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About The Evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942 | View Entire Issue (Dec. 8, 1909)
' I, - ?; yivi ," ' v , 1. 'M f M ; w b ' ffr- V Jn if.- Is 'J "J t MARSH H WUt OtHT. VEGKTABlE MATTE1L . 1 Tut 1 T . -. - THI EVENING HERALD , I(md M(r Bsetpt gaod.y, b, u,, j HERALD PUBLISHING COMPANY W. O. SMITH, Editor . SUBSCRIPTION mifi sr lauii rear. ...... Bally, ay ssall, tit months Bally, by aaall,- three aeeeth Dally, hyaieM, aa meath .. . . Bally, delivered by carrier, oaa week. . KLAMATH' FALLS. WEDNESDAY. DECEMBER 8. 1909. . la M actor who waa not. much gtv ea to tl caaerlac glass, says tb Bill board, oae evealag went to din at the dak with a friend-met several Basra,' with the Tasalt that ha got "pret ty sBbw." He left hto friend and atartat baaae aad aald to himself: "My hay, yaare drank. What are yoa go hfttat ahaat R I kaow. ni go aaase aai taad. Whacrar haanl aboat aafcaakaaauanaatagr Well, best he waat la a eab-weet to the library a read. Mrs, Aetar ea the ecene. -What yaa detagT" ah qaav , ?WI sr seat-yea at what rai , e)eBaBrdar; Tat reading.' ;p "atoedlagr aald hla wife aeonifally, ;: -What are yea nedlagr ' ' hashed at the book, bat coaUat V ' ' sat th wards, aa said, "That book'a 1 t ' 'baaa la the baas f er th tost twenty , yaaaV aa K yaa dea't kaow I'ai aot sjelaa? ta taH yaa." , Ta Ihla hla wife nailed wrathfaUy. "row M teal, ahat an that valise and saeebed.M John Knox a a Prophet. Joha Knox, the reformer, would aatai ta bar pooeessed la ao ordlaary , aagree the spirit of prediction aad to ,hae fusts Id with aeearaey aot oaly cattala rasas rtshls areata of public Isaairtaatt, bat aleo the alUawt fat of eaftaaa andtvlduato. Tana whea cob- desaaed ta th gailer at Rochell he ,'-tk' hla aaataaea with the greateet nswly remarking that la f be weald "wrtkla two or year attach the gospel la it hi.- Thla predlcttoa. t haaiebahl of aeceewttohmeat at . the tbae It waa attend, waa afterward ' IstotaBy faaaBsd. Kaor predicted with aeearaey the death of Tboawa Malt--J' lead aad Kirkcaldy of Ornate aad ',.'!( eaaria-.wataed the reseat Xarray. aot .to ga UaNthgaw. aa If he did a he BMet hla death.. The n- dbaaaaMad U waralag aad did :wtththefateofwh1chKaozhai eavawaraea aaa. What Ma laid. Utrl Girl (to lady rlltor)-Fleaae. Vha Jawerer. let bm ace yosr tonga. Hla J. (aerpriaecD-Wbr. ray dearl LHU OW-Wby. ma aald yoa'd aa aad af a toagaa.-Loadoa Sketch. I Helping the Town Mr yaa tllu waat ta Kin yovr aleaey ' hidden at baa Mlaaat to week la waya that heap alt. The I IHrct Nutionnl Rnnlr V- JIB WaaTaj ! :4h of KUnutk Falls !L la a pat year aaoaey la eafe aad n Katie If A Savings Account . b a rala' day li It la R wtt ltd him ever a ha aaaat fat It wHI ha ataa. It la r 'hS-5 j It am aad, r v-j -! i ro&ft1" i M V. The. i Uf -rT 'Jtk. . ib21 ftUiiLac . ntv iniii uu: tS Will Mil I kt LANDS mt RATES: eeee "5tv0 1.60 (( 15 eaaaeaaeaeaaai ! Th Canareeatlen Smiled. Two country clergymea had agreed to exchange pulplta on a certain data. One of them made tbe following eel aa annooncement to hla coagregatlea aa the Sabbath pnrloaa to th ereat "My dear bntbrea aad aUtera, 1 hare the aleaaan of atatlng that oa next Saaday morning tbe Rer. Zacharlah B. Day will preach for yoa. tat at now alag two reraea of byiaa No, 489, That Awfal Day WOl Barely Ooaae.'" Aad It teak aba eoeae tine ta dlaea? er why the coagregatloa eailled. The Itrot Beat. At tret when a ataa waatad ta croaa a