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About The Evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942 | View Entire Issue (Dec. 27, 1909)
1 ' AS e 'A (a" I Happy New Year Make your frlendi hippy by giving a ufeful preient. We have Coats, Suits and Furs Hats, Gloves Silk Waists Dress Patterns Handbags HSL. Scarfs A handsome line of Table Linen and a thousand other things. All trimmed hats at cost. Plumes. Fancy Feathers, Wings and Hat Trimmings at a great reduction i STILTS DRY G M1E COMPANY I China and Glassware Ileal foa "Ml wn nlro IHumrr War, Ksarjr lush, tlelea, Tumblers, Jsrsuairre. Unumii, (wamtirr Hru, Water laser, rrow Iblaga aeeral aaf mumul fur jour bos aa taMT Wr tarry miHi beautiful China a Hi HavllasMl la Hate anal awM rtaunraV Bra oar esUraslv dlstOajr. Te seams 4orb la Ik csil aa at saca lew swtrea. GEO. R. HURN HARDWARE DIALER WMUIHMUHHMMMMIMMIMMMIMMMMMIO NOTICE I beg to advise the public that I have purchased the eat market formerly known ai "Ludtke Market." I w'H carry a full line of all kinds of meat and poultry, ii will make a specialty of bacon and hams. Your trunage is solicited, being assured of only the very Mficeit that the market affords. My prices will be nable. J. KONOP POIIMKnXY WITH TIIK CITY MEAT MAHKKT WMMeMMMeeeM mmmimmmmmmmimm' Dr. Aaofl c. Oravei A. ft. O. OtTBOPATH. Klaauik fslia, Or. rottoBe. Dldi., Second tad Malo IU ooe toil. FOR SALE! WKLL lUHiinvvn .. . X MO acres, JO mil. gotbwl 1 or Klaraatb rails. Will aali aa S Whole or In mm I part down, ih talaaea la da- ; AfsnJjrto It A.IMMITT I ta rW ihw M llvauMful llnu of itorllnR silver anil cut glass. Ucllattan's. TiaraNS IS D. V. KUYKENDAU Attorney it Uw KlamaUi Kails. Orsg-n ;ICYCLES wRtmblr,oniUtt Sporting Qoodf ihs gun iron A MR. DOTY House liaising, llimse Moving, General Jobbing Mo Driving a Specialty. Wall equipped with Tools, Ma terials, Ktc. Kttlrostes furnished upon Ap plication. Postoalra twin). W( Fosr Foot Dry lUb Wood $3.50 a Cord HUTCHINS &J AUGH1 The WsrsMa af Serswnts. Tbe smsll town of Weeds, la Ska blsgdoiu of Dsbomer, (s celebrated for Its "temple of serpents," a long building In which tlie prints keep upward of a thousand serpents of all sites, wbtcb tbcjr fiTd with lbs birds and frogs brought to tbeiu as offerings bjr lbs natives. Tbe serpents, many of them of enormous site, ins? I seen bsngtag from tbe teams across tbe celling, with tbrir beads pointing downward and In all sorts of Strang contortions. Tbe priests tnske tbe small serpents go through various evolutions by lightly touching tbrui with a rod, but they do not venture to touch tb Urgest ones. some of which are large enough to In fold a bullock In their colls. It often happens thst soms of Ibsaa servients make Ibclr way out of tb temple Into tbe town, and the priests have the greatest difficulty In coaling Ihciu tuck. To kill a serpent Intention, illy Is a crime punished with death, ind If a Kurupesn were to kill on tbe authority of the king himself would tcsnvly suffice to save bts life. Any ne killing a serpent unlntenUonslly nuit Inform tbe priest of what has tccurrrd aud go through ths course of purification which take place once a rear, Artificial Lima. "A manufacturer or dealer In arti ficial llmlta who wear a cork am or leg himself Is much better equipped for business thsn bis competitors who are sound," aald a man who uses a cork leg. "In fact, II baa become a sort of unwritten law among us to patronise surb men wbrn possible, flentlmental reasons msy have something to do with the case, but I gueas tb chief reason Is that we consider that If a man can make a limb for himself thst OU Ilk tbe psper on tbe wall he can make It for others. Manufacturer of arti ficial limits know this, and frequently you will Ond an advertisement Ilk tills: Tbe Bo-sudso artificial leg la built by a man who la wearing one aud who know from eipcrlenc what you want for comfort' Tbla Is a strong argument, for It' no easy thing to get an artificial limb that Just fits. Per sons who bar troubl getting aboaa that are Just right ar la great luck compared to us." New York Sua. Alm.it Insults;. Amid tbe, lace bargains In one of tbe Urge department stores lb other day a shopper engrossed In thought art kr Utile Japanese spaniel on tb counter. On of lb salesgirls, not aeelug tbe little dog, threw a remnant of reduced lace over blm and