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About The Evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942 | View Entire Issue (Dec. 14, 1909)
u u Pi .-$U ". tT - 1 X ' tt V ,,n , K i ? . i ' i 4-v . n tS 1 y fek - t& 'j i .,"' Vk 'ir,, HARSH LANDS OREGON'S RICHEST SOIL ABEL ADY tfa ,Wi 80 PUt CINT. VIGETABUE MATTER.; KLAMATH'S GREATEST BARGAINS AT $25 PER ACRE AND UPWARDS.; PHONE 303 EASY TERMS tmatvw THE EVENING HERALD Iaraed Dally, Except Sunday, by the saaai HERALD PUBLISHING COMPANY W. O. SMITH, Editor SUBSCRIPTION r, ay att, tn year atlr. ay mil. Hz moatha Dan?, by Mil, fkrt mUi Batty, by mall, mm Mtk Dally, delivered by barrier, oaa wee RATES: INVASION OF ENGLAND. ....15.00 1.50 1.15 SO 15 KLAMATH FALLS. TUESDAY. DECEMBER 14. 1909. THE M00ERN WAY. till J a. m.. aad ana In m haata to BUt. jhp n wee puua inat ne 1TM la ao heate to Mart. Mar tad Iwr father atve a aha Am) Hk Mm Umb and there tt ha ahiell come and put him eta 1 aaeae ha didn't car. MMMt whisper. "Darimg Mm, I ansa rott'U ban to a." AM ee be ataBBlr stayed riant oa : waa uraea eewa mw. aether did not ! r tea ber to dltmlee aim atralgfct- Iwr nan Um jakaetera bsM have tab) kt oat lata tha dta mat aewaaara eueh i owt naaawe, I declare. Far levers do juat aa they bIossb. had Barents do not eara, DatfoH tree Prase. Tha Idaal Vkma bwm ot pie I Mate my. Haw II Grewa. A personal advsntur. A tala of lor. or strata, lUlatad t.n yara laur Daw aot tlMrtby grow lam. Tb f.llow who nulla It About himatlf takta cara To bm that anrr pleasing DeWsaiBsnt la there. Parhaaa ba had occasion Basse emallar man to Uek Who Bland on him a batata! Aad moat ualoralr trick. But whaa ha haa to Ytew tt Acroaa at rears a apaa R.'ll ban It bla oppoamt Waa twlea aa tana a maa. Or marbt la a contaat Ta win a levelr lam Oood fortuna want aaewat him Aad aDt his hspm to trass. Bat when la Us. hla rtngWts Have turned te gray tram brewa Bla veratoa of the story Will ear ha turned her down, Ife only human nature For men at later date To make themselves the heroes. The aura enough near great. It their were ever vanquished. If humbled waa their pride. They very Boon forget It And tall the other aide. An Ostomist train cut bla leg oaT." That waa a terrible accident" "Tea. bat be at once aaw the bright Me of If "A damage aultr "No. Ha said ba woalda't ba wt- Mad with coraa." The Atta.k la by the , Nel by an namy't Armed Fores. England does not look as Urge ta Americana of today ns It dtd to our great-grandfather, nor Is the reason all to be found tn ultorlcal perspective, Aa a matter of fact, Kngland Is realty much smaller limn It was Tn their day, because It lias last thousand of acres by marine erosion. Kvcry year tba ocean takes heavy toll trout "the tight tittle Island." It Is a long time since Ravenspur waa a name of nicanlug orcu to Eng llshmen, yet In 1300 Itavenspur was a largo and prominent city, mora lot portant than the city of Hull la today. Henry IV. landed there In that year, aa 8bakaspcare notes. The city sent two maa to parllameut; but, like many other towns In that part of Yorkshire, It Ions sco vanished under tbo sea. In the rclgu of Edward I., says a writer In the New York Bun, Cornwall measured Uftecn hundred thousand teres. Today just half of that la left. tbo rest washed away by the sea. It la aald that between Land's End and tba Scilly Islands lie 140 parish cfcurcbee aad villages. A Una of an chorage of Beleey, In 8usaex, la still called by Bailors "the park." It won Ita same daring the reign of Ueary VIII, whaa It waa a deer park famooa far Ita stags. Duawlch, tba ancient capital of East