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About The Columbia register. (Houlton, Columbia County, Or.) 1904-1906 | View Entire Issue (Dec. 16, 1904)
Hood's SATSsparQIa Is unqucstiona b!y tha greatest bleed tr.i liver medicine known. It positively end permanently cures every humor, from Pimples to Scrofula. It Is the Best Blood Medicine. 4 Lft7c Lesson In Patriotism Mllllnavry Dot any, Miss Jounson wis to excellent teacher, but bT taste In dreaa, enie clulljr head dress, wu to jwullsr thnt tffo Lit adoring pupils could Dot fall to notice It The verdure which ap peared upon Miss Jotinaon'l hat one easou waa ao gaud that sews! won tiering comments were nude 1 the to j a. "I'm golnx to aak her what that (Teen stuff la," an Id one boy. valluntl. In spile of the vltforoua objections of bis companions, "tttie won't mind, and sett nature-study clasa I'm going to ik her, and see who's light" Fo, red In the 'ace but stubborn, he rose at the end of lesson on wsyslde flowers, In response to Ulna Johnson's general request for any questions which might have come up slues the laat lesson. "i a line 10 tnow snout tnst green tuff on four hat," he said, bluntly. "John Aken, he says It's beuch grass, but I say It's oulon sprouts." Greatest In the World. Arlington, Ind., Pec. 6th. (Special) Mr. W. A. Hyuong, the photograph er, who moved lit-re recently from Happ, Ky., is firmly i( the opinion that Dodd's Kidney 1111 sre the grestest Kidney Keniedy the world bss ever known. "In the years 1001 and isnz," (ays Mr. Ilysnng, "and for some time before I wss Bfllicted with Kidney Trouble My joints were eoresnd stiff and I finally got so bad I could not tarn in bed with out assistance. In the spring ol 1903 was induced, by friend, to try Dodd's Kidney Pills and after using one end one-half boxes I wss snd am still com pletely cured. Several of my neigh bors, too, used Dodd's Kidney Fills nd In every esse they did as reconi mended." Cure the rsrly symptoms of Kidney Disease, such ss IWksclie, with Dodd's Kidney Tills and you will never have lirlghl's Disease. The Grand Duks Constantln Is ens of Russia's favorlt poets. Us won a rec ord as a fine soldier before be begin to write verse. I. Is not wealth nor snrettry. but hon orable conduct and a coo.s disposition that mike men great -Ovid. A OUARANTEf.D CURE FOR PILES Itektng, "Unit, Weeding er rrwtradlng Wlea. Your draggle! will refund money If tktM 01 NT Mat NT fell to core yos la S le 14 4aya. . Questionable, Miss Dtruyster Just think, I csn trace ny ancestors back te the Reforms- tlon. Jack. DaahlnB That's nothing. I ran trace mine back years and years before any reform was necessary. The song of the soldiers and the ssllors of the Civil Var has been so often sung that both the singers and the listeners are likely to forget that there are men who were la uelthef army nor navy who contributed as much toward the cause of their coun try as did those who fell or fought IIOAC OHKKLKT . ,..,. II mv III V VI VRIUW In ttie army of those who by theli varied tulciits did aa much to save the I' ii Ion as any gencrul In the field was Horace (ireelcy, the editor of the New York Tribune. It tins been suld that his writings made Kansna a free State, opposed aa he waa to slavery, he wsi also opposed to antl-sluvery societies. The thou itlit of a civil war. a conflict between fellow-cltlzena who had ev t'O'thliig In common but their Ideas of state rlk'bts and alavery, was distaste ful to hi m, but when the at tuck on Humtcr had been made, no one was more ardent for the cause of the I'n Ion than war Horace Greeley. He chafed at all delnys. "On to Ulch inond," was the constantly reiterated editorial on the pniccs of the Tribune, The Appeal of Twenty Millions" was an linpiiHHloiicd article, a prayer for the liberty of all the slaves whom the army could reach. A mouth after Its publication rrcKldctit Lincoln is sued the emancipation proclamation. At the close of the war, It was Gree ley w1k went south to become bonde man for Jefferson Davis, the I'reslden of the Confederacy. This action caused a threat of his expulsion from tho L'uion lcaicue Club of New York City. To them Greeley wrote: "As long as any man was seeking to overthrow onr government, he wn my enemy; from the hour In which he laid down his arms, he was my former ly errln countryman." The Influence of Horace