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About The Evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942 | View Entire Issue (Dec. 28, 1909)
'SjAUt', " I. ( I 4 W U4i'";,r j-, v ;W 1 tr .'r J. ' I'v rf V. 'V - cj & & '7, fi i r-: ri j ; Why use an ordi- ! nary coffee pot ! when you can buy i fa Universal Coffee I Perculator from us j LISK : Tkc Qultty : Hut Wmm I B Mart tlwt jcmt If ew Tetrt Tvkey li cooked In UMC SCU-OMOBg KOMier BALDWIN Hffl IMIMIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMIIMIMMMMI I HAPPY NEW YEAR WJU ffocw be Share, and from all faaHcatlOM the coming year will be a Ter? pfoaperona one. Let us add to your prosperity by anpplyini yon with everything yon need In the General Merchandise line. .. Our foode are firat-claaa and our prlcea are the beat, considering quality, to be found j Chastain, Langell & Co trDmttnrj eMmMMMMMM BRIEF MENTION All Holiday Goods nt cost at Wa ters'. Mr. and Mrs. V. A. Wilson caiuo up last evening from Merrill, return Inx homo today. Mr. and Mrs. A. J. Adams, of Cor dova, Alsnka, who have been visiting Qcorgo Wilson and family at Merrill, left this morning for California, WHITEWASHING COAL Net 771 . MIIMIMMMMMMMIMMMM f Axminster, Body Brussels j i and Wilton JUxO 9x12 Just Arrived from Factory j f ttfi? DOLBEER'S V Dn Ftr th Ssk of Nsatnsss. but t Prsvsnt Thalts. Fersona who have been somewhat astonished by having whitewashed coal delivered to them will be Inter ested to know that the whitewashing Is not done to Improve the appearance or to Increase the burning qualities. The treatment neither Improves nor barm the fuel. It U a detective scheme on the part of the railroads to locate and to pre vent theft of the coal ns'lt Is hauled from the mines to the consumer. These depredations amount to thou sands of tons annually, and the rail roads are the sufferer, as It Is up to them to deliver as many tons at their destination, often a thousand miles way. as were weighed In when the car was turned over for transportation. Two or three tons may be removed from a carload containing forty tons without attracting attention to Its de creased quantity until the car U again placed oa the scales. To locate the lota, say Popular Mechanic. Ilraewa ter la sprayed over a carload of coat. la a abort time the water has evapo rated, leaving a load of white coal. Then removal of any coat leave a big black spot which la quickly noticed by Inspector and station agents and the leak found and stopped. Managing a Servant. On housewife declares that at last ah baa solved the servant problem. "Formerly I bsd untold trouble with my maids.'' she said. "They'd do well for awhile, and then they'd deteriorate so that 1 simply couldn't keep them. So 1 bit on this plan: When 1 noticed a falling off In the last maid's work I went Into the kitchen snd told ber that In addition to ber died wages, she should have SO cents eitrn every week that sne did well. When she was only fairly good I'd give ber a quarter, but mi the weeks when she displeased me sne'd gel nothing. Nine weeks out of ten she gets ber half dol lar. It please ber Immensely, and I tad the plan well worth while In the better service It secure me."-New York Tribune. HIS LEGAL AUTHORITY. It Stsmed to fit th Case, and Jy Was Discharged. There was consternation among the young folk. The "nrnslc" for the danc ing nt the picnic In the glen had got Into trouble. No ouo ever considered nny other "music" but Joey the tiddler. lie was ludlsctinblc, but he was also erratic. In the old country Joey had been a schoolteacher and a man of considerable learning, but here he had fallen Into evil way. lie was over fond of two thlnga-A bottle and an argument. limine become engaged In the latter on tills day of the picnic, he broko the former over the head of his opponent and was haled nway to tlio lockup. The young people called a hasty meeting and appointed a com mittee to wait upon 8iln Nugent to secure Ibe release of tba "music" If possible. The squire was hearing Joeys esse when the committee ar rived. The sMkesnnn respectfully ei- plained the absolute necessity of Joey presence nt the picnic that day. "That's a good soul, squire. I'ave me go." put In Joey. The squire took down a ponderous lawbook and lcgan thoughtfully to turn the pages. "If you're tookln' for the legal au thority corerln' my case, squire, ye'll find It In nyron." the prisoner sug gested. "Csn you quote ttr asked the mag istrate, with a twinkle In his eye. "Aye. so I cnn." Joey promptly re ported. s'lt rends. On with the dance; let Joey lie itiicontlned.' " The squire adjudged llyrnn a com lietent nuthorlty. and Joey