THE DALLES WEEKLY CHRONICLE, WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 10, 1894-
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THE WILIKEST SPOT
im your whole system, ?rliapa, in
the liver. If tliat doesn't do its
work of purifying the blood, more
trouble come 'from it tluui you can
(member.
Dr. Pierce' Golden Medical Duv
overy acts upon this weak spot as
Bothing else can. It rouses it np
to healthy, natural action. By
thoroughly purifying the blood, it
reaches, builds np, and invigorates
every part of the system.
For all diseases that depend on
the liver or the blood Dyspepsia,
Indigestion, Biliousness ; every form
of Scrofula, even Consumption (or
Lang-scrofula) in its earlier stages;
and the most stubborn Skin and
Scalp Diseases, the " Discovery "
is the only remedy so unfailing
and effective that it can be guar
antied. If it doesn't benefit or cure, you
have your money back.
On these terms, it's an insult to
your intelligence to have something
else offered as " just as good."
Dr. Sage's Catarrh Remedy by ita
mild, soothing, cleansing and heal
ing properties perfectly and perma
nently cures Catarrh is the Head.
Willie Why do you call papa the ap
ple of your eye ! Because be is so seedy ?
Mamma Oh, no; because be always
iallt ot the pound when he is good and
mellow. The Eeeleyite.
There is no medicine so often needed
in every home and so admirably adapted
to the purposes for which it is intended,
as Chamberlain's Pain Balm. Hardly a
week passes bat some member of tbe
family has need of it. A toothache or
headache may be cured by it. A touch
of rheumatism or neuralgia quieted.
Tbe severe pain of a burn or scald
promptly relieved and the sore beaied in
much less time than when medicine has
to be sent for. A sprain may be
promptly treated before inflamation sets
in, which insures a cure in about one
third of the time otherwise required.
Cuts and bruises should receive im
mediate treatment before the parts be
come swollen, which can only be done
when Pain Balm is kept at hand. A
ore throat may be enred before it be
comes serious. A troublesome corn msy
be removed by applying it twice a day
for a week or two. A lame back may be
cured and several days of valuable time
saved or a pain in the side or chest re
lieved without paying a doctor bill. Pro
cure a 30 cent bottle at once and you
will never regret it- For sale by Blakeley
& Houghton Druggists.
Rowley Good Gawd, Cholly ! You've
rolled np your trow seres over a foot and
a half. Cholly (after a mental throe;
Beg pawdon, deah chap, I've rolled 'em
np over two feet. Haw ! haw ! Thanks.
I'll take a small battle. The Fool.
Let it run down, and your cough may
end in something serious. It's pretty
sure to, if your blood is poor. That ie
just the time and condition that invites
Consumption. The seeds are soa-n and
it has fastened its hold upon yon, before
you know that it is near.
It won't do to trifle and delay, when
the remedy is at hand. Every disorder
that can be reached through the blood
yield to Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical
Discovery. For Severe Coughs, Bron
chial, Throat and Lung Diseases, Asth
ma, Scrofula in every form, and even the
Scrofulous affection of the lungs that's
called Consumption, in all its earlier
stages, it is a positive and complete cure.
It is the onfy blood-cleanser, strength
restorer, and flesh-builder so effective
that it can be guaranteed. If it doesn't
benefit or cure, in every case, you have
your money back.
Perfection is attained in Dr. Sage's
Catarrh Remedy. It cures tbe worst
esses. Only 50 cents ; by druggists.
Rounds What's tbe proper thing to
take after a dinner with one's best girl?
Zounds Well, if she has an appetite
anything like mine, you'll take yourself
to your nearest "Uncle." Tbe Enter
tainer. There is more Catarrh in this section
of the country than all other diseases put
together, and until tbe last few years
was supposed to be incurable. For a
(rent many years doctors pronounced it
local disease, and prescribed local rem
edies, and by constantly failing to cure
with local treatment, pronounced it in
curable. Science has proven catarrh to
be a constitutional dissass and therefore
nquirea constitutional treatment.
