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About The Times-herald. (Burns, Harney County, Or.) 1896-1929 | View Entire Issue (Nov. 6, 1915)
'- ' OUR PUBLIC FORUM i...i.in ,iii. or trary. It U the employer who le Urst out of employment. As autural quence he It followed by tho employee who neit taidt hiatal' out of work. Unemployment begins only when the employer himself begins to be unem ployed. When the employer i iroporous and his energies are profitably em ployed, employeea have abumln.it employment and they also Piwapor- Hut why Is this period of unemphM , . n(? It Is because all business la bewildered and uncertain. It does not kim whether u may proceed la safety. It does not know with what anares Its ith may be laid. This conditio begaa with transportation and now extent! i to all business. The greatest trouble wit this country today Is that every business which has been developed by thq genius of the American people has become the object of unforeseen attack from some quarter or feels the throat or danger of attaok. Our laws, which formerly were precise end definite, have blanketed business with loose gen eralities called crimes which tho men who drew the laws and the men whq Interpret those lawa cannot themselves define with any precision. Even when they endeavor to expound those lawa they make them aors obscure and mystifying than before. "There la nothing more distressing to an employer of labor than to tar. away good men who desire to do good werk: but until all wake up to thq fact that unloss the employer l prosperous the employee Is falling In proa parity, wo will have little Improvement. When we have learned the lasaoa that la this nation wo are simply a big Industrial family In whir we all prosper together or wo do not prosper at all. we will then have promise of relief from the misunderstandings and cajolements which Increase unemploy ment and destroy tho comfort and the prosperity of the average man. T nrgo rellet from the fads, fancies and Isms which hars tilled our etreeta with unemployment and put away the dinner pall of the working man empty upon the shelf In the Impoverished home. I urge the restoration of confle denes la the fact that Amerlcnu men of business are the poors of any In the world. 1 urge that the American worklngman cannot bo prosperous aalass the American men of business prosper. I urge that prosperity oaa corns to us only with the run ilinner pall. Finally I urge that the public interest In transportation is that it shall bo proeperoue la order that It may bo a successful and energetic mil to all the business It Is designed to eerve. Cleaning Luce. Lace that Is too uellonte to be wash- ed In the usual way can be cleaned In this way: Hake a strong soapsuds or some good soap and allow. tho lace to tomnln In It for inrernl bonra Hi hut. although It Is well to shnke It out -csslonally. A wide mouthed Pottle P most convenient to bundle When thq Isce Is thoroughly soaked lei the so igs water out of the bottle and gaga add ing clean water until the soup bat nil been removed from the laea I 'o not handle the lace at all; shakliiK the bot tle will rinse It thoroughly. if the lace Is narrow wind It round a bottle that has been covered with a piece of soft flannel, and do not re move It until It Is dry. If It hi too wide to care for In (bat way dry It oa a large cushion. First em or tin- oaaa ton with a heavy towel, then pin the points of the love iu pacta aad allow It to dry. It Is better not to use steal plus on account of the danger from rust. When dry the Ince 111 look like new. Youth's Companion. Famous Temple and Statue. Since about the year 7."-' ihe graad ceremony of Katgatt, ur "Dptaljig the spiritual eye of the statue." has baon celebrated but five times at the temple commonly known ss the Uttll.utHU of Nara, at Tokyo. The original statue has suffered grievously since 752. Once, in 836, Ihe head dropped off. Since then It haa sunVrcil tnl-e from Are, and upon each occasion the head was destroyed. The statue in Its sit ting posture measures fifty -three an 1 a half feet, tbe length of the fai-e beliijr sixteen feet The two Bodataattvat flanking tho Palbutsn me as hlKb as thirty feet. Tbe temple is las feat Iu frontage and 10'J feet In depth ami in known as tbe largest sraodtn building In Japan, though It Is much smaller than tbe original, built l.ltX) yean aco. It was not built to protect the statue from being exposed to the weather. bnt the statue waa mado to enshrine as tbe chief figure of tbe temple. Tool Chest Courtship. "It Is 'plane' that I love you he I