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About The evening news. (Roseburg, Douglas County, Or.) 1909-1920 | View Entire Issue (April 15, 1914)
THE EVENING NEWS MIL.TO.V J. HHOKMAKKH CAUL J). KHOKMIKKU Editor) and ruhllMicrH. IMUEU IIA1L.V KXCKIT KL'.N'UAl Hubcrl)lion Jlau-s Dal. Per year, by mall 13.00 Per month, delivered 60 ?r eaf $2.00 pionths 1.00 Entered , ft fepMdnK.V.S mutter Koymber iitlt), at Roseburg, Ory., nddr Qdt of March 3, 1879, WKDXESDAV, Ai'ltlL Irt, Hill. CUIUOL'H CASKK. Th supreme Court of the United StateB ifl UHiially BiippoHed to ho a place where only tho moat aerlouB and intricate problems aro weighed end adjusted, but occasionally a cane reaches there that given that august tribunal the aspect of a juHtice or the peace court. One tat has been given a calendur date for final adjuration is that of a lawyer from Louiaunlu, who seeks damages In the Bum of 900,000 for the loss of bin beard dur ing an election fracas at the polls back in 1911. That was three years ago and It lH not staler) whether it has grown out again during these years or not. Now $)'.0,0on lH n good deal of money, but the chances are that If J. Ham Lewis, senator from Illinois, he of tho gorgeous auburn hlrsuote appendage, were on the bench, the plaintiff would have at least one vote for extreme damages, but a smooth faced court Is hardly likely to attach the above value to mero whiskers. Insurance Only Company "Exclusively Oregon" Best for Oregonians .2!S2Z?mc4 ?ort:U- Buildi Fifth and Morrison, Portland ftrafitftnt General Manager. GEO' P SCIILOSSER, - Representatives. IVuigluH f'o. Atfry 1'erkliiH Bl j ly expressed that no more passen ger shlpe of that tremendous size would be attempted. But Hince then both the English and the German yards have launched trans-Atlantic linera of even greater dimensions and carrying capacity. IN LICiiiTKlt VEI.V. NO It (JICAI'K .HICE From Washington comes tale tills afternoon word that the President should have assured ttie conference ol senators and reprcsntativos of the foreign committees that this was to be "no rosewater campaign, and that the next move was up to Hinrta." That's tho kind of talk, Mr. Presi dent that your fellow citizens have been waiting to hear, and you will find nn undivided country uphold ing you In defending thlH assertion. HA TAN (iKTN IH'HY. It may be that the administration back In Washington bus only been waiting until nfter Lent to wnko up and do something In Mexican affairs, for there seems to bo more stir and general air of getting busy. Even Bryan thrown back his shoulders and declare8 that no one, not even a greaser, shall Insult the glorious stnr spangled banner, no sir, not as long as lie IB nt the head of the forolgn Affairs of thlB country. HAVEN'T IIEAlth IT. She Wanted to Know. A party of four just returning from' a theatre called In at a fash ionable restaurant. The prlm spins ter who was th guest of the even ing was charmed with everything, es pecially the music. While the waiter was standing by the table, she asked him to find out the title of the piece the orchestra waB playing. The will lug waiter promised, but other dutiey claimed him for a while, nd when he returned, the lady had complete ly forgotten her request. When he bent toward her and softly Whisper ed something In her ear, she recoil ed with horror. Then recovering from the Bhock, sbe turned with cold, relentless fury upon the hapless man who waited. "How dare you!" It took th0 terrified waiter quite a time to explain why he had merely breathed the title of the piece 8o softly: "What Can I Do to Make You Love Me " National Monthly. Not Needed. Mr. Newcomb, the father of a fam ily, Btepped Into a book store to pur chase n birthday gift Tor his l".-year-old son. "What kind of a book would you like?" the clerk Inquired, to whom he had confided his purpose. "Something that would be useful Up to the time of going to pren the reverberation of Unit nalute to our flag has not reached us here. although all ear have been turned ; towardg the south and listening tense-1 ly. It nuty be that lluerla has not i much salut lug powder on hand, or j U may bo that he only used a pop gun. j Many people Imn glued that lho; benvy rainfall yesterday afternoon' was a great deal more In volume than It really amounted to. (JetttriK dowu to cold fjiettt, the official nie;iH, U rein en t tdirnvn that b-ss Hum three tenths of on inch fell. An Inch of water Is a treuindnu weight over nn acre of ground, and requires contin ued duration of even heavy precipi tation to produce it. Th0 reading of the iately list cruisers and battleships . f lint ha been ordered to turn (heir pun south u ard Hounds It he of the states, and tn;iK eon heart swell itli though we nro peacefi i good to know al s Utiles that the i.Uthnn ed logs, and the pov sand. the mil mil tin' Ainerl pride, even nl nn ion. It Mk ll n il ic;i t IV not i a t it t ibv inn dry When the Titanic went down two years ago yesterday, with Us fright ful loss of life. Hie opinion w i free- Anxious Moments If you are carrying an un reliable timepiece you are the prey ofs anxious mo ments. You have to continually allow a "watch-inay-not-be-rlght" margin. Some diy It will cost you a whole tot more than the $".". 