THE DULLES WEEKLY CHRONICLE, WEDNESDAY, APRIL 17, 1895. f RUSSIAN ROYALTY. ia Emprat Who Took Pmrt In Some Singular Performances. ' In the "Memoirs of Jacob Ivanovitch De Sang-len," there are some interest ing' particulars about Bussian royal ties. Jacob De faang-len was employed in the Bussian police service, and in 1811 and 1812, as chief of the chancel lery ol tne minister ol police he was personally attached to Alexander I. ueiore ner aeatn, sanglen bad seen Empress Catherine several times. He relates that she abolished all ceremony during- the evening receptions she used to give at the "Hermitage," and some times ordered a game of "cutting faces," in which she herself had great ability, making comic grimaces, or rap idly raising and sinking her left ear, which she could move almost like an animal. In the year 1813 Xarbonne was sent by .Napoleon to Vilna, os tensibly to welcome Emperor Alex ander, but really to spy on the Rus sian army. But the Bussian police were ordered to cause Jfarbonne's car riage to be led so that its occupant saw nothing of the arrangement of the army, and the servants- placed in at tendance on Narbonne were all officers of police. - One evening Narbonne was invited to the royal box in a theater, but the emperor was not there, being engaged personally in examining Nar bonne's papers, for the Bussians had made Narbonne's French adjutant tipsy, and while he was in this state stole Narbonne's portfolio and opened n in tne presence 01 me emperor, xnej instructions from Napoleon found! among them were copied. Napoleon I had requested to be informed of all things concerning the Bussian gen erals, the friends (male and female) of the emperor of Russia, of the latters state of -mind, etc., and whether it would be possible to enter into secret relations with Alexander's surround ings. De Sanglen had promised Alex ander I. nev'er to publish, as long as he lived, anything about his connection with him (the emperor). He therefore kept all his notes, which were volumin ous, secret, and they were first pub lished in 1882. Irish Balls in Germany. Herr Szafranski, a German journalist, nas published under the title of "Hu mors of the Reichstag" a few utterances of German deputies. Here are some of them: Herr von Ludwig: "The people, the masses, know well enough that it is extremely difficult to become rich sud denly by honest toil, excepting always in the case of inheritance or marriage." Herr Liebknecht: "Yes, I should say the case is tragic, if it were not so sad.'' Herr Bickert, taunting the ministry: 'Upon the ministerial benches we hear nothing, nothing but profound silence." Baron de Nordeck de Rabcnan, speak ing of the taxes on wine: "If I were to define bottled wines, I should say that all wines that are in bottle are bottled wines." Herr Westphal: "To squeeze the juice out of a lemon, and then give it a kick no, it is not too much." Herr von Schalscha: "If you were to take twenty members of this chamber, I do not think you could fix the limits of immorality." Dr. Greve: "Is there a more burning question than that of cremation?" HE TAUGHT HER A LESSON. Om Wife WM Hot A sain Trouble Any body fr n Spool of Bilk. One summer llio wife of a Chicago man werit to one of the resorta. At the end vi ti x-.-udi she f:und that her black silk ha-.l given out, so she wrote her husband to "find a spool of it in the lower dr.iwcr of the bureau"' and send it on. The dutiful husband spent three solid hours one hot day before he found the missing spool. Of course, it was not where his wife had said it was. After he had changed his saturated linen the man went down and sent the spool by registered mail to his wife. That night it struck him as absurd that she should have put him to all that trouble, and he resolved to teach her a lesson, lie thought that with a little effort she might have found some silk at the summer resort that would have answered her purpose. Well, he bought a gross of spool silk and pat it in a drawer of his desk. The next time she left town she found a spool of black silk under her plate at the place where she took her first meal, and ever since then she has been followed by a spool of siui, even to turope. Wherever she may stop 6he finds the spool at her plate or on her dresser. She has learned the lesson. It is a vegetable product, made from clarified cotton seed oil as bright, pure and golden as the Southern sun shine in which it grew. From this clean and appetizing source comes the new food-product, Cottolene, which is last revolutionizing the art of cooking, and with which, in healthfulness, flavor, adaptability and economy, no other shortening or cook ing fat can compare. To sell on the merits of the genuine! To sell by substitution ; or by decep tion, To sell to the injury of the genuine, to the dissatisfaction of the consumer, to the detriment of the deader, to the loss of all concerned. If yon wish the best food and the best health, you should insist that your cooking be done with genuine Cottolene. Refuse all counterfeits. Bold In I and S pound paDa, Made only by The N. K. Fairbank Company, ST. LOUIS and Chicago, Haw Ink, Boston. Irish Bolls. A recent number of London Truth Vl Q si Anmni'laJ 4-T- -.11 : " of Irish bulls: Irish Professor in Chem- nrpi.. 1 . .. ' - ... -.no ouutiLuuee you see in tms vial is the most deadly of all poisons. . A single drop placed upon the tongue of a cat is enough to kill the strongest man." A lady, invited to a very re cherche musical party, had met with an accident to her front teeth which there was no time to repair. She said: "I will come, and as I dare not open my mouth, you must tell ycur friends I am deaf and dumb, but appreciate mu sic" A young lieutenant going out to India with his regiment, writing home about the country, says: "The climate is magnificent,- Wit a lot of young fel lows como out here and drink and eat and -eat and drink, and die, and then write home and say it was the climate that did it." Cotton from Wood. An artinciafcotton, said to be much cheaper than the natural, 4s reported from France. It is made from the wood of the pine, spruce or larch, which is defibrated and then disintegrated and bleached with a hot solution of bi sulphide of soda and chloride of lime. 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