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About The Evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942 | View Entire Issue (May 26, 1915)
WKII.NKHIMV, MAVaai.... r AQK TWO THE EVENING HERALD. KLAMATH FALLS, OREGON f- HerjtfsCUssfcuAdvs. HELP WANTED WANTKD At once, young girl to wait on Ublts at the City Reatau rant 21-tt The Evening Herald W. O. HMITH Kdllor Publlthed dally except Sunday by Tbe Herald Publishing Company of Klamath Falls, at 116 Fourth Stroat. WOMAN or girl wanted to do genaral housework; good wages. Box 461 24-2 1 SITUATION WANTED YOUNG man, stenographer and book keeper, wants position, or can take work home. Phone 135J. 2?tf FOR SALE FENCE POSTS Price on fence posts will be advanced on June 10. Bet ter get yours bofore the raise. Louis Robin. 20-6t FOR RENT FUKNISHKD APARTMENTS at the Oregon House. 10-tf ROOMS Reasonable; 238 3rd St.; hot and cold water; outside door onto porch; beautiful view. 20-6t Entered at the postofflce at Klam ath Falls, Oregon, for transudation through the malts as second-class matter. Subscription terms by mall to any address In the United States: One year s . 15.00 One month SO KLAMATH FA LI A OREGON WKDXKSOaY, MAY SHI U IS Some Postoffice Criticism From a Man Who jsjtoictly "Inside" Assistant Treasury Secretary Gives Out the Information That Nearly Five Thousand Government Employes Must Take Eight Days Off for Lack of Salary Funds H- 1IUUTO.V K. STAN DISH (Written for the United Press) AND STOP AT KLAMATH FALLS mud hlKher salailes In tho public money out of llu public lieuxury. 'ImlldhiK depnitnient anil that over I So It happens (hut town of letn 'met has ordered the construction of I than l.uutt population, with postal ' ibulldliiRH that ought never have been eoelpts of less than $.".000 a jealj built. It la thlnkluR of the waste of'nnd able to rout suitable nuartorH ... . . . . m . - .v .... t. ... r. mm . ik. ! money In tills respect tuui nuiHes met tor juhmmi n ji-iu, h.i , e- 1IOY SEES IX WAR A DISTINCT ADYAXTAGE 1 LOST AND FOUND LOST One sorrel horse branded with circle on left shoulder, 12 yeara old; weighs about 1400; 16 v hands high. Notify Henry Bagby, Klamath Falls, and receive reward. S4-3t MISCELLANEOUS BRAND NEW "Perfection" adjust able dress form for sale at a bargain. Owner leaving city. See Herald. 24tf Subscribe for the Herald, tents a month. PROFESSIONAL CARDS CITY AND COUNTY ABSTRACT COMPANY AHMTRAOT8 INSURANCE Humbert Oregoe Associativa Title Mm N THE Juno American Magazine Ernest E. Poole, writing an Inter esting article entitled "The Theater of War," quotes as follows a 16-ycar-old soldier who, although Injured and In a- hospital, finds war a distinct personal advantage: " 'You see, war is very good for me. In war you can get promoted fast. In my military school they would have kept me working years, but as soon as the war broko out I ran away from school with my friend. He was only 15 and three months. Wo heard troops marching by nt night .and all the boys got crazy. All sat up in bed and talked, but all but us were, afraid to go. We climbed from our windows out on the roof. It was night and nobody saw us. We slid down a nine to the eround and "yriin tr iha M.iil finil lilil In n tmsh And when some more troops came by in tbe dark wo fell in and marched along and so at Inst we got down into France. My friend is now an officer. He writes me he Is very glad. You see in tbe army peace promotion Is very slow you must wait for offi cers to die. But In war they get killed by thousands.' " WASHINGTON, 1). C. May 2i5. "Kegardless of politics," said Assls tunt Secretary of the Treasury Byron It. Newton and he grinned when he ' am it. ror no Knew us punk pon- m ,,.,,,. ,mv of l0 womc wj, scrub 'jr.o.uon or so for tics he's playing "regardless of poll- nll, ,,,.. lliw,11m1..w i th.. varluiw the unUeeii of tin tics, the way this country of ours builds Its postolllces Is absolutely Indefensible." EARL WH1TLOCK UNDERTAKER EMBALMER County Coroner ConipMe Fuaeral Furalsblags Phomf 41 6th and Pile WHO KNOWS? f"ANTE was born In May, 12C5 mJ A.D. 650 yearsuKO. He wrote hi CHARLES L WELLS Osteopath Physician Suite 18-10 White Building Hours 9 to 12; 1:30 to 5 Phone 06 Plwbag and finsmkuing We Do tbe Work Just Right Tank work of all kinds FADE, PINGEL ft LORENZ Cor eth ft