THE DALLES WEEKLY CHRONICLE. WEDNESDAY! SEPTEMBER 5. 1900.
The Weekly GbFoniele.
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Over (our turtle and under twelve Im-he 1 50
Over twelve luetic 1 00
tbe meaning of tbe "epithet." They .
leave it to do its supposed deadly
work on tbe prfocipit thut t'urran
applied tlio term "bypotberiuse" to i
Ibe tUh-woroan, tbal it would bei
effective in proportion to tbe ob-1
l KM OCR A 77' IMO.XSlSThM )'.
G.C. Clemens, candidate of tbe
PERTINENT PRESS COMMtN I .
Ttie Salem Journal ealla tbe editor of I
ii. u Wiuwll.iirii r.auer ' an mi iioverietieo
Ot . . ,, . . . , : m.L mmA Haannltn diirffer."
.Iliei.t LViiJ. oiw3u - M mm
socia! deotociacy for governor
ibe statu of Kan-as. said in a recent j Thjf j not m goo4 time t0 mllke ,lie,
seceb: American lag eat dirt. And ties idee
"Tbe democratic platform f lly ' there is no man big enough for tbe job.
scurity of ita meaning. They do not 1 jll(jorscg MeKinley' course in tbe1 Democrat who contend that the I
realize that in pursuing such a course julj.)pjllCg wlt.n it proposes that we ' woney question is settled, and that there j
they are making what Thackeray A .,, . 8la,)le mmmm
would call an indecent exposure of ttierc a01 protect the islands against i unM,e it
their intelligence, ror Americans tan- all olhcr naliom?. fiOIT aro c to Wagtg or UrnJ ,)andi witi be low il j
"I honestly believe," says Coo-i not be bamboozled by meaningless t.j,taoi,9u a stable government with- J Bryan i8 elected, is one of the points ol j
irr. ssman Hartholdt. of Illinois, him- euilbets however hideous they sound. .-, thrniliini the armed bands amnment to be naed by the democrats.
self a (.orman American, "that with Thev do not believe with Napoleon .... . ,,, ,iri.... na awtv? How this fall iu Umatilla county. Ha
the election of Itryan the whole bot- that governments are run by epithets i are y0U lo stay jn a ,l0Use and put
torn of of our business prosperity or tbal party victoiies arc won by luc furnjturP tG rights when a man is
would again drop ou(, as it did in , their use. The faint gleam of light trying to throw you thiough the
ItM, Then it wns the free trade their platform throws upon the "con-1 wj,ioir unless you first kick him
scare, and this timo it would be the tents" of the expression, !tnlicstes int0 a pCaccfu frame of tuio'l ?
ffM m I v cr Matt. We hear it . argued that they propose doing in relation ' i.if tho l'hilinniiu's arc not United
that with the enactment of the gold 1 10 the Philippines Just what there j States territory, what business ia it
standard law by the republicans, publican paity has been doing Gf ours whether they have a stab'.e
Itiaalm. if installed in newer, -- - ,.. ,, ti,P end. . . ... lt 1 ti... i
j , .. ,,, nil i - or any government nt "
would lie rendered harmless. This j Thc pretense that the republican : Rre ftn lnc 0iuer side of the earth
is a dangerous consolation. itryan's parly is committed to the policy of ; an(1 perpetual civil strife there could
success would, of course, mean the 1 compelling the annexation of tbe I jQ UJ n0 uarm yc never worried
simultaneous election of a democratic Philippine Islands against the will of ( ovcr ,he sla,j,;y 0f the government
house, and what then:1 All that tbe people is a wicked pel version ol
would stand between sound money ' tbe truth and could be resorted to
and (6 10 1 are a few old men in
the WtMtt, and at the very next (,ny in case of the greatest extiem
election, in the in
term, the sound
could easily be wiped out. Mr
Ha!
thMt in ona truth the democrats bavt
discovered. Pendleton Tribune.
