The Evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, May 31, 1912, Image 1

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KLAMATH FALLS, OIIKOO.V, IIHIMY, MAY III, Mill
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THE INITIAL DAY . wrest wins in
io DIP 0IIPPC00 UPPGOLD MEDIL CONTEST
10 UID 0UUUL00
Prfco, FIT Om
ROOKERY SCEN
E
IS
WONDERFUL
business houses HUE VVORK ON WELL
UtUUMltD NIK KUVtU!
ipi'HOMMATIll.Y 18,000 I'COI'l.i:
ATTEND HOHIIO
llirr) CiMitt'iiUni"' mill AciiiiiiuhhIii
Iluii l Prollilcil fur tint 'iii
HiilcitMliitm-ut 0(rh Willi Gallop
lug I'nrwilr- Mini (Jlliiitrlllt', Wlilili
Will lie Hlionii III Moving ll lura-o
III Ore ll"' Country,
, Pirn ill: jm cicih (i(Ml
M'ltlNcM' IIIIIDH
I'll;.
Almost every business houao In the
, city In appropriately decorated In
honor of tlio Elk first nnnunl Uodco.
Sliermi mmiinv wlnflfiuM r ...!,..
,, ., u , , ''"'"rnte, nnd glvo thu city n decided-
minim .M.IH Niiririnly it.roiiolllnri appearance. The "rilling Slopped for Few Darn, Owlu
MimiM ll- rni Mini business men of tho city Imvo entered
Intu tho nfilrlt. nnd uro Riving tho
KIks every possible assistance In mak
Imk tliu first annual rodeo n Kranil
success.
I 'ill lie Itltts.
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Gel IVi.hi,,. I'l.i,,,,. ,,f tun), ,-,,,,.
lK hi llookri jli,,,, HHl k
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It shortly after thn iidimi hour I
whn the Unit spectator began to nr I
rim at llio fair ground! tu wliilota
Ire event of tho Initial day of til"
i:ilY First Annual Itodeo, Wl-er the
frit mi rubor ou tho program n :al
Mpng imrado and mounted iualrlll.
aiiliuiinred, the Urge grandstand,
lilt n sealing rapacity of l.KOO wis
ml full, aud aetural hundred p,-i
pie aside front thU s'oro .hi "
Crnund Tim largn crowd lluludi-il
visitor froiii iirartlcally mcry i lly mi
lie roast. Thn territory aurrouiclliiit
I'lmnalli Falls, holli In Oregon ami
California, la i-trcptloiially will rep
retcntcd Thn arrangement at thn I
icriiuiiita la nil that roiild he asked
The nuiI attenitlliR Hi, Itodeo are
sboan etery consideration to inaVn
them romforlahle, nnd to make the
celebration one to he enjoyed hy ov
erybody
The iORraui of real Western
Kirta alartxil with tho galloping pa
rade ami the hand rendering appro
prist mtitlr Kitty men and women
H'trnl of tl,,. tenrhera tislted
The Ipp gold llleiliil Hi. llul nlKllt
warded Mi mien Forrest. ,
Kiivn the declamation "Hott M) jM
"'HtMl(.aV,.rl.,fHeeoi,dpftI
III the rout,.,! was given Mlsa Henri
'Ua l.yotia. The Judge, w,.. iMr,
mi J. Zi.i,iv.,.H. II it,.,,,,,,, ,,
" II Mamin The mii, , ,,r,..
aented to Ml,, rrl,., ,y Mr ,.. M
I I'l', wlio alntrd Una t,l( hint j,,,
hn.l In Men n, offering It ,,. t
coiirni;,. high achool Miuli-nt ,,!,.
