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Wednesday, July 10, 2019 The Nugget Newspaper, Sisters, Oregon The Bunkhouse Chronicle Craig Rullman Columnist The Glory of Damascus The new American pen- chant for tribalism isn9t doing us any favors. That was on full display at the most recent Democrat presidential debates, where candidates pandered vigor- ously to their various tribes by promising virtually any- thing they could think of 4 from healthcare to college educations 4 for free. The idea that Bernie Sanders, who is still combing his hair with a balloon, and whose pandering is delivered in language taken directly from the All Soviet Congress of 1917, is even on the dais as a candidate should prob- ably cause every thinking American to cringe. But mostly we don9t. Many millions actually celebrate Sanders9 breath- less promises to the groan- ing proletariat, despite the historical evidence which clearly predicts the result of his favorite policies: inveter- ate poverty for all but a very select few 4 an elite cadre of policy wonks whose work in government insulates them from the worst results of their own policies, while simultaneously enriching them. Naturally, Sanders, who is a multi-millionaire, won9t apologize for his own con- siderable wealth, but vig- orously insists that others should, and has a plan to both take their money and humiliate them for having it in the first place. This theme, and its many subtle variations, seems to domi- nate the policy thinking of the Democrat candidates for president. The tilt toward tribalism is driven, at least in part, by hyper-partisan television punditry and the resulting phenomenon of univer- sally bad candidates for high office. It9s also linked to the identity craze, which is that weird insistence on the narrowest claims of one9s personal identity over debate and compromise. It9s a mindset that ultimately serves only to disrupt our ability to negotiate reason- able solutions because that identity claim is sacrosanct, and the result is a populace and a government in perpet- ual partisan gridlock. Most ironically, falling hard into this identity trap earns one the title of being <woke,= which is bandied about with suspiciously religious fervor, particu- larly on college campuses where Western civilization BOOK YOUR FREE INTRO SESSION TODAY! Memberships CrossFit starting at Weightlifting $39/month! Cardio • Powerlifting g Barre • Yoga • Pilates Sauna • Strongman Bodybuilding Call 541-699-7800 or email coach@level5fi t.com www.level5fi t.com | Located in Ray’s Shopping Center 24 HR. ACCESS! is routinely derided and the promise of America is no longer measured by its many successes, but rather by its flaws 4 both real and imagined. Many of the candidates at the debate weren9t con- tent to offer Americans, who should know better, lots of free stuff. Many of them think it is a good idea to offer free stuff to all of Latin America too, providing an irresistible enticement for many millions 4 living in the abject poverty of their own countries 4 to pack up their kids and make the long walk north where, they are promised, they will get free everything. But all of that free stuff has to be paid for by some- one, which many millions of American voters seem to forget in their zeal to see student loan debts forgiven, universal healthcare, or any number of the other <free= ideas floating around in politics. The irony here, of course, is that they will offer these cheesecakes for free, no matter what they actually cost. Afghanistan is a good place to look when investi- gating the end result of the tribal mind. It is among the poorest nations on earth and, after 18 years of pouring our blood and treasure into the rock pile, America will soon be pulling out, having accomplished nothing. The Taliban who were in charge HAVE A STORY IDEA FOR when we invaded will be back in charge, throwing acid on little girls learning to read, executing women for exposing their ankles, destroying world heritage sites with howitzers, and the long slide back to the 7th century will begin anew for its perpetually hapless citizens. And for an exclamation point, which they hardly need, the Taliban continue launching car bomb attacks in Kabul, killing dozens at a time, even as we negotiate our way out of the country, bloodied and degraded by the experience. But at least they will still have their tribes. The recent debates, and I9m certain it will be true of all them to follow, reminded me of a memorable scene from the movie masterpiece <Lawrence of Arabia.= T.E. Lawrence, of course, had done a considerable job of uniting the various Arab tribes to make the march on Damascus, where they might finally create an Arab entity out of the remnants of European occupation and colonization at the end of World War I. Having gathered the many tribes to begin their negotiations, Lawrence was faced with bedlam 4 chief- tains arguing with chief- tains, angry camel herders storming across tables to yell at each other, heap- ing insult upon insult, even doormen reaching for their swords, all in an effort to insist on the natural rights of their own tribe. 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