one day I received a note signed i by a name I did not recognize as among my acquaintances. As soon 11s 1 I had read a few lines 1 knew It was ' from the girl who made the mistake I To keep her promise she Informed me ! that the matter which had come to ! my knowledge had not mn torln llztvt 1 She seemed much mortltlcd at having j entered upon It In the way she had.. I wrote asking permission lo call and ! received It. I found one who hml lived In Affluence. Ifnt. having been redui'.Hl to wnnt. had gone In the city to earn her living. She had so suffered from loneliness that when a friend un. j dcrtonk to make a match for her In i a rather crude wny she was tempted. : She discovered that the man she was j to meet did not suit her. I found her rendv to ts consoled In the mutter and consoled tier, but not ! without "the bother nf courting.'' 1 HEAVV KAI.N9 CAISE FLOOD DANGER I.V MIDDLE WEST CHICAGO, Jan. 21. Unusually heavy rains during the past few days, combined with moderating tem perature, which has tended to melt the snows of the past two weeks, has caused flood danger in dozens of towns in the middle west. The lowlands of Calumet, near Chicago are already flooded and the residents are leaving their homes for the higher portions of the town. 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