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About The Columbia register. (Houlton, Columbia County, Or.) 1904-1906 | View Entire Issue (May 18, 1906)
Hood's Garoaparllla i:4 uiH4 tul tnlier medicines, la merit. Sales mil ur. lU Sucre, great M II Us Wen, fetl sp parentl only Just begun. Il rxel4 more WsttmocUls la tbt last twe fears lbs U previous tvo-erer tC.XO. It It Ui abiding rulifldrnrecf Ibt people the Wroiit proof of lu niuld worth. ll purifies tht blond, cur all blood dis eases, ell humors Mid kit eruptions. ll strengthens tit stomerb, ereates as appetite m4 buUJs up tb wUul tjsiea. It euree that tired feeling and makes Ui ink strong. In ttal llqijM, or U new tablet form. IM Dveee Ous ImIm. riek from Sas4. A corrioiuleiit of Cardiff, Wale, rriiorti tttat great sand dunes stent) fur tutu along tlx north nmt of tlx Itrltlsh Channel. TL-. In ndilltton' to bring utterly worthies for ill ur omk, art al unar to th narrow trip of lowland Iwtween tlirro and tlit hills. A company of buMnews) men hurt determined to put tlit niil to om use, and If their worka jiroTe proMalile) an Industry will I built up on tl dune. Tbt plan la to tuatiii fartur bricks from ssud. Tli eiirl ntent baa prored a suctcm on the routl nent wter tli bricks ar tirudu'vd In swvvrnl colors and tak a gtuze aatl factorlly. Bom experts claim tbnt tb trtrka mad of aand and Unit will I tli building trick of th future la Wale and tho United Kingdom. Meters Neeted. Senator," akd th reporter, "la tb'sre likely to t any reform legislation la tli near futurel" TiolNiMr not." answered tie eminent statesman, "but lb conviction 1 growing tint tlier ought to .b a change in th form of tituilulstering th oath la court of Justice." "In what respect?" "Well, It I felt that a wit nr. shouM be aworn merely to tell th truth and ttoth'tif but th truth. Telling th wbol truth I not only unnecessary In ni"1 cm , but la sometime highly lajudl clou." Th DIsTereeee, A. It. Klrklmul of It'w1r) It conlict lug a fight sgulnst th motb. II ln tiiiNrted from Zurich a great quantity of biotb pNrutltra, and with th help of tit llttl CTruturc It and the peo I'le of Maanartiuw'tts bop to obliter ate th moth CMtiipletety. Our work may sumd," aald Mr. Klrkland recently, "or w way trr aomew her, and It may fall. It must awived If w u.uk no mistake but then, yoa know, tulst ike ar common. "Mistakes ar rutitnou everywhere, I lienrd lawyer and doctor tiiuut- l"K cue another this afternoon about them. "'You moke good many nils- tnkca, I attpiKMe,' th lawyer an I J. " tou too, no doubt. Mid to doc tor. "'But d'M'tora' mistake ar often burled deep under ground,' aald tit lawyer. "Ye aald th doctor, 'and law yers' mUtakea often awing tlx feet la tl lr r - FItMf Akt Jew Jewtlvr. wbn watcba ar with Hhmu for rwpalr, ar frequently luault d with th reinak: "I truat tbtr U do darutar f crya- tala Miut autat1tntd for th Jwla la th worka of my watch." For a groat many rooa think tbr ar dlahouMt Jwlr who inak a practice, with "full jwldM watcboa, of ubtltutlnc rryttala for tb JwU at to toormou profit Aa a matter of fact, tbm U no truth In tbla auapldoa. A wlr, no matur how dlbont, could oot steal tb Jew el In t watch, for they ar Talula; WASTED TO A SHADOW, AFTER ALL. lb rea Bk 114 Bees Delii Ureal Um4. Mary Cranxton tofed her package of hlxtory pHpera um tbe table, tore o3 ber hat and Jacket ami threw hcraclf umju th couch, tu-r finger prewed uimu her aching eje. Kite wae alck of teaching lck of It! The eager ambi tion with which ah had begun one by one had broken ngaliiHt the Invinci ble barrier of tbe ayateiiL Her high lib-Bin hud faded before day filled to the brim by the endlexa exaction of fifty rcNtlcra boya. Khe had had dream of being an In fluenee lu the lire of her boya, but aomeliow ahe had no time to be an In flueuce. It waa more tluiu ahe could do to "get In'the recjulreuienta of a crowd ed achedule. rib was Jut tired of It all. . Juat then Norah ajx-pored at the door. "Bniebody to aee you, Mla Mary," ahe aald. Mary roe Impatiently. "Somehody" lu that partlculur tone menut a pupil or pupll'a mother. It waa a mother thin time, a ahnbby woman, with ncrvoua hnnda and eye where aorrow had long made a