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About The Coast mail. (Marshfield, Or.) 187?-1902 | View Entire Issue (July 5, 1902)
w Hrollif rly Lor. .4 - (fiST 1 I "Throw that cigar nwny, my boy." "I'd let ycr have It In er minute, but blood Is thicker dan water. Me brud der here asked first." New York Jour nal. A Phenomenon Explained. "Why Is It." ald .Mrs. Mlggs. "that a single man is so anxious to take a girl to the theater and seems to care ho lit tle about plays after he Is married?" i "That's very easily explained." an swered her husband. "It Is due to a certain deplorable but Inevitable mas culine vanity. Wh-n he takes the girl to whom he Is engaged to the theater, he knows she is comparing him with the handsome hero of the play, and to the disadvantage of the hero. After marriage she doesn't hesitate to tell him flatly that be looks like tho Ion comedian." Washington Star. A Pelec S offerer. "Lady." began the dusty wayfarer. ; "could you help a poor sufferer of Mont I'clecr "Mont relee?" echoed the housewife. "Why. you are no resident of Marti nique." j "I know Oat, mum, but I am n suf ferer Just de sain. Half do things kind Indies had saved fer me dey sent down here." Philadelphia Itecord. A I'rcallar !fiar, "What makes you call your mule Plngpong?" "It 'minds me of de happy day when I was workln' fob some o dem select gem men at de club," answered Mr. Krastus Pinkley. "When I'ze drivln dat mule, I has to talk to him Jes about de same as dem gemmeu was (alkln to de balls wheu dey was learuln' to play ,. tie game." Washington Star. A Winter Memory. "I do not understand where to put this meat bo that It will keep." said the good wife. "There is no Ice in the re frigerator." "Put it in the furnace," advised the kind husband. "That was tho coldest spot in the hoube last winter." Balti more American. Xot StrrnnoDi Enough. "To what do you attribute the fact that the odds so greatly favor your op ponent in the coming flstlc encounter?" "Some fresh guy circulated, a report among the sports that I wuz doln oil me training with a plngpong layout' Chicago American. Treaaon. Lieutenant Don't you know enough to salute your superior officer? i New Sentry I did, Bir. . Lieutenant I failed to sec you. ' 8entry-I wild, "Hello, there!" but I guess you didn't hear me. New York Journal. It Ja X'eeded. "lie has devised something new In nntomoblllng, I understand." j "Oh, yes, Indeed. He is so extremely progressive that he has an automobile ambulance follow Jn his wako when he is scorching." Chicago Post Artlflclal. "Is the sideshow ready to open?" usked the barker, sticking his head in to the tent "No," replied tho manager; "wo can't And the sacred cow's hump." Ohio State Journal, He Una It Cold. Gobang Do you use a fleldglass when you go to tho races? Grymes No; I do not go much on btyle. A bottle is good enough for me. Judge. A WISH. r . 1 sc the boy who itrniluntea Otntul ut bo'oro l ho crowus ' III collnr'a very, very tall; II In tl la very loiul. lie rcea hla (inrenta altttnit titer An iroiu! nil they enn be. Ami thrrf'a nuother, too; lilt brrait la Mlul with ecatnay, I see him rnlne hla kooI right band Anil wnvo It It) the nlr; I hear the bht. uncommon wonla Holt from hla lips up there; He ilrnwa hlmaelf u; proudly, nnd Ilia face with plvaauro nlowa, I wish thct I knew hnlf na much As thla toy thinks he knows. Chicago Hrcord-llerald. Furore for naairr ratcnea, j Plaster patches were Introduced In Kngland In the reign of Kdward VI. by a foreign lady who In this manner In geniously concealed a wen ou her neck. They became such a crate and were carried to such exaggerated lengths that they were Anally lampooned out of sight. The men, as well as the wo men, stuck themselves over with these beauty spots. No lady of fashion con sidered her toilet complete until she was equipped with her