THE DALLES WEEKLY CHRONICLE, SATURDAY, DECEMBER 9. 1893.
TOO PRUDENT.
A I'blluMiphvr Who Thought It HmI to
multipoint III Wife.
Robert lirant, in "The Opinions of a
Philosopher." gives a telling instance
of the manner in which a prudent man
may disappoint hi wif. Tin- philoso
pher in nuesliou fancied hi- heard a
burglar and hastened to the bolted
I'hainlH'r dour to listen ami confirm his
convictions. Iliswi'e was aroused ami
asked htuirsvly what was the matter.
"Fred, art' there burglar in the house'?'
:he pus-ted. Sh: Yes."
'What are you doing. Fred? Oh. you
mustn't go down ami expose yourself
on any account! lromisc me that you
will not!"
Having ascertained that the iloor
was secure, 1 walked across the room
ami turned or. the electric light.
Josephine was sitting Isilt upright,
otiivering with excitement.
I slipped on my trousers and a pair
of boots, and began tMk around uic,
trampling sturdily.
"I'red. they'll hear you if yon make
such a noise," said my wife in an ago- !
nized whisper. i
"I fervently trust so." I retorted. 1
"That's why I'm doing- it." I
As I spoke my eye lit ut last ou some- '
thing adapteil to my purpose. I had '
lieen trying to avoid the destruction of I
a washbasin, anil 1 received with grate
ful eageruessi'a pair of Indian clubs 1
which offered themselves, ami lilting
them to the level of my brow lei then: ;
fall clamorously to the iloor. The
welkin run;?, so to speak, and 1 sank
with nervous exhaustion into an arm
chair. The house seemed deathly still, and
it struck me that Josephine on her part
ivns ominously tpuict. When she sookp
at last it va to ask: !
"Haven't you a pistol?" I
"Yes, dear."
"Are you going to let them take
everything'.'"
"It is for them to decide, darling1."
"Hut. Fred"
Josephine did not finish her sentence. .
The words she uttered were, however.
so full of poignant surprise and disap- !
pointment that I felt constrained to ;
inquire, with a guilty attempt at nun-,
chalance:
"Is there anything' you would like to I
have me do?"
"Y'ou arc the best judge, of course." '
she answered, coldly. "Only, do you i
think it is the usual way"'
We have talked it over many times
since, and I have endeavored to make
plain to her that, in the process of evo-
lntion. thinking- men have come to the
conclusion that the husband and father :
who chops logic at deaii of night with
an accomplished burglar on the wrong
side of his chamber door Ls akin to a
lunatic.
She listens to my arguments. a;:d has
done me the honor to admit that there
is more to !e said in my behalf than she
thought at tirst: but I remember that
the last time we conversed upon the
subject she shook her heati. with the
air of a woman who, in suite of every
thing, is still of the same opinion, and
the murmured gently:
' "is t toid you before. Fred, if you
had fired onee nvi" the banisters. I
would say nothing."
"Hut I might have been killed or
maimed for life!"
Josephine looked a little grave, but
she answered sueeinet'y:
"There are certain risks in this world
.hat a man has to take."
AFFAIRS OF THE HEART.
Wiikn the hair of a Komau bride waa
dressed for a wedding, it was always
parted with the point of a spear
TllK weddiug ring- is worn ou the
left hand because, in symbolism, the
right hand is authority, the left oliedi
ence Tut: weddiug wreath is reminiscent
of the age when the bride was always
presented with a bouquet of symbolic
llowers.
In China atl arrangements for a wed
ding are made by a go-bet wee u. who
also does the courting and makes the
proposal
In most churches of England a ring
is kept so tiiat embarrassment may lie
spared in case of forgctfuliicss of the
parties concerned.
A cori'i.i: of hundred years ago Eng
lish and lierman people, in order to se
cure the greatest ossi)ilc publicity,
were married in the church door.
In Hungary the father of the bride
takes otT her shoes and bauds them to
her husband, thus turning over all his
authority to the groim.
skxtimv.n': is as old as anything else,
as i indicated by the discovery in
Egyptian tombs dating back to It. C.
.JOoo of wedding rings engraved with a
heart and two clasned hands.
HUNT OF THE OFFICE-SEEKER.
upa I-
KvaowMt Itor by ty Id til Ho
fvrrvil .M tkoih Ih llMtrt HU-k.
Not all the people who haunt the
Capitol are olliee-seckers, but a goodly
proportion of them are, says the Wash
ington Star. They come from all sec
tions of the country und represent all
classes of society. Of all the great
concourse that streams through the
corridors of the vast building day after
day the olliee-seekers are the most for- j
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PERSONAL MENTION.
WrtlucaiU;.
French went
to Spokane
Mr. Smith
laxt ni-flit.