Hall's Catarrh, manufactured by F. J.
Cheney & Co.. Toledo, Ohio, is the only
constitutional cure in tbe market. It is
.taken internally in doses from 10 drops
to m teaepoonful. It acts directly on the
bloodnd mucous surfaces of the system.
They offer one hundred dollars for any
case it fails to cure. Send for circulars
nd testimonials. Address.
F. J. CHENEY A Co., Toledo, O.
'Hold by Dnggists, 75c.
TERRIBLE
Am On) Thai MrlkM Terror Is Fmi
red IWnnrH of th Kink.
The author of "The Naturalist in La '
Plata" give an iiuprersive tic script ion 1
! of the terror prmleevo by the appear-.
! auoe it a ratner suieu ntiwu. n a spe
i cics unknown to him. although he ha
, seen it a hundred times. It i a inarch
i hawk. That is to any it Keeks it prey
: in marshes.
! 1 have frequently seen all the inhahi-,
I tant.s of a uiarsh struck with puuic. uet- j
I ing as if demented cud suddenly crown j
cnrvlcss to all other thingcr. m such
occasion 1 have lt.l;cd up. confident of i
aevinc this particular hawk suspended j
above them in the sky. j
All birds that happen to le on the i
wing drop into the reeds or water as if
shot. Ducks away from the shore
stretch out their necks horizontally
and drag their bodies. uj if woundod.
into closer cover. Not one bird isf.mud
bold enough to rise und wheel about
the marauder a usual proceeding in
the case of other hawks: while at every
sudden stoop of the falcon a low cry of
terror rises from the birds underneath
a sound expressive of an emotion so
contagious that it quickly runs like a
murmur all over the marsh, as if a
prist of wind had swept moaning
through the rushes. .
As long as the falcon hangs overhead,
always at a height of about forty yards, j
threatening at intervals to dash down, j
this murmuring sound, made up of
many hundreds of individual cries, is j
heard swelling and dyiug away, and !
occasionally, when he drops lower than j
usual, it rises to a sharp scream of tor-!
Sometimes, when I have been riding
over marshy grouno, one ol mese !
hawks has placed himself directly over I
my Tiead, within fifteen or twenty
yards. It has perhaps acquired the
habit of following horsemen in this j
way. in order to strike at any birds ;
driven up. j
Once my hone almost trod on a :
couple of snipe squatting, terrified, in
the short grass. The instant they rose
the hawk struck at one of them, the
end of his wing smiting my cheek vio
lently as he stooped. The snipe escaped
by diving1 under the bridle, and im
mediately dropped on the other side of
me: and the hawk, rising, flew away.
STORY OF A
CAT.
Can hid Br Much fcH-rtriclty
That
a Car
la Set OB firr.
The efficacy of a black cat as a light
ning rod has been too frequently the
subject of discussion and stissertion to
be treated at length at the present
time, the drift of which U to show the
apt manner in which an illustration of
this pormmr lelief can be deduced
from an incident that occurred on the
eveninr of the fourth of Julv to the
wife of s well-known business man of I might become a statne wet.
Wa.shing-tm. j
On the evening in question the young I Hpoelaiea Caaaa.
matron had been expending consider- j S. II. Clifford, New Cassel, Wis., was
able time and attention upon a hand- j troubled with neuralgia and rheumatism,
some Mack cat. which she continued to , hg 8lonjcb WM disordered, his liver
stroke, notwithstanding the assertion r i i j
of her familv t'aat br so doing she r,,., : to n '"f -. P-
charnng nerself ' wita electntlt i petite fell away, and he was terribly re
Finally after dark the yourip matron j dnce1 ,n fle8n nd strength. Three hot
decided that a pleasant "way of wind- i ties of Electric Bitters cured him.
ing- np the evening would be to sro for i Edward Shepherd, Uarrisburg, III.,
a ride on the electric car to llcthtnda.