wns uncon fined. -Catholic Standard nnd Times. A Turn Oewn. Bnacfty Beg pardon, mister; I'm a stranger In dese parts. Farmer liar row Well. I dunno of anybody that want to git acquainted with ye. (Torn away.l-Boston Transcript , ! GRAIN-HAY-W Delivered to Ton riaTftll i wm. mm j 'fc.r; Barley, Wheat, Oats, Mill Feed, Alfalfa Meal XHEBaG r Lufwer aananan-rX ST GIRL &goo4emoaghfir(he BEST RING la our store. Aad If yon don't think that 1 rompliiiietarr to the best girl, Juvt come la and see oar best rings. (We're speaking; of qaalHi.) Waea we speak of price yow will realise we are aot attempting to wrlag jroar parse with oar rlags, but caa aware yoa that your taspectlon will satisfy the aaost exacting deaiaad, sboald yoa rare to asake oae of roar Christmas prraeat a rlag. GENTS' KINGS All kwos of etUag to alt ail slaea of Xaw pane at Helt. kemper's. BALED fflsvar HAY t 1 4 and Timothy Quality Beit Sendee Prompt Get Our Prices O. K. Transfer Co. f ;.'&x ,i r '. 1.. rfcOM871 a TWO PATOW EBNTT 1100 Mat t9afraMitk will bay you aay-rwa-rooai aottag. fur- M tw wb, largo IMlrrt atrlo,llgatt. elty latitats, la "Hot Tar, aaa four M Maalir .aUrartlv. aA iaa'MM jtaAftu njAna aaasawf1 wwawsjsiii awoaw arrut (who baa been at to caaa tiM a atray cat for talking chickens) -I-couldn't-catch Mm-mnm-for the nearer I-got to 'lm-tbe farther ' got away.-Punch. The letUr Way. First Sottoa CUU-Do yoa UJler la eerporal paatoaitT Seeoad Baa ton Cbild-No; I caa aaaally Mto ay arwto 4o what I wW b oral BB.-Uf. AU klad of RM I jJJk. "U of Xaaaa BSI IMII panes at Kelt. gyjj kemprr'. W FOUNTAIN JB PENS 0 O. Hrltkemper M . r. ba CbristasM IH b KUU that plei. Bj bbbbbbI roM H mi Of all kiads, la M H) radteai variety. Wg ipajr Heltkemper'a III Baal for the prettiest III Baa aad choicest BJI aaaj xaw auu. aj Pleaaed to show Bf mmv Good whether ffal yoa bay or aot. Y jgaBBjaBjgMBBBBjfaa CUFF UNKH ggMBYaaBwl W variety, WfSSSEt baad ea II 1 MK I gra'o fto of t!--j Jll charge at aaBlBaiaBaaaa1 Heltkeafper FOB THK TABtB AT HOMB WBBBwEKu Aad at the tBBBBBWaTTTrnl same time pMlaaaBj llll asake asother BXuaggB riH aappy wkb a lfm"Taalaarl IIIH aaefal Xasa B&BaaaBaBBBaaaW gUt. 6. Knjeylna Hlmstlf. A fond tiiother sent her small boy Into the country ami nrter n week of anxiety received the following letter: "I cot here nil rlht, nnd I forgot to write before. It I 11 tery nice place to linve fun. A fellow nnd I went out In a boat, the boat tipped over, and a innn got me nut. nml I wn so full of water tlmt I didn't know nothln' for a long while. The oilier boy lins to Ik hurled when they II ml lilin. Ills mother came from her home, and she cried all tin lime. A Iioith' kicked me over, nnd I liavo got to have some money to pay the doctor for ineudln' my head. It wns broken n Ml. "We nre golu' to set an old barn on lire tonight, nnd I nut nt your son If I don t bare some real fun. I lusi my watch! and I am rery sorry. I shall bring home some snakes nnd a toad, nnd I shall bring home a tame crow If I can get 'em In my trunk."-Tondon Globe Selling by Cendls Time. "ft tld me good." observed a young Ctrl wlio hnd Just returned from Eng land, "to see In real life one of the ild customs my gtmndfnther used to tell me about-tbe burning of the time rniKlle at an auction. In Berkshire th old custom still prevails, and when an luctlon Is In progress nnd an article Is put up for bidding a short length of caudle Is lighted as the bidding begins. The sbonllng continue until the can dle burns out. and the last bid before It flickers lis lust Is the one that take the cake. I dou't know but what It has an adrnntngc over the 'doing, go. Inc. goner variety, but It Is fearfully slow and un-.mericnn."-Kxcbange. nOR thoie who are a little late in ecuring pre enta or wish to return the compliment, we will I I place aU our Christmas goods at your disposal ! regardless 0f cost. Theie gooda will be on ule for the next three daya, and include Fancy Suspenders Handkerchiefs Mufflers Neckwear Combination Boxes Smoking Jackets Bath Robes, etc. I Do lot overlook this sale, for It affords yon a rare opportanlty to bay your self a Chrlstnas or New Tear's gin Portland Store Next door to rostofflce Home of Hart, Scnaffaer S Mara Clothes Klanata Fall, Oregoa Nscssssry. "Dear me." exclaimed the lady, "that's twice you hare dropped that cut glass pitcher within fire minutest" "I know It. mn'am." replied. I he maid, "but It didn't break the first time." riilraro necnrrMIersld. 