Aaglla, furnished forty sblpa to Henry III. aad waa ao powerful aa to appall tba Earl of Leicester. A forest lay between the city and tbo tea, bat la tba reign of Edward II. tbo aea en gulfed 400 of Its homes. In 1077 comb ers washed In the market place, and la 1700 the great church of 8t Teler'a collapsed Into tbe sea. Mora recently, In a single night, $30a 050 worth of damage waa dona In tha Keatith towa of liargate. Within tha last decade Sussex haa lost 374 acres a the sea and other counties in proper- NEW SHORT STORIES MeKlnl.y Remembered Facts. "Perhaps one of the reasons for Pree. Ident UcKlnley'a popularity," said V. 8. Hart, the Cash Hawkins ot "The Squaw, Man," "was tils remarkable memory of faces. "I wss leading man for Mme. Uhea aevera! years ago when Mr. McKlnley waa governor of Ohio. Although I am a tall man. In ouo of tbo play I ap peared aa Napoleon. It does not mat ter how I made myself look small ao aa to look like Napoleon. I sat most of the time through tbe play, and when I did stand up I shrunk myself down, and no actor was allowed to come cloaa to me. "Governor McKlnley saw Iho play, and after tba performance be came back on the stage and paid bis respects to Mme. Rhea. He asked for tbo actor that played tbe part of Napoleon, and On tba Table. "I aaderaUnd you are a good Jaag at chlckaaa.'' -Yea; 1 rather pride myaelf oa It" imttalmV tfl. t muk, ft.. ' ", VSrV JW UHBI US UHI BOCK eVM- astl -aStlf aam " aaTamBmm gsaml .af laart aatad what I aat"-New Ta . SST. ,. .. ., . . ... VWB) am woyil V fcawYCU BUIU WUI SJSJ alaaaad to render an expert oplntea." I aaver Whyaatt ar gaagtmahy temaf- aaya Ra a I Japaaeaa are aa he hi Maclco ready to Invade Tesaa aa aaa aa war la declared. Not a large, feree, te ha sure, bat If taaj taefcla tha Texaa cacamber eras ttat WIS ba daablad, yaHa aad aU. Thafe Alt When tkJea are grajr And Jera away And sorrows by you alt When grim datpslr And eerfcJng eara T.ur pras.no. never quit When hot aad cold Your head you hold Don't lt your eourag. drip. But buck up strong And jog along You've only got the grip. la Ptolemy's tba any killed a cat waa put to death. oaa wfca I Helping the Town By aajawagi yatar aBaatey aa a baak ha yaear eara eeeaaatBV Mr yaa laanaav tti aamastautltr'a aawar u dk hsjaaaaaa. If aaAaaaaalal sswaaara ttaat to htrrew Baaasay tlktra at aaere to laaa ahaaa. II $mi haak yot-r atoary away traaa aaaaa It ia NeaWWaal aVVMeT afaWaaBMarVf aBBWaTaMaTsSU Bawati aBBaBtaaTAsfaMnW easWIg amma BBBBBBfatml sbbbbbbbbbbbV bbbbbbbbbbtT gmmBBBBBaami emat BBBQaaBtaal BSBBamasasI staaa bbbbbbsI PUeadsaa M ia pat to wet ia wars that hate all, The First National Bank of Klamath Falls i tea haak to mat raw If 1 jA Savings Account Z la a a Mat t olfcft There la ao f orfeKaro ia tha aattbeoar, aad H la aader tha owmer'a eoatrol at It wat tMo aim over alckaaaai it wHI eara for ale am Jha Baet aai it was aa alaa i . K mmw im.--.... aaataa V- t" aaaayt aam aaap m aaj aaa. aam) i i : . aaaa aamaaT ssaa aa I '.fr Fl' 1 ri lataa uit'i I-tVKv" if fc&L. Jfcaj.aifaai to aaaa ta The it. ir, TlTit and Saflnga Bank r-Svs ff H." (ii hHi.' WrfH mmmimymmum u . T ' i''!, .tov 17 -f . Hnadrada of thousands of dollara are spent every year by tbe coast dtlee taalatalnlng aea walls and coast de faaats, but every year come atom which tear these ramparts to pieces. Ia a single nlgbt hundreds of feet of granite wall will be torn away, tha uaslTe blocks rolled out to aaa or tarowa higher on tbe land aad gapa la tha wall of defeaae caUbllabad. Trahu of supplies are kept at proper points to aid In repairing such breaches. royal commission