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About Weekly coast mail. (Marshfield, Coos County, Or.) 1902-1906 | View Entire Issue (June 12, 1903)
t "fFJ i? - -- J V, . , , r i. IV' a M It n WEEKLY COAST MAIL TELEPHONE, MAIN 45'. 'Kntertd in tfco rostoffice at Marshfield, as Second Class Mattel. fcM! I I - ii ' - 1 I MAIL PUBLISHING CO., Proprietors. P. C. LEVAR, F. X. HOFER, Editors and Managers. it will be TODAY G. Vv WOODWARI), Foreman, Issued Every Sctuday. Terms? In Ad vance, $1.56 a Yr, 5r oo Six Months. DAILY: By n-sll, for advance payment only, 30 cents a month; 4 months for 9i 00. When not paid ln advance the ivriM Is 50 cents per month, straight, issued every morning except Monday. "Summer's CominV 0 fay, fellerr, Summer's comin Lls'nin' t' th' birds an' hummlus' Ur th' bocs, Up in thMrces, " I'm Rt myjease, J An' bcrarain', 1 think workiu'e kin uv cra:y, Wen th' whole worl' scorns 's mazy, An' ye tec, ll'd up t' mo I'm hore, but Gee! I is bay. Mighty Utile clotliea I'm wearin', liat it's mfcM- pood I'm farin', An' n skint, Ud feel ez faint, An' tired: I nin't Aeariu'.- I San Ilernatdino Snn. New 'York Fa-liioa Letler . New Yck, June 5 In the lexicon ot ' fashion there is no such word as monot ony; hardly a day ptsses without the introduction oi some unique novelty. Tbe sensation of the hour in Gotham ie the kimena coat; we have hadkimona dressing tacque?, negligees end coffee jackets but the kirnora coat is essential to complete the Oriental fad. It is a delightful littlo geiha-liko affair pes Hitting countless opportunities for the pieturc-rquc. Like ail rrownt-day fashions, of course, the coat may cost tho proverbial widow 'a mho or a mall fortune, bot theiu is a happy medium for tbe noman wIicm limited drees allowance must needs bo divided into many parte in a design of pain bluo Japanese silk dec orated with flights of white birds. There is not a touch of iace about the ccat and the birds are embroidered down the frost, around the collar and cuffs and around tho edge of the skirt. A rather extreme, but pretty coat is c?.n'd out in red eilk elaborately ripn. Hied with trailing bunches of wis teria blossoms which are of a delicate lavender. The combination looke much better than it sounds, and with the ad dition of a few ttitchea in go!d and silver threads hero an 1 there a charm ing Oriental is gained that will make ts po.seasor happy even in tho dog days. Coats will bu worn extensively this year eiauly ni a matter of fashion. They 'Bill be to? dainty end light to cause dircomfort and their beauty will counteract all semblance 0! Imposing on the weather. Among the prellio3t of these coats are the accordion pla tad affairs of black' voile over l-ffta. Iheso have short x straight yokes of taffota covered with lace or ombroidory, and the body of tho coat ia shaped slightly into tho figure. I If ia usual! straight in front and tbe eunplaited voile is attachod to tho yoke. Tho sleovcaaro also tun-plaited in somo instances, in others not. The plates are fastened bo as to be held in place as far SB the elbqws. Pongee 'coats are pretty and (chid but they spot so eaeily even though the tiniest drops of water toncii them s for tht womaa !who possesses pscfa a garment it way be oMfdll to kaow, honeysr, that thesa spots disnj po.u if rat b td Rent lo with n bit of eofo white tlannel dipped In equal parts of hartshorn and water. A beautiful color scheme is shown in a frock of turquoia bluo not and n coat of Irish laco edged with narrow bands of whito cloth. Tho gown has Intricato ttimmiugs of black and blue in blond lace, velvet and jetted fruit. Tho tlouuce rftocton tho t-kirt ia