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About The evening news. (Roseburg, Douglas County, Or.) 1909-1920 | View Entire Issue (Aug. 9, 1915)
THE EVENING NEWS Ml WON J. SIIOKMAKKU CAUL, l. H1IO10.MAKKK SAM J. SHOEMAKER Editors anil l'uMlhlirra. l-SUUD J)AILY K.VCK1T SUNDAY BulMcriptiun Itutoa Daily Per year, bjr mall 3.00 Per month, delivered . .60 BemMVeokl Per year $2.00 Hz months 1.00 Entered an second-rlass matter November 6, 1949, at Roseliurg, Ore., Voder act of March 3, 1879. of the people all of the time, but not SI'KCIAI. NOTICE, all of the people all the time. ' ' On account of the Insufficient time Mr. Ilurdwlck, of OoorKla, lulls us for notc to get to all our subsrrtb . tilling the people erB notifying them of the time to sbout hard times, b. "turn our which their subscription was paid, faces toward the Bunrlse of a fairer. and gvjng them the opportunity and brighter day". He forgets that' to renew at the reauced rate. 'WaOitcifi! i w-t'.r m r it. vjiuiunn -v. thi "fnjr.-r Mint hrii'htttr lfiv" tIIl ' jo neatly apepded by the people setting (he facts. MONDAY, AUGUST O, 1015. v VBirtpA WHO KOK CITY HICOOHDKK? Among one of the most important orfices to he filled In this city at the election this fall, Is that of city re corder. During the next two years there will be needed a man of good Judgment, experienced In nu3l.iets af fairs, and alive to the Interests and steeds of the city, nnd it Is none too early for the citizens to begin to cen tor on some ono to fill this position. The name of T. A. Itnfrety Ikih been mentioned as a splondid man for tho place, and many of his friends nre urging him to make the race, as they feel confident that he will bo easily elected and will make a most ex cellent recorder. Mr. Ilaffoty's qual ifications for the position, nnd his usefulness as a citizen are ton well known In the city to need any ro mendutlon, he Is for Roseburg, first, laBt and all the time, and If ho were to bo elected recorder, ho would ho constantly on tho lookout to guard tho Interests of his home town. As far as The News knows, Mr. Ituffety Is not aware of the efforts on the 1 Me friends, but they feel cer tain that he will give tho mutter consideration, and once In tho nice will glvo tho campaign that attention which will ensure success. and tho Inability of the solicit ing agent to reacn every place the time In which the special rate for ad vance subscriptions was to be accept or. LaiiKley, of Kentucky, admits, ed La extended to August 14th, In- ' nut t:ie democrats have to a cer tain extent reduced the coBt of liv ing by reducing the price of soup in Chicago from cents to 2 cents. We e also ibad some free soup for vhlrli tho administration should re ceive due credit. OfMOntoiii ' D The Penmanship Illrd They ark what's become of this old time and that: Tbey ask of the man with the but terbowl hat; They query of him who wore rubber-gored BllOOS, Of him who took snuff when he'd clean out his Hues. f ths one I most miss of whom least I have heard Is the guy who could dash off a penmanship bird! Oh, fearfully, wondorfly fashioned was It! hadn't a leg, so It couldn't well sit. The linos of its wings wero all curllcued, so Tie skill of tho penman tho "draw ing" should show. Tie tail waa a murvol say, when have you hoard tho buy who committed that pen manship bird? have And'jbcn sharps could given no light t Its species or family, try aa they might No wise ornithologist running a college CVjvjd aj.-.lci us a bit from the depths bid Knowledge, Fur Sctaic..'., slnco first she oxlHted, has heard Of naught ihr.t resembled that pen manship bird. In Tho Huckleberry licit Pound. Remedy for Illnck I 'longue, that has not fnlled In a sln- Kio Instance. Advertisement in Ha lelsh Neuij and Courier. I Our Old Friend Llfo A poet cuss In the Richmond, Vs., ta.-i Leader, enunciates thus: Llfo Is n smllo, A Bigli, a tear, Tie little while We linger horo. W)MK FALIiACIES OK h'ltivH TliAMC A roport of tho department of com merce approximates our exports of agricultural Implements during the fiscal jwar. 1915, at $10,000,000. compared with $40,000,000 in tho "high record year 191.1" a republican year. Tho report Bays that this loss of trtido fell most heavily upon Bales to Europe, and that "tho ICurnpoan war was doubtless tho dominant fac tor In tho grent railing off In our exports of agricultural Implements In tho fiscal year just ended, since the decrease In sales to Europe was dis proportionate to that In sales to oth-r Boctlons." Whenever n fact of this sort In urdught to your attention, klndlv re call lo mind the statement made by Fwrelary