Klamath Phoae 216 Klamath Transfer Co. 610 Mala Street Call us for moving coats, pianos, household furniture, or any kind of local team or truck work. Phone 298-J Argraves Hotel Furnished rooms with bath Rates transclents 50c to 11.00; by week, $2.50 and up. Second St., Iter. Main and Pine an allegorical storyvdescriblng his Journey through "Hell," "Purgatory" and "Paradise." The world has waited a long time, but nearly all Europe is just now passing through something very like hell and purgatory, but paradise seems to be a long way off for those en route. If European civilization as represented today in "Enlightened" Europe can offer any reasons why it should exist, they will be welcome to a listening world. Milton wrote, "long is the way and daTk that out of hell leads up to light." But looking out on the European world, the light does not much Improve matters. But who knows? Infinite justice grew weary of tbe prayers that were constantly rising from our country for freedom, and so at last caused great armies to bo set In array, and the clouds were never lifted from our sky until 400,000 of the bravest and best of our people were dead, every home made a house of mourning, and half the land made a wreck. Then when the people could dry their eyes enough to see and com pose their mind enough to think, it suddenly came to them that the Infi nite had grown weary of the institu tion of human slavery, and that inas much as It was a mighty wrong, that wrong had to be expiated through suffering. Who knows but that tho same Inex orable Judge is tired of kingly rule, wearying of hoaring a weak mortal proclaim a divine right to rule other mortals, and baa determined that man shall at last be free? And hence the present cataclysm. Goodwin's Weekly. . . ... ..... ....!. i ... ...,..,!!.... ..!,.. I sore wnen I nave to siasu imo me iiiopnmrii im .,iim "' ....... a building. Anil ; handsome stone cities of tho Pulled States." ledlllce so obtained eosls the depart-; Newton Iiuh been making some-' niont a great ileal more than the lent , thlni; of a record as a scrapper since formerly paid The former newspaperman, whose m, ,c, Ottlco e l bucking up "It's hard to see an business' present job places him In chargo of !lBi,lnst a game that nobody has ever Judgment back of such a policy," tho public building program, didn't Jot beaten, but It may he said that silTl Newton. "Wo plant beautiful, grin much during tho Interview. 'i,Miy ,n,.r put a bigger dent In It buildings amid the sagebrush and Most otthe tlmo bo was mad ami than he has. along mountain trails, when there! did not take pains to conceal It. Tbe Time and again he has succeeded Is no business to Justify their exist reason for this was that he had Just n cutting the cost of public build- once, and a howl goes up If this de-, completed the dlsagreeablo tank of KS enough to save his salary and p.irtment tries to save money In Un ordering 4,753 employes to take eight ,,0 salary of his olllce force. Al- construction. days off without pay before Juno 30. rwlM-y u s figured he saved his own "I am not saying that eveiy piwt-i "A big -part of these employes aro four years' salary half a hundred olllce building appropriation Is with-; charwomen and janitors," ho sold, times over. Ills method has been out excuse. .Many cltle-i. particularly ' "Tint women get $320 a year, the simply that of letting contracts for some of the larger cities, are actually ( janitors, $G60. They can not afford smaller sums than the appropriations ciamped for room, having to take to lose eight days pay. Hut what are, of Congress provided whenover It .care of many federal departments In ' ..., nnlni, . . .!.? 1 . It n tnn .l, ............ I ..I...... !... iid f.r.f.,1 n ll II I 1,1 1 ,1 l- tl ,1 il 1 1 Iflll 111 ill,, III iwt II 111 I II flllll IlllV-' exact estimate of tbe amount of could be had for the lesser amount. Ing a rapidly Increasing volume of money needed for salaries. Congress This has not made him friends business. I appropriated just 1150,000 less than among the Congressmen. And, of "Hut so long as the piluriple Is. Is needed. Tho law forbids our course. Its rotten politics. The Con-! 