lie apenklng. All of Hi,, tnnlealanu
Ti. glrla. nnd ,.wry nml.r na
U ail! r.i.,1 1
Henutor Aimer Weed la In tho city
to tnku In tho KlkV rtodeo nnd Incl-
lt Ik Dim of the moat wonderful I'-t'ntolly to nttend to ll few liualneaa
lulaiiil e,terilny In one of Hi,, T,.!.."'1"!? I luivi- ever aeeii. I nui mir-l,nnt,-rB-
ford lauiichiH. Ameni: lh I, tla. J l-a-I-t that I i,tn tho flrat mun to :
party were tin. Mlaaea Alum Tuttle, r""" ,'u' '" ,a," " Mature picture Mr- t'lirla Hcldtmnii came In from
l.llen Conrey. A,l,!l fornwnll nud "' "'" ,ll'o', of large hlrda nesting r,'rr'" '",l nlelit to enjoy tho Rodeo
llealora Krenrh on Hint Mnnd," mild Itnlph llarlo.i'"1 '"'r ,,""), 'rlonda in thla city.
neiinl ininern mun for Tntho llroa.. i
after he hnd vl,e tlio ronkerlim In
the turner Kliimiith l.tikn. He came
nii' In take pli'tuien for the I'ntho
UiH'kly nt tl, lindeo, nud )ei(erdny
aa taken to lllpl lahinil hy John V
1 1 our. I on. the lornl theater magnate..
He took oer MO feet of picture of'
pellinuri. rormnrauta and herrona, ,
The oung hlrda ure not iet hatch-1
el. Inn lnri:e rolnnlei of the old blrda
Mere taken Miirrmtliilliic tin, Innnm.
,1-nihli. uefita hulll on tin, lute Inland.
Them, plrturea will be uliowii In Klnm.l
riniUH Xt M:.VITI,i:-.TVo'iilli I'alla along, with the plclureii to'
Ui:ili: Itll.l.llll "' '"k''" of Hi llodeo nt mi enter-)
taliiinent to be given nt n future date
IS
I'.vcry where tho purple nnd tho white It'OXMMK.NT OF HKCUIU.N'O HCI.
la In fcvl.lonre. in many Inatnncca tho ,,,. ol, flflo1 u.ATt...
KIK.P l.l .ll.nlnu .!., -....' ' ' " "tMJII HATWl
to Arrldent, Hot Ilaa Itoaumrd
Well la Jfnw Down to a Deptli of
SUly Feet, anil llottoiii of Uprlng
I Not In Might Analyal, Hhowi
I'uns Water
WOMAN
GLOVED
'8
HAND IS MYSTERY
is roiM i m:it wii:riii:n in
ri..i: wiiini iitMicn ivni
FURNISHED THE
MONEY FOR BRIBE
IIIAXKI.I.N HWKAIIH O.V STAMI
THAT IMIIHOW U.WK HIM
lOtm THOUSAMt IMH.IAItr, TO
llltllli: LOCKWOOIt
, i') the KlkH- lodge of thla city.
rtl.Ani.l.. May 31 The pollre ale i:,i .,,,.
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-...i. i. in, ,r ii, KHiier oi n woman i . -I i.n.. ....... i. , .,. .. ...
.........I 1.. r.l.m. .1. . I .., ..... ......... . ' " '" IIIUlll Ol 111V
-'-" ...-.... i. .......... IIII.IID M , MM.,. K(,.r. 1111,1 IIITIIIKeU. Wlllfl.
' na loiiud uuiler Alato- rillToril
liirpllie'a wrecked Wright liil.iue.
uhk'li aratteied the cruil nt thea
A,,aiii., mcei xaierua) ... ,H.rnll. ,,. flir . ,,,,.. , (,u
The dead man haa been Ideiitllled ',, inures of them lew than fifteen feet
aa (lirg.. (julnib). mi engineer of ,. T,,. wor(, B0 tnmc mt wo
Seattle Ilia face aa allred off by,ad to acaro them up In order to get
th propeller Itaymotid .Chanman. (picture of them on the -wing. lam
ag-.i ii u uying. Willi su aKull frar- .,,. , rnm,. ,,ncK ,,r(, Ucr , ,,,
uie.it , urpin a tace wa cruincii. .,n,nn when tho youne hlrda
.mi irari- naa been mum or tlio !,.i.,.,,. i,ni ..,.....