entirely submerged him. When the woman went to look for her pel he waa not to b fouud, but several shrill yelps, accompanied by an upheaval of the lace, betrayed blspr ence. lie was quickly rescued from bis pivdlcameut, and lb woman, showering kisses upon hU moUt, up turned uose, said, "Old tbey cover mamma's precious wltb cheap fifty cent lace?" Tbe salesgirl, who ovldently bad cab tlvated diplomacy, assured tb dog's mistress that lb Uc bad ben re duced from II to 50 cents, and tb wo uiau took her pet away molUfloa. PblladelpbU Uecord Yea," said lb Blllvllle story tetter, "Ih cyclone carried bis boss Into tb next county and net It down there sa r-tmrnrtaule aa you please, and as b Mtepprd out of tbe door to surrey tb country tbe man wno owned tb land notified blm of suit for trespass and the las collector baa4d blm a bill for tuH4tiaita OsMtttatlea. LOVE FOR TITLE1 Ths Way tb Avsrsgs Qsrmsn lura Sf Lengthens His Nams. Tbe average German burgher' lor of title I a source of never ending fun to Ibe rest of the (lerrnan popula tion .and of continual ridicule to tb rest of Ibe world. Any one caring lo see bow fsr some ieople of Ibe father' land will go In this direction need only lis re a look at a hotel mrlifev at a I summer resort. He will see added to tbe nam of tb guest tb most curious comblnsllous of sppellsUon drawn together lo form a title. II will, for Instance, find: A "Tecbnlscben I'rovlnxlslfruersotle tststrsperlor" fs technical provlncUl fire Insurance Inspector), A "Oebelmen Kxpedlerenden ftekre tsr Im Mlnlsterlum der Offentllrben Ar belten" (meaning a special sort of sec relsrr at Ibe ministry of nubile wnrk.i. A-to continue In English ss well as posalblr-'Vaslilcr president of tbe Itoysl Ha ion railway," a "royal rail road subscrrcUry," Tbe Isdles are not better. "Fran Verwltfwetobereteuerrontrnlleurfn" Is quite ususl snd means "Mrs. Widowed flupertas Collector." Then there ar tbe "Mrs, Secretary and Calculator" and "Mr. Widowed General Agent." The beat of all, however, Is a title which a lady entered In tbe register of a hotel at wblcb I recently stayed. It read. "Mrs. Prison Warder and Call dren."-rall Mall duett. True TAMING A IIRD. Teething a Piathseest . t Yu I Net OlffisulL No creature U more Jealous or nsi tire than a bird. It Is easy, however, to win tbe heart of almost any bird, and that without atarvtng bin or snak ing blm tblnk be baa mastered you. Simply talk to blm a good deal. Place bis csge near you on your dealt or work table, and retain bU choicest dainty to give to blm wltb your own Angers. Let blm know that be can never have that particular thing unlet be tske It from you, and be will aooa learn, If you ar patient and do sot disconcert blm by filing your eya upon blm. After tbls be will mora readily tab. It from your lip, and then when you let blm out of bU cage, after tb Irtt eicllement I over, be will com lo yos, especUlly If you bave a call to which you have accustomed blm, and accept tbo dainty from yon whil free. Aa aoon a b become really con vlnced that you will not hurt blm or try to catcb blm or laterfer In any way wltb bU liberty be will giv way to at boundless curiosity about you. II will pull your hair, pick at year ye and give you a much of hi com pany aa you desire.-Nsw York Proas. A Lest OgasrtuaHy. Tb fatber of tb 1st Benolt Con stant Coquelln, ibe great Preach actor, waa a baker, and young Ooquella was brought up to tbe trade. At thirteen, a writer In Lo Figaro says, b mani fested an IrresUUble Inclination toward ibe atage. an Inclination wblcb bla fa ther steadfastly atror to wpraaa. "Don't devote so much tlm to tbo dramas," bU fatber used to aay. "Yoa bave learned a good trade, tb buslns 1 running well, and you shall b my successor." A number of years after Constant bad made bla way Into general favor bU father, who took prtd In bU boy'a success, but could never quit get over tb feeling that Constant should bar been a baker, was coogratuUtod upon bU aon'a eminence. "I remember," aald tb old asaa, "that Constant waa a good baker. B would bav gone far la tb trad." lewlng Up tb Lesks. Would It be easy to blow op and de stroy a lock canal by tb malicious uaa of dynamlt or other high explosive? Tbe question bas ben debated much In connection with tb Panama canal. Tb Engineering Newa call attoaUoa to tbe fact that an attempt mad la 1000 to wreck tbe Wetland