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About The Coast mail. (Marshfield, Or.) 187?-1902 | View Entire Issue (Nov. 30, 1901)
,,, -v 3 XT J? J? Xa IB 3VE IB IN" "I - a. markievitoh. Coast flail. Merchant Tniloi I'lilnl door north of PlHiiiigmi ,v IUiihipII Haute, Maralillfll'l. SUITS TO OPDER, in lal'.l 4tylra niiHlMmln pile. .(uirlmriil i'ohII nfitll Hit lle !rlnp tiMilcul- orlMK f lmurfrl it mI iIuimcmIi' wuolriHn' , MAHHIII'lliM), UltKOON Hmiiipaui V ItomitiH BANK. IHUKCrOHS T It Hh.fl .1,(11, ,1. W HrtiuiHt; I'HKS . .i.i.l , II Flanagan. VIHK HIKrt.. H K.J Vllli.iiii. fArilUF.lt Capital, $50,000. THE WEEKLY OREGONIAN contains all the ucwm of this state, the events of tlic worltl ami editorial comment that's widely quoted. Tako it. Road it. Tho Ooast Mail and the Wookly Orogonian Ono Yoar. $2.50 MOST PEOPLE LOPSIDED. UlliriMii (? tfcn ! NT" Kara Ma Womfi. The two aldea of . person's face aro never allkf. Tbe eye nre out or line tn two caaea out of Ore, and ono eye li atrungrr itmii tlte otlirr In 'botch per on out of (en. Tho right ear In nlao, as n rule, higher than the left. Only one person In 10 linn perfect cjes, (lie largest percentage of defects prevailing ninung fair halrrd people. Hliort alght I more common In town (linn among country folk, uu.l of all teuplc I lie Hermans have tlir large! liruporiloii of 'ItortiiljtlifiMl iicraons The crylnlll lena of flit eye la the on Krtlun of Ihe human body which rnntluura to lucrrase with the attain nienl of maturity. Tin Miunlli-at Interval of sound can be bettor dUtlugulsbcd with one ear thnn with tiolb. The nulla of two ringers never grow with the same ra lililltjr. that of the middle finger grow, ng the faaleid. while that of the thumb grows the nloweat. tn fl4 rniira out or tUO the left leg l shorter thnn the rtctit. The twin of au average human male skeleton weleh SO iKJiin.U. those of a woman ara Ix iKiiin.lii lighter That uiirul.v member the tongue of a woman, la alao mtinllcr than t tint of n itiitu, irlvrti a man and a woman of final sle nii.l weight. It may be n pilling tn reltwt. hut It U ucvcrtheleaa tiue. that the muscles of the human juw fieri n force of over MX) poii'idt. The t miititr which l the sole In telllglblr ground for our I. left of beauty, the roHrtl.u between the upper and lower Imir or tbe biimnu lxdy, exists lu nearly all male, but la never found In the frmnle. American limb nrt more symmetrical thnn those of an other people. The nH'ktut: rhalr. ac cording to nu Kugllsh sclrutlst. It rt r-IHiiinlble for the exercise which In rrciir.es the beauty of the lower limbs. The pwdi which the toe clve to keep the chair lu motion, repented and re pentcd. mntetJ tbe Instep high, tbe calf round on.) full, and It makes tbo ankje delicate and alciider.-Kxcbange, iiikrkunkfinwiiiimimTkiAii J. U. i$$s, J Practical Photographer MAitsiiHian iui:iiis. The only first class Gallery in Coos County. All Work Wneennle.1. tTnitUI,ITTniTk1flAliai3BraE.llA "WASTE NERVE" Oiiuul tin niii't helpful ixxik mi II.MVt Wcrtklie tlVer Issued l tll'U en titled "wiuHtiicive." by lr Suw.yrnf H,ni Kraiiditt'ii, now Hi Hi ll'tli llinli Mil. I Till work of nil i'X lleliceil iiinlropHtibi'liyleliu li an Kn-t-iibli. control., totbo yhhUiiiii of tnlf teaehliiK wliloli proviilU on tlila lm piiituilt nubjuul. It nbouniU III ,nt liillyconfitlerod rttnl tirKctloal mlvliv, iiml linaiho two ureiit nirrltn o win il.iin and alnui'iity. It oiidoreil by titth tin n-llueotia nii.l ocular prrK. ThulJIiicnKO -vanooaayu ' A pnntl of the bunk mid implication oMia prliiciplen will pit liimllh.hope mnl Imart Into lliiiu MimNiif livi'ii linn- ro now