rendered, not by many frills, but by 0110 gloriously deep Manure of blr.ck lace, craftily shaded into tho hluo blond isco, npliqued in nrtUltr fathiou. Tho bodico has n doop borthn .1 round the back and front finishing an exquisite yoke of rmbroidoy and lace. Tito coat is cut out in tho nick to tho depth of n shallow yoko. Tho sleeves arc elbow length tho prevailing sum mer fAthion for coata nud bodices and llaring; tho skirt of tho coat shows n novel arrangement, for it ia Blashed up tho back ns high as tho belt, which 1 a narrow band of white cloth matching tho borders. One cau not resist the charms of wash materials this year n d many women, who frankly admit that they have not worn laundered dresses in years, nro en joying their glorios. Not always ore these drosses made after tho fashion of wash frock?, also not always does tho wash material live up to its reputation when it is faco to face with tho wath tub, but this Is all right, tha fabric is not il'.k or cloth or laco end it is suposed toewne under the category of wash ma terials. . 1 Green was never moro popular than this season. A now fabric called foul ard batiste shows it with excellent effect. In a chic afternoon toilette the green is of the palest asparagus tint with a bow knot pattern of black and white. The tkirt ditplaya two panels of wido Insets of lace and is bordered along its trailing lower edge by three deep tucks, each depending from a veining of thread Apsnwork. The suit is made over aslip of whito taffeta. The waist has a doublo capo gsnged at tho (op and trimmed witlt guipure, through which along the upper edge. narrow black velvet ribbon ia run, hanging in loops down tho front. The vett which forms a pouch, rnd the flow ing pnffd of tho sleevoa aro of whit mouisdinc, the deep cofl9 of the gui pure. Tliareare thofo who claim that full strove and the looo Bolorna that are now so fashionable give the ida of un tidy fhpp:r:os. Nothing is farther from the aim nnd being of .fashion as properly understood. It is considered the smart thing for one gown to euggost an air of studied carelessness but this must be graceful end nrtictic. Skirts, however full, must be carefully fittod around the hips, the upper part of the shoulders and cl.cit xnuat be froo from fuBsy details which intorfero with the outline, and the waist ho trim and neat. The waistband is one of tho most important items of rho tout onecmblo and quite timo it was for it to ruasEort itaelf af ter a period ol depression during which it was overshadowed by tho the pouch. The capo effect below til's yoke, or to I 1 borrow an English term, tho pelerine, 1 is constantly growing in favor and addH a youthful feature to many a summer frock. It isoEpocljilv eiUclivo vith shirred skirts aud waist;. No woman who intend 1 stopping at .1 hotel or fashionable villa for tno turn' rner t'osuon can do w)M.wiit less than four evening gowns, though thoy need not" necessarily he expensive. Ono should ho black, for economy, and one might udd too, for elegance; another should bo while, either laco or tatinja third might bo of bright colored tulle and tho fourth in silk mull or organdie over a pretty satin or taffeta underelip. Or. crepe do chine might he substituted f ir mull or organdie. Here is a charming idea for a whito satin sown: Kvery panel is divided by a flowing foam of chiffon, like a high tide pouring into a narrow inlet. The j train i8Jlong and flowing and embroider ed in bunches of grapes shading from palost mauro to tho m"ost delicate goose borryigreon. the bodice is draped with whito chif fon and nppliqucd with med.itlloua of lace aud clusters of grapes. Tho whole tiling is