Mr. bryan pat hie foot in his mouth
cle.tr up to his knee when he promised
to withdraw the soldiers and the au
thority of the United States from the
Philippine?, and yet extend the Monroe
doctrine over the islands. That alone
is enough to skin him. And .yet hi
sslemnly promises to do these things
I it he is elected. aiem statesman.
A Contract.
over the stability of the
; of the Philippine islands in
years before that morning
by no one, but the devil himself, proceeded to do business in
bay.
A contract has been entered into nnd
filed iD the county c'.erk'a offiee between j
W II Van Itahhor mill B7l( anil V. I
nil Ihp
an tue juam,,jn snd Wife parties ot the first,
Dewey ; partj an(j p. jv- Kret.er, George T. I'arr 1
Manila ; and A. M. Kelsay, parties of the second i
liddle of Itryan's jty , and it may be disposed of in the toe
money mnjoiity j language of Abraham Lincoln ia ; afial,i the
itryan has consecrated his life to t:ie I Senator Douglas, when
OMMfl of free silver, and, when once
in power, his party will be with him.
Why should wc worry now if
islands are not ours? I am
tiemociaia aie nyinK i" , .,: i,ia h t.., il,a, .,, Iha
replying to his distinguished rival, gct m jnt0 troublc by inducing us to j neighborhood of Chenowelh creek for
part, whereby Messrs. VanBehber and j
Champlin grant to Messrs. Kretzer, j
I'arr and Ke!sa the right to go upon
They did not demur at Kansas City
because they no longer believe in
the refuted and disproved proposi
tion of It! to 1, but because they
feared to lose the election on account
of it. And what will a candidate do
who invites defeat rather than to
give up his hobby, in the case of his
triumph, when he is beyond the
power of the voters' Why, to put
the question is to answer it. The
very first thing the democratic hou-c
will do will be to repeal the gold
standard law, and, as a lesult of such
letioo, a note of alarm will immedi
ately he sounded throughout the
business world. Our prosperity,
based as it entirely is, upon the con
fideuce of the people in our financial
system, will receive a severe shock.
Investments will cease, and money
will be withdrawn and hoarded. As
result, labor will be thrown out of
employment, and a crisis will be
upon ns t ven before the new demo,
cratic rttglBM has made its intentions
known.
"Have no fear. The GtrmaDS
will not materially assist in killing
the hen that lays the golden egir, and
in bringing about another carnival
of rags and soup houses, such as we
had to go through during Cleveland's
administration. In whatever disguise
Itryanism presents itself, they will
recognize in it a menace to Ameri
can prosperity and the country's best
interests."
IMPERIALISM A KII.ABAROO.
"Epithets are a convenient recourse
for those to whom argument is un
attainable but they are not likely to
prevail wi'.h intelligent people who
never mistake them for argument,"
says Congressman HrosiDiis, of Penn
sylvania, iu the August number of
American Commerce and Industries.
"To set up a man of straw is an
easy device where no real object of
attack exists. This is the familiar
trick of attacking something different
from what is asserted. And ngtin
where there is a course of behavior
which is unassailable on its
luil which admits of a inetaphoi ical
designation, Ibe adversary whose
cause can only rely ur.on the artful
he said
'Does the gcntleinan mean to stand
in majestic dignity aid pass through
his' apotheosis and become a god by
his antagonism to a proposition
which neither man not mouse in all
(iod's creation has ever advocated?'
"In the light of the discussion in
the populist-democratic press for
the last few months the epithet 'im
perialism' id its relation to realities
finds an apt illustration in un anec
dote told by a fiiend of mine. A
wag exhibited a queer looking box
which contained, he pretended, a
terrible animal that would cat people
alive. He exhibited it on one oc
casion in Is'ew York. The beholders
asked him what it was. A 'Kila
baroo,' he replied. 'Where does it
come from?' 'It came from Africa.'
'What is its color?' 'Green as
jealousy.' 'What does it live on?'