canal la thU way produced surprisingly small results. After two weeks' examination the two men concerned (elected lock Ss, and each lowered a satchel con taining dynamlt and a fuss to tba water behind tb gat at eacb and of lb lock. Both charge wen exploded, but tb dynamite failed to carry away the gate. Alt bough tb explosive blew a bole about a foot la diameter through eacb gal and loosened tb hinges, tb gates remained la position, holding back tb water. In Ih Regular Istsbllshmsett. "Yee." said tbe trash young llrataa ant, "tb army bas fallsa on aril day." Tb aopbUUcatod captala merely gasped. "Why," tb P. Y. L. went on, -look at tb names on tbU roII-Prlrat trance, Corporal Punishment, Major Domo,. Oeneral Houatwork. What kind of a"- But Just then the B. a sblsd a-a well, a ginger at botUs st tb aoalag ofendtr.-Llpplncott's. Explained. "You ssy tb defendant pulUd tbe pUlnUr balr. Now, bow could tbo defendant, who la an unusually short man, roach tb plaintiffs balr, tbo plaintiff being fully sU ft talir "Why, you at, your honor, ths plalutbX was butting blm st tbs Urns." -Cleveland Plain Dealer. Ivldwttly a OwiMlsseur, "aUiggtas Is a connolaswc la cigars." "H must be. otbsrwls b might auks sa occasional atlstaks sad gtr sway a good oa."-Wsbiagtoa ttar. lMkllsKMB4tttswtatt)li HseDUtr. Mary, sged fourteen, was fosad om day by sa ower sister sobfaug sad cry. log. "What la tb matter r sb asked, wltb great coocero. "Three boys bar asked at to go to Ibe dance tonight," was tbe unexpect ed reply. "Well, my desr child, certainly that to not neb a terrible misfortune." "Yea. bat I told tbe first one 1 would go wltb blm. and tbe tost om was a long paster." . est Fro. Tb sxprassloo "ct fret." wttsh Is la us every day, harks back to us time of Scottish ramsne and tragedy so luminously described by fefr Warier Scott In "Tbo Antiquary" sad "Bob Roy." In these stirring tales w are told of on form of Scottish trials gtf oa nsrtaln offender of Jostle. Ho who bod broken tb tow waa divested of all of bis clothing and placed at a certain dtotaaco from arcbers wb bad bow and arrow ready, watttag tb command. "Fire!" When tbe com snsad was gtven. tb man radar Indict meat would begin running aad tbs arcbers firing, snd If la running tbla gantlet none of tbe arrows bit blm be wss allowed to go scot fra.-l LAND ON THE LAN IN KLAMATH LAND worn Ckotcc HtmiMtiM LocatloM la District that will mm karc TraMitr Utkm. IT IS TOUR CHAKCE See Captain 0. C Applegate About It FRANK KA WHITE nfth Street. Ml lll M MMMMIMMMIHt I I Just Arrived Largest and most complete line of Art Squares. B.B. Brussells Axminsters Tap. Brussels ever shipped into Klamath County Plenty of linoleums, Mat tings, and Ingrain Carpets XfLa4jy. GILLETTE'S FURNITURE HOUSE fsssssssnsstsMMisiiinmii MiMMMMimmmiiMf The Free Piano HAS ARRIVED See it at Mrs. Anderson James Harmon Store and Tell Us What You Think of it said that "Sse thought it the swellest piano she tver saw in -this town. .......! -I..4 IIU!. ...:-. M...t .4 .! otaaM If ,fks tuj 4& . vuncu mat l nuc nuuiu Bc " sn nm -mm mw, spend half his time collecting certificates. j Miss Mary Cannon thinks the piano is going to be woa by her. because she has a force of scholars all ready to go : to work collecting certificates. Whan rVfrfJL JTflCkBUilt saw the piano she said "That is a fine instrument, , ttiicu mro ejacsaQn and l ol to work hard to t it for my horM . Llttl M Im fff Mrtf n who is just ten years old and taking her first music , lame autm marnn Iesson .d that,Her Papa would hve t0 buy , ,j nts ciotnes aaxi snoes ana nats ana cveryining; at nc tor's so that he could get the piano for her." Many Others Expressed Similar Opinions No wonder they all want the piano. It is and instrument anyone would be proud to own. , You can get it if your friends will help-ask them and commence collecting certificates today. Examine the piano at our store and enter your name in the contest. (Fill out, cut out, and mail or bring to our store.) O. M. Hector, Klamath Falls, Oregen: I wish to nominate as a candidate in your piano contest I understand this is merely a nomination, not a vote, and does not obligate me in any way. Name . , , , Date Address Use This ,.:, Nomination Coupon ; TolaitatfirYttY ': H .jrfrl "i- 0. M. HECTOR, .SySKSf i1 4 -i i a. r ?xl v M.I -. & rr ....-s I I'KJM J i-(, :?? a. Si i ir r. ICr smmi