Mr. Malcolm Jameson went to Port
land thin morning.
Mm. Thos. Condon is in the city vinit
iiijj her parent", Mr. and Mm. Wiley.
Mrs. EsheliiiHii had im attack of some
thing like heart failure hint night, and
HOW THEY TOLD THEM APART.
art HoIImI Kff a I ha fejaar anil llanl
llnllaij on Ih llnL
"In a country hotel where 1 had
stopped for supper," said a traveler, "!
' mw ou the table iiouie Iwiiled eggs.
As 1 reached for them the wvitrt-aa said:
, "-)o you like them hard or noft
! boiled?'
I " 'Soft,' I said.
I " 'The soft boiled are lu the other
dish,' said the waitress.
SHERIFFS SALE.
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NORTHERN
Animal nml
INSECTS.
1 otiml
trButabli Life
Near the 1'nln.
It is a matter of surprise to all who,
for the first time, have any experience
in high north-m latitudes, to note the
great abundance of insect life in
Alaska. The writer of this paragraph
was especially interested in noting the
large amount of larva- and other low
conditions of animal life which was
carried down from the melting glaciers
into the rivers and streams which
flowed from them. It is to this that
we have to attribute tiie great abun
dance of the higher forms of animal life
which prevails. Fish especially are in
such quantity near the coast, attracted
by this abundance, that it seems like
repeating the tales of l'.arou Mun
chausen to the listener. The young
son of the writer, who was with him
in this expedition, was, with a couple
of Indians in a boat, able to drive
salmon into narrow creeks in such
abundance that the boat eouid lie
driven against the fish in their en
deavors to escape. They could have
lieen dragged up in shoals bv any
strong and ordinary net. Iu the
earlier history of Colorado very much
I stress was laid ou the fact that Fre
' rnont saw a Ix'e on one of the high ele
: vations while crossing the Kooky
mountains. I.ieut. Peary, in his re
: cent expeditiou.i to North dreenland,
; found a bumble bee ou the north coast
of Greenland the highe-.t point of
; land yet reached by a human being so
i far as known. This explorer states
; that not only bees but otiier insects
1 abound as soon as the spring fairly
opens. Flowers of many kinds are
c particularly beautiful and abundant,
i afi'ordir.g a good chance for honey and
polien-collectiug insects to lay up
' rich stores in advance of their loii
arctic winters.
senators und representatives over I
again and tefuse to lie turned from
the phantom they are pursuing, lie fore
congress meets every day the generul
reception-room to the south end of the
senate chamber is full to crowding
with those waiting to send iu their
cards to senators. A majority of these
are after oUice, either for themselves
or for relatives or friend. Hy the time
the invocation of the chaplain is fin
ished the bita of eardlioiird begiu to
fall iu showers upon the desks of the
statesmen. These gentlemen do not
have time to jro through their mail be
fore they are interrupted by callers.
The visitors baud their cards to one or
the other of the numerous doorkeepers
and assistants and retire to the great
leather-covered chairs and sofas scat
tered around the reception-room to
await the result. It is a uoticeable
fact that women largely predominate
in these waiting and unxious throngs
alniut the senate eutrauces. Perhaps
it is thought that their earnest solici-
Mr. Frank Meredith, who lnm been
visiting nt the home of Mr. !. V. Laugh-
!in, left for Salem yesterday.
Mr. John Medler, one of Slernrin
countv'H most influential rinz "'i, cilicd
on Tim ('iiuoMi i.i: office itnuiy.
We rouret to learn that Oil. Sinnoit
hud a flight stroke of piirn1 vsu ihin
morning. It was not so serioux, how
ever, but that he in able to lie around :u
lending to ImfincfS.
- J. B. Wiilternof Poise, Idaho, i-i the
eitv. Mr. Wallers is an old-timer, Imv.
ini; resided in The Italics in '. lie N
now drifting toward San Kranci-n,
where lie will attend the midwinter i.nr
Thiinuuiy.
tins. Ilrockmaii of Pear creek is iu the
city.
Mr. Frank liabe! has returned from it j
six months' trip to Wisconsin, mid w ill j
reside iu The Ialles. !
Joe Kubbertson is slowly recovering .
from a severe cold, which hits almost
tude will more favorably and deeply j laid him on the shell the last few days.
impress the men who are supposed to
control the dispensation of otlicial
favors. They are of all ages. apicur- j
unces ami conditions. The fashionable i
! society woman elbows her more hum- j
ble sister of the work-a-day world, and j
blushing, ditlideut young girls sit and i
j wait by the side of aged, infirm women j
: in the seur and yellow leaf. Silk !