'It lives on snakes.' 'Where do you
get the snakes?' 'I get them from i uavc us to resort to
my biother-in law. 'Where docs lie
get tljem?' 'Well, he gets them out
of his imagination when he has de
lirium tiemer.s.' 'Oh, then, they are
imaginary snakes,' exclaimed the
crowd. 'Oh, yes, it is nn imaginary
Kilabaroo. There is nothing in the
box but it scares many foolish
people.' "
meddle with the private affairs of
other folks.
"Again, if the islands are not ours,
but belong to the rilipinos, why
should we propose to protect them
against all other nations? Has not
Oeimany or Hussia the right to pro
tect them against us as we have to
protect then' against Germany and
Russia?
"And if the Filipinos own the
country themselves, ought we not in
common decency to wait till they
ask us to protect there ? Perhaps
they might piefer some other pro
tector, and it is exclusively their
own affair.
"And how are wc to establish
stable government and then become
and remain protectors? Are we to
use moral suasion alone? If tier
many should conclude to send an
army to the Philippines what are we
to do? Surely Mr. Uryan would not
hated 'militar
ism' to repel the invaders! Perish
the 'imperialistic' thought! If the
islands arc part of our territory what
is a president to do with a rebellion
there against the authoiily of the
United Stales? What could any
president do but precisely what
MeKinley has been doing put down
the rebellion first, reserving all
if Bryan were elected president questions ot ultimate disposition pos
there is not a bit of doubt that he . sible.
the purpose of prospecting fjr "coal, oil,
iron and all other minerals of whateo
ever kind or nature, including natural
fcas, by boring or any other means that
may be deemed proper or advisable."
In ease the parties of the second part
discover on the premises in question
sufficient quantities of coal orother min
erals mentioned to warrant the develop
ment of such discoveries, they bind
themselves to eonvev to tbe parties of
the first part un undivided half interest
in sucn coal or oilier mineral?, anu also
full rights of way to and from such
places upon such premises as may be
selected for carrying on of work of pros
pecting and developing said mines, to
gether with such tract of land, not ex
ceeding ten acres, as may be necessary
for the development of said mines and
for dumping grounds. Messrs. Kretzer,
Parr and Kelsay are to commence pros
pecting within one year and to continue
the name without interruption for a lon
ger period than three months under
penally of cancellation of contract.
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would construe it as a proper in
dorsement of his lfi to 1 ideas. He
would say that the end had justified
the impeiialisti': means by which he
"The democratic position is utter
ly inconsistent if we do not own the
islands ; it is a brazen proposal 1 hat
wc abdicate our sovereignty if we
Arthur Sewall Iltig.
Bath, Me., Sept. . 3. Arthur Sewail
democratic cadidate for vice-president
iu 1SH6, is in a critical condition at his
summer home at Suiail I'oint, sixteen
miles from this city. Mr. Sewail was
seized nith an attack ot apoplexy at
10 o'clock last night, and has been un
conscious most of the lime since then.
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AUGUST BUCHLER, Prop.
Of the product of this well-know n brewery the United States Health
Reports for June 28. 1900, says: "A more superior brew rmver enteral
the labratory of the United States Health reports. It is absolutely devoid
of the slightest trace of adulteration, but on tho other hand is co-cposed of
the best of malt and choicest of hops. Its tonic qualities are ol the h'xtfi
"St and it can be Mod with the greatest benelit and satisfaction hv old anil
young. Its use can conscientiously bn prescribed by the physicians witli
the ner?uintv that a better, purer or more wholesome beverage could net
possioiy oe rouna.
East Second Street, THE DALLES, OREGON.
Wasco Warehouse Compaq
Headquarters for Seed Grain of all kinds.