little box of patches cut In her favorite design. If one happened to come off in company, 1 she hurriedly replaced it with a fresh one from the box. At length patching In England went so far that party spirit warsymbollzcd by the position of the patches. A letter In the paper on June 'Z. 1711. tells of a visit to the Hnymarket and the dis covery by the writer of three classes of women In the boxes all differently patched. Upon Inquiry he discovered that those who patched on the tight side of the forehead were Whigs and those who favored the left were To ries, while those who patched Indlffcr- en.ly ou either bide were a neutral Part wuoso (ac had not yet dc- clared themselves. Harper's Weekly. The Coat. Ilotel Clerk I can give you n slnglo room for $1 or n room nnd bath for ft. New Arrival That's putting a pretty heavy tax on cleanliness, isn't It? Yonkers Statesman. . Itathrr, She Isn't the air bracing out here? lie I think If we get nearer the window we will And it a little moro at in-bracing. New York Press. Thr Trach Crop. "Yes, indeed," Bald he. "Miss has a complexion like a peach." That's to," replied her rival; bound to fall" I Lova "It's CdaeataToor Dowels With CasearoU. Candy Cathartic, cure constipation forever lOe.Sc. IICOO till. drufgUur-rupdroonej. CO YEARS' EXPERIENCE Tradc Marks Designs Cocypiiohts Ac Anrona Mndlng a krtrb and lerlptlon mar anleklr ajcaruln oar opinion fre whether an I nr en lion la prubablr patanubla. C(ntuunlf- tuina itnctlT conDdanllal. taiui booa on i-aunia uok nt f raa. Uldett aacner tor aecunnr inner for ftMruHnr Mian tpiciat notk4, without charts. In tba raicnu uien tEniuab ilunn k to. rccelra ami. Scientific American, A handjomtlr lllnttratad waailf. lJtttttl elr. eolation of anr aclentisa lournaJ. Term. IS rear: lour mooUn, U OombraJI newadealera.4 HUNN ft Co." New York Uraocb Office, at T Bt, Waiblogion, V. C. I'JIHI and Catalogues no rt&tc ia need to pny a trilon In lrt ttmri'Jartl mHi:iH. 'I Ir. m nil bin ' price. In our Uu tu lotUMfc. fijmTjra I MI I liwii Wm AflcHTS J'! rnodol blcyclo. COO a W((.-k ) a rellahlo jx'on n rilprdi. rlto wWi m Vf WAMT J. L. MEAD CYCLE CO., Ghicaeo, III. I.MIiik InUrlllilo Ink. If tha shell of tlio Purpura liiplllus bo broken thcro Is neon on tho buck of the nnlimil, Just under the skin, n slender, whitish vein which vontnliiH a yellow liquor. When thin liquor Ih applied to linen with n smnll brush mul exposed to the huh It becomes successively Ktvon. blue nnd purple, mul llnttlly set. Ilea Into n brilliant unchangeable crltu hod. Housewives of New Kuglnud have growing abundantly on the sen Hide rocks In their neighborhoods little living bottle of Indelible Ink, not to be excelled In beauty or durability by any manufactured product, Hluce neither acid nor alcohol wlll'nfTcct thin Juice of the whelk. MnttnultiK John. "John," she said softly, "havo1 you been saying anything about me to mother lately?' "No." replied John. "Why do yon askr "Because she said this morning that she believed you were on the eve of proposing to me. Now, I do not wish you to speak to mother when you have anything of that kind to say. Speak to me. nnd I'll muuage the business with mother." And John said he would. To Find thr Sorth Magnetic Pole. An expedition Is being planned In Norway for the discovery of the north magnetic olc. If Indeed such n sKt ex ists, for It ban been suggested tlia what Is called the magnetic pole nut. not be n dcuulte point, but a considera ble area over which the needle would stand vertically. There Is also a qutie tlon as to the absolute rtxlty In position of the magnetic xle. Captain It. Amundsen Is to itiuuuaud the expedi tion, and the ship (JJoa has been pur chased for Its use. The start Is to be made In the spring of 1V03. I Halter nnd OlenmnrRnrlnr. Testing for oleomargarine Is a simple process. Sweet milk Is heated to (Kill ing, and n piece of the Minpected miIh stance about us large as the end of the thumb Is dropped into the hoi liquid, which Is stirred with a light stick until the fat Is all melted. The vessel Is plnccd In cold water and stirred until tho fat is hardened. At this point the fat, if oleomargarine, can easily be cob lected together In one lump by means of tho stick, while If butter It will granulate and cannot be collected. CASTOR I A For I' ianti and Children. Iha Kind oi! 