Accordingly, invitirj two of her
friends to aceomnwnv her. she set out
for the ride in hit.-h spirits.
The trio found piaees fcvether near
the middle of the car. und had (rone
short distance beyond the power hoube
when their conversation was inter-
mpted by the conductor hurriedly
bending ovcr themes though tn
them to leave the car with all ftpeed. j
as it was on fire. Scarcely had they
burst throufh the li.s.r just beneutn j the C1,en Yuen-WM born ,n W'"g
the very spot over v hich the young j ton p- ln 183- D(5 gradnated from
matron had been nhtinp. the electrical ; Annapolis in 1882. His brother, Aiex
epparatus beneath having ignited at i ander McGrlfiin, is one of the professors
that very point. ! in a Brooklvn colleee.
ASHAMED OF THEMSELVES.
Tha QiMf t.ffert of rhotocrmphlng I pna
Hone Ht!erlafia.
"I have witnessed a good many
amusing incidents in the course of my
career." said a New York photjgrapher.
the other day, "but I think the one
that struck me as the most ludicrous
occurred while I was in Siberia a few
years atro. I had my camera wrth me.
and spent considerable time in taking
I) i i t nri't. i if tho nttmit. anrl Lnmnnifinit I
country. I had engaged the services I "What are the relations now between
fif two native servants, and one day. i 5"r wife "d yourself?" "Oh, only her
having nothing better to do, I induced j mother, two uncles, a sister and a few
one of them to sit for bis photopraph. ; cousins." Indianapolis Journal.
The fellow had never seen a mirror in
his life, and I dare say had no concep-1 Representatives of three tribes aregiv
tion of the degree of uglinessexhibited f ing exhibitions of their dances, religions
upon his countenance. At any rate he i ceremonies, etc., at the barbecue at
manifested no delight at seeing his - .! . .
. . . -""."i North l nkima, this week.
picture, though his companion ap- 1
peared very much elated, and could Old Fighter Well, I see Japan has
not rest until I had taken bis picture beaten China again. Old Sport (absent-
k .1 H J!?tU:I"W? plSr B'indedlyv-What was tbe score.-Cin-he
also seemed depressed. The ' . . ,
portraits appeared to have brought to ! cmn Commercial
the minds of both strange revelations, t
and they retired to their tent in a 1
thoughtful mood, each trying to
smooth down tbe bushy locks which
crowned their beads. Presently one of
them came to me and borrowed a pair
of acisaors. and shortly after they re
turned with scarcely a vestige of hair
remaining on their heads and implored
me to take their pictures again. The
fruit of tbe camera waa to them like
the fruit of the tree of knowledge.'
What Ha Want.
At tbe hospital the other morning. '
says Life, one of the patients was just '
recovering from an attack of delirium !
tremens, and, as is usual in such casea.
deaired to dress and go home more than
anything else. It happened that one i
of the young ladies connected with the !
flower mission saw him, and, approach-!
ing, said: "I have some beautiful rosea
here. Wouldn't you like some?" No ... ,
response- Again she said: "Wouldn't! To purchase five do early pullets,
you like to have some of these roses?" j Brahma or Plymouth Rock, cross pre
Slowlyhia head turned, and. slightly fetred. Price 12.50 per dosen. Call on
opening his bleary ryes, he said, much I or address
to the embarrassment of the young j En. M. Hasbimas
woman: - i a a uiameu signt rather
have my pants."
Mexican
Mustang
Liniment
for
Burns,
Caked & Inflamed Udders.
Piles,
Rheumatic Pains,
Bruises and Strains,
Running: Sores,
Inflammations,
Stiff joints.
