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to his visitor, having, as b e th o u g h t,
duly im pressed him .
“ E xcuse me, s ir ,” the m an said,
“ h u t I ’m from the telephone com ­
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IX A H U R R Y
A som ew hat choleric gentlem an,
w hile w aiting for his train , entered
a b arb er’s shop to be shaved. T h e
barber was very deliberate in his
m ovem ents, and the slow m anner
in w hich he applied th e lath er got
upon the shavee’s nerves. A t last his
patience gave away and he roared
out:
“ H ere! for h eav en ’s sake hold th e
brush still and I ’ll w iggle m y h e a d .”
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T he m anager of a vaudeville house
was testin g th e abilities of a few c a n ­
didates for stage honors one day last
w eek, and th is is how he let down
one of the w ould-be funny men:
“ Y our songs w o n ’t do for me. I
c a n ’t allow’ any p rofanity in mv th e ­
a tre ,” said h e .
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