Grwlcy upon the conduct of the Civil War and the conduct of the reconstruction can not be estimated. The fearlessness of the old man, his sterling Integrity, his rlitld honexty, Influenced his thousands of followers. llotbfrtwlll flnil Mr. WlnaloWi Boothlni iyrup th t remedy tout tut their children Ourlug the tttthlni period. - Prof. P. It. Ioonils of A tuber it has se cured over 500 'lmeus lu the fossil fields of the Uig Horn bssin and the lUdssr creek baln. FITS TrT Hwlorrr. Sri br.ltU.Kii rnnanntlr Cared, No M W or Brronnis Onil dnr'i uw of Dr. h llnridival nmrvo Sind for frooMS trllhoillndtrerlM. u,Ua.,WI Arcb ML, rmiadrlpbia, '. Henry J. Cove, for many years lo charge of the cloakrooms of the English Uonse of Commons, left his property, worth f '.'00,000. to vsrlous hospital. Altoona, Pa., June 20, 1903. I was afflicted with Tetter inbadohape. It would af pear in blotches as large aa mr hand, a yellowish color, and scale oil. You can imaeine how offensive it was. For twelve years I was afflicted with this trouble. At night it was a case of scratch and many times no rest at all. Seeing the rood the medicine waa doing a friend who was taking it for Eczema, I com' me need 1L and as a result the eruption be fan to dry up and disappear, and to-day am practically a well man. Only two tiny spots are left on the elbow and shin, where once the whole body waa affected. I have everv confidence in the medicine, end feel sure that in a short time these two remaining spots will disappear. R. S. S. is certainly a trreat blood puri fier, and has done me a world of good. T am oratrful for what it has accom plished, and trust that what I have said will lead others who are similarly afflict ed to take the remedy and obtain the tame good results that I have.' 135 East Fifth Ave. John F. Lear. While washes, soaps, salves and powders relieve tf mnoratilv. thev do not reach the real cause of the disease. The blood must be purified before the cure is permanent. 8.S.S. contains no potash, arsenic or min eral of any description, but is guaranteed purely vegeiauic. Bend for our book on the skin audita diseases, which ia mailed free. Our ohvslcians will cheerfully advise without charge any who write ua about their case. Tbi Swift Speclflo Company, Atlanta, 6a. CURES HtH( All ELSI Mill. Bast Ootidl S jrup. TulM Good. Di In tlmo. Sold br armtMf. A PtRILOUS ftRFORMANCL A lendliiK vaudeville theater of I'aris has been featuring as n special at traction one of the most daring and sensational acts ever attempted. The Intrepid performer Is a young woman, Mile. Tiers, who Is strapped securely to the seat of a specially constructed automobile and at a signal begins to descend a lofty Incline at a terrific speed. The machine rims on a track, and the bottom of the first section turns upon Itself like the letter "J." Itetween the end of this and a lower section of the Incline there is a wide KM). When It reaches the end of the J" section tho cur leaves the rail and. with Its occupant, falls to the lower section. Tho machine Is no skill fully ballasted thnt it lands upon the lower section rlnht side up and re sumes Its descent Mrs. Anderson, a prominent society woman of Jacksonville, Fla., daughter of Recorder of Deeds, West, who witnessed her signature to the following letter, praises Lydia K Pinkham's Vegetable Compound u Diar Mas. Pinkium : There are but fow wives and mothers who have not at times endured agonies and such pain as only women know. I wish such women knew the value ol Lydia 12. Plnkham's vegetable Compound. It is a remarkable medicine, different in action from any I ever knew and thoroughly reliable. " I have seen cases where women doctored for years without perma nent boncQL who were cured in less than three months after taking your Vegetable Compound, while others who were chronio and incurable came out cured, happy, and in perfect health after a thorough treatment with this medicine. I have never used it myself without gaining great benefit A few dose restores my strength and appetite, and tones up the entire system. Your medicine has been tried and found true, hence l xuiiy ennorse u." mux li. ..