deep atream he waa coaipeBed ta ewba aeroaa. Bat man at beat la a boot awlaiaaer, aad It waa aot loag be fore he lareated a better method of trarellag oa water. A log drifting la a trees raralabed tbe hint By reatlag hla body apoa tbe log aad pUahlag with hla baada and feet be foaad he coald more along faater and eaaler. Tboa tbe log waa tbe drat boat and tbe human arm waa tbe Brat oar. S. E. rormaa la St Nlcnolaa. A WalUr-a Amaalnt WalL Th waiter apoke Indignantly. "Ilea go about," be aald, "complain' lag of being mtatook for waiter, bat It H oa tbe other foot really that the ahoe reata. Ua walten an the real complainant In tbeae cateo of mlatak- ea Ideatlty. Oar klcke an alacen. The othen' ring falae. For at dance aad ball aad aocb like crueaea many a young man make money by betaa aUatook for a waiter. Ilow doe be make money Why, be la tipped, and all them tip bo pocket, nerer think lag of banding them over to tneir rtghtfal owners. At CTcry big affair wa coaat on a loaa of 3 per cent ttroagh the dtahoneet adranug that baaecaaloaa yoaag awetla take of b las adatook for, waltera." - Pblladel ahla Ballatla. la tala great, whirling, paiblag, eaaapettoar, beay world," saya Arthar BrUbaaa, "then la no lubatltute far bralaa." Pity 'tla, 'tit troel Anyway tbe war of tbe Greater New York political boaaca might be refemd ta The Hague tribunal Jut to ee key would do about It la yoa i u If r ta It la anaey away ilaaad awi aellcy, a Thar la aa forfeMare aader the ewacre eeatrel at alekaeaai It w ear f er U aaa htaa i a ataa Ilka aaaaaa.laaha aaat, at 'mglSJ . . .''.- aMfingf JMI1K 'R IMM f , OREGON'S KLAMATH'S THE THAW BELL ROPE. Hew It aad the Cendueter'a Supremaay Came te Be BaUbllahed. Althougb then doca not acem to be anything la commou between pugtllaai aad nllroad rule, yet tbo adoption of the familiar bell rope that atntrbea through every car of tho modern train waa tbo ntult of a Qatle cncounteri At the aame time and by the leaue of th aame combat tho aupretnacy of the con doctor In nllroad travel waa ordained. It waa Philadelphia which gare betb to tho world. On of the oldcat nltroada In th country la th Philadelphia, Wilming ton and Baltimore, now known as tbe Philadelphia, Baltimore and Washing ton, which waa opened In 183T. The terminus lu Philadelphia was at Broad and Prime streets Prime street now being known as Washington avenue and after crossing tho Schuylkill river at Qnj'a Ferry the route ran along tbe Delaware river on what la now tbo Cheater line of tbo Reading railway. Tbe first schedule contained on pas senger train, which went to Baltimore oa day aad came back the next, which waa considered a remarkable feat la rapid tnveU When a train a day each way waa placed In service th people at the two cities served concluded that the acme of convenience in transporta tion had been reached. Next to the president of the nllroad the moat Important functionaries were the engineer and conductor. It waa a question whether or not tbe bead of the line waa not considered a subsidi ary oBeer In popular estimation to the men who nn the train, but Robert Fogg, who pulled tbe throttle, and John Woir, who collected fares, won th deference of tbe public because of their high and responsible duties. ' Fogg, au Englishman, had all tbe tenacity of opinion of bla nee. Wolf, aa American, bad tbe Ingenuity of tbo Yankee and, seeing tbe need of some method by which be could communi cate with tbe engineer, devised tho ecbeme of running a cord