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About The united American : a magazine of good citizenchip. (Portland, Or.) 1923-1927 | View Entire Issue (Oct. 1, 1925)
OCTOBER 1925 THE UNITED AMERICAN with an application to those who? wrong their fellow men, yet, that is a pert analysis fitting a vast number of people. The man whom you could trust implicity yester day, who turns out a villain and a traitor today, furnishes a case in point. The soul-power that governed his life the day before probably snapped under the strain of the retrogressing process, the bending of the mind in the direction of the purely selfish and physical The Seeahtiks tribe, the anomaly in the Indian legend of man, is not apt to die out so long as the agencies of human retrogression are permitted to function and offer inducements to those of a peculiar mental weakness, noticeable in lust of money, lust of power, or lust of doubtful pleasures. Human attainments measured in a beautiful character may not be worth much to the world that has sacrificed that, and more, to accumulate material riches and to enjoy the fruits of unleashed passions, but the beautiful character is the edifice of the Gods where the Tamanaweis in the Indian lore, the soul power of man, has its eternal home. Fage Eleven government paper, which buys just as many loaves of bread and twice as many white poker chips as two one dollar bills. At a remote period it is probable that some gambler bet his last two dollars and lost. Any way, gamblers have a dread of two dollar bills. Still another objection to these so-called unlucky bills is their alleged resemblance to five dollar bills. Treasury officials meet this argument by declaring there is a closer resemblance between the one dollar and the five dollar bill. The restoration of the two dollar bill is said to be in the interest of greater economy for it is said that banishment of the two dollar bill cost the taxpayers one million dollars a year. The cost of each bill printed is 1 3-4 cents. Each additional two dollar bill would retire two one dollar bills. Under these circumstances the public may as well make up its mind to welcome Mr. two dollar Bill back in society. He’s coming. Treasury official have planned immediately to put sixty- five million new two dollar bills into circulation. The one dollar bill which, for some time has been the only twin-sister of the five dollar bill of smaller denomination is in consequence due to change place in public popularity with the banished two dollar bit of currency. WOODROW WILSON MEMORIAL TN THE little town of Valdosta, in Southern Georgia, 1 where the late President Woodrow Wilson spent “NARCYL” A NEW ANAESTHETIC his boyhood days and his young manhood, there will be p'THER AND CHLOROFORM as anaesthetics, with erected a unique memorial. This memorial will be in their unpleasent after-effects upon the patient, the form of a college, a school for young men which are beginning to lose their popularity in the surgeries, will cost five million dollars, part of which has already due to the superiority in rapid action and the elimina been subscribed and raised. tion of the serious after-effects found in a new Valdosta, Georgia, has a population of twelve preparation called “Narcyl.” “Narcyl” is made from thousand inhabitants and is situated on the main acetylene and oxygen gas and only the purest acetylene Georgian Highway, leading to Florida. The town gas is permitted in the new preparation which is itself is just seventeen miles from the Florida border being manufactured in Sweden. The finished product line. is being delivered in steel cylinders which are directly Among those who are giving particular attention connected to the appliances used. The new anaesthetic to making this Memorial possible are the close friends is pronounced by leading physicians to be far superior of the late President. in many respects to both ether and chloroform. There are to be twenty buildings. The gothic The dread of a surgical operation, superinduced style of architecture is to be used. Three hundred by the knowledge of the many fatal effects produced students from all parts of the United States, who can by the forms of anaesthetics now applied in the surgery pass the entrance requirements will be the maximum. rooms in the hospitals, will, by the introduction of Only an intellectually able student can be accommo “Narcyl,” pass from the minds of many people who dated within its gates. The subjects to be taught are rather suffer from an ailment generally pronounced literature and history, economics, principles of govern curable through a surgical operation, than face the ment, sociology, international relations. Languages alternative of taking a dose of ether or chloroform will be taught as a conversational and literary instru sufficient to produce unconsciousness for the duration ment, not as means toward commercial success. It of the period required by the surgeon performing the will be a nonsectarian institution. operation. Anyone having watched a loved one, even of a RESTORING THE BANISHED TWO DOLLAR BILL strong constitution, struggling through sub-conscious TV HEN THE government a little while back decided ness, against the disagreeable stuff being applied, and ” to put the two dollar currency bill out of business who subsequently has been watching the patient “com it did not figure on revoking the order and releasing ing out” of it in the sick-room after the operation, the bill again before it had been perceptibly withdrawn will give three cheers to the inventors of “Narcyl” as a means of exchange. an anaesthetic of pure oxygen and pure asethylene It isn’t commonly known that there is a bit of composition which quickly produces unconsciousness, superstitious tradition attached to this particular piece without forcing the patient to take a lot of nasty of currency, but as traditions are very persistent, the tasting poison with the possible dangerous effects upon new issue of crisp two dollar bills will probably share the heart. The “coming out” of “Narcyl” is equally in the reputation of their predecessors. rapid. In fact consciousness is restored at once when Nobody seems to know when or where the fear the appliances are removed, permitting the natural of ill luck first cast a blight over this modest bit of vitality of the patient to react at once against the effects