- axdzbsox, sua wasmngton fit, jacic Donville. Fla. Mrs. Becd, 2425 E Cumberland St, Philadelphia, Pa says t mDeab Mrs. Pixeium: I feci it my duty to write and tell you the good I have received from Lydia E. Plnkham's Vegetable Com pound. MI have been a great sufferer with female trouble, trying different doctors and medicines with no benefit. Two years aero I went under an operation, and it left me in a very weak W 1 1 l 1 . . i . . . conuiuon. x naa Btomacn trouDio, Dacxacne, headache, palpitation of the heart, and was very nervous : in iact, i ached all over. I find yours Is the only medicine that reaches iy BUI, 11 B11U nUIUU Ui-CCllU-UJf ommena JLyaia rmt nam's vegetable Compound to all suffering women." When women are troubled with irrerular or painful menstruation, weak neea, louoorrhon, dtsplaoemee,t or ulceration of the womb, that bearing-down feellnf, inflammation of the ovaries, backache, flatulence, general debility, Indigestion, and norvoun prostration, they should remember there la one tried and true remedy. Lydia E. Plnkham Vegetable Compound at once remove such troubles. The experience and testimony of some of the most noted women of America go to prove, beyond a question, that Lydia E. Plnkham's Vegetable Compound will correct all such trouble at onco by removing the cause and restoring the organs to a healthy and normal condition. If in doubt, write Mrs. Pinkham at Lynn. Mass, as thousands do. Her advice is free and helpful. No other medicine for women in the world has received such wide spread and unqualified endorsement No other medicine has such a record of cures of female troubles. Refuse to buy any substitute. FORFEIT If ws cannot forthwith prtxtac th original letters sad slfnatarss of Tbe Csar Sal at. The Emperor, Nicholas II, baa al ready reigned for nearly ten years, and ruled for fully eight; yet the concrete man. Lis Individual character, and the order of motives to which It la sensi ble, art nearly all as legendary aa those of Numa rompUlna. Clouds of Journalistic myths, mainly of German origin, enwrap bla figure, biding It from the vulgar gaxe as thoroughly as though be were Delal Lama; and the fanciful portrait, which we are asked to accept, la as abstract and as color less as that of our legendary Russian princes. Beyond tbe precincts of the palace, his person is transfigured, bis most trivial deeds are glorified, and bla least disinterested motives are twisted and pulled into Una with the funda mental principles of ethics. The re sult is a caricature closely bordering on tbe grotesque. Nlkalal Alexandro- vltcb is depicted as a prince of peace, Slav Messiah sent for tbe salvauon, not of bis own people only, but of all the world. Tbe most precious porce lain of human clay was lavished In the making of this unique ruler, who stands upon a much higher level than that of the common run of mortals or of kings, in virtue, sot only of the dread responsibilities laid upon blm by tbe Most High, but also by reason of bis own passionate love of human ity and his selfless devotion to the true and tbe good. In short, be is an "Uber- mensch," whose Innate goodness of heart exceeds even his irresponsible power. World's Work. I iters For hard colds, bronchitis, asthma, tod coughs of all kinds, you cannot take any thing better than Aycr'a Cherry Pectoral Cherry Pectoral. Ask youi own doctor if this is not so. He uses It. He understands why it soothes and heals. "1 ttmt torrlbl amfc fr wwha, Tfcaa I tank Aycr'a C-berr. Factor. aaa aolj an kauia eomplatoiT chf4 ma." Mas. i. h. bABrosTB. St. Jaaaph. Hick. JSe..Sfte..S1JS. J. c. ATBROO.. for Coughs, Colds You will hasten recovery by tak ing on of Ayer'e Pills at bedtime). Proper Classification. Rastus What kin' ob er doc am dat. Mixs Snowball? Miss Snowball Dat am a expectora- sbnn dor. Hastoa What do yo all mean by datl Miaa Snowball-rWhy. be am a spits. Tho Chipmunk's Winter Home. Few of our wild creatures make greater preparation for winter than does the chipmunk, which at other seasons Is so frequently seen In the vicinity of stone-heaps and old stone walls. First he makes a long, narrow. winding tunnel in the earth, and from this he runs out several galleries, which are to serve as store-rooms, Then he beirlns to lay In a supply of food which is to last him until spring In each cheek he has a pouch, with an opening on the inside of the mouth, and these he uses as market baskets to carry his provisions. At different seasons he stuffs them full of seed, wheat, buckwheat, apple-pits, and nuts of various kinds, all of