very eluipte, but extromuly hnmlaomc. A vagary of fashion of Which Miori was a fnltiRt suggestion Inst Summer ptomlseo to become popular. It ia thu paper hat. Ills made of heavy Krunuh ctepo paper nflur tho Dolly Vardou stylo nnd is rnpablu of real hard wear. Tho colors nrtj not much affected, hut blank aud whitu iui quite tmnrt looking. Tho trimmings nro rurried out in paper and from n distance these hata ically look as if they vcro mado of expousivo crepo goods, They "ost very littlo fl.So, with tho dollar oil if you make them yoursel nud will undoubtedly constitute tho in evitable fa J o' t'.o sununor resort. Mauob Gkiuin, CLOSE ACQUAINTANCE Copyright. 1503. by C. II. Lcwla. 1 had been In India for two yenrn with I-owonback's men, nnd we had made many captures of wild unlmnlu. One day ns wo werw beating up a for est in search of water holes, so Hint wo might net traps for tho nnlmalH com Uig to drink, I suddenly hrnrd ele- jhantfl ahead of me. I was loading tho way and aupnoaetl my men wrro following. The uftenioon wn wearing away, nnd whenever I struck favora ble ground I increased my pneo to n run. I finally heard tho elrphniitd ahead of me and -was creeping up when I suddenly realized that I was alone In tho forest. I waited for perhaps ton mlnutrs and then follownl slowly on after the elephants, who were feeding ma fluv iruiVIHl Hlotlif. I OItKCt(Hl to tX5 ovrrtnkcn nt any moment nnd was not' in tho leat alarmed. I was gradually pcttlns on to tho heola of the herd when something occurred to nlnnn tho beasts again, nnd away they went at n tremciidoH3 gait, and I knew I should see nothing moro of them that after noon. I was now within four miles of tho village and .on n plain path, but tho sun was so low tlrnt It wna twilight in tho foreet. I was irolnc forward at n good pace whyn a huge hyena croated my path, with n rowI. Two minutes Inter there were ydps and snarls from every direction, and I realized that tho night prowler of the forost wre natlr. I was going, bravely ahead ami would have been out of tho forest in half nn hour more when the sun went down, and I had to nlmoet feel my way foot bv foot. The sltuution wn anything but pleasant. If I climbed a treo I. inlicht bo bitten by a snake lurklni; nmoiiK the branches, and the moqul- tofl would eat mo allvu In two houri , if I oacaiH-d the serpent. To go ror ward was to guefs at tho right com pa. point, nnd I heard sounds to provo that wild beasta wore prowling about in every direction. Williams had bor rowed n.y match box or I could laivo made a torch. I had a heavy single barrel rlile. but no extra ammunition, and therefore dared not flro n signal. I was nicking my way r lowly, feeling a beaten path under my foot, when of ; a sudden I felt myself falling. Ono, cannot rwnombcr his thought's In such ' emergencies. I may have cried out, but I do not recollect It I remember that ns I brought up on my head and choulders I heard n Ucrco growling nlmoht in my enr. I was stunned for a momont. When I pulled myself up to a fdttlng position I was nt onu end of an elephant pit, which was llvo feet wide, twelvo feet long ami twelve feet deep. Tho other end was occupied by n tiger. I knew It becntiso I could smell him nnd because ho had his eyes on me. and I I'.iihw his oyos belonged to a tiger. Klophnnt pits nro generally so ilrmly cdvored thnt no benst weigh ing lees than & pounds can break through. This one, ns I nftorwnrd na cortaliibd, had boon covered so lon;( that tho poles had rotted nnd weaken-( cd. The tiger wan ahead of mo in fall. Ing In. ' No ono can toll how a wild beast will act under certain circumstances. Thero Is oven a wldo