THE DULLES WEEKLY CHRONICLE, WEDNESDAY, APRIL 17, 1895.
f RUSSIAN ROYALTY.
ia Emprat Who Took Pmrt In Some
Singular Performances. '
In the "Memoirs of Jacob Ivanovitch
De Sang-len," there are some interest
ing' particulars about Bussian royal
ties. Jacob De faang-len was employed
in the Bussian police service, and in
1811 and 1812, as chief of the chancel
lery ol tne minister ol police he was
personally attached to Alexander I.
ueiore ner aeatn, sanglen bad seen
Empress Catherine several times. He
relates that she abolished all ceremony
during- the evening receptions she used
to give at the "Hermitage," and some
times ordered a game of "cutting
faces," in which she herself had great
ability, making comic grimaces, or rap
idly raising and sinking her left ear,
which she could move almost like an
animal. In the year 1813 Xarbonne
was sent by .Napoleon to Vilna, os
tensibly to welcome Emperor Alex
ander, but really to spy on the Rus
sian army. But the Bussian police
were ordered to cause Jfarbonne's car
riage to be led so that its occupant saw
nothing of the arrangement of the
army, and the servants- placed in at
tendance on Narbonne were all officers
of police. - One evening Narbonne was
invited to the royal box in a theater,
but the emperor was not there, being
engaged personally in examining Nar
bonne's papers, for the Bussians had
made Narbonne's French adjutant
tipsy, and while he was in this state
stole Narbonne's portfolio and opened
n in tne presence 01 me emperor, xnej
instructions from Napoleon found!
among them were copied. Napoleon I
had requested to be informed of all
things concerning the Bussian gen
erals, the friends (male and female) of
the emperor of Russia, of the latters
state of -mind, etc., and whether it
would be possible to enter into secret
relations with Alexander's surround
ings. De Sanglen had promised Alex
ander I. nev'er to publish, as long as
he lived, anything about his connection
with him (the emperor). He therefore
kept all his notes, which were volumin
ous, secret, and they were first pub
lished in 1882.
Irish Balls in Germany.
Herr Szafranski, a German journalist,
nas published under the title of "Hu
mors of the Reichstag" a few utterances
of German deputies. Here are some of
them: Herr von Ludwig: "The people,
the masses, know well enough that it
is extremely difficult to become rich sud
denly by honest toil, excepting always
in the case of inheritance or marriage."
Herr Liebknecht: "Yes, I should say
the case is tragic, if it were not so sad.''
Herr Bickert, taunting the ministry:
'Upon the ministerial benches we hear
nothing, nothing but profound silence."
Baron de Nordeck de Rabcnan, speak
ing of the taxes on wine: "If I were to
define bottled wines, I should say that
all wines that are in bottle are bottled
wines." Herr Westphal: "To squeeze
the juice out of a lemon, and then give
it a kick no, it is not too much." Herr
von Schalscha: "If you were to take
twenty members of this chamber, I do
not think you could fix the limits of
immorality." Dr. Greve: "Is there a
more burning question than that of
cremation?"
HE TAUGHT HER A LESSON.
Om Wife WM Hot A sain Trouble Any
body fr n Spool of Bilk.
One summer llio wife of a Chicago
man werit to one of the resorta. At the
end vi ti x-.-udi she f:und that her black
silk ha-.l given out, so she wrote her
husband to "find a spool of it in the
lower dr.iwcr of the bureau"' and send
it on. The dutiful husband spent three
solid hours one hot day before he
found the missing spool. Of course, it
was not where his wife had said it was.
After he had changed his saturated
linen the man went down and sent the
spool by registered mail to his wife.
That night it struck him as absurd that
she should have put him to all that
trouble, and he resolved to teach her a
lesson, lie thought that with a little
effort she might have found some silk
at the summer resort that would have
answered her purpose. Well, he bought
a gross of spool silk and pat it in a
drawer of his desk. The next time she
left town she found a spool of black
silk under her plate at the place where
she took her first meal, and ever since
then she has been followed by a spool of
siui, even to turope. Wherever she
may stop 6he finds the spool at her
plate or on her dresser. She has learned
the lesson.
It is a vegetable product, made from
clarified cotton seed oil as bright,
pure and golden as the Southern sun
shine in which it grew.
From this clean and appetizing
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A recent number of London Truth
Vl Q si Anmni'laJ 4-T- -.11 : "
of Irish bulls: Irish Professor in Chem-
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-.no ouutiLuuee you see in tms
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and -eat and drink, and die, and then
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Cotton from Wood.
An artinciafcotton, said to be much
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