oa coast erosion haa been appointed to study thla who! asatter of Invasion by tha aea aad ta propose measures of mora atectlve da- Making Him Feel lasy. tana Warren, tha author of "Ten Taaataad a Year,'' haa beta tha tub tact of many anecdotes, none of-them better thta one which I flrst beard re lated about him by hla friend. Matthew Davaaport Hill. Looklag la one day at Warren's chambers. Hill noticed that ha Beamed a Sttla troubled. "It Is." aald tba law-yar-aovelJst "most unfortunate. I oaght to hava dined tonight with the lord chancellor, bnt Mrs. Warren It about to present ma with another olive branch. How can I leave her? I hope hla lordship won't be annoyed at my putting bias of." "On," returned Hill, "doat moke yoareelf uneasy. 1 am oaa af the guests. I know him ao well I eaa pat It all right for you." With these worde tha visitor prepared to leave tha room. At ant prefaaely grateful, Warren araeeatly eeemed a little perplexed and aud: "By aad bye, after all I won't trtatlt yea to aay anything about ma to tha ehaaceUor. Between ourselves, I have aet bees Invited." "Well." rejoined mil, "make your eelf comfortable oa that point For that matter, neither have I."-PoJJ Mall Gaaette. Happy Outleek. They bad had their fortuaea told by daatlae palmistry aeparately leet their aurrlage should he auepected aad ware comparing notes. There waa only oaa thug I dlda'l uur aald Aageiina, "aad that wh that-that I waa to ba married twice." "Whatr Edwin exclaimed. "It wasn't my fault" pleaded Aaga Maa. "She aald It waa wrlttea ta but PtlltK, CI.KAN, MII.K mvr VHK.W MII.K Wo have the best and most healthy coh wo can buy. Wo fved tho licit of liny ami iirnln. Wu umiituy only tho most experienced mun to bo bail, nud ny them tho best ot iiKe. Our rows urd kept on n clean lionrd floor that Is swept dally mid kupl clean mid sanitary. , Wo Invite (ho public to Inspect our premises. Our motto Is pure, clean milk at it reasonable price. Wo can't kIvo )oii puro milk In winter at summer prices, aud wu sell only puro milk, ns It comes from tho cow. Our winter prices are $3.00 per quart or I1.C0 per pint per month, or 30 cents tier gallon. When )ou want milk to plenso ou rail up Straw's Dairy, phone 823. JA8. W. 8TKAW. MtHrerWfMtWeM HUMOR OF THE HOUR "ran xext timb i nan you i nora it will aa ia wAsuiauroa." be and I conversed a long time about tha great French soldier, In whom the governor eeemed very mucb Interested, probably because be bad been told so taay timea that be looked like blm. "When Governor McKlnley left me 1 aald to blm, 'Governor, tbe next time I aea you I hope It will be In Washing ton be waa being boomed for presi dent at that time. "Tbo following spring I waa In Wash ington, and McKlnley waa president I was standing with a group of men In tbe street one afternoon when we heard some cheering, and some one tried that tbe president waa driving In a carriage toward us. Tbcre was some excitement, and we all lined up on tbe curb to give blm a cheer. Hit carriage turned up toward us, and be waa slow ly driven a few feet away, so near that wa could have shaken hla band. Now, I had seen blm only once, months before, yet tbe minute bla eyes met ajlse ba stalled and leaned out of tbe carriage and aald, 'Well, you aee tbe next time wa meet Is In Washington.'" New York Motalng Telegraph. At the Minstrel Shew. Mr. Bones Ab ah-au-ah-ah, Mlstah latrrlocutor-M-m-m-m-mlstah Interloc utor T Interlocutor Mr. Hours, please don't slide that way when you talk. What can t do for you, sir? Mr. Bones - IMIM l's dun got a-a-a-a-a-a puixle fo' yo. Interlocutor A puizlo for me, rbt