difference between two of tho same npocles. This tiger did not rush upon mo ns I fell Into tho pit, but that might have been tho nctlon of an other. As I became certain of tho situ ation I found HttJo in it to consolo me, and I admit thnt I was badly rattled. Tho tiger kept his two greenish eyes fastened on inc, but I glanced nt him only nt long Intervals. Tho fact that ho had not attacked me might bo taken as proof that ho would not If I did not provoko him. It was a very hot night nbovo but qulto cool at tho bottom of tho pit, and not a slnglo mosquito found its way down there. After a Inpso of lialf nn hour I began to got my nerve back, nnd It may astonish you to learn that I took a number of short naps dur ing tho long hours of that nlcht. l 'wu'8 Bleepiug qulto eounaiy wnon daylight camo and a whining, snuffing nolso mado by tho tiger aroused me. !My eyes worn hardly -open when be camo over to mo and eincllcd ot 'my knees and feet and hands. He actual bCJCMled.bl.bft(l.o4jni:Ju0ea fod loottiHt into my eyes, l thtulc tic wuh ut tlrnt Inclined to uttncl; mo, iim ho jtwwlod In n'ltipunclttir wny nnd IiihIiihI tils tntl. but oh 1 nhiit my iyeft nnd kept quiet ho nnttlly chnnged bin mind nnd withdrew to n comer. Ah tlnio pnnHl ho grow utionay mid kept up 11 contin ual whine. Kvery wild brunt nooks IIh covrrt botwoen dnyhivnk nnd muirlm, nud thin Instinct Hindu tho tiger iohI less. The- huh was Just up when I hoard tho report of rlltu.i, and llvu mill uies Inter tho volro of Willltiinn rniuo lhitnly to my rnrn. I wn wntrhlng the tlgrr tltrtnigh half oprn ryra when tho fncu of WlllliiiiiH appeared ovrr tho -1ko of tho pit, nnd ho cnllwl out In horror stricken tours: "Great hravrim. he'n nt tho bottom of thin pit with a tlgerl Itlnnlt, aro you nllvr?" "Yrn," I niiRWcrcHl In n volco Junt nlmvo n wlibmrr; "go nnd get one of tho rngoH ami our ropes. Tho tiger Is eouvil, and I think wo can arcttro hlin." Ho did not atop to nrjruo the point, but returned within an hour with tho outfit. Tho only wny to got tho brant out was to noose him and ilraw him up through the bottom of the cage plnotl ovrr tho pit. Without another word to uir, thoy began operation!. At tho Jlrst throw of tho noose tho tlgrr show ed light, but only for n moment. The third throw caught him. and it didn't tuke more than n minute to laud him lu the cake. About noon ho becamo frrocloun and tri?d to bronl: out, but we bent him with Htlcks until ho gavr up. unit from Hint time 011 until wo chipped him ho Was tin docile ns a dog. I. QUAD. WlilU'Utnli. tint brimh umkr n good ruh ami doeo not npntlur tolling whlttWRli or the 0 old inakrs it utuooth like XianXlY 1'ixco. Playwright Tim t villain hi my piny doivon't net lib imrt up to tho lltte-t. Ho 't wimr n look of worry and dwpur- ntlou. MaimRor-Oh, don't get oxclteil. I'll that. John, go up 011 tho nihko mimI Mart ti rumor that I Imivc klpml with tho box olllco rowlptu. Haltluioro Newa. CARE OF THE FEET. Itoir to Krcti Tlirtn In n llrnlthr Conilltliiri. Xo on can ho perfectly happy If tho fet-t putu or aro sor. Neither 11111 nor women houkl 9T-r be ronadoua of Hie fact thnt they have foct, and conatnut attention Is nocoiHwry lo prewrvu or keep thoui In thin healthy condition. Of coureo tho chief thing Ie shoes. Thorn should not only lo iwrfrrt lit, but lit that nro en.v and comfortable. Khoes are an expensive item, but it 1m better to eu noinlxe in some other direc tion nud hnvo n well titntlo, properly formed iKxt. To keep tlto feet in rlme condition clean honu altould bo worn each day nnd the hhoen changed na frequently as time, money him! elrciitruttanreH will jwrmlt. aaya the New Yotk .loiimal. The heavy ahoea worn for walking nhoiild lw taken orf ns wxm as the hoiiKo Ih oittere!. If It U novoKsary for n man or woman to wear heavy shoe the greater part of the time, then two or even three pairs niton Id bo owned. In this wny tho foot nro kept from be coming tired. After the dally Imth otid It Is an ex cellent thing to hnvo this warm, us fur ns the feet aro concerned It Is well to rub into tho skin of tho foot n small quantity of carbolntnl vaseline. This hhoiild bo nibbed In hard nud particu lar attention pnld to the ralloiis hikiIh nnd to tho too Joints. When there nro hard, ealloiim-d spots, those should bo rubbed nwny with n bit of purntco Klone. This may bo easily done when they lire aoftened by tho warm water. Nothing Is better for onh.rged or In flamed Joints than to paint them dally with Iodine. In a short tlmo they will become normal and natural. Weekly attention Bhould alio bo given lo tho nails. Thoso should never bo permitted to oxtend beyond tho length of the toe. How (o .Sent ICiivrloix-M, Many peoplu Indulge In tho unhealthy habit of applying their tongues to moisten tho gum on envelopes, etc. I Although ono is now getting used to (icelng littlo vessels lu the poHtolllcu on which to wot postago stampH, they nro not usod as much as thoy ought to bo lu private households, nud an article of this sort should bo found 011 every j writing table. An old glass saltcellar, . or any small china vessel, oven an egg cup, can bo used If a small plcco of j spongo frcoly saturated with water Is , slipped Into tho receptacle. When, tho niJUlJU ISVlUlllin IIJIJIl L-fillil IUI Willi IIIU gum, tnko It out nud wush thoroughly with warm water and soup, then put it back again souked with clean water. Hoiv to Muiifiuo J. limp "Wlclfx, If n lump wick sticks or will not movo up nnd down easily, draw 0110 or two of tho threads from 0110 side. In extinguishing JJio tin 1110 of n lamp Dov er blow straight down upon it, but across it. Tho wick should first bo turned far down. Again, when trim ming tho wick do not cut off th6, brown tinder, as It helps in relighting'. 'Moro ly rub n, cloth along it to remove any looso bits. 1Imt to Crtrn Tor ItrooniN, To preserve it broom from becoming dump always hniig tt by tho littlo do vice attached to tho handle or, lu tho absuueo of this, tack on 11 loop lu it convenient place; but, in any event, do not let tho straws stand 011 tho Door, A good plan when through invrrplug Is lo nonk tho broom n few uioinriibi In wiirui sonpiiudH, Khuko It thorough ly and hling It up Immediately. A broom treated this way will last twice tho tlmo" of 0110 standing on tho lloor. When tho straws become bent, 11 broom Is very soon rendered useless, llotr 4i Cure NtllT Joint, To keep (ho Joints of thu hands from getting ntllf, after holding tho hands lu water as hot as ran bu but no nuts mi go thoui, Ixith thu backs uud pnlmri, with sweet oil. This should bo thor oughly rubbed In. Then dip tho haudi In hot water again, lining sottp. Itlnno with clear water and rub 011 a lotion of gljcrrln and ronrwatrr. IIimv to Trent n Ittiru or Mrnlil. Tor tlu Imiiieilhili nppllratlon to a burn or 11 siald perhaps thero Is noth ing moro rillrncloiis than slmplo Hour. It should be applied Immediately 11ml iiprond thickly ovrr tho nirrrtisl stir fare, tho part bolug wrapped after ward In cotton wool, kept lu place by a ImudrtKO or strips of old llitou, If (ho burn or the- scald bo merely Hiiperilrlal, this remedy will ho found inoit excel lent, but where the deeper tissues nro Involved other ruiiicdtru tiro to bo rec ommended. IIimt te llepalr C'nrtnln. To repair a curtain when Ironing nud a hole Is discovered In It toko a piece of the beat part of an old curtain a Ut ile larger Hun tho hole and dip tho edges lu cold starch. Thou place It over thu hole nnd afterward iron ora It. llntv lo SlnUn A 1 111 (i nil Ilrlttto, Itotl h Kutid or soft sugar with half it pint of water till It Is brittle. This may lie derided by throwing sume nuinll drops into very cold water. If It lirdcuH at once, stir In quickly an ounce and n half of split blanched Mlu.oiidM, two ounces of hotter and n mju.