'hve Always Bought Bears tho Slgnaturo cf MfM: We promily obtaJu U. H. and KorelcD bftlMHti Bend model, tkatcb or rboto ollDTentlon lor ire rcpon oo patentaUlltr. For free look, S"TRADE-MARI(S ? Opposite U. S. Patent Office WASHINGTON D. C. BICYCLES BELOW COST K (ft fl n hlvhprmdp euoraniaod 1B02 MODELS tho T .w'K,f,"!' of tho CJMiniry. itcurtU aHHtoMfl by u at Ono-half cost. Four Madeta...... V1 u IUni Mrfn c H'flh ! IA fl with larpo photoyraphto enrjraviwis nnd I " " iuiiuu Bjjuuiueuiionu btmjrccw nny aduross Wo SHIP ON APPROVAL to nnyon in U 3 or Canada without a ant m ut;ncfl and ullo S F5IEE TRIAL Y&tsia ordering from ub, ua you do do cont Jf tho blcyelo does not nult you by cur Chicago retaWtl oics. JQ 4 a ft uiMiyiMXi auiiftw OQ III yu til - u hum. J 17 tfctitoi nil jrip,'i,rponirtfi;oMj troll UlndietM ifKuU a ttuiiuui iiiiurinaiiuu miiaicfiv In cncli town toildo ariilixlilt)ltttHamplo llO to In your mui-u tlmo you can rnnko tfilt vnur hfiuii) tlmii vim enn tnitUniain In - slilcs hLvlnir a iv'iccl to rliln fnr vnuiwlf. In ach town todlstrlbutocntaloKuoa forutln toduv fnr fri n I'.'ttphti'iii. unrl nnr ani.i'litt fitTiir. m j I Wm srrlvnl In Han I'rnnrlfeo. I m l'iu tl0(V0(ti teiiiloroiit leaven from T tbti tlmtcro p. m ff BA dolloloiis sweot bi'vurnco. y " m Ak for our I I V I NKW H,,'',:'';'- Mrbo lilylieHt Kritdn importiMl, 1 1 Only 70a. lb. 1 VCASHSTOR.EVsf I L I NO. 38 I MAHKKT BTrUCT, S. f. I 0M M Can wrptlcflltt rout sf " " -. -... . j i i ..I . lL , llUMBER la7&Bm3ii That is what we have to sell, and we can fill all orders for any and all kinds. THE QUALITY is guarantee and the price ' is right. OUR STOCK INCLUDES anything required in Fir, Spruce, Red and White Cedar. SIMPSON LUMBER CO. Phone Mam i5i, North Bend, Ore mm ta KOTotro ztaennKaimaiaems do you KNijvy machinrry ami wo IxiN't VK,K uU T Tllh ry unrl we UU.N I VNI-.AK UU I lllh. lurneil In labour after rccrlnt, Kt member we employ while labor only. Follow, to ntr n.M uiiiii .f tr .immI.i l!..na I i.n Myrtle Point: Sl llmuon, North lleml; J, COOSBAY STEAM LAUNDRY R. O. W?Fe5W. imwirAzim&vmmxiiMWAWMs?M2mim?Anm FOR SALE I ruro liroil Mnmiimtli Ilroiizo TurkeyH from tlio famoiiH WikmI- nni ami jniuiikuh Htraln Toiiih 15.00 ttacli. Trltw $10.00, Ekh for liutcliliiir SJKJ for a HottliiK of l. Ilarrcd I'lyimmtli Jtock CockerelH t.ou to fo.ti, jiurred l'jyiiioutli Hock anil 8. C Urown Leirliorii lUfftl..1?' PrettIiiK, of IS Hrttliim from tho f fmiifiuH In Han Riiuiior Duck $1.60 for U. ,!,ic,'.,'.,FH ,fr!"" t,,r0 imported 151-151-107 egL'H in 15U duyH $2.00 AiIllrtHfl b'llANK JlOOKIlH. Ksb a i.l C:u TurL TIim) rtnb.'-taiitlal iiiiittrcHHCM itro nlcep linlbTM They are comrortiihlo mid will retain (their 'Vpi iil ntWfor yearn. .Made In two pleivM nr a.. In one piece. TIicm lnihk iniitrerweM, with cotton face urt'Zcquiil to all-liulr anil font a Kren deal b'Kii money. Qhristensen Sl 'Johnson I MAI we uvc no llijurloiik chttnluiH .mil 11 only the vrry bcii of koup unit we ciur.uirt ifk inr wnik. Wk iiw iwrfrctril llioilrril 11 CI.UI lll'-. iJiliniify worn uin orrcf. tlitiilnn SI I iTM I nillllllr' I . A. IJOlll'f. r Motnn, Knipiir. n Flanagan A Bennett BANK, J)I H ROTORS :T. K.RIu.ri tlan.J. V. lion null; l'KKH : and. IT. FluniiKiii), VI0H PUK8. ; II, P. Williams, CASH IKK. Capital, $50,000. mAIINHFII'I.lk - . OIII'liIO MAHSHKIKIiD OHKflON