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About The Columbia register. (Houlton, Columbia County, Or.) 1904-1906 | View Entire Issue (Sept. 16, 1904)
Catarrh Whether U It ol the bom, throat, stomach, bowels, or more iiliuu organs, catarrh U eJwsis debilitating- and should Ufu UU ef attention. It U a discharge rrom tb snooooi msm brans wbsn itpt la a stele of InaammaUoa so Impure, soramonly aerotuioaa, eeo dltlon ot fciood. Hood'sSamparHla Curss all forms ot catarrh, radically and permanently - II removes it mum and v srcomea all the sBecls, 0t flood's. Fatar Mandarine Wanted, Throe ot Sir Cbeutung'a daughters art living, and the eldatt, alls Won Mri, lim conn to tbla country wlQ hrr fsthT and two small brvttaTS. There It a lltUa family Joke connected wltb the young wwnau's . nam, which UtM'un't.drtract, however, from the atatemeut that girls ire weltxm lu lUtl411iClMlt Chluvv hoiustfooltbs. Hill, to have future uiaixlarlna about the house, there ruuxt 1 boy a. The first child In Kir Chetuntfa houmhold was a little glil That was aa It should be. llct the sccoud waa a girl too. JtiHt for IvK-k they named the noe ond bobjr Wun Mel, which moans 'Changis" That U. Wun nimiim change and Mcl uirana the llntcL That was a hint that the third baby aliouM !e a Im)J. Hut the atork flying about Hwang Tung 1'rwlnce didn't take the hint. The third and fourth children were fir In, too. "80 the Inngh waa on na," aatd the Jolly Kir Chentung aa be finished the tory of Lie daughter's name. He can prlng a purely Yankee Joke wlrh Oriental gravity, and never inlaw an opiwrtunlty to do ao. Charic A. SU ccn. Id IVarxm'a Magailne. Old Man's Secret. Alpena, Mlcb.; Sept. 6 (Special)-. eeventj-ove yean of age but hale and hearty it Mr. Jerome K. Foarnler of thia place, tod to tboae who eiktbe eectet of hla splendid health ha gives me gooa auvic "Usa Dodd'l Kidney viis aa I Jill tlM. . Lt ae Ti uen aaaeti lor dm reaioa lor ao trongly reoommanding the Gieat American Kidney Remedy, Mr. Fours- ur related toe following ei per lance: "I lecoinmend Dodd's Kidney Pilla oecauM mey cuted ma of Diabetes. I Buffered with my kidneya for a lone time and Buffered terribly from thoee urinary Troublea that are ao general among aged people. "Then I aUrted to uaa Dodd's Kid ney Pllla and eight botes of them cured my kidneya, regulated my water and made me feel like a hearty young man Dodd'a Kidney I'ills make the old feel young becauae they make aoond kidneya. Hound kidneya mean health and health la the other name (or youth. Helping: the Mlalater. ' Clara Waa your fair a success? Dora lea, Indeed. The minister will have cause to be grateful. . . "How much was made?" "Nothing. The receipts were lens than the expends, lint sixteen of us got eu gaged. and tlie minister is to perforin the ceremonies," Confidence of Vonth. "Now that you are through college," remarked a friend of the youthful grad uate, --witat neitr -1 snail study medicine," waa the grave reply. "Hut. Isn't that profession already over- crowueu' asked toe friend. ., I'oaBlbly," answered the graduate. conscious of his superior knowledge, "but 1 propose to tackle It Jilst the asms, and thoNo who are already In the profession will have to take their chances." After crones and losses, men boiubler aud wiser. Franklin. grow Possibly. Miss Aakerman Mr. Nuptal, the widower, boa been married twelve times. , MIhh Iloposer Why don't he marry agnln? MIhs Askcrman rrobably he la su perstitious. Woman's Homo Compan ion. ABSOLUTE SECURITY. Genuine Carter's Little Liver Pills. Mutt Bear Signature of &ee Pao-Slarile Wrapper Below. Tear assail a4 ee eaey ; toUkoaaamgaa, FCIKEAPACSIL F0 DIZZINESS. FQI IIUOUSKESS. FOR TORPID IIYIR. FOR CONSTIPATION. FOR SALLOW SKIN. FOR THE COMPLEXION sJSU 1 9unar TafeUMevfiaajSC; CURE SICK HEADACHE. auatt fMtNi MiJiU lAitt. t'Ooash Bjrup, TMiMOood. Di la lim. HoldbT drnrtt. ICARTER'S m For the Cemplsilou. Oranges eaten before breakfast