began. "la that on the 'level?' " she asked. "Haven't I always been on the square' with you?" "But you have many 'vises.' " she re monstrated. "Not a 'lilt' of It," he asserted. "What made you 'brace' up?" she queried coquetUsbly. bo fact that I 'saw' you," he re plied, with a bow. "I ought to 'hammer' you for (hat." she answered saucily. "Come and sit by me on tbe 'bench.' " be urged. "Suppose the other should 'file' In?" she murmured. "You shouldn't let your arms 'compass' me." "I know a preacher who Is a good Joiner,'" be suggested. And (bey rushed off for (he license. llulldlug Ago. Morel "Risks." It Is pointed out by a modern (htulier that there is no such thing as n moral risk, for when we talk about a "risk" we mean that there la u possibility, but not a certainty, that barm will re eult A boy lakes a physical risk when be goes skating on that part or the river wbero tbe lco is (hln. lie may fall through and Injure bis health or lose bis life. Hut when we venture on thin lco In our moral life there is no risk in tbe matter at all. There la as eared catastrophe from the moment wo start In that direction No one t an do anything which he knows lino! c possible moral danger without thereby definitely passing beyond the line of mere danger Into positive injury to bis character. Rspld Pie Making. The fastest machine devised for mak ing piss Is opersted by a foreman and six assistants and will turn out 1.N00 plea an hour, according to tho World's i Work. Tbe machine is provided wltb , eighteen revolving pie holders which 1 move sround uu ohlonir table or unit- i form; two crust rollers, oiie for (ho lower snd tbe other for the Upper crust; a set of four automatic moist ening brushes and a pie trimming wheel. The six operatora of the ma chine place the crusts, fill (ho pic i ami remove them from the table when the operation of moistening and trimming baa bees sutomatlcully completed a smaller machine, the working prim iplu of which la similar, except that the ta ble Is round Instead of oblong, will torn out 000 pies an hour when op orated by three pis inukers. Thras Clssses. Henry Thomas liucklo's thoughts and conversation were always on s high level, uu.-e iu- rsmarkeui "Men and women range ibomsclvos tato throe classes or orders of lutein genes. Vou csn tall tho lowest clsss by their hsblt of slways talking about persona, the next by the fact that their lis bit M always to convene about tblngs, the highest by their prefareBce Soar the dlacussUui or klaaa" William Sproul On tho Employment of ths Employer The Miilovmnt of the smploysr It a paaBB ot tbs labor problxm not io well exploltea at tat etoploroiant of the ,,,. ! "iHy m importaot to tke pros aeritv of the country. The employer wee never known to so on triv- nor to askfer rednotlon In hours yet tho twnd of our ir-glslaturss hMbyen to ltrBgs hla actlvltlon. Mr. Win. Bproule. PreeMent of the South ern Purine Company, when neked to discuss employ- mont from tim snunlpoint or me employer, saio ii "it l the ii'it or the time to apeak of unempioy mont ai It II relntotl only to thoee who work for a ape olfle hourlv or dully, weekly or monthly, waga. " It ihomiit or .hirfly as relating to those entered in th ltTa The facta run quite to the con Opening Veleaneee With Caoec ' ' twoes IBs bar of Naples, I""" ' w0 a , -' " Preatat day la situated, our travelers .nine to PuttoH. or roasuoli. M It 1 HOW CSlled. St present S 0 cadaal suburb of Naplea. This miserable and dirty town of some 10,000 inhabitants, as It BOW Is. is connected by trolley and steam rail way with Naples and la often vlalted J.y the modern tourist who wtshee to Mm (he remains of tbe ancient temples and iiiupbltheater and the mighty mole, which stl ,teii of tho ancient glorh-e of Ifuesotf. Near by, too. Is (las rwsjauaV fled of sol fata ra, not a mosatslg, put t'ta plain, the crater of a low votcsau, Into which oue eau thrust his cans la many planes and and smoks snd sulphurous rapor Issuing from the bole as be with draws it. IVv.bably there sre few more dreary or discountable places In Italy than this modern suburb of Ms plea. It bss not tbe ragged plctur esqueuaes which somewhat redeem the worst slums of Naples, bat la a squalid, unwholesome (own of the worst typo- Chrlsthjuu Herald Big Gun Rnngo finders. Said a man who knows mechanics as an open book, "The acme of precise liens and the perfecttoa of all mocban ism known lo (bo human race U devot ed to tbe art of killing men." lie was talking about the extreme exactness of rsugs finders for big guns "I know of no other thing In the wkle domain of meriMjnlco," said be, "thai U worked out with ep great care as these rsnge finders." ile said (bat with that lastrusssiaj It is possible to plant a shot wltblo one yard or (be desired target ten miles away. Wlu-u I remarked that that re jolied unusual delicacy this scientist replied. "No, not dollcata, because one of these Anders weighs Us) pounds, bat t hey must be mechanically axaet and perfect.'' One might almost bo tempted to say that killing men la war haa become as exact sclsuce. ItiUadelptiU Ledger. Wouldn't a g)kd. i.