Headquarters for Feed Grain ot ell kin
BATH, Me., Sept. 412:30 a. in The
condition ol Arthur Sewail was uu- j
changed at midnight. Ha had not re
gained eontcioueness, and it was TTpftflmiartOT'C frT T?VI1a1 noi-n a;11rin(is
by the physicians that there was ah- ' AWiicu viu.!!,
and all klndi
of MILL FEB
imposed his will on the builders of I do not own thetn. Mcivinlcy's
the democratic platform, he beinj; . course has been logical, at least. He
indeed "wiser than they knew." In has assumed that the islands arc
his inaugural address ho would say ' American territory, lie has assumed
that ihe will of the people as cx-j that Aguinaldo is a Jefferson Davis,
pressed at Ibe polls was that the gold ; and MeKinley has been dealing with
law must go, and the policy of free j him as Lincoln dealt w ith the head
silveiism lie ushered in. He would J of the southern confederacy has
then proceed to impose on congress ' been treating him as a rebel. Van
tbc imperialistic methods by which j landighatn liked Lincoln no better
he won in the democratic committee . than Hoar (Hoar has now puolicly
on resolutions at Ktnsas City. When j stated that he will support and vote
congress had done his bidding, and tor MeKinley. Jvl.) and some
free silver was accomplished, ho
i would humbugged honest money
demoeiaU feel about their own share ( position immediate withdrawal of
,in the dishonest work (if making! our forces from the Philippines.
merits ! piesent 100-ccnt dollars worth 42 . That was at least logical. Hut to
others seem to tike MeKinley. Ury
an should have adhered to his first
eolutely no hope for his recovery. HiB
death is expected at any m jment, and
ho probahlv will not coma out of the
stupor in which he has Iain since
trfekaa. The family is about the bed
side aw ailing the end.
Ilio Ural llfMuvcly lor Stumadi ami
I'.. .v.. I Trouble.
'I have been in tbe drug business for
twenty years and have sold most all of
the proprietary medicines of any note.
Among the entire list I have never found
anything to equal Chamberlain's Colic,
Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy for all
stomach nnd bowel troubles," says O.
W. Wakefield, of Columbus, (ia. "This
remedy cured two severe ctges of cholera
moi buB in my family and I have recom
mended nnd sold hundreds of bottles of
Headquarters for Bran, Shorts,
Headquarters fcr "Byers' Best" Pendle
Qjn FlOUr This Hour is manufactured expressly for famiifl
use : every sack is guaranteed to give sstuficuoaJ
wa sen our goods lower than any house in the trade, and if you don t MM
can anu got our prices ana be convinced.
Highest Prices Paid for Wheat, Barley and Oats
DKAI.KK IN
All kinds of
menueii anu sold hundreds of bottles of m . -
it to my customers to their entire satis- funeral OUPPilSS!
cents? They would
feel "like .'to cents."
undoubtedly ! deny our right to the islands and
still propose that wc shall exercise aj
protectorate over them what logic
, i
is i
Rev. Dr. Theodore L. f'nvler. of
strnt.igems of the diah ctilian chooses , ,, ., ... ' is there in this ? The actual truth
itrii.iu vti. reiept the nmcrrnm nf the
...:. 1,1- I.,. . . I J 1 i in .... ,,, I. . II.-:.... i.
uni, nui-iuci .in iv ui ui my un oe
the next president, precisely Ihe
a metaphor suitable to Ins purpose, a
term or epithet of reproach ttrat is
supposed to carry odium Of oblitpiy.
"Il is a stupendous concession to
the weakness of their cause that our
populislic-detuocrattC brelhrcn are
driven to the employment of the
devices to which I have referred in
llie conduct of their warfare on the
r .1 T. or i
luuieui. iv an irns a uuiCK and sure enre
in a pleasant form." For sale by
Blakeley A Houghton.
STRAYED
From the Last Knd feed yard, one small
blue mare, branded something like a
man s head on left shoulder. Liberal
leward for her recovery or information
le.iding to her recovery. When last
seen had a short rope around her neck.