have a wonderfully beautlflag effect on the complexloa. and caa do no barm If eaten la mod eration. Hot Water Drinkers. If you need to drink hot water pour It from one Jug to another a few tlmee. Thia will erate it, and remove that flat, Inaipld taste ao objectionable. The Midday Rest Don't neglect the ten minutes' rest during the day. with the feet raised. It gives the whole body great sense of repose, and works wonders In amoothlng out the lines on the face. To Relieve Earache. A Tery good remedy for relieving earacbe Is to fill a little hag of aoft flannel with aalt, ana make this Tery hot In the oven. Teat It against your chek to make sure It la not too hot, aud then apply to the aching ear. A Sure Cure for Nasal Catarrh. Dlsolve a teaapoonfui of boraclc acid powder and a aaltspoonful of salt In half a pint of bollng water. Uae about three times a day, lukewarm, by pour ing a little Into the palm of the baud and drawing through the nostril. Cure for 'influents. It Is not gen erally known that equal parte of new milk and lime water conatltute one of the beat enree for influenia (surpass ing whisky, which la ao much used), and In case where there la fever the white of a raw egg will not only strengthen the patient, but will soothe the pain. Do not give the yolk, aa that would Increase the fever. 1 fva m sm a jum urea reeling. ir yon are over-tired "too tired to sleep." as we ometlraea aay bathe the . neck and temples with hot water. Rathe the back of the neck particularly. This aeeme to relax the muscjea and the velna that supply the brain with blood. u down to Bleep with peace, for II will come surely. The same treatmeut will wonderfully refreah during the day. A headache may often be. re lieved, even cured, by hot applications to the back of the neck. L-eok After the Quiet Child. A cmia who la always on let should he watched carefully, for It la quite hn unnatural state of affairs, and ahows that something la Wrong. 'Those who go much among the ichoola of the tery poor know that It often means In ml tufle from want of nroner nourish. ment ' If It occurs In the children 0 the better off It shows that vitality U low, and that for some reason or an otner tne food Is not " giving the strength It should do. ' , THE ETtRNAL WOMAN. "Can you see anything the matter with my throat?" asked the woruau who was consulting the new lady phy slclan. "Your throat? Goodness me! ex claimed the lady doctor. "I had for gotten that. I was counting how many of your teeth were tilled with gold and how many with amalgam." Truth Comes Out. "My dear Miss Gladys," said old Bullyon, "I love you dearly; but if my suit Is not agreeable to you, please say so frankly and spare' that ancient chestnut about being a sister to me." 'I am very sorry, Mr. Bullyon," an swered the fair maid, "but I do not love you well enough to pose as your sister. Iloweter, I have no objection to placing myself In a position to be come your widow at an early date." ' , Insurance tn Russia. In Russia the native Insurance com panies, who do the major portion of the eountry'a business, Insure the lives of single women and widows, but at a higher rate than, those of 'men, and married women are only accepted in case their husbands are also Insured. Inevitable. Lawson nicks married his Ideal woman. '" .'.;.' Dawson Poor Hicks I ' To think that all hi dearest illusions should be shat tered! 6omervllle Journal. . "! Cost of Running-Gotham. It will cost only a little more than $100,000,000 to run the city of New York this year. i- i ' f. Many a man. wants to deliver a Bwlft Kick,. and Is not .certain of his ablliV to deliver it' ' " ' aaaHaaaai ' " 1 Ayers Ayer'i Cherry Pectortl quiets tickling throiti, hack ing coughi, pain la the luots. It relieves congestion, sub- Cherry Pectoral dues Infiimmatlon. It hcili, strengthens. Your doctor will explain this to you. He knows sll sbout this cough medicine. Wi m4 raft Cherry Psrtonl la ar f.miif for inn lor ftiratl a4 IrmhlM v think m mvtfinn qa.k lu Mas. A. roasaoT, Afbiewa. Ulna. .,.. si a). i.e. avis on. All TnfrliM lyiw.ll Wa.a for Weak Throats Ayer'a Purely Pllla greatly aid recovery, vegetable, gently laxative. Not an Kxceptioa. Saphead 80 youh-e- dune think the clothes tuske the-sw-mso, Miss Caus- tlqneT Miss Csostlque Well, they certainly didn't in your case, at lesst. 