-.rd Klicbapor, celebrated dor Ai stern and exacting manner, met his match ou one occssloa and proved the Hue quality or his nature by gckaowl edgtug the fact It waa In the daya when tbe rsllwsy waa being driven across the desalt to Khartum. A young Canadian officer or engineers waa In charge of the work, which was progressing saris ructorily, when one morning the sirdar (as Kitchener (ben was) appeared on tbe scene snd expressed his dlssp proval of certain feature of the work with bis Bsusl biuntoess. Tbe young officer listened until his chief had nokdvsd sad then quietly In quired: "Am I bossing this rollwsy, iff. $f are youT Kitchener gsva him a quick glance, recognised him as oaa of his owo sort nodded approval gag want away. Self Help la Caee of Pire. Aa a house M saver attacked by Are at (be (op and bottom at once, If there Is a safe and ready exit at tooth top and is. Horn very little danger to life M to be fesssd. It Is Important tost all exits should tie so known as to be easi ly found by day or night by svsry la-' mate of the hoaaa. If tbe clothes you hsvo on catch gas blanket rag or some euch woolaa article abould be quickly and tightly wrapped around you. Air Is thus excluded, and (be fire goes out. A emsll fire Ip s room csn ..rieu be put out In tbe ssms wsy lo preference to pouring wafsr ou it. In ease or fire keep all doors sbut as far as possible. If a room la full of amoks keep low or crawl, because smoke aad hot sir both rise. "" u fnm Within. lf " ly-'bologtat oau contribute aay- ,lll" to " msss f msnklnd be 1"UHt tint " ' sdvlea not "' '"" u" "" 7 " tne aueu Hon la rocused OB the disasters which are to tie avoided. Sdocatloo by for balding tbe wrong action Instead of -awaking tbe impulses toward (be right oue is ss unpromlslug for peoples as it is for Individual. Ws must truly build up from within -Hugo Mueuster berg. Hla Luck. "Drown never spends a cent for street car fare." "Hides on passes, sb?" "Mi. no. Throe years ago bo was kh-ked In tho face try a bono." "Welir "Now he has a horse star of own. "-It Louis Post-Dispatch Hie glxs. Us- Often when I look op st tbs stars lu tbs firmament I cannot help thinking bow emsll, how laslgnlBcsut. I am, after sit lbs Orsrtous! Doesn't that thought over sbrika yog sxcept when you look si tbs slaw U tjm ormsmsutT CsrnlsH p1 gquck Pis. mora am few, it any, conger sola lo American waters; they are to some people s most unptAiiant looking Oaa. Cornwall, ICnglaud, esteems them high ly and makes them Into pie with mach cream nud parsley. Cornwall, sirs. Florenr foals Albrecht explains 111 a Nstlonal (Jeogriiphh- society bulletin. males suy number of things Into pie nud calls tbe product Invariably "squab pie " though all things but squabs are among tbe materials. "Hquab pie" gave rise, to (he following Cornish story re prated by tbe writer: "The devil came oue dav to tbe banks of the Tnmar, the rippling river that divides Devon ami Cornwall, aad looked over at tbe rocky land beyoaa. Ills majesty considered the swift cur rent and shook his bead. 'Not' he aaM finally. 'No, that's no place for mol Every one who goes there la turned into a saint and everything else Into equab pie. I'm Ot for neither one nor the other!' Ami he stsyed Iu Devest." Whet the Duke aid. Tbe Duke of Wellington, of course, never said "Up, guards, and at "em!" at Waterloo, but Is It generally known how near be came lo Saying lit Mr Herbert Maxwell In bla biography of the duke points out what Is the prob able orliilu of the pleasing legend. Late on the afternoon of that memo rahle 'Hlh or June tbe First qad Hoc onrt baltulloiis of tbe Third rhaa eeura were foremost In tho attack oa Mount St. Jean. They had reached a crossroad unaware that British troops were lying behind (be wayside banks according to orders iu remain prone when under Org, but not. actual ly engaged Than at tho proper Req metit Wellington's video waa hoars). "clear above tho storm. " "Stand up. guards!" It waa Matllauds brigade of guards (bat (bus "stood up" and with a victorious rush