T. J. Dkiiw,
a27-2tw The Dalles, Or.
anti-imperialists who met at Indi
anapolis because he considers Uryan
"an eloqucni political agitator, with
out a shred of executive experience, "
who (MM "never originated a solitary
scheme of statesmanship, nnd has
constantly employed his vigorous
literiry powers in ,tbc ndvocacy of
No ICIghl to l glHMM,
The woman who i lovelv in ha
snmc course will be pursued toward j form and temper 111 always have
the Filipinos, for Itryan's position : friends, but one who would be attractive
pledges him to McKuilcy's course. i nillBt KueP ''er health. If she is wpak,
"Tbiscrv of imperialism wearies ! ,ick,y "n1 rnn down- ,n b
. ,. , . . , i nervous and irritable. If she has , n
me BBjllOW. It has been during lcr r wi,Inv .,,,.,
blood will cause pimples, blotches, i-kin
f
Grandall&Barget
UNDERTAKERS
tfi EMBALMERS
The Dallos, Or.
Robes,,
Burial Shoes
Etc.
RpfflTP Ifill P0 MT fdn for a toml ?tiine or fur
UCIUIC Jf UU eurbirisr, fencing or other c. metery
work, call on LOOM Coniini. I will not only give jroa an
the information you need tint I will (tot )'" prices yon
cannot beat nriyw here, el no one IdnrT you. It will take
only a few minutes to clt an.) see me. If you have
neighbor who ever did Imilness w ilh me consult him 10
the price and QMltty ot my work
and abide by the result. :
Louis Comini
I.'-
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and confident
predictions made in bis campaign of
18M arc now n laughing stock."
the most ncslilrnt fimmeial heresies."
l ; . . . - . 1
rcpuo.ican p,r.,. xue paramour.. whe ..r(.itcr!lled
issue, mcy say, is imperialism,
whatever that may be. It is obt ious
. . i . .i i i .
cinniou mat mat iney iiiieuu to con- 1
vcy some "hideous" if not "tragic" j The protection of American life
meaning by lhcuse of this terra and and American honor without the:
that its application to the republican consent or advice of yawping poli
foreign policy is intended to cover ticians is the duty of the administra-1
Ibis administration with the foulest tion. The MeKinley administration
reproach and the deepest odium and has a pleasing way of performing its'
bring it into universal discredit, j duties without pandering to the
They do not take the pains to difinc cheap element in politic?.
imperialism tint Rogland. has became
in all hut form republic. At the
beginning of her dominion in India
not even business men could vote in
Kngland. In lb07, Disraeli, the
most imperialistic of prime ministers,
gave woikingmcn the right to vote."
Th (). ; N. Cn. will run a special
train from Tlio Dalles to Portland on
Thursday, September till), to aceomo
date visitors to tbe Klks' carnival. The
train will leave Tbe Dalles at 8 a. in. are
eruptions and a wretched ,- unpiexion. j
Electric Itit'ers it the beet medicine in
the world to regulate stomach, liver and
kidneys and to purify II. u blood. It'
gives strong uerves, bright eyed, MMttfc.
velvety skin, ricli complexion. Il will
make a good-looking, charming matM
of a run doAn invalid. Only 50 cenli
at Iilakelev's drug store. 2
Fare for n uud tiip tickets, good for
three days, not including day of sale,
AO CJI -OIOI
LuittNi
Ilealtlifuldriuksarenotbixiirlef, Ibey !
necessities. A lull line of cool n.i
reircening porter, ale, mineral water and
beers kept on ice. Take a bottle bwM
for lunch. C. J. Stubling. Phone ML
Retiring from Business.
Closing out my Entiro Stock Regardless of Cost
Dry floods, nothing, Roots and Sboee, at much less lhn ho,,'',
prices. Will sell in bulk or in lots, or any way to suit purchase"-
Entire stock must be closed out before 30 day
All goods will be iarriflo! except Thompson's Otov-nMlrJj
"tut Htittenck Patterns. Your prices will be mine. Call early sol W
bargains.
J. P. McINERNY,
Corner Becood tnd t 'nrt