1 ITfl rtmuwiBj uvna. wo au or arramn 110 BrUraratSar'iaatorbT.Kllaa'tUraalNarrs iiom. end tut Fraa as MalbottlcanS trwtlaa M. U. MllM. Utt.aV Ana at, fhUatMpbla, faj Orlglnsllty Is simply a pair ef fresh yes. T. W. Illgglusoa. Plsos Cure hi a rsmeny for eon eh . oolds and consumption. Try It. Price 25 oenU, at Oruggtiu. Oae Man's Observation. Greening I read a paragraph In a medical Journal the other day to the effect that people who sleep with their moutba closed live longest Do yon believe It? Browning I have no reason to doubt It It Is a well-known fact that people who keep their mouths shut while awake manage to dodge a job lot of worry and trouble. Deafaeaa Cannot Be Cared by local sppllcationi ss they esnnot reach the Aiasaatd portion o( tbs ear. Tbsre Is oalr ""4 mmr to curs desintu, and that Is hr constitu tional rsmtdlet. Deafueti It esustj by an In-Hami-d condition of the uucoui llnlnf of the Bantaohlaa Tube. YY ben this tube Is Inflamed rou have a rumbling sound or Imperfect hear In f. and whan It U sntlrelv cloaeo, beafneai Is tha reiult, end onleti the innsmmstioa can b Uken out and this tube restored te Its normal condition, hearing will be destroyed forever; Dln rases out ot tea sre caused by Catarrh, which Is nothing but an Inflamed ooadlUea oi thrmucoui suriacei. We will give One Hundred Dollars for any lata of boafnrti (cauied by catarrh) that can not he cured by Hall's Catarrh Cure, heed for llrculsie, free. . v Tr ClttNS.T A CO Toledo, O. Hold by DrurIiU.7ic. Hall's Family Mile are the best ' About one-third of the weight ef aa egg is solid nutriment. The Cry el "Fire" Is Dreaded. A general agent ein secure control for this territory handling PYROCIOK, the dry chem ical nresxtlnguliaer.' Adopted by the Worlds Pal r and lsrgeit corporations. Highest merltr Celt one tenth that ot ethers. Manufactured by the WESTERN FIRS APPLIANCI CO., Inc., 916 Market Street, Ban Francisco. . P Canada Is an Indian word., maanlns "collection of huts. ' . The beit .number of persona to each bed is one. ley LIQUOR-flOflPrllNE-TCBACCO taaaaasva assMui lutKMN w auisM sV lire ruMis rLiunMtLniLT wukiv fan ruu. rnuiuuu m wsmtrymunuTt.- fowtl No.osr Consumption is four times aa freauent In families whose annual income la less thau $300 as it is in families receiving more than $1,209. ' ' ! Mrs. Hughson, of Chicaro. whose letter follows, Is another woman In high position whoowes her health to the use of Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound. "DkabMhs. Pikkbam: I Buffered for several years with general weakness and bearing-down pains, caused by womb trouble. My appetite was poor, and I would He awake for houra. and could, not aleep, until I seemed mora weary in the morning than when I re tired. After reading one of your adver tl semen te I decided to try the merits of Lydia. E. Pinkham's Vegetable uompouna, ana 1 am so riad 1 did. No one ean describe the good it did aae, I took three bottles faithfully,; and be aldea building up my general health. It drove, all disease and noison out of my body, and made me feel aa spry and active aa a young glrL , Mrs. Pinkham's medicines are certainly all thev are claimed to be." -Mrs. M. E. Bcghsoit, 847 East Ohio St. Chlcaeo. I1L mono ftrftlt If rltlmtl ef a6ee fetter preese gemiss. sm eaaMtsesros'Mieei ,, .,, More than a million women have F dned health by the use ef Lydia E. Inkham'sVegetableCompound. If the slightest trouble appears which you do not understand write to Mrs. Plnkham, at Lynn, MassH for her advice, and a few timely words