: rustles against the simple garb of the t()ll,lv
: humble poor, and lieauty smiles into
I the face of decrepit age. Many of
them wait long and patiently without
j reward. Their senator is "uot in," or
he is "engaged." or he sends word:
"Please call ngafii." And the recipient
: of the message goes away with a heavy
; heart and troubled countenance, to
i come again in a feu days and try it all
over.
I). H. IHIlou of Jewell county, Kan.,
is in the city looking up a favorable lo
cution in our unexcelled fruit belt. Iu
all likelihood he will move to Wiimm
county within a few months.
Kriilsv,
Col. Win. F. Helms is iu the city.
J. A. tiulliforil of Diitur is in town
I !...,.), I.. 1 u' ntiot her dish cf eggs.
those in
the first
anybody could tell them apart if they
should ever L'ct mixed tip. As long lis i
they were kept ul the cuds of the table
where they were lir-t placed it would
be very simple: but i.uppoie some po
lite gue-.t i.iii'Uld ki" t 'his neighbor:
'Will you have the '',',"!,''."
"And suppose the man should say:
'Yes, thank you,' tun! take them, nml
KiipHse one dish should in this way
work along the table until It was
alongside the other: or. for that mat.
ter, supMise the ilisheK iliouhl elintnre
pluees, lis they nir.'h! easily do, who
could tell then which v:;s hard and
which soft? I found ri.:.e!f rather
amused by this idea, and I asked the
waitress how they could tell which
was which.
"Why, the' soft boiled are in the
Miiure dish mid the hard Willed ure in
the oval dish.'
"Then I stopped talking for quite a
sH'll. for it seemed clear to me that 1
was in some things not un intellectual
giant."
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Ilpuli the Inlul MlnniHl,t nml on tiill
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iiinrt ti. hi -i iliKir, hi ihr ciiv n( IhfT
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SHERIFF'S SALE.
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Oipt. S. V. Short, of the steamer I
Dulles City, was in the city last nitrht.
Mrs. J. M. Patterson returned last j
night from a visit with her parents in j
Salem. i
Mr. F. J. Etidwig.of the Standard Ilox
Factory, Portland, is in the city solicit
ing business.
WOMEN AS HUNTERS.
There
Oriental IVnrkmeu V.Ihi llnve l.rrm Skill
in Tlnn Uraiich of llrH.i;it.
zVn art which is carried to a high de-:
;rree of excellence in the east, but i
which seems in some danger of decay-;
i::g. is that of ornamental bookbinding, j
s'-inie notion of the skill of oriental '
craftsmen in this brunch of design j
may be gathered from specimens given
in the latest issue of the Journal of In-1
(!ian Art and Industry. The best of j
tnese specimens, says Lot. Holbein
Ilendlcy. came from L'hvar. and are
doubtless of Persian origin. Few ap
proach in goodness of design and in I
ejtrefulness of execution the work of ;
Karl Ahmed and hisyons. who were for j
some years in the employ of the chief j
of t'lwar. The grandsons have now J
succeeded to the sons, however, and in I
their hands the art is likely to become
a mere trade. In India a man of real
genius developsan art from some hints
he receives from strangers, or. it may
lie, discovers it himself, but from
jealousy or from fear of destroying his
monopoly. teacheK only the mera'wrs
of his own family, who may or may
not share his skill, and thus in the
course of a generation or two nothing
remains but a shadow or parody of per
haps an exquisite production.
In the l lwar Ixxikbindings the orna
ment is somewhat after the idd lirolier
PEOPLE OF NOTE.
;
f'.Ncr.K Timotky Iiyi'i:. aged U-J. the j
olde.-t resident of Vir.al Haven, Me.. ;
recently caught w ith a hook and line,
from a srria'.l.boat. a halibut weighing '.
pou;:d... j
Me.-.. l:.oi.T. tin ex-commissioner's
v.ii'e. says that some of 'he native :
women she net in Honolulu were as i
cultivated and refined as any women
she ever saw.
II.vHon liKisrn has sold Italian rentes
to the amount of 1! .iim;,iiiit, and has in
vested the amount in American rail
road securities, including some low- j
priced stocks which pay t:o dividends. :
At'STtx oKHl.N is the lending spirit ;
and chief promoter of the proposed un- j
dergrouml railway system for the city ;
of New York. His plans involve the i
expenditure of about ?llhj.0iiO.i")O. ,
(iov. M.wikiiam. of California, has i
spent all his vacations in the motin- ,
tains in the southern part of his state I
for fourteen years past. He camjui in
the wimmIs and is an ardent fisherman. 1
Is No limuin Why Ther Mhould
Not He Kuril If Tuey ttuh.
I am convinced that if woman fluds
pleasure in killing fish or bird, she is
perfectly entitled to so uuiuse herself,
and the great, round, goggle-eyed
world has no rigiit to point at nor talk
about her, says a writer in (luting.