u(hriiiK throiiKh nurvoiii linp.lrmoi Tim book I 1.00 by until pos'- '"oiiu if tho moat litrualnK "hnptor. -ohaplor xxt on Ncrvmet.nnd Nerve Tonici-hM bon prlntod eioratoiy ns a mitnpln ohnptor, mid will bo aenl to any ml row for a utmnp by thfi 1M" nr, ThnTaolllo l'uti. On., Hnx 'MM Whvn Irvlna forsul lllmiclf. lieu Wet inter, au CdrIInIi actor, laid n good nlory of how he held hln owu when Sir Henry Inline bapMued to lie nh-enl iuliul.il In the "l.youi Mall' there li a touchlnc fu-ue tie! ween l.e minpiea (ptayisl by Irvlnjji and tila dHimbter Julie, or which Dldn-r (Mr lieu Webaterl li n perfectly alleni wit Den. One nliilit Sir Henry lin-ii-nd ol mnl; lux hi l.nie fpitH'ti, iipiH'iili'.l lu Ireiu Mine lon.'N to Ml U'ebler "HN-nk lu her I (Idler. H-aU lu her1' liltllef mi diiinroundrd Tbcrv waa au awful pnue. Irving, .julte uncouscloua of hln own mlmnke, frowned wrathfully nl Hie young nelor. bin Mr Webiter, npml to the o.tnlon, cave way to a burnt of tenri an I eiclalmod, "I can. not; you know i cannot pakr' and iiirmsl hi hack on Hie nudlence. Then Hit Henry picked up hla llnea with n (tan and It 1 nbiervtsl that Uldler'a nhouldera ahnnk with emotlonl lAJulivllle Courier Journal. Tht ItvaJ Traoblr, Mr. De Htjle (lookliiR from bcr pa xrl-The l.lenl I told that reporter u to nientlou my name In connection with the Glugore'a reception, and yet ho'a done It. I'll Junt go down to that urwtpaper offlce tomorrow and ace about thle. Mr, De Btyle-Oh, I wouldu't pay any attention to It, my dear. Mra. l)c 8tyle-l wouldn't, but they have got my name apclled wrong. IMillndelpbla Preaa. Aht " Ho-UlMle, I've benrd II unit! Unit n klia without n mUKtncho In like an egg without Knit. Ix tlutt koV She-Well, really. I don't know. I enh't tell, for. you e. I've never- He Ab, now!' Bhe Never eim.i nu ckk without aalt UlaHgow Tltnea. lu tbe fourteenth century tbo alaugli ter of women uud children nftrr u town or ciiHtle bml been taken )' Btorui wits one of tbo most common ' Mit..ip nf u'ne AN INDIAN CIGAR 8IQN. rb Fal That Orerloak fl Acrr- ! Wuitilvn Hnrmttr. The city of Utile Muddy, on tbe up per Yrllomnouc, wn an exceedingly whin awnki town In 1887. When It bnd reached the mature ago of S niontliH, eeiy kind of IminIuchm man wan represented except the cigar deal er, nud the next week a man from Chi cago limned Ktiirk opened a tobacco torv, wlib a large, gaudy nnd nggres he wooden In. linn In front, holding a tuumbawU Mvagrly lu one linn.l nnd a bunch of clgnrn lu the oilier. It would take n chapter to tell of nil the trouble Htnrk bnd with Hun wooden nhorlglnc. Tlila variety of Ij;ii wan rare In that region, nud kimiII. incii not unconnected wlili the NiiM'k giowlni; liulimlry who rnme lu from the nincex wearing npura and U'iiM)iin wniilil M'm-iii his threat eiilug nitltu.le, for Ihnl uinttcr. no In dian, even the uii.'i iN'iutiilily dlnpon tsl, wna iMipulnr. He wnn knocked off Ida (K4lenlnl bn'f il iloxeii llinen n day. Ktnrk lenrn.il to l.nnw whnt had hap I tied wbelieM-r be lietirl n dull crar-l ill fnmt mid wniilil Htep iiiilnMe and re more bin fallen wnirlor. nut the lid ninti did not meet hla Waterloo 1 1 II Tube Hartley nud a friend, pHt-cmil to us uiiilcr the name of l.oug Ikjiiic, i-jiiic in from tho Light ulug'a Nct iiclglilxirli'KM). A dote frlen.Milp exltisl lutweeli lhe two wurtlilr. It ".ix their tlml vacation from tin rniich fur ceteral montba. They wamlenil nbnul town In n re ceptive iiiimmI mid fought to enjoy their vlalt. No facii. nre extant coueernlnx th.lr ion. till. hi after iume hour, bat we tuny pel hup. ! iillowii) our tuvpl el.uiK, Dually ibey ieinralid. and Tol.c. niinln,T nlobs to ihe Indlnu and not noticing bin uprnlned baichet, aat dunii nl l.l" ftil In re l He noon fell aalis'p nbil nnl. t.nver. At thl Juce tuie l-nilc .unit' around Ihe corner nnd iiwik Jn ili, in'ce xliimilnu nl n glance. A couple ri.lwii.iiil m . nr- cm mnr rtrd luiely Thi Init't mi I Imd u m i in tin houie accun'ly In. I.nl ihe ta tl- of wbleh trt wife had ueer m'u iiik I I'vlng curl out an to lif MiiiieiiK. -li li.