home. She roue timidly aa Mary entered. MI know I'm making bold to come," ahe aald, ' but It ore trouble we r In. Jim, he wouldn't have let me, but I aald It's a ewect womnn' heart ah haa, and she'll help u If ahe can. It's Jim M atony's mother I am." Mary remembered Jim Malony. Sb had worked so hard to help the boy, and now . , "It's the truth I'm telling ye, deary," tliey only coat 10 cents spier. the trembling voice weut on. "Jim's fa In antique watche th Jewel wer ther was not honext, and I was des- often coatly. In modern watch they Iperate afraid for Jim till lie came to Dut Found a Cur After Fifteen Yaars of Suffering A. U. FtotU, menger at the Slate Capitol, I'olimihm, (., sv: .... ... .v r or liiiecn years j nau aioney iiouoir, and though I doctored faithfully, could not And a cur. I had heavy backache, dis sy htadachea and ter rlblo urinary disor ders. On dsy I col lapsed, (ell Insensible on the sidewalk, and then wasted away in bed (or ten weeks. Alter being given up, I began ualng Doan'a Kidney Pills. In a con pi o( months I regalnrd my old health, and now weigh 188 pounds. Twalv boies did It, and I hav ben well two years." 8 jld by all dealers. 60 cents a box. Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y. CL4SSIFIEDADVERT1SING Portland Trad Directory Nam and AddretM U Portland l Rprt Mntaliv UylnM tktm. ( I'lliiTO Kt'l-ri.tKni Kn-Uk divlniliif ni1 nfn. In Hi wrli tut price WuuUnl, I A Cu. alAoli' I.ANiailNM-W.t.irr 'o. foMlitoiL l.o.l irion uu IjinKina Mid Hlldi. k.1 AKIIC ll(lsfcHYHiiiptirir, llrvn: Knliut till fret IlirMummrut tilmikli WoikIiu.I, I larkr. llolthl- H nf all klrt'U for ui at vrry rotl irk'v. Inilr X7k I run I HI. miMl tlintrullciuH' IP" : V wDUrtl, Ctrk A to. AKIIr'IClAI. KYKN- tynf aliawle knit nhnpr; u- Mirimoiil vol on roviili nummril, l lurk la till-AM hi rAltAlollM-W. lukraiitM Ihn U.N. h litiritior lu tw the !!, rit lor tn oi. 1UiWuikI U r lit tt Mid Onll. HK.N riCUn IIIMI - lliifturn A f.n.tlnon. Mem A 1 1 ml ItenlHrnin A Co.'n rarrei't clollim Kverxililn In nirn' fiirnlnlilnitii. Murrliuu Mid Hlllb IIIIMia. (lpH!l IXMIUllll'. I'OCI.THY KXMi-lf jroii mil your hen la lr llinr riimwnie lor Trr partlrulari iiul fu )ll.A lUll.lllY fc,b.lB-Acui Mill t', I'ontaoil, Orrtiua. I'lANim A OIKIANH Dlrtral piano hrniaa on I'a rine ruaai. Orana and t'lanoa oi( a)r paymeula. Writ Ar 11 ui cjuoia jron a price. AUeu A Illlbert-Uaniaker to, J'unlaml, tiraimn. TKI.KflKAlMlY TAI'CIIIT ritF.K. Com iilcUi i'(iur "'l KMlton ourrd whi'ii Hmituitleit 1 lila nITfr icxhI only fur nlmrt time Write fur i ar tl. lliara. f'AI'l r 1(! TKl.KOIt A I'll INHTlTt'TK OraoJ 1ltati llullillu, t'urllaiul, Uragoii. ar nvr worth mor than IIS a groa. llaka Dltereae. Dweller In apartment Iioukcs some time seem to forget thnt conversation lu the entrance hull may be overheard by other tenants. Tbla was the greet ing which a Muted huatiiuid received st the door of bla apartment recently "Hon't talk to mcl I know very well what you would n.iyt Itut I know you have Ikhmi off playing poker and lmt nil your money!" "No, I didn't, my dear; I won twen ty dollars," wu the conciliating an swer. The other voice suddenly modulated. "Well, (icrlmps after sll we women are a little too severe a man should have a little recreation now and then." II Waa I.ocklac Akead. In a cozy chair Mr. Trouble Hunter sat In front of a big warm atove, but looked sad as the smoke curled from hi clear Havana cigar. Ills lovely wlf placed ber arm on the top of tb chair back and with th other hand stroked bis troubled brow, "lis something gon wrong la busi ness, dear?" ah asked. . He remained silent "You v been disappointed over something?" He remained silent and on his face care brooded. "What on earth Is worrying you. dearT she asked with tears In her voice. "I was Just thinking," he said sadly, "of the approach of spring, when 111 have to take the stovepipe down." In dlunaol!s Star. Tb Mmm en th llipi. They were going to the matinee. She was up in her boudoir putting on fin thlng touches, and he waa sitting Im patiently ou the front steps. "(Seorge," she culled down sweetly, "Jtint one minute more until I find my gloves." Flftri minutes pawed. "George," came from above, "watt another second. I've lout my pin." Twenty minutes slipped by. "George," she continued, "don't go. One moment A button Just Jumped off my shoo." Long silence. Then George calls wearily: "Hurry a little, Ethel. If you get down In another fire minutes we can inako the evening performance. Mat- luce's over long ago." you. Then, suddeu-Ilke, be straight' cued up. 