frontier plctiin- that will b- ahown In
etery country, aa Italph Carle of
I'alhe'a Weekly, wim on the ground
and took n inotlnn pllcim- of the
parade mid qundrlllc. The Unit el
citing number waa a relay rare Thla
wa, however, prernlril by miiiik fancy
rom twilling hy aomu of the rldera
nf national fame, who are here to
participate hi the riding contest,
Three atrlllga of horaea wore enter
ed In the relay John Kllla supplied
a string from Wood Hlvcr Valley,
teprraentltift- Port Klamath; J. Frank
Adams represented Merrill with a'
string from the Adam ranch, and
llunsaker and Htout entered for
Klamath Falls. Ciipetawl, riding for
Fort Klamath, was an easy winner
la r,:, while Klamath Falls look
second plaro In 7; 10, All of tho rid
ers eiperlencetl considerable difficulty
In getting their horse saddled,
The event ot the first day war
ell under way when the Herald re
ceived Ua last report from I he
(rounds. The program a announce!
was being carried oul In a way that
glves nsauraine that tho Itodeo will
ue mi mat waa predicted. It I call
mated that lha attvndauve today tip
ITotlmnted. 1,000.
world, but never have I seen n more
jltitert-atliiK sight thmi lllrd Islam). It
'is simply wonderful to see ho many
urge blrda nil In one colony. Two
photographer, to avoid whom Turpln
cinshed Into tho crowd,
,
Cut flowers. H Main St. Phono fl:r.
GRADUATES
IIOUKO NOTE
J Frank A 1am still hold bis own
inoug thu In.) j nnd It always found
lieie the poii li the alrongeat.
' J Fernust-n I the busiest maa
n the track herding the crowd out
"Hie way of the performer.
'n
Tim Klka rum know how to ..'
things. The only thing missing I n
telouliouii concretion with tho city.
when this wat, nientlon-d to Hunter
Havldgo ho Immediately promised to
have one on tho Job next year. That'
long Hmn on, but It will help anm.
(liia Hchroder. the llojsevell of III
"liver l.ako wntlen
lth a bit;
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E, Jf WMfV IIIUTVU , jvnvi.f
Kori to thu Evan building. Tho Ut
ile Book fltore will occupy tho room
'lh hint, and la movlm.todny.
I
GET DIPLOMAS
a.nm'ai, i'om.mi:('i:mi:t ilxfii
nsKs wim. in: iiii.o this i:vi:
mm: .t tiii: iikiii snimii,
.W'lllTOIIU'M
young blrda uro
I am sure tho pic-
Thu annual commencement of tho
graduate of thu Klamath County
High Kchool will be held this evening
nt K:30 In tho high achool auditor
ium, which haa been appropriately
decorated for thn orciislon. Thero
are twelie graduate this year who
will receive their diplomas tonight na
follow' MIks Octnvla Arnetl, Oril
Arnold, Mlaa I'enrl llolvlu, Fred II.
Dunbar, Hoy Fouch, Mlsa Vera Hous
ton, Mlsa Majorie McClure, Mis Klslo
Orem. Miss Florence Skart. Mlsa 1,11
linn Vnn Itli'er. Mlai'J
Itlper and William
Professor Herber
l.'ngllali History d
tlnlverslty ol,(
tures will be considered nmong tho
best ever cihlbltcd.
"ll was my Intention to go to Cra
ter Lake Park to take n motion pic
ture of tho tako nud Annn Creek can
ou. On nrcoitnl of the hiiow tho trip
cannot now bo made, and upon In
vestigation I hnto also found that one
must hnve a special permit from tho
secretary of tho Interior to (Tike mo
tion pltcurcs In tho park It I my In
tention to couio back hero later In thu
)cnr to mako thla trip."