-cze of lemon Juice. Hull till again brittle, then or dleh. IHMir on to nn ollwl slab How to I'rntwrn Tntry Aflilr. Make a thick slriqi of sugar nud a very little water. Do not stir whtlo boiling:. When It threads, take off the flro aud in live mlntitu, dip tho upplea In It. Set on paper lo drip and dry. Street Srnteli Volern, I'or real bounty of speech tunny tix tert think that we must n to the Jena that surround the highland capi tal. 8lr Jlorell .Mackenzie unel to wty thnt the prvttieet s(tenkent Were lo lie fotiiHl in tlw Hndutioch district of In v .:: .!.lr. A wider knowledge v. .-iiM probably have Induced him to tuodify his views and give tho pnh.i to tie glen folk of the north nud west of liivcrne-ta-hlilre. The voices of tho hlghlniMlers are set low, uud yet Ilia artkulatlon is clear, dlstluct nud dm- mntlc. (Jaw Incllinm to liken their tqieech to many beautiful things to tho lei.r, mellow nolo of a bell or thu mur mur of running water. Tho Inflection of the voice Is singularly engaging, ris ing nnd falling with eiqulslto endeueos like bewitching iiiiihIc, and this, ho it remembered, hi tho speech of tho com mon people. A .'.'nil nn of SmoUcra. Notwithstanding nil onu hoar a about thu growth of the cigarette habit In this country, Ihiglnud occupies u com paratively lowly place as a smoking nation, says tho London Tntlor. Sta tistics provo that as smokers Dutch men are well ahead of nil tho other nations, (iurmnus como second, al though, man for man, they coiisuum lots than' half ns much tohaez .. Dutchmen. Three times ns iniiuy ('ga rottes aro consumed annually In r'.ng laud us in either (Jcrmnny or Holland, hut as consumers of pipe, tobacco both these countries nro far ahead of us. Vliy W Hnr llnndliox. Tho coIlniH worn by tlu ICnglish In Iho seventeenth century," said an old hat dealer, "were big; stntched things a good deal llko a ruff. Hometlmes In deed thoy wrro bigger than tho biggest ruff. They required u box of 11 'good sl.o to ho carried about In. ' "J'heso collars wero called bands. lion Jonsoii lu 'VoIimjiio' nayn, 'ThU baud shows not my neck enough.'i Hteolo says, 'Tho iioxt that mounted tho Mage was nn under citizen of tho bath, a person reinarkablo among tho infe rior pcoplo of that plnco for his great wisdom uud his brond band.' "iJnuds, you see, wero col lam, nnd by tho saino token bandboxes wero collar boxes, They wero big uud round, Just big enough to carry a cloan, woll starched band Just an bhj, In fact, as thoy nro today, "Whenever, thcroforo, you talk of bandboxes you aro Ainconsclously re ferring to tho collars as huge as ruffi that tho English of tho sovontocuth century woro." i . 'i iT,d Tho Bljorff'et Hfo Is Jong onajjgh If it' load to a, botter'a'nd the longest life Is too short It It to Hot-fOolton, , , JINGLES AND JE8T8. $4 ' Aii KloMiiir. IViu In a tirMirhvOf tuoialin suit tho Ut ters all wurn rNut, ' And li"ro In wlint tho opunlnir words of raeli lntlt unlit I "Denr Mr. Htnlth," "Donr l-'rlenrt," "Hcnr John," ".My burling Kour I.-nf I'luvor," "My (iwawit Jack." "Prnr John," "Deal Hlr," then, "tllr," nail all wim ovm. 1 Town Topics, t Top Noted. 