from her, will show you the right thing to do. This advice costs you nothing, but it maymean life or happlnoss or (Six suriauow: ateua via yen buy a aobleman while you were abroad) VtU.U. .. ... Fella No; merely shopped. Ex change. Tourem says It only takes a cent te run his auto a mile," I always wondered what the scent was for." Cleveland Plain Dealer. . Maud I cut a flee figure ea Broad way yesterday. Nell Yon did? aland Yes. I refused to speak te Mr. Tallormade. Princeton Tiger. , -The raddlngtona are great en atyle, aren't theyr "They have no automo bile, have theyr -No, but they be long to a rburcb that has a curate." Exchange. No doubt about It: lie Is he a seir-ttiaue man? Sbe Oh, yes: he spells English the wsy it is pro nounced and pronounces French the way it Is spelled. Judge. Madge What makr-a you think that handsome music teacher la mercen ary! Marjoiie He chargee Dolly's fstber two dollara an' hour for making love to her. Town Topica. -I've got no ue for the man who mlxee business with religion." "No: but some of us would be better for mixing s little religion with our bul nesa." Philadelphia Ledger. Patience That wae the sixth time she's been married; and yet sbe looked nervous, didn't she? Patrice Yea. poor girl; perhaps she's afraid It will be her last. Yonkers Statesman. Widow Wlxen Tea; Henry died quite reconciled. I waa at hia bedside until the last moment Dumley (mean ing to be complimentary) Ah, that ac counts for it Boston Transcript Mrs. Gollghtly This Is my new sixty-flve-dollar bathing dresa, my dear. What do you think of it? Go- lightly Think you got less for your money than any oue I ever knew. Town Topics. Mistress Mary, go to the door at once. Some one has runz three times. Mary It's all right mum. It's only that young feller as is matihpd on Miss Maud. Yer needn't be afraid of bis goln' awsy In a hurry. A teacher giving lessons on physical force asked, "Now, boys, csn any of yon tell me what force is It that moves people along the street?" He received from one of the boys the unexpected answer: "Plesse, sir, the police." ' "Papa,".- said the romantic girl, "Percy Pink placed the sump in tlie lower left corner of the envelope. Does that mean anything?" "Sure." grunted her practical pa. 'What does It mean?" . "Silliness." Chicago News. ' 'Til have you know, stranger, that I belong to Chicago,' said the Yankee. " 'Deed an' wha'd hne thocht itr quoth the akeptit Scrt; "frae the wey ye've been speaking I thocht Chicago belonged tae you." Glasgow Evenln 'limes.,. ' She had sent off a telegram and was waiting for an answer. Suddenly the peculiar halting dick of the rece.v lng machine sounded in the office, and she said to her companion: "That's from George. I know; I can tell his stutter." "I suppose you'll take In the St Louis fair?" Bald Mr. Staylate. "No, replied Miss Patience Gonne, making no effort to suppress a ynwn. "Weli," be continued, "I simply must go- "Oh, must you? It is late. Isn't it I'm so glad you called." Philadelphia Press. "I have been told," remarked the visitor In Salt Iake City, "that your Take Is drying up. What seems to be the cause?" "I guess, mister," said the native, "it you had as much suit In you as that there lake's got -you'd be gittin purty dry, too." Chicago Tribune. "That's my last canvas," said D'Auber; "I started that six months ago. You see, some days I paint away feverishly, forcefully, absorbedly, while on other days I cant' paint at all.' "I see," Bald Crlttlck; "you painted this on dne of the other days." Phila delphia Press. Noa susceptible to tillage: Mrs. Lakeside Oh, yes; some of those nar row, exclusive Eastern people say that Chicago Isn't cultivated. Mr. Lake Bide ITmphJ All the city is except the south part, and that's too marshy. The land ain't worth cultivating." Brooklyn Life. "Haven't you got a typewriter girl yet?" "Nd, I haven't been able to and one with dark red hair." . "Eh? What's the Idea in