through tbe can to tbo locomotive. Aa tbe cngtn was a wood burner, Wolf fastened oaa aad of tbe cord to a log, which waa placed on tho engineer seat and waa palled to the floor when tbe conductor desired to signal for a stop. Fogg reseated what be considered aa Interference with bla rtghta oa the platform of the locomotive aad oa the awat run out from Broad and Prim with tbe new device paid ao to tbe displacement of the log from the seat wbea tbe conductor da aired to take oa a passenger from a farm near Cray's Ferry, bat sped oa ever the bridge and did not deign to hrlag his eagtae to a atop aatll Bio Bell etatiou. on the south side of the Schuylkill, had been reached. Tbea ha demanded to know of Wolf why ha had been Jerking that log all aboat the locomotive. Wolf hotly declared that be bad alg aaled to atop, bat Fogg ntorted that ha would stop wbea and when b plaaaed and that, too, without any ref erence to orders from tbe conductor, whom he did aot regard aa hla auperlor la the management of the train. The altercation gnw very heated, and Wolf aavltsd tbe engineer from tbe cab to Battle tbe matter, and the challenge waa QjBjckly accepted. Paaaengen and a group of mea wh had gathered at tbe etatlon to as th trala come In formed a rug aboat the cembataata, bat the fight did not but loag, aa Wolf proved by far the aa perlor artist with hla Oats aad with a few btowa made It almost Uspoaalbla far the engineer td see swacwatly ta complete hla ran, bat Fogg admitted that he had been fairly beaten, aad the aapnmacy of th conductor oa a trala waa settled for all time. Aa the log signal waa erode and in effective. Wolf devlasd th as of a ball oa the locomotive, aad thla method waa boob adopted by all of the Amer ican nllroada. Tbea a code of alg. aale was adopted, aad these remala practically to this day. The oaly change In tbe bell cord la that by us af the air from tbe bnke system a whartl baa superseded the bell la th leeomotlv cab. Philadelphia Ledger. Claye Ready Wit' When Hnry Clay waa etamplac Kentucky for re-election, at oaa of hla mass meetings an old banter of wide political Influence said. "Well, Harry, Pre always been for yoa, bat becaaae af that vote (which be named) I'm goia' asla yoa." "Lat me see year rlaa," aald day. It waa banded to aba. la she a good rlar Ti.M "Did aba ever miss Anf "Well, yaa, one." Why didn't yoa throw her awayr Tbe old hunter thought a moment aad tbea said, "Harry, III try yea Aad Harry waa elected. While th emperor of Korea waat through th utotlous of resigning hla Jab, be undoubtedly felt Juat like the average hind uau wbea Informed that hla services an ao longer required. va though be, ha beeo ahat at twies, it la aot bsHsved that the praaV dent of Franc will hereafter lag areaad.a six shooter aader bla jt' CJ ' " aJfasetlsal. "DM Oearge kiss yea last atojktr "Mawsatsdto." "Watt, what happtasdr "Whaa he atade the preaesal I aa mm ) aaaaast KBsussaa RICHEST GREATEST BARGAINS YORKSHIRE PIES. Men M the Way They Wen Made In i" the Oldsn Day. Th dollcacy of the Yorkshire plea of olden days may be Judged by tbe fol lowing recipe from an old fashioned cookery boek: "First make a good Branding crust, let tbe wall and bottom be very thick: bone a turkey, a goose, a fowl, a partridge and a pigeon; sea Bon them all very well; take half an ounce of mace, half an ounce of nut meg, a quarter of an ounce of cloves aad half aa ounce of black pepper, all beat Una together; two targe spoonfuls af ealt, aad then