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About Tillamook headlight. (Tillamook, Or.) 1888-1934 | View Entire Issue (Oct. 14, 1897)
WEEKLY HEADLIGHT notice BILL NYE’S BET. HI5 Dog Waft fi Cur, but He Backed It Against ths Bulger. Yenraogo, when Bill Nye was rtinnfn an afternoon r.ov. ; qier I 1 L'train io, Wy 1 went over from t in yenn.i eno day t > pay him a visit. He ww h:ir I at work in his office, which was up stairs ever u livery ■to bio, u fact that caused him to live in mortal dread of bay fever. As soon ua I wont in ho rtld. “Fit down there and writ« some thing to help v: » r •. the paper out, and v.e will get off quicker and have some f::n with the boys.” “What shall I vrri*e about?” “Oh, 'bout a c ;lu:nn. ” So I wrote about a column, hu.vL.l *t “About a Column,” ar.d commented on columns. In a little while we were out and Nyo led the way ton place where a man kept ull sorts of ¿porting arrangements. While we were there a man came in with a live eagle he proposed to pit against- »ho proprietor’s Iwst bird. Tho old sport took him up at once and the Roman nosed bird of freedom was thrown in with a healthy looking chicken that wonld have fought a buzzsaw. The rooster made a dab at the eagle, and that “fo rce gray bird with a bending beak” and an unwarranted repu tation for gamene a ignominiously, in- glorlously and incontinently fled and hid under a chair, where ho looked out in a piteous sort of way and as good as said: “Take him off. I want to go home.” Among the other things this man of sport had was a badger that he w s pre pared to buck for large sums c:i tho state ment that no dog could take the boast out of a barrel that lay lengthv.i.je on the floor with one head knocked out. I had won dered why it w-s that Nye had been coax ing an “ornary” looking cur to follow 11s, und now tl>e problem wirs about to be solved. Nye made a bet that he had a dog that would take the badger out of the barrel. Tho money was "put up” and Nye caught that dog by the "nape of the neck und sentof his breech« s,” fo to speak, and threw him into tho barrel, tail fore most. The badger nabbed the dog by one ham and the dog went rii/ht, a way from there like a blue streak, taking tho badger with him. The last that was ever seen of that dog, or badger 1 it her, both were go ing toward the North I’latte river, tho dog making the best time he ever had made and the badger hnngo.g straight out lx«- hind, a close second. Nve won.—Will Lightfoot Visschtr in Chicago Times Her ald. an indisputable fact, you may search this county with a lighted can't te, and coat find another store where can buy so cheap as at the Z/’.s' Racket Store. If You ivant anything in the line ot Tinware,Notions, Stationery School Supplies, etc, come to Elie Racket Store Expert Cooks Claim that ROYAL CREAM FLOUR IS TH ZE BEST \A/a ara Belling more of this kind than all □fher brands Combinati. Try it and Ihn will be convinced. (! & Stokes;, Astoria, Oregon. Do you want to J* P.ALLÏÏK PROP your First Class Accommodations at a Second Class Rate.^-^^^^- — town lot’or timber claim or any jtlierh 111 proved or unimproved real estate? If so you want to put it into Hie bands of some one who will ad vertise and try to sell it, I have just opened in this city a thorough ly equipped Oirioet | ! j Best Meals in the City. TU.LAMOOK, .OltCCCb lu Wilson River and T- C. Not Afraid. “Do you b(’« eve in fill this talk about kissing being dangerous?” he asked. “Well,” she replied thoughtfully, “I fiUppoHe there must bo some foundation for It. ' “Really?’’ “I find it difficult to reach any other conclusion, but,” she added hastily, “I al- ways have bad tho reputation of being a very fearless girl. ” Naturally he felt that it van no more than right that ho should put this suite- meat to tho test.—Chl< igo l’ust. M c N amer , P rop . Tillamook Stage E mmet Q uick , D river . Leaves Forest Grove, 6 A- M., Sunday e, Tueadny g mid Thnrgdayt Leaves Tillamook, 6 A.M., Monday», Wednesdays & Fridays. - - FARE, 4 DOLLARS And am now prepared Jto tran TRIP IN TEN HOURS Connects With 4 P. M. Train at Forest Grove. sact, all business usually connected Piuest Fishlug In Oregon Along thc Wilson River and it, Tributariee, Giant Tree«, Beauti with such offices. ful Scenery, University Fails and Good Accomodation*. I expect to make a specialty of the sale ofTillamook County «airy Lands and for that purpose will advertise extensively in eastern papers. If you have any land, fer sale now is the time to bring it in anil list it. If you want to buy or trade for real estate, if you have property you desire attented to in your ab sence, or any other business in the A lways has on hand real estate line you are respect FRESH BREAD, PIES AND CAKES fully invited to come and see me A lso a complete line of * IIBHI i ■ AND RESTAURANT A Man of Principles. “Tell me, old boy, why don't you pay your debts. Fixed as you uro now it ought to lie easy tor you to give some Nutisluc- tlon to your cred I lorn.” ‘‘Well, you sec, 1 am a man of jirincl- pies. If I should pay now, tb< y would ex tend now credit to meat once, und sooner or later, they would ruin mo utter ly.”— Moscow Fell lit. A great man, people »re iind -r the impi.r 1 bio,:» Hi t the count, court must keep printed notice. o:t bridge, warning the public Hull it is law full to ride ord, ive over Midi btidiie- «1 a preatta »peed than » walk. 11.1« ¡’ 'lol Uta ca.e, bill it appearing that it •“ >h'' practice o. quite a nil uber of our citlieu» to ride and drive : over tlie t idge. of the county at an unlawful raleofapeed, I will < it. Ibeui to li e follow ing re. liou of the otegoti Statue that they may take warring nnd keep out of trouble. i bee. 17,2 tends as follows: i n\ ,j ei -o! si all willfully rWe or drh <v<r cij | i.tlic biidge williin tl.is ft.le t I ! greiiter speed than a walk, or sin !l drive at all} ' «me time more than 20 heud of cattle, horses c : in« les over any such bri«!gc. such person upo« ’ conviction thereof before any iustice of >b i ' peace or other c.u. t of competent juiisdict'c n shall be punished by a fine not kss thi.11 ten, I nor more than 01 e hundred dollars. W. W Conder Co. Judge For further information apply at the r* • Headlight Office I At the Itijtit Nhop. “I kein in to get a litt!« light froin yon on tho financial qucwtloii,” zaid the v Hi Lor will) thc diHorganlzcd beurd. “You «uroly havu coiue to the right «hop,” Riild the ccMtor of The Kxrode Ga zette. “If tlu ro iü unything on eartli I am Bght on, it i i flimncefl. ”—Typographic.il Journal. I D. DeK. Bowman, Tillamook, Ore. TILLAMOOK. Canned, Fruits, Nuts, Cigars, Tobacco and Stationery, IE ©st INJZesils in. tlxe Citv. T ON^ORIAL -h D a RLO^ •••••••• 1 •••••• Reduced Fares! LunchHB tram ID Gents up. Wm Knoeil, Prop. ¿toiirtc gintier, Shaving, Hair Cutting and all Tonsorial Work Done la the Latest Style of the Art. In New York. Chief of Police—Got on tlx» track of those thieves yet? Dvtcctho—Can’t find a clow. Chief of Police—Thon you’d la tter go ooDKolt with the ncwHpn|M*r reporters and see what they've got. — Philadelphia North American. Shaving. Hair Cutting 15 CtS. «5 ctt. Next Door to Post Office, Razors Honed on Short Notice Tillamook I Astoria and Tillamook Nothlntf •<» Fear. Mdy—Lltt’-i boy. isn't that your moth er (-ailing you? Little Boy—Ves’in. ” Why don’t you answt r h« r, then?” •‘Pop’s away.”