The few women who openly handle
rod and gun as though they really
knew the uses of the tools seldom fail
to acquit themselves creditably; and,
best of ull, in following their chosen
pastimes they find what every man and
woman wants alsive all earthly things
health of body and of mind. Long,
dusty ages ago, from out the old blue
clay was fashioned man. and after him
was woman. She, the humorists tell
us, has lieen after him. more or less,
ever since: and, in my humble opinion,
the more she is after him in the line of
field sports the better for the gentler
sex. There is no evil in the wilds as
nature made them; there is wondrous
truth in the sermon of stones and
streams, in the whisper of vind-stirred
folia;,', in the ripple (,f waters and the
sigh of swayin jiiin-s. There is health
and purest pleasure in store for those
wim follow the windings of musical
trout-brook, ir trump long, breezy
miles behind staunch dorrs should not
woman enjoy these thing.-.'.' She muy
never ucquire the art of hi,'.';"ing a
gn at lla.sk of rye along duri:if;-outings:
she may never master the intricate
problem of throw-in; responsibility of
misses upon the gun or ti.e ammuni
tion she may not even learn to lie
freely ami iersuusively about the num
ber of lisii she caught or of the si.e of
those that got away, but she can be a
sportswoman true, and the sooner she
realises this fact the better.
Mr. Mark Illoom of Pennsylvania is
iin the city, waiting to confer with Mr.
F. H. Knwe in relation to the construc
tion of his saw mill at this point.
Mr. Jesse 1. Williams, airent for 11. G.
Iunn A Co., lias returned from a trip:
til rough the country, looking at crops
and prospects for the purpose of making J
a report.
Mr. Truman Putler will make through
trips from this city to Portland and re-
turn as purser on the steamers Keguln-
tor ami Ihilles City during the winter '
months. '
i
A. I. P.olton of liovd was in town
yesterday. He was expecting some
cattle from srrom the river, which he t
intended to feed this winter at iiis much j
on 15-Mile. :
Mr. Fred S. Cutler, the genial miinn- j
ger of the Stuttx coin-niny, left this
morning fur Vancouver, where he will !
make arrangements for the appearance !
of his company in that city. Mr. Cutler !
is just the man for his position and the
success of the company in a large mens- ;
ure is due to the business and social ';
qualities of Mr. Cutler. We shall lie!
giad to see htm again.
1IIKI1.
SIGHTS OF A CITY.
"I have seen, at one time and an
other, all sorts of things hanging on
washlines." said a citizen, "but to-day, j
for the hrst time, 1 saw among the
shirts and stockings an American flag."
1.1 the shopping districts one some
times sees a newsboy, with hi.s bundle
of papers under his arm, gravely hold
ing open the door of a carriage for my
lady. Sometimes she (fives him some
thing, sometimes not; he takes the
chances on that.
As A general thing the newsboy,
style, in which the colors are painted I when on duty, devotes himself strictly
on the boards and are not inlaid. In
most of the designs the pattern is pro
duced by the use of brass blocks. The
colors are then painted on with the
brush. Sometimes the I'lwar artist
colors the whole of the ("round, and at
others only part of it, so br to produce
very different effects by the use of the
same blocks. The effect is remarka
bly fine, and is comparable to the de
sign work on some of the most beauti
ful productions of the more famous
china manufactories. The bindings
are expensive, as they are all hand
made, and a great deal of (fold is used.
A bargain may be made, however, with
the present artists, who ask for as
much ns they can get. As their work
is curious and valuable, they have, as
a rule, very littlediliiculty in disposing
of it. Numerous specimens have lieen
made for the queen and other distin
guished persons. They all show more
or lesR similarity to tie' best specimens
of Persian workmanship, of which the
binding of the Koran, purchased by
Ihniieror Anriingzelie. and now in the
royal library nt Windsor, is a particu
larly interesting example.
to hustling, but there crossed Madison
square. New Y'ork. the other evening,
a newsboy who, between cries of his
papers, smelled at a sizable bouquet of
red flowers with evident pleasure.
TllK year 177i was a fearful one in
New Y'ork. One hundred and fifty-five
cases of sunstroke occurred on -Jnly 4,
of which seventy-two proved fatal.
The principal thoroughfares were like
fields of battle. Men fell by the score,
and ambulances were in constant
requisition.
CHURCH AND CLERGY
hhe Likes to iet Kven.