which he conveys to his underground home. He begins this work In the summer, and carries It on until cold weather, when he says good-by to the outside world blocks up the entrance to his tunnel, and retires to bla winter quarters, where he probably sleeps a large part of the time, getting up now and then to take a meal In his I well-stocked granaries. He usually stores away far more food than he can possibly use be fore spring. Woman's Home Compan ion. We never attended a political meet ing that the speakers didn't treat the men present like children in the kin derearten class. Treachers do the same thing. If an Insurance policy on a man'i life ia a good risk for the company, it Is a poor one for his wife. IZfifl It IV I lUJJI t.'V Couldn't See the Harm. The proprietor of a lunch cafe la rhllsdelpbla -was greatly agitated the other day to discover a man at one of the tables feeding a saucer of cream to a cat Tbe restaurateur rushed over and commanded the man with tbe cat to remove bis pet from tbe place. "But paid for this cream," pusey'a owner protested. "Here's your money back. We can't have cats eating here," said tbe proprietor. The man with tbe cat couldn't see anything the matter with allowing pussy to feed in the restau rant and said so. "MatterT echoed the proprietor. "Why, man, people have to eat ont of those dishes." Well," returned the patron in a sur prised tone, "don't you ever wash your dishesr Tbe Cssr aad His Books. Here is a confession from the Czar of All the Rassias: "I love traveling, but only when I can do it in my owu way. I never travel otherwise than at night, and spend my day visiting museums and quaint old streets and bazaara when I am in the east, anti quarian shops when in the north. I am more of an Asiatic than a Euro pean in my tastes, and I have not only a vast collection of Indian curios and quite an army of Buddhas large and small, but also a library composed of books treating of Indian subjects alone, and another of books dealing with Egyptian law. Were I not well. what I am, I should be the greatest bookworm in the world." Mrs. Henry K. Sheldon has given $20, 000 to the proposed university of buds ia Brooklyn. Strange ss it may appear, It la a fact that no bird possesses the power to fly backward. TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY Taka laiatlva Bromo Qnlnlna Tablcta. An dniv flata refund Iha money If It talla to rura. S. W. OroT.'i tig nature la oa each bo& Ke. $5000 above tattlrflonlali. which will prore their abanlitta (enulneneaa. Lydia B. rUkfaauat i cenur iledl. clam C aVraa. Haas, Strenuous Life. i Discovered. The Mother Now, be careful, my ; "Huh!" exclaimed Gro wells the other - - ... . ' 1 V. - I - UT , f SOU, and don t WOrlt tOO Hare at COl- evening wnen uo vniuo uuiu, i e evr lege, er you may Injure your health. The Son Don't worry, mother. Un der the new football rules there isn't half so much work required as formerly. How's This? W offer One Hundred Dollars Reward for . . . -I . . . V. - . - 1 an T case ol t. aiarTa iuat cuiuui ira eunu Uall'i Catarrh Cure, by denco of crooked work around here dur ing my absence." "Why, John, what do you mean?" asked his astonished better hslf, "Oh, you can't deceive nis, madam, he retorted. "You have been trying to drive nails." . riiKSKY A CO.. Prona.. Toledo. O. W th umleriiened. have known K. J. Cheney tor the last 15 ye ari, and beUere him perfectly honorable In all buiineai tranac-. tlona and financially able to carry out any ob liKatloiiR made by their hrm. W sat b Tbuax. Wholesale Drur $lU, Toledo, 0. Vi albino, KiNNAMdtaUBvm, aoiewtio UlUf eista, Toledo, O. .... Hall's Caiarrh Cure is taken internally, act. Ins directly upon the blood and mucous sur faces of the system. Price lie. per bottle. Bold by all Druggists. Testimonials free. , ' Hall's family Tills arn the best. The 18-ysar-old daughter of Sir Chen- tnng Liang Cheng, uuiuese minister to the United States, is to make her social debut In Wsshington this winter. She will be the first high-born Chinese girl to enter American society. A ramous Seed House. An instance of commeiclal develop ment and growth to proportions un usual is cited in the career of the well known seed firm, D. M. Ferry & Co., of Defioit, Mich. Since its establishment half a century ago. the company, fol lowing out principals of strict business integrity and building upon unques tionable merit, has steadily grown un til the came of Ferry's Seeds ia now a household word with every planter In tbe land. Ferry's Seeds are famous for their purity, freehnesB and reliability. The reatest of care is exercised in their growing and selection, and only seeds of the highest possible etandard are placed upon the market. Every package has behind it the reputation of a house whose standard a are the highest ia the trade. A fresh stock, just received from the growers, ia carried by dealers everywhere.