swept tho caaa atturs out or tbe cowbat- -Irfwdoa Mirror. Thick and Thin Shells. There are several kinds of high ex plosive shells, which have been design ed for various purposes. Por instance, there are (be ehglja (be oaae of which la very thin, eo that their rapacity for containing explosive may ho Increaaad. These explode Instantly at Ihe slightest contact and are used as mines, or. la other words, they cause damage not by ihe Impact of their mass but by tho fierceness of tho egploaloo. Another kind of explosive shell la made by la cressiug the thickness of tbe steel caae and reducing the charge of explosive. The explosion of this missile la calcu lated to take place a little after cos tact. This typo la used for the deetrar tion of solid defenses, like walks, earth en works, etc.. ss tbe (Ilk-knees of the ease aad the slowness of explosion per mil then) to penetrate the fabric before explistlna l-ondou Htandard. Tho Man In tho Dee Mask. Tbe B istille. whuee fall July 14. I TOP, marked the blrtb of l-'reurb liberty. was built In IMP lo defend Parte against (he Knidi.b. it is ss a state prison, however, hat the grim fort roes Is remetulwred and chiefly on account of (ho myatery of one romantic prison er, tho "Man In tbe Iron Mask." who wss "bjtsrnsd- fbere In lTl snd died Iu 17oa As to who lb prisoner actually waa scarcely two auioonnss saves, oui among tho almost lunuinsrabla "rtalm ants" hare figured lbs Due do Vsrman dola. son of Louis XIV.; lbs Due At Ilea u fort, a supposed sou of Anas of Austria by the Duke of Buckingham! a twin brother of Lenta XIV. and Coanl Muttbloil, secretary of aisle la Charles ill The leet two may be termed the favorites foetlsy e frey. Msny beetles sre bug of proy. Pro daclous Insects generally bare uudjtr ful apperitss. Tlis so called "green By," otherwise popularly known ss "golden eyes," is. ss a larvs. s tremen dous gobbler or punt Iks. It thinks nothing of devouring 100 of (hem, oaa after another, at a meal Tbua Insects themselves do much to keep (be num bers of other Insects down. Bui oot even wltb their aid nor with fill our Ingenuity In devising methods of do strn. Hon could we mstulslu a sue coNsriil fight sgalnst tujnrtous bogs were It not for tbe help given by birds A Pony Repay Oue or the moat caustic regies ever made during an election campaign wsa (bat of Pox wbsu he called at a shop during one of tits candidatures The shopman happened to he a rabid oppo nent Taking hold or s puree of rope, he said Mtajgqjr: "Vols for your I'd saoaar hauu raw with this rue:" "Very Inn-resting." remarked Ko blandly, examining the cord. "A feui lly relic. I presume." Iodon Mall Revised -Versions. Handsome Is thai handsome Is vfMr uf Tli. u bo JJ,v,c iu glass houses should slwsys have tits lniJ ajege guns Nothing faila like sqnnass. Necessity Is the uol bar of preteo-sma.-l.lfa In Wsll ttreot. Uncle Josh There's lots of moaoy gVwppod In Wall street, ain't there f MsvW-ots of It Uncle Josb-And It's all droppad by folks that's trylo' to pick It up.-i'uok. A Cruel Reterik Discontented Wife - gov oral of the men whom 1 refused whoa I sxsrrtsd you sre richer than you are now. The lUhaiul -That'a why. If ail warasd for tbe attainment of !blr wiener thsyg would bo fewer tired of the waiting. A Curious Funeral Oerasnony. It b said that wbea Alsric, tho con queror of Home, died "a river WSS turned aside to maks place to Us bad for hla grace, and wbea be was buried itiu water waa again let Into its forjaar bauuel and tbe prisoners wbo bad pUdped io bury blm wore killed so tha) ap ous wight And opt wbero too con queror of Itome was burled." The river .turned wee tbs Uusopto W"J Aba Ms,cs near Coaento, Italy. Perfectly Natural. "Why does that young ipso inscb to bla pocket and draw oul a pscksgs of papers ss soon as ho begins (o tslk to any onsr" "That's s msrs matter of habit Too sss, bs Is s life insurance sgeat"- Itlchiiion.l Times Dlspatcb. In the Modern Plot Prospective Teasnt (dubiously) Well, I'd take tbe place It has mod sro Improvements, and so forth, ss you ssy but I don't Ilka thst ugly crack lo the wall over there. Janitor (hastily) Crack, sir? Why, that?" tbs private hall. Puck. Tbs noblest part of oar exlsteaoo b) xaxsed iwon ssatlBxattt. s" "s-'ff TTTrnrevrT" LIKE A SUBMARINE Tho Fur Seal In Many Ways Re semble" an Undersea Boat. ITS HABITS IN THE WATER. Althsogh It Csn twlm Only Whsn ..uhmerged snd Must Ptlss to the gurfeee Ivery few Minutes, It Is s Msrvsl of speed. We have couie lo regard the sonrlnu albatross or the condor as the piolo type of tbe aeroplane. When we look for