mix them together. Open th, fowls all down tbe back aad boa tbea, flrst tbe pigeon, tboa tbe partridge; cover them; then the fowl, then tbe goose and then th turkey, which most be large; season them all wall lint aad lay them In tbe crust ao that It will look only Ilka a wbole turkey; then have a ban ready cased aad wiped with a clean cloth; cut It to pieces that hi. Joint It; season It and lay It aa close as you can on on side: oa the other side woodcock, man game aad wbat sort of wild fowl yea can get Season tbem well and lay them dose; put at least fonr pound of bat ter Into the pie, tbea lay oa year lid, which mast be a very thick on, aad tot It be well baked. It mast have a vary hot oven aad will take at least fear hours." It to not surprising ta tad that a footnote adda that tho erast require a bushel of Sour. Cham bers' Journal. A CLEVER REPORTER. He Bet the Interview Word For Weed and Teek Ne Notes. Interviewer I have come to get your views on tbe proposed change ta tbe curriculum of tbe school. Mr. Swelbead Currlculumt Wbafa that meaaT I'm against It whatever It to. Mr. Swelbead (reading th nport of the Interview In the next monUaffa paper "Our distinguished townamaa, Mr. M. T. Swelbead. wa found at hi charming home, surrounded by abua daat ladlcatlona of rip scbolanhtp aad sturdy common sens. In reply ta oar representative's questions he I do not desln to force my opla upoa the public, but this I will aay, that I have given to tbto question leas aad atadlona attention. Incidental ly examlaiag apoa tbe curricula af la aUtaUoaa of leaning, both at home aad abroad, and, although I foaad la the existing course of study not a few autten for condemnation, still I can aot aay that I should advise aay radi cal change until I have further tbae to examine Into tbe anbject" By George, that fellow'e got my exact isagaaga word for word. And be didn't take note neither. Jimmy, bnt what a sssmory that fellow most navel Lea dea Telegraph. KNEW HEP. GRAMMAR. ' The Landlady Wrote Crretly aad Waa Net te Blame. A Londou gentituuaa advertised for apartments at n faxlilonable waterbsg place and recelted many replle. II pitched upon one chiefly because It mentioned a splendid "sea view," and, aa It waa not convenient for Mm to leave bis busluess to sec tbo apart astute, be closed wltb tbe offer by peat, sending a substantial deposit When the time came for blm to take hto holiday be duly arrived at hie destination and waa surprised to Had that not it gllmiHw of tbo sea was ob tainable from any window of hto apurtuieuts. "I thought jou said then waa a splendid sea vlewT be said angrily to tbe landlady. "So there U, air," replied .the land lady, dnwliig hi attention to a picture aa tbo wall, a really excellent palatine of tbo sea. "Why, you-cr er What do you mean by such a swindle)" gasped tbe gentletuua. "I meant a view of too nal sea." "Ob, did you, sir)" coolly said the landlady. "If you will refer to my letter you 1II aco that I distinctly stated then was a splendid sea view in' tbe dnwlng room. Hud I meant a view of tbe nal sea I should lmvo said there waa a splendid sea view 'frost' the dnwlng room. I cannot think bow ao educated gentleman, aa yoa evi dently an, could have made such aa egregious errorr London Tlt-Blto, Uf Cur. Tawker-I sa tiger Sed from a ball la Central America recently. Cattemoff-Well, wbat of It? Tawker Do yoa suppose be wss eowMT Oattemoff-No, bullled.