'You vote a potloltlro for Stiiueduuk creating a deficiency makes It a gressmen, many of them, in turn, are In m.v dlstilct anil I'll vote one for penal offense. In fact nll wo can do somewhat helpless. They feel 'the Ptinkln Center'; there's small hope Is to take eight days work away clamor from home for new postolllces; of economy I would lllt to see a 1 from every employe, in tho depart-'every town wants a lino stone post- photograph of tho man that Invented' ment. officii building and they are apt to the game and I'd like a lot better "Every Congress that has met, 'judge their Congressman's statcman-j to shake hands with the man that will I probably, has urged moro employes ship by his ability to squeeze tliei break It up " Commerce, and tho oversight will be quickly rectified. THE DEATH of Mrs. Stuyvesant Fish takes one of the biggest from the "social swim." A. A. FRANZKE. Chautauqua Lecturer DULL SPMG, m HEADACHE Dr. iJMMt' Isadsca Powdars n. Htf at oao 10 Mat a Tw .'. Scattered Shots . AND WE HAVE with us again, the Struw Hat Brigade. -i MEMORIAL PLANS BEING OUTLINED BY COMMITTEES!: 'lODAY'N ODDEST STORY (Continued from Page 1) program early, that all persons con corned may have an approximate Idea of what Is desired, and especially so that nil orders nnd societies may hnvo time for preparation for participation. Tho following exorcises will begin at 2:30 in tho park If tho weather' permits, and otherwise at Houston's opera heuse: Selection Military Hand Pulled Press Service 1IEDOIT, Wis., May 2fi It's South llrlolt, Wis , actually, according to (Irauville I), Jones, a regent of tho I'nlverslty of Wisconsin. Jones was a member of the ! surveying crow which did the work of the United States const 4 and goedotlc survey In Wlscon- Invocation Hev. E. C. Richards Quartet, "Hravn Hearts Forever Still" J. II. Mason, (leorgo J. Walton, O. A. Wlrtz, C. I. Hall "Lincoln's fiettysburg Address' i: ; uimries doit . sin from lS?.r. to 1SU0. When Wisconsin was made u stnlo In 1 H 4 S, the Wisconsin-Illinois boundary was llxrd a half mile north of latitude 12 degress and 30 minutes north., Tho sur vey established the fact, accord ing to Jones, that tho lino which has been accepted as tbe boun dary for over a quarter of n cen tury was anything but straight, and at llclolt It was fully half n tulle north of the actual bouu dary. If Jones Is right, .South llclolt should bo in Wisconsin terri tory. It Is highly Improbable nere is a lecturer who has fired the soul of many audiences. He Is called Solo (by request), "Tender nnd True" however, that any attempt shall ' "" un J- umwnit, be ,u to have the present line Lessons in American Patriotism.. . changed W. A. DelzellL I " ! :! i I :! rue kittle uiant." lie is virile anu .cwim iianana rneir iiravcs" 4 4) 4 fascinating; a young man who has Memorial Address . Hon. C. M. Onelll climbed far In n few years. Franzke I "America" Audlonce, J. H. Mason I will be heard here. Hear him without j leader A machine especially equipped to toU- Closing Prayer and Hcnedlctlon. . I wnHl' carnet8. ' ' Klamath Falls i.i.i. a r ir....i.... I Steam Laundry. 5-1-tf STRANGE FARM PRODUCTS i Kl(lcr s- n- Harlan i:HIHITKD AT THE FAIR! SAGE TEA DANDY TO DARKEN HAIR THE DIFFERENCE between the genius and the crank is that tho for mer makes a little pile out or his Inventions. take a Dr. James Headache aid i lust a fw momanta head aLwn aid all neuralgia and M raiMam. It's the nulekeit d Mtfi nlief for beadaebe, whether ML ttrakUaw, tplittug or nerve nmrng. 8mm aoaMone to tbe drag MM aid get ft diaw pailriife bow. 9BR.ierlif-U'a ao mmUsh. Be Mt Dr. Jaamae' HtAh gwrdwe tbu litre will to no disap- THE KIND OF close friend we all dislike Is tho one who closes up when tapped for a loan. PERHAPS THIS war zone mishap the Nebraska Is Germany's reply to the Wilson note. DON'T FEEL slighted If tho expo sition fund solicitors fall to call on you at once. Call up tbe Chamber of United Press Service SAN FRANCISCO, May 2C His tnrlans today were Interested In the ! queer crops from James Ucllwood's farm in Virginia, which were on ex hibition at tho Penama'-Paclflc Expo-' sttion. The products of this farm included several score Indian flint j v ..... , , . . You can turn gray, faded balr arrowheads a round shot fired from b.autfu ark he guns of the Merrima a three-1, , Inch soft nosed shell hurled by a L f w Confederate cannon and Imbedded lBnlr Homeydy "JJ H "u an oak tree, and