that?" Well, when 1 carry long hairs home ' from the office hereafter, I want them to be the same shade as my! wife's." Catholic Stand ard and Times. Rowena Where did you - say you caught these lovely fish? Rupert Oh, I didnt' have a bite; a fellow sitting next te me caught these as fast as he could pull them in, and I gave him fifty centa for them. Rowena Rupert, do you feel well?. ,You are, getting so good you scare me. "If s curious that women are never great poets or musicians," said Mr. Meekton. "What did you say?" asked hla wife. "I wau merely remarking that women are too sensible to squan der their energies on poetry and niU6lc td the extent that some, wen db."i .WaaJiington-uJ, " " ' - " ' JOT 7f IMfi nrcvc BLOOD P.UMFERSjggg tJj taMnailsf aa trstv A I A popular favor at 8. o S. The people everywhere indorse It, f-' and there are few hornet where S. S. S. tor tb blood it ts not known and used. It it superior. in rnany way t to the erdi-. 1 nary blood medicines, Iq the bni place S. S. S. is a guaranteed I purely vegetable compound, made' exclusively of medicinal roots selected for their wonderful purifying and tonic properties that art upon the blood, purging it of imparities and restoring it to a healthy natural condition. At the tame time; knder ita tonic effects the gen eral system Improves, the tloggish jorgant are toned up, and renewed strength and vigor and better bealta it the result; No bad after-effcets-followthe use of S. 8. S., at to- often happens with blood medicines containing strong minerals, which flerange the stomach and digestion, and in other ways . damage the . system. For diseases of the blood, tuch at Chronic Sores, Rheumatism, Catarrh, Scrofula, poils and Pirn AXWAT8 keps S. 8. 8. OJT BAUD. E c t e m a, Tetter.' MonttoeUo,Axk:, Mar 81,1803. fIK sons, and other Oentlemen: Tor about twelve rears X have troubles due to impure' or been tislnr ronr 8. 8. 8. aa a household remedy, bad condition of the blood 1 f. W'. " " 'v!?.nl ?f appt1!! f d n "medy acts so promptly Ueve there la tsone setter. I have used t for my . 1 ,1 . 1 0 -. Ji ehildreaatvexloua times for little skla eruptions, ?nd thoroughly as S. S. SV boUs and poisons caused by pleytn with -weeds. reaches deep-seated, 8. 8. 8.1s my standard, never mind what la the long-standing cases, upon, natter. IfIuseabotUeox B.S. 8.it tone.wpth. which the Ordinary potash system, elsanses the blood and makes m well . j . ... J , . asain. As an all-round family medicine I consider "Pnlla compounds. 8. 8. 8. the beet remedy of the kind that have X have no effect. Even whero ever used, snd generally keep it on hand se a f am- there is an hereditary Ur remedy. U&B. V. O. WHITTIKCrXOa. . ... n"0'7. predisposition to disease, S. S. S will tearch out and remove from the blood the fixed poison and build up the health ; it enrichet and purifiet weak, thin blood and ttlm nlatet the circulation. Pure blood it essential to health. Yon caa exist without good blood, but can never be robust and strong; for every organ, tissue and nerve in the body looks to the blood for nourishment,, and onlest thit vital fluid it kept in a pure, healthy ttate, the rett of the body tuffert and the system toon breaks down. Nature has pro-' vided in S. S. S. a remedy for diseases of the blood which long experience and a thorough test have proven superior to all othert; and the acknowledged "King of Blood Purifiert." ,T OUR MEDICAL DEPARTMENT, in charge of graduated physicians. It an important part of pur business, maintained for the benefit of those who need advice or special information in regard to their case. Write ' tu, and eur physiciant will advise yon without charge. ' IKE 8W1FT SPECIFIC CO., ATLANTA, OA Retort Conrteons. J "Say, why den't yoq keep yore ion ' out uv my corn?" asked Silas Harix, angrily. "Why don't yew keen Tore corn out nv my hogs?" queried Hiram Oatcake, calm- . 