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8 Wednesday, October 7, 2020 The Nugget Newspaper, Sisters, Oregon Commentary... Adventures of a professional vagabond By Reecy Pontiff Correspondent Right now I should be playing Annie Oakley in the Rocky Mountains, or a bawdy wench in a Renaissance village 4 but instead of planning a future of the past, the pandemic has presently plunked me down in Sisters. I9m a professional vaga- bond who migrates between Jeep tours in Colorado and working on the Renaissance faire circuit in the eternal project that is my vintage Airstream. COVID has clipped my wings. I was born with wander- lust. At 18 I scored a pho- tojournalism gig at a local paper in the D.C. area, but the next year my itchy feet demanded a move to a min- iscule flat in Edinburgh, Scotland for six months with a friend I9d made on the bur- geoning internet. I flew home on September 26, 2001, an eerie time for international travel. After a stint back in Virginia as a bumbling apprentice mechanic, I enrolled in a B.A. program at a university in Australia 4 some kids go to college on the opposite coast; I opted for the opposite hemisphere. In our rural city, I was one of the weirdest weirdos around. I worked for a skydiving company and edited the uni- versity newspaper. 2.5 years later I left with the same two suitcases I9d brought, plus one degree and a short-lived marriage. Upon returning to the States I moved to L.A., where I couch-surfed and found a job scanning head- shots for an extras casting agency. I upgraded to recep- tionist/catch-all at a tiny non- fiction production company whose biggest claim-to-fame was <Buns of Steel= in the 990s. Thanks to some persis- tent networking I became assistant to the co-executive producer of Jimmy Kimmel Live, a welcoming work environment blissfully free of the usual Hollywood scream- ing. Yes, I met Jimmy and some other celebrities. Ask me sometimes about being handler for Elliot Gould, Jason Alexander and Danny Devito. Later I worked as an historical researcher for History and Discovery chan- nel shows. In 2008 the economy bombed and the TV jobs dried up. Four months, 60 applications, and zero job offers later I decided I9d rather tend bar in New Orleans than La-La Land. I sold everything that wouldn9t fit in my sedan and rode away from the Sunset. I lucked into a dank base- ment room at an artists9 flop- house in a crumbling ante- bellum mansion next to the I-10 overpass. It took me a nail-bitten month to find a job in the French Quarter at a microscopic absinthe bar nestled next to St. Louis Cathedral. New Orleans became one of my artistic homes. Gigs emceeing and performing smutty songs in the blossom- ing neo-burlesque scene fell MEAT S, GAME ALASKAN SEAFOOD CHEESES SANDWICHES BEER, WINE, CIDER into my lap with regularity. I recorded my first album, <The Fabulous Sideshow Apocalypse= and promptly switched from guitar to uku- lele, still my professional weapon of choice. Under the sponsorship of a local bicy- cle tour company I wrote the first bike tour of the Lower Ninth Ward. The seasonal nature of my work allowed me to spend a summer play- ing music on the streets of Berlin, Germany. Back in New Orleans, our downstairs neighbor was murdered while we enter- tained guests. Soon after I fled the city. A long and rambling road trip led me to Montana, where I shacked up with a narcissistic mountain man on his beautiful off-grid home- stead for seven months. The emotional pain was almost as concentrated as the list of skills this city girl acquired there: shooting, gardening, butchering, canning, tractor operation. The off-roading experience would become a profession when I moved to Colorado Springs for the next few years and found a job giving Jeep tours gussied up like a vintage cowgirl. After Tetrising all of my belongings into a car for so long I began to ponder trailer life. I hunted for vin- tage campers until a fellow vagabond offered to sell me her beat-up but liveable 1976 Airstream Argosy. I found myself in Phoenix, Arizona, where their Renaissance festival was about to begin. I was offered work selling art for a printmaker who specializes in forgeries of Albrech Dürer pieces and this would have been my third season work- ing for her across the coun- try. I9ve also put up my own stage act of original bawdy tunes on the circuit as well. Last summer I returned to the Rocky Mountains to profes- sionally hoot it up in a Jeep. My annual schedule was solidifying and I9d hoped to repeat it in 2020. I first heard about a virus decimating Wuhan, China, from a shabby hotel room in Zimbabwe during a five- week odyssey through south- ern Africa. Fifteen days later I scurried down the East Coast to play two weekends of smutty songs at a faire near Miami, then swung through New Orleans for Mardi Gras on the way to the next festival near Austin, Texas. It wasn9t until that faire was shut down by the county after our third weekend that I realized the severity of the Now hiring part-time EXECUTIVE DIRECTOR Job description at Citizens4Community.com BANR ENTERPRISES, LLC Residential & Commercial Contractor BANR can help you from clearing to concrete… demolition to design. OUR DINING ROOM IS NOW OPEN! Sun-Thurs 11-9 • Fri-Sat 11-9:30 Menu at SistersSaloon.net 110 S. SPRUCE ST. | 541-719-1186 541-549-RIBS | 190 E. Cascade Ave. COVID crisis. I returned to Virginia and podded up with some select friends and family for a couple of months until I saw that my livelihoods were likely on hold through at least the end of the year. 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