If there is one thing more than an-
otiier that pleases me. it is to get even
i with a grumpy man," said a bright
(firl in our hearing the other day. "The
other night a man and I were out walk
j ing and he nsked me into a drug- store
to have some soda. Itefore we ordered
! he aslced the proprietor if he could
change a ten dollar bill and that indi
vidual snapped out 'No' as though my
escort had insulted him. leaving me
seated there, my man friend went
across the way, where he secured the
change, right readily, and when he
came back we sat down to vanilla soda
and lemon phosphate. When every
drop was rone fifty cents was offered in
payment, und I was just tickled to
death when the cross old thin' couldn't
change that either. There we were in
two drinks and the crabbed druggist
had to sen us depart without his pay.
My. friend wanted to go back and pay
him later, but I told him if he (lid J
would never speak to hirn again,
it was just iovcly." said the
vixen, as she showed her white
i as they snapped together on a
olate caramel and beamed in vicious
glee over the memory of one poor man's
discomfiture. Philadelphia Times.
Oh.
little
teeth
choc-
Omo has l.un F.pworth organisa
tions, thus leading the union.
I.i the province of Queliec the ratio
SENTENCES BY "JUDCE."
We watch the winds from east and
west and our hopes arc answered from
the south.
Special cash sale of If) per ct. discount
in ladies, petits and children's shoes
this day und tomorrow only at M.
HonevwiU'i.
of Catholic to Protestant is 1,000 to 1. " 18 --ni'w-"-'r "tray (-learn
. , , . .1 of sunshine or of love a little child
will find it.
Thf religious improvident trust in
Providence and the unreligious im
provident trust to chance.
The manifestation of life, whether
in the discovery of a nest of fledge
lings in a ttolitury place or the soft,
warm touch of a little child, is a pleas
ure to the senses and a joy to the soul.
Kathrine O-o ienn.
Co.uoitK'.ATloN ai.ihm has the greatest
strength in Massachusetts, where it
has TiV.) churches.
A Mkthoiiist bishop out west who
uses a chapel car speaks of it as the
"Holy Koamin' church."
TllK Protestant Ivpiscopal bishop of
Massachusetts Is to be one of the of
ficers of a crematory soon to be opened
iu Koston.
I(eai7.late
James Dentiiron and IiHvina Ienrii
son to J. C. Meiti". lots F und (i, block
100, Fort Dalles Military lieserve; 1.
Notes Lust.
1-ost, two notes payable to J. C.
Meins. All persons are warned not to
purchase said notes.
dlw .1. C. Mki.ss.
In this city, Iec. 8th, Mrs. Ma Mat
tison, nee ikigley, of consumption.
A Sew Arcument A-riilnst Corseta.
Thin
is the
shape of
a woman's waist
on which a corset tight
is laced. The ribs deformed
by being squeezed press
on the lungs, till they're
diseased. The heart
is jammed and
cannot pump ;
the liver
is a
lump,
the stomach
crushed, cannot
digest; and in a mess
are all compressed. There
fore this silly woman (trows to
be a fearful mess of woes,
but thinks she has a lovely
shai-e, though hideous
as a crippled ae.
This is
a woman's
natural waist
which corsets never
yet disgraced. Inside it
is a mine of health. Outside
of charms it has a wealth.
It is a thing, of beauty
true, and a sweet joy
forever new. It'
needs no artful
padding vile,
or bustle big
to give it "style."
Its strong and solid,
plump and sound, and
hard to get one arm
around. Alas, if women
only knew the mischief that
these corsets do, they'd let
lamo Nature have her
way, and never let her
waste to "stay."
All tin Hoard I. oat.
London, Dec. 7. The body of one of
the crew of the steamer Nvatca was
washed ashore on the Cornish coast,
adding to the proliability of the supposed
foundering of that vessel and the loss of
her crow of eighteen in a recent (-ale.
l)r. Grant's German Klixir cures all
Iniii: troubles if taken in time. Sold by
Sni(es A Kinersley.
WOOII, HIMIll, W(OI.
Itest (trades of oak, fir, and slab cord
wood, at lowest market rates at Jim. T.
Peters & Co. (Office Second and Jefler
son streets.')
HER FIRST TRULY DCAU.
A hieiul!hr!ft Youth Who An-ieora When
the lrl Takes to I.oiltf lire.
The first lienu npin-ars along a I unit
when we nre fourteen or fifteen. There
have la-en. of course, many little boy
admirers, but according to a writer in
the I'.lniira Telegram the genuine gul
lant dees not materialise until we put
on long dresses and commence making
ourselves up for young ladies, a com
prehensive phrase that all girls will
understand, lie is usually the brother
of some sM'cial chum of ours, and in
this wny we are enabled to see him
more often than if we had no reusou
for going to his house. lie is exceed
ingly bashful Is'fore people, but can
talk a blue streak when we hit alone,
lie squanders his allowuni-e on ice
cream, soda and caramels, and on rare
tM'casions invites us to a church sociable
or concert. He is always one of the
group of youths who wait outsidt' the
church or Sunday school disir. and he
is the one to escort us to our homes on
such occasions. We are teased un
mercifully ubout him and really enjoy
it, though pretending to lie fearfully in
dignant and provoked about It. This
sort of thing goes on until something
hapiM'tis, as some things huve a way of
doing, and either he goes away to col
lege or we leave for boarding school,
or perhaps a quarrel or chiiiit'e of resi
dence occurs. At any rate year., per
haps will roll away before we see a
Warded man whoean bcarthe slightest
resemblance to a young, rosy-checked
liy.