Mr. Karln was accompanied ou hi
trip to lllrd Island by C. S, Dudcif of
Portland, who assisted him In taking
the pictures, by J. V. Houston and
Harry Telford. Dudcu succeeded In
getting a snap shot of Knrlo and his
motion picture camera when ho was
submerged In tho swamp to hit wnlut.
ThuYilrtiirr being tnkon by Mr. Rarlo
will prove ono of tho most far-reach-lug
advertisement aver given tho
Klamnth country.
I lilted Press Service
IMS ANUi:i.i:s. .May 31. While
Job llarrlman nnd Clarence Darrow
sni iieaiuo oacli olber In tho court
room. Detective Franklin wore that
ll.il row gave him (4,000 Io bribe
Lock wood.
Ho said that llarrlman camu to
Harrow' olllce, and they went Into
mi adjoining room. Harrow came
out and gavo Franklin tho money
one $1,000 and lx.Jj500 bill. -
Attorney Karl Kogers made a sen-
nation by declaring that Franklin had
learned the story prepared for him
hy tho prosecution, and that hi tes
timony was merely a recitation.
"The testimony of tho wltnes,"
said llogcts, "sounds llko a recitation
on Friday afternoon In the 'Old lied
School House.' It I plain to ctery
ouo that he Is reciting a story. He
used words unnatural to him, and It
sounds just llko ho learned something
the district attorney had written out
for him. Jhcry man and woman In
I the court room know the witness
'w reciting."
District Attorney Fredericks, Hush
ed with anger, aroso nnd objected.
Iloger Bnld: "I don't nccuso Captain
Fredericks. He was out the the state
when It wn done."
Harrow nnd llarrlman sat un
moved. The court then adjourned.
Owing to an accident work ban
been shut down for a few day on the
well boring outfit of the California-
Oregon Power company. A small
boulder dropped Into the welt, and
necessitated putting in casing sooner
than wna expected. To put In tho
ciuIng and still retain tho latno slie
well It was necessary to send for n
larger drill. Thla ha now arrived,
and It I expected that by Monday the
work will be resumed.
CI co. J. Walton, local manager of
tho company, say that tho well j
now down about sixty feet, nnd that
tho bottom ot tho spring Is not in
sight. The water comes up from the
bottom of tho well. The company ho
hnd samples taken from tho water
coming from the well, nnd the anal
ysis showed It pure and fit for drink
ing purpose. Mr. Walton believes
that by going down about 300 feet 3
good and aqfletmt supply ot pure
water wilt lay procured. ;T-auwg
of tho wclPwtll shut out all iurtai-9
water which ha heretofore been re
sponsible for tho existing Impurities.
Tho water company Is determined
to give the city an ample supply ot
pure water. Tho machine I prepared
to go down 2.C0O feet, and If It la
found necessary, Mr. JVnlton state
that they will go to this depth In an
attempt to get artesian water. The
drHllng-profressed'jIcely Mntllrte
arcldent occurred, and compelled the
(losing down of work for a few dnjx.
LOCAL THEATRE TO SHOWO
SPECIAL FEATURE PICTURES
Tho Hparkn theater haa secured for
tomorrow a special featuro film show.
Ing Wild West scenes on the Diamond
"H" ranch. Tho film Is right In line
with tho Itodeo, and what will make
It of special Interest I that two of
tho artist who took part In the per
formance when the picture wa made
on the ground will participate In the
local event. The plcturo will be
shown at the Spark both In tho after
noon and evening. The management
of tho theater waa put to consider
able expense to get this film, and the
prlco of admission ha been Increased
from 10 to 1C cent.
Captain J. P. Leo ha returned
from n trip through the upper coun
try. He says the farmer are all feel
ing Jubilant over the splendid pros
pect for big bay and grain crop.