Well, send It along. Mr. Itones. Hut do atop tbat sliding when you talk, Mr. Bonre - W-w-w-w-w-w-whst would yo' call a-a-a-n-a-a-a-a man tint wus bo'n In Germany, nhntinh ah-ah ah-ab-ab-ah-ab nb educated In Hpatn, ah-ab-ab-ab-ah-ah-ah lived In Italy an' ah-ah-ah-ah died tn de United Htatrtl Interlocutor I.ot mo see, now. The paxxle Is what would I rail a man who waa born In acroiany, educated in Spain, lived In Italy and died lu the United states. Tbat's ton luucu for me, sir. Hones, so we'll Just let yeu answer tt yourself. Mr. BoiiM-l-M-M-I-M-l'd call him a dead one, sab. Interlocutor Very good, Mr. lionet, very good, slrl And now Mr. lionet will kindly favor ut with that touching little ballad entitled "Papa, Get the Hammer; There's a Fly on Ilaby's Haad."-A. B. Lewis In Judge. Goodrich's Cash Store C. F. GOODRICH, Proprietor Dealer in Dry Oood.i, Clothinjc. Shoe., Carpet, Rujja, Wall Paper and )roccrlcn HatA, tetaaei . .$ .TA tttttaett tltHO INcIo .40 40c to ..,..,....,.. ........,,,. . . . . . .mi "v wnu FLie Tattle Halt, (Ut pound, for Nnap Heap, 100 liars for t'onVe, er pound Tea, ier miuihI Nlar Tuliams per plug Hoi-m-mii ToiMms iwr piug . Nrar Head Tolwuo, per plug Itlra. IMr INIUIIll ........... i ib'aiis iier Miiiiid , .tie anil ColunibU (1st Flakes, le4i fu rhlnawarr la. raid laiange ........ Violet Oats, package , . . Vlnlvt I'anrakp Flour ......... Moiled Oats, In bulk, Id pounds for Itrlrd rrunrs, IKI Hiumla For Nugar, ier sack . Gold IMl.t ................. i,,.....,., .....,,,,, ,,,,.... .............. I................. .... ....,,, .(Ml ,4A ,4A .40 .11 .07 AH .IA .1(1 1.00 l.oo .ta .HA Highest Price Paid for Hides and Produce f That yoa watt to ba aearrfed hrlear "Yea." "Bar I'm to to married twlea too." A Feeullar CeM. Sbaa Raarea bad been aonouaced to lag at a tmtll public dinner at which Dlckena presided, and, aa bappeaed aot Infrequently, 8ima Ileeves had aometblng the' matter with but throat aad waa unable to attend. Dickens announced this, and tbe announcement waa received with a general laugh of lacradullty. Tbl made Dlckena very angry, and be rote manfully to tba de feaae of tba delinquent. "My friend, alma Beeves," be aald quietly, "re- grata bla Inability to fulfill bis engage ment owing," ba added, with caustic event, "to aa unfortunately tat aad highly faeetioua cold." CantefVa Free House. "You've beard, I guess, tbat Andrew Carnegie's gifts of libraries and tba like represent yoat about tba surplus of bis Income," aald a maa In Wall street one day Isst week, "but few people know the story of bow 'tba laird of Bklbo' got hit One residence on upper Fifth avenue, New York. Hera U the story aa I heard It: "One of hla friends went to tbe Fifth avenue bouse to aaa Mr. Carnegie. Tbe Ironmaster took him through tba man aloa, abowtng blm tbe big organ, tba marble swimming pool, tbe conservato ries, the terraeee and all tho rest of It "Thla home mutt bare cost you a pretty penny,' aald tha visitor, "'It didn't coat me a cent,' replied Mr. Carnegie. "Tba visitor waa ao much aurprlsed to couldn't aay anything. " 'Too aaa, It waa thla way,' contin ued Ida boat. 'I bought this block of aome time before I built the Tba value of It went up very fast ao tbat when I aoldtha Madison avenue aide of tba lot I made enough eat of It to pay for tba Fifth avenue aad. Aa for tha bouae Ittelf-wtll. tbe asoaey for tbat came from a dlwy with Frlek."-New York Timet, Tough Chewing. "You should nave beard Knox roast tag Iluskle last night He used tome pretty bard words." "Yes, but tbey didn't seem ao bard to Knox last nlgbt aa tbey did this morning." "How do you meant" "He bad to eat tbem this mornlng."