A Man Who Una Tun otra.
A little public house, in which the 1
landlord and his customers huve it cu
rious experieiiee. stands ou tiie boun
dary line dividing the townshiie of
Harwell anil ( swu hit wist le. Lancashire.
The boundary line runs directly 1
through the center of the hostelry, an I
as there are public rooms on cither MUe
of the passage two licenx s lire neees-
l sary. 1 lie publican is cuiiis'Iii il to
close the Iiarwi'ii side of the house ut
ten o'clock every night, according to
the condition of his license
HlllllllllhllH IHI- III lllli k I' Mill- ,f ft,,. I...,
Mil writ riVacrlla-ll to-wit. tlini t.i,.w,;l'
' rv:. hi mill! Ill mmii , Htllllv, hlulp ,, , -
; kmiwii hihI iliwnl',! h HiV .,iiti,w,
i,l -.i-l l hi Inur ; l. Hint Hie mirlli W( . "
; iiine I'H. nml tin nurthwi iuim..i!J
' u'telilis-n I7, III li.uiuhl,, , m
1 Kniikv liuirlii'u (II. in.t ,, n- lll, ',, I
ill, ill. In iiuiki. unit .tiv II , ol
: I I "lot ailjuilir.il Iii lie um1 in llii.i,i,lv.
, HHl ni'lliill. Ii. whli'li ai'tli.n I In- Minim!'!
.niul I ru-l ( i iiiihii v ni'ii- lilHliitltf. iml I-
,li,. .il.. .Murllm M Ii i.t.t.'n.ttr Z-i.
i.M.l lute, HiirnJ. It Mrt'hit", Il I, ii-T, 1
1:, iv.'Ih. .1 ii Im M It,.., l -i I. ...i., ..."!
Mnt.illilJ K MiuimI. arir liii,.,,!, 7
the .inn I .ihii l.m I'll lilt,.,,.,. Uvi4 i'"
; -In Iv 1. I-'.',', nt ll,-ri.l..i,f -in -riviis.f, "
mm nuurnej, i.-.-. lu , ,,, -j
...! ii lid ill.lHir.. iu,.,l thcrWn U'..i C
thi-i,i li'vu-il ii-mu Ilu-liiinl ali,rea,'a4
Salurilav, !i:irit lny or Ho-oiaWr ltan
ul tin- limir nt In ii luck s iii. Iii h ( tk
i-i, in i ii. ,u- .1'i.n, in ini i i :y in lTieif,in
aillil ( nioitv niul sliile, will .'l, nii.itriM
; urllt- aiieiiiiu ill nil- jiiviii'ii hlililiT Hwrta
' 1 A iu
hlnTlnef W im'ii ( itimtv, stiili' uf ifftta.
llnlV'Jtlf
SHERIFFS SALE
fir vtrtui of mt fxt-rtitlun und m
ol Mtlf 1-nml mil f tiit- t irrtiit m
' iitf ii tut if l-r th ks
llh tit lltilti Mil.' ( thl' 11111 III nti Writ. '.sr.
, IIMHI ( IllllttV , lHl t( t rniCHI. kllOVT I (
writ-! im hII ii' sn'ttMii thrM-i'!, ni1 li.- 4
, hull of tin wiiithra.Ht iii.irtcr ! itoti i
; hihI tir oiiih hull of wip.n flvtj i.-j m
nurfli linlf of Mfiion rtuht -.. nil In lr
nhi- d. north of Uhiik fimriwn (H rml t(
i U llltiim-tir iiii-rnliiiri. t iimkr niul jjt iftx
; fr nu n v, m niti ouri ni iiuifv.1. t!- mm
; llir ilntitl In mh1 nation, Ih which i;.i I
r(iiirittr 1 niul I riMl hhiimt tr pit.
nil iiim! l.irn.- Ihittfi, ilnrtlm V ftoit, lwtr.