-Kansae City nates. Th' PVBt U (amously)-Er-er. Maraant-ar- tr-tbere'a something has been tnav Buag oa my Up for th tost twf month. ae-Tos, so I see. Why don't yea have It ejfff-Prlacetoa Titer. A Story ef Beau Nash, aaa Nash waa aet satirel a batter fly; as to proved by the following anec anec eote: Bla father was a partaer la a glass bastassa at Swaasis, Tbto wss Utsto kaewa. aad th Dachas of Marl bereagb aac twitted him wRh the a searity af bis birth. "Madam," replied Nash, "I seldom meatloa my father to eeaspaay, aet becaase I have say ne aaa to be asaasMd of blm, bat becaasB ha baa saaaenaaoa tobesshiaisd af SOIL AT $25 PER ACRE SuHmd'i Hit Canal. An aid nlan for a shin canal acne .. narl nf HfotUtlll hSSbei revived and Is boln pushed by busl- aasa Interest of Kdlnlmrgh and ! gow. Olasgow has one plan for cutting taburgh haa another, which Is estimat ed to cell for an expenditure of asa,. 000,000. Originally It wns sngaesled ....- ... .-. . tAih m,i rlvil bar canal should be enlentcd and made Into a tidal canal, without locks, at i t Of 170,000,000. AS y me run barred progress, but tb canal would b at gnat value to commerce, and It Is expected to beooino a reality In time. Kins Seward and Tilni la hto own house the king hns thoughtfully tried to do away as far as possible-It is Impossible to do away with It entlrely-wlth tipping, which In the last yean haa grown to each an outrsifoua eitent thst all but rich men find It a tax to accept Invi tations at country house. First to oaa friend, then to another, tbe king rcsswtcd ttint "lipping boxes" should r put np In their balls, rather than encourage that "promiscuous brigand spy which makes sn invltstkia to a bsf country boaee such a twrar ta hamate ortaw.-uraaei HOME REALTY CO. Watck this Space for "RIAL SNAPS" For 8alo U.000. sis lots; street on both sides; 300x100 ft; fenced; planted In young fruit trees; good 4-room house; very line barn; One chicken bouse; firewood shed and storage barn; all painted; bargain for the money. For Sale Wood claim, close In; will pay big money on Investment. For Sato f 900. Tvo choice city lots; vlow; well located; corner; worth 11,000. TUIUKR CLAIMS HOMCSTKADS TIIK IIKD FROMT" Odkw, MalaSC Pboaefll WANT ADS. FOB UALK Miscellaaeoaa. For Sale Canaries, Mrs. C. C. Low, Oak One singers. st between j Fourth and Fifth. FOR BALE Or will exchange for Klamath county property, small farm la Mondoclno, near Uklab; well Im proved; nice location. For partlculan address II. T. BARNETT, Mldlaad. MUCKUJtltEOl'b. For Kent Suite of roams In Still block; can be used1 for light house keeping. Stilts Dry Qood Co. WANTED Hand Ironon at the . Klamath Falls Steam Laundry. FOR RENT Storeroom at corner 7th and Main sts. Inquire of C. W Harlow on premises. NOTICE OF HoUC OF REAL KSTmTK j la the County Cowt of the State of I Oregon, or tbe ounty of Klamath la the matter of th.. estate aad guar dianship of Chavlea Hugh aad Mary F. Hughes, minora. Notice I hereby given that tbe un dersigned, guardian of the persons aad estate of Charles Hughes and Mary F. Hughes, will sell at private sale aa undivided oae-slxtb Interest each of ssld minora la and te: Lots S, 8, 7 sad I of section twenty (10); Sti of 8WK and lots 6, 1, and of section twenty-one (II); NH of NWK and lot 4 of section twenty- eight (28); EM of EH and NWK of NBK of section twenty-nine (it), all In township tblrty-nln (3) south of range eleven aad a half (114) B. W. M., all in Klamatb county, Ore gon, containing 7B acres, mora or Oa or after the 8th day of December, 1108, for