WILL HAVE CLASS
OF ABOUT FIFTY
CI.OHHD HKAHON FOR GMX)M UK-
OIXS TONIGHT
Hmm lal Delegation of Hoo Hoc From
Han Francisco Arrive Till After
noon and Concatenation Will Be
Held Tonight It Will lie One of
the Large! Clausen Initiated on the
Const
PROPERTY IN
CUBA MENACED
DKKTHUCTIO.V OF I'ltOPKItTV OF
UtO.V COMPANY IIY ItKIIELH IS
KXI'KCTKI) TO CAU8K ACTION
FOIl IXTEHVKXTION
United Press Service
WASHINGTON, D. C, May 31.
The rebel have destroyed the prop
erty of the Spanish American Iron'nato."
company at Daiquiri. Condition are
considered serious, aad.lt. 1 expected
till action will cause rewweTnren
arntlon for Intervention. The gov
ernment 1 expected .to send marines
orcrywhoro In Cuba. American prop
erty I menaced, and possibly a battle-
Horbort J. Savldge, who is on the
committee to receive applications for
membership In tho Hoo Hoo, report
that be believe that the concatena
tion to be held tonight In Klaautb
Fall wilt bo tbe largest In point of
now members of any held recently on
the Pacific Coast. Seattlo bad a
class of forty at the concatenation
held In that city, and Mr. Savldge
states that this number Is already
assured, and he feet confident that
tho number will be close to fifty.
Fred 8. Palmer, Vicegerent Snark
of the Central District of California,
will arrive with the delegation from
San Francisco thla afternoon. A sto.i
will be made at the Rodeo grounds be
fore coming to tlio city. The concat
enation will be held tonight In tbo
Odd Fellows' temple.
To the Order of Hoo Hoo, the Black
Cat ot America's secret society soo, Is
to be credited the furbishing up for
every day use the rerb "to coneate-
Wben you ice man with m
badge showing a little black cat upon
a ground of white enamel, be Is n
ipksr ot tbe Concatenated Order
of Hoo Hoos. Also he Is n lumber-.,
man or connected with the lumber
Industry In nrao direct way.
i it rou see-two Hoo Hoo toaether
rnlp fleeW-wlUi 1.000 marines aboard.jirle n-slgsrthat the rtoee seearrur-'
will go to Ouantanamo.
False Fire Alarm
An nlarm of tiro was sounded about
9 o'clock this morning. Tbo report
had It that the West End Grocery was
Ion fire. Flro Chief Wakefield and
tho department wero prompt to re
spond to the call, but nowhere could
tho fire bo found. Qulllltch & Ab
bott, proprietors of tho West End
Grocery, say that they did not send
In nn nlarm.
(' A. I.enx Is In tho city from his
ranch In the north end ot tho county.
Ho say Block ot nil kinds Is dolus
well In that section, and that feed Is
exceptionally good.
FIRST ELECTRICAL SHOW
FOR KLAMATH FAILS
TO
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For the accommodation of visitors
Io the Rodeo from tbe northern part
t the county, the Southern Paclfio
'U1 run train to Chlloquln on Sun
day. The train will leave at o'clock
the raorntaf, and will return the
mo afternoon. Another train will
he run to Chlloquln In the evening
ftr the entertainment of the day Is
over.
. t
irr'wlH
Wed by Ml Mnrjorln Mc-
filure, prcsldonl of tho class, and Mlsa
Florence Short will dollver tbo vole
dlctory. Following Is tho pregram:
March .'. Selected
Trio (a) Meditation . .Iluch-Ounod
(b) Mlnuottc from E-Flat
Symphony Moxart
Mis Klslo Applegnte, violin
Mr. Ivan Danlols, 'collo,
Mlsa Kvolyn Applcgato, piano.
Salutatory , Mnrjorlo McClure
Vocal solo (nl Flower. Rain. ..