Il lliiil, J t Mr. Inn-, r-umh M Vr l:in-. u
AIlT, I. rtlj.h i..T. J11IU N U.-pi. 1 rt U
'ilv, J. M In tor ntiil J. F J-,iwrrn wh'
(ml. ui(-, to- it, fht nirn nf l"WkU. Intr
"t l(n-ntm from July I, l-rj, nt nu- t
iM-frMiii imt nuitiiiii Htni I.oii oidim rm
Mill ftt'tldi ami fs-NiftHtnl ilihtiriM'iiiruti tnrfn
tM-l, J hmvf thl liny i'vrl IZt
llUitf ! sITllRll Nllll on
Npttiirtlity thp vaI rtnv nf ltP4iiilir, IWj
ut ih? hour o( in m in., In Imnt ni tMwr
Iomim ii.ntr, tn th' iMty d( Th tn
ri'iilit' it l ul l.tlf, t wlh "11 ftnlit luruf at rjg
mm turn, t tin- tiiut hltiiit-r tlicrncr
T. A. W .1 no,
Hl.-rH? t,nt, . Mt(- j ftX!m.
m at." hi
SHERIFFS SALE.
Ii v vrl!ii.nt nil ".joiMitl n ant orltr ot ,
IiikI ..lit ill th ( IM IIlt Dllft Ol tlill'
ciriKuli 11 ir Vaeu ( 'mi lit v , ilwu r.
niiliri.iiit lin;ile. refill' red aii'l mlar-il m n
I nun im Ilia 1 .til iibv "I NiivmW, 1" :
Irt'. iir n( Itlullltllt. Itl oil' H"n V,.rJ
llni.e n- I'lnllillll ami Alinil Kiiirt l
i nrnllii" Ui'ini.l- wim. il.-li'iMliiiil-. '
hni-inl nml itiillicriil, ii.iiiiniii'illii iw' '
UI.IIII anil wh the uniiti- iin'im "Hel
but ttli'Os- ! el'""l In mil writ, anil hwiiiaiit ""
.. i . i l inn. nil llir llll naT in imvu.i-,, . -
tvaldtivistle license ailoV.s lillll tn keep rl , ,.,, M,,, ,. at iml.lir aurtlui
Ills iliMir open until eleven o clis-k. In
order not to lay himself om-ii to a pros
ecution by Ilarwen. therefore, the land
lonl. when the clock chimes ten. com
pels his customers to remove from tiie
Imrwen to ; ,n. swiildtvislie side of
the house ii'i'l -!o. -.-s the doors of the
early -elos:.' - ;i .r:
the landlor '. '
for voting ho'.i
his bed directly
line.
"i. It is stated by
he 'I'.ialities himself
. tou ii-.hips by lixing
over the boundary
m
ilffort and Ajttr.
Tbefinat EndlUh IlitniRiW.
rmptijr and parmammtljf
cura all forma of A'rntMi
IVttiknem.t.mluUmM. ttptrmr
otorrhea, l"potnry and aU
IflreUaf Ainu or IrctmM.
bora prMorlbrd mr HA
.ream Itl thmuaoiUor caani
la thacmJy HMtablmamd famr
wudUHns Imam. Aik
itniitlit for Wood' Phoaohoalnai If b oiTan
orn worthleaa mRtl-lnr In plaoo of tbla, harm bU
duaonatt store, Inoloaa pnra In latuir, ami
rewllltamd by rttirn mall. 1'rlce, ona parkAKn.
tlliU.S.".. On will plHue, aia tafll mm. I'ampU
let In plain aaalail nvaiopa, oimta piaiaae.
AOdreM Tht Wooa ( hamletl Co..
Ill WiMlwanlairciiue, Lwlnilt, tlwn.
folil In The lall hr Hiiiki'ley a. Il.iimo.n.
When on a visit to Iowh, Mr. K. Pul
ton of Luriiy, ICunaell county, Knti.,
called nt the laboratory of C'hainberliiin
& Co., I)e Moiuci, to alio them 1 1 a
ix-year-old boy, whose lite hud been
aved by Clinmlierlain', Cough Ilemedy,
it Ii living cured him of a very evere at
tack of croup. Mr. Halton in certain
that it aved bin Ijoy'a life nml i enthii
iantic in his jiraiie of the Kemcdy. For
ale by lilakeley A. Houghton.
!. ' .'J. rill: f. -...t. f VII. L Nil T L. V I ' ., . t
At ameeulile latiativv and N f.lt v 1, I U.N Ic.
rViht l,jr liMi.(Kil,ii,renl hv ICH.II fecluc,,
mt tlM) mt imi.uiiM-B. Hnmiili-i frwi
lTn CJlTi Tha f'nvorlta T0CT8 rOTIH
MkJ I J J for t.'io 'I wth aim breath, Xuo,
For lata by Nnlia, Koirraljr.
m
V-r-- '"S
hlulieat IiiiIJit. I.ir each III lialiil, nil
Motiilar. tlta Hth liar "f January.!
it .,'fl.a.i.' In thi. artariiiMitl Of ftil'll ihT
I run I il.H.t ot Hie County l fiurtliouar lr,
l lll In aM-ii utility. iriK'ill. nil '
ami t.raiiit-i tt.-wrllnl Itl Hill a Ul.