'Mother ho says, 'ehe believes me, and I ain't going buck on her.' "And he didn't, deary, I know he didn't After ho went to Crulg & Shlp fK'ti'a, every night he'd look me strulght In the eye, and 1 knew. Then jester day there wan money lost, nnd they iuvumhI him. They they knew nlxtut bU father. Jim mm it word to mo, and tvnn this: "Tell MInb Crunnton I didn't go buck on her.' So I made bold " Mary's hitmbt closed about the flut terlng tinker. "I'll como with you this minute," alio mild. "I think that we can get him out and If not, we'll tell Jim that we're proud of him." Two hours luter Mary returned. She had worked hard, but she had per suaded Jim's employers at last and the look In Jim's eyes grateful, hon est eyes had rewarded her a thou sandfold. Her glance fell uixm the history papers, and she smiled. The afternoon" seemed so long ago ! Youth's Companion. in (I J .7 7 :-- 4 ;' ftl' SlAlaYaAaaW I 9 "-l "-mini in niMir TheWinningStroice If more than ordinary skill In playing brings the honors of the game to the winning player, so exceptional merit in a remedy ensures the commendation of the well informed, and as a reason able amount of outdoor life and recreation Is conducive to the health and strength, so does a perfect laxative tend to one's improvement In cases of constipation, biliousness, headaches, etc. It b all-important, however, in selecting a laxative, to choose one ot known quality and excellence, like the ever pleas ant Syrup of Figs, manufactured by the California Fig byrup Co., a laxative which sweetens and cleanses the system effect ually, when a laxative is needed, without any unpleasant after effects, as It acts naturally and gently on the internal organs, simply assisting nature when nature needs assistance, without griping, irritating, or debilitating the internal organs in any way, as it contains nothing of an objectionable or injurious nature. As the plants which are combined with the tigs in the manu facture of Syrup of Figs are known to physicians to act most beneficially upon the system, the remedy has met with their general approval as a family laxative, a fact well worth con sidering in making purchases. It is because of the fact that SYRDP OF FIGS is a remedy of known quality and excellence, and approved by physicians that has led to its use by so many millions of well informed people, who would not use any remedy of uncertain quality or inferior reputation. Every family should, have a bottle of the genuine on hand at all times, to use when a laxative remedy is required. Please to remember that the genuine Syrup of Figs is for sale in bottles ot one size v. V&'j on,y by all reputable druggists and that full name of the jU'- '1 company California Fig Syrup Co., is plainly printed on 1 the front of every package. Regular price, 50c per bottle. 11. W 1 Ti ia - 1 1 1 aaaaaaaaaMaalaWTraTM WWaaaMaBaaSaBaBMBMBaa-aBM-aB af I '.-. EC - ,Vna-anialuTi ' A y1MflT..A.-,yj! miHaWliiif-lllilfiill .v;-i:t., ?.--. ,'.; U . f f ivnaMrnaaai i a?."i .; 1 ...., ..;' '3 "i 1 ". i littVT-"" '-"'-- pj - .1 n. J Vi'i'iir i inaia M aMiiif I.' iPiflFORNiA Hg Syrup (gi&iil W.L. Douglas 3o&t3.ooSHOES!a W. L. Douglas $4.00 Cllt Edge Line cannot be equalled at any price ',Vvt't'lV.'.!.7TI V ;;i',i..