1 The "Daily Grind" IW kmWm lSA DA1LYPLEASURK HERE VgggggggggP'aV Wti IIKKKIt l tllllMUNd IXIFr'KK. H Jast "imsh the bMltoa" B BfJ JBaaaF. BL. nl ar new IIOIMIIT KI.KVTItltl ttlfKKK Mll.l de the rest gtaaaaajBaBpaaaaB and DOM IT HKJHT TIN. No matter what bind of a put yoa agBSPJgaPPHPJPPHBJB)' or line roanx you t'oltre griiuad, we raa BM bbTbbbbTbW Ttie best Coffee gruwa will atabr a pour rap If It U laipniprrly pre. JBBI L. red. Voa ra rrly oa a for HKNT gi'AI4TIKM always. gcLBana' aaaBBBBBBBBafeaBBlM Jl HT TKI.I. I'M WHAT KISII OK A II rT YOU AHK I Ml Ml AMI aW aBaaaaaMaBai W WIIX MHIW XOV THK IHr'r'KHKNl'K IIKTWKKM THK Ol.ll WAV AXI THK HIIIUItT WAY OK OHI.MUXU Tt I'UUMK SHIVE BROTHERS c CO. A NICE BACK COMB Tbe prettlot aelectloa ever shown la tbe Fall at HEITKEMPIR, Jit UmUmt Watcbiaakar aad Jweer. AU OaaaV Bagraved Vree. I HOLIDAY ANNOUNCEMENT We have the largest and most complete line of of high-grade Christmas presents that has ever been brought to this city, and we are better pre pared to attend to your holiday wants than ever before. DIAMONDS, WATHCES, CLOCKS. JEWELRY, SILVERWARE, HTKKUNO AND PLATK CUT GLASS, Hand-Palnted CHINA, KARNAK BHAM EDISON Phonographs, and Records, MUSICAL Instruments, POST CARDS AND POSTCARD ALBUMS SOUVENIR GOODS and other articles too num erous to mention. Call and be cenvinced: i- trouble to show you WINTERS JEWELRY TteB4ftor aMMSttt Msf JtaWIMa 1 M Which L In a email town In the west of Scot land tbe town clerk, who was a bit of a "character," bad the misfortune to loso his leg In a railway accident. As a mark of appreciation and esteem for hi long service tbe council unani mously agreed to replace his loss with an artificial limb, which they did a soon as be- was sufficiently recovered. A few months afterward the town clerk, who was generally known by his Christian name, Paul, was unfortunate enough to have his other leg fractured In an accident. Naturally tbe mishap became food for town gossip, aud one old we In discussing tho matter with a neighbor was overheard sajlng: "It's a gey bad business for Paul, pulr man, but Is't his nln leg or the leg that belangs to tbe toon that's bro ken r Superfluous. "He want to have a plank demand lag old age pensions for men lu the platform this year." "But why this discrimination! Would aot the women need It aa badly V "Yea, they might need It, but they would never grow old enough to be aUtled to'lt. so what' the user The Hssd Cltlisn. A amall community In New York has just re-clecltd the village blsrksmlth mayor. It tried lilin once and liked the brand well enough to uw tlin again. Tersons who hare enacted the role of merry villager In real life will not l a bit surprised. If there Is one Kir Oracle In the vlllsgv It Is the blsck smith. What be doesn't know shout politics, literature and curing sick btna isn't worth knowing. 111a intellect usually tower oov tbe thinking machinery of the village; lawyer aa much as his arm outmras urea th bleep of tbe legal limb. When he Isn't mayor he usually tells me mayor wnst 10 do as a side line, ois time in a quiet community not be ing all taken up In shoeing horses. Doubtless I ho sagacious members of the community bad noticed these things uu mougui ue migiii aa well b draw Ing the salary. sir: Wsntsd a Wife. my daughter can nercr be "No, yours." "I don't want ber to be my daugh ter," broke lu Ho young ardent. "I want her In be my wife." Hswraiasss In a Landed Churtft, Nearly everybody Is aware that at en time It was th custom In many churches to regulste the length of lbs sermon by nn hourglass, which stood on the pulpit Immediately fronting tbs preacher. Quite a number of these curious relics are preserved In various eccleslsstlcal rdlilcc throughout th land, but the llrltlsh and Foreign Ball on' church, situated In what waa for merly llstrllir highway, la lb only on possessing four. They are In perfect preservation and ar Died all together la a framework of aolld bras.-Lo doa Standard. A Talented Hsu Ape. lira. Ilomesesker - You certainly iea't einect anybody to take this house! Why, th floor all run down hill. Agent (a amart manl-It was built In that way 00 purpose, mum. te keep peace In th family. Greatest Invention of the age. mum. Mrs. l!omerkr-Keep wace la th fam ily T What do you mean J Agtnt-H' II right, mum; nothing Ilk It When ever your husband drops hi collar buttons they'll roll down to that wall, and he'll alwaya know wher to And '.-London Tit-Rita. Removal Sale Thii week only, while we are mov ing, beginning Wedneiday morning, we will give to our customer! TEN PER GENT DISCOUNT on all caah purchaies over 50c. on everything in our store except Schillings goods. You will have this opportunity only THREE DAYS MONARCH MERCANTILE CO. ftcefrUTcryMywIurt ta dty FhOM 1051 rx. J f-'4,J.-r,.i..i& yS-fodCff i Z&ty.m&ift'tfi yf'