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About The Coast mail. (Marshfield, Or.) 187?-1902 | View Entire Issue (June 15, 1901)
i.. THE GLUM QROUTCHY MAN. . - "tin K-cl' !) lrf, rvJ hi ln.' lwtj mill. Aim) In ln'l r (h lul In Hit l'l. wtiil t ; Nu nrnl to U, , iwd to quott Anj vl.l (Mnf (Ixl (It ntlut mm m-4 to'hiiVm In ntnl (rrttlrr itll Tli iHmtfiilHji lUitftn vl imnVlftJ'n Oownltll. Illi nil l tx'lit, ami Ml htiit U l.l rtIJ: lit Mloit tlitl ll Ituth It iHitmjmWttJ taotolJ 11 IiIwIkk) anil thtit Ami wlt!rpiraj drrvll. Tti (h rcml- fur imo.1 l uniMi fw inl air hftll . ai -Unnt I'miM lor til tht l lot 1 1 N irtn'a iliitlMi itii.r I rountrj la holJ. tic )urllrr rt'lglen, h ilouM wllllt IVIIrwi I hi I til Mtt-nr l BatrrnrJ tjr rllqw. ltt ') IMuj. ica "tome Or. ItlM f l!onif To i'mtit k nj IrmpLtlot tum-m I ' i prtAf I of Urm. n.l h !). prttllttt H.I II HjM !) lilU) U't lb nil lb UU AUk.Unn., cull. lrn lr llro W;n. Mm IW mil ibn, ml no tffoft rtn Krilot hjppliv ln.m th Mr4(hl c( illtlrtn Al mw Hi pn-pl tt( ri:crrnM lie Mf BnJl J Jill, knna ontjr lurJ u tara l IW ' " slum, sraulthjr mm. IVtmr Nta. SPANISH POLITENESS. Some Phases of It Are Liable at Times to Cause Trouble. Tlio Spanish people arc credited with being tlio m?;t polite race in tliu world. They arc very hospita blc, ntul during u visit they will place everything at your disposal. An Knjtliidinuiii was (lining with u wealthy , Sp.iniidi gentleman at Mur-del-Plata on one occasion. Tlio hou-o was a p.ilace, r.tul as ho walk cd through it with the owner he ad mired it very much. I lis litt-t at once ofTored the hoiwe mid in such a cordial manlier that the jWHt thought he was really in earucM. When ho retleeted, however, that the nroKr:v would tiring at auction at left 100,000, ho felt there might he n niMake anil refused it with thnnkn. This habit sometimes causes tho k'ivcr trouble when ho come into contact with n foreigner who does not understand him. Not long ago h Spanish don was traveling down the west coast of South America. A charming Scotch girl was n fellow juiMienger. The don was married, hut the young lady was beautiful, and when flic admired a poodle which he wa. carrying with him ho at once pine it to her. He expected that tdie would thank him and refuse. Mat, to his surprise, he thiinkid him and accepted. Tho don wit earning tin poodle to his wife, who wiw iu jcilou in Span ish girli umi.iIU me. Ho had po eial orih r to bring it home rafc nnd 'ound and n the oiing girl was go ing to the Mime town he knew that urioii). complication would a mo if bu did not ifcovtT the dog. Hefore he left the idiip he wns coiiipelhil to ask one of hi friend to e.pbiiii to the o-ing lady that his olfer war- not intciideil to be taken in ca rin- I and tlnit he hoped ho would Hind back thu poodle, as it lutloiu'ed to his wife. I'earon' Weekly. Why a Rat's Teeth Crow Continually. (Vrlnin nnini.ilh have teeth whieli grow .I'iri i.; nil their liver. The rat and the "piirnt are examples of this. Our own lei-til arc developed from pulps which are aUorbid and disappear after the teMli are grown, but in a t.n' tooth the pulp is per petual and is continually rccrcting material I v which tho iucior gains length. Therefore the animal is obliged to gnaw nil tho time to keep the tooth ground down to tho prop er length. It i i ommonly imagined that tlio nit keeps gnawing from pure ciiH:U'iln-, but Mich i not tho cafe. SoinetiiiK s it happen tiiat the beast's upper and lower inrUors do not meet properly, ho that it is un able to gnaw, and its teeth keep growing around in a npirnl. Cases liavo been known where a rat's tooth Srew in this manner through its ;ull, mi as lo pierce the brain and I mastodon, utnoli we lime in the Minpe of fossils. One advantage about teeth is that they nia harder than almost anything cIko in nature mid will la.ot longer, io that they