a natural model for the suliiniirliiv We Unit It well made In the bod) of the far seal and lull) sitKUcsicd in Its ntetbod of profession In the si a. for It travels there only when holly nl merged. Unlike, bowel er, t lie "uulerseeliote. the fur seal Is not lilted rot' swtmmlnu 4a the surface; It only rises (hero to survey, to breath and to sleep. II Btvsr attempts lo swim with head gbove water on any course, no matter bow short. It rises when undisturbed OT pot alarmed, looks aDosI with bead and peek well stretched up above the lUrfsre uf (lie sen. Illls Its Iiiiiuh with qr 'llli'inll.v compressed!, turns l heat) down and with Its powerful ua (prior lllppers drives Itself below the UrfSce (0 the depth of (lie or ten reel, (hen ahead on that level Thus sub merged (be laxly uf (be seal glide through the wster as swiftly us u sal jgw tbe air It Is a vanishing streak iu our eyas How long It remains thus suluiiurisud i worn traveling no oue has any denude -knowledge, but tbe best consensus of opinion gives II a rise at Intervals of very three or four minutes lo breaths -Ibst Is, a pause of leas than two or throe eeoouds, with barely moyt than Its nose and eyes above Ihe surface, for exhalation and renewed Inhalation when down goes the trim body to spaed ahead again. Whsn oar submarines were first brought out a trip of more than thai miles from bssp was the utmost limit of their cruising. Today iby have boon so perfected that they can cruise safely mors than 8,000 miles from thai baas. Therefore In this connection it tsinterstlng to know that the fur seal makes a submarine Journey In the north Pacific ocean of more than u.ooo miles from Its bass on lbs i'rtbllof Is Msda. In Bering sea, and then returns. Aa animal which can not only make such sb extended Journey, hut ran steer Its course over an uncharted waste from point to point, mouth by month, with positive regulsrlty and In perfect time, must I a fin Ope of swimming machine, and It la. There la to be observed a clove re svlublauce between (be cigar shaped spppiarlne boat and (be body t or lbs fur alal- As we view them lateral ly, tbta reaetublsnca Is complete The) are both driven ahead by feathering errewa, sad they era both kept on lbs level of (heir submerged course at a given distance below the surface by nr- jfj, W0 obeerve tbst lbs periscope. I ,, PBk,h the .Si.nwrlpe crart owes all Of la efficiency. g duplicated exactly by 100 seal's nose snd ayes uud widen are all that l ever lift above tho sur fscs wbsa stsrtied end Iu night uf passage Again we pole that the fur seal as a submarine baa a greet advnnlagv over lbs human boat It baa eyes thai oaa look ahead and around under ws tar how far we do not know, but II Is reasonable to assume that (he seal's eye caa see ss far under water as the eye of a camera can, widen we bave ho evidence of In good records Wisp, foo, it also baa an acute seuse of bearing under sag. for we know that lag whirring of a propcllofi scrap will drive all the seals sway for mllus around g eteamsr. We know that bo okata sows of the early pelagic seat lag vessels were Dttud wltb small aux iliary screws, sod (boss, wbeu put Into njm, had to bo removed. yPltb reference to tbe powers ot do styuctloa. of sourap our fur seal boat has no torpedo tubes, but It cup and doss "shoot Its niouib oft" at fish with s deadly certainty. la this connection It Is luterestiug to note that eeals do not catch fish by It of them not at ell. They oot down frpp) above upon the Packs ap rroaj itoiow to strike at the iwl Hgs pf their flpuy prey How fast these phucliui submarine can spaed up under the stimulus of excitement or feer no ope knows. Hut U s well known when s vsssel is com lag dowp befors a gala of wind from lbs Islsuds. logging fourteen (o sixteen knots, that s bevy of fur sesls will of tea follow the ship for hours and re peatedly swim by It, swim around it aad then renew tbe chase and circling of It-Henry W. Elliott Iu New York Why Hs Mlsssd Hsr. "B yPir'ry U,HJe Willie Woodbyr' said lbs new wlplsfer Qfbjf Sunday subool. "I coiled to sue your mother yaatsrnay. but unfortunately, she was not st horns." "Ob, yes, she wae." replied thr boy "but I guess shs took you for the In stsllmsnt man. Yon look osMtbto' like bias" Pbllsdelpbla I'reas. A Possible Solution "How can a mu b as stupid as that fallow and HaV' "Boms of lbs men at the club have a theory that he was raised ou s va cuum bnt tie." -Judge. A man wllbout patience without oil. lie rtuanst Is a lamp f trmss In Apes. Tha gibbon flic smallest of the manlike apes, lis anus sre so long thst