- All farmers and gardeners ought to have a copy of the 1905 Seed Annual of the Ferry Company. It contains In formation and suggestions that tare in valuable. The Annual will be mailed free to anyone addressing D. M. Ferry & Co., Detroit, Mich. Xet TJe Hope Not. Nell According to this paper girls are now wearing collars and cuffs made of rubber. Bess Good gracious! I suppose we will be wearing rubber hose next For coufrhs and colds there is no bettet medicine than Piso's Cure for Consump tion, rnce -a cents. Her Opportunity. ner I have often wished I were a man. Him now would you like to be met Her Oh, I'd like it Immensely. Him Well, I know s minister who will make ua one. FIRE PROTECTION! OLDEST HOUSE IN NORTHWEST Lanreand complete stock of Fir Appratos, Hoaa and Department Knpptiea. Our food are la dm im nearly every F re Department. HEAVY COI. ER. BRAZED JOINTS, RELI ABLE FIRE EXTINGUISHERS "Babeockn" fJO, "Patrols" 115, each. Theae are th Standard Exilnznliihera. Common F.xtlnsrnmbers, with riveted Joint, 111 each. A. &. LOflG, Ptttlui, Of If yon want to get tba bicKat return, for your labor and touv around. you cant afford to plant anything bat &iir SBBDS the standard after IS years' teat. Ttaey always pruduoa the largest and iiiml ami. All dMler. M.I1 WHmm tnem. uur lyes neea jaanuai fret on request. 0. M.Ferry A Oo. DETROIT, MICH. RUSSELL ENGINES BOILERS is High Grade th1tSs Machinery The A. H. Averill Machinery Co. PORTLAND, OREOON. Write tor Catalogue and Prices. No circumstances can ef oharacter. Ehnsrson, repair a defect pi mip..i it,hijt! pjayiipwn I ilia uiiiii. ui J 1H!JT TAItSUUU V f , 1 so mom m fc ISi" wf W j ntsiJEix ,jiitt.Ari i AJTOfaantorwaui. t!noyutaiawaiwtiocijt .ftuirDfiuuiuimiiiMmirJt f -1 VtS:, nwrairctisSvM CONTAINS 25,000 NEW WORDS, Etc. New Gasettear of the World New Biographical Dictionary . S380 Quarto Paaa. Newrlatn. jooolUuttimtloa. Should bo la Erery Home, School, and Office Rot. rvman Abbott, D.D., Editor of The Outlook, tayii Webster has always been tfratwnb in our household, and I have seen no reason to traniler my allegiance to any el hit competitor. FREE," A Test In Pronunciation." IntbuctlTe and entertaining. Alio Illustrated punpolets. G. 5 C. MERRIAM CO., Publishers, Springfield, Mass. P. N. U. No. 80-1904 WHEN writing- to advertisers please mention tbla paper. a?-u,- ' vsz n r" v iiv IV. L. Douatam mafns and se.' mora rnmrfm $3.BO (C c'joos tr.3.1 mrty otber manuiaatzrer In tarn worid. The reason W. I Douglas gs.M shoes are the srentest wllers in the world is beranee of their V lent style, easy Cttlnj and eiiporior weartng onnli'.lB. Ill cmild Fhow yoii thediUorence between tf) slioee mado In my factory ami those of other mnUcs and tbo lilrrh-traile leathers uwd, you i would under. et;uid why W. lu. Iouitlas tM ehoes cost more to make, why tl-ey bold their shape, fit better, weal lonirar, and are of grester lntrlnilo value than any other S3.W shoe on the nuiket to-day, and -mfij the) sales for the year ending July l.irot, were W,2:i,r10.,O. - ,v.uJ W. L. DoukIhs guarantees their value by stamping his name and price on the bottom, look lor Ws take no substitute, gold by shoe dealers everywhere. SUPERIOR ISI FIT, COMFORT AND VIEARi "hat worn TP. Z. Dougtet $3.50 ihntt for the hit fwrtre tr trilh almhite Satisfaction. J find than tupfrior in lit.cojnfort and aear to olhertcottiptron laMitn t-M "-.!L a. UfCUR. DraL ColL. U. S. JuL Jiaeuue. Richmond, Va. irt.otv snoea. imrun a conceuea so or Eyelets used exclusively. Lm a OV O LAS, Crocklon, NaaaaclHnmtta W. T.. Ponrrl.ns tiiws Corona Cnltskln In his 3.BO shofa. be the finest l'ateut LeatUer uiale. Faxt C'ol W. r: ; mmm 1 :" - . f t , ','1, ? , " fvy?s.t Aik Your Grocer If NOT carried by local groceri, wilU YVadh&ms & Co., who will adylss where ohtaiuabls.