nia be picked up in an excellent tale of prt-MTWition ages after the animals to which they originally be longed are dead. A New DUeace. A woman whose maid nccompt niul her to a M-getariiin restaurant in Loudon was soon the recipient of a protest. "Hut. Mary," kIic argued, "the food is palatable yn cleared your plate mid it is certainly whole mine. Why do ou object ?' "It ain't that bad to taste, nui'am," responded Mry tlriu! "Hut 1 don't call it wliolcMinie; no, uia'uin, not when thev till a body's plate with tomato ami cabbage and parsnips and potato all at once and gieyou Ihhball things without au ll:h ! 'em and goiwe things withn.it unv g'Oie in 'em and rripictti things made of mixed up grcciix. Sure, uiaVni, it gnes me i-nfiisit.n of thct-toiuiich!" A LITTLE NONSENSE. The Ruie of a Dad Who Wanted te Read the Paper. "Play wif inc." is the burden ol eury "child' de-ore, and "Don't botliVr me" is the answer of almost every dad. Some of the dads com pruiiie, however. Here' what one of them in the champion iiicuu man elas did: His I car-old daughter vantid him to play with her. He wautid to suuike and read a uowpu- i.T. "We will play school," he sniri -"kindergarten kcIiooI, where thev do fiiniiv things." The child was dcliglitiil and ibougbt that the rest of the pro I ratnii'f was for her pecuil amue Mint. ISe,.,nrd!oi' of the evil elfcct on her conduct, her father handed tier u now nine and &nld: "The first class in Hjo nmoking will como to order. Till pipes light smoke quietly." The child went through all the motions, not omitting to scratch an imaginary match on the heat of her dres., and then tho deluded kid Flicked away on the empty pipo for 1.1 minutes" without mying a word nnd was having fun bceauno ho thought she was. The next trick was meaner yet. "The teacher," unid the father, "will now read aloud, and the class must ho very quiet." Then he lead aloud what ho had been Irving to read lo himself Mimctliing nbout the Ynotii Indian and becaui'e oho thought she was playing the daughter kept Mill and finally went to sleep. New York Sun. " XVIini I.I Ileum Clmiiu Crlnnril. Once limine a dry Mamiti In Chlim the viceroy. Ilnrl I.I tluns Chaw;, call ed on the American iiilulMcr, Mr. Con ger, mid toko of the weather. "Yes." Mild Mr. Conger, "It eein lo tic dry cvt'o where. It Is dry In my country loo I read In one of nur pa icr the oilier day that In many place in the went the. iK-ople were prnylm; for rain." "Whair nald the cnrl, "Do your t pie prny lo their liuil for ralnV" . "Oh. jch." Hild the uiIiiInIit. "Ihel ufien pray for rain." "And ilws lliclr !(wl mud It when they pray for II V nsUed Hie earl. "Yen, hoiiii limes their prnyciH are an. Mvcrcd. and HiiiuelluieH Ihey are not." "All I he same like Chinese Johh. hfj?" raid the earl, with n (,'rln ami a chuckle. j This Ooy Was Shrewd. Toniuij, aged l, had a pony nnd a dog, and, while ho liked them both, he liked the ponv best. Ono day a visitor, to test his generosity, uakod him if ho would not givo him tho dog. "No," replied tho littlo fol low, "but I'll give you tho pony." This surprised his mother very much, nnd eho nuked him why ho didn't givo tho dog instead. "Don't say a word, mamma," whispered tlio little chemer. "When he L'oeji to Flanagan iV Itannoti HANK, IHHKCTOHtf" T. It Hlieil ihiil,.t.Vv. lleiiTicit, l'UKH t in, ii. nmisKiiu, vhm: PHK8.: It. V, Wllllsm Capital, $50,000. tlAHHIU'ir.l.lt OltltUO'l JBLANtX) IIOTKlj J. I.- l'i:illti;V. Iu.rl.l..r i 4 oommikcul tmavi mb5 I ' fhlSK bAMI'l.i: .'Of.l.V, rt.itM I HHAsns.uit.n 'i JMARSHF.ELD, Oro. Tho Old Roliablo Firm, E.B.Dean&Co. C. II. MERCHANT, cene U connlnnlly nilillng tu it Iock o( (li'iHTii) Mcrclmo Jine, xlrcKdy tlio Uri;rt in Mnroblleld. When nu buy itt llui Mill Hluro oii know llm gioiU urn llral elm mid tlio price Ik all riu'il . 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