, . Scbnolder
(b) To a Messenger
.' A. UForge
Mrs. Don J. Zurawslt ,-
Address Pror. iicroori u. nuu
Piano solo Fantasia oy uoian
Mr. aoo. Wlrtx
Valedictory Florence onon
Presentation of Diplomas juugo .
S. Worden.
llenedlctlon.
gathering In
sual
uta-Oroi
iiIiik with tho 0
liliiK nt Pelley'a new
fctrccl. .';
Mr. George, Walton, tho local mi
iiger of tho power company, whilo re
rcutly In San Francisco upon his lo
ll, rn from I.oa Angeles, obtained the
promise of tho Gonoral Eloctrlc com
pany to assist him In making an In-
Mructlvo aud thorough demonstration
of tho possibilities ot electricity for
lellovlng tha housowlfo of imnoa.i.
sary toll, besides making tho homo
pi ore cheerful.
Approximately xzoo worm of neai-
uig unci rooking devices arrived yea-
tcn'.r.y, by express from San FrancUcn,
undone electrical fraternity huc
... 'i i i. ...,t. u- n'.iiAn ..
JOllieil llllllUB ,.,! M,, f.M.lWM ,v
nibko Klamath Falls' first eloctrlc
rltow an Interesting ono. ino ap
ponrnnro uverywhore of tho little red
nnd gold "OE" stickers was a clever
announcement.
ULTIMATION TO
UROZGO BY KNOX
HKCUirrAKV INSTRUCTS COXHUI,
TO NOTIFY I1KI1KI, I.KADER
THAT UK WIM, PAY PRICE
IF AMI'IIKMN'S ARK HARMED
O. P. King was In the city today
from hi ranch near Stukel bridge.
Mr. King located In thl valley last
car. Ho Is well pleased with the
crop prospects. He says Klamath Is
proving oven better than ho expocted.
W. W. Lewis and family nro in tho
city from their volley home to take
In the Elks' Rodeo.
Tho Library Club wilt serve Ice
cream tomorrow afternoon and even
ing at tho club roomi. The proceed!
will be applied to the fund for buying
now hooks. Everybody I Invited.
DR. HARRY LANE
HERE ON VISIT
THK KX-MAYOR OF PORTLAND IS
AMAZED AT THE GREAT SHOW
ING MADE IIY KLAMATH FALLS
IN PAST FIVE YEARS
United Press Service
WASHINGTON. D. C, May 31.
Secretary Knox hns Instructed Consul
l.otchcr of Chihuahua to notify Gen
ial Orozi'ii that It ho withdraw pro-
n tu Americans ho will person-
the prlco to America. This
m. 1 regarded as meaning
ro.o will be considered n
o from American Justice if the
rebela harm ony Americans. It Is
feared thn Americana In Northern
Mexico nro endangered If Oroico re
laxes his iilrrlpllno, Tho cabinet to
day dl8ciisnrd tho situation.
I.eo Denton, who conducts a big
general mercbHiidlse store at Fort
Klnmnth, la In the city to attend to
business matter and take In tbe
Rodeo.
W. O. Huson returned last night
from San Francisco, where he had
boon on business connected with tlie
Long Lake mill.
Temple theater, Matinee dally, !:3A
. ra. Evening, first performance
I',, continuous.
J. W. McCoy returned yesterday
from n few days' visit to Wood River
Valley.
WILL SOON UPEX A NEW
MOVINB PICTURE HOUSE
Offenbacher & Clem are proprietors
of a now moving picture theater
which will be opened to the public by
tho middle of Juno In the new Offen
bacher building on Main street, near
Sixth. The front la now being put In
tho room, nnd the theater will be
opened Just ns soon as the necessary
equipment can be Installed. The place
will be known as the Majestic. Mr.
Clem li recently from tho East, where
he was for n number of years connect
ed with motion picture houses.