It csn touch lis apkles whet) walk lag. The gorl'ln. which is often six feet high, Is tbe largest of the apes Osngereus gituatlpn. "Awful situation at Hie Jail " "Dear mel Wbat is It)' They have the measles there, and all the prisoners have broken .nit." Baltimore Amerlcnu. Tbs youth whu does not look up will look down snd tbe sidrli ihnt does not soar Is dosflaed perhaim to grove). Dkwe.lt. eld In the Bible. Tbs earliest book which nicotians gold hi the Bible. Ip the second chap Ur of Ucbcsu. eleventh taria, sopor the words, "tbe whols laud of llavllsb. where there hi gold." m Oilsmma. Qaotor (wbo b not feeling well, to BUBselO-Wbat shall I dot I haven't gay confidence lu any of those other doctors, and, as for myself, my are too blah Modern tee ngnting. A favorite tbeme of tbe artist tho sea battle Is spoiled forever Mod em voseels fight at from ton to aeven teen miles. If they fight at all. aad thrilling pictures such aa Jonas, Perry. Piirrapui. Nelson and Dewey have la spiled pt-nliablr will not he painted again Marine warrant has become very largely a matter of hide and seek any way. So far baa the guumaker out stripped the armor piste builder that were .equally mad-bed vsssele (o en a few seconds' firing would ra dio e millions or dollars' worth or ships Iu si nip Iron shambles And whan the skulking menace of the submarine Is considered we caa aiidersiaud bow completely tbe tradi tions of sea fighting bare been upset. Detroit .News. Numbered Teaspeeno. In tbe earl) daya of lea drinking, w lieu t lie brew was rare and costly, numbered spouua were used. It was not etliilelle for S guest Iu SSk for a second cup until all the company had finished the first. The numbered Sfluogfl Ihererore Insured each geitlng bis own cup back again. As s sign Is Ihe hostess that no more leu was want ed i ho spooo was placed In lbs cup. hxcii when etiquette was s fetish tos pot spools sometimes gut choked up, so the long handle or (be spoon with a pierced bowl that succeeded the sit ter strainer was thrust down tbe spout to dlaMrse the (saves. "Ktlquetlo," remarks Arthur llsydeu In "Chats oa old silver," -forbade the hostess to blow down ihe epouj." Crippled Peet In Cblng. Ai ending iu Chinese history, the ctisium of small feet among the fe males uf t hiini originated several cen turies hack, when a largo body of women ros against lbs government u ml tried o overthrow It To prevent tin recurrence uf such au event tho use ur wissieu shore so small as to dlsuble them rrom making any effec tive use of their feet was enforced oa all female Infanta. Cleee Resemblenee. "tan't that a llourgereauT' Mrs. nidcastle as they stopped for a moment to look at tbe new pictures. Hh. nu. pot" replied lbs hostess. "It's a lion But told Josiah when be brought it bums that It looked a good deal more like one of them things you mention "- Chicago Herald. Net Analooe lo Meet Him. "J Inks baa bad a burglar alarm put Iu his bouse wltb a gong In svsry room." "He wants to be sure to koow about tbe burglsrsr "No He wants tbs burglar to bo sore to bo alarmed." ghaheapeare'e Heroines, In Shakespeare's time tho parts of heroines were taken by boys, there be ing uo female actors. That lo why tbs !H.et makes so many of his heroines disguise themselves la msls sttlrs. ghe Wae Busy. "Your wife seems busy those daya" "Tos; she M to sddreaa s woman's clou." "Ah, worklug oa her address!" "No; op her dress." Bxcbapgp. A root Thinker. "Bliggiu puts s great deal of thought Into bla work " "Vm; be works ten minutes god then (btuka about it for so hour and a quar ter" Oaged Birds. The old notion that caged blrda. upon being set free, are Immediately art upon snd killed by wHd birds baa been found to be untrue by experiments. What one has that one ought to ass, and whatever wo take to haad ws ought' lo do' With il onr might. -Cte-ero. Are Veu s Bosk Berrewerf flave yon borrowed a bookf Baal and return It If yon cannot road tt soon return it and trust to your taring abb) to borrow It again. la keeping It an unreasonable time you may Ba peeping some oae else from tho pleas ure reading l msv afford. Look over your ahelves sod' sss what you bsvs there thst should be returned, jwlk man wbo abould borrow eo IK tie as a quarter of a dollar from a netgbbofr and fall to return It would not invite respect Yet It la quite as bad not to return a book or maggalna Who has not bad anguish of heart to have some choice, dearly prised velum returned, soiled or torn, with pages lacklhgl That "Tom upset his Inkstand" or "the baby got hols) of U" ur similar excuse docs not mend the matter. The borrowed book should be protect, ed from each accidents. What wag worth borrowing la certainly worth re turning. Certainly It should bo clear In your mind that It is not yours, bat the property of another.