several bayonet. Mlnlona of hn,.. , t. .. nt. -mn. sabres and bullets. Before George 'Saeo Teft Tttp.na Brm pftM ., WnahtnD'Inn woa linrn Imtlona nnrl '' settlers fought a battle on tho sito of Hollwoood's far-m henco the ar rowheads, and in 18G4 the battle of Urowry's Bluff, waged there, caused the deposit of other missies. Num erous skulls und bonos were also turned up by Bellwood'u plow, but these were burled again In deeper graves than the shallow trenches In which they first reposed. , Utters used by tho Netherlands ninny are made of straw and are pro vided with straw blankets so they can bo used as beds. Learn to Run a Launch TELFORD & SON Will rent you n launch, and tearli you to run It says a well known druggist here, be' cause it darkens the hair so naturally and evenly that no one can tell It baa been applied. Those whose balr Is turning gray, becoming faded, dry, scraggly and thin, have a surprise awaiting them, because after one or two application tbo gray hair vanishes and your locks become luxuriantly dark and beauti ful all dandruff goes, scalp itching and falling balr stops. This la the age of youth. Oray halred, unattractive folks aren't wanted around, so get busy wltb Wyeth'a Sage and Sulphur tonight, and you'll be delighted wltb your dark, handsome balr and your youth ful appearance within a few days. (Paid Advertisement) . IMWMAyiwwv EXPERIENCE Consider This When Selecting Your Optician Mr. Winters lias had aeven I f-ii year of eH'ricncc, barked by NM'clal college training in optical work. You get Ills entire k-i'hoiuiI attention from the time your c)es are eYainhK'il until he ml. Justs Hid Mulshed uIiihncn to your eyes. This ihtnoiiu utten. tlon by mi experlcnci'd optician is surely worth your considera tion vvlien M-lectlng your optl. linn. t H. J. WINTERS 635 Main Street rArVWrrVMrArArArMMWVWWWWV To the People of Klamath County and Tovist Spink s Camp oh Spring Creek l now oen In Hie public for IMilug and eauipluu for th,, 1 11 1.1, on Spring Creek nnd WIIHiiiiinoii River, ' wl"0n Tho recent agitation regarding lulling In tin, ln,au (l,untry eilu.n of while doen not affeel my ilglilt mill M, right i " In Spilog Cii-ek. own oiiottnlr mile tirek froutaue hIhh " I xheiiui, vvlileli exli'iidi n ImHIi nldex of tin. Minim, ''' To all I evliiiil Hie Invitation In mine In Npilug ('nek i the lllicti liiMH IInIiIuk to tie found In Klauuitli. it.n:s, f.MMi pi:r day. .iioiiiiiiiiii if-m mi irniii in i imioiiiim, lloiiu ami ..iiihii,, i in.' line. rnjuy 'MHH A BOOK OF INTEREST I'u all especially vouui; mat lied lull,. Is tho Savings II.hiK llouK Itiail It over often Every lime von lead II .voilil llli'l soiuelhliiK in v .uliliil to II which N or mine interest Let us start im with nil of our lutuKs We will be l.lnil to do It. FIRST STATE SAVINGS BANK KLAMATH KAI.LS ORKC.ON m KIDNEY PLASTERS .ie evoileiil for vvcnk or Inliie baik. W rii'ouiiiiend the t.ll. S. Kjdney PlnMer. They to-l only li.le. TIIV flMl. (jnderwoo(Ks ntarwy W'sL, KLAMATH FALLS OREGON THm V WHERt PARTICULAR KOPtK llW LET US TAKE THAT STITCH IN YOUR TIRE AND SAVE NINE WE ARE EQUIPPED TO RETREAD YOUR TIRES .i i:. iiovrir HOWIE GARAGE K- AoM "5cc I lie Vtilc.iiii.itiK Man" 64 Main When you buy a FORD Vi.il uin fivl safe In liavlllU 0e of it eery day. II In never out of roiniiiivilnn lor uciiiN wiillliiu I ho arrival of koine part from the factory In the ClINl, Tlteso niiI an kept III .tock at I 'on I ucnrlcs. GEORGE BIEHN, Agent (JIlAfJITK (I. !). (IUIZ.I.K M t) N U M i: N T S MAIUH.K Klamath Falls The Motor Boat EMPRESS Daily Service Passengers Baggage Freight Upper Lake Point! Huh leuvi'H Western Traniftr oltlco every morulas at 7:16. F. A. Moore, Manager Blue Front Livery and Feed Stables Mundy &. Hilyard, Props. Phono UftUW. Klnuinlli, near Hlh Prompt anil efficient service, flood Iioi'ni'n mill Dili I laN Hk Offire of Dr. C. O. Prentice Veterinary HurKcou A Corn Iteinedy not n cure, hut it relief. Try Witham's Auto Service "A FAIIl FAIIK ANYWHURK" Phoim SIM , HUr Drue Co, W.RFVLLER&CO'S PURE PREPARED PAINT t 4BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBll V A TALE OF PAINT Some Hunts protect, Others beautty. Ours do both Wm. C. Hurn Hardware Co. piionk im, w Htorago Wawlwiw l Connecllon O. K. TBAN8FHR COMPA" Office on fllith, between ' ana niw I '-''. t.