' All nt til,'K leu iin) III wltfit Inkn.rt:"
MlllUrv Ke...fnllim Ailillll'Ul I" '"'Jl
Wa-i-ii t utility, innmi. ami "rtml '
initial anil plnU ol unlit rill and aililllinn
i.r .,, itiiieli thare.il amill iitlo"-'"',
ti.iv in- urn oi nil hii'ti-'i
' in niii; in n il ii mil. t
ii'iiili-r l ltli. Is'Ai. IM'.ki ntlnoi'i i a
t.'.l.l.i poata 111 anlll lllll. tei'lll'r til"
iilil a-rlt anil aci'tuliiK tiMtaut !' ,,fl
T A " "
MiiTltt of Waai'i. County.""
Iiateit nt Imllea City, nr., 1 4.
SHERIFF S SALE
Ity vlrtm of hii px.Uim jj,
OrTfon lor Hhh-o ronutv, iiHn "JJJ,,!
mi it mi th I ttti itnv of NovfoW-1
fv..r f r.l..l..M1 t.. 'tit uht-rrlD.t i
front itoor of lite ( ottiity
cttv, In Yin-en ( utility, orettiin
un nr oi pin in on, in a. ami a ni . u,,
lilnlnllir. nml trunk l. I illl'-T":. ".
(Illi'-iil. W . t. Hunt anil W. H vr,,.
ili'l.'iiihiiil., unit tn me itirectot '
piillitiianilllil ma ii levy llm ,no 1
Iniula liii'litlntl.'il unit (i.erllail l " lh j,
her. 'Iiiii Iter ile-rllalt, I (llll. lT',
in."etiiia'r, i-M, fiiuv lew iipi-ii. "'" f jai
I mi, ne aiieimii, in inir niaii. -
II lllillll. oil ,,
, . I'"'
moilflllT, ilia run amy oa..-."-'
. . .ia dir. it1
at Jo elicit hi the nftoriiimn VT i',, iw '
i ..url iw- '
... I '.. '....,". ' .i.' ...V'-i' I., talil afltl"1'
r.ll.1 ,...-11,1-.- ..--.-, 1... ... -
th M'rltatl !! flllloHi., to-wlt. , jttt.
The nortliwpat iiniirh.r of Hectl';" ,'l,,i
hi 'liiHiialilp two Jl Miiiith. ei """" im
(111 r.at "f the W lllainelle iiaoni"'
milllllV. Iinroll. or an line ii '": . -a nil.' "
lillll l.'llt lolltllv lllPlllll "I ''" t V
li'reiil tliareoii at the rate "I I1" r.,,
iiiii amen Novemlatr lllli. '','.,, i,'i
liey . fn-a, null III l enaW hi ' " pMi
wiihp.wlaol aalil writ, ami JT.iKl'-
' Hlierlirof Wnnciil "I'li"'"
Kiit.il at Ditlli-x Clli, Or., Ih.4.
Executor's Notice to Credit
Nothi' li lii-reliv Klvetl Ul"',' " ' Vuiinl' '
nf the sttle of (iri-Kim l"r ,,ariv'
lllllv lliMlintnl tin- llliileramlieO - ,n i,f
the Uat Hill mill toalmiient "I ";',,.
ilwi-axil. All la-r l",vl"1 Ve,v IM
Un-f-liile n ,in1 ilrt-en.iil aie "' 7.r ym
to pr.-aciit tliein, with ""',! ",( hill U'1
within mil iimnllia from the ""',''' a.i.-i '-1
to in,l ctii'iitiir nt hi- il-" "',. (af
bnllea l Ity, in Mini rniiiily. (" "l
W, II. ll.oll, Itl arllil loillii" ' ,. f ta-a"'
mh mah. i,Uv:.r;
BlKhit thin latihiyoftiovenil'er'i
ti
n-
llelall
mil III in cry iniii. ' llirl.n,
i o
A'
KNTH makp ..( L i i,ff
nh'liill aier liivetit.it. '"', n'
1 1 t ut v ol" TO Oi:K W'KJ V
lllllaflllir tl
KM
, - v. ir
. . .' . i.i rv
Irani I II mi If II ine " "'
In BI"
tint lni'1'i.wiiri-. A I'-i- ...,.,! Iii r1
l-ltl...
i antiiM
h........ Iiitnra mnv
, ' i. r .lo
lllli mill Mum st
linrll
"
(a- 111
III""'
IN-1
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