-Milwaukee Journal. NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION UsITSLSTiTSS L.si, orrii s. ' gums, Origan. October t, ISP). Notts la hsrsky elves that piafessc A. JTsslsr ot llsrrlasa, Orsfoa. who. s ysnfesrr (,' ISIO msa hewssMsC sstrr Be-swijier WHSHiSst H, Top. Ml.. HssM M BSSt. WlllMCMe Msr idlsD, has (Ilea i.uiles ot InlsslloBle sufs Bust ars-teaf wsil, le sstabilsb olslsi lo in s lane sbovs ili-ecrtbsd. Utors MrSlslsr aad kseslver.M karat, Orssoa. oath ltiadsy l Novsnbsr IIP) t lalmaul aaoiss aa wIMSsmi aItIb i urry, II. A, DeasMS, rrsak Hllde, Hob.it Hslni.sllof Harrlmts. Oregon. Wa. Visas. Bsgbtsi IN THIS CHH3UIT CpfJBT OP THE STATE OP OREGON FOB HAJWEY COUNTY. W. K. Crowdsr, plaJatiO) vs. Nummous Bits Msy Crowdsr, ) dvfeiidaul TO K'lTA MAY CKOWDKH, DKKKN- PANT. IN T1IK NAHK 09 THE 8TATB 01 uKlX.OaJ. yog ara hereby required to appear sad sagwsr lbs coaplgipi filed against you In lbs sbovs sollUsd suit, on or before the (sat ilsy uf tho time prescribed In tbs order of publication ol this summons, to wit; oa tbe titb dsy ol November, lHlo, said date being the c. pi ration ol six weska Irom tbe first publication ol this summons, and II you fall to aoswsr, (or wast thereol, plain tiff will apply to tba Court for lbs re lief prayed for in his complaint, to-wit ; For a decrss of divorce forever dissolving tbe bionda of mstrl mooy now slitting between Plaintiff and Dsfsodsnt. This summons Is published by ordsr of the Hon. l. C. taivoat, judge of the County Court for I Isruey County, Ore gon, mads and entered on tbe IHtli dsy o( Mepteuibsr, 1915. snd tbs data of tbe first publication of this summons la September gfitli, ltllfi. J. W. BIUUB, Attorney for Plslnliff. DONT TAKE A CHANCE Burns Taka a Chanca If you guffgr fromTbackBCha; If you hvg hasdchg;.diz2y palls; If tha kidney Bvcretiong are ir regular, Don't delay -likely your kid ney are gick. Thouaandg recommend Doan'n Kidney Hills. And hundreds reside right in this locality. Read the statement of thin nearby residence: Mrs. L. Mahon. 2890 Clark St., Baker, Or., says: "The pain in my back waa so bad that it waa hard for me to get up or down. At one time I waa laid up in bed and couldn't turn with out having sharp twinges in my j back. Someone advised me to! uae Doan's Kidney Pills and l found relief the second day after I I began taking them. In a short time I waa cured." PriceSOc, stall dealer. Don't simply aak for a kidney remedy -get Doan's Kidney Pills i tbe same that Mrs. Mahan had Foster-Milburn Co., Props., Buf-1 faJo, N. Y. THE FIRST NATIONAL BANK OF; sunn VVIIAI.IUIUJUKI'LU.'j 100,000. THE BANK THAT MAKES YOO $ $ f $ SAFE." ACCOUNTS INVITED. or r mi a i. iin tokv svsrs oaseon i US. lOao. g. CbsniUiUni IHsrrr Lans w-.: WJ (UN HswL-i Oeogrcssaise Attorney Oaasrsl Oevarsei . sceretery ot stoss Treesarer sun. rubllo lastraeUee SUU FrlBler niBBuit MrArlbnr UsorssM. Hnmn iaaisc wtttijuMiii... Bsn w. in. .hi T. a ksi ; J A Cbnr. I..I! Jobs I.nwri'iiu,' It. A. M Oea I Kobi ft s. a. r. A. Moore Murn.it iklu Bsan' taarasis J Tkos. A. Mi H r t.i. Ilenr I.. Mei.a.in hawraac 1 nn MINTH JDDH.IAI. OltTBICT. Plrlt Jedge ualion Hlst-s County Attorney u,. s siso."e Clreait Coart ssssm taa liat td.u.i., t., Aarll sn4 tral Meaear IB Octoeor. latnl tssalsr letBt-Sisrsasauilrc . I.. V.Htrwsil rrsnk list, . ootraw- mum M. 0. Unei.a . a t itintb. i HA Mill,! rrsnk uwii W. A. iilKnliiian J. J. i..u.-Kau t. H Ilsmilu.u (I. W. (-)evrnser JSnl'ai...l tTbos Main uiaia Tresasrai kerveyer arts. tekawl awesrriateasast Cetoesr Stock lacoacasr. ... IH. II Hi, bine Ceaaly Cosri ssaets Ua trsi Wsdnearla; lb iaasary. Muck. May. Jaly. fcaptambsr and Iteveaksr. SASasr o. s. to errica: Batiste BeosiTs Tin Ksnt sau Muibviebva.1 CIVV.-tOIMS- Meatjaes el tSe oosarll every tenouit e.,.i Ssyss. H.C. leveue B Vau ninki.- Henry liallou ..B. I.. Hall.., Ttaaaurer ataisaal, I l.e.ir(e Vry i urilsHmliii i J. g. IxiMsn tHam Miitbcabral I 'asrllataa If You Want ALL The Home News READ THE TIMES-HERALD 92.00 a year Best Job Printing I I BBoWHmKmmmBspzzrr- -asJBJBsw sgsggBJBSjMSfBaajgaBjs. Sib ifesSliBrs. fLawr 11 i71Bb! .aSr-BBaas BBaTsnK I bbbC'bb! rsaataflP Scrubbing Unnecessary Enamel your walls and woodwork tnfj secure a W faK If l-f-rd and smotMh, non-alworbent and faUefoarjr, Enameled surfaces dp not require iicrub bing. An occasional wiping with u damp cloth will keep them looking clean ami fresh. ACMEQUAUTY ENAMELS (NEAL'S) fre eaail applied. They cost no more than ordinary linr M W9 y9lr rfmc. trouble and worry. 