Harness & Saddle Sores,
Sciatica,
Lumbago,
Scalds,
Blisters,
Insect Bites,
All Cattle Ailments,
All Horse Ailments,
All Sheep Ailments,
Penetrates Muscle,
Membrane and Tissue
Quickly to the Very
Seat of Pain and
Ousts it in a Jiffy.
Rub in Vigorously.
Mustang Liniment conquers
Pain.
Makes nan or Beast well
Sain.
'Aren't von afraid that
statue will
tbe rain?
"Shrink?"
idea!" "I
thonght it
I ahrink jf u" jeH QOt j
i ... ,
iMked ,he cheerful idiot.
in
; ,al(1 noet- " nat n
j didn't know, you know. 1
had a running sore on bis leg of eight
years' standing. Used three bottles of
Electric Bitters and seven boxes of
Bucklen's Arnica Salve, and bis leg is
sound and well. John Speaker, Cats-
j waba, O., had five large fever sores on
his leg, doctors said he was incurable,
j one Electric Bitters and one box
1., Arnica Salve cured him en-
I tirely. Sold by Snipes & Kinersly.
Philo Norton McGriffin, commander of
Tottie (aed hi I wonder why babies
is always born in the night time. Lottie
(ajed 7, a little wiser) Don't you know?
'Cos they want to make sure of finding
their mothers at home. Tib-Bits.
Friend Well. Doc, bow's business?
Doctor Fine. Got two new cases in the
next room. Friend What, smallpox?
Doctor No, champagne. Truth.
"On what does Bkifhns base bis suit
l'r libel?" "On a caudal reference to
b,m t,,e ile, iarof Jn capital case."
Washington Star,
When some ministers struggle with a
ermo a limited-round contest is prefer
able to a fight to a finish. Yonkers Ga
aette. Ignorance is a grievous burden which
men carry without realizing just what it
is that weighs ttrm down. Dallas
News.
"I was in love with a girl four years."
"How did that happen?" "Rhe would-
n'1 mrr7 me any sooner." Tbe Bene-
diet.
"" T.
WANTED.
2."-lm.
Endertby, Or.
Wife l am just dying to see the
things yon bought while you were away.
Husband-F.h? I didn't buy anything.
"But you had only one small trunk
when yon left, and you hsv come Im k
with two." "Oh ! Yes. you packed my
trunk for ute, you knoa. When I came
to start back, 1 had to borrow another
trunk to get all the stuff in.' New
York Wet'klv.
The Revue de Paris prints a dialogue
on Love, which Nepoleon wrote in 171)1,
and the manuscript of which was lately
found by Frederic Maason. He main
tained therein that love is injurious to
the community and to individuals, and
that it would be a blessing if it could he
banished from the world.
Rehazin, the ex-king of Dahomey, is
about to embrace the K.iman Catholic
faith. When M. Carnot was assassin
ated, the ex-king ordered a mass tor the
repose of his soul. He was greatly af
fected by the murder of the late pres
ident, and he has been in a low state of
health ever since.
John L. Sullivan announces that this
is his last year on the road, and that he
will retire to his Massschottes farm and
enjoy the comforts of a farmer's life, lis
has been putting aside a little for a rainy
day, and now feels he has sufficient for
all his needs during the remainder of
his Hie.
Hop-picking is still going on in the
Pnyallnp district, about 400 pickers be
ing at work in the Meeker yards. Tbe
capacity of the big kilns is not eqaal to
the hops picked, and so the pickers hsve
to be laid off part of the time. Showery
weather has also been interfering with
the work.
Maurus Jokai, the Victor Hugo of
Hungary, is reported to be in a critical
condition from the inhalation of char
coal fnmes, which he generated in a
close room. In a Ct of melancholy be
endeavored to destroy himself, but was
discovered in time to save his life.
there any fossils in this vcinity ? Promt-
nent Citizen Y es ; for instance, there is
old man Hawbuck. He prayed for two
weeks for wisdom from on high to direct
him how to vote, and then went and
voted the populist ticket. Puck.