—Yellow Kl l Magazine. Worry Wut I nneccssory. GO to — JONES BROS. Livery ¡Stifle when you want -------Will Run i'he------ A Nice Rig and A Good Safe Team Steamer W. H. Harrison, or R. F. Elmore, Will make trips every five days, the weather permitting, between Astoria and Tillamook City cairying ft eight and | «akenge-s. ELMORE, SANBORN A Co., A»tori*, or COHN & CO., Tillamook, Agt*. KEEP YOUR BOWELS STRONG ALL SUMMER I ANDY CATHARTIC Wife Of III» iloRoin—Jainm, I hear bur glars at your oath lx»i •hi io vs—All ri'.m'dvar, nothing th< re paid your (iHNMtiinkvr'N bill yesterday.— Ally Hloper'a. that you can drive with com fort and enjoyment. Our patrons will find every, thing in first class shapo and our prices reasonable. JONES BROS. ‘E’urnirure Store andgss- -^BOabinet Shoo. -------- Keeps on Hand a Complete Stock of-------- - furniture, Matting. Wall Paper, Window Shades am Floor Oil Cloth. All Kinds of Cabinet work Turning- Scroll sawing etc. etc. done on short notice. Screen doors and Windows made to Order. ONE GIVES RELIEF. Don’t Spend a Dollar for Medicine CURI CONSTIPATION Where Ignorance Is III la«. She—Who was It that an Id, “Thert's no ■uoh word ns fall?” He—Oh, 1 don’t know; aoine smart Aleck who never tried to open a car win dow, I siipjxwm.—Yonkers Stutvaninn. 25 ♦ SO* until you have tried DRUGGISTS Those Cruel Girls. Minnie—It is Just possible that 1 may marry him, but 1 tint afraid It wns my money that n Urac tod him. Helm—Tlierv! I knew there must be something I—Boston Transcript. OTJ2EÒ CLUBEIKG LIST X Ä.I LxJinjPj.xri A'n>»‘ G‘m Vviy vVith O> H«i111jM-Frisai nevjr __________ Before to our Subacriber*. Doubla. Quote “Pa|»n, how do the |wple In the weath The followiiig imnie<l psper. wil) b~ clul.U-.l with the II kaih . ic . iit at the rate. er bureau find out what kind of weather given in the right liiin.l ix.liiiini of ligule«. . The figure* on the left show (he price we am g«Utig to ha v?” ■ d the pilMiabera of the viiiiou. lutltat«. Tlx w are i-m-b price* “I didn’t know that they did. my son.” ♦ 1 AO “ I -■ begonia 11................. . and II k tni.iriHT. t i oe —Yonkers SCatmmaii. >> 1 M Examiner....... 25 tt .. ml 1 50 (’nil ............. ............... Fashion*« Folly. ,, 1 00 IM toil Free Piesa 2 001 I knew a maiden fair and sweet (* 1 IX) Toledo Dhole ......... . 2 m Whom I had loved f>»r yenra. 1 00 st Louis Globe iMniociat (semi-weekly 1» . 2 (W At lost on«* <lay 1 told her this, >3 IX) Inter Ocean ......................................... 1 Ahh< ugh with many fears. 1 7R * 1 O.i New York Tribune 1 75 »» At flrvt «he did not say a word. 1 00 Clneinnnti Enquirer ........................ 1 75 »» Then tn a pleasant way 3 (X) Scientific American........................... ' . 4 W »» Rhe looked imiti« the «nd Müd, I 00 Cosmo|Mditan......................................... .. 2 00 "It U a pleamnl day.” »» I 00 Hoard's Dairyman .......... .............. . 2 OO Rhe had n< t heard a «ingle word, We can give you «nine very fav.irable rombinatione of aererai paper* if you Mio's told V r dnee with tear* a tali more than tax. Tin-.,- r.rtea may be withdrawn any time. ..... .. nr, She wore K r hair. as *»n • girls will. 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IO Sprue* St., New York, and they will b« »ent to yoa by mail; or ÄLCt2°.nVU ’"JT1?’ for «’ The chances are ten to one that Ripa« Tabule, are the very medicine you need.