Reilflelil. our tree trade tariff champion, to the I'lilted .states clwimber of commerce, rvhrun fy 1.",, 1915: "1 beg of you, gentlemen, not to bo iwrsuniled bv the il.iiiv columns of the press Into the t.ii,.f ! WW!U4 '"' 1115 Bon' that our foreign trade lies chiefly In! '"-"I't .T:m'n At Conclusions ' cwiM tilk In Greek nnd Latin; co iM b'nt herself or fatten: 'i'.e coul 1 ti the latest dances bet A little blue, A littlo rain. A cloud or two. T'ifD sun again. ll'lle dark, A little gloam, A 'dncli.g lurk Sttirllfht and home. Ibft fr.n that. To which we pro Canw'y aprend: Lifo is a mess, A gob. a fright: V.'e must confess It ain't Just riuht A little play. A lot of work. Wlmh, some old way, V.'e cannot shirk! A littlo douch, A heap of debts. Tn we must go Or tend regrets. More Defining To.-! AV!t. Kln-er? .rkat l.t an Innocent bvstander? II 13 a rul.Vrr.cck that sometlilng elusive, as by that date every Biib scrlbor will have received either a personal call or one of the siectal notices. As stated before, the spe cial rate for a year in advance pre paid, with arrears, if any, paid up. wilt be $1.25 for the semi-weekly: $2.50 for tho dally by mall or call at the office, or $4.00 delivered by The News carriers. After the above date all subscriptions will only he taken at the regular rates, which are $2.00 for the souil-weekly, $3.00 for th0 dally by mall or office call, and 50 cents per month delivered by car- rtnr. In conclusion, The News de sires to thank its readers for tho more than liberal response It has received, both from personal calls at the office, and by mail fust im It Is possible receipts will be srt to the remittors through the mall, or acknowledgement made tlircgh the' columns of the paper. Especially gratifying Is the fact that out of all tho hundreds who have renewed and started the dally new, but three sub scribers quit on account of a slight advance In price over previous years. an advanc0 niade necessary by the well known conditions prevailing In all lines ovor the country. It shows that quality, not price, is what up peals to tho substantial citizen, lu this connection, Tho News calls at tention of the advertising patrons to the splendid number of live, raid In advance subscribers now on tho list, without doubt the largest and most substantial evor secured by any pap ers published In this city or county. This Is a fact to be dwelt on, as peo ple who pay for their papers aro good pay In all things. Phyllis O Phyllta Is the girl for me! ! I love her camaraderie. j I Hut Phyllis use Iota of scent; ' with this I II novsr crow content ' This Phyllta la a comely Jade; On V. de Mllo's plan she's made, I Kxoept that she has arms to pour Perfumery her sweet self o'er. Her cheeks are rosy, and her face la not devoid of light and grace, But all this smell-stuff stirs my wrath I Would heaven Phyl might take a bath! I So though she is "the" girl, you see, I pass up her perfumerle. That scent's too much for me, be j gosh! rd so much rather she would wash! ; ,. .. Some Chilly Orthography "The attractive home . . . was aglow with spring flowers, fragrant freezlers and yellow Jonquils." Durham (S. C.) Bun. YoungMij ossTlieWfli) rj($! The young lady across the way says sho guesses the stock-market situation must be improving as sbs Baw In the pnpor that there was very heavy European selling and she sup poses we'll soon own all the securities. what we may call, for lack of a bet tor name, 'war orders'. That Is not no." The fact of the mat tor is that tho exportation of every article which could not bo use, by tho belligerents in war has fallen off, end the billion dollnr trade balance which Mr. I((.( fleld attributes to democratic polled j Is n blood balance. Prior to Hie out break of the war we were rapidly running In debt to Europe. j ter than that Castle nalr. F (you tl l.ik a "but" Is due here, Put I'm fprluflng something new, dear! ) She could cook like S. T. Rorer, and make biscuit light as air! The Terminal Proposition Lady "Vcs." Bald the ladv who alwnys v r. a preposition to end a sentenco with. "Mrn. Van Tags Is the fondest woman I'm of, but bor husband is tho dlgustedcst man I'm at. I wish I knew some scheme for her get wj rrvni hi in with. That's CHICHESTER S PILLS T .Trt" A ?'M,,r' AL your llrtics.lnt f.-f f V l'l.rhii,...rIHnminJTlrnOW X Zprl C-','M llh Illu KiUHirt. V T"i ." J.