00 we ask for a splen did up-to-date de-ndaMe watch. We give a choice of three sizes and furnish a filled gold ciise with a IT jeweled Elgin mm enient. Oilier Elgin watches $35.00, $M 00. t;0.not $7T. 00 and $100.00. SEE I S AlilM T A W TCI1 Til Y KEEPS TIME A. S. Huey Company (ASS SIKIIT for the boy," replied the father bo licitouBly. "Well, here 18 a very good one on 'Self-Help.' " " 'Self-Help,' " reiterated the fath. er. "Walter don't need anything of that kind. You ought to see him at th0 dinner table!" Tho Way to Unlock. The red-haired office boy was whistling a late popular air, but he didn't carry the tune very well. "You will break Into song occas ionally, will you?" remarked his empoyer. "Sometimes," answered the au-buhn-haired youth. "If you'd get the key you would n't need to break in,' retorted the boss. his money Idntlfied. Howard A fool and are soon parted. ( Mrs. Howard (clapping her hands) Oh, John! How much are you go-! ing to give me? Life. j Quickly Ordered. j Here Is one that was smilingly re-; called by Congressman Joseph Tag-' gart, of Indiana, when reference was made at a recent banquet to sweet: and beautiful natures. j Some time ago a man namejdj Smith went Into a big city cafe and j dejectedly took a seat at a corner j table. For a moment he listlessly' scanned the menu card and then j turned to the waiter. j "How about that calfg heart?" he asked. "IH It nice and tender?" "Oh, yes. Indeed, sir," was the prompt assurance of the waiter. "Then bring It along," slghfully ordered Smith. "If there is such a heart I want It." Philadelphia Telegraph. A Elnttorlng IteKemhlnnco, "Miss Wombat seems to have tak en a sudden fancy to you." "Yes; she thinks I look something like her little dog that was stolen." Kansas City Journal. MoM Likely, If you don't pay as you go, some day you may have to go without pay. ing. New Orleuna Picayune. lllrain'H Appetite. j The conversation at a recent so : clal session turned to the size of some people's appetites when Con : gressnian Charles H. Crisp, of Geor J gia, was reminded of I'nele Hiram's , experience in a city hush house. lne Hiram, he said, was rambl - Ing around the city on a sightsee ing tour some time nno when hun , ger overtook him. Noticing a res i taunint close by he rambled in and ' ordered a layout of lamb. "One Iamb," called out the attend ant into the dumb waiter. "Hold on there, pard'" exclaimed ' I'nele H iram . wit h a look of great concern. "I can't eat a whole lamb! lteiter make it some oysters instead." "One oyster." ordered the waiter. ' turning hlK face toward the dumb waiter imuiu. " Wait a minute there, young man." Interpo-ed I'nele Hiram nirain. "One oyster may be enough for a church fair, but kin jes trot me out a do.en." Philadelphia Telmraph. IA I LY W LATH EU KLPOKT. 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OF P.'S No Show Tonight Tomorrow THURSDAY The Case of Cherry Purceile A Startling Mystery Praina in 3 Parts. Vritton by Arthur Stringer You are commanded to be present Wednesday evening. April 15th, at Castle Hall. Work In first and third degrees. WALTER GOOD, C. C. F. M. WRIGHT K. of R. & S. 465-a-15 If you want the best, take nothing but Ansco, however, we can give you any kind of film you want Also any kind of camera or kodak or ko dak supplies. Developing onl fram ing professionally done. Clark's Frame and Foto Supply Shop on Cas "treot. 380-tf 1 a V. flro, luu 5 S. WcntlitT Itureau. local of Knst'burg. Ore.. 1M hours end u. in., A lu ll 1 5. In inches and hun- ltl Inch wood ror salt?, oak or ssh, 2. BO por tier. Address J. E. I'lalsted, City P. O 376-tf This Coupon Presented Wednesday, April 15, I'-ntitlos you to Ten Green Trading Stamps Prec tn nny purchase of 50c or more The HEXALL Stove o ft m IS") Prcoipitutlon tiriMlths: Hi i;h t-st tnlol'a, yestoriluy I.owt'nt toini'ir;ituiv la t nisht. rrclpitntlon, List 24 hours .... Total pi'wiMptUtton sineo 1st of month Normal pnn'ip. for this month 2.4 S Total procip, from Sp. 1, 1913, tolute 23.3ft Avernno procip. from Sept stu tter 1, 1 S 77 2l.:5 Total dofloloncy fromop. 1, ma o 6 2; Avpraso proclnn.itCdu for 3fi vet t-Qionfl, tp. to Mai In clusive) i.P...... 80.23 WILLIAM HELL, Observer VANTKl -.M:m nnd wife without children to work on ranch. Phone evening only 15K12, 473-a20p W A N T K I (1 o o d .1 1 1 r s y cow, 1 a t e I y fresht or that will he soon. K. H. Hosenherry, Hosehurjr. Ore. Phone 3:iK2. 471-tf WOHK WANTKOYountc man will work nt pardenini;, lawn mowing, house ch.lnR or seneral outside work. Address H. H. S., 217 Chnd wlck. or phono 2 1$-J. 470-n20p KDU qSALK One mareft 3 and 4 matchei 2fi00. UF3 4. team of hay yearn old, well and broke. Weight About .1. J. C"c0iam. Phone 4 72-a22p ANTLERSTHEATRE Tuesday Eve., April 21st F. Ray Comstock & Morris Gest Present The Most Talkedof Woman in the World Evelyn Nesbit Thaw Direct froai London Hippodrome and Hammerstein's, Xew York Assisted by Jack Clifford and a Big Company including Willie Weston and Mike Bernard, Courtney Sisters, Arnaud Brothers, Peppino, Fouchere and others in the Musical Dancing Divertisement MARIFTTE" Prices are 50 cents to $1,50 Sea ts on Sale at the Box Office jatorfty& loffily 2:MtS 5:00; All Day Tuesday i