JL. Deckley and family are In the
city from Fort Klamath to take in
tho Rodeo. Mr. Hockley formerly
operated a general merchandise store
at the Fort, but Is now tbe owner of a
fine stock ranch.
Tonipio theater, Matinee dally, 3; 80
p. m. Evening, first performance,
T: IB, otmUnuoae.
Mr. and Mrs. Tom Garrett arrived
In town last night from their home In
Langell Valley. They will remain sev
eral days, helping to make tbe Rodeo
a success and transacting other business.
Dr. Harry Lane arrived In the city
from Portland last ntgbt to take in
the Elks' Rodeo, and also to round up
all ot tbe votes In this section of the
state. Ho say that ho realise that
he must have republican vote as well
as democratic to become United Statei
senator, nnd In making his round-up
he Is not going to discriminate In any
sense whatever.
In speaking ot Klamath Falls Dr.
Lane aatd:
"Your people on tbe ground do not
fully reallte the splendid showing
your city has made In recent years. I
was here with my family five years
ago on a camping trip. I tried this
morning to locate tho place where mo
pitched camp, but found tbe city had
grown nwny from me. You have one
of tho most wide-awake places In tho
state. The people here seem altvo,
and I predict that In five years more
your city will stretch from hill to hill
and from lake to lake. I saw Port
land when it bad only 3,500 people.
If anyone had predicted at that time
that it would make a city be would
have been committed to the state In
sane asylum. Klamath Falls has an
abundance of resources, and must
make a city."
Dr. Lane will be here for several
days. He 1 receiving a cordial recep
tion at tbo bands ot tbe people of this
portion ot tbe state.
J. J. Furber baa. succeeded L. Alva
Lewis aa federal game warden for tbe
Lower Lake and Clear Lake pre
serves. He has been a state deputy
warden for the past year. He will
hereafter be employed by both the
government and the state. This will
give him authority to make arrests
both In Oregon and California.
gloom has begun. If yon chance to
encounter a hundred or more of them
In the front rows ot a theater during
one of their national concatenation,
It will b wise to have pair of ear
muffs or a Maxim silencer In your
pocket, for every Individual Hoo Hoo
will he armed with his favorite wea
pon of applause, two pine shingles of
ample detonating surface and whit
tled to fit the hands.
Tho genesis ot the Concatenated
Order of Hoo Hoos Is due to a concat
enation of events. It was necessary
first that the Arkansas Yellow Pine
Association should select Little Rock
for It annual meeting some twenty
years ago. It was further necessary
that tho train bearing the delegates
away after the meeting should run off
tho track. It was of prime necessity
that among those delegates should
be Dolling Arthur Johnson, and the
final link In the concatenation was
that the whole crowd should be
dumped out at Gurden, Ark., where,
ai all the world knows, there Is pos
itively nothing to do but to watch the
trains go by.
As tho wreck had interfered with
this municipal pastime ot Ouerden,
nnd as one of tbe links In the catena
was Dolling Arthur Johnson, who
never stood around for a whole day
In tho town of Gurden. or any other
town, for that matter, without doing
something, the organisation of the
Concatenated Order ot Hoo Hoos fol
lowed. The names ot the oflcers
wero taken from Carroll's "Tbe Hunt
ing of the Snark." Boiling Arthur
Johnson therefore became the First
Snark of the Universe. Inasmuch as
the black cat. like all other cats, Is
reputed to have nine lives, It followed
In logical concatenation that tbe or
der must have nine superior oncers.
These are:
Snark of tbe Universe.
Senior Hoo Hoo.
Junior Hoo Hoo.
Bojum.
(Continued on Pate 4)
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General Passenger Agent Che. S.
Fee li authority for the statement
that within a few woeks the Southern
Paclfio will add a standard tleeser to
tbe Klamath PaMa afternoon train.
According to advices received the
vice will be esUeUrted eRsen oV.
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