-10 no " y r your " I T. 1'I.OHOMH IIKAMI 'ILI.H.fo; a VrM knuwti as ItcM. Sfeit. A!av H-ln SOLD BV DRUGGISTS EVERYWHERE Tho department of commerce has published statistics showing that the " paid n y mo consumer has ad- --'kct-si iiiiug i m nrtor. rm so vanccd. while the densrtmon. , ..! !?!" .: uo hr some harm If rlcnlture shows that on July 1 (ho price reeelvp, by the producer was one-tenth of one per cent less than the average for seve ryenrs on that date, In spite of the boosting effect or the demand from Europe for food ulurfs. This seems to afford a most expedient opportunity for the federal trad.,, commission to Investigate omethlng. ii -j uon i scparnie mat s the un sasiont thing I'm about. In fnet tho way be treats her Is the most Indlg- i.iuii unng i m over. I tell her sho ought to divorce him Its the strongest thing I'm for." The Wtl-Shnrpciiinu Inlluence of Travel "TVli.it was the most interesting !'nv. ou saw in the Arkansas "Ills. "A hollowground nuto strop safety-raairbark honing him self against a sweet gum trio " Or .Some Other Time A man never feels ni.i tin .. A good Illustration of the moth "M i:s.,l by n,e democrnile ....n. .77 19 ro,"", in ' n' ;r.-i,';ro y a the city tbey preached that they ' Or until, sometime' when' he Is would reduce tho price of farm pro-' ''"cling particularly young and dap- oucis, wnue in the rnuntrv thev said 1,. . .. . ""M" "m with tnni mo mrincr would receive more than ever for his iirn.ini. c , the r,T,r. : "0l1" I'lsMranc on n 'urn: Old "woiv oi ine cny folk ' eeem to have believed them. This reminds u of the stntnint bv Abrn- ""Ma ut f go f school to you." $1,000 Insurance on a ' Hue rate. $40.00 for It venrs: Ore "11 Tire Relief $1S 00 for .1 years. inn i.iucoin mat you can fool nil I of the people some i-f the time, so ! H. Taylor, agent. Perkins TJj-tri R The OSE Tho Homo of 1 'annum Choco ljits. I-'ivnrh and IVnh loo (nam at nil timo. IMuv I'm it .1 u i (v ust'd in nil our mh!is. Utflit liUiirhos Sorvetl. THE ROSE Egg Nogg M.iklns Oxford, N. C. An old friend living along the National Highway In North Granville says that a large quantity of liquor is being brought into the county by automobiles and horse-drawn vehicles. Whiskey bottles packed In egg-crates and covered over with layers of eggs Is the most favorable device In use to fool tho people. WfW A The only objection ever raised against set rings is that the settings come out. This objection has been successfully met by White, Wile & Warner of Bulfulo, N. Y., the most progressive ring makers in the United States. They make the famous W-W-W Guaranteed Rings. Their rings are set so securely that less than five per cent of them ever cause trouble. Repairing this small percentage free is tho biggest ad any firm could possibly have. Notice their ads in the Saturday Evening Post and all the other magazines, then come in and let us show you hundreds of beautiful designs. They cost no more than ordinary rings. W-W-W Rings and other advertised goods of known tad proven value re our specialties. V A. S. HUEY CO. THK I,KADI.i JEWKLKKS Th. HALLMARK Store Ah There, Gelott Burgess! I never saw a purple cow (That first line's not a new one) : But hotel milk must, anyhow, Have trickled from a blue one. 1'innJgin Fillsofy Ut's th' tra-aln that's In most av a hurry that makes th' wurrBt smash-up whin It laves th' rails. SIXTY-ONE-YEAR-OLD FAN HIRES MAN TO TAKE Hi. 0 SCORE BOARD IN A WHEEL CHAIR. Why Do Hammond Girls Leave Homo? Tho Lake County Times, Ham mond, Ind., sayeth thus, spelling and all: "With the approtching warm weather many complaints are being made at the Hammond central police station to the effect that people are permitting their chickena to run at large." It's A Long Way, Etc. Tho various European warring nations are hardly able to wait till the lust Thursday in November tor their blta ot Turkey. the PORING A RECENT StCK SPELL. THE COL.. WENT TO THE SCOKE eortRD IN A VVHEEL CHAIR- COL. T. W. ANDERSON. OP CHICAGO IS IN THE CONTEST TO FIND THE CHAMPION BASEBALL FAN OF THE COUNTRY. HE HAS ROOTED SINCE THE DAYS OF POP ANSON, WALKS THREE. AND A HALF MILES FROM HIS HOUSE TO THE BALL PARK AND BACK AGAIN AND DURING A RECENT ILLNESS HIRED A MAN TO TAKE HIM TO A RPriRE 11 n A T) T1 lU A TOUCCT HIT. T Tl ..mnnonvf " a iiu ijuun. nni;Dio.Y I IS 61 YEARS OF AGE. e To Our Advertisers THE Daily and Semi-Weekly News Now'reaches more homes in Roseburg and Douglas County than any other paper published here or else where. It is going to people who pay for it in the great majority of cases. People who pay for their' 'paper are as a general rule good customers and good pay. There is not a post office in the county where some copies are not taken and the list is constantly increasing It will help your business to let these people know what you have to offer Try and See what regular publicity in The News will do for you