-'.;, The Kind You Hav'o Always llouRht has borne tho BlgTia ttire of Ckas. II. Fletcher, and lias been made under his pcrHonal supervision for over 30 years. Allow no ono to deceive you In this. Counterfeits, Imitations and JiiNt-as-pood " aro but Experiments, nnd endanper tho health of Children Experience against Experiment. What fs CASTORIA - Castorla is a harmless substltuto for Castor OU, Pare boric, Drops and Hoothlnpr Syrups. It Is Pleasant. It contains neither Opium, Mor phi no nor other Narcotio substance. Its npo is its guarantee. It destroys AVorms and allays Feverish ncss. It cures Diarrhoea and Wind Colic. It relieves Teething Troubles, cures Constipation, and Flatulency. It assimilates tho Food, regulates tho Stomach and Dowels, giving healthy and natural sleep. The Children's Panacoa Tho Mother's Friend. Tie KM You Have Always Bought Bears the Signature of A NOVEL DUEL X fr$e4eee0fr There Las long been Intense rivalry U'twevu two esicrt can-ers euijiIojeJ lu u New York down town restauruut Tho two men worked eldo by side, and coiiKtuutly each bragged of his own ac coinpllhhnieiitM. At last. Bays a writer In the New York Tress, tho manager decided that In some wuy ieace must be establlHhed. "See here," lie snld 0110 day, "why dou't you two fight a duel for supremacy?" "Aha! Name bo arms!" they both exdulmcd. "Hum sandwiches,' said tho manager. with a smile, a very crafty, commercial grin, by the way, for he had received four orders from societies for nearly two thousand ham RandwIcheH, and was worried about filling them. It was de cided that tho carver who finished the first thousand ham sandwiches, which included slicing the bread, buttering It and slicing tho ham, was to be declared tho winner. Tho manager Invited a dozen of his patrons to wlUiess the contest between tho skillful corvers. When they entered tho kitchen they were confronted with twenty-five large boneless hams and bread piled up in uncountable tiers. At tho word "Go!" the spectators crowded round to watch tho freak con test As the sandwiches piled up with the regularity and uniformity of a ma chine, they could not help admiring the skill which enabled the carvers to slice tho bread with a single sweep of the knlfo, butter It evenly with another sweep, aud slice the ham so that It fair ly dropped Into position on the bread. After watching for a time, tile specta tors left, to be back at the exciting fin ish, which the manager predicted Boine hours later. Tlerre wins!" exclaimed the mana ger, "v'to tnousana perfect nam sand wiches In ten hours and seventeen min utes, using eleven large boneless bains, Francois, nine hundred nnd thirty-two sandwiches In the same time. "Hero are two half-eagles for you both. I'll split tho money, and If there are any more quarrels, you'll need the money to tldo you over while you hunt another Job." 1 1315 l Uf IR Fil ISTABusheD Capital 2.50o,ood t. L. DOUGLAS MA KTS SELLS MORI MEM'S $3. SO SHOES THAN AMY OTHEJi MANUFACTURER IN THE WORLD. $1 n finn reward to t o 0 I UiU U U ditpray thit ttitemtnt. HI could Uk you Into my three Urge tactorie t Brockton, Mot., and (how you the Inlinlte care with which every pair of ahoet It made, you would reaiua why w. I Douglas ts.so an coat more to make, why they hold their ahape, tit better, wear longer, and are ol greater ntrlnaic value than any other iS.SO shoe. W. L. Dotplum Strong Mad Shot for Man. S2.&U. S2.00. Bora' School A Dram Shoo; $2.SO, 2,$1.T S.fl.BO CAUTION. li'if uhui having YX.I.ug. Im auixw. Take do iubstitute. None genaiue Wttnnnt ni name and price slampeU on bottom. fatt Colot tulet$ uttd ; thru will not aear bras if. rite lor inustrntml catHlog. XV, Im DOt'GLAS. Urockton, SIMM. Tb nrd-WorklBR- He former. "Sometimes," said Uncle Eben, "it pears to me like a reformer was one o' deshere people dat has to talk tw hours an' a half to 'spress one 0' de ten commandments. An' dar warn't no dls pute 'bout dat In de firs' place." Washington Star. Elevates Water by WATER POWER THE COLUMBIA HYDRAULIC RAM 4k ,.'.' - -s1 I r .-7'' - ; 1 w v -WW In Use For Oyer 30 Years. tni oiHTua eoMMNV, MuaBv aTKtrT, new voaa arrv. Wlint tbe Dreaa Needed. Mlsa Angles This new gown of mine doesn't give me the graceful figure the tailor claimed It would. I must have It altered. Mlsa riumplelgh why don't you take it to raddeiu & Co.? Miss Angles Are they your tailors 1 Mlsa Humplelgh Oh, no ; they're up holsterers. Tlt-Blts. How's This? We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward for any ewe ot Catarrh that cannot be cured by Uall'i Catarrh Cur. r. J. CHENEY A CO.,rrops.,To1o,0. We. the unJeriU'tieJ. bare known F. J. Cheney tor the last 16 yean, and beliero him perfectly honorable in all biutnesi traniao tlom and financially able to carry out any ob ligation! maae dy tneir nrm. Wcirr A Truix. wholesale Druggists. Toledo. O. Waloino, Kinnk & Mabvin, W holesaio Drug gists. Toledo, O. Uall'i Catarrh CUre is taken Internally, act ing directly upon the blood and mucous sur faces ot the system. Price 7Sc per bottle. 