0r "Home Decorating" booklet tells you how fou can "do It yourself" at trifling cost iVak ior a free copy. Burns Hardware Co. Ao-pnta Wanted To Th' Lofollette Nursery Co. Trees grown " Central Oregon 4000 feet elevation and without irrltration. Bett trees fortostv tral Oreiron. Everybody wants them. Write for particular Theodore Hubbard. Box It, Pritii'ville, Oregon. Save Your Coupons. With nil kodak finishing amounting to $2.00 I will give an 8x10 enlargement of your favoriU film free. Films developed 10c per roll any size. Packs 26c. Prints Gc. postcards 6c. Sayer Studio. Burns. Ore. Wilson's Creamery Butter at Hagcy'tt. - : .4- $1500 Reward! moorages, Csl IforataaaTMavsOa Mrs Stock Pistes ilea AsSBCtotieaef wbtok tbs eager- wiWvsttaa rswart lot on 4ms Is4lu is the arrest aaseea- vteUon e acy tot iTornertlss SMci- lag Barsss, eaMIs ur stales kssesariBg a say uv ns iswni errs. in s.i-iiM.u. iii ti- sbevs, the sntsrtlgssS nnYrsllit-isiiii- liilon IMS) OS for all horse) l.ri..1, .1 ln.rsv sIhmJ bar ob koth or cither law. Iirnu.l i, .ma. .. In ckrkt roBBtlsa. Baaac i I!,...., I ,b. Mi... i'v.u.l, nnMmtMm Wammaa .-nt a uriu-i. soiu. Nun bnt grown tuuscs sold anit twly la I ' IIHl BBBJBU . . . i ..... i .. - II ItOW N rtls. O NOTICK FOR PUBUCATION (1N1TFII HTATBS LAMDOmOB. I aki'ilrtV, OrclUB, OCIObSt 1, IMS. NUT tVUL II SO Mattes l In nl. r slvcn Ihsl cbsrlesN. Usvlsuf Muult.-r. Dii-K.ni, wbo. on Ovtobsr 7, ItlX, l.i.li l.ii,,i,i hulry.No OATM.Ier SrUSEU, k'SW', .1 SNKW.IHnWJs. See Inn ...hiji.-i ..uth. Bengals g., WlhasMSM MsrMlsii, Iim nt.-.l nullmof Inunllun to siakl Ibrss iiur t'r.Hil. lu tststillsb clalas to His Isnil sImiv ilssc-rltil. befors C. J. BreeATer, .iiiinilastonwr.st Htauffsr, Oregeo, ea tks Mb dsy nl Ni.M-iiil.rr ISIV i isiiimtii nsiiics as witn A . l IDIU. B. It. Ueaar, in h hi mi nl Manner, or i -laiiiiwr, ui.,.a. Ja. r. Senesss.aeglster. Tf :ost ACCUIiirE 22 ClLiBFRRepeatiBf Rife in tbe WMLB. Mm), in two loodclsi lur .ti Bfcort II. I', car tiiilgcs Hi, other for .M iti!! It. Y. STEVENS "VISIBLE LOADING." RIFLE NO. 7a 'Handlos It- .SS Short sag Tta . flg UST rticf 8.0O f k.ng rifle rartrlsajpra. Send fur bsnilsoraelv Illustrated BiBe Cgta rsnq -mow toaaoot ell". ristelss7sawtaaws from your Uesler. J. STEVENS ARMS & TOOL COMPANY, t. O. Baa BOOS, cntconts raixa. mass. . UV.-ltJU ooe obB i aflBBaf 1 1 7r i i jm I, .. GRIFFITH A SAURMAN riiyttcisi s .i . , .- in hi u.nb. inn a. txi. cbarv Pbysiclsn an. I Hnrgcon Burns, - - - Onunn. Office on ereond fl.r Toneaama lllda, I'li'.nn Main Hri. DEfllUn A DEiNMAf.. Pbysiclam and Surgeons Cslls snewer-l prumplly night or day 'Phone llarrlmsn. Harrlman, Oregon Dr Minnio Hand Physician and Surgeon WroctTelcplinn. Connettlun Albritton. Ore. k- E. HIBBAR0 OxBOS first ilixir SSI t phot t.,ert Borni, Ort BRUCE R. KESTER Attorney at Law aUsrd Office Practice l-snd Scrip tr 5a Vale, Oregon M. A. BIGGS Attorney at Law Veegtly Bldg.. Burns, tm,.n O. A. REMBOLD Atlorniy-at-l,aw, Burns, Oregon. HERMAN VON SCHMALZ Attorney at I.aw Cowtcwts snd practire iM.fi.ri. I . s j,ud Offlce a Sactalty Ofltee: Fry BMg. n.-it ,1 i., lamt office Barns, Orrgnn CHARIiES W. ELLIS LAWYER Burns, - - Oregon Frsetioea faralhoU iu the State ('..ills and ba ft. Kami mlico. Ohnrt. H. I oti.-iitl. ATTOBNKV-AT-i.AW, Careful attuution giv n to Colleo- tiont and Ileal Ettntn luattars, Fire lni.in.inn-. Notary Public Buhst. Oukuiis. A. W. GOWAN ATTORNEY-AllJVW State Courts and United States Land Office Practice Three doors South of the Harney County National Bank Burns. Oretron. F. C. DlLLARlt renaerly Asa. gnliir-r A li. Kadlcmss t-ornu-.-li Cklsl Ka tlasat ul Boise A Wialilh Hi taO.8 Rerlsu.atli.ii mi vlea. Eastern Oregon Fngioeering Company OfX 1KB IRUfiATiON tNtilNUB Barns, Ort'tg aaoooeeoeeaeaaaaaaeeaaeece e e e e e e e o a a a a a : : : s LONIi e e e RESTAURANT I oeoituii i:oon t, op. e lmril iMeals At All Hours. -v . : "." j uraers and I'ronipt Service e With Reasonable Rates o (Jive Me A Call e i 1' '". o a Bgg Idle TIsaaa-llcraM BtalMieo S aaaaaooeeaeeaa eeaeeeaeeee IWIIIIIIIIIIimtni ::::r i ::::!::.!! RODNEY DAVIS House Palntlnsj Paper Hangjlng: and Decorating DalctmlninK Hardwood FlnlBhlpg Fresco Painting BB.llBBB.aa luriiiahrd on a- aUcaUaai. Saraplt-s shown. 4SJIVK HIM A CHANCE i llttt::'-.::n:i:::i!tn tttt: JOHNl,K.nir:j.UM!, h - rV 7' . I A. fdwefor. t Intioiuit I'.nurntVDi'. Fine Watrli Repairing A mil , dally. Tonawama tonight