1 "Hut," persisted the Nt. r.ouls wo liutii who hud tho shopping halill. "tho llrtu declares lu Its advortbioiuoiil thai It only iiHks a fair prion for Us goods." "I.xnetly," replied her husband, "by which It menus 11 'world's fair' prlro." - rhlladolphln Catholic Htaiidurd and Tillies. , X He Knew It All, Ditto Willie-- Kay, pa, did Holomnu liuow moro than anybody that 'ever lived? I'a-IIo did, my son with tho excop (Ion of your eighteen-year-old brother (leorge. Muffiilo Tliurs, ,4 l.e(trr I'l-rfeol, A Rlrl who n invfully y'i Mrl nn 0I1I limn villi) love In hi I'n. I In f'-ll en IiIm knmM Ami Kitld, "Mniry mr, plixuifl." nim Minn 1II1I O. K. Hint lively 01(1 J On account of hU x'o ami v'h. , Judse. Hetllt-il Hlin. Hewitt Voit don't seem to bo In tho swim. Jewett My boy, I hnvo owned inoro dress stilts than you hiivo over hired. Now York Times. The I'nlr (Irniliintp, t Iav know nut I he words Tlint tliH rn llpn niiHik, Jlut tho) Mln their nv Te lil wnil In lrrJ Ami tileem llku thu ron On thv Ulinpli"! iIimUI All(inl4 Cenntltutlon. 3 I'lrntr f l'rnnllee. ' "Vour wife talks well, lllltenger." ' "Of counw she does. What elm would you e.pict from forty years' eotiMinut rehearsal" Cleveland l'laln Denier. . ., . - ' .1 Onli'lnKnrit. ' Th" brlKT nhnvt-n iho t.rokur'i eliln j And rnk lain tl In elavi-r. Hut th liiokr Ixmtn tliH Imrlwr, fur lie luxvt liU uiiiu nil utrr. . iJ'iivwr News, j Wotereil .11 1 Ik. "This milk taatiH us If It vtH water ed," aald Ir. Newly wed, "I KiMiH H," wdil Mrs. N. "I saw the cow taking a tlrliil; myself." What to lint. The Urn uf the llotl . ' l.lron of hiiw Krrtit mo rwoilml us That w will. If we nr vskw, l.wivit our mixiMtv Imhlml im . Ami i:ul out uml mlvMrtiNH. Vnlilnmn Htar. , I.iive' tSienic, He You passed 1110 without speaking to ine. Kho-Oh, I must have been thinking about you. Detroit h'nsi l'rons. KrrpliiK II Im I'nrr. The bell pU-r work n u inotonnnit, Ami K'xl lurk hlrtteonl trrrvM, Tor Hhilr hu In on to th IoIkm of reiki No onu cun nui on lo his eurvtw. Ilultltnure Ncwe. Clintre of Krlls. Miles They say that imvorly is n sure run for tlyepepslit. "" (IlleK-rerhuiM 11 is, hut I'd rathet havo dyspepsln. -Chicago Nowh. , - . r .t - , j Nnlnrnl llUlnr)-, Th fly, they '. hnu a thousaml eyes to ii ii ri I up iiiinen tu vi Ku wonitcr lie Ih no cnrolcm, thn, As to whvru hu li'iivi IiIh spcrk. -HI. LuuIh l'ont-Dliiiutch. V Wlint Mil She Meant Jny HjKsiiirr-riu going to kiss yon when I go. Miss I'usho You'ro nuro lo forget It If you wait that long. Town Talk. A Ileal riilliimmlier. f My eat Is a philosopher, ' Willi ehiwa upon thu pawn of her, j Ami thni'M Him only way to hu V vn aiu-pi in jiui-io-so-piiii-. New Orltauii Tliaui-JJoniocrnt : A 4uliNtl(ii(r. "I want to inniry your daughter, sir," "You can go to thu dovlll" "Hut your daughter told mo to coimj to you." Now York Herald. , ; : "'vij ICiiowIiik I.niuli, i "J Mnry hnil a II 1 1 lu limili; Hlin went to pluck iiomn mint. When she returned, the lamb had II cJ, Tor It could takv ii hint. i Clilcujjo Tribune. Willful niUtntcriiretiitlon, Belle I cannot bear to think of lili.HHi lili'lliilnt' tnj AIIcu Wliy, dear, what happened 7-.I Ilulllinnro Kiiwh ! " i t..rlf,.ll J yV .y.iv..' m-: Overliurileiicil. The hllllonalro cannot enjoy ' i. tj'tYif Jim wenitn, llko mo or youj 'i. '-y It hu should count it up tu ciuilf,' J'fi Hu ncvor would trot (hrouKh, ' AM Uoutoit Herald. 1 - KV ' .... .. a " mi WUvfut, r VhJ nrains ut Drowervllle. I i "We used to miss that accommoda-t tlon .train ovory morning." ' "' ' J ' "Wffit do you do now that they havsi takonlkofft" , ' "w,,r;y m iMi'i$atSffJrl'frel ' . V M ?i i t 4 i td i -Mlt ,lMJfX -! L J .-', -'