001a Dy an Druggists, lestimoniais use. HeU's Family i'illi are the best. Vhst Father Thoecht. A New York teacher of Instrumental music was one day telling the father of a pupil, a lad of 10 years, of the prog ress made by the boy In his studies. "I think he Is Improving a great deal," said the professor. "He will certainly learn to play the piano." "Is that so T" -asked the father, much gratified. 'I didn't know whether ho was really Improving or whether I was merely getting used to it" Harper's Weekly. To Break In Mew Shoes. Always shake In Allen's Foot-Ease, a nowder. It cures hot. sweating, aching, swollen leet. Cures corns, Ingrowing nails and bunions. At ell druggists and shoe stores, 3Sc. Don't accept any substitute. Sample mailed FREE. Address "u o. vimeusQ, Le Koy, N. X. PUMPS AWAY UNCEASINGLY WITHOUT ANY ATTENTION TIE COLUMBIA HYDRAULIC RAM b a simply constructed and inexpensive machine that can utilize a small fall of water for the purpose of raising a portion of it to any desired height It is the farmer's friend in the dry season1 and is indispensable to those owning land high above ditches. It will furnish water for domestic purposes, even elevating pure water of the spring by means of the impure or muddy water, as found in some streams. Requires no attention. Practically no cost of maintenance, there being no parts to get out of order. A ram will pay for itself in a short time. Every ram installed is giving utmost satisfaction. We keep a large stock constantly on hand. Write to our Hydraulic Department today for illustrated literature. Columbia Engineering Works Tenth and Johnson Streets :f PORTLAND, OREGON Not that Kind of st Plae. "All my threats don't bother him at all," said the collector. "No?" replied the merchant, "said we could go as far as we liked, eh?" "Well er I think tho place he men tioned was farther than you'd like." Philadelphia Press. pit Bt, Vitus' Dsnre and all Nervous Disrates Nlo permanently cured by Dr. Kline's Ort Ntv5 Restorer. Send for FKKK 2 trial bottle and treatise. Dr. It lLKlin. , Ld.,tWl An-h bU, lhUa.,Vik When a woman buys glasses, shi usually says It Is due to astigmatism, But It Is oftener due to oldagelsm. No Need of It. "Can't I sell you a painless corn cure, mednm," said the peddler. "No, you can't I" snapped the woman ot the house. "I have no painless corns." Then the door wss shut with a sudden slam. Chicago Tribune. Obvlonalr. Trusty Ilenchman Senator, I think I ought to tell you that your political stock is running low out in our section. Senator Lotsmun If there is anything the matter with my political stock you haven't been attending to your duty in looking after my fences that s all. Mothers will And Mr- winslow's Soothing Syrup the best remedy tonne for their children during the teething riod. Finely Chiseled. Miss Deery Don't you think Harry kas the profile of a Greek statue? Miss Jellers Yes; It's particularly no ticeable In his cheek HOWAKD B. BURTON. Assayer and Chemist. Leadvllle, Colorado. Specimen prices: Uolil, Silver, Lrad, 11 ; Hold, Bllver, 75c; Gold, 60c j Zlno or Copper, 11. Cyanide Unts. Hailing envelopes and run price list sent on application, control ana cm plre work solicited, llel'erence: Carbonate Kar lional Bank. On the Trait wM a Fish Brand .VIshbrand "I foiiowd the trail front Texas Pommet Slicker Slicker, used for an overcoat when cold, a wind coat wnen winay, a rain coat when it rainea, and 1 will say that I have rotten mora comfort out of your shelter than any other nd for a cover at night if we got to bed. Cos article that I ever owned." (Th mm and sddreM of th writer of this kiuollclod Utter mej be had on appllcetloa.) Wet Weather Garments for Riding, Walk ing, Working Or Sporting. HIGHEST AWARD WORLD'S FAIR, 1904. A. J. TOWER CO. BOOTOK, V.S.A. TOWER CANADIAN CO., Limited T0K0XT0, CAR ABA S9 theBIiaeftlwKidl P. N.U. No. 20-08 WHEN writing to advertisers please mention tills paper.