- GatboUc Standard and Timet. Barney Cb-afAC S Berry For Men, Women and Children Flexible Flyer The Sled teera tbat Steel Coasting Sleds ROBERTS & HANKS -hone 173 Main ftreet MtMMeaeataoaMteaeaeaet)eafeMe.MoaMMa The I'rorestors Wlte-You baven'l kissed me for a week. Tbe I'rofessor (tbsently)-Are you sure) Then who I It I bate been klsslngl-Llre. Visitor How long are you lu for. my poor man? I'rlnouer lluuno. VU ttor-llnw ran t'bat I? Prisoner-It's a life neiitem-v.-ralliflnoVr. HOME REALTY GO. Watch thla Space for "REAL SNAPS" Don J. Kcuwslt, ITesldent Abstracting Maaj, riaaa, atot Male, Sic. K. M. Beta, flea-Tree, aad treat Klamath County Abstract Go. , Sunreyord and Irrigation Inglaeera HtftT E Mmikow, Srcrvlsrt KIswsUj Falla, Oregon tattaaoaeoeaaeaaataae tatataiasataeatast 11,000 Oood home; lino lot; cen trally located; & rooms; a bargain for tbu money. $2,300 Flno houso and lot; clota to public school; well located and well worth the money. 3,000 Fine modern home; alt Im provements; flno section of tha city. Tho house Is now and built in a flrst-clats manner throughout. TIMIIF.lt CLAIMS HOME8TKAUH Sillvllle OMte Rules. Wa never return rejected artlelea. Wa gat a dollar a toa for tbem at tha paparmlll. Write oa oaa aide of tha paper oaly. Whaa tha other aide la bbtak wa eaa Sgare op our ioaeae oa It Sabacrlbtra who bare aot reotlred tha paper ta three weeka or mora ahould taaulre at tha aherira aaaaa. whtra a raaaoa wiU probably to glraa v-rraai u suataa la i r '". ' re Huxlss Larger View. James Hannay, once a member of tbe staff of tba Pall Mall CJaiotte, waa a typical man of letter. And Huxley, aa everybody knows, waa a typical aclentlflc man. Hannay bad been a midshipman when Huxley waa a naval aurgaon. Years after the two met each other on the stepa of tha British aaueeum. "Huxley,' aald Hannay, "I eara nothing for maa except aa a crea ture of htatorlcal tradition." "Nor I," answored Huxley, "for lam axaept aa a compound of gaa and wa ter. "But" be added, "If we were each of aa batter educated men than we an wa ahould know bow to respect aaaa other's itudlte mow." ., Family OivMen. rrland-So that, to your llttta boy? BaloatovarytataUlgeat Fraud Mam-BM-Jaat h I wu it U ta My la bmm lata, tor ta "TIIK ItKI) FIIONT" Omce, Mala St Phone 811 A Man is known by the Candy he gives. A box of Lowney's Chocolates "Hft.1 ,il.It,,ble aCJUrI,tmM WtUVLX. Large shipment just received at UNDERWOOD'S PHARMACY WANT ADS. FOB UAI.B Miscellaneous. For Sale Canaries, Mrt. C. C. Low, Oak Fourth and Filth. flno singers. St., between FOIl 8ALK or will exchange for Klamath county property, tmtll (arm In Mondoclno, near Uklab; well Im proved; nice location. For particulars address II, T. DARNBTT, Midland. 4 Baldwin Motor and auppiy Company At'TOMOIIII.K (M1M0IC IlKI'AlltH AND Hl'I'I'Mia, KLECTItlOAIi WIIUNQ 1'I.VMIIINQ AM) TIN'NINQ All Work Uaaraatred. Mala Ht Oppotlta HaMwta Hard ware Coniiany, KUmath Paila, Ore. I'bono em, Steam, Hot Air and Hot Water Heating MISCGIXANKOVb. For Rent Suite of rooms In stilt Diocx; can be used for light houso beeping. Stilts Dry Qoods Co, rAiMjKi nana ironers at the Klamath Falla Steam Laundry, FOR RENT Storeroom at corner 7th aad Mala ata. Inaulra of 0. W. Harlow oa praatlaaa, Phone Itestdonce 133, Office 101 Dr. J. E. Taylor, PHYSICIAN AND BURGUON. I'ostoffico Bulldsg, DK.C.P.MASON Dcitilt wltaaBaik aad Truat 0.'g Bltg. TULBrSOMB It D.V.IOnriUtMDAU Attoracy at Law Ilaawta Falla, Oragau Dr. Ajmoa a Gravaa A. a, 0.OaTa6tATal. iUaauth fUla, On. Pottoaaa !., aaaoad aaa Mala IU 1M1. t (A