1 - i r, I i! -. . v, If others will find Mrs. Wlnslow's Boothln Brrop the best remedy touse for their children during the teething period. . . Willing to Oblla. so maiana snout' here, 1 supoose. said the prospective summer boarder. "Not enny," replied the rural landlord. "We ain't never bad no call fer It; but ef thar'a enny tew be had deown tew th' village I recken es heow we'll git it fer you. , , ... . , . . To Break la New Shoes. , AlwSVI ihaka la Alton's Tnnt-t, iiuw.. Itcurei hot. sweatinc. arhfnv. olln l.t Cures corns. Ingrowing naili and bunions; At an uruggwii ana inoe stores, 25c. Don't seeept iiT.uusmuie. sample mailed FEES. Addrea mu.u b. uimitea, 14 Boy. N. Y. . ' Cause and Effect. "Green apples,"- remarked the tnin who had been reading the scientific page in a comic almanac, "are said to be an excellent cholera preventive."' -.. : "Guess that'a right," rejoined the drug. clerk. ''Anyway, , it'a , .safe, bet that fcnouo Ttuv uio itvuf zaufig green, apples Will never be troubled with, cholera." i CASTOR I V . -Yl V ' . A e mm ..'.' . I xot iiuants ana umidriBB. ine Kina ion Have Always Bought aean the Signature of Austen Chamberlain is 41 years old, but betrays no inclination for matrimony. Ilia father, Joseph Chamberlain, has been married three times.- "DID'NT HURT A BIT'? IS WHAT THEY SAY We can extract one or all your teeth with out hurting s bit,' and put in new teeth the Minis day H ypu desire. . Our system of crown an bridge work in -unple, quick and painless. Dr. F. A.' Blsckmore will have charge of our Gresham office every Baturdav; The doctor is a eradu&ta and rritrut Aimti.t C y SR I ,111 Ml and we feel confident people right.. Open evenings till i-none WISE BROS., Dentists "CYCLONE" 'ENQIIVES Write for. Catalogue and Prices THE A. H. AVERILL PORTLAND, You Can Count Your Chlokens Before They Are Hatched In a CHATHAM INCCBATOE.. . t ; Every fertle ess you nut Into a Chatham Tn.n. bator will come put a healthy, sturdy chicks That is the record the Chatham Incubator has made' foj Itself and the Chatham Breeder will bring them up better than the most motherly hen... There Is bis money to be made In raisins chic ni with W Chatham Incubator. The farmer who overlooks this branch of hi business is neglectingone of tha rcairsi wnjiii pruuucmg avariuienis OI UIB tarm.' he PaclHc Coast Is not prcducins enoush fehicki pus to supply their own wauts. Chicken raisins1 Is profitable. ' ' i .- ' 0l)R OFFER f We will sell vou a Chatham In. cubstor on time. It will make many times its cost to you. We pay the freight. Write me for our que Catalog and useful hints on ooultrv rata. lng. Coats you nothlpg. Do it now. ., GEO. W. FOOTt ; Paolflo Coast Agent s W i irA KalBl am waft. ank -eaws - POSITIONS GUARANTEED. . . . , $-ooo forfeit plseed with a National Bank to make good any failure on our pan. Catalogue ', free. Writ today. Beutel Bualnesm Oollogo 1 raweMwav Wmmh. Columbia Collegiate; Prepare- torv. Commercial and Ifnlifflfcittr Grammar Grad .Uiiiwcioiiv couraes. i- u "i , . Box 322 DnJversity Park SutJen, PortlaaaV Or. Apply for Catalogue. ! PRICES THAT TALK. , , Beit raWantzed itandard wrought iron pips inch. . per luu feet Bat galvaatsed standard wrought Iron pipe, 1 Inch, S7.9 per luo feet. All ilses la black: and galTanlzedl pipe at loweat market prices. Wood pumps capacity on barrel, per minute, v Hobbin - ieainer ana canvai belting, bote and pact In r at wholesale pricei. Write o for your wants' your wants' ' ,n """"fumery une, . jrriration plants a n nlanta a. , Bpeciaiiy. - . Keiersoo nacm Relersoo Machinery Co., Port land. Oregon. :. 1 : )T FROM p. n: u. No.' 37-1904 ITTTHEN writ! IV - mentloB rltln g t ad Tertlsers pleas I ww paper. 1 1 that he will treat the i . : ' '-Jn i Sundays from 9 to 12 t I 4 Main 3029. u&. W. A. Wlda, 2,3 F fe f RUSSELL," 'THRESHERS MACHINERY-CO. ;OREQON. I .:: ' : ; ' YOUR DEALER ' I . . ' .' 1 -e , r 1 ... i v. - - 'l I I VVinnmi..W.,.: ; .g 1 . n JJO JoJ- I Box 480 SAGRAMENTO. DAL.