cash, pursuant to order of aald court made aad eatered la the above proceeding ea the Ith day ol November, 1101. Dated at Klamath Falls, Oregon, Nevembar Ith, lilt, l PJUNCM HVwMB, Ouardlaas of the persons aad es tates af Charles Haabw aad Mary r. Ha, ABEL ADY AND UPWARDS Z aaaaBtiltftTTf"""""""" "- Goodrich's Cash Store C. F. OOODRICH, Proprietor Dealer in Dry doods, Clothing:. Shoes, Hat., Carpets, Rur, Wall Paper and Oroceries Z X X Ft-e Table Hall. HO pound Heap Heap, IVU njra ir , Coffer, per puanu tm. tier ixiund . ,,,..i... ,,,,,.. u. TnlHrro. irr idug iiMMhim ihamt. tier plug rlneer Head ToiiartiN per pi"B Hire, per pound , . and llrans tier Miand . c and folunibto Oat Flakes, pier ' vrtlaser la, rarh Mrkage ........ Vlnlet Oats, parbage . VI.JI lMHrahi Flour Rolli-d Oals, In balk, I" Dried Prunes, SO wanda Hagar, per ark (lold Hast Highest Price Paid aeasnaasi Have You Had Any Trouble With Your Heater? No, of cowrie not, if job have one of our "CHEERFULS" WITH CAST LINING Tkat ttonl kive to be repliced etery aeaeon. They kara for yetrs wllkoat rtptlrs. We alio aave a fine llae of atedtsai aad cheap keatera at prices which are right ROBERTS 6 HANKS, SfiKSft" 1 eeaeaaaeeeeee9 Dor J. KeawaLv, Fresiasal AbfUvctlng MasPsTf aTaaaWg KlamaUi County Abttract Go. Sinreyora and Irri)atloa Ealaeera Bssv E VI rraiow. Sscntar KlaaiaUi Ftllt. Oregon aaaeaeMmeeaeeaeaeeaaeaasaaaeaeaeee "JtHT WK WHAT i NKVRH TIIK Heller Roatoped Thaa Kvev I'MI A DOCTOR SlBHTt. ORDRRi" tVTK UNDERWOOD II PHaARMACT CRIHNJ.KII BTILTH lll.llu. PRE. . oUH HCRIITION8 M mmmmmmmmmmmmm BTtWW !!"w HervJr. to Caslomn. " RATF.LY mmmmmmmm AND FILLED rRUII NOTICK FOR I'I'IIUCATION Department of the Interior, U. H Land OBce at Lskevlew, Oregon, October I, 1808. NOTICK to hereby given that James D. Humphrey, whose postotllco address Is Klamath Falls. Oreson. did, on tb 13d day of April. 18o. HI In thla odea swora statemea and application, No. 01817. to nurchaa the 8H ot NBK, W)i of SUM seo- tlon 23, Township 37 South, Usage 8 Kant, Willamette meridian, and tbe Umber thereon, under the provisions if tho set of Juno 3, 1878, and acts imondatory, known as the "Timber and Stone Law," at such vslue as might be fixed by appraisement, and hat, pursuant to such application, the land and timber thereon have been appraised, June 14, 1808, the timber estimated at 548,000 board feat at 0.76 per M. and the land 1180.80; hat said applicant must ofler flnal proof la sapport of his aaallaatlon aad swora statement en tbs 8th day el December, HOB, before R. M. Rich- arsea. United State oomatlsalaaar. at Klamath Falls, Oragon. Aay aarsaa to at liberty to thto BarahhM before aatry, or lalUato PHONE - - - 303 EASY TERMS wmmmmmmirmmmmmmm a lor it iimmi n9 aTA i t .lactu .40 ..40c to .no .411 .40 .4A .11 .OT .M .1(1 .in I, (Ml l.on a.Tn .as ,,,,.... i. .... .,,....... ........ ,......... ,............. wand for ...i... roe for Hklcs and Produce i eeaeeeaaeaeee K. M. Ilcss, tftoal'na. aad Tress amsfwV l9fJaV sWCa a rontost at any time before patent Issue, by tiling a corroborated a davit In this office, alleging fscti which would defeat the entry. ARTHUR W. ORTON, 10-8-18-1 Resistor- Phone Residence III. OBce 1011 Dr. J. I. Taylor, PHYSICIAN AND BUROKON. Peetetsce Ralldaf DR. C. P. MASON Dentin American Dank and Trust Co.'s Dldg. TuanoNs it D.V.KUTKDIDAU Atroraejr at Law KlaBBaak VbIh, Orafai Dr. Amos C. Gravel A. S. OOBTBqPATal. lUaautai VaHs, Ota. Postoa Bids.. Beeoad aad Mala !- j Mf. J