"What do you think of my daughter's
execution, professor?" asked the fond
mamma, as tier fair dangnter pounded
away at the piano keys. "Think, mad
am?" was the reply, "Why, that I
should like to be present at it." Half
Holiday. "Why is it that the mother-in-law is
looked don upon while the father-in
law always escapes censure?' "That's
easily explained ; the latter plsys poker
with his son-in-law, and lets him win
every time. Boston Gazette.
Hubby How do you suppose the say
ing, "There is nothing new under the
sun," ever originated? Wide Really,
I don't know, unless some woman who
wore a bonnet like mine said it to her
husband. Itetroil Free Press.
Hon. Ralph C. Geer, who lives in the
Waldo Hills, is rapidly sinking and his
death is momentarily expected. Mr.
Geer is one of the oldest pioneers ol
Marion county, and was at one time
clerk of the county.
"Smithhorn is nut the man be was
since his wife got her divorce." "Guess
you are light. He is Smithhorn now,
whereas he used to be only Mrs. Smith
horn 's husband." Indianapolis Journal.
Critic I suppoee we shall see you at
the premiere of your new play this eve
ning? Modern female author I beg
your pardon, sir, but it is not a play a
lady ought to see. Fliegende Blatter.
Henry Drum was not nominated by
the democrats for congress. The nom
inees are II. B. Heuston, of Tacoma, and
N T. Caton, of Sprague. Drum is chair
man of the state central committee.
In her latest poem Ella Wheeler Wil
cox announces that she has reached the
high noon of life. 1 hat cannot be true.
Judging from her poetry she is still
sweet sixteen. Brooklyn Eagle.
"My lord," said an over-worked par si. n
to bis bishop, "I have not bad a holiday
for five years." "I am very sorry for
your congregation," replied his lordship,
with a smile. Tid-Bits.
President George B. Roberts, of the
Pennsylvania railroad, whose health bas
been much improved by his European
trip, baa resumed the duties of his posi
tion in Philadelphia.
Wife Tbe doctor thinks you have en
largement of the heart. Husband I
thought be must imagine I had some
thing of tbe sort by tbe site of the bill
he sent me Truth.
It is one thing for a man to feel sure
that be is a great poet, and quite an
other thing for him to be able to per
suade other people that he is. Somer
ville Journal.
"Tell me, mammy dear, wby does
papa always scold nurse when you're
there and plays hide-and-seek with her
when you're not there?" New York
Journal.
Tbe people of Island City have served
notice on the railway officials for the
purpose of securing a removal of ob
struction in tbe river at that point.
The demand in China for peacock
j feathers has grown steadily weaker.
' New Y'ork Tribune.
j
Will
'r Infants and CtUldraa.
CaatorU peasant TMg tinw. ami
orercuuiM i'latuawcy, Conrtq-atuin, Hour
fttomach, PlarrlKra, and Feverishnrws.
Thus tbe child at rendered bfaltliy and lu
alp awtaimL Cnatorla, contains no
Morphias or other narcotic property.
"QMlarta Is so wvll attested to etalMraa that
I lanururaaad a.ipw loaav raacrtpuua
kaowa KM" II. A. S.BC-BEB. M. I.,
1U Bout Oxford HI., lirouktra, K.T.
" Tar waral yaari I haw foramBl your
Caauna,' and .hall alwaya auuunua iloaoan,
ml uTJaavarlBblJ wwlia-rd r-arAal rWU.
fcnwta I . l aaoaa. M. !..
XSlh Btnat sad Tut Vurfc CUy.
-Tha mm of 'OaWorta' Is as etUvataalaad
Its aiartta ao wall SaowB that U J-oai a
unanraratlna to ndurao U. raw arW la
Sltfiaillto. who do not asop Owra
wlihwaaavnaca.' -
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Mow Vurs. City.
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On arriving home last week, 1 louoa
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