-ccul ngam and again to n- die i -nu At taat l eoiiM'iitcd, uud, lo anil behold, the roc in wna full of whole cheenet! He eiplnlnnl omitcr by telling her that for every imefthcnrt In hud In IiIk young day he iHiughl a cIiccm. Ill wife iM'guu to cry "Don't cry dear." he continued. "I've had no awevthcart alnce I met you." "lt'ii not that." nlio replied, atlll aolh blng "I only with I had been a thoughtful aa you and bought n loaf of l.reinl for every mini that Um-mI me. Wi' eiinld tune bud brefl.l nnd ih.rfe eil.Migl- III l.lvl 111 all our dll.ek" -Uill' Ion Til lll't Ini" ' ri". , nmrnrst. Tin .1 I l.i.i. iiiini 4 imuene bill, lull.- li li ii uiillei of dlapule. Hiiini i.ir. n.it, n nun tbe defect wa iniu'ii mi iiiiiii that It vvaa oc caHliiii.ii t v nu Hn-iileut whtcb befell blm In in, it It, ii I be nioit curloua expluiiiiiiiin hi nil ix thnt offered by a wrllei In I he Quarterly Review. "To quote the very wuiiIk of our Informant, an erolueiiily dlatlngulabed diplomat." aya the iVrller. "Talleyrond'a Vienna colleague Huron Weaaenbenr. told me yeuri ngu Hi.ii hl ImiieueeN waa owing to eurelei.iirH' of lil niirfe, who tnld him iI.ivmi in ii Held while ahe flirted with hei rueethenrt and ou coining baik to hei elnirgi fouud nouie pig dining on Hie lnfnin'j lega. I am aui-e I Imi WvxM-ntierg told me UiIh n mi cMithlMied fact, nud I am all but Htiie Ihnl lila authority waa Talleyrand blu M'lf " aiiihoaa ol en. Ink Jnnal 1'cver, I got aver my uttnek. but It wna n marvel Hint I did. One morning my doctor bled me till there wn scarcely u drop of blood left lu my body, lie then gnvo me -10 gnilim of calomel, nud lu the evening, na the fever waa atlll rag lug. be ordered mo to be taken out to the yard of my quartern, laid on a baro rottnu couch and buckets of cold water thrown over me for nbout 20 minutes! I was thou put back to bed aid fortuuntely fell naleep for several houra. After some weeks n the alck Hat, I was able to return to my post ut Kornegallc "Fifty Years In Ceylon." X- :ft 1 I? 1 I zz 1 u. F. P NORTON. SkVK DV.M.KU AM) AHKNT X Latent Ha ii P r n ii c 1 a c o n it d 1' o r 1 1 n n .1 7 d n 1 I 1 p h. All t li v I e b il 1 n ( .M n k n z 1 n ej H ii b h r r I p 1 1 (i ii for nil 9 ; p n p e r h and p e r 1 o .1 1 c ii I n . ' I Klne elgun nud tobacco. Btallnnery, Jewelry, iintlimnj ,,t.v,'.".u,.k'flfe.'.,je. .,-v-''sx'v.awk i Fillers1 Livery M mi Sale Stables, I Burt Case. Proprietor. Roseburg Oregon i I ::: BesLBi;s and Teams in the City. H My barn ai (ttely been onlnrged mid I liave ml.leil r rxiverul new rig and am bolter prepart-d than ever lo A lorouli yon go.nl :urn-out ; TintiMcnt stock jjiven sccial attention. Cnll and see tne. ,ev.k'."v'fc.'ak v.a k ".' C. 0. D. GROCERY Alt. ill iti J eline- jr.i-.Tle, f'.' I. tbuir. Il ml .Hid Iki'hii iilieny no ImihI. Ik-.Ii fruit mi'l )etrfblea rei-eiveil.mi OVeiy Vemilel. " H QHEST PRICE PAID FOR PRODUCE, BUTTER AND EQOS TrccDdlvtrv TUpboc PWd'H. LUMBER That is what we have to sell, and we can fill all orders for any and all kinds. THE QUALITY is guaranteed and the price is right. OUR STOCK INCLUDES anything required in Fir, Spruce, Red and White Cedar. SIMPSON LUMBEFL'CO. x 1 North Bend, Ore Phone Main 151,